CDN Morning News: Cant-talk-about-it-ada

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>>131886134

Judicial bump.

Lazarus Leaf threads are the best.

>>131886134
Nice flag.

>>131886207
Nice touch with the weeb shit. Everyone I know is into that.

>>131886134
I have Vatican City "watching me", cause I post news stories, on 4chan.

Cant-talk-aboit-it-ada

>>131886256
I do it,the fans

*dab*

>>131886276
Thanks, I made it myself. /pol voted on it to be Canada's new flag

>>131886207
this pic keep getting better


Rates are going up soon as predcted on /pol:

>The Bank of Canada’s Stephen Poloz has also hinted that he might raise rates, reinforcing the sense of a looming inflection point.

http://www.cetusnews.com/views/ry736cjM4Z?cat=business&title=Global-bond-markets-extend-sell-off

Can't-drink-the-water-ada
>It’s just mind-boggling': Before Canada 150, more than 150 drinking water advisories listed online

http://www.metronews.ca/news/winnipeg/2017/06/29/canada-lists-more-than-150-drinking-water-advisories.html

See, they need to *warm* tourist, or get sued hard if someone gets sick.
Canadians just think Canadian Tap Water is from a mountain spring down the road

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The raising of the interest rates, the dropping home prices = not looking good.

>>131886986
I only drink tap water if it's been boiled or distilled.

Too many chemicals. Canadians don't know how to run their water treatment.

One town got real sick, cause the Manager of the Water Plant was just some guy, hired by his daddy and a drunk.

Canadians........................

>>131887071
I'm uninformed on this, can you give me a quick tl;dr on what it all means?
A quick run down, if you wold

>>131887299
I'm not gonna google things for you. I am sad enough as is without looking at canadian financial data.

However here's an analogy:
Imagine thinking you had 900k in march but you now have 780k. Now imagine the analogy is a month behind and you have less than 750k by now.

That's what is going on for the people who are trying to sell their home.

Even Canadians are WTF-ing this

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/06/29/giant-rubber-duck-canada-150.html

>Torontonians will flock this weekend to an attraction that has no relationship to Canada Day at all: a giant rubber duck.

What cracked out Boomer on city council thought up this??
>Boomers don't do drugs!!! Boomers are perfect!!
Who is Rob Ford?

Rob Ford Jr, thought up this.

>>131887803
Okay, it's bad for the people who thought their home was an "investment"

Well, not like I can afford a home. Good for the Chinese I guess.

I'm just going to occupy an empty house, after the "The Great Dying" in Canada.
Cops won't do shit. I'll just bribe with some weed or something.

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>>131888148
DAILY REMINDER; More than Half of ALL Canadians will die in 40-50 years.

>Canadian seniors now outnumber children for 1st time, 2016 census shows

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/2016-census-age-gender-1.4095360

>More Canadians are 65 and over than under age 15, StatsCan says

http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/statistics-canada-seniors-1.3248295

>>131888148
your id is New MSM.

It's funny because you probably get mnore readerships than most local newspapers.

As for the bubble popping it looks like it means that the Chicoms will get to buy two houses instead of one as most canadians are too poor to take advantage of the pop.

>Canada says court order to pull Google results applies worldwide

>>131888443
That's pretty fucking weird....................my ID........

I guess my task in life is "Doomsayer" for the Canadians.

The markets are getting excited about an interest rate hike from an increasingly hawkish Bank of Canada

>http://www.bnn.ca/bank-of-canada-interest-rate-decision-3-reasons-to-hike-3-reasons-to-hold-1.792401

>>131888810
Yep, you'll get totally different results from Google.com and Google.CA

North Korea tier shit

North Korea-ada

>Darrrr my grandpappy killed 100s of gooks in Korea, fighting for Canadian FREEDOM eh??

Why were commies, killing commies??

MY FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.metronews.ca/news/ottawa/2017/06/29/5-other-canada-day-activities-happening-june-30-to-july-2.html


*DISCLAIMER* Super Homo picture of Canadian men in link

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>>131889209
>North Korea tier shit

pic related:

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>>131889480
Fuck you all, I had too see, so you're going to see it too.

>>131889561

>Gay porn? really?
>nah, Just canadian news.

>>131889561
>Oh Manada

MAN-ada is right

There is 5-7 men, per 1 woman in Canada.

There is towns, with myths about "7 women for every man". Places like Ottawa and Victoria have that myth.
If that was the case, every single guy in Canada, should have 7 girlfriends or at least 1.
No, there is single moms with 4 plus boys from different dads.


Let's talk about that for a minute.
There is a shit ton of single moms, pumping out tons of male babies in this country, right now.
How is the future of no women, no people in Canada going to work??
I feel bad for those kids. Raised by a single mom, in a country like Canada, and you have no chance to ever get laid, cause all the women had boys.

Something in the water??
I'm not kidding, I know several single moms with 2+ boys.

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Home Capital seeks new fall guy:

>Home Capital closes in on new CEO as it sells $252M of residential mortgages
http://www.bnn.ca/home-capital-closes-in-on-new-ceo-as-it-sells-252m-of-residential-mortgages-1.792693

>The company earlier said it expects to record a loss in the second quarter due to costs related to its efforts to shore up liquidity and its shares closed at $16.94, down 1.45 per cent.

>>131889855
What a bunch of weak pathetic looking males................

"Dad bods" all over. This fucking Metro "newspaper" printed an article on how the "Dad bod, is the new hot"
Which made me realize, women are dumb as shit and will think whatever someone tells them.


Fuck a dad bod, fucking slobs. Hit the gym and shave you lazy fucks

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Poilevere is handing out bants all day today and all year this year apparently.

Fucking guy never gives the shitlibs any slack.

https://twitter.com/PierrePoilievre

>>131889961
>Where's all the women??

FOUND ONE!!!

She's dead, like many others

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/06/30/police-to-give-significant-update-on-disappearance-of-young-n-l-woman.html

>Missing young woman was likely murdered, Newfoundland police believe

Jesus fuck, this is like the 3rd young woman in 2 weeks to end up dead.
Whatever those faggots say about the Maritimes is obviously a lie.
It's the scummiest place in Canada, cause that's where the prison ships unloaded.

>>131887870
Why you hate the ducky tho?

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What the fuck is this terrorist nigger doing on our government's commemoration page ?

>>131886986
Water is only fucked on reserves.
The sqaws aren't Canadians.
Canadians have good water.

>>131891075
>necklacing

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>Why do governments do so many things to make people poor, only to spend billions of dollars to rescue them from poverty

>For example, governments have pushed thousands of people to rely on food banks by raising electricity and home heating bills to fund subsidies to wealthy so-called “green energy” investors. The same governments then claim they need new programs to help people put food on the table.

business.financialpost.com/opinion/pierre-poilievre-the-politicians-that-poison-us-with-poverty-are-the-same-ones-who-claim-they-have-an-antidote/

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>>131890982
>>131891107

Send in the clowns!!!
The retards are here guys! Everyday, posting the news, will usher in a gang of Leaftards who fight with me, for posting news, already published for anyone with an internet connection to see.

Only in Canada.

Sad as fuck m8

>Go to 90% White Maritimes "city" in Canada
>Stop for gas, "downtown" in 3 street Canadian "city"
>Get robbed by 3 White Trash Males for your pocket money of $40

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/06/29/man-robbed-by-three-men-at-halifax-gas-station-police.html

>>131891075
In order for the myth of global equality to be immortalized, for it to become the post resolution unique version of events after the tragedy of interracial violent reciprocity the function of the white scapegoat as an ideological construction designed to achieve specific ends must remain obscured.

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Kelly's hammering away:

>Kelly McParland: The Liberals have created a political landscape littered with abandoned promises and policy reversals

>How did it fall apart so quickly? Liberal hubris is a chronic ailment that has afflicted so many previous regimes and seems particularly virulent among PMs named Trudeau

Balanced budgets have been abandoned. Limited deficits are a thing of the past. Electoral reform crashed and burned like a damaged drone. Parliamentary reform turned into an embarrassing retreat as the opposition ganged up against Liberal efforts to bend the House of Commons to its will.

http://nationalpost.com/opinion/kelly-mcparland-the-liberals-have-created-a-political-landscape-littered-with-abandoned-promises-and-policy-reversals/wcm/52b5c2d7-35e4-4d00-8af9-b5a54fc345c8

Back to the good ol days!!! Eating what you can steal!!
>Farmer rattled after pigs, chickens stolen from central Nova Scotia farms

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/06/30/farmer-rattled-after-pigs-chickens-stolen-from-central-nova-scotia-farms.html


Granddad told me a story, they use to have a hired man on the dirt farm, who would keep watch all night for live stock thieves.
>Those were depression times eh?
Guy is 85, he was born in the "Great Depression" of the 1930s.


Guess "The great Depression" lasted a lot longer in Canada

>>131892162
My moms side of the family where probably Bootleggers or some shit.

During Prohibition days, Canada was the leading supplier of illegal liquor in the USA.

BE PROUD CANADIANS!!
MORE CRIMINAL HISTORY FOR YOU PEOPLE TO CHERISH

Being an inbred scumbag loser, is literally in your blood, if you're Canadian.

It's in mine.....................

>>131892385
Marrying your cousins is legal in Canada and was the norm for a long ass time in Canada.

My moms side has the same 2 family names breeding each other for like 2 generations.

I went to school with 2 kids and their parents ARE cousins.
Man that girl is hot too. She had a rep at 14 for going to bars to pick up 30 year olds

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CMHC To return $4B worth of overcharged premiums to Canadians

http://business.financialpost.com/real-estate/mortgages/cmhc-to-give-ottawa-a-special-4-billion-dividend-after-hiking-mortgage-insurance-premiums/wcm/acfaf77a-6177-4944-b854-8d3669b43245#comments-area

>>131892385
On top of inheriting the dirt farm and selling it for millions, story is, my granddad also found a Mason Jar stuffed with $3000 after his dad died.

How in the fuck, does a "poor dirt farmer" come across $3000??

Bootleggers...........

Boomer faggot who did nothing but drink and bitchhike across Canada, inducted into the "Order of Canada" for his "achievement of being a drunk bum loser who watched a hockey game while being a vagrant drifter alcoholic.

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/06/30/order-of-canada-marks-50-years-with-quintessential-canadian-additions.html

>Peter McAuslan was 21 in 1967 when he took three weeks to hitchhike from Vancouver to Montreal, stopping in local pubs to watch the Stanley Cup final along the way.

>It was on July 1, 1967, that the Order of Canada received its first members.

Wow, 1967 SURE IS OLD EH???


Overnight meme country of retards who lived like Pioneer settlers until the 1950s.

>>131893696
He drank beer and watched hockey while seeing Canada
GIVE THIS FAGGOT A FUCKING MEDAL!!!


I should be inducted into the Order of Canada too then.
I've drank from Montreal to Vancouver Island.
I have a DUI
I should be like named "Prince of Canada for Outstanding Achievement in the field of Excellence" or some shit.

LOL Wut??

>CPP Investment Board to buy Houston office portfolio for US$1.2 billion

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/06/30/cpp-investment-board-to-buy-houston-office-portfolio-for-us-1-2-billion.html


Ontario is 286 BILLION in debt.
Where did this money come from??

I hope this company in Houston does their due diligence before getting swindled by some Canadian crooks.

Canadians just can't stop dying from drug over does!

>Vancouver's grim fentanyl death count continues to rise

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/06/29/vancouver-grim-fentanyl-death-count-continues-to-rise-.html


Highest standard of living and quality of life on the planet eh?? Everyone here is so comfy and happy, they resort to opiates for fun. Sadly some die.
GOOD RIDDANCE! If you can't handle your drugs, get out of Canada, eh?? MAN country here. I know crackheads who are 60 and wont die. Been beat up over drug debts, over dosed and died 50 times in ONE DAY!

>>131895098
>Canadians just can't stop dying from drug over does!

Organs for transplant are increasing along with fentanyl ODs.

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Canadians denied their own "culture" and "heritage: by Canadian as fuck, Tim Hortons (owned by Brazilian company)

http://www.metronews.ca/news/calgary/2017/06/29/metro-tim-hortons-poutine-doughnut.html

Poutine, Tim Hortons... meet the Americanized world of food – for Canada's 150th birthday, no less.
Days before the madness of celebrating another Canada Day, the true north strong and free was hit with what many saw as betrayal from the old faithful Tim Hortons.
A doughnut the internet quickly dubbed so vile, or magnificent (the verdict is still out on this one), that everyone across our home and native land had to have a taste.
But that's the rub: It's a United States exclusive.

Americanized food??
You mean, actually HAVING FOOD to eat and buy??


>Darrrr what's Canadian?? Donuts and poutine!! (both invented NOT in Canada)

Why not put a fucking hockey stick on it, to make it SUPER CANADIAN
Make it beer flavored

>>131895638
>Americanized Food

Just what in the fuck????????
See, Americans got SO MUCH food, then can waste it, coming up with ridiculous combos.

Canadians are just happy to eat anything..........


Americanized food...................fuck this country is embarrassing

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>>131895870
>Americanized Food

Canada's "National Dish" is AMERICAN Fucking FOOD

Kraft Dinner, invented in AMERICA

>pic related
>Mapping the origins of a Canadian Classic

Map it all the way to the USA, where it came from.

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>>131896153
Fucking dickhead loser country.
Their National Dish is white trash tier food, stolen from America, their sworn enemy.

>>131889487
What bothers me about this is that I can't seem to find how these people did it. If I try to immigrate to Canada, even though I'm poor and black I still need a fuckton of money and all the legal hoops. I want to believe, but at the same time I can't find evidence that it's true.

>>131895321
Not my problem. I don't use drugs. Guess all these Canadians, dying from ODs, weren't raised right.

>>131896360
Soon whites will be a minority and you'll have trouble proving it is true - they will refine 'white' just like the female penis. reality in canada isn't based on facts.

>her dick

>>131896673
*redefine

All stocks in Canada, going down
Loonie Stronger than ever

WTF???

>Toronto stock index falls as U.S. markets rise; loonie strengthens

http://www.metronews.ca/news/toronto/2017/06/30/toronto-stock-index-falls-as-u-s-markets-rise-loonie-strengthens.html


Canadian word magic

>they were arrested after trying to enter Parliament
They literally asked for it then. Fucking stupid feathers get enough money from us when we could've just killed them off 2 centuries ago like the Spanish did.
>>131887870
Funny enough the Ontario Liberal minister who approved it defended the duck saying it promotes tourism jobs and tourism.
Yes people want to come to Toronto to look at a giant rubber duck. Quacking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atInH4bKyWc

>>131896778
>Canadian word magic

It's not gay to fuck traps in canada. That's how bad it is.

Get to know the Gays of Toronto. The gays are more important than everyone else.

http://www.metronews.ca/views/toronto/humans-of-toronto/2017/06/25/humans-of-toronto-the-pride-edition.html

Lookit how ugly and busted these people are.

Oh ya, down with the Homosexual Elite.
LGTB is literally 1% of the whole world population.
No idea why the 99% are being pushed around by these 1%er homos

>>131897141
The metro brainwashes thousands of people everyday in Toronto. This free newspaper should be banned. All race/gender baiting articles. Sad.

>>131897091
With all the single moms, giving birth to males, the population of trannies and faggots will rise even higher in this country.


USC Berkley, did a study on human sexuality and transgenders.
Gay males, are not attracted to traps/shemales/trannies whatever the fuck you want to call them
Why??
Cause they look like women and act like women.
Gay men, like men.
Straight males, like women. So being turned on by super hot trannies, literally isn't gay. Besides 1 body part, they look and act like women.

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>>131897543
Too bad Canadians are ugly as fuck and busted.
No Brazilian Quality Shemale pornstars around this country.
Just pale,scrawny, ugly beta males in a wig and ill fitting womens clothes.

Sad as fuck.

>pic related
Real Woman or Tranny??

"She" has a 12 inch dick.

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>>131898123
in the future some canadians will find out that their mom is really their dad

>>131898123
"She" spends more time and $$ on looking like a woman, than most REAL Canadian women would ever consider.

I don't give a fuck,.I'd stick my dick in "her" ass, over some fat scumcunt leafette with a "rockabilly" style.

>>131898322
I know a girl who has 2 dads.

Let's trigger some Leaftards!!

Successful Pajeet, thanks Canada!!

>Pakistan-born cafe owner thanks Canada for success

http://www.metronews.ca/news/edmonton/2017/06/29/pakistan-born-cafe-owner-thanks-canada-for-success.html

Hey white leafs, your parents own a business? No?? Didn't think so..........
White Canadians don't own shit in this country.

>>131886134
Canada superpower by 2020 confirmed.

>>131896673
I'm having trouble right now proving this is true. The only way I know for a fact that it really happens is immigrating to the US by paying a coyote. Canada is famous, at least in this part, for having a boot licker population that would denounce your illegal status ASAP.

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>>131898877
Check Em

Watch out Mericans! Where' comin for ya! EH??

Daily reminder that the Toronto Police Force is bleeding officers at an alarming rate and they've lost 60% of their cops already. 4 major white shirts (high ranking officers) quit recently because some new police chief got promoted for being black and has now banned things like carding, pat downs, and arming the police.

Our policemen are literally being gutted and hand tied from doing their jobs and understandably they are moving to other police departments in different districts.

Sooner or later this will happen everywhere in Canada though.

What's happening in Sweden with their cops has been happening in Toronto for a while.

>>131900217
One local officer, retired with a full pension, before the police board could lay into him for having sex with and possessing pictures of naked 16 year old. girl,he picked up at recruiting seminar.

Anyone else, would be slapped with child porn charges.
16 is the legal age of consent in Canada (use to be 14. Dunno why they raised it...Considering most leafs are pedos or raised by some)

Anyways, being a cop, and being friends with Crown Prosecutors, he faced no criminal charges.

Another Boomer, breaking the law, knowing all the right people and walking away with a picket full of cash.

Want me to find the article??

>>131900575
Boomers literally changed all the rules to fuck over the youth.
Everything they did as youths, is now ILLEGAL, made illegal, by them.

Cops use to drive you home, if you were drunk driving.
I heard so many stories of it, from Boomers, since I have a DUI
They get a ride home, I get a DUI and criminal record.
Same shit, different times.

>>131900575
It's like in the 1950s, the just opened all the jails in Canada and said
>Here's a job and paycheck. STFU and try to behave. If any asks, Canada is just like America. BETTER even.

>>131900217
>Shootings and stabbings everyday in Toronto
>Police force is getting gutted

Classic fucking Toronto

Canadian Boomers are literally ALL scumtier losers with a huge criminal file, who now occupy all the high paying positions in Canada.

Fat fuck, self-admitted crack smoking, alcohlic, rich as fuck Boomer, is the MAYOR of Toronto.

Fucking disgrace you people are.

>>131894326
>Where did this money come from??
It came from the future

The question is who' going to pay for it and where did it go?

>>131900217
Canada will return to it's roots as a lawless frozen shithole, where only the strong survive.

I'm going to occupy me a mansion, have a harem of the few leafettes left and pay off the small cop force (if it even exists) with weed and women.

If there wasn't winter, it would be A-Okay for me.

Still, I'm going to have me cars, houses, boats, cottages.

More than Half of Canadians are set to die soon.

Regardless of what they think, they can't take that shit with them.

Whole empty country to pick through.

>>131901868
Get into grandpappies Lincoln and cruse across a deserted Canada to BC, find me a Condo by the harbor, find an abandoned weed grow op, collect some street urchin leafettes, get some guns from Seattle.

I'll run me a crew of serious bad asses.
>Run with me, or run from me.

Even in jail,. the bosses left me alone, dispite breaking rules (by accident obviously. NEVER whistle in jail. )
Heck, I played poker for the BANK in jail. Now I know you autism don't know shit, but that's a high fucking honor. Poker literally puts people in stitches in the inside. One guy owed like his breakfast for a year, cause of poker.
That's a testament of my poker skills and how everyone treats me like I'm 10ft tall.

>>131886134
>daily selfhate leaf rambling thread always by the same guy
I think you need to find some help bro

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>>131902871
THESE THREADS ARE GOLD

>>131890790
Newfoundland isn't in the Maritimes dumbass.

>>131902871
CBC, Metro news must "need help" too then.
Every single fucking day, those autism print the news
Like holy fuck, am I right??
Calm down eh?? Try going outside eh??

>>131904210
>Newfoundland isn't in the Maritimes dumbass.

Oh, ya just RIGHT BESIDE it, not part of it though
Been fun kids, i gotta go pay rent now.
Canada, the land where it's a privilege to pay 60-90% of your earnings just to have a shit shcak to sleep in.

>>131904571
Looks like someone needs to go back to geography class.

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>>131904571
Hi, Goodmorning
Hows the best country doing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZntyiqpWKw&ab_channel=LaurenSouthern

>>131895098
>over does!