This is what atheists actually believe

>>131867518
/thread

>>131867518
So?

>>131867725
so you're a dinosaur.

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>>131865334
Atheists BTFO

>>131868331
Atheists hate this fish

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>>131865334

>>131868428
WTF I love the Murray cod.

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A shark that lived 25,000,000 years ago

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>>131868568
A shark that lives today
Where's the evolution?

>>131868595
No gills on the side like in the first image

Checkmate christfag

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This is a snake that lived 60,000,000 years ago

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>>131868693
This is a snake that lived today, where's the evolution?
>>131868677
It does have gills zoom in

>>131868595
Sharks are so perfect they dont really need evolution

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>>131868428
>>131868331
>>131865334
>Creationist's "logic" = it looks dissimilar and morphic change can't possibly happen over time.
If this image of a creature with gills and a tail can turn into YOU within 15 years, then why is the change that occurs over 15 million years so hard to fathom?

Creationism is the new cringe, who would have thunk it

>>131868729
Doesn't evolution imply nothing is created perfect?

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why are faytheists unable to explain the bug bang? I thought it was science

>>131868799
No.

>>131868759
Because the world isn't that old, all logic points to a young earth

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>>131868759
Do evolucucks ever get tired of getting so BTFO all the time?

>>131868832
So how come the shark, the ceolocanth, the crocodile, the nautilius, the sea turtle, the dragon fly and so many other creatures are "perfect"

>>131868857
>all logic points to a young earth
>logic
I do not think you know what this word means.

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>>131868832
yes it does tou retard. It can always improve

>>131868774
Wrong. Atheists and their evolution fairytale are the new cringe.

>>131865334
You saying that

TWEET

>>131868938
Because they can't do what they do any better.

>>131869022
Atheists are just blind sheep who accept anything the media tells them, they go on these clickbate fake websites and see some new article about how "we 100% proved evolution trust us look at this rock" and will say you're retarded because you believe in God

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Why is the Bible always right fedorafags?

>>131869147
Yes they can, if they just try a little harder

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This is what Christcucks actually believe

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Hello, did you go to the beach and see me? Well an evolutionist would say you're crazy because I supposedly lived 80,000,000 years ago

>>131865334
This such a cute picture lowkey

>>131869254
Jesus isn't a zombie, he's not the living dead he is living
You don't eat his flesh, if it were his literal flesh you'd be sinning, this is just the belief of one church and does not reflect the bible
It might not have been a snake, God cursed the serpent to crawl on the ground, it could have been a very different creature before God cursed it, maybe God cursed it to become a snake?

>>131869022
If tomorrow (((scientists))) claim that the earth is squared they'll immediately believe it and won't shut up about how anybody who doesn't accepts this new dogma is a retard.

>>131869147
So thay cant get faster or better eyesight at all? That would be an improvement

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>>131869354
oh so it wasn't actually a talking snake just a creature the became a snake after God cursed it?

Wow that explains everything makes so much more sense

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>>131869254

>>131869410
How come humans could develop from dumb apes to learn to speak and read and make bombs but no animal can ever improve like this?

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>>131869254
That's what your (((masters))) told you about Christianity?

>>131869436
>that pic
someone clearly hasnt even read the first 5 chapters of Genesis

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>>131865334
I love that pic

>>131869254
> taking jewish myths literally and than saying christians believe it.

maybe the anglo heretics. real christians dont argue over that stupid shit, we know God made us. what difference does it make if we were a bit more hairy in the past?

>>131869436
The trinity is a lie made up by the Catholic church, the Roman emperor Constantine invented it in the 4th century at the council of Nicaea. Before this time the trinity didn't exist

>>131869474
Not all of us did. Whites and Asians did so because were always being invaded.

>>131869667
If you believe in God you reject the bible, God made us perfect when he made us he said that we are good, evolution implies God made an error designing us

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>>131869667
>Calls people that believe in creationism heretics
Can you even be this retarded?

>>131869196
They don't need to.

>>131869764
So what don't elephants evolve they keep getting attacked by niggers

>>131869829
Who decides that?

>>131869764
blacks and hispanics are still way smarter than animals

>>131867518

Not all of them and only throughout a very late period.

Dinosaurs lived on earth over 170 million years.

>>131869254
You can make everything sound stupid if you word it correctly.
>EATING FOOD
>Believing that by eating plants and animal flesh your organs magically extract some sort of living energy from a bunch of dead carbon and oxygen keeping you alive
This is what food eaters unironically believe.

>>131869548
>>131869600
>dies
>comes back to life
>claims he sacrificed his life and you owe him

LOL typical Jewish antics

>>131869833
Niggers only recently upgraded from spears. Before white man gave pavement apes gun powder they survived just fine.

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>>131869898
>170 million years
Ummm no sweetie the earth is only 6,250 years old. That's not possible.

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>>131869955

>>131869829
This is the point and I hope the people here are just memeing to be honest. This creationism thing recently reminds me of what happened to Iran and Afghanistan; there's a blowback against progressive culture but some retards are taking it too far in calling for white Sharia and a total rejection of science.

>>131870026

I want to believe that your just baiting. I really do. Sadly Ive met alot of Americans in real life that told me evolution wasnt real.

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>>131870026

>>131865334
large theropods and modern birds don't have a direct lineage. Their common ancestor diverged lots of million years ago.

>>131867518
small theropods, aka the subcategory of dinos that evolved into birds had them. The rest - didn't.

>>131869792
we are Gods chilldren, as all younglings we are meant to improve, and grow. that is also the answer to the atheist who ask, why does God let all the bad things happen. if we dont learn from them and just expect God to fix everything we would have ended up being retarded. sometimes you need to throw your kid in the water if you want it to learn how to swim.

>>131869955
>you owe him
>still hasn't read the Bible

>>131869792
Yeah mate but what if God wanted the evolution to happen? It'd be a perfect way to weed out the smart ones from the chimps still living in Africa.

>>131870119
Read the entire thing.

Shame most Christcucks can't say the same.

>>131869990
I like how they made the white one die off while the darkest one is most able to spread its genes. Really makes you think.

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>>131870110
it was b8 but i do believe its 6250 years old

>>131869990
Oh fuck the niggers are gonna overtake us. And it's all the jews fault,they pushed the commie propaganda and the atheist idiocy.
"Lol christianity is for stupid people"

Yeah which is why it helped us "stupid" people survive and thrive this long. And now that atheism and progressivism is on the rise we're dying.

Good job.

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>>131865334
Talk tough, get cock'd

>>131868677
Ummm... there are gills.

Wtf, how would a shark not have gills?

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>>131865334

A lot of Christians believe that too, retard.

I don't know what's more pathetic, the athiests coming into here to defend their beleif as an anon, or the christfags that are basically doing the same insecure fedora bullshit

>>131870026
Do American protestcucks ironically believe that the Bible is to be taken 100% literally and the Earth is 6250 years old? Meanwhile I've listened to an actual Orthodox priest talk about how the Bible is metaphorical in many ways.

>believes Jewish sandnigger fairytales written thousands of years ago.
>rejects modern European science
>says you wear a fedora and tip it
Checkmate atheists

>>131870092
It's not bait he's right the Earth is about 6,000 years old, and America is the only country that doesn't accept authoritarian dictatorships like in Europe, where your leadership force you to believe this false narrative and questioning it leads to you being shunned by your community

>>131870194
What if it isn't 6250 years old and god exists, but he just wanted to be the biggest dick in the world by operating nature throught evolution and never telling anybody about himself or leaving proof.

>>131870198
>believe that a man built a boat big enough for him to put two of every animal on it
>believe that all the animals today come from these animals
>claim you aren't stupid

You aren't fooling anyone, bud

>>131870182
then you werent paying attention or forgot. You sont owe Jesus anything. If you dont accept him his fine with that but you wont be after you die

>>131870317
Orthodoxy is heresy than if the believe that

Chrisrcucks/trolls get out!
Sage.

>>131870138
>wanted evolition
then he would have said it in the Bible and not contradict it

>>131870200
Chickens are fucking brutal, man. Ever saw a cock take on a horned viper?

Literally everybody in this thread is a mental retard.

God created a universe full of wonder for us to discover. The entire point of science is to unveil the mysteries of His universe. If you're the kind of person to blindly ignore clear evidence that He planned his creations to improve and change over eons.

The Bible is not literally saying that God created the cosmos in seven goddamn days. It's a figurative representation of His process of making literally EVERYTHING from nothing. Speaking of which, that's an interesting theory: the Big Bang could basically have been that moment in time when God did actually start creation (though we don't know if he necessarily said "Let there be light" specifically).

>>131870344
>You don't owe Jesus anything
>You have to believe his bullshit or you will burn in hell for eternity

>>131867518
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

http://www.conservapedia.com/Counterexamples_to_Evolution

>>131868728
You don't need to evolve once you reach optimal condition for your surroundings. Thus snakes didn't evolve since then. Same with humans, and any other creature.

>>131870317
they should atleast

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>>131865334
thats actually not true, birds descended from smaller theropods, not the T-Rex

Read a fucking book you waste of air

>>131870138
if god wanted evolution, he would have made it perfectly clear that he wanted anything that can't provide its own worth should be killed or at least cut off from the gene pool
lack of evolution is the problem with modern society, we need the shits to be filtered out

>>131870415
Yeah, like bible does not contradict itself.

>>131870362
the only heretical thing about orthodox is that they reject the pope. and after seing this one in action i cant realy blame them

>>131870470
It's mostly your countrymen who believe this retardation. Even Australian Christcucks aren't retarded enough to believe creationism. Even the Catholic church realised creationism is fucking dumb.

>>131870362
Catholicism and Orthodoxy are the only two true versions of Christianity, and they both believe that. Protestantism was OK at first but I suppose you all enjoy your gay clergy.

>>131868729

There is no perfect everything is chaos

>>131870254
only the one's that think their book is a bullshit meaningless metaphor and are dishonest about their own faith

go and take Turkish education if you don't believe in the evolution theory

>>131870343
Again. The Bible being taken literally is indeed a retarded idea. If you look at it figuratively it suddenly makes much, much more sense. The Flood makes a lot more sense if you consider it to be an apocalyptic event that only certain animals survived; if you have ancient people who have no idea of what evolution is and what God means when he's talking about this, of course they're going to think "he put all the animals on a boat and that's how we have them!".

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>>131870335
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/125637346/#125637346

>>131870470
this burger gets it

>>131870476
how is that oweing him anything?

>>131869629
Potato

>>131870470
Yes God did, if it didn't happen why would the bible say it did? Christians denying scripture are worse than an atheist, you believe in God but deny his word.
>>131870545
It doesn't
>>131870557
The pope is a leader of the false church, Catholicism has rejected God's word for almost 2,000 years and introduced false doctrine, the catholic dogma says the pope is God on earth! This is heresy

>>131865334
>WE WUZ T-REXES AND SHIT???

>>131870574
>calls proddies gay while your priests molest little boys

>>131870722
>>131870530

>>131865334
I believe in god, but this doesnt make evolution to some degree false per se.

>>131870572
I believe in God because I don't think everything existing from an initial state of nothingness to be possible without some sort of catalyst. Even if God was just flipping the switch, that's still reason to believe in his existence. Being so utterly retarded as to say "it just happened one not-day!!!" is incomprehensibly stupid.

>>131869792
>evolution implies God made an error designing us

What is climate change?

Anyone who isn't a non Abrahamic monothiest is a fucking moron
that shit contradicts with reality and itself enough to tie my 9 foot dick in knot
athiests are retards because they look at the infinite patterns and coincidences of the universe and actually beleive in their pea brains that it can happen on its own
a shitty arguement they use of "who created god" can be used to "then where did the mass of the big bang come from"

>>131870599
If the Bible is figurative then why isn't Jesus figurative? Why is sin not figurative?

Why do you get to pick and choose what is figurative and what is literal?

>Be God
>Explain to humanity what you're all about in a book
>Decide to do it with secret meanings and metaphors
>90% of retards who read it take it literally

Yeah God seems like a dumbshit too

>>131870752
Oops:
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/04/13/us/abuse-by-clergy-is-not-just-a-catholic-problem.html

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/29/protestants-abuse-catholics-methodist-church

Theists always fail to connect dots.

>>131868428
atheists HATE him

>>131870808
Non existent

>>131870832
nope. there is no reason to

>>131870690
Try reading Genesis 1:1–2:3
and Genesis 2:4–19, in the first god makes man in his own image and in second from dust.

And do not give me that bullshit about "its two versions of the same story, but this stuff we have to study literally".

>>131867518
Atheists eternally btfo

>>131870415
Already explained that in another post, pal.

>>131870522
Come on, man.

>>131870537
Well, we have modern medicine today, which is preventing many from perishing.

>>131870470
Fucking this. It says in the Bible that the Earth was created in seven days? That probably means that it was made gradually as per God's will - and modern science doesn't contradict this.

>>131870690
> the pope is God on earth!
no actually, it says he is Peters deciple

>>131870795
>Things existing from an initial state of nothingness is impossible
>Except for God because I said so

Christcuck 'logic'

I personally take comfort in the fact that I share an ancestor with a sea cucumber. It means I can act like a sea cucumber with no fear of punishment in the afterlife since evolution disproves God.

>>131869805
maybe he is dishonest, but at least he is not a sub 100 iq scum

>>131870819
It's not secret it's all there plain as day, people just like to imagine hidden meanings and secrets behind it, like when the author writes something and your English teacher says something dumb like how he ate bacon and eggs is a metaphor for his boring life, maybe he just likes bacon and eggs and maybe God meant what he said.

>>131865334
if god made adam from dust why is there still dust?

>>131865334
>We were all born in a magical garden when 2 white naked people fugged next to a tree with magical fruits and talking sneks
This is what christcucks actually believe

>>131870752
I've never heard of an Orthodox priest touching little boys, meanwhile there were sure as fuck many Protestant ones.

>>131870894
hopefully we will hit the point where we can with 100% accuracy modify genes to get these autustic shitshows and retards off my planet

>>131870882
yeah he made adam from dust and adam in his own image(looks like him)
If you think thats a contradiction you mist be very retarded

>>131870819
You have no way of determining exactly what is God or how the Bible came to be a physical book. Additionally, not everything in the Bible is on the exact same level. Some parts of the Bible are intensely personal; such as that describing the life of Jesus. Some covers huge, wide-reaching events, such as Genesis and the Flood. I'd say that those segue into a more figurative state of description than, say, Jesus speaking to the disciples.

Also remember that the Bible is interpreted and reproduced by people. Who knows what the -original- Bible was like, and how was it created? Did God just materialize it? Did he speak to somebody who wrote it? When did he write it exactly? Over time the Bible changes, bit by bit. It might be intentional, or just small things like quirks in translations, but it changes.

>>131870819
because the style of writting changed from the times of the old testament to the times of the new testamen. God didn't write the bible Himself he ispired people to do it.

>>131870989
Only Protestantism makes sense, you have to reject orthodoxy and Catholicism because they ignore half the bible and claim the rest is metaphors and not true. This is heresay

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea

Hey guys, what do you want to pick and choose today?

>>131870909
God isn't made out of matter, though. And as far as I know, there is no law of physics concerning divine spirits.

>>131870981
But that is FIGURATIVE!

Not like Jesus and dying for our sins and all that - that is all literal because my entire belief system would crumble otherwise

>>131870909
how did the speck to create the big bang get here when that breaks physics and God doesn't follow physics?

>>131870949
english class went on full damage control for that puke on paper "the alchemist"
from the opening prologue it was fucked with a 4th wall breaking author self insert into his shitty mary sue character you don't see again till most of the way through the book

>>131871020
I feel the same way tbqh. We need a purge

>>131871060
Nah

>Why didn't The Bible mention evolution, hmm? Checkmate, Christcucks!

Because evolution didn't exist as a concept yet, and would only serve to confuse people. The Bible is a book on moral authority, going into weird scientific thought for the time would make no sense. Whether by evolution or something else, God still created man. This isn't that hard for many Christians to reconcile.

>>131870900

No the pope is god on earth because he changed gods law there for he must be god because only god can change commandments

>>131871132
Nigger I already explained that to you.

Jesus and whatnot is on an intensely personal scale. We learn about a small group of people.

The Flood, Genesis, are fucking huge events. Of course people, inspired by God, writing them down will record them differently from how they exactly occured. Include fucktons of drifting depictions across time and you get the intensely stylized and figurative depictions we have today.

>>131871100
What caused the Big Bang also isn't made out of matter

>>131871138
That speck also doesn't follow physics.

>>131871132
myth of creation vs an actual historical execution.

>>131871221
it's not that it doesn't mention it, it's that the biblical story contradicts it in numerous ways

couldn't he at least get the order of creation right?

>>131871217
Then go back to your false Church teaching the bible isn't true

2 Timothy 4:3-5
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

>>131871028
Problems always arise when people consider it true and do not consider it in a philosofical manner about what can I find for myself in this day and age and miss the point of the story and stone their misbehaving kids.

>>131868918
Niggers are the common ancestor

>>131870873
That fish completely debunks atheism
You're a blind brainwashed follower that's why you stick to dogmas rather than truth

>>131871280
are you challange or something? what gods laws?
there are jewish common sense ten commandements and two commandemenst of love Jesus made.

>>131871300

>The intensely personal story about Jonah is literal
>Believing a man was eaten whole by a whale and lived in its stomach for three days

LOL

inb4 more backtracking mental gymnastics about how even though the story of Jonah was intensely personal it was somehow not literal

>>131870690
Yes and the Quoran is the word of Allaah

>>131871308
I rhought in the above one you said it wasnt made of matter?

>>131868799
>what are evolutionary pressures

>we evolved from bacteria by the way
>the bacteria created itself from nothing. Also completely randomly and spontaneously
>in a universe which created itself from nothing, completely randomly and spontaneously
And fedoras say they don't believe in fairytales.

>>131871132
The difference is that one can be taken in many ways, and one can't. Jesus dying for your sins and getting crucified is pretty straightforward, meanwhile the story of Adam and Eve could be understood like this, for example: God made man and woman in his image. At the beginning, he was perfectly innocent but as his brain developed, crooked thoughts started appearing and he started to sin. Every man is prone to sin nowadays and no one leads a sin-free life.

>>131871510
Well the Koran is wrong, as soon as you read the first chapter you already see errors and inconsistencies, that's not the case with the bible.

>>131871514
The speck isn't made out of matter and doesn't follow physics

>>131865334
Not specifically the T-Rex though.
t. Atheist.

>>131868918
>that image
you do realize the athiests and christians who beleive in evolution don't ever claim direct descendance from apes, right?
fucking coffee niggers
worse than the spics you shits abandoned

>>131871319
>couldn't he at least get the order of creation right?
???

>>131871319
Didn't he make the sea creatures first, then the land dwelling and flying creatures next, and then humans? That's fairly accurate actually in a general context.

>>131868595
He was a drawing back them, now it's a picture.
Chackmate Christfags.

>>131871564
That would imply God's creation wasn't good though, man and woman were good until they were decided and today we are being deceived still. Look at all the people in this thread who actually believe the kike science, the kikes dont teach evolution in their schools, why is it mandatory in public schools then? To turn people away from God

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>>131871469
>2 of every animal on earth was on a single boat
>Jewish slaves in Egypt

>>131871308
>What caused the Big Bang also isn't made out of matter
Forgive me then, but what the fuck caused the Big Bang then and how the fuck did THAT come to be?

>>131871320
My church doesn't teach that the Bible isn't true. Also muh Sola Scriptura.

>>131871561
non abrahamic monothiesm is the true redpill
science points to a higher being influencing everything
shit like fractals just wouldn't make sense without one

>>131871564
>At the beginning, he was perfectly innocent but as his brain developed, crooked thoughts started appearing and he started to sin
Then why don't this (((god))) do something about it? Why does he/she leave them like that? Huh

>>131865334
>this is what evolutionary biologists, and pretty much anyone who wasn't homeschooled by religious hicks, actually believe

>>131871607
Does science probe that?

>>131871693
so god was a shitty creator because he did not take satan to account?

>>131871662
On the 5th day he made the sea creatures and birds
On the 6th day he made land animals and humans

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>>131871467
http://www.vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/command.htm

>>131871693
the kikes don't teach evolution because they are no better than the shitskins in the middle east

but here you are willing to take your fucking religion from kikes
have fun with a false god, say hi to your brother, the islamist

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>>131870480
>conservapedia.com
lol

>>131865334
this is what theists actually believe athiests believe

>>131871561
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_life
Do not worry, I linked you the simple version.

>>131871564
Incorrect, faggot.

Jesus dying for our sins could be understood as humanity needing to abandon our greed and instead make sacrifices to save mankind or we will eventually be doomed, hence why Jesus was called the 'Son of Man'.

That's a figurative interpretation right there. What makes you say Jesus isn't figurative?

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>>131867518
At last, this repeating thread gets the end it deserves.

>>131871693
>That would imply God's creation wasn't good though, man and woman were good until they were decided and today we are being deceived still.
...which is exactly what both the Book of Genesis said and what I said. In Genesis, the snake represents man's crooked mind which leads him to do wicked things.

>>131871749
I wish you Catholics would stop crying this meme all the time
>>131871826
There has to be a balance with everything in life, if there is Cold there must be hot, if there is wet there must be dry, if there's good there must be evil.

>>131871469
are you so dense that you cant tell a difference between a story and a historical, (some details may be lost do to translation and other errors,) record?

>>131871957
No the serpent is Satan

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>>131869898

Would you call the mid Jurassic late? They had pennaceous feathers by then. Primitive proto-feathers most likely appeared before the Triassic.

> /pol/ science strikes again

>>131871798
I wasnt homeschooled by reliois hicks and believe that. And when we learned about evolition in 10th grade i actually believes in God more because yhe istaelis just magically knew snakes had legs legs right?

>>131871909
I didn't take it from the kikes, if I did I wouldn't believe in Jesus

>>131871777
Because God gave us discernment and free will.

>>131871848
The order doesn't seem too bad. Life originated from the oceans, then crept up on land, with modern humans being the latest.

>>131871435
>That fish completely debunks atheism

nope

>>131871963
Well, how can we tell good from evil and if god is good or evil?

>>131871777
because He doen't want to make is into retards. for evidence look into the post colonial Africa/America, where all the problems are caused and fixed by the evil almighty whitey.

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>>131871881

The world has been created by a giant magical Jew living in the sky a few thousand years ago.

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>>131871654
>>131871654
>>131871662
birds before land animals, plants before sun

>>131871777
The Serb is wrong Satan deceived mankind, and God gave us free will we are only as evil as we allow ourselves to be.

>>131870819
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/125637346/#125637346
The Bible is not figurative and doesn't talk about Divinity. It was just after the Greek influence that metaphysics began to influence Jewish thinking. Before that, they had no ( there is none in Hebrew ) concept of spiritual divinity or Holy Creation.
That is, the Old Testament doesn't talk about God as we understand it, it talks about a real entity that had a covenant with the Hebrews

>>131871912
did you expect thethinkingatheist.com ?

>>131872078
Read the bible, God put the law into everyone's hearts, you don't have to even know God to know the law

>>131865334
You dont have to be an athiest to believe in evolution

>>131871964
>Bible
>historical record
TOP KEK

>>131871749
What caused God and how did he come to be?

>>131872102
nice false flaggging k*kistani

>>131872062
T. Blind follower brainwashed indoctrinated atheist

>>131871943
so magic lightining and magic water made life?

>>131872040
but you beleive in their god, in their chosen form
do you know how many forms of christianity were killed off to find the "right one" which ended split in two anyway
and you beleive your god would actually take form in a mere man, or even communicate with man, when it would serve no purpose to such a being
it's an old barbaric way of thinking, that god would become a man, when it is a being beyond human understanding

>>131872094
This is retarded. They didn't remove anything.

>>131872173
Yes you do

>>131871777
Because God doesn't interfere in one's life just like that. It says pretty clearly in the Bible that is up to man whether he'll willingly lead a life of sin or virtue.

>>131871945
>That's a figurative interpretation right there. What makes you say Jesus isn't figurative?
Because He literally existed. This is accepted among scientists.

>>131872094

yeah i saw that meme pic and i had to see it for myself to belief it

>atheists believe what is correct
>oi vey don't you want to be a good (((christian))) instead of a fedora tipper?

Really stimulates the prefrontal cortex.

>>131872210
No, magic man in the sky made life

>>131872176
nigga can't take another look into what i wrote and then collect your thought and write a reply again.
a little help because i dont want you to overwork your brain. bible is both a story book and a history book.

>>131872223
God isn't the "Jew God" the Jews rejected him, they murdered his only begotten son and became of the synagogue of Satan. They say they're Jews but they lie!
God is the God of all mankind, he made everyone and everything

>>131872061
in one day?

>>131872208
oh the irony

>>131872230
Why?

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>>131872277
Jews would be happy to read your comments

>>131872248
Egypt also existed yet there is no scientific or historical evidence that the Jews were ever slaves there. Even Jewish scholars don't believe that shit.

Just because Jesus existed doesn't mean he did magical David Blaine shit like walk on water. Just because he existed doesn't mean he is the son of God but also God himself who was sent to sacrifice himself to himself to atone for humanity breaking rules that he made.

>>131872115
Making light was the first thing he did retard

>>131872210
We do not know exactly, and that is why we try to know.

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>>131865334
>belief

kindly kys, bottom-feeder cretin

>>131868595
They got a lot smaller. The great white ain't got shit on megalodon

>>131871963
>I wish you Catholics would stop crying this meme all the time
I'm no Catholic and that's no meme. People who've dedicated their lives to the study of theology and faith just might have the authority to say something on that field.

>>131871983
Well, that's quite acceptable. You don't hear Satan talking to you - but sometimes you do have a devilish feeling prompting you to commit sin - perhaps the voice of Satan is working to corrupt you.

>>131870989
>I've never heard of an Orthodox priest touching little boys

https://translate.google.ro/translate?hl=ro&sl=ro&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vice.com%2Fro%2Farticle%2Fev4jpp%2Fromanii-care-l-apara-pe-preotul-care-a-corupt-un-minor

You have now. There are plenty more of them too.

>>131872319
Christianity is illegal to teach in schools in Canada, to teach the bible as fact is called indoctrination, it's against the law and considered child abuse, you have to teach that it's false even in a religious school
Atheism is the norm now, there's more practising Muslims in Europe than Christians, atheism is now the default in the west because you've been brainwashed. 99.9% of atheists never picked up a bible, they just read memes online but every Christian has heard an atheists point of view before

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>>131872227

Then where is idols ? from A Traditional Catechetical Formula

http://www.vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/command.htm

>>131872020
>I wasnt homeschooled by reliois hicks and believe that.
You may as well have been, you stupid fucking hayseed.

>>131872230
>hinduism

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>>131872319
Yes

>>131872310
>In one day?
Nothing wrong with that actually.
Others read it as allegory. But the general order is pretty on point.

>>131872305
how egotistical of you to think a being would do it all for you, or how a being would people to reject it and earliar choose these people as it's children

also him?
disgusting that you would degrade a perfect being to a human concept and biology

>>131872486
The Orthodox Church is called the orthodox Catholic Church, two sides of the same coin.
The church leaders lie, they just want money and membership to go up so they remove controversial ideas and say oh yeah we don't believe in that anymore. If the world refuses to accept the truth then oh well, they refuse to accept.

>>131872397
I like this.

>>131872453
>guy shooting up a church is a Christian
please dont tell me your this retarded

>>131869474
Once you learn to speak, the rest snowballs from that. But humans are the only species with a language complex enough to pass along complex ideas. Ants can communicate, but are limited in what words they can use by caste. Bees can communicate as well, but their language is limited to words like "this way" and "danger". Their language is so limited it doesn't even have a word for "up".
Parrots can be trained to speak and understand English at a fourth grade level, but it takes years in an environment without stress and danger.
Only humans live long enough, are social enough, are smart enough, and have enough downtime to speak. Without the ability to convey complex ideas to each other, we would have remained creatures of instinct ourselves. If you need proof, look at how children who grow up without learning how to speak turn out.

>>131872120
That's kinda what I said.

>>131872176
I'd take it that He always existed - after all, He is divine and that's not easily comprehensible.

>>131872607
Jew in the biblical sense means the people of God, the liars who say they're Jews aren't real Jews that's what the bible says

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>>131872422
so first he created light then he created the sun and the stars? magnificent!!!! :DDDDDDDD

>>131872531
If the Bible is evidence for god Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is evidence for Dumbledore

>>131872514
It is contained in the first commandment. It's pretty obvious.

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>>131872514
>>131872227

Where is it ?

>you shall not bow down to them or serve them;

>>131872678
The universe also always existed

>>131872513
Why is it so wrong to believe in God and science at the same time?

>>131872453
>>131872657
Yeah that kid looks like a definite fedora master

>>131872725
Here's an experiment you can try
When it's night time turn on the light switch (do you have that in Germany?) do you see light? Do you see a sun?

>>131872801
It's not, but sometimes science is wrong but dumb atheists take it as doctrine and accept the truth of it without question. Some things are just common sense

>>131872765
Not sure:
>visiting the iniquity of the fathers
upon the children to the third and the fourth
generation
Where is god fairness and mercy here?

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>>131872758

Meanwhile

you shall not bow down to them or serve them;

>>131872453

Oklahoma bomber was an atheist.

WE WUZ DINOSAURS N SHIIET

Think about the fact that you have to deny evolution to maintain your political beliefs. Better people than you would take that as their cue to find better political views. But you're not a better person ;)

Can you explain to me what an auror is?

Yesterday an angel visited me in a dream and said that I'll find the answers of life in the bible.

I was skeptic and he knew, so he said I should "study the words of the Auror."

When I woke up I was tangled up in my bed sheets.

What dis mean /pol/ ?

>>131872285
Then how do you know what's fiction and what's real?

How do you know Jesus really did all the insane magical shit like multiply fish and turn water into wine? Why did you choose to believe that real if other parts of the Bible are made up stories like you said?

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>>131872811
so he created a giant lamp? and that nourished the plants? and then he removed it and replaced it with the sun? COOL, funny that the earth did not even exist before the sun :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>131872227
Catholics are constantly worshipping false idols.

>>131872725
Yes like how it will be on new earth

Rev 21:23
And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof.

>>131872931
The Catholic Church is idolatrous and full of false doctrine

>>131872415
His existence means that He's not figurative, which was your original point.

>>131872503
Still less than the Westerners.

>>131872637
We're entering politics now - there is no doubt that most churches nowadays have been compromised but this is just the minor, honest clergy we're speaking of.

>>131868331
Why? This meme is just another version of the "If dogs evolved from wolves, how come there are still wolves?" argument.

>>131872975
I'm just saying, you can make light without sun, why can't God? He only created the entire universe

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>>131872753
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/125637346/#125637346

>>131872785
For as long as since the Big Bang happened.

>>131872992
My point is that he could the whole 'son of God' and dying for our sins business could be figurative. God creating the universe could also be figurative. God himself could be figurative. So far I haven't heard a convincing argument why it's not.

>>131872992
If they are honest why do they allow themselves to be part of this heretically blasphemous cult? They should reject it and teach the words of the bible, not false man made doctrine. The church is infiltrated by Satan, he's deceiving mankind from within and outside of the church

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>>131872975
>COOL, funny that the earth did not even exist before the sun :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>131872963
Think about the fact that you have to deny God to maintain your political beliefs. Better people than you would take that as their cue to find better political views. But you're not a better person ;)

>>131873002
They claim that fish didn't evolve for 65,000,000 years.

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>>131870530
>ezekiel 23:20
>its real
jesus

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>>131872753
>Comparing the entire universe to the delusions of an alcoholic whore

>>131873083
Whatever caused the Big Bang always existed.

>>131872975
creating light =/= creating the sun

>>131873180
I forgot how autistic Germans are

>>131865334
And christkikes believe that jews are the chosen people.

>>131872931
>>131872991
I'm not a theologist, but I suspect the prohibition is for images other than the one of the Jewish god.

>>131865334
Atheists are disgusting low class people, or middle class faggots like Owen Jones with no morals.

>>131873214
Yeah there are stories about harlots in the bible

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>>131873043
>t-take that fedoras

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>you shall not bow down to them or serve them;


B-but god kissing is oke right ?? checkmate god not in your commandments

>>131873276
No, you can't make idols at all not even of God

>>131873320
yes i answerd yoir question

>>131873268
Read the bible
Revelation 3:9
Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

This is why (((they))) try so hard to destroy Christianity, (((they))) don't want you to know the truth!

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>>131873264
>refuting arguments is autism

yes man i am a massive autist

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>>131872513
It's allowed in private schools.

You think you should get tax dollars to teach children desert kike mythology in place of actual sciences?

Shit, I suppose we should teach Greek mythology and pronounce it as fact, too.

You fundamentalists are just as retarded as the backwards goatfuckers over in sand land.

>>131873343
That's Muslim tier retardness.
>"You shall not make for yourself a graven image,
or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above,
or that is in the earth beneath,
or that is in the water under the earth"

Are you saying we should forsake all artistic representation?

>>131873496
or all these jesus statues
>b-but it's something completely different

>>131873213
Actually it is kind of interesting. Based on evolution, genetic mutation is unavoidable. It should be impossible for a species to remain almost entirely the same for that long. Based on the tenets of evolution, at least some base pairs of DNA are new mutations from parents to offspring. On a long enough time-scale, no species should remain the same (according to evolutionary thought).

>>131873446
because you didnt

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>>131873466
(((actual science)))

>>131873466
No it's not, it's illegal in Canada in all schools
>>131873496
That means for worship

>>131873135
You choose to believe whether it's figurative or not, so I can't really convince you. But something as huge and straightforward as God being figurative? I wouldn't bet on that.

>>131873147
Your belief is literally heresy.

>>131873234
So God.

>>131873563
No it's not I agree with you, you shouldn't make idols of him and bow down to them, you shouldn't make an idol of anything the bible very clearly forbids this

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>>131873620
LOOK MOM, I POSTED THE FEDORA MEME AGAIN
>>131873612
The earth did not exist before the sun, did the plants float around in space?

>>131873751
Why is it heresay?

66 people have kept this thread alive, for whatever reason. Most of them didn't sage, therefore we have a recurring bait thread with 294 responses.

You are all retards. Sage goes in options fields.
>You share a board with these faggots

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>>131873677
this is exactly n*rmalfags don't take the JQ seriously
>>131873779
at least you are honest about it, so any kind of sculpture, drawing is a sin?

>>131873796
How do you know the Earth didn't exist before the Sun?

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>>131873083
big bang isnt real neither is evolution

>>131873719
Why? It's not specified.

>>131873940
*why n*rmalfags don't take the JQ sseriously

>>131873807
Catholicism and Orthodoxy have existed since 1054. Protestantism came to life as an offshoot of Catholicism. The Catholic Church (the parent) rejects this belief. It is therefore a heresy.

>>131865334
Christians can believe this too. You don't have to take the stories in bible literally to appreciate the wisdom and teachings in them. The genius of bible is in how its stories can be interpreted either literally or figuratively, but the morals of the stories stay the same. That's why your average Joe and the smartest rocket scientist can both be devout Christians. And many like me simply appreciate what Christianity has given to the world, western world especially, without really having faith ourselves.

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>>131873896
Sooner or later they'll grow out of their edgy atheist phase. We are just helping them to do it faster with solid evidence and reasoning.

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>>131873186
I voted Trump, I love my guns and I live innawoods.

And that dosen't mean I have to be a complete fucking retarded. And if I saw legitimate evidence of the existence of God, or truth to the creationist worldview, I would consider changing my views, because I'm not a fucking child.

>>131869461
>We are unsure what sparked the big bang
>Therefore nothing caused it

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>>131874010
>You don't have to take the stories in bible literally

actually you do thats what it means to believe in god
you dont believe
which makes you not a christian

>>131873983
Nigger the Bible literally makes explicit references to a round Earth while it doesn't say once that it is flat. There are literally tons of proof which validates the fact that the Earth is round.

>>131873967
explained for dummies:
https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/sun-age/en/

>>131873993
lol wut. Catholicism strayed from its own path. Protestantism went back to what the church classically was, before the heresy of multiple corrupt Popes changing the doctrines to suit their desires.

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>>131874123
the burger is absolutely retarded but at least he is honest

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>>131874141
nope the bible supports a flat earth if you knew what the firmament was

>>131868595
what are expecting them to evolve into? a cat?

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>>131874046
this thread and pic
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/125637346/#125637346

>>131868696
I thought da joos did it

>>131874145
Enjoying the (((nasa))) kool-aid?

>>131874023
>solid evidence and reasoning
Kek

>>131874145
Oh, (((science))) that shit they keep revising every few decades or so. Yeah, I'm sure they're totally right *this time*

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>>131868595
evolution happens when there are significant changes to your environment. if everything stays the same, why change?