I love watching "American Ninja Warrior".
Americans are so fucking cool. People in America, are making $$$ off that, by opening gyms and training people.
Only in America can shit like that happen.
Americans are so passionate. I love them.
Anyways, I'm a born loser in a Canada, and was thinking, we would never have a "Canadian Ninja Warrior", cause Canadians are fat,lazy and stupid.
Then it dawned on me
>Stage 1: Navigate busy Tim Hortons parking lot in shitty car
>Stage 2: Navigate busy Costco parking lot in shitty car
>Stage 3: Navigate Wal-Mart parking lot near X-Mas time
No crashes allowed, make it through all 3 stages and you get $1,000,000 maple bucks which = a crack shack in Vancouver.
>>131927132
Wtf are you talking about?
>>131927333
>Doesn't know "American Ninja Warrior"
This is a pretty shitty joke thread but you do make a point. I too also love American's passion. I'm natively Romanian and we've always had good gymnasts and I followed gymnastics.
That sport was always dominated by Romanians, Russians, and Chinese, but over the past few decades America has come out of nowhere and has dominated year after year and gaining more and more medals to the point that they became the new number one.
And gymnastics isn't the only sport they do this in. You can notice it in every Olympics.
I guess having money and resources is a factor, but their passion is also clearly a big driving force.
Anyway, Canada sucks. Except at hockey but we're losing that quickly.
I love watching Baseball.
Ya ya, shut the fuck up about your 1 god damn team in Toronto.
It's an AMERICAN game and they just let you dopes join in.
The history, the people, man, that does not exist in Canada.
The passion for game. The love for it.
Huge stadiums packed with people.
Ya it's boring as fuck too. It's a past time. That's what you do, to pass time. Go watch the game.
Canadians had a baseball phase, even have empty stadiums, built for folded farm teams. Have sat empty for years. Used for nothing.
>>131927779
Made me laugh hard. Like what obstacles do you Canadians, being able to realistically complete??
All they do is drive around and act busy.
Hockey was never Canada's game. Ever. How Canadians dominate hockey, with tons of teams and people in the USA playing it, those claims make no sense.
HOW ??
You live in the snow all year, so you're automatically "good" at hockey or some shit??
Expensive sport. Most Canadians are poor.
How does Canada prodiuce all these hockey stars??
>>131928462
Since the Canadian Government can change whatever they want on Google.CA, Im sure hockey games broadcast in Canada, say all the American players from Northern States like Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan are "Canadians" from some place in Canada.
They lie about everything else.
I want to run an "American Ninja Warrior" course, just to try it, Looks fun as fuck.
I can't go into America and get on as the "Crazy Canuck Ninja" or some shit.
Maybe I can..................ya right,. I can't afford to sit in a walk on line for 3 weeks, in America.
Probably have rules, stipulating, you must be AMERICAN to compete.
Won't ever do it in Canada. That's for sure.
Watch, magically, a "Canadian Ninja Warrior" will spring up on CBC and last 2 seasons before everyone stops caring