Illinois is the new Greece

>>131946536
We need to build a containment wall around Illinois. Stay out of my Wisconsin.

can we please open up nigger hunting season now?

>>131946536
I cant wait to see the happenings in Chimpcongo

FIBs stay out

>>131946854
I never understood the appeal of Wisconsin. Damn good cheese though.

>>131947335
the cold keeps minorities in check.

>>131947137
It will be a slow failure. This months gibs is already in the mail...

Chicago anon here. Any tips on to survive the inevitable collapse of my state?

>>131946536

Illinois is the U.S.'s Syria, and Wisconsin is about to find out what it's like to be fucked by Obama's and Rahm Emanuel's cluelessness

Most of the gibsmedat refugees will likely head to Madison

>>131947693
Run

Let it fail!!!

>>131947335
Then you have never been to the North woods....God's country

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>>131946536
The funny part is Puerto Rico is 120 BILLION DOLLARS in debt and virtue signalling fuckwits still want to give them statehood.

>>131947137

They'll never stop the gibs

They'll just reduce the budgets of other services and fire white people in the positions of the same

Your Negroes are a protected class, contrary to what the left thinks

Nothing will happen. This is all one big juicy nothing burger.

****Yawnnnn*** ahem look at the time. I think I am going to hit the hay.

Go to sleep.

>>131947775
Thanks

>>131947335
and beer
>>131947879
or the south wetlands

>>131947335
head farther north

CNN states that the problem is the fault of both democrats and republicans, but I think it's all the democrats fault. Anybody wanna shine some light on just how long Illinois has been blue?

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>>131946536
Will I still be able to play my Powerball or Megamillions lottery in Illinois?

>>131948418
Since Lincoln left, I believe.

>>131947991
what's another 120 billion on top of 20 trillion?

>>131946854
bwahahaha who the fuck wants to go to the land of landwhales and beer guts?
>wall unnecessary

>>131948502
if you wanna win an IOU

>>131948418
The Democrats racked up the bill then claimed because the Republican governor wants to cut the budget instead of raising taxes it is clearly both parties at fault and not the one which racked up the debt in the first place.

>>131947991
because it would give us another red state

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>>131946536
>waiting for the next CPD scanner thread
Robert

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>>131946536

Luckily for Illinois Germany isn't in charge of our central banking system, or they would be the new Greece.

>>131948030
They will just increase taxes

>>131946536
Donald Trump should build a giant vacuum to suck all the air out of I******s so that way everyone in the horrible state slowly choke to death. Maybe in their last moments alive the people of I******s will realize just how much damage they have done to this great country.

>>131950021
every state on that map is gay, whether it voted trump or not

>>131950585
Is...is that a smelly Californian I smell?
Or maybe it's the stench coming from between those dirty Jew York toes.

>>131950585
Seething coastie detected.

>>131947137
The rest of the country would be flooded.

>>131946536
I just noticed Illinois looks like a shity landlocked Florida

>>131950567
hey fuck you pal

Illinois is a nice state aside from Chicago and St. Louis

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I never should have renewed my fucking lease in this shithole city...

>>131950705
>>131950788
i'm from texas why don't you faggots go live in a real state for a change

>>131949651
Puerto Rico, a red state? I laugh! Laugh!

219 here I feel like things are about to get a lot worse.

>>131950890
>Muh based corn niggers
When you grow up maybe you'll realize that the red counties are filled with nothing but retards with an average IQ of 50.

>Illinois goes to shit
>Niggers flood surrounding states

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>>131946536
I'm Black... Let me destroy your Neighborhood/city/state/country/continent/planet

>>131947335
The Packers

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>>131946536
Please nuke us.

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>>131951049
Indiana here. Gary is right down the street. Refugees welcome

So...are they gonna declare bankruptcy now?

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>>131947693
PAY DeBTS

>>131951436
States can't declare bankruptcy, all they can do is raise taxes until people flee.

Goodbye Chimpcongo, hello Detroit 2.0

>>131947543
>what is Sweden

>>131951666
Well, I hope Robert can get out of there, Satan.

>>131947879
is it like the upper peninsula?

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>>131949651
no they all need to stay on that fukin island. Have you no idea what could be unleashed

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>>131950938
I understand... try to get out of it before it ends...
Also, I've bought a house instead of paying rent in a big city
My mortgage is half of my rent!!!
>I'm living in a totally white detached house, big yard neighborhood in my own house
> I'm saving money in my monthly expense + I'm paying off my mortgage (instead of paying rent and having nothing to show for it by the end of the term)
> in the last 3 months after my purchase of the house... my house valuation increase by 50K!!!
> I'm not scare anymore about my black neighbors in my floor... (Although, I just saw a black guy helping my single mother neighbor moving furniture... hopefully she didn't decided to bring blacks in the neighborhood and this is just a one time thing)

Get out of big cities.... all of them have infestation problems!

>>131948418
Michael Madigan has been controlling Chicago for 40 years. Whatever he wants happens. Out of spite to Rauner not bending the knee he created the lack of a budget for the last 2 years.
Republicans are to blame as well, the RINOs took over and the ones trying to help don't have the balls to say anything.

>>131951793
Oddly enough, I'm a Robert too.

>>131951367
219, Hammond guy here. They're coming from Chicago big time, read your papers, people doing burglaries left and right and the news says they're from Chicago 70% of the time. At least we have open carry, stand your ground in Indiana and won't be victims like Illinoicucks.

>>131951049
hell they already are coming here. I have no data to back this up but we have tons of blacks in north minneapolis, and for as long as I can remember my mom has refereed to them as the chicago blacks. I wouldn't doubt it though. If there is statistics anywhere someone please provide them, but I personally believe lots of blacks in minneapolis came from chicago. I mean my mom used to live in chicago so she'd probably know.

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>>131949974
i fall asleep to it every night

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>>131946854
no
just around chicago
t. south illinois

>>131950858

actually illinois is not landlocked, it has access to the greater international waterways through the great lakes waterway

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Lakes_Waterway

>>131946854
Agreed.
>t. Hoosier

How long until the cops don't get paid?

>>131952544
Do non great lakes states not know this? what the fuck? I thought almost everyone knew the great lakes had access to the sea

>>131946854

hell i'd settle for un-draining the swamp of cook county

>>131950567
Edgy

>>131953028
Wouldn't help.

The crooks and the democrats need to fix things, and the republicans just want to leave.

Rip Illinois.

Cause of Death:
Too much debt

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Chicago fag here. Am i going to die /pol/

>>131953794
most likely in chimpcago

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>>131953794
Better escape while you can. Unless you're name is Tyrone or Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandalaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea. If that's the case, then stay there, you are perfectly safe.

>>131949651
>muh based conservative spics
This isn't about red team/blue team you shabbos goy. We don't need more brown people here, fuck you.

>>131953794
I'm surprised you've made it this long desu

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>>131951608
He pays more taxes than you do. What else can he do?

Also pic related, introducing you to the next democrat VP candidated. Tammy Duckworth.

>>131947335
Wisconsin is to Chicagoans what Long Island is to New Yorkers... a boring shithole where people from the city go to decompress and take in some bland forest nature scenery.

>>131951049
>>Niggers flood surrounding states
I doubt they have the wherewithal to escape, muchless the knowledge of how and where to go.

>>131947693
Yeah, leave.

I left Chicago in 2009 and havent looked back since.

>>131947543
wisconsin's not that much colder than chicago

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>>131946536

>>131946854
This
Chiraq niggers shall get no farther than Collinsville
t. St. Louis

>>131954632
What is the Wisconsin equivalent to the Italo-jews that infest LI? Serious question.

t. former LI resident
t former Chicago resident

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>>131954698
i left northern IL in 2013 for NH. where'd you go anon?

>people in Chicago constantly joke about "AT LEAST IT'S NOT DETROIT LOL"
>now they are literally becoming worse than Detroit

>>131946536
Illinois and the San Francisco bay are my primary counterarguments for > but muh taxes pay for schools and roads.

How the fuck do they manage do so little with so much I'll never know.

>>131954768
Collinsville is south of me, even
but only a little

>>131946536
>Chicago will be the next detroit

Being detroit is a step up

>>131948418

Protip: only Chicago and the St. Louis counties are blue. The rest of the state is pretty much hick land. Seriously, the state is a rural redneck hellhole

>>131954975
I'm curious if California is like Illinois where most of the blame for problems falls on a single city while the rest of the state is rather pleasant

>>131950947
you first

I havent seen a nigger but in canada we have natives which are just as violent but we trap them in their reserves

>>131948502
>Will I still be able to play my Powerball or Megamillions lottery in Illinois?
lol, Powerball is considering dropping Illinois because of their fiscal malfeasance

>>131954768
>TFW GraniteFag
>Niggers on my street now

FUCK

>>131950890
St. Louis is in Missouri

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>>131955199
Powerball/Megamillions with Illinois

>>131955264

Yes, Einstein, it is but Illinois counties border it and have suburbs of STL.

>>131954975
Oh, the politicians take the taxbuks and jam that shit straight into their pockets any way they can.

>>131946536
Please. Its sad.

>>131955264
It's right on the border of Illinois
I know St. Louis a lot better than Chicago and I'm from Illinois

>>131955102
If you stay off the coast.

>>131951666

Can't they just cancel pensions or slow benefits payouts? Its a shitty thing to do because its the politicians who wasted the pension funds on pet projects and gibs but what else can be done when Illinois literally has no money left?

>>131955102
A lot of commiefornia believes that increasing taxes won't drive businesses away.

>>131954950
All over the place fampai.

New Orleans, Miami, West Texas and Los Angeles. I know, I kinda traded one shithole for a bunch of others but it was for work related purposes. Now I work as a sailor, working only half the year and will be fleeing the country entirely for Thailand sometime before Trump's term is up, only returning periodically so I can be dispatched to a ship outside the country anyways. Sorry but this whole country is going down the tubes, Trumps bought us some breathing room but if nothing drastic happens under his term then thats all it will amount to unfortunately.

>>131954975
the OC seems to be doing fine

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Call 1-8-8-2-300-EMPIRE

>TFW your state's treasury is so full you get a special tax refund check.

Indiana looks down on the rest of you plebs in the Midwest.

>>131955385
Illinois is on the other side of a river, you may have heard of it.

IIf you are referring to East Saint Louis that is an entirely separate city, it has no links to Saint Louis proper.

>>131955101
t. nigger

>>131955543
They have to make the court-ordered payments, and right now they can't even pay the politicians, never mind everyone else they have to pay.

They're fucked.

>>131955768

>being this retarded

>>131955701
Save big money at Menaaards!

>>131955199
already happened, Mega too

and I believe the state is being sued by people who won on the state drawings because they haven't been paid yet

plus Illinois lotto website is down

>>131955860
I fucking live here, I think it would know if I was in Illinois you cretin

>>131955543
>Can't they just cancel pensions or slow benefits payouts?

The state passed a bill to reduce pension payouts a couple years ago, but it got taken to court and the Illinois Supreme Court said that the pension payments can't be reduced, in large part because it's guaranteed by the IL constitution. Many of these payouts aren't just entitlements that the government doesn't have the guts to cut; these are court-ordered payouts, so as a legal matter the state is required to pay.

>>131955670
Commiefornia is going to be raising taxes soon to support those sanctuary cities because Trump and congress are cutting off their fedbucks.

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>>131955437
Theyre using our country's name as an insult.

>>131955872

Fuck I can hear it

>>131955565
Thats because the only business that they get are silicon valley fortune 500 companies who's idiot CEO think tax increases are good.

>>131955584
wow you got black pilled hard. it's not that bad. yea, we'll probably have a crash at some point under trump, but i think we'll recover. at least we're not france...yet

>>131955972

>living there and still being this retarded

>>131946854
As a Hoosier I 100% support this. Even white Chicagoans are the rudest assholes on the planet

>>131947693
Literally get the hell out of there what are you even doing

>>131955872
kekekek that takes me back

>>131946536
>Mfw the gibs niggers leave illinois and it becomes a republican bastion of freedom

>mfw when i have no face

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>>131954975
>tfw was was born in the bay area
>my elementary school didnt even get crossing guards after a 1st grader was ran over

>>131955872
>>131955701
do more

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>>131954768
>St. Louis
WHICH STATE NIGGER
WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON

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>tfw living in central illinois
just fuck my shit up lads

>>131947693
Are you cute? I have a spare room in Mississippi.

>>131955584
Sounds pretty cool. What do you do as a sailor and on what sort of vessels?

>>131956251
773 202 BEEP BEEP BO BOOOP
LUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>131956330

>going from one redneck poverty hell to a worse redneck poverty hell

>>131947693

Dude, it'll be 5-10 years before the police response time will be under 30 minutes anywhere in the city. Your best bet is for Trump to send in the feds.

Also, Detroit's finally starting to turn around.

t. Detroit

>>131956308

What are state taxes like in Illinois? Sales tax?

>>131952579
Where at? I have a house in Carmel and Monticello. Monticello gets flooded with Chicago filth this time of year

>>131946854
I can't wait for Balkanized US. Shitskin state citizens need to stay on their side of the border

Illinois fag here. going to SIU. Honestly just praying I can finish in the 3 semesters I have left but I'm pretty much getting ready to go to SEMO. Anybody have any recommendations where to move to? Everyone I know talks about Denver and I'd like to live in a city for once. Really have no desire to stay in the midwest anymore

>>131956016
Even Turks manage to run a functioning economy. Maybe you should give them the other half of Cyprus.

>>131956251
Call 1-800-STEEMER Stanley Steemer gets carpet (or 'your home') cleaner!

anyone else awful at trying to pick up on their own accent?
I'm from near St. Louis and have no idea how odd or normal I sound to people outside the area

>>131956493
They're about to go from "TERRIBAD" to "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME NIGGER?!"

How do you guys think Alton will fare? Curious because I live there.

>>131956616
SIUC or SIUE?

>>131956448
I'm doing just fine, thank you. :) I love the poverty hell narrative. It keeps assholes from retiring and moving here. Just look at Florida...

>>131956438
the fuck?
>>131956642
that's more like it

>>131956016
..... Isn't it?

>>131956493
Let's just say that it's absolutely fucking ridiculous...I get fucking sales taxed whenever I buy a game on Steam for christs sake.

>>131950947
What's it like living surrounded by niggers and mexicans?

>>131956465
>Also, Detroit's finally starting to turn around.

Michibro here, please. We both know it isn't.

>>131956660
>midwest
>accent
we literally speak the only non-accented english dialect
unless you come from wisconsin and sound like a canacuck

>>131947543
you do know we have a ridiculously high homicide and gang rating right?

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>>131955701
Do like Stew and you'll save too! Push it, pull it, tow it to Golf Mill Ford.

Also Eagleman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI&feature=player_embedded

>>131956698
Carbondale unfortunately. I get the vibe were the most fucked of the public universities

>>131956747

>live in Delaware
>no sales tax at all

I feel bad for you Anon.

>>131956700

Dude I lived in Mississippi, the state is trash.

>>131956793
If you don't get robbed and killed, it's like having one of those cross-shaped anime veins on your head, but it only gets bigger until your heart stops.

>>131955543
Good, I hope the commie boomers who vote democrat every year get their pensions cut. Get fucked dumb boomers stop ruining my state.

>>131956881
You guys are the nigger tier uni in all of IL to be quite honest and I know people that attend SIUC

>>131956881
I'm also going to SIUC. I'm a paralegal studies major though. Studying a recession-proof profession sure is nice right now. Our department is growing in spite of everything.

someone post a CPD scanner thread, i need the bantz

>>131947693
state? lol the state will be fine. cook is fucked. move out of crook county

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>>131946536
Cuck county, IL here. Do NOT let our niggers infiltrate surrounding swing states. Build a wall around us, it is your only hope. I know what that means for me, but do it for the country.

dog bless

>>131956881
>public universities
As of right now, all public universities in the entire state are fucked.

>>131946536
Time to wall off Illinois and stop the exodus. We can't let these people flee to the rest of the country and bring their garbage ideology and behavior to bring the rest of us down too.

>>131950021
>>131950585

>PA
I see you noticed its superiority there..

>>131956881
I don't know shit about SIUC, as I'm at SIUE which is why I asked

>>131956527

the first rule of hamilton county is do not speak about hamilton county

>>131957152
What about white right-wing individuals like myself...am I still trash?

>>131957057
Nice. Off topic but do you know where I can get some weed?

>>131957236
I'm in NY so I know the feeling, so no of course not. I'll sponsor you to get you over the wall.

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>>131956642
Lookie lookie lookie
>here comes cookie
Cooks, Pest Control

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H-jYbwZSIXc

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i live in Illinois and trust me it fucking sucks

Huh, why does this always happen to black democrat run cities??? Really scratches the noggin

Aside from niggers chimping out (nothing new), what else does this mean?

I'm trying to save up money to move and I'm worried this will increase taxes

>>131947714
On this point, Chicago did take in a lot of New Orleans' gibfugees 10 years ago

>>131955101
Funny, because the rest of the state didn't sink Illinois into junk credit status. Those stupid hicks with their lack of debt!

>>131956421
I steer the ship and assist in tying up in various ports mostly. Other than that, basic maintenance shit like crane operation, painting, rust chipping, sanitation, etc. Its a good gig that pays well and you can take as much time off as you want in between ships. I work on commercial cargo ships and some military cargo ships as well, occasionally an oil tanker too. Love this job man.

>>131950400
Until there's no tax base left.

>>131957005
this

>>131956736
I guess so yeah... at least your state doesnt have to deal with a migrant invasion on top of its debts.

>>131957426

The Republicans in the state legislature are caving like total birches. They're going to hike taxes up massively rather than cut their out of control spending that got them into the mess. So get out while you still can.

>>131957239
Oh probably over in the pitch black woods next to Morris in the dead of night. Maybe you should look up where that one guy got shot and wander around there while waving your wallet around.

Is it really that hard to find weed here?

>>131957567
(((Republicans)))
More like RINOs my dude

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>>131956660
A 'neutral' American accent is essentially defined in terms of whatever is currently standard for broadcast media. St Louis is very 'neutral' in this sense and is essentially a linguistic island compared to it's surroundings. The St Louis market is considered to be a good place to enter broadcasting for this reason.

>>131957426
ANY budget proposal is going to come with brutal "XBAWKISHEUG" tax increases. The time to leave is now.

>>131956109
He's right you stupid fuck. East St. Louis is across the Mississippi River aka the border between Missouri and Illinois. Kind of like how, farther north, you have Quincy (Illinois) and West Quincy (Missouri).

>>131957567
I'm trying to get out but it will probably be 2-3 years in the future, assuming taxes don't steal too much of my salary.

>>131946854

I agree.

FLATLANDERS STAY GO

>>131955872
>>131956251
>>131956438
>>131956642
GLEN LERNER IS THE LAWYER FOR YOU CALL 222-2222

>>131957623
no but all my friends went home for the summer so I know literally 0 people in town at the moment

>>131957436
Ugh. Mississippi was bombarded by a swarm of illegals to steal reconstruction work (and, no, they did not leave) and Chicago took in a flood of criminals from NOLA. Memphis, too. Friend of mine used to be a Memphis cop. It was hell.

>>131957235
but how will I brag about our roundabouts?

>>131957547
And they'll think the rest of the country will bail them out at that point, HA! Looks like we just opened a new federal penitentiary.

Illinois fag here

My proposal for splitting the state.

Yellow to wisconsin, green to iowa, purple to missouri, pink to kentucky and orange to indiana. Unshaded area becomes the new state of illinois, aka chicago and suburbs

>>131954798

Kenosha or Racine

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>>131957798

oops

>>131957736
>>131955872
>>131956251
>>131956438
>>131956642
FOR THE BEST NIGHT'S SLEEP IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD VISIT MYYYY PILLOW DOT COM

>>131957706

>being even more retarded than the other guy

>>131957714
I honestly doubt you'll be able to pay your rent.

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Aside from Chicago, the rest of Illinois is actually blood red Republican.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/data/ct-illinois-president-results-20161108-htmlstory.html

Illinoisfag here, a small town 30 minutes from Chicago AMA

illinois is super cucked but the younger generations are becoming more redpilled

>>131957372
I'm visiting NY and it's safe to say this is true. It's literally kikeniggerland here. I was expecting it to be a little shitty in places but it's full on favela. Give me a dollar and shiytttt maahn. You burgers need to fucking sort it out.

>>131946854
Agreed, fellow Wisconsinfag

>>131957822
Should be fun to watch all the gibs demand gibs from other gibs. I approve your modest proposal.

>>131957967
Oh shit me too!

>>131956811
313 fag here

yes it fucking is, and i don't even want to admit it. come home white man

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>>131957822
Should just straight up gas Skokie tbqhfampai

>>131957976
Visit real NY, the city is a fucking cancer obviously. Issue is all these fuck faces are leaving and coming up here now to fuck the rest of us up too.

WHERE ALL MY 309 BROS AT?

>>131957798
No-one is taking Chimpcongo.

>>131956813
The standardization of accents American English is just a side effect of national TV and Radio broadcasting. Chicago used to have an extremely distinct accent but you can barely find anyone that speaks with it anymore. You'd have to find some old Italians on Taylor street or maybe some blue collar guys in Bridgeport.

>>131952112
If you can sell your house for $50K more than you paid for it, it's time to sell hombre.

its literally just Chicago that is the capital of niggerland, the rest is pretty tolerable and it gets better the farther from Chicago you go

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>>131953794
just get a ccl and buy your shit in another county. the only restrictions I'm aware of that Cook County has versus the other counties is that you can't buy bullets online and you have to pay a (((violence tax))) on top of the 10% sales tax.

>>131957738
>having friends
Lol fucking normie.

While we're on the topic of SIUC: I want you all to know that AT LEAST one person there constantly posts interracial porn on here. I'm constantly having to share his bans.

>>131957960

Shame that Chicagoland is 80% of the state's population.

>>131958078
It want to visit the rest of the state but don't have enough time. I've heard it's pretty nice (white). They are like a plague of nigger locusts. Our feral niggers are contained to one area yours are fucking everywhere.

>>131954996
Edwardsville?

>>131957937
Still with my parents to save $

I should specify I'm a recent college grad.

Does one have to pay real estate/property tax if they don't own a home? I think Illinois income taxes aren't as bad as anywhere else and it's property taxes that make it awful.

>>131955701
There's only one! Bob Rohrman!

So... nobody in our media is blaming Obama? Lol. This would be ALL Trump's fault if this had been New York state.

>>131958040
Yes another anon to slowly die with

>>131958145
Its the same situation in places like New York City and Texas too. Real distinct accents that no longer exist anymore. Everyone sounds the fucking same, some bland, boring, standard Midwestern non-accent. Its completely taken over the entire country.

shit i just bought a house in lake county, am i fucked?

>>131946854
wisconsin deserves a nuclear holocaust. if i had to choose between wiping out all niggers or all folks from wisconsin i would hesitate at least 2.3 seconds before choosing niggers. hoosier transplanted from massivetwhoshits cape here. been in indiana for 14 years and i cant stand doing business with cheeseheads. you fuckers are the most flaccid people ive ever encountered in my life.

>>131958268
they mostly infest the cities where there is more people to beg money for

>>131956493
Sales tax is now 10.25%, highest in the nation.

>>131955768
They share a metrolink system, faggot

>>131957706
He's saying the suburbs of St. Louis take after St. Louis in politics and culture. And he's right. Collinsville, Edwardsville, Granite City, etc all might as well be St. Louis proper. Hell, they probably would be if the Mississippi wasn't there.

>>131958301
I don't know any of the taxlaw for Ill.

I do know that your taxes are going up so hard you and your loved ones need to flee now, because the republicans are caving to the democrats tax increases..

>>131958257

more like 50

>>131951023
Fuck off Brandon

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>>131955701
>>131955872
I'm attorney Peter Francis Geraci.

>>131950585
You wanna fucking talk shit on PA I'll show you gay when my Pennsylvanian cock is 7 inches deep inside your asshole, nigger. Better wipe real good next time you talk a shit, if I see any leftovers from last night's dinner on my cock I'm gonna make you lick it fucking clean. Bitch

>>131958557
Mah river. Mah state. Is relevant? Woot.

>>131955161
We have drunk ,worthless natives here too, but they don't have reservations that they stick to, which kinda sucks. So many of them are drunks and just cause problems.
t. Alaskan

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>>131946536
You know what you must do

JUST

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-cook-soda-tax-0701-biz-20170630-story.html#nt=oft02a-1li3

If you're looking for great information about how Illinois government works (or doesn't work), i highly recommend the youtube channel "reboot illinois." They have weekly updates on the state of affairs. I found it interesting when Rauner was first elected because I thought he could make a difference for poor Illinois. But Madigan has stood in the way of reform every step of the way. Madigan and the corrupt Democrats have got to go. A $600B pension liability for state employees? Who is going to come up with that money? Taxpayers have been fleeing the state for years!!!! What a hot mess express.

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>>131955161
>tfw we didn't create reservations for nigs

I honestly can't even imagine how great america would be if we did this.

>>131958268
It's nosedived even worse under de Blasio. He's just letting it return to the 70s/80s with homeless and shit everywhere. What an embarrassment that people see that and think it's representative of the rest of us who didn't just literally get off the boat to invade.

>>131958670
You sure proved to him how straight you are

>>131947335
>>131946536
How could anyone possibly live somewhere without mountains.

This is something mountain people will understand

Utah here

>>131958642
Oh maaan. Im having some strong fucking flashbacks here with this one.

>>131958556
So? Look, St Louis is in Missouri. Go look at a map if you don't believe me. It's crazy how stupid you're making yourself look just because you can't admit to being wrong.

>>131958678
I feel the same brother. I'm on that
>grew up in St. Louis suburbs, going to college in St. Louis city
masterrace

>>131957794
We can have our own Australia

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Still no /comfy/ CPD thread.... WTF anons?

>>131958472
> you fuckers are the most flaccid people ive ever encountered in my life.
I don't even know what that means but mass-of-two-shits assholes and their shitty accents all deserve a shoah.

>>131958911
Search the fucking catalog lazy ass there is one already up

Can we get the race war started before i die of old age?

>>131954768
Please no. We have enough down here from east St. Louis.

>>131958296
Bethalto

>>131952362
Can confirm, I know people in the jails and prisons in Minnesota. The Chicago niggers just take the Megabus and sign up for gibs in the Twin Cities, MAN and of course bring tons of crime. It's a fucking swarm of Chicago niggers, already, and it's just going to get worse now thanks to the corrupt faggot Democrat party of Chicago...the same corrupt faggot Democrat party of Chicago that Obama festered and grew in. One shit city is ruining the whole state and it's going to fuck up the neighboring states too.

>>131958754
>create reservations for nigs
FUCKING SECONDED!

>>131946536
That's right, baby. This should be a sticky because I'm gonna get sick of making the same thread.

>>131958977
fuck you nigger it has a shitty thumbnail and I missed it

>>131952393
Yes the worst blacks in Minneapolis are slowly trickling in from Chicago, can confirm.

>>131959026
Start a "race war" in your own house, leaf.

>>131959038
>Bethalto
My second guess was Alton, so close enough.

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>>131947693
As a fellow Chicago anon, your only protection will be your God given Second Amendment rights. Scalia and Posner gave you the means to arm yourself, if you still haven't then I'm sorry but you deserve to die at the hands of the dindu hoards.

>>131955101
>The entire state of IL is ~12.5 million people
>Chicago is ~9.5 million people.

Whatever happens to IL, it is Chicago's fault.

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>>131947693
Will County here

We're gunna be in for some fun! Stand and fight, Illinois will go deep red once the democrats failure comes full circle.

Glory will be ours and for the republic!

>>131959165
basically the same thing, yeah

>>131958977
Ooo! I missed it too!

Time to make sum popcorn.

>>131952450
Yes. That's where all the social programs are spent anyway. Cut then out and you're good. Let Chicago be its own African nation.

>>131958202
>that pic
>/pol/ is suddenly worried about fascist dictators

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>>131955701
Or save money by fixking up your old car

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>>131958951
oh right now I suppose your gonna blame this mess on jews, and make fun of holocaust survivors

this website is so fucked up

>>131959101
>says fucking chiraq bingo 4th of july edition
You're daft as hell, sounds like you aren't a /cpd/ regular

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>>131958618

>>131958774
I'm not fucking gay there aren't any gay people in Pennsylvania we send them all to Philly and New Jersey. Meanwhile gay man himself Trudeau wears his fag socks to his local mosque and gives blowjobs to the Imam so he doesn't 9/11 Canada.

>>131948418
While most of the blame lies with Dem's, it is both parties fault since both parties are essentially the same. Don't fall into the trap of thinking they don't work together behind the scenes while putting on political theater that they are fighting one another.

They put on a show of opposing one another while in reality they both steal from us.

t. Illinois anon

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>>131959297
>dictators
If Trump were a dictator he'd kill people for badmouthing him on national news networks. Instead he shitposts about their bad careers and failing marriages.

He is truly /ourguy/

>>131951666
This.

A US state can't declare bankruptcy.

They'll:
default on benefits to various government employees, eventually causing many of them to quit with no one hired to replace them, further causing an erosion of government and public service

Roads and highways and bridges will slowly fall apart

Public Schools will get a lot worse

Eventually those with the ability to seek employment in another state will leave.

Retirees will move to another state
Chicago will become the next Detroit.

>>131959146
there aren't any niggers/spics where i live
though i suppose vancouver needs an ethnic cleansing
I just figure chicongo will be funner when it turn into an open shooting range

>>131954666
Liberals will pack them onto buses.

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>>131949974

/posted/

>>131944095

SOMEONE PLS HELP

In Illinois do you have to pay property tax if you live with your parents or is the tax at least really small?

>>131956110
This, also they are the worst fucking drivers of all time which doesn't mix well with Wisconsin's horrible and confusing road layouts. Kenosha county is a deathtrap for that very reason.

>>131954666
They will, and they already are. The Chicago niggers are fucking ruining Minneapolis. Now we get shootings in uptown, the rich white yuppie district. SO Enriched.

>>131959505

... you only pay property taxes if you are the owner of the property. even then, it's really only the property itself that's liable. it's just that if it doesn't get paid it can get taken by the state.

>>131959505
>In Illinois do you have to pay property tax if you live with your parents or is the tax at least really small?

Uhh only if you own property....

>>131959421
Its not fair to make fun of trudeau that way
he is a national institution in our country
without his family fucking things up for the last 40 years where would we be?

>>131954975
California here. Roads are patchwork and we have twenty cent gas tax. Medicaid costs $400 billion and our entire state budget is under $200 billion. We're the next Illinois when the domino effect starts.

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>>131959421
>there aren't any gay people in Pennsylvania
>we send them all to Philly
>Pennsylvania
>Philly
What did he mean by this?

>>131954975
It's corrupt, money, lots of money is being skimmed at every step of every contract.

>>131955701
>>131955872
>>131958642
damn good posts

I moved out of Illinois last September. Best decision of my life. I live in comfy mountain town now. Desu, it's so great!

>>131946536

Clearly this is Trumps fault.

>>131959482
Fuck you and your fucking basement-dweller wishes to kick back and watch a "race war" in another country. Fix Canada if you're so concerned. We're talking about Ohio. You do not sound cool on this messageboard. Nobody cares about your tough talk. Kill yourself.

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>>131959505
Are you fucking retarded? You pay property tax on property you own.

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>>131959686
So if you don't own property, taxes in Illinois are pretty good right?

>>131959563

i don't understand how retarded you have to be to open your car door directly into traffic without ever looking

>>131959777
Probably voted for Bernie and hate republicans too. You're just spreading the disease my dude.

>>131959838
jew detected

To all Illinois anons, I'm trying to get a Libertarian elected governor in 2018. Join me.

Maybe if we clear out both shit parties we can finally have a functioning state

>>131959777
Montana?

>>131955102
Two cities for CA - San Fran and L.A.

>>131959866
No.

>>131955102
No we have a shit ton of Mexicans. Twice that of Texas which is second highest. We have multiple urban areas in southern California and SF Bay area with poor black people. It's a much larger scale than Illinois.

>>131958858
topkek

>>131959500
/me gittin comfy
ROBERT!

>multiple helicopter captchas mean i've arrived

>>131959923
>Maybe if we clear out both shit parties we can finally have a functioning state

Nope. Rauner couldn't do any of his reforms because of Madigan. A third party isn't the answer until Madigan is gone.

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>>131959866
They nickel and dime you on everything in Chicago. Not to mention the second highest sales tax in the country. Fuck knows where it all goes.

>>131954975
These
>>131955428
>>131959765

Iowan here, I'm deeply concerned about my state. Johnson County is already a liberal Hellscape thanks to Chicagoan transplants, I don't want any more of the godless liberal hippies or God forbid the nogs that follow them.

>>131949651
you are fucking retarded

>>131960046
I was up north recently and there were also toll booths everywhere

>>131959866

you realize property taxes get passed on to the consumer through rent, right?

furthermore, businesses paying that rent have to offset it by increasing prices on the items you buy.

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>>131960094
the only solution is open season on niggers/spics and liberals

>>131960045
You know Rauner is pretty good friends with Rahm Emanuel right?

You sure you aren't just buying into political theater?

Besides the only way to get rid of Madigan (aside from killing him and his daughter) is to take the legislature away from them. I think a third party can do that more effectively than the Republicans

>>131958455
cause its the most friendly accent there is I tell ya what

>>131947335
>he doesn't want to get lymes disease and have painful arthritis-like symptoms his entire life living in a pile of trash and old cars before losing his limbs and dying in a drunken bar fight
wew lad check these ^^

we need to get rid of Democratic government.

>>131960233
Oooooh, the Canadian racewar pleb again. Seriously, kill yourself.

Illinois prices for July:

1 gal of milk: $59.99
1 roll TP: $34.99

Predictions, anyone?

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>>131960126
They even tax Netflix and Spotify. Substantial nexus my ass. It is being challenged in the courts, but it will take years before they finally strike it down.

>>131959041
Another Minnesotafag here
Went only went democrat by 0.5% in the election
0.5%
There is still hope for us yet, we just need to figure out how to get rid of the niggers in The Twin Cities and the commies in Duluth

git in here now!!!!

>>131944095

>>131944095

>>131944095

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>>131960296
>You know Rauner is pretty good friends with Rahm Emanuel right?

>>131959717
We wouldn't expect less from Castro's son.

>>131957094
This is what happens. Liberals drive up cost of living every single place they move to in droves as a fad or for whatever reason. Then nobody can afford it and all these niggers move to less expensive areas and bring their liberal shit with them.

>>131959132
Are there any stats that back this up though? I believe it 100%. I had some blacks out in the suburbs where I grew up but none of them came from the slum that is Chicago.

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>>131960233
No the solution is to kill the public sector unions. The unions fucked this all up.

>>131948418
the dems have had supermajorites in the house and senate up until the last election, where they area vote or two short in the senate. Not majorities, but veto-proof supermajorities. They are sabotaging the state on purpose to drive Rauner out. Fuck (((CNN)))

>>131960537
Mississipi is having the same problem. The only saving grace for our country is we have few electoral college votes with representing the nation. Our urban areas are hell. The rest is fine.

>>131960576
nvm found it

>>131956747
>taxed on Steam games
You have to be kidding right? Even here in Jew York we don't get taxed for that.