Brit/pol/ - Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office edition

hello

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Big Soup.

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What was he thinking here?

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honk

>>131906291
he unironicly looks like le happy merchcant
even the hands

>>131906288
That's a big soup.

>tfw another Friday night indoors at home

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>>131906402
bad post senpai

>>131906291
tfw I'm an ugly (((Romanian))) manlet with a giantess wife who cucks me

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https://pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

Reading for burgers

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There is only one man that can save UKIP and it's not Neil Hamilton.

>>131906461
>tfw indeed
Happy Friday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0

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>>131906461

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>Me and the missus been working our arses off for a mortgage
>Finally got the deposit ready
>England finally breaks into a multicultural war zone where savage pakis behead innocents on the street
>Paki population only increasing
>Dread to think of the state of this country by the time we're settled down with kids

What to do lads? Do I risk it and buy a house here?
>Milton Keynes
>Escaped the clutches of Londonistan

>>131906402
>Honk
Are you going to avatarfag as a trucker next?

>White British children are now 67.68% of Primary school children, down from 68.42% in 2016.
>White British children are 70.48% of Secondary school children, down from 71.80% in 2016.

England is turning into Cameroon faster than America, what the fuck are you anglos doing?

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>>131906564
lewis hamilton?

Race war when?

>>131906612
Well we voted leave for one thing

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GLITTER AND GLOWSTICKS

>>131906591
>ran straight into the clutches of milton keynes

>>131906591
>Milton Keynes
>Any better than London

At least London has things to do for fun.

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>>131906600
truckers are not kawaii

>>131906591
Spend that money on guns and ammo

>>131906661

Does anyone think that if a serious public pushback against the demographic murder of the English ever comes it will probably just look like the Troubles but contained entirely in England? You could have radical nativists bombing targets they see as responsible, but if anyone wanted to fight back, who would they attack? Random all white towns?

>>131906726
Milton Keynes has a pretty large gay club

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It's not all doom and gloom.

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*blocks your majority*

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>>131906661
My money is on max verstappen, he'll do fine

>>131906884
I remember when it was £1 to $2

>>131906176
how was last night's QT?
I regrettably missed it but I'm guessing it was shit like always?

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>>131906764
Don't lie

>this kid choked on a grape, so we got his whole family plus the paramedics who helped him on the telly
The absolute STATE of local """news""".

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is there a word for the strange open-mouthed expression shitlibs use?

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Why couldn't you guys just listen to his international experts?

If a mechanic tells your car doesn't have the steering on straight and you've got no brakes, you wouldn't pile your family in and drive 70mph down a motorway, would you?

>>131906612
Don't fall for the scare tactics.

It's the Mohammad effect. It's only so low because of London.

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>>131907033
another example

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Alright lads, lot of little gay fellas knocking about in this thread.

Anyway time for Rockbusters.

Here's your 3 clues

Easy one to start you off.

1. This Minor car is good in the ocean.
Initial is M.

Alright number two.

2.This Scottish forest is a bit speedy.
Initials are F.M.
3.
This Egyptian God is always having a whinge.
Initials are T.R.

As always, get all 3 and you win a prize, good luck.

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>>131907023
pretty ugly truck

>>131906968
Are you British?

>>131906884
Don't worry, hyperinflation is coming soon

>>131907091
>lgbt community calling people fat
Hmmm

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>>131907023
hehe
>>131906968
there were a couple of good moments with Nick Ferrari. worth a watch i'd say.

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>>131906349
>no ass, almost no tits

no thanks

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>>131907188
no I just like to keep track of british politics

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>>131906653
>British Formula 1 Driver, Lewis Hamilton, said on his website "I'm 1.74m" although he was measured at 171cm in 2013 (for a red arrows featurette) to which he said 'Damn, I've shrunk!'.
Basically a lying manlet.

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>>131906349
nice goblinface

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>>131907244
Anon claims this is ugly....

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>>131907244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol9zSvJxj3M

Hey, check my brief 15 minute documentary about the current state of Britain, it'd be much appreciated :)

>>131907095
2 is Fleetwood mac?

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>>131907130
Wash your mouth out beta fatty
>>131907207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmbGX6M942Q

>>131906726

Where do I move to mate?

Where's the best place for a white family to prosper?

>>131907369
Lol niggers

>>131907421
it is yeah

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tunnocks teacakes desu

>>131907023
>these are the trucks that pol will run down muslims with

>>131907384
Disgusting face, nice body

>>131907446
There is nowhere left.

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>>131907369
https://www.auto123.com/en/racing-news/f1-height-and-weight-of-the-current-formula-1-drivers?artid=176733

most foreigners aren't that tall by default
sad that he lied about it though

>>131907384
>Bonds bonds bonds bonds bonds written across her tits
What Jewish trickery is this?

>>131907095
1 is Morrissey

>>131907286
Ah that's cool. QT is just embarrassing for us anyway

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>>131907378

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>>131907430
>love live
grow up man

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Turk here. I will come to the uk and get citizenship.

>>131907574
well done!

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>>131907502
same desu

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>>131907549
Kek

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>>131906176
what's his endgame?

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>>131907095
MORRISSEA (I like that one desu)

3rd one's stumped me though

>>131907446

Small towns, my mate just moved to Skipton and it's incredibly white, nice place

So what does /pol/ think of current situations?

>>131907446
Norfolk is comfy. We hate strangers round these parts.

>>131907691
someone once described him as the british obama and from that point on his head swelled up to the size of a beach ball and he became irredeemably narcissistic

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>>131907602
something about her face is just off
she has fish features
she's probably hiding her gills under her makeup

Brit/pol is fulla fagfags and hiv victims

>>131907814
>posts plastic

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>>131907691
Convincing everyone he isn't a Queer

>>131907623
who's the guy at the back
>WE WUZ BUCKINGHAM PALACE GUARD AND SHEEEIT

>>131906455
For you.

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Nowhere is safe from niggers and pakis

>>131907400
You're pretty cute

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>>131907902
no plastic to be found here senpai

>>131907967
>BUCKINGHAM PALACE GUARD
That's Ataturk you spacker

>>131907446
Small towns in the countryside

Olney, a place just north of Milton Keynes was a place I passed through that looked lovely.

>>131907967
believe its kemal mustafa ataturk, if you insult him/call him a jew turks will go berserk.

>>131907095

>advocates killing disables
>Thinks gay is "not normal"

Why is Pilko /Ourlad/

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anime

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>>131907593
>QT is just embarrassing for us anyway
yeah but sometimes you get to witness something remarkable like pic related or some right wing audience member speaking up
makes it worth it desu

>>131908050
He's a 3/10

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>>131907618
Gook girls are even worse than fictional 2D anime girls. Imagine being THAT shit.

>Labour rebels vow to continue single market fight

Does this realistically mean another civil war within the Labour party?

>>131906176
What happened to that mouse

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>>131908360
you like 2d anime girls? you are a sad person

>>131908177
did he have blue eyes blonde mustache in real life or is it turks larping as white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414lySC2Gx8

this desu lads

>>131908478
>the only japs that look good have makeup whitening there skin and tons of plastic sugery
really sends my nuerons activating

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>>131908332
>tfw to intelligent to wipe my own arse

>>131908344
Oh right and slavs built like tanks are 5/10s...

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Things have got a bit boring now lads
>politics pretty settled
>no happenings
>can't even moan about the heat

Galloway's radio about to start on talkRADIO. It's a good show and last week he was very positive about David Davis being the next Tory leader.

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>>131908332
2 quid lady was pretty funny

>>131907095
Is 3 the Ramones?
As in king rameses moans

Karl did that one though

>>131906591
Leave while you can.

If you don't your children will be a persecuted minority by the time they reach their 20s.

>>131908616
Mate his face is fucked. He needs a billion surgeries

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>>131908332
>not posting the behemoth of stoke as the quintessential QT audience member.

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who Kay here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Eeoqho-8k

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>>131908332
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>131908729
Anyone got a link to him/her

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>>131908400
>Pic is different mouse desu
Larry is apparently not that great at his job, he probably let it escape

I would sniff the knickers of every simgle female pictured in this thread

Does anybody else like to sniff womens knickers?

>>131908478
I don't like anime girls, no. Sort your life out and buy some deodorant lad.

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>>131908729
>the woman in the top left

>>131908727
Idk, the male looks appeals to me... I get a little tired of twinks

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>>131908729

>>131908761
/r9k/ fat fuckwits OUT

>>131908904
Leave Larry alone

>>131908670
ra-moans, the ramones, yes

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>>131908613
white is good

>>131908761
good post my nig

>>131909090
I don't go to /r9k/. some dutchfags showed me Kay.

>>131909091
Larry, like all other British political figures, is a paedophile

>>131908386
Probably. According to moral foundation theory, Leftists score lower on both tribal loyalty and respect for authority.

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>>131908966
i have deoderant in the bathroom, i'll be fine for now

and my life doesn't need sorting out

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>>131909090
you can't live without us, also why do i have to solve all these captchas on /pol/

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>>131909091

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/16/should-larry-sacked-number-10-mouser-seen-letting-mouse-run/

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/r9k/ sounds pretty sad

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>>131909397
he's crying

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>>131909355
>mr Patel's
w-why not mr paki's? has brit/feel/ been raided by tumblr or something?

Every time I walk past my housemate when he's watching the news, it is ALWAYS talking about Grenfell Tower.

Why the fuck does everyone care so much about this one incident? [spoiler]The only interesting thing about it is the other tower blocks that are susceptable to the same demise, but they don't seem to be talking about that.[/spoiler]

>unpacking my bag and see a note left by the TSA that my bag was searched for illegal items by the TSA and Homeland Security,

they said everything was returned, a-am i on a watchlist now

>>131909355
Is there much of a difference between Britfeel and Britpol?

>>131909662
because you go to the paki shop, but the sign doesn't say paki

>>131909796
I'm sure there's a large overlap in posters

>Galloway about to talk to Ken Livingstone about Grenfell

Here we go..

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>>131909796
no. they're both sad places

>>131909771
Because it is a catastrophic incident caused by lacking government ability to actually do their jobs and only sign off legal works.

It also made news again yesterday when the Council meeting ended in chaos and the resignation of the lead councillor today.

>>131909463
You'll fit in magnificently then you greasy yellow-fever lardarse.

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>>131909867
that totally ruins the joke though. whoever changed that is fucking stupid

>>131909904
Where?

>>131909796
no LGBTQT+ flags

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Found this on Tumblr, haha.

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>>131909904
will red ken name the jew

>>131910139
Idk, they add character

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Just put £10 on Mogg to become the next PM lads.

>Chuka getting btfo by Galloway
kek

>>131910021
http://talkradio.co.uk/radioplayer/live/talkradio.html

But Guido will probably upload it afterwards, depending how how much of his power level Ken feels like showing.

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>>131910155
you just know that was actually written by some 40yo bald fat cuck. disgusting

Lads, should I have a wank or play some Terraria?

>>131909796
Both supported Brexit, at least.

>>131910232
Mug.

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>>131907095
Thanks, or that, anon. I struggled with 3, but once somebody gave the answer it became blindingly obvious. I feel that I have let Brit/pol now, and I must commit ritual self-disembowelment now, as is the tradition in Nantwich.

>>131909771
>I'm 99% sure that tumblr I some white guys with a cuck fetish fanfic

>>131910232

But moggy-wogs doesn't want to be PM lad

you should have spent that £10 on a pair of worn knickers from chaturbate

>>131910155
Yeah you probably wrote it too you sick cunt

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I know it was one of you bastards. What have you done with Malteaser Goblin?

>>131910232
MOGGMENTUM

>>131910528
She's with her own kind now

>>131910322
>Nantwich.

wait wtf there is more than one of us here?

>>131910528

I would sniff her knickers they probably have plenty of body and lady-smells

>>131910244
Guido?

I only really listen to Majid Nawaz, Farage and Nick Ferrari

>>131910528
She's hanging off a coat peg gathering flies in Topshop changing rooms

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>>131910722

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Corbyn truly was the man who delivered Brexit

Bless him
So glad I didn't vote Tory

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>>131910737
>I listen to Majid Nawaz
Why

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DpTO6NixuM

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Asked my MP about Brexit today lads.

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Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?

That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

>>131910495
Moggster is a Catholic and a Medievalist, he's just doing a non episcope like those who were chosen to be bishops did, where he refuses to take the role at all, bu by refusing he is showing that he has the qualities for the role

>>131910232
Won't happen. Probably be Hammond.

>>131910818

I would buy a pair of her worn knickers for 5000 quid, aslong as they were heavilly soiled

>>131910887
Because I respect him, and because he is smarter than the majority of other radio hosts at debating, and because he is honest about the pros and cons of Islam.

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>>131911157

>>131906591
Move to Seaford. 99.9% white. I was there for a day and didn't see a single muslim. Saw one paki and about 5 niggers.

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>britain becoming 1% more non-white every year
I'm going to regret making fun of Americans with >60% by the next census.

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>>131911045

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>ASMRfu hasn't uploaded a new video in 2 weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4r5ckveXD8

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>>131909984
i'm not a lardass you stupid fuck
also ass > arse

>>131906461
>tfw another Friday out the back cracking open cool ones with my mates

>>131911276
>Saw one paki and about 5 niggers.
>99.9% white

EMILY THORNBERRY IS THE RIPEST CHRISTMAS CAKE

>>131909599
>>131909397
>>131908904

>he

Are you britbongs sure that cat isn't female?
Not sure how to say it but I suspect your government may have not told you the truth at some point.

>>131906836
Poof

>>131911282

They should print poems on smaller pages, look at all that wasted space

Poem book prices are artificially inflated due to unused space

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>>131911279
Their country is huge, and it varies largely by state. We don't really have that luxury. We are unironically more fucked than them already.

>>131911279
60? m8 when all the old dears start dropping like flies we'll be at like 30%

>>131911355
>ass > arse
Fuckin' wew lad. What country are you actually from tubby?

>>131911401

Are yuo trying to say Larry may have tits and a fanny lad?

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>currently on a megabus bus
>for those that don't know, the lowest of the lowest of the lowest of the lowest ways to travel
>some faggot got a warning 3 days ago for shitposting off topic on /v/

Lel

>>131906291

>My wife is fucking a nigger right now

>>131911282
Go to LIV

>>131911539
It's pretty clear he comes from Engmerica.

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/deadgirls/

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>tfw not a britblast

>>131911607
Even worse than National Express? NE are pretty good in my experience.

>>131911506
Or you know, it could just be a very short poem compared to the rest...
>>131911617
Lewd desu

Everyone has stopped posting, it's weird when that happens

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>>131909386
They scoffed at Al Gore. They ignored 97% of scientists. Those people in the poor flats did not believe in Climate Change. Looks like Grenfell Warming was real after all.
t.Georgina.

>>131911607
Yeah Megabus are cheap as. Would like them to spread out all over Europe and let me visit the continent for cheaps.

>>131906884
The pound has been preforming really well this week

>>131911811
>Or you know, it could just be a very short poem compared to the rest

Well maybe, thy could put all the smaller poems on one page, or justhave half-pages, litearly paying for blank paper

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>>131908332
You better not be hiding my free school meals in lapland

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>>131911782
16
6

If you find this girl attractive you're a disgusting pedo.

>>131911586
perhaps

>>131911782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88usZNtbpN4

Slags got slagged?

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>>131911539
i'm half american friendo

>>131911830

I bet she's been wearing the same pair of knickers all week, probably yellowed and rotting due to the acidity of her wee

I would sniff them

>>131911881
NE tickets to amerstdam and paris are pretty cheap at £15

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>watch TV for an hour
>already want to fucking purge every single person on there

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>>131911788
tfw Americans will die for Israel

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>>131911782

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>>131911966
Considering the unimaginable tonnage of paper used to wipe shitty arses per hour, I don't think bulking out poem books for aesthetic appeal is such a great crime.
>>131912052
My condolences. Now fuck off.

>>131911830
can anyone look more romanian than that woman

>>131911782
Good. I'm glad.

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>>131912143
Jeremy Kyle is good though

>>131912224
>chinks now dress like pikey slags

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>>131910626
I'm thinking of leaving ever since they started putting up the "Niggers Welcome" signs.

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>>131912240
isn't brit/pol/ open to everybody

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>>131912039
absolutely btfo

>>131911539
Ass is better than arse. Arse just sounds stupid.

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>>131912354
it is. brit/pol/ is a thread of peace.

>>131912422
AHHHHSSSSS

>>131912422
An ass is a donkey.

>>131912240
>tonnage of paper used to wipe shitty arses per hour

You raise a good, point, why am I paying for blank paper to wipe my arse on, all toilet paper should come with some form of educational text printed on it thus boosting the nations education because eveyone like a toilet-read.

>>131912496
No you need a hard A.

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>>131912471
yeah, i was invited here so i'm staying.

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>>131911802
Yeah. Not only is mine a 6h ride (actually 8 because they're always late) without piss breaks, but it always feels like a Syrian refugee shuttle bus. Orders of magnitude cheaper than trains though.

>>131911881
They already are, Anon, I've been to Brussles. The experience is actually better than a Ryan Air flight given the free wifi and a boat ride.

>>131912354
No. Especially not to yellow-fever betas who refuse to integrate linguistically.

>>131912286
It's only good because you can construct a mental pen in your mind where you tell yourself that people like this only exist in specific places. Then you watch come dine with me or some other shit like gogglebox and you finally see that most people are utter shit,

I only went with your mother cos shes dirty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcn4UG6Jd0s

>>131912039
how did they die in that sounds like 10mph

>>131912528
And also where poo-poo comes from.

>>131912496
2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_533983&feature=iv&src_vid=oa5z77EI8y0&v=kewr_kc6bJg

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>>131911401
Pretty sure he's male, you can see his post-castration boy-parts in some of the pics.

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>>131912609
why integrate when american english is clearly superior

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>>131912471
Stop flirting with him m8, he's not welcome here.

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>>131912737
sure i am. what are you going to do about it

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>>131912737
flirting? don't be ridiculous. dutch-kun is my friend

Met an intellient, beautiful girl, lads. The only problem is she drinks pints. I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with that.

https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/06/29/people-angry-about-hillsborough-werent-even-victims/amp/

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>>131912546
It's called The Guardian

>>131906349
Miranda Kerr is amazing.

>>131912601
Do they not have toilets on board

>>131912654
The Speedometer would indicate they where at least going 125km/h

Just got back from boxing lads. Lots of working-class black kids there who are probably involved in petty crime but using boxing as a means to teach themselves discipline and amount to something better than life going in and out of jail. Feeling VERY urban desu

>>131912914
shes a tranny you virgin

>>131912846
God bless the Republic of China.

>>131913023
Poofter detected

>>131912914
Give her a roofie so she blacks out and then convince her she has an alcohol problem. No rape though, the roofie is only to get her nervous about her drinking.

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>>131912576
It would be a hard A if arse was just a different pronunciation of ass, but it's a different word entirely
>>131912976
That face though

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>>131913112
yup

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>>131912976
Best thing to come out of Australia since Steve Irwin

>>131913023
Maybe they are all preparing for the race war

>>131912601
Mine is normally around 12hr so quit your bitching.

>>131913080
She most certainly isn't. Anyway, I've thought it over and pints aren't too bad. I suppose.

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>>131912039
The drivers VK account is id139641745

>>131912968
I said educational kek

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UP POMPEII!

>I never seem to get it

>>131913388
Exact same thought went through my head when I spotted a couple of chaps who looked Somalian practicing on the heavy bags. Are they nice lads who are just interested in boxing? Or are they operatives of al-Shabaab/ISIS who are training for a terrorist attack? Only tim will tell.

>>131912914
Drinking pints sounds more on the side of autism than loutishness. I'd easily make such a minor concession personally.

>>131913308
Look, we let you keep your superfluous U's and we tolerate you pronouncing the H in herb, but thus we can not yield on. Let Arse be relegated to an esteemed position in the history of the English language. The keyword being history.

>>131907095
>1

>2

>3
the rah

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REEEEEE STOP BEING CONSERVATIVE

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>>131913237
>Give her a roofie so she blacks out
No need to lad. She passes out after two pints anyway. Also, she fits in my ruck sack, so carrying her home is easy.

>>131913646
>
That actress kinda looks like Michelle Tranchenburg.

>>131913458
have you had a feel to see if her cocks bigger than yours ?

>>131913786
Americans have such faggy voices. Gtfo and go back to /ptg/

>>131913646

Valerie Leon

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>131913881
is that a cgi goblin ?

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>>131913881
is that what a typical british woman looks like?

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>>131913786
Whatever you say, Hank.

>>131913881
If she would just ditch the smoking she would be perfect.

>>131913612
>139641745
No idea how to covert that ID number to a usuable VK page.

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>>131913413
I wasn't. Just wanted some You's

>>131913870
>conservatives
>conservative
which country do you live in

>>131914012
>Americans have such faggy voices.
It is honestly funny you say that. My friends and I play a game when we hear British men speak, it is called "is he gay or just British?"

>>131913672
where's the boxing club?

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>>131914184
>No idea how to covert that ID number to a usuable VK page.

/139641745

just like you would with FB, main url then id, there's not much there bar a few pics, wont let me post the full url because of spamfilter

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>>131914048
Alas I am Lurcio irl (iron hoof)

Surrounded by beautiful females who amuse but unwilling to do anything about it

>>131914386
My friends and I don't think about Americans at all t.b.h. We just shun you

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>>131914535

>>131914498

I allways like Frankie Howerd 2bh lad, smutty 60s and 70's double-entandre humor never fails to amuse me

>>131906591
I'm a 2nd generation Bangladeshi and plan on moving to Canada/US once I have more experience in my field and get a job over there, after a while hopefully move my whole family over there.

Hopefully by my children's generation Bangladesh will be habitable and we can be mermaids n shieet and return to our ethnic homeland.

>>131914390
London, although shan't reveal more than that as it's potentially doxxable information.

>>131914491
>id139641745
Forgot the id like a idiot.

>>131914535
Now, now, no need to get the panties in a bunch. You can't control your somewhat feminine accent.

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>>131914949

>>131914842
Same, but will it endure or will it be as forgotten as the Ealing comedies are now...

>>131914859
>I'm a 2nd generation Bangladeshi and plan on moving to Canada/US
Please don't. We don't need to import any garment factory fires.

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>>131915051
wrong

>>131915051
Well that is just mean. Where is your famed civility?

>>131907813
>In early April 2013, Umunna's law firm was linked to favourable updates made on his Wikipedia page in 2007, which included a reference to him being tipped as the "British Barack Obama"

>>131915051
Thats about accurate.felt for me. I'm blackspanic so I'm not exactly pale