New Jersey government shuts down

ok, we get it... turn it back on.. government is good, I admit, I admit,, please,,, tread on me! tread on me please!! we need you!!!

They passed a law that the state can't govern itself just like you can't pump your own gas in New Jersey.

>>131970657
Budget arguments.

Jager shortage?

Well that sucks. I even donated to their economy by purchasing a firearm from a company based in NJ!

>>131970657
>getting your news from twitter

Did you unplug it and plug it back in?

>>131971031
it was on the radio too

>>131971031
Where do you get yours smartass ?
> CNN of course

>>131971102
Fuck I guess the dominoes are really starting to fall. Rev up those Happening bunkers and get ready for some civil unrest

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>>131971191
InfoWars of course. Alex Jones did not lie to me about the Life Straw!

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>>131971033

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>Be jerseyfag

Send help

Pennsreich please annex us.

>>131970657
>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/881001963860754432

Did the Goyim know?

Somebody break this down for me.
What the fuck exactly is happening?

>>131972097
It might be related to massive Jewish welfare fraud and just general Jewish corruption.

it happens all the time

>>131971725
>wanting PA to go back to being a blue state

lets us die, lad

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It's an unhappening happening where the fact nothing is happening is ironically what's happening.

Maine government also shut down.
http://wgme.com/news/local/breaking-state-government-shuts-down

>>131972097
NJ state government failed to pass a budget for fiscal year 2018 which started at midnight eastern time July 1. This means all but essential state jobs are active.

My dad works for the state (he's an applications developer consultant I have no idea why he has a contract with he state)

Said everyone is worried about this. It's not a big deal, they have until Sunday to sign a budget

>>131972403
So it's happening?

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Try turning it off, then on again.

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>>131971033

Audibly KEKed

>>131970657
>>131972097

They didn't pass their budget. Critical services like police and fire don't change but but need to go to the DMV, get a permit, or some other function the government does to keep life running? Ya fucked.

http://archive.is/KWUYm

OH NO

Where will I get my cranberries from now??

>>131971725
how are you still alive?

>Illinois hasn't passed a budget in three years
>New Jersey can't pass a budget

Why are American 'politicians' so useless?

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>>131972611
>New Jersey shuts down
>Illinois is on its way to shutting down

Yes.
YES!

>>131972784
>(((Liberals)))
>Budgets

There's your answer

>>131972753
Bergen county is pretty nice. I never understood it when people said New Jersey is a shithole until I saw the rest of it

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>>131972412
Liberals in Portland pushed through a 3% tax increase on the upper class, and the Maine gov't is arguing about it.

>captcha pic related

>>131972784
You mean nigger infested shitholes. Illinois is going to shut down too because its speaker of the house has been in office for over 30 years and funnels millions into personal and party slush funds. The governor is Republican and they're at odds right now.

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>another blue state implodes

>>131970657
LET IT BURN

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New jersey fucking sucks just sink this place into the ocean

>>131970657
Lol no highway tolls i just drove straight through on the garden state parkway hahahahahhahahahahhh go eat meatlof Christie you fat faggot Trump shuffled you off like an ugly sportcoat hahahahahhhhahahahahahhahaha

>>131971033
>getting (you)s for the obvious joke
shig

http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/07/christie_orders_shutdown_of_non-essetial_nj_govern.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured

>It was the (((Dems)))

>>131972905
>Bergen county is pretty nice

Its only in the top 40 richest counties in the USA.

I lived in Tenafly a few months, very fuckin nice, kinda boring desu. Had to go to the city for any fun.

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>>131972753
Im a warren county fag
We voted Trump i think.
How do i abandon ship lads

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>>131970657
Pension crisis, NJ is officially broke. So is NY, that's why Cuomo was pushing for 'emergency funding' of the subway because of pension debt, they have no money either.

These US cities and states are teetering on becoming completely insolvent:

>Extreme insolvency
- Jersey
- IL
- CT

>Can drag it out a few more years insolvent
-CA
-NY
-Most cities in TX, esp Dallas and Houston but the state itself is OK having shifted the debts to cities.

This is all because of unfunded, pension liabilities. Every government shills pensions with the promise that the market will have high returns for their pension fund, then they steal money from the fund to hand out gibs to get reelected (like Cuomo did). They delay the inevitable until the debt is so large that they can no longer function and have to declare bankruptcy, or get federal bailouts. Right now the common solution to this is to simply slice pension benefits to nearly nothing, play games with inflation to pay out less benefits, and to lie, lie and lie some more claiming the market will put all the money back but CA for example only had 0.6% return on their pension for 2016, and they expected 7%. These shortfalls add up and before you know it they owe hundreds of billions in pensions and can't pass a budget to keep the lights on.

Moody's and other credit rating agencies who analyze risk put the total amount of unfunded pension debt in the US at something like 4 trillion dollars. Even Trump couldn't pay them all off with bailouts if he wanted to.

>>131973378
Baby boomers BTFO? Good, fuck them for selling out this country.

>>131973378
Fuck me
I never chose to live in Connecticut

>>131970657
Blue states are going broke on account of the communism. This is not news, newfriend.

>>131972097
Christie is trying to seize money from a private institution and the assembly speaker wont let the lower house vote on it. So he ordered a shutdown

>>131973378
>This is all because of unfunded, pension liabilities. Every government shills pensions with the promise that the market will have high returns for their pension fund, then they steal money from the fund to hand out gibs to get reelected (like Cuomo did).

This is exactly what Dallas did under Mike Rawlings. They raided the pension for gibs then came back this year asking for more taxes to keep the pensions from going under. The taxes in Dallas are already going up due to people moving, especially from California, and now they'll go up even more to fund those fucking pensions.

I'm just glad I live in the suburbs outside of Dallas. The cities out here don't have those sorts of problems (yet).

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>>131970657
> yfw the state improves

>>131970657
Like it does every weekend?

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>>131970657
godspeed amerifats

>>131973717
>seize money from a private institution

Did I fail to mention the communism. I'm pretty sure I mentioned the communism >>131973708

NJFag here

Unlike what the commie democrats say, the sky hasn't fallen.

Literally nothing is different. Makes you wonder how necessary "government" the way they like it even is.

>tfw your home state crashes and burns while spreading the Gospel in the South
Babylon is falling!

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>>131973784

>>131974084
If the sky does fall in NJ it should be the staging ground for political shift to make the Red spread into the North Eastern Coast

DIVIDE THE DEMS RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE IN THE EAST COAST

>>131973758
NY did the same thing, Cuomo now steals from emergency funding and passes shit like the sugar tax in order to deal with the debt temporarily. He knows that it's all going to come crashing down but his job is simply band-aid it and survive until the next political ladder comes along he can jump to (like a potential POTUS run in 2020). Rawlings doing the same shit, just delay until he can run for a bigger office and leave the mess to somebody else.

NJ, CT and IL are most fucked right now though as CT failed to pass a budget, and are openly considering going 'bankrupt' (they technically can't declare bankruptcy).

>>131974084
Just wait. When the nogs can't get their gibs anymore, they will riot.

Gibs are the only thing keeping a lot of nog infested cities alive. When the flow stops, the riots start.

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Delaware is in the same situation. balanced budget amendment and fiscal year starts July 1, they're hundreds of millions in the hole and won't touch entitlements, thus can t balance the budget. protestors already at legislative hall in Dover at midnight. is this a mid Atlantic wide happening???!?!?

>>131972293
Common Jewery

>>131973708
HOLD UP

We all know the Globalists at Bilderberg started planning to crash to economy in an effort to slander Trump. Instead of letting the Jews do it and blame a "lack of consumer confidence", he's taking it into his own hands. He's going to use Federal Powers to audit the fuck out of Communist scams and general corruption. He's crashing the economy on his own and making sure the real problem is taken care of.

>>131974459
Do they have to have a budget passed by today?

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SHUT

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IT

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DOWN

KNEW JOISY OH NOO

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>>131970657

doesnt this happen every year in several states? doesnt it inevitably to being absolutely fucking nothing?

you burgers sure enjoy your political proceedural dramas.

>>131970657
NJ here, this is great fucking news, Fuck our government.

>>131970915
Did you buy a henry?

ayyy new jersey here. Got my bugout bag in hand. Bout to hit the fallout shelter with the wife, kids, and dog.

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>>131974819
you may not like it goy, but this is what democracy looks like
>http://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/2017/06/28/wealthy-new-jersey-couples-accused-stealing-millions-from-welfare-programs.html
>https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/new-jersey/articles/2017-06-28/3-more-couples-arrested-in-public-benefits-fraud-case

>>131971270
>also my fucking face when I gave my brother who hates alex jones a life straw for christmas

MA, NJ, IL, CT, ME, DE. SAD!

>>131971724
cutest smug face

>>131974525
If all these states do crash under Trump (they already are crashing right now) then it's a blessing for the poor fools who live there as Trump now becomes their defacto governor. He will bail them out but under his terms, like dissolving the teacher's union strangleholds and shit by directly funding students with vouchers not the government. He will also directly fund the police and everything else, the democrat scumbags in charge will have all their corruption audited and will not get a cent.

Honestly the best thing to do would be dissolve these bankrupt states and make new ones, but hardcode in 'no more gibs' into the new state constitution. Otherwise they will need bailouts until the end of days. There's no point in saving these pensions, they're just going to keep slicing them down via inflation shenanigans and benefits cutting until they are next to meaningless anyway (but will still cost hundreds of billions).

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>>131971033

>>131971033
install gentoo

So does this mean our shitty gun restrictions are voided.

>>131975086
yeah now imagine if clinton had won. hmm i wonder what she'd do instead

>>131970915
>a firearm from a company based in NJ
Isn't that like buying a smartphone made by the Amish?

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>>131970657
I live in NJ, I havent noticed anything happening, business as usual. Could it be though? Is something coming? Am I gonna get my own personal happening? I feel tingly inside.

>>131975086
California just needs to succeed, or be granted a similar status to a territory rather than a state.

Gibs are a giant fucking scam at the end of the day too. All those billions wasted on them would be better put into actual productive industry.

>>131973378
Cuomo could save a few bucks if he didn't spend it on painting useless bike lanes that get eroded away after a few months of being driven on

>>131973378
So, I am a second year teacher, how fucked is my pension senpai?

New Jersey here

Guys send help I think am

>>131970657
awwww sheeeeeeeeeit Camden bout to be LIT

>had to fill up the moving truck while passing through NJ
>most expensive gas price the whole trip
>forced to have a disgusting spic pump it for me

I hate the state, and I hope you all die

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>>131970657
NJfag here. Police are rounding up jews. Its happening.

http://nj1015.com/report-six-more-arrested-in-lakewood-on-fraud-charges/

>>131974581
I believe so, but I guess this has happened in the past and they will raise taxes at 4am or some shit and the (((media))) wont cover it. then the smart ones leave to pennsylvania and they wonder why delaware, once a haven for low taxes and high standard of living. becomes more blue and more shitty every few years

>>131975255
She'd institute a general wealth tax and steal your pension payments outright.

>>131975036
notice anything about those states? rather blue i would say

>>131975086
No, don't kill the teachers union. I'll have to go to a new state to teach physical science

>>131975680
I refuse to accept that it all started in fucking NJ.

>>131975463
>2017
>Thinking pensions are going to be a thing in the future

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM

>>131970822
>>131970822
>Nanny state needs a nanny because they're so incompetent
Like pottery

>>131975255
Obama did fuck all about Chicago's problems surprisingly, Clinton would just band-aid it and promote more gibs because who cares, it just has to last another 8 years.

>>131975463
A few states like PA, the solution was to cut off new employees and put them on 401k plans/Vanguard Index funds which is a better solution with better returns for them, guaranteeing actual income when they retire.

The people left on the pension were told "don't worry, in 31 years the debt will have sorted itself out with the high returns" which is yet another bullshit song they sang before but it's reality. Remember governments hire like 60 jews to run these pension funds and they all take a cut on returns. If the returns are shit, the jews don't get fired either because it's government.

If I were you I'd look into Vanguard Index Funds and just dump some income in there expecting the pension to not exist in 30 years when you retire (or be so slashed, it pays next to nothing).

I'd also look around for some remote work, as they hire teachers all the time at Khan Academy, Udacity, Edx ect (check jobspresso.co)

>>131976006

fuck off nig, adults are talking

>>131975268
Noting is coming. Civil society, at least, is perfectly capable of functioning in the absence of government.

Lets just hope nobody decides to invade NJ while the defenses are down.

>>131975896
What? Why? Our state troopers literally wear nazi uniforms. This state is fucking nuts.

>>131973378
Interest rates in most of the west are nearing 0%, with negative interest in some countries. Lenders are forced to loan money or it evaporates, so they allow increasingly risky lending to people who really can't afford it, and will inevitably default. You end up with these increasing cycles of debt, and somehow it gets repacked via derivatives and other financial wizardry into something buy-able on wall street, giving if nothing else the appearance of a healthy finance system.

Many state and even the federal government, needing money for welfare and other <insert whatever> programs took loads out of the pension system, thinking it would be made back during future economic boom times. Ofc this never happened so you have all of these unfunded liabilities. Compounding the issue further is a tax base reduction, lack of jobs that is only going to worsen with automation, and the fact people don't retire if they can help it, again due to needing money for things like inflated health care costs.

Keep in mind a lot of people ended up with these pensions as part of their benefits package, and paid into them (usually a % of every paycheck), and having them stripped is effectively robbing them of what was paid out over many years. Social Security has similar problems but the federal gov can just print money ad-hoc, debasing the dollar further and kicking the can down the road.

It's a total mess with no simple solution.

>>131975901
I want my free money to go along with my summers off and my twice my paycheck I was making in private industry.

>>131976038
I got a job as a teacher specifically to be lazy. Gotta check to see if my new district has vanguard. I know my old district had it and a 403b which is a public sector 401k

>>131976006
Damn, this pasta is tasty. I legit thing AIDS might be my proffered method of suicide now.

>>131971033

Switching it back on is said to work in most cases

>>131970822
>can't pump your own gas
The fuck?

>>131975463
>NJ teacher
>thinking you deserve a pension

lol you will work until you are dead

>>131976229
The economy is in really bad shape overall. It's going to take a monumental happening to fix it.

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>>131975896
Kek

i just assumed most governments shut down at 5 pm on a friday

>>131976339
hence why I went into teaching. Literally the highest paying job I could find with an undergrad in chem and physics. Well other than instrument/chemical sales but this is less work.

>>131976306
Fuck that shit. I teach physical science I am sure there is a state willing to give me gibs

>>131976303
think of it as mandatory work release programs that the public must support

>>131975463
Move to Washington. We have an extreme shortage of teachers.

>>131976303
Quiet. Full service everywhere is literally the only think I like about New Jersey.

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>>131976069
>says an actual nigger
I know your ass is first nations bitch!
>>131976256
Isn't so fucking hot!!???

>>131970657
Does this mean they can finally pump their own gas?

>>131976229
There's a few states with actual funded pensions, but I would never trust politicians. They will just steal from it later at some point and hide the fact until politcian 2.0 comes around and discovers a 100 billion unfunded liability.

>>131976223
Should have never offered pensions in the first place, every economist knew it was a scam at the time and still does. Politicians and union leaders looking to get into politics of course pushed for pensions.

NJ, CT and IL are like, Puerto Rico tier though they are seriously in risk of becoming 3rd world any day now with no budgets passed, billions in liabilities and no possible way to pay off debt. When they go CA and NY will quickly follow with civil unrest as they discover their gibs have run dry and they got scammed.

>>131976545
So does Hawaii, but Hawaii doesn't pay dick. What is the median salary there? Cause here in NJ I can literally get an interview and an offer from 95% of the school districts I apply to.

>>131976536
Charter/Private school teachers are paid huge money, at least here anyway. If this all blows up you will only make more money

>>131976618
i'd rather just pay an extra 5 cents a gallon not to get out of my car

>>131976585
>I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't want to put spics out on the street

leave

>>131970657
When's Illinois shutting down?

>>131976602
That is horrific

>>131976303
you know those vids of people smoking at a gas station while pumping gas that end with the car on fire. 90% are filmed in new jersey

>>131975518
Flee to Venezuela

>>131970657
rumor has it that there was pepperoni grease on the budget and christie ate it

>>131976786
Well you're fat and lazy.

>>131971033
lel

>>131976602
Why did you post a picture of a tongue?

>>131974998
>Jews
Like poetry, anon

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>>131976871
Isn't tasty tho?
>>131977078
>what dickhead

I know y'all in tough times in those blue states, but you better keep up with federal taxes because folks around here need to eat.

>red state life

>>131970657
So nothing changes?

>>131973013
The GSP has tolls you fucktard. Unless you mean you blew through the EZ Pass lanes without paying in which case they send you a ticket in the mail

>>131977016
NJ is in the bottom 10 states for obesity

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>>131970657
<3 Jersey that's all I got

>Blue states

>>131976748
It depends. Wages are pretty high for Clark county where I live but I don't know much. It's gotten to a point though where they are hiring people without teaching degrees to teach classes. My son's econ teacher just has a business degree
>>131976819
Like an hour ago

>>131970657
And all of this because of pensions = pyramid.

>>131976585
I mean, of you want to be a lazy fuck, cool. But to have it be a law seems excessive. Is it because of too many stupid niggers doing what
>>131976879
said?

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>>131971033
>still keked on the obvious joke

>>131975463
The other anon pretty much covered this, but here's a quick rundown for anyone 25-35:
> Any government guaranteed pension you're paying into will likely either not be there, or cut to a fraction of what you're being promised
> SS will likely be such that not only will you pay more than previous generations into it, but will get less back out, assuming they don't find a way to kick things down the road again.
> You're much better off investing the money yourself into diversified securities (stocks, bonds, etc.) and adjusting for risk over time than trusting a pension plan.

I can't stress this one enough- Some regions of the USA may become a lot less safe as the money runs out and wealthy/intelligent people leave. Think inner city white flight, just it's literally any person who can rub 2 cents together will GTFO. All that will be left are the poor, desperate folk with no money, and nothing to lose. Literally a breeding ground for crime and unrest, with governments there either too poor or too corrupt to do anything about it.

>>131976636
Most of those pension systems are 50+ years old, it was a pretty standard benefit through even the 80s. Of course, back then people actually tried to think things out 50+ years than just making through the next election cycle, or financial quarter.

>>131974937
This did happen in NJ a few years ago. I forget if it was under Chris Christie but I don't think it was. No one really cares unless you were on gibs programs. The casinos were supposed to shut down too but they were allowed to stay open.

Does this mean we can take over NJ?

So wait
>NJ voluntarily shuts down
>MA voluntarily shuts down
>IL effectively shuts down because it is so far in the hole
what the fuck is going on

>>131970657
So does that include gibs being cut off?

Theyare starting the purge in Paterson
Niggers everywhere it smells like a sewer so I shut my window

>>131977237
Is he saying the tolls are closed? I could test this out in five minutes but would rather wait until tomorrow.

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>>131971725
No

>>131977488
you can try faggot

>>131977370
I mean I don't have a teaching degree. Usually chem, physics, engineering, business, and foreign languages can get teaching certs and hired without going for teaching. Like my old chem department exactly 0 of us went to school to be a teacher. Same with the physics department.

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>>131970657

So this is the power of the East coast..

>>131972905
Which mall are you hiding in right now? Paramus park, garden state plaza or the mall that time forgot......the Bergen mall?

>>131977632
You dont have eto pay them when theres no goverment

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>>131977510
states that are politically polarized to the point that they literally can't get anything done begin to shutdown due to their retarded inclulsive behavior.

>>131973378
Feels good not living in a nigger state, but everyone in Illinois will probably move up here and fuck it up next.

>>131970657
ANARCHY IN NEW JERS-AY

>>131977632
bridges maybe, turnpike is pretty much private

>>131977273
That's not much of an accomplishment.

>>131976585
>they only pump gas
>full service

>>131977714
Was Maine really that polarized though?

>>131977444
Fucking sucks mate. Damn boomers stealing my shit

>>131977777
whoa there bud

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>>131970822
Shiettttttt, local jersey pastanigger here worried were fucked, god this state is awful

>>131977510
The teachers unions sucks up about 33% of the state budget. Maybe more. They can't figure out a way to pay for everything without raising everyone's taxes to sky high numbers. Which they already are in NJ. I'm sure this will be fixed in a week or two.

>>131977632

Anything that collects money in NJ like tolls will be open. A lot of exits have no toll takers anyways.

>>131970657
This is nothing, the armpit of murica can't even get government shutdowns right. Send NJ and California into the ocean.

>>131977510
Pension was a lie

>>131977873
Fellow new jersey pastanigger here- funny how I'm just hearing about this now since the news is all Russia or random shootings by niggers.

>>131977873
>pastanigger
you guys evade taxes and undermine the police anyways, why do you give a shit about the government shutting down

>>131977976
101.5

>>131977224
>implying true red staters can't feed themselves
Hunting, crops and having a job are pretty nice.

>>131977897
We waste that much of the state budget? fucking nice considering that there are so many pointless administrator jobs and we have fucking retarded stem program arms races here.

>>131977897
Damnit I was hoping the fucking scam $1.50 bullshit toll would be shut down for the weekend. Remember when it was 25 cents?

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>>131977993
Nah I pay my taxes like a good goy, wouldn't want all the illegals here to go with out health care, and my cousins a cop so some of them are cool I guess

>>131970657
OH FUCK

THAT'S WHY THERE WAS NO ONE AT SIX FLAGS

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>>131977777
I wanna pump your ass faggot. Even if you shit yourself as a defensive measure, I'll use that as lubricant motherfucker. I'll pozz that ass little bitch.

>>131978219
How would that make it empty?

>>131976879
Your dumber then any nigger I have ever met.>>131978026

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>>131978075
It was more...

>>131978026
What

>>131977444
the main thing that changed is governments are way less transparent than they used to be, so they can steal money at will.

they are also way more likely to hand out gibs, as every liberal special interest group wants bike lanes funded or tuitions (which just skyrocket when govt backs their loans) and other nonsense which can only be paid by raising taxes, which no politician wants to do so they steal money from pensions.

the market is also shitty now, as it's essentially run by robots who trade on information so fast it's not even public yet, essentially piles of HFT bots trading between each other rigging the market. There is workaround this but this brings to final point:

finally you have the actual administration of the plan, which requires dozens of middle men and like 20 board members who recklessly invest the funds into crony companies of the current government or national party lobbyists, then steal their commissions from it regardless if they make expected returns or not. They never make close to returns they expect, currently in the low >1% per year with inflation rising faster than returns. They make shitty returns of course because they are administered by crooks

>what do?
moar taxes

>>131970657
It's really not a big deal

>>131978112
I remember. I also remember bridge tolls going to philly were $2.

They say NJ is the only state you have to pay to leave. And it's correct

>>131978320
Reminder that NJ has almost 100 more municipalities than California

>>131978340
new jersey radio

How the fuck does Illinois function with no state budget for 3 years

>>131973378
>NY
Pls no, the roads around me are just getting fixed up.

>>131977444
It's going to be global problem. Same default is going to happen in Europe once negative interest rates eat all pensions.

>>131975463
what subject do you teach

>>131970657
I figured you were young, or foreign. This ain't shit. Maybe 20% of the state workers will get a week payed time off.

>>131978320
Well I mean, yea I basically wouldn't go in for interviews with schools who were paying less than a certain number starting.

Like there isn't really a reason to interview at a place that pays less than like $50k at the minimum and even then I got an offer much better than that and had at least 15 other places asking me for interviews

>>131970657
How they'll blame Trump for this?

>>131977478
>The casinos were supposed to shut down too but they were allowed to stay open.
Well, yeah, they're continuous revenue streams for the state. Everything in a casino is designed to generate profit and all profit is taxed.

>>131978511
Same way CT will function this year, they didn't pass a budget either. You cobble together temporary measures until your state gets junk bond status and the game is over.

>>131978490
The exit tax or the tolls? I have a friend who lives in Japan who just found out he has to pay NJ income tax. You can leave via New York without paying a toll to leave NJ

>>131978599
chem and physics and environmental but seriously fuck environmental

>>131974634
>>131974723
>>131974787
>(you)

It's not just New Jersey, either. Illinois Comptroller at her wits end and trying to talk about the reality of spending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-Z7-PMIwI

>>131978506
But the problems is that they don't group districts together. I grew up in Medford NJ. A small town. But in Medford there was Medford Lakes. A very small town. The problem is that Medford Lakes has all of its own services. Big Chris tried to get towns like this to share services or consolidate services to save tax payers money.
Medford distract has 4 high schools. About 6 middle schools. And probably 6 elementary schools. That's a fuck ton of teachers. Each school has its own princeable. They have 3-4 secetaries. All the salaries run $150 grand + a year. And they leave and get all the sick and vacation time that is unused. Those totals run upwards of $250 grand

>>131970657
Jersey is the laughing stock of the Northeast.

>>131977701
I usually go to Garden state plaza. But I feel like the Bergen mall is better than Paramus park

>>131978620
In my opinion teachers aren't worth paying $50+ grand a year. These faggots work 9 months out of the year but still collect a full year salary. It's a fucking joke they salary they get. My best friends wife was a teacher and we used to argue about it often.

>>131979218
Straight up, if you didn't start at $50k your kids wouldn't learn chemistry or physics. There is literally 0 chance I would work this job if I didn't get paid this well with the summers off.
>>131979019
They are getting rid of the pay outs for unused sick days.

>>131978567
NY spends 20% of it's budget on pension debt every year and that number keeps increasing. That doesn't even scratch the debt, which is like 300 billion so far and grows daily. Worse yet NY governors pretend the problem doesn't exist and try to hide the real debt, producing nonsense stats like "we only owe $60 billion not $300bln" because they use a shady return average of 7% every year which in reality it's 1-3% if that these days.

In about 5 years you're looking at 1/4 of all NY income being spent on just pension debt, let alone all the other debt the governor has incurred handing out gibs. In 10 years it will be so large a debt and payout that NY won't be able to keep the lights on at the legislature.

>>131970657

>be democrat
>vote for anarchy

I love it

>>131970657

>new jersey shut down before illinois

Literally how

>>131978678
Borgota isn't paying its taxes because the state is trying to weasel out of a deal they made.

The casinos have state comptrollers or something like that, that monitor money flow on a daily basis. Those jobs were deemed " non essiental " before but the state panicked last time this happen and made them " essiental ". AC is dying anyway. They should just let the ocean take it over.

>>131979218
Good teachers are worth their weight in gold. My HS history teacher was a hardcore constitutionalist and in my opinion he earned every penny he made.

>>131977632
No they'll still charge normally and mail it to you. Their tolls work the same way they do here in Florida (sunpass).

>>131978343
Lol no... They have been investing n government bonds, which basically are worthless(since private sector has been long gone from public sector bonds) so there is oing to be double bubble incoming, 1st pensions 2nd public sector bonds.

>>131978933
Both. All bridges coming into jersey are free. But if you wanna leave jersey, you gotta pay a toll.

Same if you sell your house and plan on moving out of state. You pay the exit tax. Jersey is also one of only two states ( I think ) with a death tax ( estate tax they call it ) which taxes your estate very heavily when you die.

>>131978343
Stock markets literally run on magic at this point, traditional tools like Technical Analysis only sort-of work for day trading, and seem to be unreliable for long term without taking a LOT of other information into account. The only unrestricted market at this point is crypto, which thankfully hasn't been co-opted (mostly) as of yet.

The HFT bots can't account for everything yet, but they're getting spooky good. It's not uncommon to see them reacting to news even before human traders have finished reading what just hit on a Blomberg terminal. What you mention about corrupt boards that get paid no matter what is kind of the dark underbelly of finance. You have that, but you also have nutty things like this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance_Technologies
> 71.8% avg annual return in the last decade, Employees only
> 1/3rd of employees are all math and science PhD's
> No one really sure how their fund manages this

>>131975463

It never existed, it's like monopoly money.

>>131973378
I wonder if this could lead to a more conservative nuclear family, where the next generation to get old will have to rely on close family and on having many kids so the financial burden to support their grandparents is more spread.

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It seems that mother of all crashes predicted to happen in October will actually happen.
It will be blamed on trump, obviously, but at least we can see here the early signs of why.
I have a gut feeling we should archive this shit.
>memory hole this news
>blame Trump

>>131979577
Nah you can leave without paying a toll on some of the smaller bridges like Trenton Makes or Lambertville

>>131979342
Charter schools get the job done a lot better for a fraction of the cost.

And yes, they just passed a law that limits / caps the amount they can collect when they retire. But they can't retro activate it for the teachers that were working before this law passed. Which just passed a year or two ago. So we basically have 23-24 more years of this shit to pay for.

>>131972611
> I was gonna get my unrestricted drivers license next week
FUCK
>>131977701
I live a block away from the Bergen mall. Should I take shelter?

>>131972784
>Americans
This happened in IL, NJ, and ME.

All Democrat states.

>>131976807
Its mostly white people or curry niggers who pump gas, not the spics.

>>131976156
My uncle is a State Trooper. Hes pretty cool.
Hates Lakewood.

>>131979421
Yes good teachers are worth their weight in gold. But they're also 1 in 10,000. All had about 1-2 teachers that stood out in my school years.
And these teachers that work in the ghetto cities and Abbot district don't give a fuck about the kids. They just like that they get paid more because they can't get teachers to come into their schools otherwise. My bosses sister in law is a teachers aide in Camden and she started there at about $35-40 grand a year. With full benefits for life. And she doesn't do shit.

>>131979871
Charter schools literally don't have certified chemistry or physics teachers. Now chem and physics are wasted on 90% of kid. But at the end of the day this is a job and I fucking hate kids.

Probably didn't help I taught in a rich town, but to the dumb as fuck entitled kids who looked down on school cause they thought the teachers were beneath them because their parents made so much. But it is fucking hilarious hearing kids say they are gunna be a doctor or that they wouldn't take a job less than $100,000 when they aren't even confident they will get into the local really shitty college. (And half of them probably won't because they are dumb as shit).

>>131979159
Fuck you, Paramus has a chick fil a. I literally only ever go there for the chick fil a and never buy anything else, but still

>>131980129
Lakewood police were pretty based a few years ago when the gangs said they were gonna start killing cops and the cops told them "to bring it on".

>>131979616
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance_Technologies
All those people that could be making a real difference in the world are making algorithms to sell stock faster. It's a shame how finance sucks intelligence from where it can be useful and puts it to work on something with no additional societal benefit than what is already there.

>>131979577
You can leave from passaic county into rockland country. I can drive 10 minutes and be in NY state

>>131980370
I'm not surprised. They work in Lakewood. Something like that would be cathartic for them.

>>131980312
The chick fil a is nice but that's what GSP is for

>>131979616
>Renaissance Technologies

They likely play a version of martingale strategy where they pay for higher returns now with increased losses if some event in the future happens. This is how very successful hedge funds can beat the market for decades. There is hidden risk somewhere and you better jump off before it is realized. There are a few quant outfits on Wallstreet that can do this but getting out is key, and that will be the real test. They could easily lose all that 65 billion tomorrow if some rare risk they didn't include into their strategy mirrors the returns with losses.

As common plebs without cohosting our billion funded trading bots at NYSE all we can do is ride the average of the market, over a period of 2 decades or more, as low cost as possible which is essentially Vanguard Index funds.

>>131980416
No kidding.

Reading about this boggled my mind. I hadn't considered how big data was driving the financial scene.

I hope one day I will be able to use my mind for such complexity in places the help my fellow man.

>>131980570
There is a chick fil a in GSP? Why?

I think I heard TDS say that Chris Christie is the most disliked governor in the entire USA.
He won't win re-election

>>131980965
He's not up for reelection though anyway. This is his last term

>>131980731
Where did you learn so much about finance, anon?

>>131980850
Yeah, just opened up recently. I forgot what it replaced but it's near sarku japan

>>131980965
awwww i liked him
'sarcasm'

>>131981103
>interview at multiple districts within 10 minutes of a chick fil a
>get a job in a town with no chick fil a

>tfw

also
>mfw my brother and co worker won't eat there because the gays

>>131980965
I don't like Christie but I feel like he's a bit better than Corzine

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>>131970820
Nice try Jew

>>131981285
Personally, I'm worried about whoever we get next. I have the fear we are definitely getting a Democrat next and this state gets fucked up worse.

>>131981277
My sister was the same way until she tried it. Just give your brother some without telling him it's Chick fil a and he'll probably forget about the gays

>>131970657

This Breaking911 account is so fucking retarded. Stop posting their shit on here.

>>131981661
Agreed.

It's nothing but alarmist "happenings" every day.

It's complete drivel and I see I far too often.

>>131981531
I have a good feeling Kim might win. A lot of people bitch that she didn't get shit done under CC but she had no power too. I also think that even though jersey is a blue state, they really hate Phil Murphy who they all know if he wins and gets in, he'll just raise taxes on everyone without a second thought. I just hope that she'll legalize weed without any retarded restrictions.

>>131970657
what lol

"New Jersey government has been taken down for maintenance, please try to log back in at a later time"

>>131981531
I really hope not I don't want to leave this state because it's where I grew up and also the gigabit internet is pretty nice.

>>131970657
I live in NJ. I'm assuming this pretty much only means that new bills can't be passed but doesn't remove our police forces?

>>131981979
Eh, I personally could not care about whether marijuana gets legalized here. Don't care about the stuff.

I just don't want this state to end up worse. Bad enough I live next to Lakewood. The signs are all there that my hometown of Toms River is clearly in their sights to continue their invasion.

>>131980731
You look small fraction of happenings if you look only NYSE and think that hedges are to blame on new highs. FED seems to be clueless too. Money is coming outside, Europe, India and China. Many of the hedge funds have actually shorted stocks and in this bull market, I have seen many short squeezes(mediocre/bad results but price of the stock still rises). Investors and hedges really believed that we are in bear market and shorted stocks but reality is hittimg them hard. We still see news saying that crash is coming but that is false:3

>>131981979
My fucking union dues are going to Murphy. I already sent him an email saying that if he gets elected I am leaving the state because of muh guns. That put me on a mailing list that I had to unsubscribe from like 4 different times to stop hearing shit about him wanting more money.

>>131981101
Worked at Jane St Capital after graduation. Knew nothing about finance, they taught me, all I knew was programming. By teaching me it was one big red pill when meeting the quants who actually put together these strategies all based on probability that acts on stats faster than the competitor's bots can act on them. OCaml supports algebraic types, so you can turn abstract math structures that analyze dynamic risk measure theory into programs, then unleash your probability strategy with billions of other people's money for fame and fortune.

Finance is fun for a while (long, long hours, big pay or gigantic pay if you are one of the quants) if you can program go work for Two Sigma or Jane St to get a crash course on the current state of the market.

>>131977370
To be fair it is more about passing the test for the license than it is about the education. The unions have fucked up all of the systems in place to create this artificial scarcity of teachers in almost every state.

>>131972823
federal > state
anyway

>>131982453
Those tests are piss easy too.

And yea some states won't take my cert because no teaching degree. Such as the great state of Illinois wouldn't take the cert of my coworker who had over 20 years of experience and who taught AP and can teach physics, math, and chem because lol union bullshit.

>>131982382
What are you working on now?

Also:
I'm in my senior year, graduating double major with C.S. and Mathematics from a top 20 school.
3.6 GPA

Think they'd want me?

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>>131982866
Sure https://blogs.janestreet.com/interviewing-at-jane-street/ also try Two Sigma, they have offices in TX as well as NY

You could also become a quant, after grad, go work in finance, then go back and get Masters in Math or Stats.

I made enough money during my 5 years there to not need to work for a while so I don't do anything, sometimes I make trading bots for cryptocurrencies as that shit is completely unregulated and fun to pick off amateurs with, though the risk is so much all the models I learned in real finance don't translate to imaginary finance.

>>131977714
Why would a dinosaur have nipples?

>>131972412
So has Illinois

>>131976303
That's not so bad.

In my city the only gas station that has someone come out and pump your petrol or help you is the Chinese owned one near me.

The rest is all Indian owned and they are lazy cunts. They will have 2 workers sitting inside watching tv or listening to the radio and 80 year old women need help and they are to lazy.

>>131974328
this sucks im red as fuck but the next demoglobalist wants to legalize muh weed, make nj red in 2022 not 2018. 2018 is weed year

>>131970657
And out of left field, Jersey initiates the US economic collapse ahead of illinoise

>>131983321
The work you did, was it all programming or was there discussion of the logic involved?

How involved were you with the ideas behind the code?

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>>131970657
>/pol/ thought Illinois would be the first state to die

>>131972891
One party decided no taxes and tge other party decided to spend all the money, both are insane ideals especially in an enviroment tgat rewards politicians when they do not compromise.

>>131983861
No we have a budget you dumb fuckin nigger!!

THE ONLY FUCKING REASON WE'RE IN THE HOLE IS BECAUSE MEDICAID KIKES SENT US A FUCKING BILL FOR 15 BILLION DOLLARS!

new jersey is not a real state
.t Texan

>>131984818
We had a thread on how you guys are gonna declare bankruptcy soon you newfag

>>131976339
War...a good full involved war will get the economy going.

>>131970820
kEK
But in all seriousness I feel like I can finally uncoil and start living a life as a private citizen

So they screw with the Jews in that tax scam city and this happens. Coincidence?

>>131974937
They kick the can down the road but that can only been done so far before you have to pay the piper and your chickens come home to roost in the bed that you made for the flea-ridden dogs.

>think I covered them all

I just hope all these fucking shore niggers decide to go to NY if they jump ship instead of the glorious state of Pennslyvania.

>>131977370
>My son's econ teacher
Just how old are you?

>>131970657
>http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/How-an-NJ-State-Government-Shutdown-Could-Unfold--431889303.html
>Christie made supporting a $34.7 billion budget that includes 73 Democratic priorities contingent on a proposal to overhaul the nonprofit Horizon Blue Cross Blue Shield, aiming to tap into their surplus to finance drug treatment.
>Christie said at a news conference on Friday that he and Senate Democrats, who have agreed with the governor, still had not reached a deal with Democratic Assembly Speaker Vincent Prieto, who refuses to consider the Horizon legislation.
>Christie's Horizon proposal has perplexed some conservatives, who have rallied to oppose the legislation. Labor groups that typically align with Democrats, like the state's largest teachers union, also oppose the idea.
>Christie has cast Horizon, which opposes the measure and has parked a mobile video billboard displaying anti-Christie videos near his office this week, as a giant, greedy company that is abandoning the charitable mission the state had in mind when the state designated it as a health services corporation. Horizon has four board members appointed by the governor.
>Christie referred to the video as "a carnival" and attacked Horizon for spending money on lobbyists.
>Businessman and publisher Steve Forbes called Christie's plan political "extortion." Americans for Prosperity has come out against the proposal. The pro-business New Jersey Business and Industry Association, typically a reliable Republican ally, has abandoned Christie on this issue.
>The Senate approved a different version of Christie's initial proposal on Horizon. Rather than tapping directly into Horizon's surplus, it requires that the state insurance commissioner set a range for Horizon's surplus. When the top limit is exceeded, then the excess cash would go toward programs to benefit the public and policyholders under the Senate bill.

Christie did literally nothing wrong

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>>131970657
How many more welfare recipient needed before the whole US shuts down permanently?

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>>131970657

DNC: 14
GOP: 0

good luck Democratic N. Jersey

wow the incredible and big state of new jersey... what will it do without some bureaucrat handling receipts....the horror...it's a disastah!!

>>131970657
OOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOO, such tragedy

>>131970657
>Cali's fucked up
>Illinois's fucked up
>NJ's fucked up
Libtards still don't get it.

>>131976545
>Move to Washington. We have an extreme shortage of teachers.

Just looked up salary schedules with years of service credit levels and it would be a 25k a year pay cut for my husband :(

No wonder you guys have a bad shortage, just poor pay.

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>needed to go to the NJ DMV to renew my license.
Does this mean I don't have to anymore? :)

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>>131979406
Watch out GOY!!!

>>131972955
>>another blue state implodes
> blue state
Isn't Christie (R) the Governor ..?

>>131991984
>1984 in post number
wew lads

Proceed to your local mosque for allah akbar by vehicle instructions immediately

>>131979577
Selling your house is the exit tax...it's automatically incorporated into the sale. There's no exit tax if you don't own property

>>131991984
Can't you renew those through mail now?

>>131992067
ssshhh remember where you are deutschfriend, its the libruls fault. (R) means right, (D) means devil.

This is part of the reason for NJ budget issues... Still https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/01/business/one-top-taxpayer-moved-and-new-jersey-shuddered.html

>>131993094
Archive please
https://archive.is/JBN0l

>>131970657
its literally nothing

I'm originally from NJ, has happened at least 10 times in my life time. Happens to a lot of complex high population states, typically isn't big news, just means stuff like the DMV and public libraries are closed for a few days.

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>>131992870
>ssshhh remember where you are deutschfriend

Awww you think it's a team red vs blue problem. LURK MORE FUCK FACE, you're clearly just off the boat from plebbit.

Also, this happened to the federal government last year and the day before, few days without a budget

>>131970657
nigger/antifa riots are really shit unless you starve em off welfare real good

how many more shutdowns and bankruptcy will it take

>>131993404
>404 welfare not found

>>131972611
>permit
If code enforcement is also shut down, who cares? Now is the time to start building a nuclear plant.

>>131972611
If the government ceases to function, those powers are naturally returned to the people.

>>131972784
Because only Republicans are responsible. Michigan for example has a balanced budget amendment.

>>131993321
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

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>>131993624
>Old copy pasta

If you were a trany i'd let you shit on my chest.

>>131973378
>Chicago
I feel bad for the rest of Illinois, because it's pretty much Chicago singlehandedly shitting on them while ensuring they have nearly no representation on a state level.

It's like upstate NY's situation except somehow worse and more corrupt.

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>>131970657
New jersey has a government?

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Jersey fag here. Explain how this is any different from usual.

>>131972905
Jew infested bergen county....no thanks