How did this man become President?

>bleeding from facelift
These fucking ghouls and their plastic surgery

Shitposter-in-Chief

Dude is LITERALLY bombing ISIS while casually engaging in /pol/-tier bantz against journalists

It's like he is fighting 12 wars at once. It's the most insane thing I have ever seen in my life, and probably one of the crazier things I've even read about.

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>>131857409

If you've seen its father as he aged you'd understand why it got so much plastic surgery

It's father was like the ultra proto globalist grandfather who caused a lot of the problems we have nowadays. The only reason it has a job now in media is because of its father


Once you become more plastic than human you're an object and should be referred to as such in pronouns

>born too soon to explore deepspace
>born too late to explore earth
>born right on time to see the best president get elected

>>131858111
Seriously, fuck George Washington, fuck Lincoln, fuck Theodoore, and even fuck Andrew Jackson.

Trump is like a one man fucking army fighting the entire planet. It is hard to believe it, even when I'm watching it with my own eyes.

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>>131857527
Hes literally the king of bantz its insane that this is even real I love every second of it, the dude became the leader of our country and STILL shitposts. He is the embodiment of the internet.

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>fuck yeah!

>>131857229
>How did this man become president
We voted for him and the elites and shit just didn't have enough bullshit in place to cover it up.

>>131858111
outer space is shit, I'd blow it up if I could

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>>131857229
I'm not sure what is funnier? his tweets or the media shitstorm everytime

>>131862055
this

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>>131857229
>>walk into living room in underwear
>>make a pot of coffee
>>put laptop on kitchen table
you have a coffee maker in you're living room, but go into the kitchen to put down you're laptop?

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>>131857229
>fat
CHECK
>autistic
CHECK
>a blabbering moron
CHECK
>a zionist cock puppet
CHECK
>greedy money-grubber
CHECK
>inbred
CHECK

literally, the most fitting burger president EVER.

>>131857614
Is he bombing ISIS in between of arming ISIS?