Why on Earth would Trump pick her?

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>>131978306

I'd never eat a burrito from a vagina - a bloody vagina - I said NO! GTFO Mika.

>>131978306
KYS /nu-pol/ faggot

>>131978306
She looks like a normie american woman.

>>131978306
Maybe Melania doesn't want Donald to cheat on her. Kellyanne will probably be fired too

>>131978306
WHAT!?! She's 10/10 qt 3.14!!! Am I the only one who gets a little chubby when she gets that lazy eye?

>>131978890
Why didn't Trump just pick some big intimidating guy?

I am sure there are plently of sharp people who would be willing to work this position.

Also, Kellyanne is hot af

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>>131978306
she sounds like how right wing retards argue

>Out of every person willing to do this

Have you even considered how long that list really is?

>>131978306
>daughter of Mike Huckabee
This is why senpai

>>131979038
Melania didn't think Sean supported Donald enough. Sean also had a tantrum when he didn't get to meet the Pope during the Italy visit

Melania will probably get rid of Kellyanne and Ivanka too

>>131978306
What wrong with her? She does a good job something you don't have.

>>131978306

Because she looks like most of his voters.

>>131979036
This 10/10 would wife.

>>131978306
>actually does her job
>doesn't indulge anything
>doesn't take shit from anyone

>>131978306
She's better that Spicer. Sharp chick that knows how to handle the vultures.

fyi ugly women are actually intelligent because they have to be. trump married an army candy ditz and knows better.

>>131978306
>Why the fuck did Trump pick this woman?
Because her job isn't really to look pretty?

>>131978306
She's been fantastic. Spicer should walk off a plank.

>>131979473
I thought Sean did an okay job

>>131978306
He picked her because shes been forged in the Child of a Conservative furnace and is onto their tricks.

>>131979075
kys leaf

Where'd Spicy go?

>>131980120
he got promoted inside trumps staff.

>>131980120

He got promoted. He's like deputy chief of staff equivalent and replaced a guy who quietly left.

>>131980238
>>131980249
Is it a real promotion?

What also happened to Bannon? I thought he would Breitbart things up but he's silent

>>131980413
IDK about bannon, but for a while the media was going after him, trying to picture him a nazi... so iguessing they are keeping him low key.

>>131978306
She's Mike Huckabee's daughter. Probably paying Mike back for something by hiring her.

Because the amount of sycophants shrinks daily.

>>131980238
>>131980249

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Trump could bring back Marilyn Monroe in her hayday as the new press secretary and libtards would still find ways to criticize and insult her. Nothing will ever be good enough for them as long as Trump is in the white house.

>>131980993
are you ok?

because she's great at answering questions and defending the president. are you that fucking retarded???!

she's cute and does a good job. what's the problem?

>>131981962
liberals, as usual.

>>131981714
>>131981962
She's a fucking woman. A goofy looking one too.

Why not search out a man?

Are there really not that many people willing to do this?

>>131981962

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>131978306
Trump is using the Pussy Pass against the press, and is lucky to have a woman that's been around for years and is wise to all of their bullshit.

>Her
>She
I have some bad news for you guys

>>131978306
Media can barely mistreat her or their rabid dog of an audience will lash back at them

can u imagine how many press secretaries trump is going to go thru? lol

>>131982100
what, you like men or something? Flag related

>>131979164
it's bretty long, I'm willing to do it, but noOoOOoOoOoOoOOoo

lose my job to a lady person, sexism! many such cases! sad!

>>131982057
>>131982100
>>131982144
I noticed none of these are arguments. She's been slaying the press. What's the problem?

>>131982100
>trying this hard to bait out "stereotypical" answers from /pol/ for your shitty blog/reddit post
Try harder faggot. If you fail again, convert to Islam and cleanse a day care of whites.

>>131982390
why would i argue? you asked a question.

>>131982363
>>131982390
>>131982546

>DUR WHY DO YOU WANT A MAN???

Because men are naturally stronger and naturally leaders? Are these all reddit posters or what?

I'm watching her press conference right now, and I agree that she is better than Spicer, but I thought Spicer was shit to begin with.

Trump needs a true bantz king who will just talk mad shit to the press.

>>131982952
No, you go back you little faggot.

You know somebody is from Reddit when they don't have a problem with a WOMAN in a position like this.

>>131982390
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>131978306
8/10 would do for freedom.

>>131983024
Idiot.

Her presence takes away all of their weapons and exposes their hypocrisy.

They can't make fun of her appearance.
They can't shout her down.
They can't accuse her of "mansplaining."

Fuck, it'd be better if she was a minority.

>>131982910
>naturally stronger and naturally leaders

gay alert. there's things you just don't say out loud

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>>131983024
you realize /pol/ is satire, right?
projection is really not a good look for you.

>>131983138
Shes a 6 max dude.
And that is being nice.
Naked shes probably a 4.

Because her dad is Mike Huckabee. That's all there is to it.

>>131983255
That's literally what I said in my OP, "idiot"
>>131983262
shut up faggot

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>>131978306
because she btfos press faggots
one eye on the shills, one eye on the kikes

>>131982363

Women exist to nurture kids, not to "work"

>>131983468
This.

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>>131983555
>one eye on the shills, one eye on the kikes

>>131978306
Yes. She looks like a deer in the headlights. She looks like a victim. Trump is a genius. Death to CNN. Death to fake news reporters.

>>131983555
fucking kek somebody meme this right here

>>131983518
See-- now I hope a sheboon summons her dindu master and murders you.

Good luck, shithead!

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>>131978306
Trump picked her because she eviscerates the press.

>>131979948
Spicer sticks to the point, but I think they roll her out when they want the press to get a taste of their own medicine.

>>131983947
>women eviscerating anything

I mean, she's not terrible or anything. She doesn't say anything cucky, and she has some good come-backs at fighting with the press.

But she's a woman. It's just not the same as having a man with two testicles bantering with the press.

I think finding somebody as obnoxious as Milo would be a good idea.

>>131978306

Probably cuz Mike Huckabee asked Trump to ask her, and she prob wasnt supposed to get much attention with Spicer as press secretary (I think he's looking for a replacement now)

I agree that she's ugly as shit and has no charisma

>>131979038
>I am sure there are plently of sharp people who would be willing to work this position.

lol you think that with Trump's erratic tweets?

>>131978306
hes made you reveal your own hateful rotten self

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>>131984080
>spends whole thread telling people to go back to plebbit for supporting a woman in the position
>suggests Milo for the position
really makes you think

>>131984235
Yes, a position like that is every opportunist's dream.

>>131984308
I said somebody LIKE Milo.

You are retarded if you do not acknowledge Milo's meth'd out lightning fast banter. Why do you think he put leftists on suicide watch?

Unfortunately he is a sodomite, and that was his downfall.

>>131982264

Obama went through several too

>>131982390
>She's been slaying the press

lol no

Trump needs someone who can stay on message but is charismatic and eye-pleasing

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>>131978306
Why did the left become the champions of retardation?

>>131984327

if it was a normal White House

Trump often tweets shit without telling his own press secretaries, leaving them in the dark and making contradictory statements. Spicer looks like he's been through hell in the first few months of being press secretary.

>>131978306

Laura Ingraham would be much better

>>131978306
She owns that room. You've obviously not listened to her. She's fantastic. Also how dare you criticize her looks because she is a womyn!!!

i dont really pay attention to these press briefings but ive heard enough of them to conclude spicer was pretty bad and sanders is a million times better than him. spicer awkwardly ran damage control most of the time. sanders makes less gaffs and isnt afraid to BTFO the media.

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>>131978306
Let Marshawn do it....

>>131978306
Because she's pretty damned good at her job? Allah forbid someone is chosen based on their merit rather than aesthetics.

>>131978306
Because if the media criticized her they're just being misogynistic .

She's pretty good. The fact the media hates her is proof.

>>131978306
She's better than Spicer

Spicer comes across as a nervous wreck and looks like a cuck. She at least doesn't seem like a spaz

I think they should have another person do it throughout the week too. Someone of Ben Shapiro's caliber would be good but not Ben Shapiro

>>131978306
She looks like if she was a man she'd be a huge bully. Perfect pick.

>>131978306
If the White House was ever cursed like that castle in Beauty and the Beast, she'd probably turn into a talking pair of Crocs.

>>131982910

>Trump needs a true bantz king who will just talk mad shit to the press.

Fuck it. I'll do it.

>>131979038
>Also, Kellyanne is hot af
Someone's horny. You like your women to look like they've smoked a pack a day for 30 years?

>>131978555
This is actually the truth. They could hate on sean spicer but it is much harder to hate on someone that looks exactly like a huffpo blogger's mom or one of their friends mom.

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>>131978306
Nobody else wants this shit job?

>>131986627
Nah dude is hot af

Every time I see her pop up on the news I'm just like "damn 10/10 milf I bet donald has cheated on Melania with that".

>>131978306
U mad faggot?

>>131982209
(((Scheinpflug)))
it never fails

>>131988165
>nobody else wants to work in what will be one of the most legendary administrations for the strongest empire the world has ever known

I would do this job if hired. I would spend an entire week studying every piece of information 12 hours per day learning the material.

>>131978306
yeah anon we should hire people based on how they look rather than how qualified they are

t. goy goystein

>>131988414
>we should hire women to do things

What happened to this board exactly? Even a month ago I wouldn't be seeing this level of cuckery

>>131978306
Yes. He wants the press to look unhinged

Also most of the attacks on Sean Spicer and Kellyanne (other than the "alternative facts" line) have mostly focused on making fun of their appearance and mannerisms.

If he puts someone up who looks weird as fuck and is a chick, the journalists will be wary of pulling the same tricks

>>131980103
Stop responding to leaves, cousin. They just want (you)s.

>>131979405

Kek

Oddly, my attraction to her was zero, now though, she's kinda turning hot enough to get it on.

>>131978306
she pisses of kikes and makes the briefings weird and not fun for jew reporters. thats all she has to do.

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>>131978306
she looks like a stay at home wine drinking mother of 4 who's Facebook consists of political ranting

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>>131978306
sexist much?

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>>131978306
>Huckabee Sanders

What sort of bizarre experiment is this?

>>131979038
Jim Comey needs a job right?

>>131979555
You saying there are no ugly dumb wmnz out there?

easy, so anyone who criticizes her can be called sexist

>>131978306
>pick ugly woman
>bait post the press to get them angry
>reporter takes cheap shot at uggo lady
>Any attack against a woman is considered muhsoggyknee
>reporter out of a job

>>131978306
>every person that would be willing to do this

think you found the problem, OP.

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she reminds me of pic related for some reason

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>>131978306
>look her in the eyes
>try to read her
>the only guess you can make is that there something stuck innher ass

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>>131984403
pic related

>>131978306

she is way way more eloquent than Spicer and speaks on behalf on Trump way better, unlike Spicer she doesn't stutters and puts the press in it's place way better

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>>131989509
this right here.

Trump is starting to enforce Rule #4.

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>>131989788
Yup lmao, they criticized him for doing it and now he's going to bait them into doing it so they would look like ridiculous hypocrites if they fail to live up to it.

Giving the press what they deserve

>>131988310

Spending 12 hours a day on /pol/ would do it.

>>131978306
No one else wants the job and the years of consternation and ridicule that are sure to follow.

>>131980249
>'''''promoted'''''
Sean is masochistic enough to not quit, this was just a signal

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>>131992699

He's busy on /pol/ trumping up supporters.

>>131978306
4d chess. They can't imitate her on SNL without being offensive to women or retards.

>>131983572
>Women exist to nurture kids, not to "work"
Same as men anon

>>131978306
9001D chess.

>Liberals are petty.
>They will inevitably bully her about her appearance.
>He can call them out on it.

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>>131994333
>4d chess. They can't imitate her on SNL without being offensive to women or retards.

You could be on to something. Sarah Huckabee is a parody of Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

Crazy Mika showed up at Mar-a-Lago with the most delicious banana burrito in her snatch. I, myself, would never eat a burrito from a vagina - a bleeding badly vagina - I said no!

>>131978306
She's the perfect pick. The press secretary requires many extra hours and picking someone that doesn't have a family makes the most sense. Trump went even further and hired a lady that can't even keep a boyfriend for very long because she can't stop looking at other men. His choice is perfection.

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>>131994333
bingo

>>131978306
>trick liberals into attacking woman on appearance
>accuse them of sexism
Honestly this one is just plain ol 2D chess

>>131978306
just further revealing the disgusting hateful rottenness of his opponents

>>131978306
She is so fucking good at her job dude

Trump should get Vince McMahon to have Undertaker take on the press.

>>131978306
It's because she's a sassy woman with a 'tude so they can get the shouting matches going on these press conferences.

>>131978306
Maybe because she can actually do the job? Also, is she related to the ex-gov, Huckabee?

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>>131998164

Yes, she is, probably some personal vendetta Trump has against Huckabee, to hire his daughter and drag her under the bus for next 8 years is an added bonus.

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>>131978306
Press couldn't handle the Spice bantz. Bring him back.

>>131978306
>Why the fuck did Trump pick this woman?

Because faggots like you would say things like that

>>131998329
underrated movie

>>131978306
Trump is daring liberals and feminists to body shame her.

>>131979038
>Kellyanne is hot af
What the actual fuck? She literally looks like a fucking zombie.
Is she really considered hot in Burgerland or is this anon just retarded?

I think she does it well. She's not overly defensive and calls out the foolish and loaded press questions for what they are.

>>131978306
I think it's genius.

it's the first thing any human sees
you know that even the biggest lefty will make fun of her, therefore exposing their own prejudice and admitting that Trump is appealing to a primitive human reaction when he slams people for their appearance

>>131998687
And this. Liberals are so shallow in reality that they are absolutely dying inside trying to hold back from shaming this fair and average sized women.

>>131998860
>Thinking communists learn ever
Yeah, no.

>>131989892
>Rule 10
>TRUMP IS COLLUDING WITH PUTIN
Whoops.

>>131979289
This anon gets it, it's just nepotism/favouritism.

>>131999162
So what exactly has Mike Huckabee done for any of us, ever? Besides run failed presidential campaigns?

>>131978306
ummm wow her qualifications all start with appearance to you? What a douche. You must be a stud. I assume you are 12 and your mom is trying to get you to come down for dinner.

>>131979376
He was the only practicing catholic in the WH
>Drumps diss him from meeting il papa
that was bs

I think she does a pretty amazing job. I think she handles the press WAY BETTER than Spicer or Earnest.

>>131978306
This is just shallow as fuck famalam

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[spoiler]She's super hot.I'm turned on at the idea of humiliating a modest, average-seeming woman and I'm deeply concerned that it's because I had a troubled relationship with my mother.[/spoiler]

>>131983555
Criminally under fucking rated.

She does well at her job to be honest.
You know she does the fucking in the relationship

>>131978306
Now she can't be criticized too harshly. Polineural backgammon.

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>>131999470
>gets salty when reporter calls out WH bs
>soooooooooooo much better than spicey

lol

>>131978306
she is very representative of the state of his administration

>>131978306
They haven't attacked her like they have Sean Spicer. The left would eat themselves alive if they attacked her.

>>131994333
You don't know SNL very well do you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktf0Q5O-VNs

I'm not sexist but slaughtering all women and replacing them with the artificial womb and the artificial woman may save Civilisation if you think about it.

Of course Donnie Drumpf would pick an asseyed tard.

>>131998810
He is retarded or trolling. She is an old wrinkley hag and annoying as hell.

>>131978306
Because she BTFO the rat media & she's smokin hot!
Deal with it Faggot!

>>131999106
some more people might get redpilled when they see (((their))) hypocrisy exposed once again

Shouldn't we hire people based on their skill and knowledge, not on how they look?

>>131978306
most women look like this, op
pure 4.5

this is why okcupid and cialis and divorce

Daily reminder that leftists try to use defamation on all persons that aren't left.

POL you are being tricked again. Sad.

Sage this stuff

>>131999251
Licked Trump's anus

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>>131979038
>kellyanne hot af

is that why you masturbate to old tv shows of Don Knotts

>>131978306
she is like the girl who has a good personality and you almost pity date her but 20 years older now

>>132000736
Meritocracy is an extremely antisemite idea, please retract yourself or face harsh judgement.
Either way police have been contacted, admitting your Sin is the first step to shortening your sentence, scumbag.

>>131989327

He's probably spending his time now fucking kids on Jeffrey Epstein's island.

>>131978306
fuck holy fuck! like, maybe there is more to doing a job than your physical apperance!

>>131999251
Be a fag neo-con shill....like everyone trump has decided are better than than "muh violent left"

>>131999936
>fat coke

Lol

If you actually listened to her she's good at BTFOing the press.

>>131979075
I've actually never had a leftist stand up for themselves and debate me on person. It's always personal attacks and emotion. What are you on about?

>>131999162
Is Justin Trueadeux related to anyone?
Leaf cocksucker

He picked her because Saturday Night Live can't make fun of her without stepping on their own body positive feminist toes.

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>>131978306
17D chess

1. SNL mocked his last press secretary for good ratings--what are they going to do now? Make fun of chubby women? Make fun of a woman's looks? They will be crucified.

2. The press pool does not argue on logic, they just try to trip up the press sec to generate headlines. A middle-aged woman is the perfect counter, they can argue forever and are completely impervious to logic.

>>132001550
That's genius.
Lmao

Because of friendship with her father, and Trump needed him to go on Fox News and say nice words about him. A favor for a favor.

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>>131983555
>one eye on the shills, one eye on the kikes
Kek has spoken directly through you

>>132002367
Don't even bother with reasoning with a Leaf. Their PM just passes laws he feels are morally right without a serious concession of its implications.

>>131978306
This broad is a fucking pitbull, doesn't take shit. She's great.

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>>131995358
>can't even keep a boyfriend for very long because she can't stop looking at other men
sensible_chuckle.png

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>>131978306
>first USA president without dog
>nope

>>131978306
Tumblr fucks have zero ammo since she isn't hot or a fucking white male

>>131978306
What the fuck, are you fucking 10 years old?

>>131994333
This this and this again.
Digits confirm it.

She is the ultimate meme.
The high society press has to talk to fly over country and if they want the cameras on, they get put in their place by her.
She's Teflon.

>>131983255
KATRINA PIERSON