Hillary shit her pants

>>131826322
its true

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tfw

big if true

I don't doubt that she's a pants shitter, but how does shitting one's pants cause one to collapse?

>>131826322
Also I think the grammatically correct form is

>Hillary shat her pants

This is a revelation? Vid related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJRmvtVIibU

>>131826322
I'll bet she is shitting the bed at this very moment.

>>131826681
I'll concede you
>shitted
but that's it

>>131826452
agent holding her nose bc of the smell proves it

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>>131826322

It was a shart, not a shit!

Stop this unfair media campaign against poor Hillary!

>>131826604
sure, although it might have been a feedback effect, she began to faint, which trigger muscle control loss, which made her shat in a explosive manner, which of course, cause the collapse to accelerate.

>>131826795
probably varies from country to country
>>131826927
checked

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>>131827112
>didn't shart in the mart
Dissapointed

>>131827120
Hmm ok I'll buy that.

>>131827112
That one looks shopped. Just doesn't look like a realistic stain.

>>131826452
Dont give a fuck, meme it so hard

>>131827691
It is shoop

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>>131828016

>>131826604
Defecating can lead to fainting, it's a very rare case but it can happen, especially if you don't feel well.

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>>131826322
the 2016 election is truly the gift that keeps on giving

>>131826322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_ghC_jGL9E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b190l1JVBdo
She shat herself literally and figuratively that day.

>>131826604
i've had some massive shits that caused me to see stars
hers must have been huge

>>131826322
>ACCORDING TO UNNAMMED SOURCE

fake news

>>131827112
So hot!

>>131826322
diapers are my fetish >:)

>>131826322
>according to an unkown and unnmamed source Drumpf is a golden shower loving traitor and a loony
>/pol/: fucking fake, not true!!!! Fucking fake sources!!!! How can you believe that???? Retards!!!

>according to an unknown unnamed source HRC shit her pants
>/pol/: this is defentily true!!! Lmao based!!!! Based 'pedes get in here crooked Clinton shit her pants!!!

/pol/erinas are disgusting

>>131829524
But scat is gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqIZpV90PMM
>>131829449
>fake news
That's what you'd like to believe. Hillary wears diapers and poopies in them.

>>131826322
this isn't even newsworthy. is anybody else getting sleepy? yawn. i think i'm going to turn in early and get a good nights rest

The pantsuit shitting was prolly just a symptom of a larger episode...

>>131829654
>/pol/erinas
Oh God, don't even try that you cringy fucking leaf.

>>131826604
You're starting to use your brain anon, very good.

>>131829654
we are just having fun, fuck off

>>131829677
then don't go poopoo seriously just wear the diaper for a few hours, pee once or twice then take a shower and move on for another few weeks, it's not hard and you don't have to be a faggot. I like brands like ABU and Tykables though, and Crooked Hillary probably just wears Medical XP and Depends

>>131829782
It is well known fact that Hillary does the poopy in the Depend®, though.

>>131828016
It's a shit shop.

>shit her pants

That might have happened, but she was out fucking cold. You can clearly see her completely limp feet being drug into the van like a rag doll by her bodyguards.

>>131829677
so does trump then, my sources tell me. he pee pees as well

>>131829756
Triggered much, /pol/erina?

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>>131826322

>"According to unnamed sources"

This is a hooknose trick.

>collapsed
>because she shat her diapers

Why? That makes no fucking sense.

I'll even believe without evidence she's got diapers, if nothing else to avoid that scene during the primaries when Bernie and The Other Guy were on stage and awkwardly waiting for the woman. And she tried to smooth things over with the idiotic "it takes us longer" line.

Heatstroke (wasn't that hot but could be dehydrated), medication, both far more likely. My bet is exhaustion (she's old) plus blood pressure meds after her stroke.

t. medic

>>131826322
Collapsing = loss of bodily function
She undoubtedly pissed & shat her pants at that moment

>>131826322

>POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
>POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
>POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
>POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
>POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
>POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
>POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT
POLLUTE IN PANT-SUIT

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>>131826322

>COUGHING FITS, PANTS OF SHIT!
The meme becomes reality

FAKE NEWS

>>131829717
Yes I am going to sleep too. I might not even remember whatever we were talking about when I wake up too.

>>131829945
Go back to your containment board /lgbt/ard.

>>131829654
not as disgusting as shillerys sharted diapers

>>131830039
Swede speaks sense.

>>131826604
vagal syncope. happened to GW Bush

>>131829654
SHART
IN
MART
Hilary sharted She sharts often, it's perfectly believable that on 9/11, Hilary sharted all over the presidency...she hasn't had great bowel control for a few years now. It's somewhat of an open secret in DC.
Piss gate was not accompanied by the 'open secret' of trump being a proxy pisser. That shit was made up wholesale by an dying britbong pedo spy, not equivalent.

>>131829773
>shit in diaper
>cant walk properly because it would smear the shit onto your asscheeks and quite possible leave a mark as the faeces moves outside the diaper
>stumble and stiffen up so as to minimise poop leak

entirely plausible

>>131826322
>She shit herself.
>Says some Twitter bitch.
>Be sure to like and subscribe!

Yeah. Gonna need a better source on this one. Twitter is not a source.

>>131830039
swede cuck
You KNOW that she requires a pantsuit for her intestinal troubles.
B O W E L C A N C E R

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
HILLARY HAS GOT TO QUIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEEPEEPEEPOOPOOPOO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
KEK AS MY WITNESS, IN THE NAME OF TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

It's funny because CNN and others "doubted" and shilled Dolan's state of health during pre-elections.

>>131829654

I think you're missing the idea that anyone can make up anything with an unnamed source.

Also

>/pol/ is one person
>Being a flag fag and using the fag flag
>/pol/erina isn't funny nor edgy..

Overall I rate your bait 4/10

>>131829654
>defentily
consistent spelling/grammar errors can lead to withholding of compensation
check the terms of your employment contract for verification

>>131826322
She needs to learn to poo in the loo.

>>131830672
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
HILLARY HAS GOT TO QUIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEEPEEPEEPOOPOOPOO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
KEK AS MY WITNESS, IN THE NAME OF TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

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>>131830672
incredible

>>131826604
It's a matter of volume.

>>131830105
c o u g h i n g f i t
p a n t s o f s h i t
c a n ' t s t a n d u p
s h e h a s t o s i t
e v e r y t i m e s h e t e l l s a l i e
s h i t r u n s d o w n h e r i n n e r t h i g h
p e e p e e p e e p o o p o o p o o
s h e w o n ' t m a k e i t t o t h e l o o
b y p e p e k e k a n d d o n a l d t r u m p
l i v e o n a i r s h e t o o k a d u m p

>>131826322
i think they got that backwards. she shit herself because she collapsed

>>131826322
Coughing Fit...

>>131826322
The WaPo said that was because Russia poisoned her.

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>>131826322
I've got this chick's nudes

>>131826604
The Alzheimer's kicked in and she thought she was in her bathroom. She just tried to sit down on her jewelry encrusted toilet seat that was paid for by the Clinton Foundation.

>>131826322
I'm sure that was part of it. Shitting yourself doesn't cause you to lose entire control of your body.

>>131829931
Pee isn't as gross, for one thing. That dossier was proven false as /pol/ fanfiction, while Hillary's poopy diapers are an undeniable truth.

>The debates
>Trump and Hillary are center stage
>Earlier before the debates Hillary scarfed down a lot of Mexican and Middle Eastern food to seem more culturally enriched
>Right off the bat Trump starts decimating Hillary's ass
>Hillary's brain start to short circuit
>Next thing you know her diaper is getting loaded and loaded and loaded with unending amounts of elderly woman poopy
>Hillary tries to stay cool
>U-Uh... the reason we should let more Syrian refugees into the country is... uh
>Poopy is still flying out like money out of a piggy bank
>Her diaper rips despite double padding and it starts getting into her pants and some chunks onto the floor
>Next her pants rip and poopy is getting all over the stage
>She makes a face similar to the balloon one only with her eyes closed because she is orgasming at the sensation of fresh poopy fleeing out of her bottom
>Poopy starts to flow to where the audience is sitting
>Republican side runs away, democrap side grabs her poopy and rubs it on their skin because they believe it's some sort of symbolic way of supporting Muslim rights
>Trump looks smugly at the camera knowing that he won this debate without even saying anything
>Trump wins nom
>MAGA

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That's just amazing

>>131832430
PANTS OF SHITS

>>131826604
You never lost consciousness on the toliet? Fuck man my poos rek my shit

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>>131834003
Nah man, when I was a junkie maybe. I'd say lay off the opioids, bananas and cheese.

>>131829654
>cant understand the irony

thats the point doofus

>>131826322
You shit your pants when you die, this confirms that she died and a body double replaced her.

>>131835015
>She died in front of ground zero
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>131826322
I heard rumors that she smells really bad, maybe that's why.

>>131832706
>ITT: a bunch of faggots who don't want to see her hairy pussy
Well I'm out, peace.

>>131826322
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
CAN'T STAND UP
SHE HAS TO SIT

Never heard of anyone falling for shitting themselves. Idk about this.

>>131826322
PANTS OF SHIT

>>131835425
She smells like poopy, obviously.
>>131835492
No, I don't. It's covered in poopy and that's disgusting.

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>>131826322

can't make this shit up

>>131836511
She makes that shit up in her pants all the time, though.

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>>131826322

>>131830085
>Not fighting in an unjust war that oppresses people makes you a pussy

Try harder, Sharia Blue. We aren't 70 year old Neocons.

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>>131826322
Coughing fit, pants of shit.

>>131826927
omg you're right, its true. It's certainly believable.

Damn how embarrassing does something have to be for you that you make up the excuse "Na bro I just shit my pants" and think that sounds any better? kek

>>131830085
Vietnam was an evil war. Trump is always right. How does it feel to support the Vietnam war, you neocon? Trump is god.

>>131830672
Bravo, sir. This is truly art.

When you have seizures which she is suspected of suffering from you often shit yourself.
Source: Cousin has seizures bad ones.

>>131829654
Yes, yes, let the hate build in you!!

The more frustrated you get, the stronger Trump becomes. Soon the glorious purge will begin! Heil Hydra!

>>131829931
1. piss sex is hot
2. that dossier was fake
3. piss sex is hot
4. Trump s a germophobe so unlikely to be into that
5. it's his loss
6. piss sex with a smoking hot girl is so fucking awesome

>>131828696

Sudden loss of blood pressure when she evacuated 5 pounds of greasy shit all at once.

>>131830069
Agreed. The fact she just collapsed hardly makes it unbelievable that she might have shit herself.

She randomly fucking collapsed with no explanation.

More than likely she randomly shits herself.

>>131838270
Fine art, or "Fart" for short.

>>131829654

We can still see the leaf

>>131830105
>>131830672
>>131830859

This was the first thing I thought of when seeing this. Holy shit, we actually managed to meme it. It didn't happen on stage during a debate like we wanted, but it still happened, and it was still caught on video, and it basically defeated her and won Trump the election.

Meme magic is real.

>according to unnamed sources
Now that's what I call real news.

>>131836511
Jonjo is underrated.

>>131826322
side of beef with gravy

>>131826604
Hold your shit until it bursts out and tell me you don't lose your balance.

>>131833436
I remember this. We must get Trump to tweet....

> Remember in the debates when
> Hillary's brain short circuited
> because I decimated her Ass
> she had scarfed down a lot of Mexcian food to enrich herself
> But she couldn't keep her cool
> Unending amounts of elderly woman poop started flying out like money out of a piggy bank
> Then remember how her diaper ripped
> (despite the double padding)
> The chunks were all over the debate floor stage
> She made that face similar to a balloon and started to orgasm right there in front of everyone
> Sad.
> Then the dems started to smother it into their skin in support of Muslims..
> These people are mentally ill
> Maybe I should sign a bill to sanction all the democrats who were at that debate and rubbed Hillary's fecal matter into their faces for their own safety.

I think it might trigger a fake news anchors at ISIS news network. :)

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>>131829654
Triggered?

>>131840046
retard

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>>131826322
So the meme about burgerclaps sharting themselves is true

>>131830476
She is famous for it. Ask literally anyone in the DC police. It's an open secret.

>>131834003
retard [2]

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>>131826322
why did the shart meme have to die out when it wouldve been perfect for this?

>>131839607
first thing i thought as well. it was memed. i remember posts during the election wondering if it was possible.

>>131831475
>>131830672
>>131830859
>>131830105

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>>131826322
Sounds like she ran for president of the wrong nation to me.

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>>131830859
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498790774452.webm

That was in an episode of Scrubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrKP6-jA8kY

How big much she have shit for it to swamp her Depends and knock her down. Seems dubious.