Alright. Let's do this.
>Inhales deeply
I've had a talk with my dad about moving to the states in after I finish my studies to pursue better job opportunities, and to escape this dying tree.
Dual-citizen too, I need to awaken my American half.
Now making unpatriotic Canadian acts is mildly therapeutic to me.
All ye gotta do is post an image like
>CANADA BUT EVERY TIME THE GOVERNMENT MAKES A POOR DECISION A POLAR BEAR DIES
Don't be afraid. Make fun of this dying nation so that I may happily make a collage of your magnificent artworks in my happy new American home when the day comes.