/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - 'BEATIN STICK EDITION

negro we were only at 200 post in the other thread. lmao

WIK E R P AR K

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July 4th bingo

>>131973529
i think we hit the image limit, no?

/pol/ mods hate chiraq threads

draw me a pet nigger with "jack harms" written on the bottom

leafbro you still here?

ROBERT4PRESIDENT

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What happens at midnight? Do people lose their gibs & electricity?

Why at 200?

9 year old with animal bites, 12 year old brother arrested for waving fake gun at people

Car on fire

might be good for the drawer

>>131973590
ok, robert will let you live this time.

>>131973659
THEIR CARS GET SET ON FIRE

WATCH YO KEYS ROBERT

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for the guy who wanted someone in the jungle

>>131973659
>Junk Bond status
>No more lotto
>Judge may order 4 billion to MCOs, which means they don't have money for gibs

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>>131973285
SOON

We've got fireworks

>>131973659
Spontaneous examples of "Protest" and a drastic change in ambient temperature

>>131973734
car fire just got called in

>>131973777
draw me a pet nigger with "jack harms" written on the bottom

>>131973659
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/1-day-2-years-of-deadlock-at-stake-in-illinois-budget-deal/2017/06/30/1addf748-5d54-11e7-aa69-3964a7d55207_story.html


The great chicago happening of 2017 has begun.

>>131973897
Always archive shills
https://archive.is/TP8gq

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THE NOGGIN HOUR IS HERE

Im going to compile a glossay next thread and for future threads. Pls reply what newfags to /cpd/ need to know!

Robert - third shift callsign for cops normally follows after a number. I.E. 362 robert

Male black - a nigger without saying nigger

Male white - rare corrupted sub-species infected by male black mentality white guy

Check yo keys - hot mic; open mic; spams radio with uneeded noise and bs.


Pro tip: new thread after 300 replies.

What else is needed anons?

>>131973590

save chicago with this one weird trick

pol mods HATE him

>Acura

spic detected

Wtf someone fucking in a body bag already?

>>131973950
You should spell Glossary correctly for one.

Who here thinking discord?

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>>131973595

>>131973897
They never passed the budget deal?


HAHAHAHAHA

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>>131973956

>>131973994
thanks pal, teehee

oh shit is there going to be a habenen

>posting here when the other thread has 80 posts left
stop

Battery in progress

>>131974040

Did you expect them to?

It's been 2 fucking years already, anon.

>>131973897
>emergency session starts tomorrow

its nothing until they go to recess without a budget

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>>131973994

We need a sketch of that guy in an Obama Halloween mask that was robbing ATMs a few weeks back.

>>131974055

What happened?

>>131973285
listening with ambient music increases energy

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> REAL ROBERT HOUR HAS STARTED

>>131974040
NOPE JULY 1ST IS THE CUT OFF DATE FOR PAY FOR PUBLIC CONTRACTORS. ENJOY THE RIDE

>>131973931
i like this bot. it pleases me.

>>131973984
Im on the phone and its a fast thread, u particular and uncontributing fuck.

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Ambient music Chicago PD scanner is rather A S T E T I C A U D I O

>>131974131
meant because of the government shutdown, forgot to quote

>>131974176
I love you too Anon

Wtf last thread didn't hit image limit you faggots

Can we get helicopter chase streams or now?

>>131974176
you typed all that on your phone? nigger are you crazy?

>>131974118
Yeah, but now they have literally nothing to make payments with, and they can't get a loan because they now have a "junk"-grade credit rating.

Things have in fact gotten worse.

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Ultimate nigger meltdown imminent

>>131973926
If your in Robert threads and your style isn't set to tomorrow, you are wrong.

Seriously if any you are using yotsuba, go down to the bottom right corner of the page and set that shit to tomorrow. You're welcome.

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>>131974131

>>131974176
you just have fat fingers, eat another cheeseburger

> WATCHING LIVEPD
> LISTENING TO CPD
extra comfy

>>131974368
realistically, how bad do you think it will be?

>comparisons are welcome

>>131974421
damn this is comfy

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>>131974261
*muah*

Did that state implode yet or what?

>>131974469
T-there's video?

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WHAYU MEEN I AINT GET NO EBT DIS MUNT?! HOW I SPOSE TO GET CHIKEN TENDEEZ?!

>>131974339
Yeah fast texter no auto correct tho

>>131974513
bump for interest

It's really sad that Chicago can singlehandedly destroy what is otherwise a decent midwestern state

>>131974469
Kek same here

>>131974560
how old are you? i think i'm too old to ever pick up fast typing on my phone. then again i've only had a smart phone for two years

>>131974469

>livepd

what this

>>131974445
5'3" 130lbs but my tits are fat so they get in the way.

>burger tits

>>131974601
niggers, not even once

>>131974709
It's like COPS, but it's all live with commentary

>>131974689
24 anon

any requests? If not I can go to bed and stop stealing thread room

>>131974717
Tits or gtfo

>>131974689
>Bulgaria
>only had a smart phone for two years
surprised you still aren't using turnips

>>131974717
>130
>tits
Nigger why. Go outside jesus. How the fuck do you have tits

>>131974717
post those tatas my friend.

>>131974781
Man boobs.

>>131974726
>but if they are lebased black man its okay!
civic nationalists actually believe this

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>>131974778
Put an official CPD cap on this guy

>>131974717
post em. no one has to know but us anons

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>>131973285
Some cockhead banned my school's IP for child porn 4 years ago

Quick rundown of what happened tonight, Roberts?

CAR FIRE CONFIRMED AS ARSON.

>>131974778
one more that says, "shrike is a based trap" and the picture is one those niggers robbing a Walgreens or just doing something silly idk

>>131974689
Two finger typists can reach 100 word per minute, so two thumb posters should reasonably be able to reach that speed.

>>131974717
show me those burger titties

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>>131974922
certain demographics are more crime prone than others.

>>131974836
yeah but we don't have niggers either so joke's on you

>>131974781
>>131974853
>>131974864
>>131974912
>>131974940

His man boobs get in the way.

>>131974853
You think 5'3" 130 lbs is that skinny? Kek, I wish you knew me

>>131974853
Cause im missing a dick, anon.

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I'm really sleepy, sorry guys. 2 am here. I'll be back if there is threads tomorrow evening!

>>131975032
Stern, but fair

>>131975044
get on the /fitpol/ train. It could literally save your life anon.

>>131975083
Tits+time stamp or gtfo

>>131974717
whip em out. lets see

night night leaf Robert

>>131975083
Yeah, it gets lonely when it gets hidden by the fat.

wtf

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

oh gawd

>>131975240
WEW

AYEAH- O-KaY

>>131975083
Well you know the rules

>>131975098
How is Newfoundland live?

>>131975083
post your tits my american friend

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what is going on?

weird calls.

this (((ambient music))) is only making it weirder.

>>131975238
>>131975240
>>131975279
>>131975305
>>131975306

that was the robert that was asked to taxi the mom to meet her precious at the jail or some shit like that

>>131975447
oh yeah. thanks

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Grow up Nazis

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>>131975042
>>131974940
>>131974912
>>131974864
>>131974853
>>131974781
Sorry boiis tiddys for fiance, aint ruining 9yrs for ya but here u are. Thats all ya get, get creative.

>>34ddd in sport cause i aint tryna knock out bystanders

>>131975447
Lol thanks, needed context. Was grabbing beer

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>>131975083
29-31, sugartits

>>131975570
what the fuck those dont look like man tits at all

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>>131974469
Live PD is a repeat this weekend

>>131975570
you're getting married to anon tho, right?

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>>131975139
I have been rock climbing since I was 8 years old
Can lift a 250 pound navy seal
Can easily run an entire 10 mile trail up and down hill with a 40 lb pack and no break
I have voluptuous breasts
5'2" 107 lbs
I probably eat more food than you do
/fitpol/ is unnecessary, I just have a fantastic metabolism and my parents gifted me with stronk genes

On a relevant note, our female just made a strange sex noise

>>131975196

Not unless u whip out urs

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Even the doggos are /comfy/ tonight

BATTERY IN PROGRESS BABY

>>131975083
>>131975570
Quite literally a different poster. What is this thread

>>131975570
>no timestamp

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Wow, its even more depressing with the ambient music.

>>131975706
And their clothed non man tits. I feel ripped off in four different directions.

>>131975637
Nice try clever boi

>>131975650
>>>131975570 (You)
>you're getting married to anon tho, right?
Yes anon, buying house in two years with land so i can be a housewife to three kids.

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>>131975570
>udders

keep your shit on pls

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sorry for newfag but is this robert

>>131975706
sometimes when you're using your phone's internet, your ip changes

>>131975597
No nigger lips

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>>131975570
TRAP DETECTED

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>>131975570
I don't even know what's going on in this thread, I just see you being stupid.

>>131975797
Yes he is single handedly doing all of this

>>131975794
THIS

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>>131975706
Its same person, you failure.

How many of the 2,240 listeners do you guys think are us?

>>131975863
oh shit he has found a male black

>>131975652
lol as a D1 college wrestler I know for a fact you do not bench 250 and weigh 107 lbs. Max bench for our 125 who went to nattys was 225. Mines 315. The 10 miles would be believable if you left out the pack.

Don't lie on the internet. Look at yourself in the mirror and make the right adjustments like a man.

Thread theme for my fellow comfy white Chicagoans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgTF_fNuzXQ

>>131975794
And you cant milk em, dont trip.

>>131975764
Labradors breeds top tier dog

>>131975944
Ayyyy Andrew Bird. Love that guy, used to listen to Nova Roma all the time.

HEAVY METAL

>>131975906
>138 / 33 / 42 / 1
about 42

fuckin honkies

>heavy metal mandick
wut

>>131975906
200?

>>131975905
I'll show myself out.

>>131976055
come say that to robert's face dad

>>131975905
There is literally no reason to admit you are a girl on the internet unless you're an attention seeking whore
Now post tits with timestamp or gtfo

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coon tits = worse tits
> get the luger

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>Heavy Metal
>Chicago

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> HEAVY METAL MUSIC

>>131976101
NO MORE BLUES, ONLY HEAVY METAL

>>131975936
Did I fucking say I bench 250 lbs? No, I said I can lift a 250 lb marine. No way I could ever bench that weight. I locked my arms below his hips and ass, and stood up. He was lifted off of the ground for a good 5 seconds and it was glorious. As for the running, it really isn't that unbelievable. You don't know what I was running from!

>>131976091
turn this shit off you deliquent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Za2PVVDcI

>Listening
Is this live?

>>131976077
Probably about right. Most anons in here are lurking

>>131976154
cmonn baby don't you wanna goooo

I have a great idea.

Gluing $100 dollar bills all over my naked body and running up to the Chicongenese and screaming "FIGHT ME NIGGERS!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02KPyZj8ej8

>faint pac man music in the background

>>131976263
I think that's a fine idea anon

>>131976263
> HARD MODE
Doing it in black face

>>131974172
His name is @tumblrisms on the twatter. Follow live and love him.

>>131976322
THIS

>>131976032
He's truly awesome. Wish there was more Illinois-themed music

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you're dropped off in chicago wearing only this

WHAT. DO. YOU. DO.

>>131976387
I get shot by a fucking nigger.

> fight all coons
>steals all fired chicken and malt liq
>become national hero

>>131976188
thats not an achievement or in any way spectacular you retard. make gains

>>131976387
YELL I HATE NIGGERS AND RUN

>>131975570

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbcN5FN-Lok

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>>131976322
Oooh, yeah!

CHECK YOUR CALLBOX KEY, ROBERTS

>>131976387
Lay on the ground somewhere to hide the front of the sign. Eventually someone will call the cops thinking I am a corpse, and then hopefully they'll give me a ride far away.

>>131976511
I'd ditch the sign immediately and you'd see my white ass running down the street acting like i'm strung out

>>131976387
Pull a Neil Moran and dance a jig

https://youtu.be/tdMVCL3aMpY

>>131976555
damn that's smart

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hey faggots we're merging threads,
dont fuck up the OP next time Roberts

>WHO HAS THE CALLBOX KEY

>>131976312
>>131976322

I wonder if I'll be on the scanner...

new to these threads, any memes i should know of?

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1 more dead

Listening to zone 6 and 7 and it just said 5 male whites?

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Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtJ27y_9LOg

>>131976628
<dink>

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back to CPD

>>131976625
Lurk

>>131973588
Not gonna lie, that's a really low bar for one of the most happening weekends here....You could get a coverall on a regular weekend with that.

>>131976494
I didn't say it was, and I'm not impressed with anything I have ever done. Pride is degeneracy. Everything I have ever done is simply what I have done, and I am done making my point. I'm irrelevant and I have a bingo board to tend to

>>131976609
10-4 roberto

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>>131973285
>tfw your oc makes the op cut

>>131976625
lurc moar

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>>131976727
probably one of the hardest to get in one night i think is this one

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Night all

>>131976601
Thanks, that's what soldiers used to do when they were vulnerable in a war zone

>>131976513
Saving for later im at crater lake with piss poor reception

>>131976609
link

>>131976827
what's a weed eater

>intoxicated father is pushing on mom, caller is 15 y/o, someone has a gun

15-year-old father with a gun on his waist

>>131976732
Pride is motivation holy fuck. You are supposed to be proud of your achievements and progress and use it to propel you further in literally everything you do. This is basic stuff. You had it right the first time.

>it was glorious
>pride is degeneracy

sort yourself out anon

I'm going to Chicago from the 2nd to the 5th. How fucked am I? Going to stay in the downtown/millennium park/navy pier area

>>131976887
>>131976889
looks promising

>>131976894
pride cometh before the fall, anon.

>>131976827
been on a few hours and only thing i have is animal, and that was almost cheating. last time they threw the dog at the person. they are being civil only knives guns and sticks tonight.

>>131976922
this may be your last post

>>131976922
Can't wait to hear your debut on /cpd/ cowboy

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JOHN KIMBLE OH SHIT

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>>131976885
this thing

>>131976922

You're going to be run off the road on the highway in before you ever get there.

what's 'good morning' mean?

>>131976922
Kill urself now instead of a nigger disgracing your corpse

>>131976922
downtown is generally (or, historically) mob controlled territory, which is why niggers stay out. stick to tourist areas.

>>131976998
oh yeah, i've seen these. was it used as a bludgeon or was the attacker using the business end?

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>>131976885

>>131977023
Nuke just went off brightening the Chicago skyline

>>131976625
Check your keys you dirty slut. Lurk for 2 years before posting on 4chan you mong

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>>131976885

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>>131976885
Also 8 shots fired

>>131977023
Saying hello to those starting shift even if its night time

>>131976970
Yeah, but it is worth it to pull yourself up and keep going instead of sitting there because "pride hurt muh feels".

Why does Chicago publicize this?

>>131977077
i like this name more, because it literally wacks weed with those little appendages

>>131977074
business end and it was on. he was chasing him down the street with it lol. apparently got him in the face a couple times. that was last year

>>131973285
Will pension cuts mean nigger beatings?

>>131977074
elderly black male chased young male black down the street with a weedeater.

>husband attacked her while he was driving, crashed the car, he is on drugs and threatened her before running away
>drag racers

we need to lure some brits in here, someone put out a cheese plate

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>>131976922

Stay to the Blue areas.

>>131977149
nice. i'm surprised nogs take care of their yards desu

>stepfather closed the door on her fingers
>wants him arrested
>he's wearing a pink bottom

>>131977168
IIRC nigger beatings are a non-negotiable in Chicago's budget.

>>131976970
this
>>131977106

>>131977168
No, It means Chigoons set everything and each other on fire.

>>131977205
it was probably stolen

>>131977144
Anyone can broadcast personal scanner thats in the same police fequency

>>131973590
Image limit?

>>131977172
ah, so it was one of those few niggers who have their shit together. hence why he had a weed wacker to begin with. ain't no niggers gonna take care of their yards

>there's a fucking crowd coming

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>Crowd approaching

Ooo, crowd and weapons

Check yo keys incoming

>Crowd moving toward our Roberts
>They have weapons

CROWD APPROACHING

one in custody and a crowd is coming. pray for Robert

>>131977179

Brit Robert here, but I've got to head to work for an early shift.

>>131977289
>GET THE MINIGUN READY

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>they've got weaponry

We in dah real niggah owas now nikka!

>>131977260
are you joking? this is picked up by personal scanners??

Is Chicago not digital yet?

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>>131977090
Burger please

>>131977288
it was probably stolen. ive seen a few nigs riding a bike with one over their shoulder this summer

>Dispatch telling roberts to check their keys when an armed crowd is approaching

>>131977342
stay safe brit Robert.

>>131977304
>>131977289
>>131977317
>>131977322
>>131977324
>>131977327
>>131977353

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

>>131976970
its pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before the fall.

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>Crowd approaching with weapons

R.I.P. Robert. You will be missed.

I want to sleep but the crowd robert has me waiting to see what happens to our glorious hero

>>131977364
They can't even afford bullet proof vests for their roberts. what makes you think they can buy radios???

>>131977342
*bobbies

>>131977364
>chicongo
>being able to afford that

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>>131977397
Almost as excited as when I met Altynbekova Sabina in a airport.

>>131977373
>>131977256
ah. well, that's certainly more believable

>ambulance needed for highly intoxicated female

How many gangs listen into this?

>>131977364
>Is Chicago no digital yet?
I'm surprised they have police cars

>>131977364
Idk much about scanners but u can listen to almost any and everyone/city/department broadcasting

>>131977436
Same bro

>>131977364
They have been getting donations for Vests, you think they can redo their radios?

>>131977422
RIP ROBERT

>>131977397
IT BEGINS

>>131977504
I seriously consider that when a get on and see how many are listening

Goin' out for some Whataburger, keep me posted.

HJ says only 6 officers have been injured. Very low number!

someone make new bread

whats going on guys just came/

>>131977367
gonna start using one of these for grass 6" tall, thanks

>>131977553
Dixi stay indoors there's a crowd approaching

>>131976922

Why the fuck are you going there? Chicago is super fucked up. Come to So. Illinois.

>CALL FOR SUPPORT

>>131977511
trunked frequencies require decryption (for lack of a better word)

>>131977509
Jesus

>>131977587
>>131977397

>>131977462
what a goddamn semen demon. she got any lewds?

>>131976894
>>131976970
Thats what I'm saying. Pride is for the ego, so recognition of objective goodness is for the conscience.

>>131977605
Ty

>>131977038
Thanks alot.

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>>131977397

>>131977594
I'm in Texas, friend. Feral Nogs are the least of my worries. I'll have my phone with me to keep an eye on the thread, but I won't be able to listen to the Scanner for a little while.

MAKE NEW BREAD FOR CROWD APPROCHING

they mentioned anonymous!

>>131977676
Get the broadcastify app

>>131977676
there's always a ton of fellow texans in these threads.

Brave Roberts

Damned niggers and their fireworks

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>>131977715
oh sheit

>calling all roberts
we need a new bread STAT

This sounds real fucking bad

>>131977597

Needed a vacation and it's the closest city to me. Living in st and

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>wake up tomorrow morning to see a holocaust headline in Chicago on the news.
Be happy

>>131977747
I'll do that after I eat. I only had a few taquitos today. Thanks for the heads-up on the app. I didn't know about it.

>>131977364
Nigger the entire state of Illinois is bankrupt.

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>>131977625
Lets see what I can find. She a good Kazakh so perhaps not.

>>131977889
You and me are in the exact same situation

RAPE! incoming

>we've got a reaper
come again?

New bread

>hes gonna rape her

NEW BREAD
>>131977907
>>131977907
>>131977907
>>131977907
>>131977907

>>131977937
>>131977937
>>131977937
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>>131977676
same here. live outside city limits. niggers don't own land. comfy

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>>131977934
Best I have

>>131977958
>>131977968
Fuck

>>131977181
Thanks for that

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>>131977934
i'm on her instagram right now :)

did you talk to her? how's her english? was she nice

>>131977098
thought so. how come they don't all start at the same time though?

>>131977968
DELET THIS
THIS BREAD CAME FIRST
>>131977907
>>131977907
>>131977907
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>>131977968
>>131977958
Fucking hell

>>131977968
include the "BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??"
part in the OP and the dank aussierobert OC

>>131977958
>>131977968
>blocks your path

>>131973659
does that have a cute penis?

>>131978086
god fucking damnit alright

>>131978086
>>131977907
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>>131977907
winrar

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>>131977676
> not using firefox to stream while phone posting

>>131978035
>>131978035
>did you talk to her? how's her english? was she nice
Only for a few moments, didn't know english, but I knew a little russian and so did she. She came off as nice. and polite.

>>131977942
Here's to not dying! My gf is already freaking out cause of that girl that killed at UIUC

Lakeview here

Hippies everywhere for Dead and Company at Wrigley

>>131978323
Thanks man, maybe we'll cross paths and not even know it. Hope you and your girlfriend make it outta here unscathed.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

new thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-0E2oFhPwQ

>>131979362
That song makes me want to vote for Hillary

reeeeeeee
why is this thread still alive?

>haven't even clicked play yet but
>>131979553
>>131979553
>>131979553