>Christcucks actually believe this sack of shit

>>131846587
>believes in dinosaurs and evolution
>says noah's ark is a lie

>>131846944
>believes in fairy tales
>says science is a lie

>>131847086
''science'' was heavily created by the ''fairy tale'' believers.

>>131846587

Evolution is a lie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJDgVlv55Uw

>>131847229
Your lie was created by a fairy tale believer.

>>131846587
>no, you don't understand!

>>131846587

Religion is bullshit but it's useful bullshit

>>131847086
>believes in fairy tales
>says science is a lie
>gets proven wrong repeatedly
>changes their position slightly to allow for scientific explanations
>WE WUZ ALWAYS SCIENCE

FTFY

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>>131846587
>believes in science
>cant prove the big braaaap
lel
\

Please, explain to me how you can build a ship, solely from wood, that's able to store every creature on Earth?

>>131847321
>AYO
>sucks trap dick
>SO YOU BE SAYIN
>tips fedora
>WE WUZ
>looks at pluto
>MONKEYS 'N' SHIEEEEEEEEET MANE?

>>131847415
Are people of my country really this retarded? No wonder Eurofags make fun of us. They may be politically retarded but holy shit are they right about you evangelical faggots.
>being gullible enough to believe in children's fairly tales that the creators probably created an non literally in the first place

>>131847701
Jewish magic according to christcucks.

>this I can deffend:

The great flood story is a commonality among many very separate ancient civilizations.

When the ice age was coming to an end, great inland lakes formed. They also released very quickly into the sea. Leading to massive rises in sea level in very few days.

Oral history distorts it over time...
Bigger boat, more animals...all died

TL;DR: floods caused by end of ice age

based on the Epic of Gilgamesh
it was two of every animal on his farm
maybe 8 animals total
not every animal on the planet

>>131847709
>Thinks giant lizards lived for millions of years and a giant fucking rock killed them.

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>>131847701
cedars of Lebanon
but really, the tale isn't a literal story. only bible belt dumb shit Baptists believe it

>>131846587
If there was an all powerful God, why wouldn't He have been able to do this?

The thing you need to investigate is the symbolism behind the miracle. If God did this then what does it mean and what does it show about the nature of God?

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>>131848066
I'm just wondering: Which stories in the bible should be taken as literal then?

Surely one would have to take Adam & Eve as literal, because they committed the original sin which Christ died for.

Right?

>>131847978
>Thinks their bones are just "gawd testing us"
Kys

>>131847706
You certainly articulate yourself like a monkey.

>>131847845
But according to the tale, every creature that wasn't on his ship died. So you're telling me all but 8 animals died?

>>131848190
why would a ''dino skeleton'' be put on display easy enough for someone to waltz in and take it?

>>131848183
>Surely
why?

>>131848183
Everything in the Bible is meant to be taken literally, except the things that can be proven wrong.

Why is that so hard to believe? There is a vault right now designed to store plant life incase something like this happens.

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>>131846587
You pretty much have to be retarded to believe in the Bible

>>131848275
Holy shit you're retarded. Dino skeletons in museums are reproductions of the real bones that are kept in facilities to be studied. In some museums you can even see the real ines behind glass being studied on and escavated by paleontologists.

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>>131848337
I don't know. I just figured it's a pretty important moment in the doctrine of Christianity, right? Adam and Eve, as described in Genesis, were tempted by Satan in the Garden of Eden. They allowed sin and death into the world. Christ later died to purify us of those sins, right?

I figure that for Christians, it's pretty important that they take that literally.

I've asked my Christian friends this, and none of them take it literally. They say that Genesis "is a poem," but that doesn't answer my question. It might be poetically told, but is it a work of fiction or not?

>>131848405
Which, according to this thread so far, is the story of the flood.

>>131848470
I don't see how this proves the flood myth.

>>131846944
wtf I love unfounded theories that have literally NEVER been corroborated and hate genuine evidence, of which there is copious amounts, your "I'm rubber youre glue" argument completely changed my perspective.

>>131847978
They were closer to birds than lizards dipshit
Not that I'd expect a christcuck to know
Don't you have some nigger's feet to go kiss?

>>131848470
How are you supposed to store all the species of animals on Earth in one boat, mind you, not a modern one, but a poorly engineered pre-industrial boat? How could you even have enough room to store the food needed to sustain said animals? Hell, even the biggest ship right now would not be able to do that.

>>131848755
>theory
That would require it to have any backing whatsoever. Noah's arc doesn't even qualify as a hypothesis because it's so retarded.

>>131848976
I guess I should have used hypothesis. But really, the word 'explanation' is the best here. Because it is an explanation, it's just an idiotic, nonsensical one.

>>131848470
>In case somethings like that happens
Seed vaults are not at all made for apocalyptic crises, you tard.

Creationists, please, give me one example of why this isn't a total sack of horse shit. So far, I'm still inclined to think it is so.

>>131848183
>Surely one would have to take Adam & Eve as literal, because they committed the original sin which Christ died for.
Nope. How can they be the first people if their murderous son was expelled and wound up in an already established city?

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Will you two immature GAGGOTS
Quit bickering back and forth?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YMaUzNlDnSY

>educate you sorry asses

>>131848750
I don't see how posting with a nazi flag and acting like an intelligent poster about the subject disproves the flood myth. If you want to use that flag, you better start believing in some crazy shit.

Unless you are using it ironically, in which case, means the stuff you are posting is bait and need to fuck off. Noah would have only taken 2 of every animal indigenous to his area, obviously he did not travel the world in mere days collecting 2 of every animal.

>>131849250
You realize evolution doesn't necessarily contradict creationism right?
Explain how every other species of hominids conveniently went extinct. Even the Neanderthals, who were smarter than the humans of the time.
Even a subspecies of Homo sapiens died before they made it out of Africa

>>131847315
There's a difference in putting your faith in science, something that follows the scientific method, instead of lies that will never change. Scientist may be wrong everynow and then and that's what you want. For something to be able to be proven false. How selfish is it for someone to claim that their religion is right without any evidence to back up their claims? What they're doing is making others delusional, these are the people that don't want to know the truth

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>>131846587
this gif is the destroyer of atheists
every time i post it atheists uses nothing but emotions and logical fallacies.

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>>131849359
>Nope. How can they be the first people if their murderous son was expelled and wound up in an already established city?
Read >>131848750
I'm not defending these retards. I'm just asking questions.

>>131849442
I post with a lot of flags. I just forgot to remove this one.

>If you want to use that flag, you better start believing in some crazy shit.
So you admit that believing in the flood is crazy?

>Noah would have only taken 2 of every animal indigenous to his area, obviously he did not travel the world in mere days collecting 2 of every animal.
No shit. But the flood killed EVERYTHING not aboard the ark. Surely you're not implying two of every animal from the bronze air middle east somehow repopulated the entire earth and led the way for the sheer amount of biodiversity we have right now, all during the time of humans, right? Because that would be fucking stupid as shit.

>>131849610
Shit you got us.

>>131848881
Here is a hint: it wasn't every species on Earth it was species indigenous to his area as there was literally no way to travel the entire planet back then in the time he was given to build and collect. Even if it was every species on earth, collecting 2 of a species is easier that 2 of every animal on the planet.

>>131847771
Congratulations, you've uncovered that every myth came from exaggerations over time and why we shouldn't take anything in holy text as reliable diaries and eye witness accounts.

>>131849444
Although I don't believe in the Bible, I find it impressive that genesis lays out the 7 "days" in which the world was created in perfect order. If you substitute "days" for eras, it lines up with modern accepted science.

>>131849765
[Citation needed]

>>131849610
It's funny because that's what Christcucks believe

>>131849444
>I'm just going to avoid your question and offer you one myself because I don't have an answer for you

Plain and simple, competition for resources were the cause of extinction for Neanderthals. They had an extremely restricted diet compared to us.

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>You fucks just want to argue

Gave you the link to a harvard video, with it in the first 3 minutes

And a synopses...

>but you must have had a rough day at work... and just want to bitch back & forth.

Fuck this de-railed tread... I'm out

>>131849610
Hey billions of years is a long time, anything could happen!

Christian here,

Were the "beasts of the field" neanderthals and the like?

>>131848337
Because it is the major turning point in history when sin entered the world

>>131849444
>You realize evolution doesn't necessarily contradict creationism right?
But that's exactly what it does. You have a very poor understanding of how evolution works. There's a population of hominids that are changing, when we look at fossils 1 million years ago and compare them to 250k years ago we don't find any of the fossils at 1mya because they've all eventually changes. Homo sapiens neaderthalensis likely went extinct because the subspecies became bred out with Homo sapiens sapiens. It's a lot like "save the white race." If all whites mixed with other races the white race would be extinct. If creationism were correct we would find every single species that has ever existed all be together at one point it time. We would find dog fossils with dinosaurs if creationism were true.

>>131849765
Yes but every species that was not on the ship died due to the ridiculously high sea level, so according to that, every species we have today was on that ship. And I can tell you, polar bears and penguins are nowhere near each other, nor were they both "indigenous to his area". yet, he still managed to save them. How? Explain

>>131850676
Have him explain how we find no fossils of kangaroos crossing from the middle east to their home Australia.

>>131850923
>>131850676
You're wasting your time. These people live in a fantasy world. Trust me, I've dealt with these people IRL

>>131850923
Those were introduced to the Matrix in a later software update.

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>>131846587
>fedorafags actually believe their jewish made pseudo-religion is beneficial to society

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>>131851272
>Jewish made
>Said the Christcuck

o i am laffan bruce

>>131846944
>believes God is going to set you on fire for eternity is you use the brain he gave you and understand science
>thinks aborted babies goes to heaven but is against abortion so the babies can grow up and be tricked by Satan and be set on fire for eternity

>>131851050
Yup, living in the Bible Belt is truly the worst. It's hard to imagine sharing a country with these fairytale circle jerkers

>>131848275
>he thinks statue copies of things are real
yeah man and your science teacher had A REAL HUMAN SKELETON in the classroom with you guys.
Straight up killed a fucker to get it to.

>>131851455
>uses nazi flag
>still obviously a leaf

>>131851569
Shit I don't even live in the bible belt and I still have to listen to these retards IRL

>>131851869
How's this Bruce?

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>>131848066

Gnostic christian reporting in. the nag hammadi scriptures state that it didnt happen the way that it did, but people hid in underground tunnels to avoid it and be spared, which is why the nephilum survived the flood as well.

>>131848183
at this point I still take pretty much every story literally. its only when you take the story literally that you can understand the deeper meanings behind it.

> because they committed the original sin which Christ died for.
there is no original sin, nor is there any sin except you who make sin when you commit sexual immorality.

>>131851506
Aborted babies do go to heaven.They literally dindu nuffin

>>131846587
You weren't supposed to take Noahs ark literally. Its a metaphorical story.

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>>131851998
So we've been discussing why Noah's Ark and the flood are pretty much impossible. Do you take that one literally?

>there is no original sin
From my understanding, original sin is a critical doctrine of Christianity. Christ died to absolve us of it. You deny this?

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>>131851569
>It's hard to imagine sharing a country with these fairytale circle jerkers

>its hard to imagine sharing a country with people who believe they are obligated to be a good person because they are divinely created beings that follow a universal law of Karma which is described in the bible as eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, and do unto others as you would do yourself.

>>131852075
Yeah so why take the change of them growing up just to go to hell? The chances are a baby born to a mother that wants to abort it but can't is going to have a shit life and probably not be a born again Christian

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>>131851983
Fuck sorry for the misunderstanding. Me and the boys got you a little something as an apology

>>131849359
Cain went to the land of nod
nod being the hebrew word meaning "to wander"
he then build the city of Enoch

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>>131851998
you might like these two sites
http://www.sacred-texts.com/
http://www.iranicaonline.org/
in particular the first one, it has most of the apocryphal texts

>>131852246
>Shit, it is all bullshit

So what exactly is it supposed to symbolize?

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>>131852412
no worries Bruce. Have some beer and enjoy the spiders

>>131846944
>believes in dinosaurs and evolution
Fossils are everywhere, and bacteria is constantly evolving to become resistant to new antibiotics

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>>131852269
>From my understanding, original sin is a critical doctrine of Christianity.
that doesn''t mean its critical doctrine of the bible, I pretty much disregard all "theosis" on the bible to be wrong, because it pretty much is at this point. its also a critical part of the doctrine that reincarnation isn't real despite the fact its in the old testament when you study the Souls interactions with Sheol, and read Hosea carefully. I also believe I was given the Gospel of Mary Magdalen by the holy spirit in a bible reading session and it states

25) Peter said to him, Since you have explained everything to us, tell us this also: What is the sin of the world?

26) The Savior said There is no sin, but it is you who make sin when you do the things that are like the nature of adultery, which is called sin.

>Christ died to absolve us of it. You deny this?
no, Christ died to redeem mankind, what exactly he redeemed us for is up for debate. from my understanding the plan to redeem mankind with the blood of the Son of God on the Cross was created before Adam was even created, and before Genesis 1:1.

>So we've been discussing why Noah's Ark and the flood are pretty much impossible. Do you take that one literally?

well, pretty much every single culture has a story of a world consuming flood, its even embroidered onto the symbolic meaning of the Chinese letters, right down to the 8 survivors. I do quite literally think that the great flood happened, at this point I wouldn't doubt that there is an Ark sitting somewhere between Iran and India. but I'd also point to the name "gopher wood" to highlight how in the gnostic gospels, Christ states that the story of the flood didn't happen, and how mankind (meaning possibly millions of survivors) hid in underground tunnels, with gopher word maybe being a pun for this.

I also subscribe to the Geocentric (stationary earth) model of the universe, so take that with a grain of salt, or realize its one of the ultimate redpills.

>>131853105
dinosaurs are just the biggest marketing lie made to sell toys.

>>131852545
thanks for the second link, I've been on sacred-texts before. check out the gnostic website
http://gnosis.org/library/marygosp.htm i recommend the gospel linked inhand.

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>>131853138
>that doesn''t mean its critical doctrine of the bible, I pretty much disregard all "theosis" on the bible to be wrong, because it pretty much is at this point.
Well shit buddy, guess you got problems with the rest of Christians as well as scientists then. Or judging by you beliefs, with reality as well.

>well, pretty much every single culture has a story of a world consuming flood, its even embroidered onto the symbolic meaning of the Chinese letters, right down to the 8 survivors
The first part of this isn't wrong, a lot of cultures have flood mythology. However, have you ever looked at the different flood myths from around the world before trying to use that as evidence of a biblical flood? You might want to

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/flood-myths.html

They differ wildly from one another.

>I do quite literally think that the great flood happened
You poor bastard.

>but I'd also point to the name "gopher wood" to highlight how in the gnostic gospels, Christ states that the story of the flood didn't happen, and how mankind (meaning possibly millions of survivors) hid in underground tunnels, with gopher word maybe being a pun for this.
What the fuck am I even reading?

>I also subscribe to the Geocentric (stationary earth) model of the universe, so take that with a grain of salt, or realize its one of the ultimate redpills.
Huffing glue is not a redpill, bro

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>>131853622
>guess you got problems with the rest of Christians as well as scientists then. Or judging by you beliefs, with reality as well.

well yeah, I generally think the Material Realm is a hoax, and is going to be destroyed soon.

>The first part of this isn't wrong, a lot of cultures have flood mythology. However, have you ever looked at the different flood myths from around the world before trying to use that as evidence of a biblical flood? You might want to

well, I just did, it all seems quite consistent with eachother, and further supports the idea that
1) a flood happened
2) benevolent beings saved people who lived by the laws of creation
3)a lot of these stories have a boat, or chest of some kind
4) animals were preserved
5) the world was destroyed due to degeneracy

here's somoething interesting
Zapotec (Oaxaca, southern Mexico):

The Angel Gabriel warned Noéh that a flood was coming because of mankind's sins. Noéh warned other people, but they didn't believe him. He built an ark and took pairs of all animals.

HMMMM

>You poor bastard.
lets put it this way. Most of these cultures claim they received the ability to write, develop agriculture, architecture, and many things that go into civilization from "sky people"

anthropologists state that these traits were randomly created at different times from cavemen who just accidentally made civilization after developing from tribal groups

obviously one of these 2 things are wrong. whose word do I take? the people who wrote their histories at the time? or idiots who are speculating, and disregarding each cultures respective account on the matter.

>What the fuck am I even reading?
obviously you're illiterate.

>Huffing glue is not a redpill, bro
well at this point I can use einstein to prove the earth is stationary. good luck with your character assassinating assumption, plebbit is that way --->

>>131854597
>I can use einstein to prove the earth is stationary
Are you waiting for someone to ask you to?

>>131848750
>Christians always tell me that...
>things that never happened

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>>131854971
no, I'm just wondering if anyone has the intellectual honesty to ask themselves why and exactly how I make that statement.

>>131848750
A work of non-fiction doesn't have to be factually accurate. It's not as though any science monograph which is released is only non-fiction until it is disproved.

As for the fact that it's "poetically told", how could you expect something written way before science proper even existed to be told in any other way?

>>131853235
cheers, i'll have a good look through it

>>131854597
>lets put it this way. Most of these cultures claim they received the ability to write, develop agriculture, architecture, and many things that go into civilization from "sky people"


Can we have more info on this

>>131854597
>well yeah, I generally think the Material Realm is a hoax, and is going to be destroyed soon.
Okay

>well, I just did, it all seems quite consistent with eachother, and further supports the idea that
Nigga what
>1) a flood happened
Floods happen all the time. Furthermore, doesn't the diversity of flood stories pose a problem for """people""" who believe everyone except 8 people on a boat were wiped out?

>2) benevolent beings saved people who lived by the laws of creation
Is your god a fish, or a jackal, or maybe even a snake or a frog, by chance?

>3)a lot of these stories have a boat, or chest of some kind
>People build boats to escape floods
Woah

>4) animals were preserved
How many of the stories did you read? Many of them don't mention the preservation of animals. Hell, one of them even states that the first of mankind came FROM the flood itself.

>5) the world was destroyed due to degeneracy
Again, it sounds like you're cherry picking.

Quiché (Guatemala):

>Some men tried to save themselves from the deluge by making boxes and going underground in them. God didn't approve of this and turned them into bees. [Horcasitas, p. 199]

HMMM indeed

>obviously you're illiterate.
Very much so. The sky people haven't told me how to read or write yet.

>anthropologists state that these traits were randomly created
This is a really shitty way of generalizing human development. I'm sorry you have such a low opinion of man,

>well at this point I can use einstein to prove the earth is stationary.
Sounds good my dude.

> good luck with your character assassinating assumption, plebbit is that way --->
>>>/Psychward/

>>131855238
I have to go to bed, but I guess my question is: Was genesis fact or fiction?

The great flood is a factual event and ancient civilizations all throughout history have made record of it

>>131847706
Kek

>>131846587
no dinosaurs on the ship in this illustration...FAAAAAAAAKE!

Boomers are the creationists believing in fairy tales.

The newer generation are the ones who understand the real purpose of religion and are trying to preserve it.

Krishna being born out of the side of his virgin mother and being ascended to the heavens is a factual event that civilizations throughout history have recorded. LOOK IT UP MORON

I don't take it word for word. Just an allegory to go by and apply to modern life.

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>>131847701
The Bible even gave measurements in which is possible to fit all the animals.
>I'd rather believe in crappy quality videos that feature bare visible footage of aliens.

North Korea's Kim Jong Il's birth was prophesied by a swallow, and his birth was signaled by a double rainbow and a NEW star in the sky.

He was walking at three weeks old and was talking eight weeks after birth.

He authored 1,500 books, an amazing feat.

Kim Jong Il did not ever defecate, according to his official biography.

He could control the weather with his mood.

Kim Jong Il recorded a 38 under par on a regulation golf course, a full 25 shots better than the world record. He was, and still is, the worlds greatest golf player by a long "shot"

He had the ability to drive a car at the age of three.

ALL OF THESE ARE FACTUAL EVENTS THAT HAVE BEEN RECORDED THROUGHOUT HISTORY! GET WOKE MORONS!

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>>131855621
if you want more info you can take a look at every ancient cultures pantheon, and how they all state they receive writing from some deity of knowledge

here's a gif on how the English language was developed.

>>131855692
>Floods happen all the time. Furthermore, doesn't the diversity of flood stories pose a problem for """people""" who believe everyone except 8 people on a boat were wiped out?

no, not really, the bible states that Nephilum survived the flood, your point is fallacious

>Is your god a fish, or a jackal, or maybe even a snake or a frog, by chance?
my god is the monotheistic creator of the soul, who is quite literally a magic sky wizard

>How many of the stories did you read? Many of them don't mention the preservation of animals. Hell, one of them even states that the first of mankind came FROM the flood itself.

translation issues, forgeries, and fragmented records, some of these stories are a few paragraphs and some are barely a sentence. also NONE of these have sources that are actual source material (from the scripture or oral traditions) you're basically nitpicking and cherry picking trying to avoid the fact that the great flood happened.

>Again, it sounds like you're cherry picking.
funny, you just did the same exact thing, there are most of the longer accounts state the world was destroyed due to its evil, thats not really cherry picking, thats a broad shotgun blast.

>Very much so. The sky people haven't told me how to read or write yet.
see gif

>>131855692
>This is a really shitty way of generalizing human development. I'm sorry you have such a low opinion of man,

you really missed the point, shitty generalizations were made about human development that ignore firsthand accounts of the people you were there, and developed civilization. that would be like someone 2,000 years in the future said a Fish taught you to write and gave you letters ignoring a Journal written by you states your parents taught you how to write is housed in a museum, and got a government grant and PHD for making up some dumb bullshit. thats quite literally the definition of ludicrous pseudoscience

>>131857403
>ignore firsthand accounts of the people you were there

>people WHO were there
whoops

>>131856882
Holy fuck americunt this mad

The great flood happened, whether Noah jammed 1000s of species on his boat idgaf
Get educated and fucking deal with it

>>131846587
> i say what every christian believes
> haha this is retarded
you showed that strawman, honey.

>>131857467
the "great flood" did happen, in a limited area, story of which predates Bible by 1000 years. Geological record shows that no global flood ever took place, regardless of what a bunch of bronze age illiterate morons told their gullible children.

>>131858020
>people who lived through it know less than people who were born thousands of years later and type "did the great flood happen" into Google
TOP KEK

>>131858201
HAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHaaaa

Are we now making the ignorant implication that Genesis is an eyewitness account? I can't even find that funny at this point, being that it is so uncritical in thought. Eyewitness accounts aren't written from an omniscient narrator voice, dummy. Same problem with the gospels btw.

>>131858020
>Geological record shows that no global flood ever took place

this is what I like to call a dirty jew lie. and there are geological records that show a global flood did infact take place.

>>131846587
Not as far fetched as believing in shit like white privilege.

>>131851506
actually in catholic doctrine aborted babies go to hell

>>131858201
Also, see my list of absolutely attributed facts that are historically recorded regarding Kim Jong Il. Read the entire list, then ask yourself if you believe you know better, or if you should just trust the account of the people who actually "lived through it"?

Judging by the methodology you have presented, it would be better to trust the North Korean account of these facts (since they lived through it, after all) than to trust your own intuitions on these facts.

IPSO FACTO

>>131859477
HOW DARE YOU INSULT BEST KOREA

RREEE

>>131846587
The Bible isn't literal, look into esoteric's http://www.esotericmeanings.com/noahs-ark-symbolism/

>>131859224
There are scattered instances of higher than average water at various locations. Ancient stories are irrelevant. These stories are older than the ancient bottleneck of mankind, which makes it no surprise that these stories have been subsequently passed to all extant cultures. Too obvi.

>>131859819
child, you're so bluepilled your children will look like smurfs.

there are ways to prove the bible has origins outside of space-time, one way is how it writes history before it happens, the other are the mathematical properties and patterns, like Pi and Euler's number being found with the same equation between Gen 1:1 and John 1:1.

>There are scattered instances of higher than average water at various locations.

well, there's a lot more than that, just because you refuse it doesn't mean it stops being true.

> These stories are older than the ancient bottleneck of mankind, which makes it no surprise that these stories have been subsequently passed to all extant cultures. Too obvi.

all these cultures also state that mankind used to have a lifespan of hundreds of years.

its almost like the jews make science the opposite of the torah because we're goyim to them.

>>131846587
Depends on what you mean every animal? There are millions of animals, but only a few thousand (50-80 thousand give or take) need to stay dry, and the majority can be kept from a very young age, therefore needing less space to keep. Plus we don't know the condition in the ark
>how often were the animals active, or were they kept passive/asleep with plants

>>131859819
>giant clams in the Himalayas
>higher than average
Ok

>>131858020
>illiterate morons
Who predicted rev 6(4horsemen, jupiter, mars, venus, saturn &mercury (death and hades)12(Virgo- jupiter 12 stars and Castro pepe), 13(I'll let you figure this one out, but it's leo minor, leo, ursa major)

I bet they had computers for that too, huh, sweetie

>>131848275
Go try to take one faggot, right now.

>>131861730
so you probably won't think anything into this, but the gospel of Judas states that 6 of the wandering stars are going to be destroyed, and the book of enoch makes a big deal that the wandering stars are planets.

>>131846587
It's really funny, and extremely infantile. How completely disconnected from reality do you have to be to believe it would ever be even remotely possible to get two of every animal on earth on a boat? And then they just magically repopulated to modern day numbers with little complication? Oh, right, we're talking about people who legitimately believe that happened with a dude and his mud-rib wife. Fucking wow.

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Daily reminder that nobody can truly give a scientific opinion in matters of God.
Understand my statement well before sperging out at me.

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>>131846587

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Most christians only believe the New Testament. Jews believe the Old Testament.

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part of that gif isn't used

>>131864662
Q

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>>131860211
one theory I've been looking into for a while is that the Persian gulf didnt extend as far as it does today until around 4000 years ago
apparently there are ancient river beds under the ocean there
>4 rivers of eden

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>>131864839
nope, the other half of that bent line is part of the 1

>>131846587
>some rich guy had a big boat
>oh shit flood
>saves a heap of livestock and random cunts
>dudes name is Noah
>5000 years later
>MUH ARK

>>131846587
Jews and Muslims believe it too you stupid retard.

the flood is historically attested from several other sources than the Bible

>>131865214
>flood starts
>bitches be drowning
>Noah/Chad appears out off nowhere with a big fucking boat
>you sluts need a ride?
>cue civilization

>>131846587

The stories of the OT are not to be taken LITERALLY.
They are metaphors and have a deeper metaphysical meaning (Jordan Peterson has a whole series about that on YT).
Origen (a theologian from the 3rd century) accurately stated that anyone who takes the OT literally is a fool and is to dumb to grasp its philosophical meaning.
Biblical literalism is a recent phenomenon and is a product of Protestantism.

>>131846587
God niggers are way too emotional to reason with. Evidence, logic and reason are the devil.

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>>131846587
and fedoracucks believe this

>>131867607
looks like a nigger

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>>131848976
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xFpvKKmTF7c

>>131852952
Fun fact: VB stands for Violent Bogan.

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>>131867933
S K L A V E N M O R A L

There are diverse views of the book of Genesis within Christianity, and there always have been. Fedoras btfo'd by reality.

>>131846587
>Believes in more than 2 genders
>Doesn't believe a boat can hold animals

>>131868350

there is not