Conservative Minarchy is the best kind of government. It has all the best parts of libertarianism and conservatism.
It basically says that maintaining law and order is the only legitimate function of government, so we would no longer be paying tax money for public schools, libraries, space ships, or "art" programs. But using a conservative definition of law and order, abortion, adultery, divorce (unless your spouse commits adultery), and homosexuality would all be illegal. We would be resisting degeneracy in society while paying the minimum of tax money possible, and letting the free market handle itself.