Brit/pol/ - Severe Mental Illness Edition

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Go on, have a laugh

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/389755/20141208-JDP_0_01_Ed_5_UK_Defence_Doctrine.pdf

I'm probably the most mental one here.

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>Ladies and Gentlemen Mr. Burt Bacharach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7uh15s23nQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7uh15s23nQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7uh15s23nQ

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>>131825334

>>131825334
/are mentalist/ though

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g-good evening anonsenpais...
how are you all?

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>>131825227
How is Rose doing?

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>P U R G E

What does brit/pol/ do aside from posting at this time of night? Do you listen to the radio/have TV on in the background?

>>131825540
watch videos about the illuminati

/no power/ here

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>>131825540
I hang out in a comfy stream desu.

>>131825371

Sublime songwriter.

>>131825540
yeah ive got family guy on in the background atm. its from one of the earlier series so its watchable

>I've been mad for fucking years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R49d4f5sEs4

>>131825540
Watch stock futures for potential happenings to make money from.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4

>>131825334

And the most sane too.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13318601/

>>131825540
I'm listening to Radiohead's Glastonbury set after my mates reminded me about it the other day, I actually like them, putting aside all the virtue signalling crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d9S5FCThro

>>131825450

Evening lad good thanks, and you?

>>131825540
Drink, play vidya, listen to music while the TV is on in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTUcoR8_pyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNuo72QuYk

Save us

>>131825540

Listening to Sisters of Mercy while schooling children in Titanfall

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>>131825779
aaaargh

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>>131826047
y-yes I am good

>>131825540

I usually listen to LBC but I'm caught in a Burt Bacharach moment currently thanks to >>131825371

>>131825540
sky boxsets

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>>131826263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HarKG2vy2kk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HarKG2vy2kk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HarKG2vy2kk

>>131826202

Good to hear - just in time for /comfy/ hours.

just done 20 pushups in 16 seconds
is that good?

>>131826555
no

If I'm awake in time should I call in O Brien on LBC tomorrow and pretend to be so liberal that even he ends up disagreeing with me?

>>131826555
Keep that up and you'll be ripped in a month.

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>>131825540
Erotic ASMR.
It's simultaneously soporific and arousing.
Probably doing myself lasting mental damage desu

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>>131826190

Kek thanks lad. When my router stops playing up I'll revert to my Union flag (it currently defaults to US for some bizarre reason). I figured that being a pirate is about as English as one can get under the circumstances.

Lads, I've not left the house or showered in a month and now I feel sad and nervous about having to go to work and talk to people. Can I have bennies instead?

>>131826555

Depends, are you fucking knackered now? Could you do another 20 in the next 16 seconds?

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>>131826500
it is very comfy. I like these hours. no reports/bans either
>>131826658
please do that would be fun

>>131826699
what's the point of having an undamaged mentality anyway. you don't get points for returning it in good condition at the end

None of you are actually talking about politics.

>>131826555
They were probably fucking shit form, so no, not good. Try to do 60 in 3 minutes.

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>>131825610

My YouTube is on autoplay so I'm now on a Burt Bacharach fest. Truly /comfy/.

>>131826759

No go to work, it's not that bad because you only have to pretend to be normal for 6-8 hours

Interestingly though if you can pretend to be normal enough to keep the job after a while you'll get so used to being normal that you'll actually be a bit normal

>>131825540
John Smith's extra smooth. dry roasted nuts and catching up on my box sets.

>>131826997
But lad didn't you hear, I feel a bit sad! I'm clearly mentally ill and therefore unfit to work. Gib bennies

lads why can't Corbyn just drop his love for Muslims and immigration, he could be the perfect candidate if he fought for the white working class

>>131826976

i can't believe thatcher is dead

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>>131826759

>>131827108
He does, doesn't he? Aren't whites the many?

>>131826759
If you do end up trying for a pip assessment or something similar then this might help.
https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/personal-independence-payment-pip/pip-points-system

Tbh it's not a great life but it's better than being so depressed that you can't go into work and have no income.

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>>131827108
>lads why isn't red blue like wtf so stupid
please stop this 'corbyn is based except for immigration' meme you pleb

>>131827108

he's quite old so new things are hard for him

Still no power here, I might sneak downstairs past the ghosts and get the mini marshmallows

>>131827235
The rest of the (3rd) world who aren't British are the many.

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>>131826491

You're spoiling us tonight lad - I have moved to this tune now. I really like Dusty Springfield too.

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>Emperor Donald I did wisely enact the Travel Ban and Anti-Sanctuary Laws, driving out the Moors and Mexican outlaws with a pious cruelty. And the people rejoiced.

Poor Brits have to live with Muzzies forever.

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>>131826988
I'm just flicking between /comfy/ oldie songs that come to mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-cbOl96RFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-cbOl96RFM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-cbOl96RFM

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>>131827246

majority muslim countries

Is everyone from Britain secretly depressed?

>>131827104
Sorry, you didn't convince me of your illness. Here's 73 quid a week JSA.

>>131826658

Top kek - the only glitch might be that you move his Overton Window even more to the left.

>>131827561
And then make his position even more unpalatable to a larger amoung of people?

It's a win win.

>>131827555
I'm a bit down desu

>>131827555
i love my life

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>>131826759

Nice bait lad - I'm all mental healthed out after the last thread.

>>131827561

I got a new payg sim card with 5 quid on it just for calling up LBC and sharing the ensuing lulz with you guys.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfAb0gNPy6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfAb0gNPy6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfAb0gNPy6s

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>>131827555
basically yes. or maybe I am projecting hehe

>>131826931

Well I won't be lad, although you almost sound like you want someone to notice your subversiveness.

>>131826997

That is damn good psychology lad.

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>>131827882
w-what... no, I was just saying I often get reported. I am not trying to subvert anything. thanks for no report senpai...

>>131827802
nat king cole is a negro huh

>>131826555
Try doing 3000rpm a minute like a car.

>>131826976
We're all politic'd out after watching 2 hours of political/current affairs TV programmes m8.
#KeepComfyHoursComfy
#FreeRimmer

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>>131828051
A-are you joking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2pEdc1_lI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2pEdc1_lI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r2pEdc1_lI

>tfwywn go to Syria and join the Kurds to fight with your fellow man for the socialist cause like a modern day Orwell

>>131828035
you might be less reported if you post leggier girls

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>>131827483

It's doing me the world of good - ta lad.

>>131828241
Enjoy getting classed as a terrorist by the security services.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrK5u5W8afc

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>>131828301
I like that picture.

>>131827636
>>131827780

You bring some good bants lad - just don't get b& kek

Lads have you seen this, it's honestly made me feel sad and depressed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-phsjiZcE&app=desktop

>>131828035

Kek - as if I would, but you're welcome regardless.

>>131828475
I am willing to call up O Brien and Farage for lulz Character ideas welcome.

I've given up phoning in to make a political point, trolling is much more amusing for the community, like old /b/ when we used to do fun stuff for shits n giggles.

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>>131828301
Your welcome senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE

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>>131828616
delete this

>>131828616

it's the radiohead probably

>>131828450

Thanks lad - it's just a stock sunset from the internet; please feel free to take for yourself.

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>>131825865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s

CROSSBOWS ARE STILL COMPLETELY LEGAL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO BIN THAT CROSSBOW

>>131828794
It literally red pilled my dad

>>131825227
>The detainees, from countries including Nigeria, Jamaica and Poland, are not covered by minimum wage legislation even though, unlike prisoners, they have committed no crime.
Them being here is a fucking crime. Fuck the comfy detention centres, send them to real prison, problem solved.

>>131828914
>t. davido kun
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

Feel like I have major depression at the moment. Life feels so dreadful. What do?

>>131828382
pls no im only larping

>>131829059
HELP TO PURGE CROSSBOWS FROM THE UK MARKET

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>>131828445

>>131829013
My dad is un-redpillable, completely fucking brainwashed, makes me so sad, doesn't wanna hear none of it "we're all humans" he says

so naive, doesn't know whats coming

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>>131828914
>ELO
shit just got real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik

>>131827555
>secretly

>>131825227
So is Corbyn /ourguy/ now or something?

>>131829341
no we're just still under siege by lefty shills and momentum circle jerkers

>>131829341
in fact a good proportion of old brit/pol/ have just up and left

>>131828760

I'll have to have a think and see if I can suggest anything.

>mfw not an oldfag and didn't experience the best days of /b/

>>131829341
He's always been secretly pro-Brexit, but I wouldn't say he was /ourguy/, he still wants to swamp us with a trillion refugees and destroy the economy.

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>Blocks your path

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>>131829239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-1u8xvk54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-1u8xvk54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-1u8xvk54

>>131828786
I find it sad what has happened to the nigger in the west from the false go equality. they had it all their own businesses their own culture and most of all they respected (maybe it was fear) the country they lived in, but the Marxist pricks swooped in and fucked it all up for everybody. I'm not saying some of the whites weren't cunts but that was bound to change from the political climate instead everything was mismanaged and now we have feral niggers in south Africa and retard wannabe gangstas in America and Britain.

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jonesing for a cigarette.

4 hours till the shop opens

used to be open 24hrs

fuck austerity

>>131829822
walk to a garage

>>131829263
My dads mate who does building work in Birmingham got a contract to knock down a Mosque and rebuild it (Or something like that i cant remember too well) And under the mosque they hit a big metal crate, when they opened it it was full of AK-47's and ammo, and they called the police and they took the weapons and they didn't hear anything about it since, if the muslims decide to do something we're fucked.

>>131829523
/b/ was never good but it is complete shit now, no cool raids or doxxing operations there, most of that happens on /pol/.

Last thing similar to old /b/ I think I helped in was when some tshirt company printed "fuck off" on the inside of some kids trump t-shirt, I phoned into the company in america pretending to be a bbc reporter

>>131829341
yes. he represents the will of the young people who got buttfucked by babyboomers

>>131828616

Hit me in the feels lad.

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>>131829576
>That one guy wearing the hand-me-down uniform and his mom's dress as a mask

>>131829921
>walk 8 miles to garage that might or might not be open open

>>131829799
Yet again as with everything its white middle class liberals who destroy society

>>131830151
I watched it earlier on this evening and iv'e been depressed ever since.

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>>131828732
>as if I would
thanks senpai... nice to hear that

>>131826759
becoming self-employed is the only way forward. it's the only way to maintain sanity and earn a decent life. i've tried being a wage slave, tried being a neet. they are both soul destroying.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEOJQawykD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEOJQawykD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEOJQawykD0

How can any of your parents not be redpilled? I think my parents would be seen as really racist.

>>131825309
Love how that link wraps around to become the /k/ Defence Doctrine.

>>131828616
Think I'll save this one for another time desu, don't want to trigger overly bad feels before bed

>>131829822
When I went to America I bought some nicotine gum for the travelling, tastes awful but did the job and has saved me from bouncing off the walls in the same situation, good investment. And if you ever decide to quit you've got a starter pack ready.

>>131829748

Eclectic lad - nice piece of music.

>>131825227
how does this make you feel ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Y-dWjJfto

>>131830470
they earn over minimum wage

>>131830470
My dad is staunch Remain and voted Maggie and Blair. When I told him we should ban nonwhite immigration, he agreed. Very confusing.

>>131830509
Iv'e literally been upset all night after watching it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5BcdmkiuaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5BcdmkiuaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5BcdmkiuaY

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>>131830569
Thanks lad, I haven't even seen the film just think its a pretty choon

>>131829988

Kek how did that play out? I often hear people lamenting the deterioration of /b/. Must've been heady days.

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Ha hahahahh hah ahhhha hhha hah hah ha ha ha ha!

>>131830631
This is worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-phsjiZcE

>>131830631
i feel anger at disgusting chavs and tescos and weatherspoons

>>131825523
Looks like a sand worm. That explains all the Fremen that Britain imported under Blair.

Captcha offered up street signs on a road I drove on yesterday.
Google is definitely trying to scare /p/olsters away.

>>131830768

I'm going to do a poo on you

*squeeze*

*plop*

hehe

*Runs away with a shitty arse*

>>131830640
Alri bigot

>>131830340

I usually pull this one out of the bag when I feel powerless, cliched as it might seem:

>God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

There must be a way lad.

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>>131830878
wtf is british "culture" anyway

>>131830470
My parents are redpilled on Islam, negatives of mass immigration, lack of impact that voting ultimately has etc
Mother has just bought The Strange Death of Europe, which I'm yet to check out myself.
I've even tried to raise the JQ with her, but she shuts it down instantly, I guess growing up in the immediate post-war decades has taken it's toll - she can't unsee (them) as being victims.

>>131829978
>>131829978
seen a lot of that going on all over europe mate, belgium, france the lot, they are literally soldiers, explains why theyre majority young males too

>>131827555
I actually feel brilliant, i have a connection to nature listing to good music. Smoking a bit of weed. Love man its all you need

reminder that crossbows are legal and we must stop this

its only a matter of time before someone uses a crossbow to fire a deadly spoon at somebody else

>>131830879
>weatherspoons
care to explain

>>131830830
Found the videos, the kid uploaded the vocaroo file to youtube videos, here is one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD8Ye3jkcPA

I said "are you feeling the Bern" to her a couple of times towards the end once she drew the conversation to an end, I'm not sure why, it wasn't particularly funny.

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>>131825891
>What does Mr Kipling do in his spare time?
>He pumps his tarts full of cream.
The randy sod.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN9Dipgqdtw

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>>131831238
not this

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>>131831112

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>>131830879
fucking hell im not even british but it hurts

>>131830447

This is the best one yet lad of the new stuff you've shared.

>inb4 I love piano music - do you ever listen to Keith Jarrett?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO8OwxSwHus

>>131825790
I've seen Roger Waters do the full Darkside and Wall albums live. Brilliant.
My BIL has 30 years in the music industry, he was working the lighting desk for Darkside, said it was the best gig he had ever seen.

If you have the chance to see him live before you kark it, do it.

>tfw scrolling Facebook
>video of some nigger asking questions in my town
>it's all niggers

I fucking hate that I'm made to feel bad for hating this.

>>131831355
I talked to this bartender who swears he saw one of those 'British big cats' outside his house; said he wanted to go shoot it with his crossbow. But his wife wouldn't let him.

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>>131831430
oh shit lad pulling this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8vJ_lMxQI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8vJ_lMxQI

>>131831358
our cultural strongholds of pubs have been cunted out of the market by nationwide branches of souless drinking dens that serve cheap nastry "food" and attract wenches with std's

there's nothing good about 'spoons apart from cheep booze and slags...they're devoid of "culture"

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>>131831550
>Keith Jarrett?
No never listened to him, any recommendations?

>>131831665
ah the tale of the legendary "British big cat"

i'm fairly certain they're pet cats that have gotten into the sewers and been mutated into crazy big clifford the big red dog style creatures

seriously though we have to do something about crossbows being legal

>>131831604
Best version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YPdzxB0LZw

>>131831730
>>131831430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMw1C6fPt8

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>>131831770

>>131831770
Spoons is a terrible place, i had these "friends" that would invite me to go drinking with them. And it was always fucking spoons, place is everything that is wrong with the Great British nightlife.

>>131831436
what is english culture if you take away sport and morris dancers?

its not immigrants fault that you live in a soulless cesspit

>>131825227

>Corbyn's purge of the blairites continues as he sacks 3 shadow cabinet members from their positions for voting to stay in EU single market

typical stalinist

dont agree with me? no job for you!

>>131832017
TO THE GULAGS

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>>131831174

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>>131831730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

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>>131832017
it was bound to happen sooner or later

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>>131831770
Speak for yourself mate, I visited a great carvery-pub recently. We should abolish the smoking ban and reduce alcohol taxes though.

>>131831822
I'm pretty goddam sure i saw one in Staffordshire last October. And yes crossbows are bad, nasty pointy things and should be banned along with forks and toothpicks.

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goodnight anons...

>>131831385

Listening now kek - good lad.

>>131831610

My parents went to see Roger do a gig a good few years back now maybe 2004 or so singing Wall and Darkside songs etc.

At the time I was at home with a mate smoking weed when the house phone rang, mums phone had accidentally dialed home in her bag, so there was me and my mate sat around the landline-phone listening to Roger perfom via the speakerphone for the rest of the night

>>131832310
"Schlomo Shekelstein" as my BBC reporters name was my favourite bit.

>>131832360
How much did that cost her phone?

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Goodnight chaps, sleep tight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2WoUtbzuw

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>>131832500
night night

>>131829341
He's definitely the most redpilled leader in the past few decades of British politics.

Don't believe the Tory shills that spammed those cringy Mummy May posts.

lads why is sugar even bad for you

i have about 10 teaspoons a day worth + all the rest from random chocolate and shite and i dont think its doing me any harm desu

>>131831784

This is a pretty seminal recording of his - he's a Jazz pianist (played with the greats) and tends to improvise on the piano:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_IW1wLZhzE

>>131832574
What is your height, weight, and body type?

>>131832204
i need a phrase like save a life bin that knife

but for crossbows because we need to make them illegal

>>131832628
FUCK OFF MI5

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>>131832543

>>131832487

I dunno m8, maybe £20 or so, she would have been on PAYG back then

>>131832280

Night lad - sleep tight

>>131832628
5'10, 11 stone, normal bordering skinnyfat

>>131832646
Feeling low? bin that bow!

>>131832809
that's pretty good

i can't believe crossbows aren't more regulated

with a slogan like this we'll ensure no one receives a spoon to the head

>>131831385
>>>131832434

That was brilliant kek - she really should not have kept talking but it made for excellent entertainment. I really laughed at the 'feeling the burn' bit at the end.

>>131832500

Night lad - sleep tight, and thanks for the great tunes.

>>131832974
The recent Shia vs 4chan flag debacle really made me hopeful again about this place.

>>131831385
Haha Rightly you madman, top kek

>>131832184
>carvery-pub

do you think they existed pre-1990?

>>131827108
Corbin would be happy with the NKVD killing the white working class Kulaks en-mass.

His entire shtick is based on destruction of the society and replacement with a dictatorship that slaughters the people. He is a true, 1930s style communist. If he appears to be in agreement with you its because he is appealing to your baser instincts so he can obtain power and destroy you.
That is how communists have always behaved. There are no exceptions.

>>131827141
She's frozen in a cryo-chamber along with Winston Churchill and King Arthur, awaiting the final battle when England will need all her heroes.

>>131833125

I absolutely loved that period of time, and spent any spare moment checking to see what was happening. I even checked on the stream when I was in Spoons kek. I can't really complain, as since I've been here, there's been the US election and the Shia stuff (I narrowly missed out in the Brexit vote).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM

can someone redpill me on why pol hates the 60s? it looked pretty comfy in England, I understand the American perspective though.

>>131833380
This. Corbyn is quite literally the most dangerous man in UK politics, and I don't mean danger in the media-savvy sense but in a genuine country-destroying-with-no-return sense.

Hey lads weird q here. When do i get my student loan money? The day i go to uni? A week before?

>>131833467
The decline of family and rise of hedonism. The 60s were fuelled by drugs and sex.

>>131828051
But not a nigger.

>>131833536
You'll get a letter detailing when the installments will be paid.

>>131833467

The Sexual Revolution and rise of feminism would be my guess, which has had a devastating effect on the family, but just speculating desu

>>131833666

>666

Spooky.

Whens that tho

>>131833388

Get out of britpol

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>>131833467
>it looked pretty comfy in England

if you were middle class, the 60s wernt so comfy for many

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>>131829978
>My dad's mate found a crate.
Sounds plausible enough. Did his mate's mate's Dad work for Nintendo?

>>131834231
Once your payment schedule is sorted. The first installment is usually a couple of weeks before term starts.

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I'm now 30 and wasted my entire 20s on 4chan.

>>131834391

It's easy to overlook how grim it could be in those times, but that picture encapsulates the life of some of our countryfolk at the time.

>>131834645
Jesus i'm 18, shall i get off before it's too late?

>>131834645
Happy Birthday!

>>131828241
Couple of /k/ommandos did that IRL and suffered Real Death.
Dead westerners are more valuable for PR than live westerners at the front who don't speak the language or know how to survive in the terrain. Expect to be strategically expended, with a video of your noble sacrifice ending up on LiveLeak, or Viced if you are lucky.
Don't romanticize tribal warfare. Kurdish men help their women commit suicide by throwing them from tower blocks if they refuse to marry as told.
Kurds spent decades at war with secular Turkey, backed by and trained in communist arms and doctrine.
Kurds are now at war with Turkey, Syria, Iraq that we know of and possibly with Iran.
If no one likes them there is probably a reason.
They have a good PR machine and get the West to support them in their wars when there is no benefit to doing so.
We don't cut any slack to (those) others who do that, why the Kurds?
Michael Yon made them the heroes of his blog at one point, he didn't report on scenes such as the teenage girl stoned to death in her village for going on a date without permission.
Yon stabbed a man to death in a bar fight.
He stole a weapon and joined in a firefight he was supposed to be reporting on, he became the hero of his own story.
The Kurdish mentality probably appeals to him. Just because he writes well doesn't mean he's telling the whole truth, a lot of the better military bloggers decided he was demented years ago and stopped linking to him. Unfortunately his PR glamorizing of the Kurds remains a meme.

>>131834645
I cant think of any better way to use my time desu

>>131834645
>wasted
i disagree

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>>131833534
Corbyn. Schnorbin. It's the end of the world, isn't it? Wake me up when Project Jeremiah becomes operational.

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>>131834764

Aye, to be fair these are post-war liverpool during the 60's, though as you know there were many other places like it pretty grim indeed whilst england was supposed to be the "happening" place, a far cry from the joviality of the Carry On films

>>131829523
/b/ was never good. Originalfag here.

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>>131834919
>>131834947
Feels good man.

>>131835376
>Originalfag here.
so i've got a 2002 regdated sa account with posts in adtrw discussing 4chan circa early 2004. i haven't met another certified originalfag in over a decade. can you prove it?

>>131835250

I used to work with a hardy Yorkshire woman, who was close to retirement at the time, and she used to think we'd gone a bit soft as a nation with all our creature comforts.

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finally back from yankland lads anything interesting happen in the past week or so

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>>131832574
>i dont think its doing me any harm desu
>desu
It obviously is doing you harm. You are using a Japanese word in a Brritish thread.
>How are you today, Grandmother?
>Lifes a fucking Desu, Jimmy.
Not likely is it?

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rate the tattoo lads

>>131835647
literal faggots hijacked the general

>>131835376

I love hearing the history of 4 chan, and often wish I knew about this place a long time ago. Mind you, I guess at the time I was busy with family life, so you can't have everything I suppose.

>>131834645
I think considering you're probably an insufferable autist, it's one of the better ways you could have spent that decade

>>131835788
type t b h out and see what happens

i am the most unjapanese person alive desu

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>alligator meat didnt get seized by customs

>>131835906
i've been on here/sa since i was 11 years old and my mind is fucking BROKEN

>>131836066

How so lad?

>>131832204
Chicago gives out vouchers for Nikes in return for turning in guns.
Maybe England could give out vouchers for guns in return for handing in crossbows?
Fun fact of political stupidity. Crossbows are illegal here, yet I have a legal Glock within reach.

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>>131834812
I'm 53. Me and my father invented this 4chin shit. I would jump ship now if I were you lad. One other thing, Destroy your Television.

One other thing. Has Are caught on yet? Are Queen, Are Theresa, Are blah blah blah. It isn't even a Willie post.

>>131835911
I'm actually pretty chill my dude.

>>131835592

Aye she's right, even my mum who is just over 60yo can remember growing up with no hot running water in her house, tin bath, outside toilet whilst she was a kid and this was in the city.

>>131836130
>How so
i can not carry a conversation with somebody irl. this isn't because of severe autism (maybe it is) and inability to maintain eye contact but rather because my mind is constantly fact-checking what they're saying and when i find something i think is wrong i instantly go off on them and try to provide evidence but it turns out people don't like being challenged irl

i find exactly 0 movies/tv shows entertaining. they're all incredibly boring with obvious plots, plot holes, inconsistencies, etc

i find everyone i meet to be incredibly boring

within 5 minutes of doing anything social i just wish i was back at home shitposting

it is absolutely impossible to offend me or surprise me in conversation and i assume others are similar so i end up offending people constantly

there's more but i don't want to keep listing

also i'm not sorry for the reddit spacing get fucked niggers

>>131836042
Are you suggesting there is something wrong with spud fingers?

>>131836755
thats pretty normal after finding out certain truths from this place m8 you're alright lad

>>131836349

And it wasn't such a long time ago in the grand scheme of things.

>>131836956
i'm not worried about it at all. i get all of my social interaction from here and vidya and it's more than enough for me. i am very content with my life but i will never ever be able to make a meaningful connection with somebody irl

>>131834812
Yep. If this becomes your only means of social interaction it will ruin your life.

I'm a socially retarded complete gun nut, but have managed to turn it into a social life by joining clubs, teaching others and befriending them. When their friends want to learn to shoot I help them. Over the years that has lead to offers of work, properties to hunt on, and a group that gets together for dinner and banter twice a month.
If you are socially retarded and use 4chan for that interaction you will never build a real life group of friends and potentially lose the ones you already have, as its easier to banter on here than go out and meet people.
Everything in moderation.

>>131837018
>ww2 was only 70 something years ago

>>131837102
>If you are socially retarded and use 4chan for that interaction you will never build a real life group of friends and potentially lose the ones you already have
this is true but i do not regret it one bit. normie conversation and humor is boring trash

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>>131836042
Forgot to include picture of Spud fingers in previous post.

>>131836755

Thanks lad - I think you've earned the right to Reddit space being an oldfag kek (not that it would bother me anyway desu).

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>>131833536
You want a loan, boy?

What song is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEf6OW1dnuU

Also this is the best channel

>>131837118

WW2 was one of the biggest redpills for me desu - particularly when a certain narrative is pushed in schools etc. There was a time when I thought that revisionists were completely left-field and probably had some kind of agenda, but facts slice through the narrative.

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>>131837631
Reminder that even questioning the details of the holocaust is illegal in many eurocuck nations. Reminder that the truth fears no investigation. I hope your almonds are going quantum

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He would have saved Britain

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>>131837273
>I think you've earned the right to Reddit space being an oldfag kek (not that it would bother me anyway desu).
Why mention it then? Obviously it does bother you on some level.

Coming home in 3 days :(((

>>131837750

Sadly, our nation is one of those that now punish questioning the holocaust narrative.

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>>131837846
Pubes!

>>131835547
Nah, earliest pics I have saved are from 2006. I watched the stalking of Cracky, with, IIRC Shia the mod outing her. The Guro board came and went, the /fur/ trap that lasted a week, with everyone who posted there banned, raiding Hal Turner, Pools Closed because of Aids, Crescent Fresh, The Rock is Cooking, MSG theme, the day /b/ died, BRB soup, Cracky vs Boxy Queen of /b/ wars, lots of deviant art before Deviant Art was a thing, raids on Gaia Online, Drawball, nigger being word filtered, Moot begging for donations on the front page, the site being down for days at a time in the early days and of course, quitting and flushing memory because the front page was 15 varieties of CP.

>>131837876

Our guest mentioned it first, so it was my little way of making him feel welcome.

>>131837923
i just got back from 2 weeks in japan with the gf and it is such a safe and polite country. People leave their bicycles unlocked all over tokyo and kyoto for christ sakes. meanwhile here i have to carry 2 bike locks to lock my frame, both wheels, and seat or else i'll come outside and some nigger, spic, or white trash has stolen something

fuck me it was great

>>131837991
just say this, then: "Why is it illegal for us to question some details of the holocaust? Doesn't the truth fear no investigation?"

If it's illegal for you to even question the law and not the event then holy shit

>>131838073
i am nostalgic as fuck but it was never good

>>131837631
>>131837750
I said earlier in this thread >>131829263
here, he always likes to say "how can you speak against the 1000s of witnesses", says it about 9/11 too.

I always do reply with if he finds it weird that people that want to question/investigate it are able to be locked up. Still, many from the past 2-3 generations that were somehow not affected by brainwashing, might be hope yet lads

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>>131838073
2006? LOL.

>>131837991
>>131838295
That's the thing, it is just "holy shit", look at the state of the germans, they are incredibly self-hating, all that denazification post-war was horrific

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>>131838363
>"how can you speak against the 1000s of witnesses"
how, indeed?

How the fuck are acid attacks becoming so common? They're terrifying.

>>131838295
>just say this, then: "Why is it illegal for us to question some details of the holocaust? Doesn't the truth fear no investigation?"
>If it's illegal for you to even question the law and not the event then holy shit

I think I put it a bit clumsily, as it is actually 'holocaust denial' which is perceived as being anti-semitic under new government guidelines., or could be seen as such.

You are correct, as your approach asks questions rather than making statements.

>>131838295
Agreed it was never good. But it was like watching a train crash that never ended. I lurked, never posted until /k/ came along, which was my 4chan home for many years.

>>131838673
>he doesnt carry a flask of acid to throw at whores faces

>>131838778
i still remember the feeling of making my first post, both here and on sa. it was ignored here and on sa i got banned for making a "hello goons" first post. good thing i had 10bux

>>131838363

I think there is hope largely due to the internet which is how I started to become red-pilled before I stumbled upon /pol/. My parents had their own brain-washing though - not through school, but in the propaganda after the war - newsreels etc. They are of the 'silent' generation.

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>>131838212
How old do you think 4chan is, lad? Or the internet for that matter? I recall the Yank flag discussing his autism, but I don't remember anything about age. Are you one of those anti-baby boomer faggots?

Shut the fuck up you weeb

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America is done for, but is there any way of saving Britain lads?

Seems like you lot are even further along the road to serfdom than we are

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1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

>>131838940
My first post on /k/ was screen capped as pasta, so I obviously fit in with the culture at the time. I think that was 2007 or 2008. Meplat was gone and there wasn't much in the way of expertise to educate those new to guns, so I was welcomed.
Yes I was a name fag when required for a thread, but I never tripped.

>>131838673
It's all Christopher Nolan's fault, his films are very memetic. Batman Begins started the mature broody superhero film trend, DKR gave us Baneposting, and the Dark Knight inspired burning people's faces off.

morning everyone

>>131838564

It was truly horrific, and Dresden, and the Rhine Meadows death camps.

>>131839239
i still have never posted on k even though i have multiple guns

>>131838573

I think people aren't aware of some of the claims made by eye witnesses.

>>131830445
I'm stuck for business ideas though

>>131839106
Aye, propaganda back then was arguably a lot more effective however now through cultural marxism even children are much easier exposed to it all, turn on the TV for a sec on comes 1 of those katy perry songs next minute a kid is askin their mummy why they are a boy or a girl, snowballs out of control. It's disgusting

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>>131839231
Pubes!

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>>131839422
you should educate them. don't say anything, let the eyewitness claims speak for themselves. there are hordes of these obviously bullshit statements that you could put together for educational purposes. many of which came from the trials and "eyewitness" testimonies in the trials shortly after the war

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>>131839629
t

>>131839231

you forgot:

>government consuming 60% of the national income every year
>mass importation of immigrants from the third world to have some taxable income that supports social benefits
>child prostitution rings throughout the country
>no-go zones slowly expanding in London, Wales and elsewhere
>record low human freedom
>record low economic freedom
>mass surveillance state; automated plate scanners track your movements literally everywhere
>nanny state policies prohibit owning most forms of self defense
>terrorist attacks every other week
>decades in prison for hurting people's feelings on the internet
>lame duck piece of shit PM
>parasitic parliament full of pedophiles and Islamophiles (like there's any difference)

anything else?

>>131839138

>How old do you think 4chan is, lad?

Circa. 2002 I believe.

Or the internet for that matter?

I first started using it in the mid 90s.

Are you one of those anti-baby boomer faggots?

No - I think it's a lot more complex than blaming all of the worlds ills on the boomers.

I'm gen x myself.

>>131839637
The lampshades made out of skin was proven false. There was one claim of them being in minecarts directed at walls at high speeds, nazis playing football with jewish babys

Its fucking absurd BUT NO NO, TO PRISON YOU GO

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>>131831238
Cotswolds Morris dancing, Border Morris, Rappers , Longsword Dancing, Garland Dancing, Northwest Morris, Clog Dancing, Bacup Coconutters, Molly Dancers

Wassailing, Plough Boys, Plough Monday, Church Clipping, Harvest Festivals, Wassail – Mari Lywd
Straw Bears, Tar barl festivals, Lewes Bonfire night and bonfire societies, Punkie Night, Souling, Corn Dollies, Oak Apple Day,

Mummers, Mumming, Guising, Maypole Dancing, Mistletoe Festivals, Filly Loo, Abbotts Bromley Horn Dancers, Green men, Jack In The Green, Sweeps Festivals, Cumbrian Piping, Well Dressing
Bottle-Kicking,

Hobby Horses, Mast Beasts, Mari Lywds, Hooden Horses. Padstow Obby Oss, Minhead Hobby Horse. Hunting The Earl Of Rhone
Castelton Garland Day, Hocktide and Tutti Men, Rushbearing, Rush Carts

>>131839637

I do as the opportunity avails itself Ameribro - delicately. My brother is pretty red-pilled, as is my son who's Gen Z (I don't push things on him but we have open discussions about political stuff).

>>131839846

Fantastic knowledge if you are actually American lad.

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>>131839896
>2002
Any chan before 2010.

>>131840496
>Fantastic knowledge
or he just paid attention to pol for the past year
>>131840721
2008 is when chanology happened and normies invaded because of attention whore faggots in guy fawkes maskes

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>>131839896
Generation X.
My sides.

>>131840890

Thanks - for some reason I had it in my mind that its origins were earlier. I've only been here less than a year, so pretty much a newfag.

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>>131840890
>chanology
My sides.

>>131841103

>Generation X.
My sides.

So you're 53 - right on the cusp of the boomers and x'ers. What do you identify as?

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>>131841663
I don't. Do you see what happened there?

>>131841900

You refuse to accept some arbitrary sociological label?

You refuse to accept some arbitrary sociological label.

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>>131842147
I can't reply right now I'm still laughing at the word chanology from the previous post. My sides cannot take much more.

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Don't worry brits. i'm sorry the Jewish psyops/Tavistock fuckery/falseflags/haji invasion/pedophile overlords are fucking your shit up. It's really bad here too.

I'm depressed as fuck too. I'm a decent looking lad, used to have a normal life.. I should be outside, enjoying summer but I can't. I wish I was an oblivious normie (I'm sure you guys do too)

It's hard, but Jesus is the answer, trust me. I'm praying for all of you.

>>131842799

Kek - it's ok lad, I'll be turning in before too long. Mind you, our American friend may have just invented a new word.

>>131842868
jesus was a numale socialist faggot

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>>131842147
Some Leaf posting Jesus freak disrupted my laughing at chanology moment. To answer your question..... Yes.

Two examples: 1.The richest person I know doesn't wear designer labels, but the poorest person I know does. 2. I was at lunch in the US with a rich lawyer. She pecked her nose and spread her nasal deposits on the underside of the table. She was my landlady and owned several properties. The poorest person I know, clad in Armani and Versace garb would never do this.