Trudeau says he would knock out Putin in a fist fight

>>131833051
fake news, he never said that.

>>131833051
Why is beating up a 64 year old man an accomplishment?

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but can he ride a bear?

>>131833051
All jokes aside he's a terrible boxer.

>>131833051
Isn't Putin KGB?

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>>131833051
post the vid where canadian faggot has a glass jaw.

World leader fist fight betting when?


brits, every time i watch F1 I always see betting adverts. Get your shit together and make this happen.

>>131833051
Surely he means in a boxing match. Putin has black belts.

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>>131833644
He was, yeah. Putin would kick that little faggot drama teacher's ass.

>>131833051
Why does Putin always look scared?

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But if you knock out someone in a fist fight, you lose.

>>131833051
Putin probably knows about 14 different ways to kill a man with his thumb

>>131833051
Doesn't putin do judo? He'd layout cuckboy in a secound

someone post the webm of cucdeau getting btfo by a single jab

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>>131834407
Putin is a manlet. Judo won't save him. I once beat the fuck out of a manlet when I was in school and he was supposedly a karate black belt

>>131833051
>Trudeau is a pus-

Ohhhh what now? Looks like our leader is tougher than you stupid bigots thought

Haha trudeau could take a Trump, putin tag team on his own.

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Feels good having an alpha male prime minister.

Trudeau trained in sport. Vlad trained in warfare and espionage. Gee who would realistically win? It's like a nerd who trained in karate for 10 years vs a black guy who fought other blacks for 10 years. Also whats with that big ass head on lord cuck? Thats a big ass target bonus points for Vlad.

>>131834830
>judo
>karate

Did they let you out of the retard building or something?

>>131833405
That's a real man's body, like a fucking gladiator. None of that water/fat deficient shit brotards like to go to the gym for. I'd let Vladdy be the big spoon... no homo of course.

Putin would annihilate that pussy.

So it's Castro v Krushchev round 2?

>>131834830
judo is not karate senpai. judo actually benefits the smaller guy.
and unlike whatever random manlet you fought, putin's actually proven his skills.

>>131833051
tall effeminate faggot thinks he can take on a trained former KGB agent, oh i am laffin.

>>131834955
"I wonder if the rumors are true, will he really watch me and Jared have sex in the treaty room?" - Ivanka

>>131833679
Dog blowjobs? Was that made illegal and then he legalized it? Because laws are there to solely make things illegal.

>>131835183
>Manley detected

>>131833051
>liberal "boxer" who had lost 90% of his matches against an Ex-KGB agent who has killed men with his bare hands

Why are liberals so delusional?

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>>131833051
Right.

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>>131833051

1. Burrard Street Journal is a parody site.
2. Putin is a judo black belt.
3. Putin wouldn't hesitate to punch Justin's adams apple into borscht.

>>131833679
>>131835453

no, bestiality was not "legalized". the canadian courts found that a man (who was using the dogs to abuse his kids) was not guilty of bestiality because their definition of bestiality involves penetration. they felt this definition was unsatisfactory given the circumstances, but could not act on this feeling because in canada it's up to parliament to decide if/how they want to change that definition to allow more people to be legally culpable for bestiality through a wider range of acts.

The More You Know

>>131833051
I'd put $500 on Putin. Trudeau might have some boxing experience, but Putin has balls. I can't even picture that mincing little faggot knocking out Putin.

>>131833051
>former officer in the kgb, arguably the most brutal intel organization to be apart of
>judo and karate black belt
>trains with the russian jiu-jitsu olympic team from time to time

veruses

>man with the attitude of a hormonal teenage girl
>amature boxer with a glass jaw
>trains only in striking

Putin has the eyes of a predatory animal and knows how to get inside someone's head. Trudeau isn't the same kind of beast. No contest, Putin would crush him in a fight. A boxer against a striker and grappler is a not a winning situation. When Putin gets inside of the pocket, which he will because he is a manlet, it would be ugly for Trudeau. He will be gasping for air as the arm around his neck squeezes tighter.

>>131833051
In a traditional boxing match, probably. If anything goes, Putin wins hands down

Never mind Trump, I really don't understand how Canadians can bear the shame of having that noodle limbed numale wanker represent them on the world stage. He acts like a testosterone deprived manchild. It's staggering.

>>131836307
>fights with his mouth open

That's 100% chance of getting knocked out

>>131833194

You're right, he probably said he would beat his dick not his ass

Gtfo fucking leaf

>>131833220

Pls Putin would probably have him on the ground faster than you can say oy vey

>>131833051

maybe if Grappling and kicking was banned from the match I don't know how specifically good Putin is at boxing but I do know if grappling was allowed Trudeau wouldn't have a chance against a Judo blackbelt.

>>131833644
He was, probably has killed people.

>>131834830

Oh a black belt. Ok. What degree of black belt then?

>>131833194
Damage control already, Trudy? Have some dignity.

Putins grappling would be too strong.
Oh wait, he'd have him killed the night before.

Putin via poison.

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>>131833051
>http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/justin-trudeau-claims-he-could-probably-take-vladimir-putin/
>Manlets... when will they learn?
Faggy cucknadian PM that is in decent shape for his age and "boxes", marches in pride parades vs Russian President Judo and Sambo grand master, 8th Dan Kyukushin black belt, works out 7 days a week, at 64 is in better shape than most 30 year olds

Smart money is in Vladimir

Hmmm the classic battle lgbqt vs kgb

>>131833220
He's 64?!

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>>131838947

>>131834942

The fuck do you care australia

>g'day mate I gonna go blow a kangaroo before I feast on vegemite

>>131833194
Right he never said anything about a "boxing match", just a stern talking to. At least Trudeau isn't dumb enough to start a fight with a KGB master judokai.

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>>131833051
I want to see him try.

>>131835451
>american humour

>>131837275

I would give up my yearly salary to watch Putin get inside position and wrap himself around the leaf's neck and slowly constrict him until the light leafes his beady eyes.

>>131839174

At least he has the balls to post under his own flag you fucking coward

Putin is KGB. Trudeau is GAY.

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>>131833051
Do we really have to break out the .gifs of trudeau's glass jaw getting tapped on while wearing full head gear?

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>>131833051
Why does putin stand so stiff? It looks like hes ready to pounce at any moment.

>>131833051
Trudeau would sooner get on all fours with his ass spread wide before getting into any altercation with any foreigner.

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>>131833051
mhm

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>>131839658
That niggers reaction cracks me up everytime.

>>131833051
he gets his shit pushed in hard by some old geriatric toying with him, so i guess you could say trudeau won

>>131833220
Fuck how time flies.. It's like yesterday he was young and just elected

>>131839848
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5JaoJ1_dbY

>>131839438
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwhC49cBQaE

>>131838947
What if that's just propaganda though?

>>131834942
No sweetie. Donnie is a WWE Hall of Famer

>>131838947
>dem hands dropping leaving his chin constantly exposed
>dat '''''parry'''''
>dat glancing jab that dropped him
I'd say he's trained twice a week for ~6 months and this is one of his first sparring sessions, can see he's afraid to be hit and very hesitant, also all of his boxing skills go out the door whenever old mate advances

potential gayboy, but needs a lot more work

>>131834830
Fuck some cunts are retarded
In judo you can only earn your bela through an international association
Karate isn't one but practical and all kinds of retarded you 'earn' belts based on the 'dojo' you attend

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95% of the male population would absolutely dump this commie homo straight on his head. Justin is that kid in school who tells people his uncle works for Nintendo and thinks power rangers is badass. Not a single goddamn word that comes out of this faggots mouth should be taken seriously, especially proclamations about him beating someone in physical combat. We all have sisters or moms who could probably rake this dude.

>>131833051
I hope Russia glasses these filthy Canadian pigs.

>>131839960
>What if that's just propaganda though?
That he works out 7 days a week could be propaganda, sure, I believe it's true but I have no personal first hand knokwledge
That is at the top level in the world in Judo and Sambo is a fact, 8th dan blackbelt in Kyukushin Karate is a fact, there is plenty of evidence that I would not want to fight Vladimir Putin, and even if I could whoop his ass, nobody wants to be the guy that whooped Vladimir Putin's ass, trust me

Also there is plenty of evidence that Justin Trudeau is a little bitch, besides the 5 second clip of him getting knocked down by a man 3x his age

>>131833051
just make him stop PLEASE WE GET IT, HES A FUCKING JOKE : (

>>131836307
That's not a glass jaw, that's a goddamn paper jaw.

>>131840526
It's made of dried leaves.
What did you expect?

>>131833051
Yeah, But Trump or Shinzo Abe would beat Trudeau's faggot french ass.

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>>131834955
>alpha
just follow what your canadian brethren are doing and post with a different flag.
shame on you

Canadians are the worst posters on /pol/.

>>131833051
Trudeau would win by getting knocked out

>>131840799
Trump might be old but I bet he would indeed win.

>>131834830
>tfw 6'1
>tfw enjoy sparring taller opponents but not many in my weight class
>tfw watching the inflatable caryard prop punches, slipping inside and going to town
>tfw trying to keep shorter boxers on the outside but ref lets them tackle their way to the inside
you sound like a weak prick to be quite honest

>>131840799
>>131840934
He is a shit leader and not much of a man, but he could probably take 95% of the substitute teachers in a boxing match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuSpZ3_5pTc&t=749s

>limp wristed yoga instructor vs ex kgb agent

gee golly whiz i wonder whos gonna win

>>131833051
Let's get this started, who is taking bets?

>>131839100
lots of plastic surgery

>>131840910
He is such an awe inspiring leader. So much charisma, so much energy and willingness to share that energy with all souls.

We are stuck with Blumpf, such a shame.

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>glass jaw
more like a larger than average-size glass jaw, amirite

>>131841433
Well what are the standing odds you fuckface?

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>>131841433
>>131841841
Putin's at least a -1400 fav

>>131841021
It's like a fight broke out at a special needs school, helmets and all

>>131841658
Move to Canada then. Don't let the door hit you on the way out bitch.

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>>131841703

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>>131841703

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>>131842210
>>131842244
checked
nice hivemind

>>131842244
beat ya too it fag

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>>131842210
>>131842244
muh nigga

>>131842210
>>131842244
mivehind

>>131837000
http://www.snopes.com/canada-legalizes-beastiality/

No, Canada has legalized oral sex with animals , ruling that only penetrative beastiality is degenerate

The more you know

>>131842318
mines bigger

>>131833051
Putin was in the kgb, that fucker would steamroll Trudeau

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>>131833051
>BS journal

>>131841703
Bubbles4PM

>>131837951
Rekt

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what could Putin even do against this deadly onslaught?

>>131834830
Depends on the karate association. If it's a McDojo, like most of them in the US, then you just buy your way to a black belt after four years.

Or if it's Shotokan karate it's totally non-contact and you get your black belt based on form, never sparring.

Now, if you're doing Kyokushin, you need to continually practice for years on end before even getting near to a black belt. Sparring from the start. Black belt grading includes having to fight 50+ fights, one after the other, no breaks, against fresh fighters. Grading usually goes for about 10 hours. With one or two short drink breaks.

It's not for the faint hearted.

Anybody with a black belt in highschool is doing bullshit mcDojo.

Judo is all about leverage and momentum.

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top fucking kek

>>131833051
i hope putin nukes canada asap

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>>131833051
>Putin is a Judo master, has been practicing the art for over 50 years
>Justin Trudeau is a snowboard instructor and got knocked out in that embarrassing boxing video
>lankets: "muh 4 extra inches of height tho"
gg OP neck yourself

>>131842712
>Now, if you're doing Kyokushin, you need to continually practice for years on end before even getting near to a black belt. Sparring from the start. Black belt grading includes having to fight 50+ fights, one after the other, no breaks, against fresh fighters. Grading usually goes for about 10 hours. With one or two short drink breaks.
Putin did it, and is 8th dan now, Trudeau wouldn't last 5 seconds

>>131840910

>posting this as a way of somehow demeaning Trudeau

I see nothing wrong with this webm.. he's dancing with some brown girls and everyone looks like they're having a fun time.

stick to attacking his policies or dumb quotes like if you kill your enemies they win..

>>131834830
>napoleon dynamite told me he was a black belt in karate
>its the same as someone whos been practicing a completely different art for 50 years
wew lad

>>131833051
dude he'd get murdered... putin isn't a joke.. lets be serious.

>>131843115

>that reddit spacing

wow

gr8

post

man,

upvoted

liked

and

subscribed

>>131834830
judo is literally the art of using your enemy's bigger size against him
Also Putin was kgb trained

>>131833051
that's good for canada
he's going to be suicided

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>>131843028
>muh 4 extra inches of height tho
5'9 vs 6'11
poor poor hungry skeletons

>>131843278
I'm on Putin's side but he was a bureaucrat not an operator

>>131833051
>faggot implying he could KO highly trained ex-KGB assassin
I would pay 200 pay per view to see that mess.

>>131843389
wasnt he a questioner? how are those called?

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>>131843439
i'd pay half and i'd bring the snacks too!

>>131839658
>>>131833051 (OP)
this is a fucking joke.. that dude has no stance.. no way he's ever been trained in anything..
do
i did judo.. so i could get into Taekwondo then moived into doing knife fighting variations..

could literally mangle gun wielding larping faggots all day. and if that doesn't work.. i got 5 ghostgunner 2's.. and we all know what that accomplishes..

winning..

to
much
winning.

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>>131843614
>could literally mangle gun wielding larping faggots all day
sure thing breh

>>131833051
I like how he doesn't even bother to look up at him. He just started at his chest like you do when you're about to kill someone because you don't want to look in their eyes and have any sort of human sympathy.

>>131843473
an interrogator?? you hardly have to be trained in combat to pull teeth and waterboard enemy spies

>>131843362
height means nothing in a fight. its all strategy. fucking retards. no idea. thanks for posting this anon

>>131843389
Tell that to the dozens of American spies buried under Treblinka prison camp

>>131843673
>that gif
o i am laffin

>>131843705
>He just started at his chest
also, what you do when you're in a fight so you can see all his bodily movements
Putin is a stone-cold killah

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>>131843754
have another

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>>131843673

>attempt this in real life
>die

"Please stand still and do not react to any of my actions, much like how a person with a reason to point a gun at me would do in real life"

LEAFS BTFO

http://www.foxbusiness.com/features/2017/06/29/after-3-billion-spent-keystone-xl-cant-get-oil-companies-to-sign-on.html

>>131843249
when youre so autistic you start seeing connections between sentence spacing and internet forums

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>>131834955
It seems she has a pretty disgusted look on her face, like Justin is having his period and it's bad or something. Def not a turned on look

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>>131843973
it's a rare gift

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>>131833051
Nice try leaf

>>131833051
So putin would win?

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>>131843739
>height means nothing in a fight. its all strategy.
i agree that strategy is important, but if height isn't a part of your strategy you're doing something wrong
i.e. taller people using their reach and shorter people getting in close

>>131843738
you need a pretty big stomach to do that, here we are all rambo saying anyone can do it, but you have to do it, putin would kill without hesitation

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>>131843932

This is not a combat disarm, this is a nigger disarm, because only a nigger would hold a tool specifically designed for range that close to your head and within your grapple radius.

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>>131843954
some people just don't have any idea what they're doing and they don't give a fug

>>131833051
>Putin is an ex-KGB agent
>Trudeau is an ex-drama teacher

In what fucking world does Trudeau not only win but even walk away alive from this fight?

>>131843954
it would surprise you how hard it actually is for someone to just pull a trigger and end someones life
unless youre a psychopath or blinded by rage, you wont just shoot a guy dropping to the floor as if he's fainting

>>131844082
>blocks your path

>>131835868
sick meme bro.

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>>131837746
Not gonna lie, I feel even a well experienced 'Roo fighting Aussie chick could take on trecuck. Y'all are fighting types from birth I feel you loud mouth cunts

>>131836307
fuckin lel my homeland is shit

>>131833051
>Trudeau about to show Putin that progressives are now the dominant force on the world stage

One month later...
>Putin's knocking out Trudeau with one punch shows how toxic masculinity soils diplomatic relations and has no place in modern day global politics

>>131844251

This is a really stupid and shitty assumption, pulling a trigger on someone isn't that hard, nigs in America do it all the time to cashiers and the like, even after they fully comply with a robbery.

>>131843052
I believe Putin's Kyokushin black belt was honorary for his services to traditional martial arts. He's definitely one of the highest Judo black belt levels, and also trained in Sambo.

He definitely knows his stuff more than a substitute drama teacher, son of Castro.

>>131836307
what. the. fuck.

as a combat sports fan, always kind of respected Trudeau for stepping the the ring, until I saw this gif. dood fight like a 12 year old sissy just got his pokemon cards stolen

Putins Judo would flatten him in .2 seconds

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>>131844352
>chick
this is the only mistake you made
women have no place being compared to men in combat
the best female combat sports athletes in history are equal to an average male amateur combat sports athlete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O06JQiVDvwc

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>>131843614
>t. babu

>>131833644
KGB
judo black belt
PhD Oil Economics

vs. relief drama teacher

kek

>>131838660

Probably in the same way Trump probably has dodged taxes

You don't get to where he is without breaking a few eggs.

>>131844818
>You don't get to where he is without breaking a few eggs.
if Psycho Joe couldn't get to where he is without killing someone i doubt Putin did

>>131840934
>If you knock out your opponent, they win

Tony Abbott was probably the only other leader that could attempt to stand up to Putin in a fight. And he'd still get his shit handed to him.

Manlet Putin would be laid out cold. Look at all the KGB nut huggers coming to suckle dat Putin weewee. Good comrades ;)

>>131833644
Putin would smash Trudeau Bond style.

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do not fuck with Russian grappling my lads

>>131844188
Some might say that's the whole point...

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how many dirty tricks do you figger Putin knows compared to turdo?

Putin was KGB. Putin studied judo for years.

Is Trudeau fucking crazy?

>>131844352
Fukken aye.

If you've read Dune the Sardaukar are a pretty decent analogue for the Australian fighting spirit, though taken to an unrealistic extreme. We're a harsh culture because we were founded by harsh people in a harsh land.

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>>131834955

>>131844601

I mean what do you expect? He's a Trudeau, no one's going to seriously spar or actually fight him. He was born with a silver spoon, never had to work for anything.

I mean that's not his fault but if you want to box you gotta take some punches, do the hardcore dieting, train seriously.

He clearly never watched ippo.

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You can only post ITT if your head of state has threatened to fight Putin

>>131833051
Yeah good luck with that. Putin is a 7th degree judo black belt plus whatever else they taught him in KGB school, plus the sambo he has practiced since childhood.

Even at his age and the size discrepancy Putin would literally kill Trudeau within 30 seconds.

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>>131844082
I kekd

>>131844082
topkek

>>131833051
>Judoka since he was 13
>there are enough western hachidans in judo to count on one hand
>putin is one of them
>also practiced sambo, practices karate
>whatever cruel and unusual bullshit he learned in the KGB
>rides wild bears

So what you're saying is that if Trudeau gets killed, he wins?

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>>131845782
>You can only post ITT if your head of state has threatened to fight Putin

Yeah, that turned out really well for Abbott.

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reminder that turdo doesn't train kicks and never has

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>>131844613
Perhaps, but this is your Justin we're talking about. I'd put money on the Aussie chick after she's downed 6 pints
>>131845647
Makes a lot of sense, harsh lands and dingos to fight off would produce some hard fellas. Ive met a few Aussies in California and they always seem on the verge of either buying me a drink or starting a fist fight

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>>131833051
I-I miss having a tall President.

I mean he was a leftist, but at least he was tall. Looked so fucking alpha at international meetings.

>>131845782
the only Abbot that would stand a chance against Putin is Tank Abbott. sorry m8

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>>131839777

Fucking nigel is a british treasure.

10ft statue when?

I'd like to have a 3some with those two...my ass is twitching just thinking about it

does pussy shit trudeau know that putin was in the KGB

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>>131846224
>Perhaps, but this is your Justin we're talking about. I'd put money on the Aussie chick after she's downed 6 pints
you raise good points my friend.
i could imagine turdo vs the Aussie cunt going something like pic related
>poor turdo

>>131834830
you was in school ?
was you under the age of 18 getting lied to by a manlet ?
you were sad and had to prove yourself : (

>>131846181
Fucking retard.

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Leaf please

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i would enjoy watching Mirko and Putin go at it

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>>131839777
>ywn have a pint and a basket of prawn crisps with ARE NIGE
Feels bad man. Also, Checked

>>131845494
>how many dirty tricks do you figger Putin knows
probably all of them

>>131833051
Putin could make him drink poison from 3000 miles away

>>131846657

Bisping is right about those guys that came over from Pride and did poorly because of U.S. drug testing.

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>>131836307

Wait, is that his wife now?

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>>131846404
Treudouche would be down faster than when he hears the evening Maghrib call from the loud speakers. But enough beating on justi, when can you get rid of this guy?

As long as they have the option to tag-in their respective country's national mascot...
get some you fucking cunukistanian beaver fucs

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>>131847123
not everyone in Pride was a juicer, but i get your point and i agree with you

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>>131847273
>when can you get rid of this guy?
new PM vote is in 2019
I DO NOT FEAR THE SHEER

>>131843973
kek

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real talk time.

who would win in a boxing match with 6 months prep time: ronda or turdo?

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>>131846404
That's some nice accuracy on the put-down blow.

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>>131833051
Trudeau couldn't fight his way out of a lawn clippings bag.

>>131833051
It is well known fact, that manlets have way stronger punch, than their size implies.

It's all that penned up rage.

>>131847393

Sheer is shit. Dude looks like he's 14. So far he's weak as shit attacking Trudeau.

Don't fool yourself, we will have another liberal government but we can hope for a minority government.

Putin trains BJJ and is from the land of SAMBO which he studied in the KGB...Trudeau wears gay sox...yeah.

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>>131848069
>Trudeau wears gay sox
gay-muslim sox
ftfy

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>>131848063
>Don't fool yourself
i would offer the same advice to you
every single Canadian will vote against turdo because the entire country hates him

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>>131833051
>http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/justin-trudeau-claims-he-could-probably-take-vladimir-putin/
Fake news site
pic related

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>twink heaven

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>>131848499
dyel? what are you talking about?
turdo is obviously a specimen of a man

>>131848353

He's approval is trending down but still very high. He just has to not fuck up more and he will win another term.

Both the NDP and conservatives are in rough shape. (We will see with the NDP but their fundraising is shit and they will probably pick a leader who can't win government)

Trudeau is pretty arrogant and has lots more time to fuck up more so who knows.

Former KGB vs in the closet faggot stoner.
Okay.

>>131848733
>He's approval is trending down but still very high
pre-leadership race the CPC was polling many points ahead of the libs
i admit i haven't checked the stats since the CPC's leadership race finished up but i can't imagine that the CPC is doing worse off than before they had a leader

>>131836307
Sit down, bitch be humble.

He probably would. KGB isn't shit. They ran around bashing babushkas over handfuls of millet.

And Judo's nothing. Exposed as completely worthless by MMA, like every other magical chink dance that doesn't mean shit in a real fight.

Boxing is at least worth a damn in a real fight, and Putin is tiny.

Putin's probably never been in a fair fight in his life, JT's been in at least one legit boxing match that I've seen, which is more then we'll ever see from Putin.

>>131833051
Nice of Trubro to let that manlet win for once

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>>131848249
Troll socks
Rainbows for pride parade.
Arabic chicken scratch for last day of Ramalamadingdong.
Trudeau is just as much of of an agitprop antagonist as Trump is. He is annoyingly nice instead of rude, but still gets people pissed off.
I admire his trolling style.

>>131848922
>Exposed as completely worthless by MMA
exposed as needing the opponent to wear clothing to be effective on the offensive, yes
that's not to say guys like Karo Parysian didn't make adaptions to their judo (more underhooks, ect) to make it more effective without the handles provided by the gi

in Canada we wear big winter jackets and hoodies and shit all the time and if this fight was on the street and turdo was wearing standard Canadian outdoor wear he would be fucked 6 times from sunday, just from Putin's judo

Putin also has much more striking experience than turdo by a longshot, so i don't know where you get that Putin has no striking

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>>131848499
lmao, look at this bird-chested ass nigga hahaha

>>131833051
>>131834830
lol boxing fags think they can win a fight to the death.

Systema and Krav Maga are not competitive sports because they are designed to disable or kill people.

A FUCKING LEAF

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>>131849450
>Systema and Krav Maga are not competitive sports because they are designed to disable or kill people.
>i'm too deadly to enter a competition breh
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>131849450
I stick to jewjitsu, dignity and shekels.

>>131848922
Retard judo throws are very prevelant in MMA. High level judokai are respected and treated with extreme caution while standing. Especially in any grappling sport with a gi throws are very effective for putting people in danger of submission from the takedown.

You can talk all the shit you want but I've seen OG MMA heads drop fools with a hip throw.

>>131849343
>Putin also has much more striking experience than turdo by a longshot, so i don't know where you get that Putin has no striking

Bullshit. Absolutely bullshit. There is no proof of Putin being in any real fight ever.

Here's JT engaging in an actual earnest boxing match, https://www.youtube.com however amateur it may be, it's still actual proof of him having been in at least one real fight, where as there is NONE of Putin doing anything but choreographed slope prancing with playmates who join along and follow the steps.

>>131849621
>Judo invented throwing and gravity

cool story Li

>>131849754
>There is no proof of Putin being in any real fight ever
i never said there was
i said that Putin had much more striking experience than turdo
experience can be gained from many places - for one example; how many gym wars do you think turdo's been through compared to the gym wars Putin's been through?

>>131849586
Yea, so if you're trying to fight a boxer through arm strikes only, you're gonna get rekt. As soon as you assume any grapple or mount it's game over for boxers. Physical strength mfers like Mike Tyson are a different story though.

Kids who did high school wrestling are better off than most boxers.

>>131833051

Tyson world leader when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOHvMqAgcmc

>>131849450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrO4Cg_bmes

Krav Maga is low level BJJ with eye pokes and groin hits. It's super gay. I'd put the highest level Krav Maga fighter against any MMA gym's purple belt and watch him pay for the low blows with a deep ass submission.

>>131833051
Putin would win because he would be juiced to the gills

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>>131850083
>Yea, so if you're trying to fight a boxer through arm strikes only, you're gonna get rekt
i understand the point you're making, but i'd like to add that boxers are used to wearing big pillows on their fists, so many of their defensive shells will be useless with barefist or mma gloves
you may do better than you think against a boxer who is used to wearing big gloves as modern boxers are very reliant on the size of the gloves for defense

>>131841703
Holy Shit!!!

>>131849944
I wrestle, but I've been handled by people who have years of actual competition experience with Judo throws

>>131850193
i agree with you post
don't forget that bjj guys know how to fight dirty too
just because you train and compete under one ruleset doesn't mean you don't understand how to poke eyes when you have a dominant position

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Black belt Putin could easily take out Trudeau

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>>131833644
yep watch how he walks it indicates he is ready to draw the gun and go ham

>>131850325
Boxing is a sport, and a good sport, but it's not realistic in terms of survival fighting. There are many fighting styles that are better suited for overall dominance. Wrestling and Judo are pretty good and mainstream.

I hate to sound like one of those tough guy internet faggots but I spent a year in Latvia while in the military and it was awesome. Systema is amazing, it's simple concept and the shit works. I want to learn more here in the US but all the instructors are a bunch of frauds.

someone post the webm of him getting heemed by a jab

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>Cuckdeau thinks he can take on a Judo black belt
Boy about to get hip tossed like a motherfucker.

>>131850193
Yea krav maga is gay, but it works against the vast majority of people. It's a style designed to be quickly taught to military personnel, not for professionals. Systema is way better imo.

>>131837000
>their definition of bestiality involves penetration.
This is Monica Lewinsky all over again.

>>131842446
you couldn't to read the article you linked yourself? they talk about pretty much everything i said and more, you fucking idiot

>>131834955
She is looking at the same person he's looking at.

>>131834283
what

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>>131850875

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>>131850817
>but it's not realistic in terms of survival fighting
i agree 100%
broken hands are not a good thing
striking with the elbow, knee or shin is a much better alternative due to the increased density of the bones you're striking with

>>131833051
Kek.
Of course it's a leaf

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>>131851144
get with the times you loser

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>>131833051
>“Well you may not be aware but I actually used to be a boxer, and quite a good one at that according to my mother,” he replied. “So I think I could probably take him."
Lord have mercy

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>>131849450
>Krav Maga is not a competitive sport because it is designed for stupid kikes joining the JIDF and their sisters to learn at the Jewish Community Center for rape prevention

>>131851234
Yes strikes are good, but it still takes training to build up those bones.

Thing is, there's a lot of dirty spots on the body that are not allowed in competition fighting. The obviously one being the crotch, but simple shit like eyes, nose, temples, fingers are considered dirty.

It's kind of a disadvantage to people wanting to learn self defense. Outside of sport, every fight should be treated as if your opponent is willing to kill you. There's no such thing as dirty tactics. Never assume that some guy that comes to fight you at 2am drunk is there for fisticuffs. Treat every fight as if you could die, it's a last resort.

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>>131852227
>but it still takes training to build up those bones.
the density of bones are indeed built up over time but even from a baseline perspective the hands are still the least dense, with the shins coming next, the elbows after that, and the knee (patela) is actually the most dense bone in the human body

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE OR DEATH SITUATIONS, BOY!
I SEEN THINGS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
>pic related - a life or death struggle for a discarded wedge of cheese

>>131852113
it's a simple form to be taught quickly, and it's effective against the vast majority of people.

If you're that unlucky bastard who does it against an experienced fighter, well then it sucks to be you.

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>reminder to practice your judo

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This one is just cool desu

>>131852671
holy shit i need to take judo

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>>131852803
It's useful stuff desu

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>>131833051
Putin is ex-KGB, he'd smoke that skinny faggot

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>>131852771
SO WE'RE POSTING SPINNING SHIT NOW?!

>>131834830
Underage detected

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>>131852994
I guess

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>>131833644
yes he was KGB and then promoted to DIRECTOR of the FSB. He's a blackbelt in Judo, he carries a gun with him almost always (watch how he walks in videos, he only swings one arm keeping the other rigid at his side, this is how people are trained to walk who carry guns on their hip), he has, I believe a masters or pHD in Economics, and has most likely physically killed people at some point in his life. He is about as badass and accomplished as a man can get especially when you consider he came from nothing, his father was a lumberjack and his mom was unemployed or something, Putin was the definition of lower middle class with no political connections of any kind.

Trudeau on the other hand is a failed substitute teacher who lived a silver spoon life and had a whore for a mother. He's not intelligent, he's not strong, he's a pathetic loser who was handed everything he has in life. He was only elected because of his name recognition and because some women find him attractive. That's literally it. Despite him being 30 years younger than Putin I still don't see him winning any fights.

>>131853109
did he ded

>>131833051
A good boxer could probably beat up Putin 10/10 times. Trudeau is not a good boxer and would get destroyed.

I know this is fake news, but like the threads about Canada Vs Russia these are fucking hilarious.

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>>131853109
that meme went over your head
no worries though, you still seem cool enough

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>>131853303
>A good boxer could probably beat up Putin 10/10 times.
all of my wat

>>131843115
Thanks reddit

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>>131853456
Too many memes, not enough time

>>131852583
>it's a simple form to be taught quickly, and it's effective against the vast majority of people.
>If you're that unlucky bastard who does it against an experienced fighter, well then it sucks to be you.

true enough, just had to insert a "GAS JEWS RACE WAR NOW" in there
i'll put my internet tough guy hat on for a moment and let you know I am an experienced fighter. it doesn't lead to anything good. keeping it strictly a martial art can be dangerous enough. krav maga is a fucking joke, but yes some basic leverage, eye poke and nut kicks will do some damage real quick.
>>131853536
>all of my wat
that one is still creepy as fuck

>>131853303
this is only true if you forced them to actually box, like with boxing regulations. If you just said "fight each other" with no rules I guarantee Putin would win.

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>>131853639
i know that feel bro

>>131853536
> A sixty-year-old guy should be able to beat up everybody.

In his prime that ratio would be different.

>>131853705
He'd pull out the hidden garrote wire from his kgb issued watch and be done in under a minute

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>>131853705
>this is only true if you forced them to actually box, like with boxing regulations. If you just said "fight each other" with no rules I guarantee Putin would win.
my money is still on Putin, heads up legit boxing match with 16oz gloves and referee and HBO and ring girls and all that shit, right now no prep time

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>>131853800
>younger boxers beat older grapplers

>>131833051
THIS NIGGA SHORT AS FUCK

>>131839274
Who is she? She's gorgeous...

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>>131853864
>my money is still on Putin, heads up legit boxing match with 16oz gloves and referee and HBO and ring girls and all that shit, right now no prep time
100% this

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>>131838947

>weak hand jab
>while backing up
>still knocked him out

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>>131854070

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>>131854172
we should start calling turdo Glass Joe

Wasn't putin literally KGB?

>>131833051
ahahaha that cuck's sissy homosex "kickboxing" gym or whatever the fuck he doesn't wouldn't last a second against putin

>>131853916
His glory days are far behind him where fighting is concerned and I am sure he doesn't practice as much now that he's busy hacking 1 gorrillion different countries at the same time. One hit to the jaw and he should be done. I bet he still has a few tricks ready for an emergency kill though.

>>131854228
>we should start calling turdo Glass Joe
"Glass" Joe Turdo, i like that

>>131854280
>I am sure he doesn't practice as much now
perhaps, but he still trains 4-5 days a week as far as i know - and he trains with legit pro's

>>131854072
She's waifu #369

>>131853299

yes

>>131838947
ahahahahahahaha

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>>131854305
>"Glass" Joe Turdo
time to force the meme, boys

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>>131854462
>>131854305
>>131854305
>>131854228
>>131854172

>>131833051
>If you punch Putin, Putin wins

>>131854579
let's Make Glass Joe Turdo Win Again!

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>>131854579
jeezus, at least post the original you turbofag

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>>131854530

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>>131854659
>>131854655
>tfw there are literally multiple times he got btfo

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>ptg version of Glass Joe Turdo

>>131854746
feels good man

>>131854711
>>131854530
>>131854504
why are libshits so obsessed with photoshopped images of people they dislike? i mean you've got this shit, there were all of those "baby Trump" ones going around too. They aren't insulting or funny, they're pathetic. Liberalism is a mental disorder.

>>131833051
im pretty sure the fearless leader of russia would kick that retarded idiot so hard he would fly through the ceiling and crash into the flat earth dome

>>131834830
This poster is a leaf.

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>>131854932
>why are libshits so obsessed with photoshopped images of people they dislike?
i'm a fan of letting the original image speak for itself

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>>131855000
Your numbers confirm it.