/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - DOUGH-NUT STOP FLIRTING WITH

First for Jeb.

>>131967545
Robert is down the street.

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>LAUGHING
>TOO
>LOUD

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> Laughing too loud
wew

DEAD NIGGERS EVERYWHERE

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drawfag here, this is my bike rendition. Honestly should've gone for the bullet bill but oh well

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check yo keys

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In for Robert

>he needs the stepson removed

Literal wife's son.

>>131967720
check yo partner's keys

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>Trump sent Chicago 20 ATF Agents

Can someone explain this? Is this a huge deal? What can 20 people do?

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>>131967719
that poor bastard

>>131967873
never talk to my partner's wife's son again

>>131967899
20 John Rambo's

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robert here, checking in.

>>131967899
ATF agents are basically the ones who deal with large scale organized crime/ domestic terrorism cases... It doesn't seem like a lot but they can bring down entire gangs and syndicates

>sike.. dats the WRONG NUMBA!!

>SIKE, THATS THE WRONG NUMBA

Ahhh! Just got off work lads.

Got a case of beer, Some weed, and pack of cigs.

Going to get maximum comfy for real robert hourse.
>>131967738
>not even midnight
>people already been cucked

Whew, Going to be a crazy weekend

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I've pretty much been ignoring these threads for a few months now. So... Any of you guys wanna tell me what the fuck is going on? Gimme a quick rundown basically

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Robert is the true hero.
The kind of shit he puts up with on a nightly basis.

>>131968058
ayy

get a constant busy signal
when I call the cops on the phone
get a strong uneasy feeling
you're getting shot in the danger zone
I'm having nasty nasty visions
these weekend is gonna be fun
We're gonna find niggers and fireworks
and still hot and smokin' guns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gQEDwjhaDE

>>131967899
gtfo faggot

>>131967719
WE WUZ PLUMBERS N SHEIT
ITS Y WE WEARZ OUR JEANS LIKE DAT

>>131967899
Kill aprox. 5 dogs.

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Real Robert Hours are upon us, The Noggin hour is in an hour. Chicago is wrecked, Keys are checked, sides are keked and the leaf is still drawing. /comfy/ thread OP thanks for baking.

>>131968074

top nigging out weekend of the year is underway

>>131968074
>Chicago is fucked
>Police frequencies are public and anyone can listen

tune in to the scanner and get /comfy/

>>131968022
>It doesn't seem like a lot but they can bring down entire gangs and syndicates
Who will seemingly pop up overnight yet again. Enough hand wringing, it's got to come down to, "You do this and we're dragging you and your family into the street and executing you all"

See what fucking gerbil comes to the surface after that.

>victim is in critical condition
>we are trying to determine if he was shot or beaten

>can't tell if victim has been shot or beaten

dat nigga fucked UP

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Beaten so bad that you think you been shot.

>>131968074
>wellfare, pensions, lotto winnings, 99% of anything state funded will lose their money in the coming days
>chicago runs on the stuff, part of why they're in a shit spot right now
and here we are

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the too loud laugher

Also FYI,

Ever nigger and spic on SSI get their social security checks on the 1st and 14th, So combining the already crazy holiday weekend. Crackheads will have over 500 dollars in crack


It's going to be bad

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> robert vs gay black gang negros

>dispatch
you're the only one i have wanted

>we don't know if he was shot or beaten
So it's both

>>131967977
I fucking hate that painting. The Theodocian Walls were never breached.

The Franks were let in by agents

The Ottomans can in through a sally port when a Roman counter attack failed.

>>131968074
5 shootings in the past 45 mins
Bicycle driveby for one
Multiple dead, also other shot guy found dead in stairwell

>>131968074
Robert is the hero of Chiraq, fighting against the super predator villain BLACK MALE, tune in at 10pm for a new episode!

>>131968256
dispatch wants robert's cock bad

>>131968273
>punched so hard and loud that people don't know if it was a gunshot or not
imagine

>>131968022
That is still pissing on a volcano. Compared to the problems they have in chicoongo, that's nothing.

I got a visual this time roberts!

>we are in a backlog

>>131968344
chicagongo, illanistan

>>131968443
Pretty gud

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>>131967899
>questioning the power of 20 good men

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>>131968152
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>>131968299

Thanks lads!

>>131968454
Friendly reminder that last year's backlog ended with 4.5 hour response times to police calls

>>131968309
>implying we dont all want it

several cars, four gunshots in the area

>>131968074
You want a real-time study of what happens when you let communists run a metropolitan area and an entire state into the ground? Stick around, grab a drink and some food and get comfy.

>>131968309
>ywn see a robert x robert fiction in your lifetime

4 people in the alley with guns

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>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>FOUR
>FOUR PEOPLE IN THE ALLEY WITH GUNS
>AH AH AH

>>131968556
>hey /mu/, name my band

>how they fightin'?
>i dunno
>but they fightin'

robert

>how they are fighting I do not know, but they are fighting.

>>131968551
>giving the drawfag leaf kinky ideas

controversial post

beeb boob

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>>131967545
>Illinois

Massachusetts reporting. Is it true that you've stopped selling lottery tickets because your state can't pay out a winner?
Surely, that is fake news.

was that Morse code?

God Chicago is such a shithole

GO ROBERT GO

can anyone speak morse?

>>131968613
I laughed damn it, should turn CPD into a YLYL as well

Also whats that ocasional rapid beeping over the scanner?

>>131968683
short tone = shot fired
long tone = shot hit

>>131968665
it true massbro

anything special happen so far? i don't even know if they reached a budget

>>131968683
If we were able to play the video back again I'm sure any autist could translate it with a quick google search

>>131968665
well, the state has officially as of 4 minutes ago failed to pass its budget. The governor has called the bond agencies to request an extension. If no extension is granted, then yes powerball will pull out of the state

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>>131968683
Beep beep boop

>>131968665
Not only that, powerball and megamillions is no longer allowing sales as they are unsure if they will be able to send money to the group.

>>131968665

it's true, illinois is the venezuela of north america

>has already built oil rigs on top of the largest reserves in the world
>can't run them anymore because they were nationalized and literally all the smart people who knew how have left

>>131968773
>beep bep
l-lewd

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>>131967210
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>>131967513
REEEEEEEEE WHO IS ROBERT YOU FUCKS

I bet Chicago has the highest concentration of Hi Point ownership in the entire world.

>>131968683
I speak morse. It's the repeater ID.

>>131968743
Why or how is it in morse and not said?

Drawfag anon you're single handedly saving /cpd/

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGTg4wQv1qo

Comfy as fuck

>I know when I die I will go to Heaven becuase Ive already been through Hell. -Robert

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>>131968632
>>131968645
Stand users?

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>>131968526
femanon????

>>131968613
robert and the magnolias

>>131968665
live free or die
>massholes being barely above shillinois tier

>>131968819
fuck off faggot

>>131968819
it's Robert.

>>131968833
i was kidding, lad
I just like to imagine them using not-morse to better communicate chimpouts

Hot damn, it's my birthday and I'm ignoring everyone else in this bar to check up on my favorite threads on this whole website.

You guys are the reason I'm getting my licence for HAM radios soon!

We almost got slid... o-OP? New bread pls.

>>131968819
if you keep acting that, you will be robert, although, according to some other threads, you are already robert.

>>131968882
obviously

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>>131968654

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BLACK MANLET WITH GUN

>>131968933
GURBLE GURBLE GURBLE

>>131968833
It's faster and more efficient. The repeater must ID itself once ever 30 minutes, per FCC part 97 rules. does not have to be spoken, so Morse is usually used for amateur and police repeaters

>>131968819
your >>>/r9k/ is showing

>>131968819
Robert's just one of the police officers on the scene I guess.

>>131968443

hahahaha stupid faggot your drawings are pretty good

which makes you a fag

>>131968961
You've now entered the Robertlight Zone

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>>131968882
maybe they're stick fighting

>>131969026
Haha no dumb shit

Robert = slang for cop :D

>>131968953
Good luck on the test and 73! There's a reason it's called the greatest hobby on earth

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So, illinois has no EBT or first of the month shit, starting today right?

>>131969079
looks like the truck of peace

>>131969068
PREPARE TO BE LOGGED OFF

>>131969079
FIRE

shots fired 3915 polk st.

hey /pol/, I'm a highly trained martial autist.
Should I build a super suit, travel to Chicago, and fight crime in the shadows?

>>131969036
>>131968501
thanks anons!

>>131968819
hide this poster. it's either black or not an autodidact

>>131969121
oh fug i gotta go near the city tomorrow

>>131969142
check your keys robert!

>>131968819
i googled it.
first result.
https://pastebin.com/vL76J8bK

tl;dr
kys

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All Illinois bros stay safe tonight.

Massachusetts out.

>>131969176
of course

>>131968882
「MALE BLACK」

>>131969176
If you so desire! Don't be a Daredevil though, be like The Punisher

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>>131967545
i just started listening and in 10 minutes there's a man with a gun and 3 shootings.

>>131967545
I want to listen to the PD stream,but it doesn't play.

It just sits at 0:00:00 and never works.

>>131969205
person shot 1100 block

lol

>>131969121
They don't all get it on the same day. The violence might go on for awhile.

>>131968953
Maybe I'll see you on 20 meter soon anon. Good luck on the test!

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Is the stream down? Im not hearing shit.

can any roberts tell me what "101 robert" meant?

handbook gives me

101 TRAFFIC PATROL-HIGHWAYS OTHER THAN INTERSTATE

>>131969176
only if it's bulletproof

>call
someone was just shot

>>131969176
t. defendor

>>131969271
Mine is fine, try to find one through a search engine

>>131969271
try refreshing

to those losing stream, use the direct broadcastify link, not the listening.to link.

>>131969026
you obviously don't live in Chicago. Everyone here knows Robert you stupid faggot. He's the coolest fucking cop you will ever meet. Everyone in District 9 has a story of Robert saving them or busting their ass. Some people have one story of each because Robert does not play favorite when he is going all billy-club to ass. Yeah, he's white, but he's real to, not like you peckerwood. Robert is a trill ass nigga, you just a fuck-nigga. MAGA bitch!

>>131969271
>>131969255
try the one with the ambient music. it gud

>>131969198
tfw i've been 1,000+ mi. from IL for 4 yrs.

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>>131969277

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-Z7-PMIwI

DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY

>>131969255
I used the free verson of broadcastify on my phone works very well with only occassional stopping. Just search chicago scanner leafy

>>131969271

try clicking feed details, then changing player selection to flash

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>>131968819
hey guys, do you think Robert is in this thread, protecting it from Crime?

>>131969385
t-ted cruz?

>>131969252
One of us
One of us
One of us
ONE of us
One of us

>>131969255
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

assault in progress

>>131969385
i have a new waifu

aha it sounded like she said "male nibber"

>>131969202
2 BLACK FEMALES IN THE GARBAGE CAN

This is the second person who fell down and is bleeding from the head tonight

did she just say "tough luck" to someone falling?

oh god I love the yelling in the background lol

>male fell down
>bleeding from the head
>chimp screeching audible in the background

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>>131969108
>>131969343
Cool thanks for the info guys!

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> the blacks just made a literal monkey noise in the background

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>>131969385

>>131969531
10-4

>loud music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lw1MrMHQ9o

>>131969535

sounded like she said

*concerned tone* "OH MY BABY"

>hit and run
check

i just got here
what have i missed fellow chicongoians

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Literal chimp screaming

>>131969514
>BA-CAWK
>BA-CAWK
>BA-CAWK

wtf hahahaha

> ROBERT NOT RESPONDING
ROBERT NOT RESPONDING
> ROBERT NOT RESPONDING
ROBERT NOT RESPONDING

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>>131969606

>silence
O_O

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>>131969491

ROBERT ANSWER!

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>>131967545
Do the Roberts and sassy dispatcher know about us yet? I mean , I hope not but it seems inevitable.

OMG ROBERT ANSWER

>>131969643
nobody here is dumb enough to live in chimpcago

>>131969643
Drive by on bicicle
lots of people in alleys with guns
someone who they couldnt tell was beaten or shot
people fighting but not sure how
robberty, battery, assault
Robert

>>131969782
Dude they have specifically mentioned us before

>>131969643
1/2 can of planters nuts, 2 cups of coffee and glass of iced tea... on the scanner a bicycle drive by with high score of 2

>>131967545
APPLY PRESSURE

>>131969782
saved

>>131969385
Interesting video; thx.

APPLY PRESSURE

>>131969846
tell more please

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shots fired 5 to 6

This is really the most comfy thread ever.

>>131969782
people chilling with the scanner on goes way back my dude
according to my mother, her dad used to listen to the chicago dispatch radio while she was growing up, which would be back in the 60s/70s

5-6 shots fired at 76th and main

six shots fired in the area.

WHY DOES THE BROADCASTIFY KEEP STOPPING AT 1 MINUTE AND 5 SECONDS IN

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> 6-7 shots fired

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I thought I got hack by black male in hoodie. I was listening to the ambient music stream and I could here the music but notthe scanner. Headphones were slightly out.


weeeeeeeeird.

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>>131969542
you're fuckin welcome, fuckin welsh faggot.

>>131969846
moar info pls

>>131969846

like, "the public listening to the scanner" specifically or "the 4 channel pollacks" specifically?

###OP HERE PLEASE DESIGNATE A NEW DOUGHNUT BAKER###

been up since 4:30AM and I want to get my beauty rest so I can actually stay awake for nignoggin tomorrow

>>131969848
A box of hoho's and a quart of milk
(Not fat, just Friday and comfy as fuck)

>>131969803
chiraq is the next frontier
>>131969817
>>131969848
wonderful i don't have tasty snacks though

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>>131969654

>>131969922
AFRICA RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR BACKYARD.

>>131969990
I can bake

burger king girlfriend spat

> that where your wrong kiddo
> many chiraq ppl post here
>robert has even posted here

I think we should send dispatch some pizzas or something to say thanks.

>>131970009
ayyy

how many listeners does this stream usually get on weekends? almost at 2k on the non-ambience one.

>>131969205
>fourteen eighty-eight Robert

>>131969960
See
>>131969390

>>131969927
they started encrypting dispatch coms here in anonville recently

>>131970023
thank god I'm way far away from this shithole, i'm in a total other shithole.

>>131969927
in the late 70's early 80's we had a scanner, listened to local police but the best was on the weekends. Men offshore on rigs calling their wives/girlfriends.

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I wonder how many guns involved in all these shootings are actually registered

Guys, do you think Robert is in this thread?

>board is blowing up
time for comfy

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>>131969927
But specifically these threads.

>>131969981
The time I heard them mention it they said something like "all those funny guys listening in"

>>131970133
0

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>>131970078
I support this idea

>southbound dan ryan at 75th closed to due to a fatal crash

F

>>131969990
someone will make it

>>131970133
-1

>>131969927

when i lived in the southside i used to listen to the scanner. if there were /habbenings/ close by I would ride by on my bike and check it out. usually at least 1 juicy habbening nearby per night

> i wasn't the shirtless drive by guy from tonight however

>>131970133
does it make them true jeffersonian patriots for never registering?

Has the guy yelling about Jews been heard from lately?

>>131970105
But it's already on flashplayer

>>131970108
BUILD FARMS, NIGS ARE AFRAID OF FARMS IT REMINDS THEM OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF FREE LABOR.

robbery south ashland

>>131970229
mother of god my mind is blown... god bless these patriots

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>>131967899
look what a single kid could do

willpower is everything

>>131969927
my dad told me about how his friends and him scanning different stations in india just to see if they could pick up anything juicy going on between india and pakistan

>>131970248
Fuck farms, just carry job applications with you. Negro approaches, ask him if he wants one.


No one will fuck with you.

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>>131969848
>artist rendition of the bike drive-by

>>131970238
Then listen using the app on your phone i couldnt get mine to work so i did that and its been great.

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Daily reminder about Robert

Robert is the hero we don't deserve.

decide my masked vigilante name

rollin for "Night Rob"

811 robert
nottingham female white in distress knocking on doors

>>131969998
A local IPA and a basket of fried chicken at my favorite bar tonight.

The yelling ambiance is great background noise for this tonight.

I fucking love living in the south. Happy Birthday America!

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Wtf there are Half-Life noises in the background

still looking for requests

have we had a >walgreen's incident yet?

>>131968074
make sure you check your keys

>>131969998
i dont remember the last time i ate simple carbs. Healthy snacking sucks, i got desperate last night and melted dark chocolate added stevia and poured it over peanuts. Enjoy a ho ho for me

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>>131970169
And just a comfy bump pic

>>131970248
tpbp

don't forget to label it the produce 'organic' and sell it to faggots in san francisco. also label the pork halal and sell it to achmed of nyc.

>>131970320
daily reminder that bostonians didnt do nuffin they was good boys them british soldiers always antagonizing them, we need more british money for our churches and our programs

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>>131970399
KEYS CHECKED

body snatchers requested

>>131970418
PARTY AT THE GAS STATION

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>>131970184

>feels comfy knowing robert realizes he's in the arena performing for the crowd

Guys, my parents forced me to come to Chicago for vacation because they don't into research and I couldn't persuade them to go elsewhere. What are our chances of survival. Currently in North chicago btw.

>>131970418
>>131970413
Robert fighting headcrabs

>>131967545

You niggers didn't believe us did you?

Hell I live in the ATL and I know its worse out in Commiefornia and in New Orleans. I'd never want to live in those shit holes. I'm not rich enough.

824 robert
assist citizen
disturbance male loudly
ticket on western

who the fuck's whistling

>>131970408
GIB CHICKEN BASKET NAOW

WHISTLE RAPING MY EARS

>>131970513
You're all going to die, sorry.

>>131970248
South Africa would like a word with you.

894 robert
traffic backed up

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Where is 1488 Robert?

>>131970600
Well, we had a good run

>6'5
>150 pounds

That is one skinny corpse.

715 robert
burglar alarm, residence

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>>131970513
Locate your nearest happenings bunker

>carmello

>>131970511
They also have to know something from all the donations for vests they get, probably all with the message referring to this place

>9 y/o boy with animal bite in the ER

>>131970620
>liberal thought: food is bad
NECK YOURSELF

>>131970676
Ethiopian perhaps?

CHECK YO KEYS

wew check your keys with some sass behind it. she sounds hot

>>131970650
strap a go pro on every member of your family first

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>>131970507

>>131967545
check your keys..

>>131967899
Lose 5,000 assault rifles

>>131970676
he was probably in the alley doing drugs!

>>131970676
kevin durant

>>131970769
Coyote, pitbull, or pavement ape?

744 robert (simmons/lacy)
2 alarms, hold up and basement motion

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>>131970769
Carmelo Salvage

>>131970807
And livestream it

>>131970759
check your keys for carmello please

>>131970810
they going full abo!

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>>131970388
>rialmo
fake, illegal robert detected

shots fired 9rds carpenter and aberdeen

>>131970849
only the breed of peace could do such a thing

>check your partner's keys

l-lewd

CHECK YOUR KEYS
CHECK YOUR PARTNER'S KEYS
HAVE AN OPEN KEY ON THE ZONE

What does check yo keys mean?

check yo keys!

CHECK YO KEYS

CHECK YO PARTNAS KEYS

HOLD YO KEY IN THA ZONE

kek dispatch is gonna be mad at whoever hasn't checked their keys soon

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CHECK YOUR KEYS ROBERT

this thread gonna be hot in a month

Listening to the ambiant scanner tonight
So damn comfy

Who here ready for 4th of July?
>pic related: last years OC

>>131970972
YOU CANT CHECK YOUR PARTNERS KEYS WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT CIS SCUM DIE

>>131970963
when you press the button to speak into a radio, you are 'keying' the mic - when one sticks on, everyone gets to hear that static and all the background noise and bullshit.

FUCKING GOOGLE CHECK YOUR KEYS FIRST LINK EXPLAINS THIS SHIT

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>>131970900
does that count as animal as a weapon?

>>131970946
it means, 'make sure you didn't lock your keys in your cop car'

FAKE RADIO

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>>131971020
Fuck Im retarded forgot pic

>>131971046
I would say yes.

>>131970963
You know when you press the button on a radio to speak. Check yo keys means make sure your not pressing down on the key.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlQOj7BcBM

>>131970933
MmMmMmMmMmMmMm

Someone make a new bread!

Good luck police.

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NEW
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POLICE LINE
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NEW
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POLICE LINE

>>131970773
You must have misunderstood, he said nigs are afraid of farms, to wit I replied in reference to south Africas recent black vs white farmers uprising. Sorry you're not privy

>>131967545
is there a vigilante on police radio?

>>131970963

when the key is on, robert has a hot mic, spamming the channel with unintended transmission

>>131970431
dispatch called out Walgreens a couple hours ago. I didn't catch the happening though

man down, male white, breathing

>>131967545
OH SHIT!!! someone stoled a radio from the jakes and now they gonna start tossin bunks to find it

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>>131971014
this thread is gonna be hot all weekend
the male black cant contain himself on Sundays, let alone hot summer holiday weekends

>>131967545
we huuuuuuuungry. bake us some fresh breeead massa

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male black in a stolen car, angry we're making a report; he's an attorney

>>131971192
>>131971130

>>131971042
Google: what does 'check ya keys' mean?

>>Search results show how to change locks and make key copies.

>>131971192
>>131971130
oh

female black stabbed someone?

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>>131971192
this

some Robert bake a bread

>21 female not responsive
roasties BTFO

>>131971166
that's not true, just look at Dr. Carson. Some black males choose to not control themself, but that happens with all races, just more so with black because they used to have to run from lion and hippo not long ago.

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>>131967545
Oh shit Real Robert Hour? Time for a beer

>>131971264
..because you are using google search incorrectly. learn to question right and use your fucking brain- the computer can't do everything.

>>131971610
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
someone needs to set up a live feed on youtube for this