jeb! Memorium thread

>>131964020
Someone post the screencap where someone buys 10 million guac bowls from the jeb shop

>>131964020
In a lot of ways, Jeb is the real winner of the 2016 presidential election.

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Jeb! 2020!

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>>131964622
He could have been America's first Guac-American president.

It was his turn...

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>>131964302
Audible laughs

>>131964795
Remember the time JEB! fought a BLM protester? High energy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI

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>>131964164

>>131965090
I really enjoyed that video

>>131965506
Lost it... Sides in orbit

>>131964164
see
>>131965506

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RIP in Peace Jeb!

>>131964020
Anyone have that copypasta where jeb shoots himself and wakes up in the hospital to trump telling him the bullet he used was too low energy?

>>131966090
I dont remember that one, i do remember the one about where trump reveals he knows Jebs secret guac recipe.

Jeb Bush was the most fun part of the 2016 election.

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>>131966090

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Just guac my shit up senpai

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>>131965506
even after all this time I can't make it through the entire thing without pissing myself laughing

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Screw you, jeb! is the best!
SLOW AND STEADY!

>>131964020
>We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space!

>>131966082
RIP itself actually means "rest in peace" so you don't have to add the extra "in peace" at the end

Just trying to improve discussion on the board and you can thank me later :)

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/jeb-bush-responds-to-emails-in-45-seconds-says-charlie-strong-can-bring-back-texas-football/


>Goodnight, Jeb

Is he the /r9k/ of candidates?

You FOOLISH guacbowl merchant

>>131966748
Easily
"You are not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency, that's not going to happen."


That's where your wrong kiddo

>>131964020
Topkek image.

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>>131967381
>Is he the /r9k/ of candidates?
Some journalists wanted to meet his friends to they contacted people he listed as his friends. Guys barely knew him and saw him as a casual acquaintance.

>>131965506
Godspeed, anon

>>131964020
He may have fallen behind in the primaries, lost all of his financial backers, been forced to drop out of the primary, watched Trump win the nomination, saw him pull out a surprise upset and won in the electoral college, viewed Trump being sworn in from his living room, sat in relative obscurity as Trump established his cabinet and started to enact his campaign's promises, but mark my words, in the end it will be jeb! that wins in the end. Just like the turtle.

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Did you guys know that he was competing to buy the Marlins (MLB team)?

He dropped out of that as well.

http://archive.is/vwL0S

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>>131967378
I never knew that, thanks

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>>131967817
Forgot pic.

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>>131968048
Origional pic, jeb with his goblin wife

>>131968425
kek

>>131966892
Gods work anon

>>131965983
Bless you anon bless you

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>>131968499
Shortstack fetish is one hell of a drug.

>>131967817
>and started to enact his campaign's promises
kid...

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>>131968608
thank you anon, someday the turtle will sit in the white house

jeb's spic son will sweep the new conservative mexican voting block

>>131968499
when he complains that she always has her nose in his business, he means it literally

>>131964020
This pic is the Hindu creation philosophy.

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If I could time travel back to any point in time, I would go back to the primaries

>>131969273
A giant jeb! Space turtle created the universe?

>>131970122
Elephants holding up the world standing on a turtle.
They never considered what is beneath the turtle. When asked, they will say "it is turtles all the way down". It can't be turtles all the way down.
This is a philosophy question that Hindus never break under. Logos never penetrated their culture.

>>131970363
That Hindus break under*

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>>131964020
Jeb wants to be Latino so bad

>>131970363
Seems pretty legit to me anon. I dont get how thats a creation myth though. Not alot of creation in "elephants standing on a turtle hold up the world"