spic bro here, going to Poland at the same time as Trump

>>131944196
How non white are we talking here?

Nipple test, show em

>>131944196
they won't harm you as long as you tell them you are going home after your work is done, and that you hate germans

>>131944196
You could just stick to your hotel and only go out for business if you're really that scared, maybe you can just act like a respectful guest in another country too if you're capable of it

>spic
>bro
theyre going to tear you to pieces because you more than likely look like an arab.

>>131944196
Stay in America you fucking worthless beaner

>>131944196
You'll probably be in Warsaw, which is highly Westernized, full of shitskin sex tourists and other degeneracy.

wear your maga hat but none of that kekestani shit, keep it simple, you'll do fine.

>>131944196
RIP faggot
1 less spic

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>>131944324

look similar to NFL QB Mark Sanchez when he was at USC, but less squared of a jaw

>>131944872
bahahah you look straight middle eastern then, you're so fucked

>>131944872
That guy is whiter than an andaluz

>>131944196
MAGA hat is is protection.

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>>131945027

o-ok

ill keep you guys posted

>>131944196
Dont worry, poles are quite cucked, they'll prep you good. Not like here in Sweden, we would beat your ass.

But on a serious note don't worry, poles are nice and shit you hear from here are memes.

>>131944196
RIP

>>131944872
bring your hat, all non whites should be required by law to wear one as subjects of the white man and the God Emperor should you visit our countries

>>131945259
Find a croatia shirt and pretend you're a coastal slav, it is your only hope.

>>131944196
A MAGA hat might save you. Don't act subservient...try to blend in.

>>131944196
Dress in nice clothes or like a dude bro and you'll be fine

>>131944872
ugonnagetraped.jpeg

>>131944196
Nice clothes + MAGA hat and don't act like a nigger.

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Try to look conspicuously Catholic.

LARP as a cardinal.

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Poles are very violent and stupid. You should worry.

>>131946026
top kek
still performs, good bitch

write fuck islam in polish on your shirt

Wear that hat and "slips" that you hate germans and want to go back to your home after the work is done

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>>131944196
get off /pol/ shitskin

>>131944196
Wear your company tag with your name on the chest. Try to get that nerdy indian tech guy look and you will slip by without any problems I think.

>>131946026
turn the other cheek! good boy

>>131944196
Wearing the MAGA hat could be a risky move, they might think you are mocking them and fuck you real good.

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>>131944872
>mark sanchez
>non-white

Maybe I am biased because I am Italian but I'm pretty sure Sanchez is white. I'm also pretty sure you're overestimating your whiteness.

But Poles don't consider Italians white so you're probably fucked.

>>131946026
He doesn't even look like an arab. Do snowniggers really think anyone who isn't blond looks arab?

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>>131946026

Will I be able to have an open casket funeral or should I just end it now?

>Si señor joo see dis MAGA hat I am one of joo i'm BASED!


Kill yourself puto, maybe the poles can do you a favor

>>131946300

That's not going to help, my parents decided to give me a fucking Cuban name in honor of my godfather...... Omar

>>131944196
I hope you get gutted like a fish.
>>131945960
He should pretend he's a pedophile?

>>131944872
Just LARP as a Spaniard, you'll be fine.

>>131946851
Omar? That's a fucking straight-up dubai style arab name. You have to be trolling us at this point.

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>>131945960
>Larp as a Cardinal

Literal Pleb.
If OP has any Guts, he should Larp as the Pope.

>>131944872
So you look 100% spanish?

>>131947198

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_(name)

>It is a common name in Arab and Muslim populations in general, as well as in Spanish-speaking countries. In Arabic, its pronunciation differs based on the spoken varieties of Arabic and consequently in its transcription.

>Spanish: [oˈmar]

>>131944872
the jaw is the whitest part of this dude, then again I'm white and i have a shit jaw line like nicholas cage

>>131947366

Spaniards are more white than me, that pic is pretty accurate as to how dark my skin is, MAYBE i'm slightly lighter but tough call.

>>131944196
The MAGA cap will keep you safe. If you really want to be super certain, wear a pro Trump t-shirt. Poles love Trump.

>>131944196
MAGA hat will unironically keep you safe

>wear a cross
>don't be an asshole

Pretty much the easiest way to deal with people in Poland. For some reason I get along really well wish slavshits and eastern Euros.

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>>131947222
kek

>>131947582
Poland is a great place, with nice people. Say you're spanish and mezzo they won't give a fuck..They hate Germans, Russians and muslims

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just put on your christian necklace

>>131946026
Oh fuck hahahahaha OP is screwed

>>131944196
Wear a shirt that says JUST VISITING on the front and NOT MUSLIM on the back.

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>>131944196
just get this

>>131944196
No one is going to give a shit

>>131944196
Prepare your anus

Just say you're not Muslim and you should be fine

But realistically yeah wearing your Trump hat and a cross necklace should help

>>131944196
Poland here.
Just pretend you are from Spain if you can. It will be all good and you will drown in pussy.

If you look like an Amerindian you might be fucked in some places though, kek

>>131947031
/thread

>>131946693
it's Poles, they are like really really retarded

>>131947375
>as well as in Spanish-speaking countries
Yea, because of the fucking Arab influence on Spain bro.

>>131944196
poles are very christian,
very nationalistic
gain an interest in their national history and culture now
I think they like trump
just make sure if you talk to them you let them know how good it is they tell muslims and the refugee bullshit to fuck off.
also maybe mention you're only here short term on business or tourist.
you'll be alright i think

>>131946552

>Mark Sanchez in the ethno state
i'll pass

Just make sure they dont take u for a muslim. Cross necklace + Christian t-shirt + Christian baseball cap should do the trick. Dont bother with maga cap, noone in Poland knows what it means

>>131944196
Wear a cross
Wear a maga hat
Stab up a jihadi if you get the chance

>>131944196
Wear the damn hat.

>>131948168
fuck you
he said heis clearly non white looking
OP just get a big ass cross hanging over your shirt

>>131947222
>Check

>>131945430
This. Work on your accent too

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>>131948890

>Spanish fashion tips

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>>131948890
Well we don't considering Spaniards "not white" in Poland. So I have no idea what he meant. If he looks like pic related, he might get some shit, but if he can pass for a Spaniard he will end up fetisized as exotic by chicks.

>>131944196
Just dont try to flirt with girls or they will gangbang you

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>>131944196

>>131946552
I've seen spics lighter than that guy. I have a family that has a shitton. Namely the women. A couple of them are as pale as a ghost and recently a cousin of mine had two dirty blonde haired children, with her son getting blue eyes. Moreover, I've had old Italians couples mistake me for an Italian at the old place I used to work, though I'm not the whitest crayon in the box.

"Hispanic" is quite honestly too broad a term that's only used because the more native types get all pissy about phrases like "mestizo". European-looking Hispanics aren't as rare as a unicorn. t's just that the goblins that are Mexicans are pretty much are at the forefront of the term Hispanic in most Americans' minds and they are the ones who get the most media coverage for obvious reasons.

>he takes /pol/ memes at face value

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Polacks beat the shit outta people who doesn't speak the polish language, maybe not all the time but it does happen.

Now I for one KNOW they will beat you and beat you bloody to the point you could be mistaken for a broken Piñata but that's not my fucking problem to be quite frank with you..

>>131949671

I've lived in the Southwest my entire life and it's always fun to hate on the goblin spics with Hispanics. They're the biggest haters of illegals in the country.

>>131944196
>prepare my anus
>whatever like a man

sounds like you already know the answer anon
>godspeed

>>131944872
You're FUCKED lad. Your company probably sent you there as a hitjob.

>>131949457

Not even going to risk talking to Polish women, I got some stares in Copenhagen just for asking this girl at a bar how to pronounce one of the drinks in Danish and those guys didn't look too pleased. I can't imagine what Poles would do if they thought some muslim-ish looking guy was trying to flirt with their women. That shit may fly in Germany but not Poland.

>>131944196
white people aren't niggers and lefties that feel the need to just chimp out because they can.

>>131944196

Just dont go to bars, walk through their residential neighbour hoods or go anywhere at night alone and you'll be fine. If they hassle you just tell them you wanna destroy the Jews too.

>>131950028
Well if you just show up at bar and start hitting on chicks then you may piss some people off. Make friends with some Poles by drinking for a bit and you'll be good to go to hit on chicks too. Just remember, you're from Spain if anyone asks.

>>131944872
you're a dead man

>>131949394
...isnt that a gypsy?

>>131944196
seriously just get a shirt that says in polish "im not muslim im mexican and just on vacation for a week"

Why some spices look like sandniggers? I have received coments that I look like a sandnigger.

To anyone ITT telling this man to say he's from Spain: FUCK OFF. We don't want to be associated with shitskins any further. South America was a fucking mistake. Point blank. If I see a fucking subhuman saying they're Spanish in real life, it's going down. For the sake of my nation. Death to the traitors.

>>131950715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_conquest_of_Hispania

>>131949840
On Thanksgiving my family talked as badly about Mexicans as Whites do. "They're taking our jobs" was said completely unironically. We see the common indio-types as foreign as White people do. Though the millennial generation on our end is eating Marxist bluepills like most others, and are not trying to separate ourselves from those little goons.

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>>131947582

get some blue contacts. dye hair.
wear shit that has polish on it and a maga hat.
learn a few valuable polish phrases in case confronted on the street.

>>131944196
You'll be fine. Learn a couple of sentences in Polish and you'll be fine. If you want to be 100% safe, you may bring a cross necklace, so even the biggest moron will recognize that you're not here to "enrich" us...

But honestly, 99% of those "victims of racism" in Poland, are just shit-stirring assholes, who got smacked for acting like they own the place. Just be respectful, and people will be nice to you.

>>131944196
1. Dont try night life there
2. Stay away from the girls

if not probably you'll lose some teeth over there

>>131944196
Yeah, wear the hat with pride. You are you, an American. By doing so you are showing that you are a respectful visitor and not a product of the twisted economy being pushed by the EU.

>>131944872
Hah!
> but less squared of a jaw
> Defining feature
> Like this, but not like this at all.

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>>131946552
if you're brown you're not Italian

>>131944196
>>131945256
>>131945476
>>131947704
>>131948069
>>131948637
>>131951222

Fucking kek, a maga hat won't do shit outside of America. People either won't give a shit, or will think you're retarded. It certainly won't garner you any respect

>>131944196
Dress well and be polite. Also, the fact that you speak English should keep you safe.. I think. If you're really worried wear a Canadian flag lapel/pin.

>>131944531
this. don't go out and try to score cocaine and hookers and you will be fine.

>>131946552
Italians aren't white, bro. We're just cool to you because we like you.

>>131949840
Well because those goblins hate us because we look nothing like them. There's reason why beaners hate us and it's pure jealousy. Always has been always will be. I'm nice to them and they still dislike me. So fuck them.

>>131952467
Italians are white.

also dont smile a lot, you'll look like a fool.

>>131952467
>best cars
>best motos
>best food
>best wine
>best clothes
>''''aren't white'''

just fucking kys you untermensch

>tfw you always just hide behind a flag so no one knows you're polish
hehe

anyway OP you're fucked, they're gonna beat your ass so hard. might even buttrape you.

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Don't wear a fucking MAGA, wont get you any respect and people will just think you're a fucking beta.

Half Mexican - Half Slavic here been in Poland before and I look more Mexican honestly maybe they were nicer to me because I attempted to speak their language and shit. You'll be fine if you're not a fucking dick and not a beta comprendo amigo? Football hooligans might fuck you up but like pretty low chance man another thing is how big are you? Learn to defend yourself at least and don't steal our slavic wymnz spic-bro.

I wouldn't walk around during the night, but you should be fine during the day. I went to Lodz and was warned by some family there that there are some dangerous parts at night.

>>131944196

You have to dress as a stereotypical American tourist, including a fanny pack

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Also even if you aren't catholic wear a cross buddy, try to learn the language brah.

>>131953557
>hafl Mexican
>our slavic wymnz spic-bro.
O zesz ty!

>>131944196

Actually, wearing a MAGA hat is a pretty good idea.

Also, what happened to /pol/? We are trying to help a spic.

Learning the polish phrase "Death to the Jews, I am the machine" will get you legendary status among the poles.

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>>131954016

>>131944196
wearing a MAGA hat isn't a bad idea honestly

>>131944196
Be concise and respectful. You will be fine. Don't let jews make you afraid; National Socialism is benign if you act like a responsible human being.

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Pic of me when kiddo been wanting to visit Poland, but I'm Afraid that they'll think I'm a Muslim and will crucify Me will I pass as a American Argentinian? Or English I'm tall for mexican standard 5'8 without shies

>>131944196
wear the hat.

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>>131944872
Get an ms13 tattoo on your face nigger.

>>131944196
Wear a cross and maybe some hawaii shirt and you should be fine.

As long as you're not a mud and you're respectful generally people will only stare if you're a literal nigger.

>>131944196
negro you think people in Poland or Hungary are just randomly going around beating niggers. There is no gibs there and niggers are not welcome there by the natives, that's why those countries are white

>>131953262
>best food
>best wine
the fuck are you doing france?

>>131946851
How the fuck is "Omar" a balsero name, how fucking retarded are you nigger?

>>131956579
>5'8
>tall for mexican standards
Holy fuck, is Mexico fucking Liliput land? Disgusting.

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>>131944196
MAGA hat, i would bully you just for being that retarded

>>131956579
tall for a Mexican 5'8" the fuck are you from Oaxaca? that's fucking short, I'm the shortest one in my village and I'm also 5'8". nigger you got fucked up genes

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>>131957264
I live in Southern Mexico here is 5'5 but northern is 5'8-5'9
>>131958593
Sure man keep larping

>>131949394
this!

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>>131946170
>Residents are confusing the Portuguese with Muslims

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>>131958882 wa de fuck are that

>>131944645
Sex tourism?

>>131958882
holy shit
>being mexican ever
ahahah

>>131961160
Your whole country will be mexican by 2060 'so who cares

>>131944196
Check out this dank spic in a trump hat. Fucking based

>>131944196
Don't worry, some local whores (i.e. women) will most likely want to jump on your dick just because you're a foreigner

>>131944196
sounds like youve got some workmans comp coming your way, nice one OP!

>>131949525
The girls or the men?

>>131944324
i dunno...about 2 or 3x my dude

>>131944872

You'll probably have to worry more about keeping the polish women from fucking you if you actually think you look like mark sanchez

>>131944196
Hoof, tough decision. Now let me tell you a story.
A few years back in school some armenian guy came in class to teach us armenian cuisine and shit, it tasted pretty good but eh.
I saw him a week later. Dude literally had a pulp eye and one of his teeth appeared to be missing. Your best option is probably to have an anti islam t-shirt, a polish flag on the back of the t-shirt, a MAGA hat and wear some christian crosses. But otherwise, you are fucked.

>>131944196

fucking BASED spic. so fucking based. upboated! Get this to the top of r/the_donald right next to our highly upgoated BASED nigger! See the leftists are the REAL fascists and racists!

>>131962414
Do they dox mixers in Poland like they do in Russia?