THE NEIL imminent.
>>131815728
two quid
>last QT next week
EVERYTHING WE SAY IS TRUE
EVERYTHING THAT THEY SAY IS WRONG
TRUST THE MSM GOYIM
>that necklace on the last questioner
was he a satanist?
>after causing Brexit and winning the US presidential election
>Trump sparks a literal global debate on how shitty the MSM is
>>131815861
God that was total shit
Christ lads that was awful.
>>131815897
Neo Pagan larper most likely
doctor who is so fucking bad
>>131815728
can we get a stream link?
Liam Fox did fairly well I thought
>>131815920
TWO
QUIDS
>>131815867
Huh? Is it the summer break?
>>131815920
Explain this meme
>the this week love island
wew
>>131816028
i agree pham
The old man with the SAS tie and the Victorian fire safety book should be on more things
>this week love island
WHY CAN'T I GET AWAY FROM THIS SHIT
>>131816028
wonder if they draw short straws for who gets wheeled out
>>131815907
>Implying nobody has ever spoken of media bias or legitimacy before
>20 of my unemployed waster friends who sit on facebook all day don't buy newspapers
>>131815907
>causing Brexit
Dieses Woche yetz
>>131816019
Bloody hell! it turns out the bad guys were the (INSERT DALEK and/or CYBERMEN) all along! what a plot twist!
>>131815728
I tried my best, boys
>pic related
poor intro to this week
>>131816112
Literally never heard of it until a few days ago.
>>131816043
Her pussy is probably worth about 2 quid
What actually is Love Island?
>>131816112
love island is hype debate me
neil using the love island intro BASED
>>131816020
TV Catch-up scum
>>131816065
Colonial sex worker living in Britains greatest city.
>>131815920
Did she respond to the social media attention? (assuming there was any)
Glastonbury surely represents the majority of the country.
How can you openly complain about the whiteness of people on national tv
How is that not blatantly racist ?
>>131816043
>>131816217
who is this
>normies already fatigued by poltics and news
fallon rekt
>political highlights of tim farron
FUCKING DESTROYED
>tim farron highlights
>nothing happens
top kekkerino
>*electronic dance music starts playing*
ABORTION POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13317954
http://www.strawpoll.me/13317954
http://www.strawpoll.me/13317954
ABORTION POLL
This is the final poll to decide whether Brit/pol/ is for or against abortion.
TIM
SAVAGED
FUCKING BRUTAL ON MILKMAN
Weekly reminder, lads.
>>131816047
yeah mate.
Is he having a stroke lads?
why does the BBC have such a raging hard-on for Glastonbury anyway?
MILK MAN ANNIHILATED.
Fucking based Neil
Fin
farron and maybot
how could i ever doubt the neil
>>131816285
Mistress Magpie lad, two quid
>I'M ANGREH
WHERE'S THE MILK FOR THAT TEA
>>131815944
>peter harrison
There's nothing worse than a self-hating white man.
>>131816138
Has capaldi been any good as the doctor
>tfw no episode where he goes full Tucker
EVERYBODY GETTING DESTROYED
>that off camera snicker
Christ almighty, Andrew.
LIZ
I
Z
Andrew is on top form tonight
>liz giggling in the background
>>131816285
Mistress quid
>>131816360
Doing god's work.
>>131816372
Did you catch how long the break is for? Can't be fucked to make a BBC account at the moment to check for myself.
This intro has been fucking brilliant.
>>131816047
Not until like the 20th of July.
LIZ LEGS WEWWW
>tfw finally completely lost faith in democracy
I feel free
>>131816388
Nothing to do with them having exclusive rights to cover it.
Liz is wet already.
How do i get a women like Liz lads?
>islamic state across the world
Portillo knows what's up.
>>131816019
WE WUZ BRITISH SOLDIERS N SHEIT
The pretence is gone. Neil doesn't give a fuck anymore.
LEGS
E
G
S
>>131816541
Its relieving. Roll on the societal collapse!
>>131816580
stop posting here would be a start
I missed This Week opening humour
>>131816520
they usually start around conference season, so that means september i suppose.
>>131816441
I think he gave the role some gravitas, but he has been let down by the scripting somewhat.
>>131816360
reminder of what?
this gets posted every week but I must have forgotten what I'm supposed to remember
>liz moment of the week is being able to kill babies
Women were a mistake.
>>131816441
>GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING PLANET YOU DALEK FUCK OR I'LL TAKE A SHIT DOWN YOUR EXHAUST PORT AND CLOG IT BACK UP SO YOU CHOKE ON MY ARSE GAS
her leg game is off the charts again
WHERE'S MY FACKIN CWAFFEE, LUCASZ????????????/
>iraqi army
>effective
How many abortions has Liz had lads?
neil is on fire today
>>131816580
Become a middle aged comedian, appear in a popular but short-lived series, then rotate around panel 'comedy' shows
>>131816580
Are you mid 40's, single and live in London?
>>131816667
Fuck. Need to find something to do with my Thursday nights.
Fucking savage Neil tonight
>>131816575
>Liz is wet already.
Neil's probably been there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a96nmRIOtc4
>>131816580
id love to give her one
>>131816441
yeah but the writing is shit. i only continue watching out of habit because i have since i was a kid
>1 in 3 UK women have or will have an abortion
WHAT THE FUCK
why did portillo never run for PM lads?
>>131815728
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08wmv53/question-time-29062017
>with a big M
>with a small m
Neil hates Momentum, doesn't he.
>guy from momentum
Oh god, this is going to suck, isn't it?
>>131816802
He did.
You guys have multiple threads for question time?
fucking poofters, we have ONE thread for QANDA every week and we break 1000 posts.
>>131816780
Where do I get more of this kino
>>131816802
Got stuck in a shit period for the tories
>>131816797
Does that include the morning after pill?
>>131816221
A degenerate programme where degenerates are put on an island and encouraged to engage in degenerate pre-marital sex.
>>131816802
You don't run for PM you mong
>>131816797
So many
I had not thought death had undone so many
>>131816802
He ran for leadership against William Hague
>climate change denying
>forgetting corbyn's brother is a nutter
FOLLOW
THE
MONEY
>calling abortion treatment
stop using euphemisms you baby murderer
>>131816802
You mean that faggot who helped bring in the disastrous privatisation of British Rail?
>extraordinary election result for Labour
>60 seats behind the Tories
>can't even get close to forming a coalition government
Are these people for real?
>>131816888
you know what i mean you cuntbag
>>131816797
Also 1 in 3 female uni students in the UK have had sex for money
What's an "investment based economy" lads?
This segment is literally just a Labour P.E.B.
>>131816614
>political opinions being changed by a randomer knocking on your door for 5 minutes
huh. maybe churchill was right about democracy
>muh abortions
>muh climate change
Fuck, I hate the left.
>A Momnetum party political broadcast
Neil and Mike better rek him after this shit
>>131817008
Wonderful work.
>>131817005
yepp
>>131816983
Avoid making Yank tier comments then
>>131817002
Sounds like capitalism to me.
>>131816939
Why does /pol/ get all SJW when it comes to abortion? You faggots have literally gone off on record about destroying the NHS and public services which help keep people alive.
>>131817002
Borrow lots from kikes and get into lots of kike debt
>>131817001
Surely not.
>>131816866
No.
>This inbred Momentum cunt
I really hate it when plebs pronounce "th" as "f".
>>131816940
she's defo an upgrade on Diane Faggot
>>131817005
dat no bias doe
>Momentum shill on TW
>>131816954
>it' ll be a wipeout
>1000 year tory reich
>end of labour
>w-we still won
>m-more seats than labour
>hands that have never done a days work
Poetry
>>131817008
thanks mate
i needed this
>>131817001
That one is bollocks
>>131817001
fuck off
>>131816941
>reducing government size
>disastrous
I'm worried these idiots do somehow win an election
>>131816780
>that young victoria coren
Hnnnnnggghh
>>131817094
I wonder what the real figure is then.
>>131816954
it was extraordinary. everyone thought labour would get wiped out and instead they took away the tory majority. how is that not extraordinary? you have a very narrow way of analysing things.
Liz is an absolute QT. Shame she's a complete degenerate, but I suppose there's a lot worse amongst the Labour lot.
>>131816686
>46
>Unmarried
Too many.
>>131816846
Him vs. Neil so probably less so than you'd imagine.
>>131817100
the fuck does the ball have to do with anything
>>131816941
That image just shows how mental the spend has been in the past. It should increase by GDP or by population increase. They're the only two things that make any real sense with regards to public services
Technological progression might add a bit, but usually that's done incrementally and replaces old tech
>>131817002
Free shit for everyone
>inb4 Based Neil an Michael BTFO this commie faggot
I want leftist imprisoned desu.
>>131816580
why didnt she win the leadership contest? shes a qt and deserved it
>>131817237
advertises his business and party bbc impartial af
Anyone else noticed the pro-EU Corbyn cunts have been quiet on Facebook today?
>>131816710
350 million
>Michael can barely stand the bullshit
lol, that body language.
>>131817203
Hands off fucker she's mine.
Liz eating humble pie. Painful.
Also,
>so called traditional working class areas
Why does choochoo always look sad and grumpy?
Have these cunts forgotten that Labour was once a party that actually outright won elections?
>painting this shit as a win
I can't take it. Pandering to a crowd at Glastonbury isn't impressive.
>>131817081
people are responsible for themselves when they become adults but children and babies should be protected by the state as they can't protect themselves
>>131817189
had they had a decent leader they proberbly would have walked away with the GE
> Transform Britain into "For the Many" not "The Few"
If this was true then why do they pander too minorities?
>>131817335
Sad man isn't on a train.
>>131817332
I'd eat her humble pie if you know what I mean
>>131817186
>reducing government size
We pay more to subsidise the private train companies owned by foreign governments than when it was publicly owned.
>>131816441
He was good but in his first two years he was a sidekick in the Clara and Friends show. Stopped watching after the second episode of this series because I couldn't stand Bill's stupid face.
>>131817338
>>131817338
>Have these cunts forgotten that Labour was once a party that actually outright won elections?
yes and so were the tories.
>>131817338
The truth. They didn't win, Corbyn defied expectations. They're two different things.
>BIG
>BOLD
yeah more tax
>>131816797
Not sure that's true. The statistics are skewed by women who have more than one.
>>131817399
cos they will be the many
>>131817335
cant forget the empire in his mind he wants to enslave half the from and shout for the empire
>BUT
>YOU
>LOST
>b--h-u-h-uhhh
>>131817008
I can't stop watching this
>>131816669
>>131816793
I remember when he got casted he was super excited because he was a huge fan. However I saw an interview with him recently and he seemed really jaded by the whole experience. Just going through the pleasentries about working there and leaving seemed like a real chore for him and it looked like he had to activly try to not tell everyone how shit it was.
>>131816688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Blf073f2Lc
>>131817289
She was openly in favour of carrying on with austerity when every other candidate positioned themselves in the anti-austerity camp.
>>131817387
>children and babies
Fetuses aren't children or babies.
>>131817223
Does she have any children?
>The Labour won narrative is still being pushed
I hate the BBC so much.
>>131816797
it's a genocide
the worst in history against the most innocent and defenceless
>The name Klug comes from the German word "Klouc" meaning noble
This guy doesn't even know he'll be going straight to the gulag kek
>>131817477
Corbyn defied expectations because the bar was so fucking low. The surprise is that he hasn't lost by as much as people thought he would. This is a 'win' for a tiny offshoot of people. The Labour Party is fucked.
>>131817565
and you lost your majority
>>131817419
Reducing government ownership should be a priority, we're at fucking 1984 levels of government tyranny, either reduce it or we go full 1776 on ourselves
Based Maggie pie exposing the 2 QUID conspiracy
liz blundering
>>131817632
>hung parliment
>a great victory
>>131817388
they might've bottomed but next leader a major moment
portillo just reciting his defence speech after she just mentioned labour defence kek
>>131817681
Horrifying stuff
>>131817632
>the party that I don't like is being shilled on BBC ;(
You realise that literally everyone says this right?
Reminder it was a hung parliment. So no one "won"
>i'll give up because it's not what i'm asking
Neil in holiday mode already.
>the momentum guy's mouth hanging open
Fucking plebs don't belong on television.
>>131817606
i will correct myself to "humans under the age of 18" if you want to be pedantic
Neil is going easy on this guy.
>>131817663
>>131817789
whos in power making the decisions faggots?
>>131817741
>>131817777
>if you think Corbyn is shit then you must be a Tory
>>131817789
Yeah but everyone expected Corbyn to be destroyed and he simply lost.
this guy looks like the one who was with Peter Kay, but got shrunk or something
>>131817606
What happens is the former tends to turn into the latter
I remember this fuck already being on.
>>131817857
Arlene Foster
>>131817001
Got talking to the girl who always puts her hand up in class and turns out she had, was baffled. Also the guy didn't pay, lel.
>>131817789
Who's the prime minister?
>sounds like a death sentence to me
wew
>"s-sure"
>can't even look her in the face
>>131817956
and what did she have to do to be made that ?
>>131817789
The Tories are still in government
>>131817930
This
>>131817857
>We have Bernie Sander's volunteers to train us up
Yeah, they did wonders for him.
>>131817882
everyone expected a competent conservative campaign and manifesto
instead we saw the shittest of all time and jezzer still lost.
>Momentum social media content
>Bernie Sanders supporters
The absolute fucking state lads
>>131817930
nope whos the pm faggot? embrace it and smell defeat
>>131817669
Why is it in our country's interest to pay other governments to run trains in the country poorly? Our trains are fucking cringely bad compared to the publically owned trains in Europe (that the British fair payers subsidise.)
1 in 3 saw our viral vidioes
1 in 3 did not vote for you well played
Neil is wrong in thinking more has changed and more than May/manifesto was poor, by his own words of saying how flexible the public mood is.
>that posture
>>131817962
gulaged
>>131818082
I like this Hitler. Going to save it.
>>131818010
She had to secure enough MPs to vote through her policies
poli-ics
>popular popular popular
>>131818126
Think he's got something up his arse.
>>131818072
with them putting out a massive voter bribe
>>131818082
Having Americans shill for Labour is going to turn off more voters than it gains.
>>131817681
>you will never look down into those squinted eyes and feel jizz burble up through your knob as she strokes your cock extremely slowly in her mouth while tonguing your pisshole
Really makes you think.
>>131817606
Look at how this freak is fucking sat. Like a robin puffing his chest out.
Fucking gaylord.
>>131817764
I think Corbyn gaining seats is a boast for the tories. It guarentees his position as leader for the next 5 years. Look at his front bench for god sake Abbott, Mcdonell they make Michael Foot and Tony Benn look like Tories,
>>131818087
Public ownership isn't the answer, increasing the tyrannical government's power is the last thing we need.
>>131818223
He's trying to hide his boner from Liz Kendall
>female stand-up
oh no
>"I fink, I fink, I fink"
Somebody get the gas.
>>131817008
Do you think he's aware of his cult following on Brit/pol/?
>>131818299
I'd actually put money on him having a buttplug in.
>>131818161
>tfw i was the first to post it
>>131818257
>tonguing your pisshole
t. a virgin
>>131818082
At least Sanders didn't larp as an enemy of the state for 30 years
>>131818161
Feel free, my Hitler collection is meagre but I am happy to share what I have.
>other designer dog baskets are available
THIS IS IT LADS UFOS
>>131818070
>>131818082
Them admitting to being a internationally organised and therefore funded campaign group pushing Communist ideologies.
Soros?
Don't really like Harry Potter but the music is outstandingly comfy.
>>131818457
>tfw I've already posted most of my rare Hitlers
>adam boulton drunk
>ERRY POTTAHH
>We all sit here week in, week out and see Neil's hair
>We all just accept it, it's just normal
Why?
>muh harry potter
Can proudly say I've never read any of the books or seen any of the films.
>>131818082
>Ignoring Hitler approved of Economic socialism too
>>131818614
He dyes it. Remember lads.
>>131818614
We aren't women.
>>131818568
Is that 'are ed?
>>131818568
I..is that Farage?
>>131818568
pathetic desu
People who mix Harry Potter with politics should be deprived the right to vote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUxjrBYVxA
Remember when Alastair Campbell made Adam Boulton have a total meltdown on sky news?
>>131818696
>t. Only knows classic economics from Jewbook meme pages
>>131818720
no its the based King
the madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atXRw_G-uTw
>>131817681
>all this shit about eu citizen rights
And the rights for our citizens in the EU?
>>131818688
Read one of the books to see what the hype was about, it was totally shit. Badly written, boring generic ideas, just absolute nonsense.
Watched the first film on a date when it came out, was a bit wank. Again, just a generic storyline. Well made, but no. And I hate Daniel Radcliffe, annoying cunt.
>philip hammond will be the next pm
Bloody hell, he's more of a bore than Major was.
>>131818823
British citizens matter less than minorities.
>>131818823
I don't think we should care about either.
>>131818817
>milkman is married to mistress magpie
Remember that time Adam Bolton went fucking bananas at Alistair Campbell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gkHwU4DRA8
>>131818823
That's why the gov care so much desu. It will be reciprocated.
banter how i actually have muslim friends who got here illegally with false passports
>>131818711
no he doesnt, its a wig
can this gag fuck of faster please
>>131818817
>>131818817
what in the fuck is that
>>131818794
>ignores Hitler's own words and actions where he literally BTFO of the Jew Capitalists, mentioned class disparity in Britain and nationalized key sectors.
WEW lad. Wew.
>>131818791
Was funny as fuck. Can barely blame him though, Campbell is a cunt.
>>131818933
Report them lad. Get them out.
>>131818817
TWO QUID
>>131818877
Yesterday I'd have agreed with you but he was really funny in the Commons today actually, John McDonnell claimed that Labour under the Brown premiership raised £1.7 billion in corporation tax and Hammond tore him to absolute shreds over it.
David Davis, Phillip Hammond, and Theresa May all have autism
>in every child there's a poem
Apart from the aborted ones
Corbyn's Glastonbury speech was a load of vacuous bollocks
MUH PAINTING CHILDREN
>>131819014
cant, been here 4+ years so theyve got a legal britport now i guess
doesn't get much more bourgeois than glasto jezza
Grow the economy with arts degrees.
>>131818919
>Farron's fantasy threesome intensifies
>>131819036
Worse, it was TRILLION
>>131818823
>A decent cuppa?
>>131819040
and gove
corbyn is like a deluded shit lefty hitler trying to hype up his troops
>>131819152
Shit yeah it was, kek.
>>131819083
depressing
>all cladding is evil now
ebin
>pay higher taxes for more public services
Fucking hell. Does no one care about private sector workers?
>>131819062
This. Fucking nonsense. Can't stand these lefties that think that every cunt can make a living from singing or painting. Naive children.
>>131818877
>tfw you find out he's been doodling Priti
>The last labour gubermint
>Under tony blair
how exactly do these attacks work on Corbyn's New Labour ?
>>131819101
Not surprising he said that shit at Glasto, pretty much 75% of the wankers there are fucking art students.
final new thread
>>131819254
>>131819254
>>131819254
>>131819254
>>131819044
>In every child there is a paki pedo
Need a new thread.
>>131819179
Don't go about insulting are Adolf like that lad.
>>131818958
>cunting plan by the liberals.
Left Lib-Dem leadership.
>What did he mean by this?
>>131819130
>No no, we must learn the poetry of this obscure black man, showing that actually, there's no such thing as a native brit
>>131818983
Your dream waifu
Adam Boulton is clearly running out of money since Sky sacked him
>>131819016
Are you Mr.Singh from Walsall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leb8Q4lbp6E
>>131819396
It hurts how true that actually is. Was never taught Eliot, Housman, Yeats but was taught some bloke from Africa who couldn't spell properly.
BASED liz loves to talk fiscal.
>PHWOAAAAAR
>>131819179
>>131819349
>>131819754
>quotes hitler
noice
>>131819649
It's funny, if the critical theory theorists were given control of a society, I bet it wouldn't need critiquing
>>131818838
Probably best to use a personal pronoun at the beginning of that paragraph mate, at the moment it reads ambiguously due to the homograph and could be misunderstood as an imperative.
>>131819649
DEM TELL ME
DEM TELL ME
WHA DEM WANT TO TELL ME