/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - UNITED EDITION

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who got
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>>131821304
A

>>131821304

I am now off the Trump Train.

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26 minutes

>>131821215
Note to TrumpOP, new pastebin is above character limit, unless I messed it up somehow. Testing again.

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HE WAS NUMBER ONE

>defunding sanctuary cities while Chicago goes bankrupt
it's pretty great to be honest

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OFFICIAL DONALD J TRUMP MUSLIM TRAVEL BAN IMPLEMENTATION COUNTDOWN CLOCK:

00 HOURS 25 MINUTES

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This week has been the most fun since Jan 20th.

>>131821215
Thank you for baking

>>131821372
I really hope these idiots try to riot in airports again. Felony rioting charges for all!

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>>131821215
Thank you based baker

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>24 minutes to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk

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I love Kellyanne.

>>131821419
He looks like Eric there.

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>>131821215
you lazy fucking nigger refresh the pastebin already

also updated
>VP Pence remarks @ Tendon Mfctng Cleveland OH 6/28/17
https://youtu.be/zIJUIoE-WMg

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>>131821215
Thanks for baking and keeping the thread alive!

>>131821406

>more and more fags on /pol/ and /ptg/ realizing the predicament The Land of Lincoln is in, and making threads about it

CAN ILLINOIS BE SAVED, /ptg/?!?!?!?!?!?

>>131821392
F

Shill count last thread: 7
Shill effectiveness last thread: 0

>>131821392
WHAT!
How?

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It's coming! Can you feel it!

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/ptg/ stands with Assad

Trump is not going to invade Syria no matter how much shills and redditors want him to.

>>131821372
anon, i...

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italian girls are white

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>ywn live in the timeline where president trump was 100% like how candidate trump envisioned it

>>131821215
23 MINUTES

Most men, particularly young, unmarried men, simply do not realise the amount to which (and the number of places from) that women bleed.

And yes, I'm aware you know what menstruation is. But I bet you didn't know how much came out. Did you know during the heaviest day of her cycle a woman will excrete more fluid in the form of period blood than they will urine that day. Think about how much you piss, and then imagine squeezing that out once every 28 days (plus a bit more on the days before and after).

But beyond periods, women just have thinner skin then men (literally), and a much more prone to casual bleeding. It's not uncommon for women to scratch and itch and it starts bleeding a bit, to drop an instrument and somehow manage to cut themselves, to just have days where they're bleeding for whatever reason.

Trump is a thrice married man, and he knows the secrets of women. One of them is that they really do just have blood coming out of their wherever all the time. The reason it doesn't get talked about much is because women are VERY sensitive about how much they bleed. It's the ultimate mark of male privilege to go throughout your day and not be bleeding for some fucking reason, and Trump's behaviour reminds women of their inherent physical insecurities.

Remember, it's never acceptable to be sexist to women. Deep down, they're perfectly aware they're inferior, and you don't have to rub it in.

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>>131821419
>>131821461
No problem.

>>131821515
Pastebin was refreshed, I left you a comment here.
>>131821388
Pastebin was over limit when baking.

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Oy Vey

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We are actually incapable of not winning

25,000 Years Left.

>>131821392
fuck cancer

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>>131821600

>>131821535
He's still alive if I remember, but he's in stage four cancer

>>131821526
>A state declaring bankruptcy is literally illegal, unconstitutional
>State constitution at the same time says the state can't reduce pensions
>250 billion in unfunded liabilities
Illinois is utterly fucked. I don't know what's going to happen. Federal government might have to step in.

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>>131821388
>>131821515
>>131821613
oops ;^)

also still looking for original of this

>>131821445
Leftists "rioting" at an airport and causing people to miss their flights because security would have to deal with them would absolutely infuriate the country.

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>>131821515

>>131821542
I've always been agnostic on Assad. All I care about is US interests.

>>131821542
This. All (((infighting))) between the two generals is and has been TRS shills and JIDF with divide and conquer tactics.

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ALL THIS WINNING

>>131821618
THEY'RE SO FUCKING MAD

I LOVE IT

THIS MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE

>>131821737
fixed and newt's playlist moved to previous appearances pastebin because fuck that link

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Moon-Trump Selected Transcript:

>Trump: That Kim is a Major League Dick. We're talking Zbig league dick.

>Moon: Agreed.....W-what will it take for you to like me as much as you like Abe?"

>Trump: Grabs these dicks' by the omanko - and send these bad hombres packing.

>Moon: I'm on it. (picks up the phone) Joo-won, commence operations Morning Cuck and the Brzezinski Face-Lift. An-nyeong-ha-se-yo!

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>>131821445
> I really hope these idiots try to riot in airports again
That'd be great

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>>131821372
Till protests at airports?
>WHOS STREETS?
>OUR STREETS
>NOT ALL MUSLIMS
>DOWN DOWN WITH CAPITALISM
>UP UP WITH SOCIALISM

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20 MINUTES EVERYONE! KICK OUT THOSE MUDSLIMES FOR GOOD

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Trump says sleep

Ummm... excuse me fellow Pedes, but how does humiliating an old frail woman help MAGA?

>>131821683

Remember, Trump tried to have a rally in Chicago last summer, (((they))) rejected him, and now they'll have to suffer the consequences

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>>131821372
Can't say I wish I brought fireworks

>>131821618
Who did Trump attack

STUPID NIGGER CANT EVEN FORM A PROPER SENTENCE

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>>131821618
>>131821821
>dat countdown

>>131821895
OUT OUT OUT!

Expect CNN's president Jeff Zucker to be fired any day now lads. Maybe some other big names will be let go as well, or at least rearranged. Their ratings are dogshit right now and they're embroiled in scandal after scandal.

Ppl watch cable news for the hosts, and ppl aren't watching any of CNN's hosts. Gonna be some MAJOR shakeups happening at that network very soon.

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>>131821522
Love you, Roosya.

>>131821835
kek, I will lobby for an informational section to the pastebin at one point but I don't have time right now. Thanks for fixing it.

Steinle sounds like a Jewish name

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>FOX HAS A TRAVEL BAN COUNTDOWN CLOCK

hahahahaha

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>>131821406
>rahm rambo deadfish stands his ground
>taxes skyrocket further
>rich whites of chicago elect a republican mayor

>>131821920
CRASHING THIS MEDIA PLANE

WITH ZERO SURVIVORS

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>>131821673
>stage4 pancreatic cancer

>>131821580
>pres trump will never ban every muslim majority & muslim plurality country from the US for life
>pres trump will never build a 1000 ft tall gold plated wall
>pres trump will never ally with Russia and Assad and retake Constantinople
a man can dream...

>>131821930
Apparently he said Megyn Kelly had blood coming out of her

>>131821864
Except for the people who miss their flights as a result.

Imagine if someone died as a result of missing a flight because of the "rioters".

>>131821608
>Remember, it's never acceptable to be sexist to women.
Then they should stop being crybullies and give the respect they feel entitled too.

>>131821349
FUCKING

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>>131821986

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>Fuck Marry Kill
marry lisa, fuck the freak on the right, kill middle

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>>131821986
HIGH ENERGY COUNTDOWN

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can i get some more "sweeite posting" please?

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It's amazing what this man can do with ONE tweet. They're dancing like puppets.

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>Jonathan Gruber can still show his face in public

>>131821930

Lefty media shills that attacked him the day before.

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>>131821907
No youre wrong

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>>131821215
What did he mean by this?

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>>131821907
i hope there will be big HAPPENINGS tomorrow!

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>>131822065
LEAF

State of HI just asked the shit judge in HI to clarify SCOTUS ruling. says Trump admin about to break the court injunction. Here we go....

IS GONA GO DOWN

>>131821895

kek - for a second there I thought CNN was running the countdown clock chyron. Hannity should run a Zucker Clock to when he will get shitcanned.

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>>131821215

>>131822028
Haha, she's jobless now or something.
Serves her right for messing with Trump

>>131822135
What do illegal immigrants have to do with freedom of speech?

>>131821580
>>131822020
It's only been six months faggot. It takes longer than that to right the ship when it's been going in the wrong direction for 30 years. Nice samefagging btw

>>131822135
he is forfeiting his seat in 2018

>>131821971

and that fucking kike will go right into another Media/Entertainment Jew CEO position and continue to wreak his cancerous havoc, won't he??

Unbelievable what these fucking people get away with

>>131822014
>Pancreatic cancer
he may as well be dead
pancreatic cancer is weird, like you don't need your pancreas, you can have it removed, but getting cancer in it has some of the highest death percentages out of all the cancers.

>>131821864
>> I really hope these idiots try to riot in airports again
>That'd be great

I don't think there will be riots.

What we're gonna see is CAIR staging AstroTurf. Pre-printed signs with the American Flag Burkah thing. Crying children. Some CAIR fags in suits going hrumph, ACLU doing the same.

Lots of video of "Legal Aid" card tables. Perhaps some angry cab drivers outside of JFK and La Guardia.

Same shit as last time. It's all artificial, staged for MSM consumption and regurgitation.

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>>131822135
>he thinks illegals are citizens

>>131822135
He needs to die

Why are the first 10 amendments called amendments? What did they amend?

>>131822135
>just primary my shit up, family

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http://nypost.com/2017/06/29/joe-and-mika-delay-vacation-plans-to-respond-to-trump-on-air/amp/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JOE'S GOING PYSCHO TOMORROW

>>131822083
You're supposed to kill the Jew anon

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>>131822083
I'd fuck and marry the one on the right and kill the other two, you watch. Just you watch me fuck that one on the right. We have the best fuckers. I'm going to fuck that one on the right so hard it'll make your HEAD SPIN.

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>>131822200

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They will not have died in vain.

>>131822237
you need your pancreas

who are 3 House democrats who voted for sanctuary restriction bill?

>>131822265
They weren't in the original draft, but got added shortly thereafter. Thus, amendments.

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>>131821215
There's too much fun in my mornings now

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>>131822281
>delay their vacation
>to respond to a tweet
>by a master troll

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JOE AND MIKA DELAYED THEIR VACATION TO CRY ON CAMERA TOMORROW MORNING BECAUSE TRUMP WAS MEAN

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i just heard through the grapevine that Tucker will actually be on tonight

>>131822237
>you don't need your pancreas

>>131822083
1 marry
2 fuck
3 kill
ezpz

>>131822227
>what
>is
>shitposting

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>>131822281
>he did it right before their vacation

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>>131822129
no I say sleep not stay awake

>>131822155
>Hawaii secedes from the Union
>The next day, Trump starts a war against North Korea (doesn't need Congressional approval since we're technically still in a cease-fire)
>Hawaii gets nuked

pottery

>>131822281

inb4 this kind of article:

>YOU MONSTER RUINING THEIR VACATION

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Post Fox News waifu

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>>131822281
Master baiter

>>131822358
This is hilarious! These two are Chris-Chan now.

EVERYONE READY FOR THE COUNT KRAUT?????

>>131822311
>>131822372
My bad
I mixed up pancreas with Gallbladder
You can live without your gallbladder, pancreas is needed

People act like Trump is such an anomaly when Berlesconi acted like this and won elections for years. And there have been other political figures worse than Trump in recent history

>>131822348
this cock tease needs to fucking put out already

>>131822348
This asshole better deliver.

>>131822155
Lower courts can't override the Supreme Court. Trump is just going to tell them to get fucked if they issue a (((ruling))) or (((injunction))).

>>131822372
Then how can they remove it then?

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>>131822460

>>131822460
Tarlov

I want to dominate her until she finally submits to conservative viewpoints

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>>131822460
i love timpf

>>131821334
>Not liking Dutch girls
I don't think you can be human if you don't like them and their amazing bodies
Also why u no have bath/shower combo?

>>131822083
Mary 1, fuck 2, kill 3

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>>131822281
>wake up
>everything that happened hours ago is not a dream
>media are still talking about it
>travel ban being unopposed

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>>131822281
>tfw Trump only did it to ruin their vacation

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15min untile travelk ban

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>>131822460

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>>131822348
I hope he's saving the best for last. I'll be very disappointed if CNN does not get shut down and investigated at the end of this.

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Can I get a MAGA for all this winning?

>>131822281
Did he just ruin their vacation with two tweets?

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>>131822083
>implying there's any option other than marrying Lisa and giving her a half dozen little conservatives to raise
As for the anon who wanted Dana bikini pics; I'm now convinced they're all just shoops of Danica Patrick. Did find this tho

>>131821215

TODAY'S SCHEDULE

DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR THURSDAY, JUNE 29, 2017

In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. In the afternoon, the President will depart the White House en route to the Department of Energy, where he will give remarks at the Unleashing American Energy event. The President will then return to the White House. In the evening, the President and First Lady Melania Trump will welcome President Moon of the Republic of Korea. The President and the First Lady will then participate in a reception with the Republic of Korea delegation. Later in the evening, the President and the First Lady will have dinner with President Moon.

>10:30AM THE PRESIDENT will receive his daily intelligence briefing

>3:00PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to the Department of Energy

>3:25PM THE PRESIDENT gives remarks at the Unleashing American Energy event

>3:50PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at the White House

>6:00PM THE PRESIDENT and THE FIRST LADY welcome President Moon of the Republic of Korea

>6:15PM THE PRESIDENT and THE FIRST LADY participate in a reception with the Republic of Korea delegation

>*6:30PM THE PRESIDENT and THE FIRST LADY have dinner with President Moon

>>131822617
(((LAWYERS))) ALREADY STATIONED AT AIRPORTS

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>>131822550
a man of taste

Can we talk Bannon for a minute? I've heard word he's a nationalist. Not just a patriot, a nationalist, in the same vein as what Teddy Roosevelt was working towards. Does anyone know of anything that influences or talks about his ideology? Or anything he has recommended, or commended? I understand he's had some run ins with the Neoreactionary cloud, but I'm more interested in the specifics.

>>131822494

>. And there have been other political figures worse than Trump in recent history

Berlesconi
Andrew Jackson
LBJ

Having a list would be fun/handy.

>>131822135
He's a faggot i don't understand why Conservatives like him.

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>>131822622
Fuck that bitch she cant take a joke

>>131822281
What a bunch of dopes
falling for a tweet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>131822717
read about beacon of freedom

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>>131822281
I still can't tell if Joe is just pretending to be retarded because he's blackmailed by the dead intern

>>131822717
media was kvetching about him reading Evola and Maurras

>>131822680
What the hell could those lawyers even do at this point?

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>>131821507
Nope, Sarah is the top MILF !!

>>131822135
I am so ashamed to have voted for him.

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Oy veyyyyyy

>>131822083
marry fuck kill

What if Trump pisses of Cali enough that it secedes, then Trump declares war on Cali, annexes it, but because it's conquered territory he can issue an Eviction Proclamiction, announcing that all illegal immigrants in occupied territory are to be automatically considered invaders, and because Cali is conquered territory it doesn't get any electoral votes until it gets rid of it's Mexicans?

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>>131822615
>>131822358
>>131822438
>>131822406
>>131822350
>>131822655
Which one of you anonymous sources fucking leaked Joe's vacation plans to Donald.

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>>131822638
>BIG PHONEY TITS

>>131822135
He's a retard who doesn't understand federalism or enumerated powers.

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Ready for Tucker Krauthammer?

>>131822848
Bruce Jenner?

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Macron, yes! Paristan!

>>131822860
JUST

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>>131821547
Now that Zbig the middleast warmaker is dead Joe is stuck with his Low IQ spooge bunny .She divorced her bubby last year and I guess Joe thought he'd make his move on her.Lucky Guy!

>>131822883
If California attempts to secede because of beaners you can bet your ass every beaner that's arrived in the past 100 years is getting removed to mexico.

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Is Joe the ever giving meme?

>>131822155
Supreme Court has already ruled, it doesn't matter what some federal district judge says. They can't "clarify" a ruling. Trump will just ignore them anyways.

10 FUCKING MINUTES

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Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KwLtcOQ9aM

>>131822135
>i v-v-voted no today on two bi-DRFUMPF IMPEICH PLS DRUKMF HE CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS DRUMFPF!!!!!!!

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>>131821215
Thanks Anon
Will put to good use.

My theory is that Trump sent the tweets about Murderin' Joe and his Side Hoe to suck the oxygen out of the media cycle today.

It's all the MSM is fixed on, while Le Muslim Ban goes into effect.

>Hey, look, a squirrel!!!
>MSM runs after it
>Hadji's BTFO while the MS is distracted

>>131822135
Bye faggot. The one man Holocaust Ted Nugent will be out doing rallies with your primary opponent.

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>Stefansson is kill
Sad

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>>131822848
That's nice. You can have her.

Kellyanne is perfect.

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>>131822924
Give me a minute
No

>>131822717
the camp of the saints, by jean raspail

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WHAT IS NASA HIDING

>>131823022
till what?

>>131822390
>I was merely pretending

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>>131822893
>@RealDonaldTrump
>first morning tweet tomorrow, right before morning joe
>I heard psycho joe and his insane lover cancelled their vacation over my tweet. Their such losers. Sad!

>>131822265
1st ten amendments to the Constitution are called the Bill of Rights

>>131823080
Travel ban is implemented

>>131823057
I don't think there is even a way for Trump to lose any more. He is just having fun

>>131822951
To be fair, he was probably trying to avoid yet another terrorist attack.

>>131822494
When you say "worse" you mean better at banter?

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>>131822529
WEW

>>131822550
I wanna do same to Lauren Duca even though she's not Fox News.

>>131822281
Trump knew exactly what he was doing.

>>131822497
The last two videos were pretty fucking big

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>>131822951
Yeah this ain't going to fly.

>>131823044
Are...Are they calling for Venezuela to save the US? or are they Venezuelans asking for US help?

>>131821575
Not really but sort of.Your dark complexions are the result of a previous Muslim rape of Italy.A Sicilian has blonde hair and blues eyes.They are white.

>>131823022

5 MINUTES!

8 MINUTES!
HAPPENING NOW!

>>131823153
>implying it won't happen regardless

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>>131821542
Who has the fattest ride in Damascus?
>Wanna ride in my Sukhoi?

WOW A BLACK MAN WANTING TO KILL SOMEONE

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EIGHT AND A HALF MINUTES
EIGHT AND A HALF MINUTES
EIGHT AND A HALF MINUTES
EIGHT AND A HALF MINUTES
EIGHT AND A HALF MINUTES

>>131822281
HE'S RUINING THEIR LIVES LMAO

>>131823216
Venezuelans begging for US help.

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>>131823182
OH FUCK.YES.EXE

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>>131822155
>hey judge, speak on behalf on this higher court for me!
Yeah right; like that'll work.

>>131822095

Have to give props to /ourspokesthicc/ Sarah Huck-Sanders. She's pretty much stonewalled whatever pathetic attempts of muh tweethurtz the pressfags tried to stump her with.

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>>131822914

They're not really fake are they?

>>131823290
stop the presses!

SEVEN MINUTES UNTIL THE BAN

>>131823153
>When you submit to your enemies, you win
Only a leaf could make excuses for this.

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>haven't been this excited since the innuguration

>>131823153
But I thought right wing christian white nationalists are the real terrorists? That's the dumb line media often spits out, I guess it's only convenient when someone dies.

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>>131822460
>ywn take Lisa home and clean/bandage all her bruises after she's won the ladder series of Fox QT Fight Nite
>ywn tell her how proud you are that she fought and beat all those neo-cons and libshits into submission proving hard right values are best
>she will never respond telling you she's ready for kid #8

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7 MINUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwAtVK-6USo

7 MINUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwAtVK-6USo

7 MINUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwAtVK-6USo

7 MINUTES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwAtVK-6USo

>>131821215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCHvSaw3_Z4

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>>131823221
italians are white

>>131822135

He's kind of a faggot

>t. Michigan

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Hawaii is asking judge to rule that Trump travel ban enforcement is at odds with SCOTUS ruling

this just got filed

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>>131823292
>perfect timing for Tucker

>>131823057
Trump never stopped with the 4-D chess.
His agenda is being marched forward while the media and the left chase hollow apparition's of cognitive dissonance and rejection of responsibility for their loss.

In a way, this Russia stuff ultimately helped Trump in the long run. Kept the Dems rabid, uncooperative and petty with an obvious display of having zero solutions for real problems by Everyday Americans.

And at the end it all collapsed on the media exposing their bias and willingness to lie.

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>>131823076
I was listening to this live. It was some crazy shit. The dude said it with such confidence and conviction. But like many of Steel's claims this afternoon, he has

>no proofs

At one point a caller actually asked Steele for evidence that he had even been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize like he claimed. That was one of the more grounded claims he made today.

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>>131822348
>Okeefe
>6 or 7am
Fuck this guy he'd probably release it at 9am
Dont disrupt our morning cup of Joe raging at Donald.

Nearly five minutes till!

>>131822135
VOTE THIS FAGGOT OUT

Wait, so with the new bill are "sanctuary cities no longer allowed to release criminals without telling ICE?

SIX MINUTES UNTIL THE TRAVEL BAN

>>131823141
o fak

>>131823216
They probably want Trump to go full Reagan and back their right wing nationalist paramilitary groups.

>>131822951
I was at that market in November. It was pretty nice. Was scared shitless some Muzzie was going to open fire, though.

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>>131822281

>cancelling a vacation because of Trump

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>>131823414

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https://youtu.be/fh-TKJTCtnw

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>>131822848
Oh ho ho, seems like i made another convert! Welcome to the MILF Group. If things keep going this well in the end this will cease to be an chinese cartoon forum and become a MILF appreciation forum

5 minutes till America becomes officially a dictatorship of the worst kind

5 minutes to go until the travel ban goes into effect, get ready for possible chimp outs

>>131823415
I heard no tucker tonight

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>>131823100
checked

WHO'S READY FOR SOME /salt/

160,000 years left!

>>131822771
The database on censorship ?

>>131822811
Evola and Maurras are too general. They're both very good, don't get me wrong, but I was more so curious about if he had anything specifically about America.

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I love when faggy liberals get so butthurt over straight people.

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5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES
5 MINUTES
>5 MINUTES

>>131823503
Says the guy using the flag that is known as death and suffering to everyone in eastern Europe.

>>131821215
https://youtu.be/Wn3MKPyBe8Y

>>131822135
Syrian and Palestinian mutt.

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>>131823498

FIVE MOR EMINUTES

>>131823292
To be fair, I think most human beings have contemplated murder once or twice in their life. I know I have. The difference is whether you act on your impulses or not.

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5 MINUTES

WHO ELSE /comfy/ ?

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>>131822951
>>131823204
Yes, it will. They chose to commit suicide. Let them choke on their own blood from the wounds they self inflicted.

France is dead, and should rightly be forgotten.

>>131822281
lol these idiots are about to destroy themselves.

JUST WOKE UP

How did the 2 votes go?

>>131822348

I am seriously getting tired of being let down by O'Queef.

>>131823498
These judges need a good hanging.

>>131823414

At this point, I don't think there is anything they can do. SCOTUS already spoke.

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>>131823100
check'd

UNDER FOUR MINUTES
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
WE'RE REACHIN LEVELS OF WINNING THAT WE COULDN'T GET BEFORE

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4 MINUTES UNTIL WE SHUT IT DOWN

>>131823226

I mean ok it's happening but what does this mean exactly?

Are people from travel ban countries getting turned away from airports right that minute? Or will there be another logistical fiasco where the airports will blame all the chaos on Trump?

What does this mean in practical terms?

>>131823498
FUTILE

4 MINUTES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>131823630
Passed the house, needs senate approval

>>131823630

Both Passed

question: has Mika insulted Trump's appearance *prior* to his plastic surgery thing?

it doesn't matter to me but I've been talking to a liberal who, surprisingly, thinks it may be justified

>>131823630
They both passed the house. Now they need to pass the Senate

>>131823216
I've been saying this all the time but Venezuelans are against their government, the only people who aren't is Cuba or paid government agitators. Seriously even Venezuelans know their country is a mess waiting to implode.

>>131823414
They're basically trying to undermine SCOTUS now. This won't bode well for them.

>>131823630
Both passed, and Trump murdered a woman on live twitter

>>131823595
you should paint the walls dark grey

No human being is illegal #NoBan #NoWall

>Travel Ban Cancelled
>Hawaii-D(2) fills injunction challenging Trump's admin. definition of "bona fide"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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>>131822932
Wut ? Sarah is the GOAT !

>>131822155
BREAKING: Hawaii files court challenge to Trump administration's definition of close U.S. relationship needed to avoid travel ban.

MEXICANS BTFO IN 3 MINUTES
MEXICANS BTFO IN 3 MINUTES
MEXICANS BTFO IN 3 MINUTES
MEXICANS BTFO IN 3 MINUTES
MEXICANS BTFO IN 3 MINUTES

>>131823630
We won.

>>131823630
They passed the House. They go to the Senate next before the President's desk

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>>131823725
Look at her face, I say it was justified

>>131823600
This. It's sad though, you hear about how great and interesting French culture used to be and now it's nothing but another land for islam.

is tucker on tonight?

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>>131822460

The only one for me.

>>131822951
You christcucks need to start getting violent
The left bend over for anyone they are afraid of.

>>131823725
They've made fun of him for being orange and such for months man.

>>131823725
>question: has Mika insulted Trump's appearance *prior* to his plastic surgery thing?

She recently made remarks implying he was insane, and had a small benis

>>131823498
Poor babies can't handle defeat. The Supreme Court has already decided this is allowed, so fuck them.

>>131823731
Are they expected to?

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>>131822951

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>>131823748
This. #LetThemIn

HYPE

>>131823785

When is the senate vote?

>>131823600
I guess this is how the long running joke that is the French ends.

>>131822281
Kek trump knows mika will be in a terrible mood and a massive cunt to joe during vacation now

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TWO MINUTES WOOOOOO

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2 minutes

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TWO!
MINUTES!
TO MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc

>>131823749
FAKE NEWS.
>Anonymous Sources

>>131823707
>>131823731
>>131823742
>>131823785

Cheers lads.

When's the vote and are they expected to pass?

>>131823820
The French are cucks.

>>131823837
If the Democrats in the senate want to get reelected they will

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Get a load of these fucking cucks. They just started a chain event.

Every fucking state will do the same

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>>131823792
>whiteknighting
lel

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>>131823066
Thanks, Sarah blows KAC away ! Plus she gonna own the NYTIMES !!

Baking

Worry not

>>131823907
QUICK, POST YOUR THREAD THEMES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gOx3j_hkwI

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>>131823792
Still better than that grandma kellyanne 2bh

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>>131821547

>25 mins until travel ban takes effect

is this real? what does it mean?

>>131823859
>When is the senate vote?
It's turtle to decide

>>131823749
>cancelled
Nope. State Dept is just going to ignore them. Supreme Court > Every other court. Hence the name.