Why do white women lack a sense of humor?

>>131915989
Women are overly emotional in general. They should all be sent to gas chambers after the artificial womb is invented.

>I want a dashing pirate to whisk me away
>But he has to be one of those thoughtful, gentlemanly pirates that respected women

>>131915989
They have already fucked this ride up beyond what it used to be. This just the final nail.

>>131917012
This here. Pirates were murderous animals but now they are supposed to be some sort of super heroes fighting for LGBT rights

>>131916494
>Muh artificial womb
This is exactly what the gay agenda wants you to think

>>131917371
This, been fucked up since jew boy johnny depp got placed in it

>>131915989
OP you see it the wrong way.

They were likely going to be sued by men challenging the depiction of women being possessed of any real value.

>>131917734
i think they want kids to think porates were feeedom fighters because that is easy to market amd parents are too lazy to teach kids morality or discernment.
This is how shitty the parents here are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmPim1vsR-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaWhYX5aQ70

>>131915989
They're female.

>>131915989
That was the best fucking part!

>WHO WANTS THE REDDY?!?!??!?!?!?!?

>>131918263
>>131919604
WE WANTS THE REDDY!

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>>131915989
>White slavery? What's that?

>>131919604
When did we start pretending Pirates were noble people?

Women being sold into slavery is a traditional part of pirate culture.
And Islamic culture.

>>131920171
Even worse they are portraying the hot redhead as a female pirate now.

So not only is she no longer a hot wench for sale, but now she's a badass she-pirate. It's absurd.

>>131920256
Apparently pirate culture was resistance to white supremacy, diversity and equality and they hiet no one. The real villians was the eil British navy securing trade lanes

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>>131917012

Robot chicken did a thing on this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjLILPXMQ4

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>>131915989
WE WANT THE RED HEAD!
WE WANT THE RED HEAD!