>Congratulations on signing your first contract, you are now a fully professonal soldier.
>Thank you, tovarish polkovnik!
>Say...do you want to earn some extra money?
>W-what do you mean sir?
>Oh come on son, you know..Donbass
>Oh. Well, sure, but I am employed here so..
>Don't worry, just sign here, if they ask us we can say you quit or went to vacation. Pay is 300% of your usual. You get everything you need once you get to Donetsk.
(3 weeks later)
>Ma'am, we are sorry to say we have located your son. Unfortunately he died in Donbass when he went fighting. We had nothing to do with it. Oh, and a funeral will be held in 3am on the local cemetary without any music or honor guard shooting. I am sure you understand.
>he believes the western msm propaganda. Ubi se