Is Pirate still a viable career path?

File: cba7ca29f776e3dd4c4943fb38d3435d.jpg (70KB, 550x722px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 550x722px

>>131826639
technically yes but in practicality no. Some states/countries have not criminalized piracy in the form of letters of marquee. you have to obtain one however.

>>131826639
Definitely, the Somalis are taking apprentices you should go ask

>>131826868
but they're a bunch of smelly niggers

>>131826868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJ0nblZjZE

>>131827201
oh shiet fuck that

What about space pirate?

>>131826639
It depends

If your country is near a trade route, you can still pirate with just a motorboat and some AK-47's. Just ask Somalia

If they're even remotely guarded, you're fucked.

The days of sailing in a battleship to pillage and plunder are over. Modern """"""""piracy"""""""" is more like a smash-and-grab at your local 7-11.

>>131827465
Try again in 50+ years.

There's no commerce out there to raid yet.

>>131827485
This.
HOWEVER, thanks to automated ships coming into popularity, it may become so much more.

File: black baboon.jpg (155KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 1920x1080px

You can be anything you want to, my little ball of sunshine.

File: 8350e590d80e500f65be2ee36b8672d1--space-pirate-captain-harlock-anime-images.jpg (53KB, 514x640px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 514x640px

>ywn be a space pirate

>>131826639
>Is Pirate still a viable career path?
Means you have to be friends with Somalian niggers.

>>131826639
Join the flame beards. We're a rag-tag group of misfits who sail the seven seas looking for plunder and bounty galore. We have beards down to our knees that have taken decades to grow. When we strike, we set our beards on fire and attack in the nude. The opposing ship is too startled and confused to focus and defend themselves appropriately, and we pillage their booty, ye-har!

Of course once our beards burn out we retreat to our ship with our plunder. Of course we usually have killed the opposing crew before that happens. If your beard burns all the way out, you can't be in the flamebeards anymore. But we only go for big hauls, and usually one haul is enough for the burnouts (as we call them) to split and live on peacefully

>>131826639
if u are a retard-faced somali with asymmetrical features and someone elses dinghy and target only eurocuck union ships, then yes

lots of piracey still happens on the Danube and Volga rivers. Also the Straits of Malacca. Dont go near Somalia. You need to get contacts in the shipping industry on the payroll. So you know what ships carrying what.

File: 52%.png (7KB, 192x245px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 192x245px

>>131826639
>t. stupid burger who doesn't know what pirate party is

>>131827201
>tfw you will never captain an iowa class battleship and fire her 16" guns broadside onto pirates

>>131831197
why so salty?

>>131831197
Pirate party was subverted by a porn star leftist who now rules with an iron vag and only fucks people outside the party.

They are literally cucks.

>>131832845
Because I'm tired of seeing Americans LAARping with their 'epic pirate flag xDDD'

>>131833011
I know

>>131833917
then fuck off?

Anonymous ## Mod 2017-06-30 01:31:18 Post No.131834072
[Report]

Anonymous ## Mod 2017-06-30 01:31:18 Post No.131834072 [Report]

This thread was moved to >>>/bant/1236531