Ask a Czech anything, poland stay out

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>>131916487
:3

Why are you cuck?

>>131916487
Poor rhino, but I guess it had to be done.

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>>131916654
no im not

>>131916487
That is one cute pepe

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Exact same thread as yesterday
And then you only have one word replies and barely answered

Fuckoff shariablue

Sage

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>>131917138
this board is for everyone ahmed

>>131916487
>poland stay out
WHY DO YOU HATE US CZECH

WHY ARE YOU SO SMUG

YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN US

>>131916487
How much do CZ-75s go for there

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPrJMUKNBwA

>>131917940
i would say cz-85 is little bit more popular, when it comes to rifles cz vz. 58 is pretty much the first rifle everyone buys.

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>>131917138
Butthurt germans everywhere.

>>131916487
How does your country's navy look like?

>>131916487
I'm doing a study abroad in Prague next summer. wat do?

>>131916487
Why so much porn?

Will you be my friend?

>>131921732
DELET THIS thats our secret nuclear submarine Pepik III

Do your women like white foreigners?

>>131921880
Only if you show me your guns.

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>>131921522

>>131916487
Oh shit I'm sorry

what does your flag design represent

What's your favorite beach?

>>131922006
I don't have any, b-b-but I can get some

>>131922258
>american
>/pol/ack
>doesn't already have an arsenal
disappointed

>>131922158

The first flag of Czechoslovakia was white over red, and those colors are the heraldic colors of Bohemia. The blue triangle was added to the flag in an effort to distinguish it from the Poland flag, and blue is said to represent the State of Moravia.

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>>131921880
baka
>>131921953
do yours?
>>131922158
we ripped off poland and added a blue skidmark representing the sky of western democracy
>>131922247
cmon
>>131921677
>>131921732
cmoooon

Back Sudetenland

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>>131916487

Ahoj

>>131923002
Lots of germans died there after benes decreetes, and i would love this piece of our history to be repeatet.

>>131923002
What is Sudetenland? Back Lužice.

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>>131916487
>poland stay out
Dude u do this, don't be like that : (

>>131916487
Your new weapon law..... could i just come over and buy a weapon too or only for citizen?
Yeah thx that's all i want to know

>>131923586
Poles are welcomed.

how nordic is your country?

what is the average wage in Prague?

>>131923816
They're germanised slavs so not nordic at all

>>131923669
Even if you are czech citizen you cant buy gun if you didnt pass tests. In reality not everyone can have gun. I will make my gun license this year so im prepared to defend my country against EU invaders from West also i have one illegal gun too.

Why are the women of your country so how ?

>>131916487
why not rename yourselves Bohemia?

>>131923921
You are propably slavic rape baby since russian or mongol soldiers fucked your grandmother after WW2 in Germany but maybe you are just shilling jew.

>>131924171
Because its only one part of our country there is also Moravia and Silesia.

>>131923856
I think its only about 1200 Euro.

Why are the women of your country so hot?

i am drinking czech beer right now, so thanks for that i guess

btw: stay fucking based pls, rapefugees out

>>131924606
We are Central Europe so czech girls are mixed few centuries with many europeans. It could be reason.

Why are you so atheist? I know that we are pretty much catholic ISIS, but Slovakia is like 50-60% christian, while you are >80% atheist. What happened in the past that made you like this?

Kdo jste a kam jdete?

>>131924955
who gibs a fuck, faith cant buy anything

>>131916487
Why the hell is half of your nation mentally insane?

Wearing slippers while climbing our highest mountains?
Going on a boat ride during a full blown holocaust wind?
Ordering one pizza and splitting the bill between 7 people?
Going scuba diving while still learning how to swim?

Czech tourist are literally the most insane people I have ever met.

>take my czech guest spearfishing
>his first time on the fucking sea and he wants to go spearfishing with me
>barely swims
>puts on swimming suit and sandals because why not
>before going to the boat he grabs a big ass rock from the beach
>"its diving"
>have no idea what the hell he is talking about (his english was very basic) so I just nod
>we go out to the sea
>stop at a depth of 20 meters
>taking it easy on him
>put our gear on
>I go first and show him how to dive with scuba gear
>czech guy grabs rock
>sudden epiphany hits me
>"Jaro NO"
>Jaro jumps while hugging a rock
>sinks to the bottom faster than a cannon
>miracolously alive
>whips out his spear and starts massacring everything that moves on the sea floor
>runs out of air
>drops all scuba gear and starts frantically swimming to the surface
>barely makes it
>we are all still frozen in shock
>"kill fish"
>fuck you Jaro

>>131916487
Are your women really better than western women? Or do the men just do a better job controlling them?

>>131916487
do you miss the Slovaks?

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>>131925083
degenerate, there are more important things than shekels in this world

ok, another question
How long did you have to use cards to buy meat, etc.?

>>131925089
kek, croatia is the poorfag destination so theres your answer. fucking jára tho

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what was the rhetoric and public discourse that got you guns? we wantz gunz too : |

I visited prague a couple years ago, it was a very nice place.

also i like your language

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>>131923676

V4 for the win

>>131925247
yeah faith is important and shit, paying gibs and going to the church not so much for the modern individual. If anything people look into all religions and build their own philosophical values based off of everything they like. And I dont know, I was born 5 years after the fall of gobunism and my parents never talked much about it

>>131916487
I'd like to visit Prague some day

>>131924955
Czechs believed in God before the Battle of White Mountain in 1620 when we lost our country against Austrians which were catholics. Our country was mostly Hussite later protestant. They banned our religion so many Intellectuals left the country in following years due to massive recatholization. Many Czechs were atheist because they hated catholic oppressors and they couldn't practise their religion freely. Communism made many atheists too.

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>>131925089
Jaro sounds like a cool dude

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>>131925083

Pic related

>>131925342
the gobbunists party pushed this through kek
>we cant disarm our citizens while theres a caliphate forming in the west!
was pretty much it

>>131923921
hey Hans, remember the real germans all died and your people are all slavic rape babies :D

>>131922258
Castrate yourself, you have been proven useless.
Congrats my Czech brothers. I've had a CZ 452 .22lr rifle for 17 years now and it's amazing.

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>>131923352
>>131923443
germans are centraleuropean problem
Czechs and Slovaks. Let's unite together again. Now

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>>131925089
top kek
i like Jaro

>>131924190
All raped women killed semself or aborted the subhuman.... there are no rape babies
And genetic you're slav but in culture more germanic accept it dipshit

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Congrats for joining the right to bear arms club.

>>131926048
aight fine, but after you accept more islam! ykno, your fair share

>>131925089
I could believe this story is true.There is always some Jaro like this.

>>131925686
Hey remember america was a real country hahah no me neither :D lol kek lulz
Kys subhuman vermin

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>>131925839

Intermarium Federation now!

>>131926068
clean your room

>>131926128
Islam is no problem here they eat welfare/bring down the state and kill liberals

>>131926048
Whatever helps you sleep my fellow slavic rape baby brethren.

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>>131926068

Fix your problems guys.

>>131916487
How do you like your guns?

>>131916487
How do you did'nt make Daniel Landa your God Emperor?
One time I had a plesure to hang out with Czechs they tell me that he is Fasista and nobody like him.

>>131926542
Why so mad did some germans fucked your sister here in a puff or is she busy doing porn?
Or your mother?

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>>131926383
Gas the Brussels, Eurowar now

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>>131926670
pretty gud, needs more dakka
>>131926715
the czech youth needs more redpilling, half these monkeys are no different from the american millenial, except being poor as fuck

Will eastern Europe finally start growing economically and step out of being third world?

Don't you have parliament elections soon? Give quick sum up, what are the predictions, etc

>>131926715
He is insane in last years. He was fašista in his younger years but it wasnt necessarily bad. However he had some good ideas.

>>131926946
not everyone is born on an island surrounded by oil you smug thieving fuck

>>131926876
Why would anyone want to conquer ukraine?
fuckign holhols

>>131926916
Being poor is the biggest redpill once you finish the school.

>>131916487
>Ask a Czech anything

I've been to Prague (as well as Český Krumlov, but that's not a city) and I was disappointed with all the tourists everywhere.

Where can I go again to really see the Czech Republic and not just a fuckton of chinese tourists.

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>>131926607
Growth for non whites has slowed drastically in recent years now they say we'll be majority non white(50.1% non white)by the July 1st 2055 half decennial census aka "The American Community Survey." Also this doesn't take into account the 85% decrease in immigrants coming here annually as of fiscal 2016. Shitskins have birth rate of 1.9 and whites have a birth rate of 1.9.

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>>131925089
Fucking lost

>>131926867
I'm not mad, but you look like triggered one also I'm not living in cucked Prague so no hope extinct german could fuck anyone here, but don't worry, we will have use of Slavic rape babies in future so we can use you.

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>>131927251
Just avoid cities, they are always filled with rice eaters or even worse - germans.

But be prepared to travel alot.

>>131926715
Everybody liked Landa (before he went kinda nuts). Now Ortel is where it's at.

>>131926991
Babiš claims the throne. Social democrats are JUST. Gainz for anti-EU Samurai. Pirate party can probably maybe possibly into semi-relevance.

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>>131925089
Now I wanna go spearfishing with this Jaro guy.

>>131927251
You can always visit Ostrava third biggest city with 0 tourists, but I don't know what would you do here.

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My girlfriend is Slovak -- any chance of gun laws changing in Slovakia as well?

Also, next time I'm over in that part of the woods I'll probably be in Brno... how much would it cost to fire at a range, etc.?

Thanks, and Katarina Hartlova is my waifu, shame she only does scenes with her ugly boyfriend though.

>>131925670
If shit goes south I am jumping the border senpai. our goverment wona pass laws so they can shoot citizens ... I would feel much better with buch of jaros around me with AK-47's

>>131928385
HEJ PIČO BANÍK

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>>131926991

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>>131926876

Fuck EU, let it be. We just don't care about their fucked up ideas anymore.

We should stick together.

>>131928808
polska :3

>>131928808
>Our army do not use vz 58 anymore. they got bren few years ago

>>131928465
no gun law changes, but move here john, no muslims here :)

>>131928808
There is a good chance that a referendum would succeed here, assuming our samurai could push it through.

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>>131929459

Best luck to you guys.

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>>131929034
Very pretty

>>131926204
the continent is being flooded with literal african niggers and arab shitskins

I'll take our issues over your constant wars, genocides, and krauts fucking everyone

>>131926519
this is your problem hans, such short term thinking implies the shitskins won't just outbreed you

> like in frankfurt for example

>>131916487
i was just in Prague recently. Why the hell do you guys have so many niggers on the streets at night time trying to sell me shit?

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>>131931671
fucking degenerate capital, there be niggers now? Well shit guess I have work to do

>>131931920
All over the place at night. They stand around the streets and try to sell you drugs or invite you to clubs. It's pretty funny because everyone just fucks with them but it's becoming a real fucking problem.

Other than that beautiful country. But why do you hate Poles? I was in Poland as well and fucking loved it.

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>>131932031
kek, good to hear. the polan thing is just banter m98