Brit/pol/ - Morrissey edition

2nd for papers and cheese and onion pasties

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Reminder that you're not allowed to talk about abortion legislation if you're a virgin.

>>131810427
link to morissey saying that?

>>131810940
Good. My lips are sealed.

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I finally found out why Amerikeks always go
>ramp
when they see our carrier.
Secretly, they are scared of the ramp and are just projecting their insecurity
https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/us-marine-corp-harriers-embarked-on-illustrious.63706/page-2
>But the ramp is intimidating at first sight, pilots said.

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>be armyfag
>anywhere we go in london, shouts of "babykilling scum", spit and middle fingers follow
>go up norf for 2 weeks
>everyone is nice, people smile at you, get discounts you didn't ask for, good looking birds everywhere

Fuck london up its cunt tbqh

>you will never be as retarded as Chuka Umunna

>>131811160
Really? You were in London in uniform? Why?

>>131809189
more (you)s for me goys

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>>131811083
>arse.co.uk

>>131811160
Sir, if I ever meet in you in IRL I would be honoured to shake your hand. Sincerely, thank you for your service *salutes you*

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ABORTION POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13317954
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ABORTION POLL

This is the final poll to decide whether Brit/pol/ is for or against abortion.

>>131811240
Mostly public outreach days, massive recruiting drive in the reserves at the minute for (((Army 2020)))

>>131811369
It's irrelevant, it's (((legal))) and we will activity undermine regions of the UK where it isn't.

Eggs

>>131811514
>reserves
Still not used to this.

>>131811839

Eggs

>>131811083
What if you start from the carrier backwards? Then the ramp is a slope.

>>131811906

Eggs

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>Paul Mason

>>131811979
Eggs

>>131811669

>activity undermine
Fuck does that mean lad

Also we just gave NI £1 Billion in public spending. Hardly undermining it.

>>131812151
Eggs

>>131811369
I think you should have been aborted

>>131812203
Eggs

Lads, would the British public support a party who would reclaim/reinvent the empire?

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>>131810427

There's a fucking mosquito in my room. Twice now I heard its approach, and twice now I have evaded it. It's going to get me when I fall asleep though. Fucking Paki.

>>131811839
it's been a thing for donkeys mate

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BASED MOZZA

>>131812151
>abortion illegal in NI
>offer free abortion to NI slags if they come to the UK

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>>131811979
we have one of those

I'm still laughing about something that happened the other weekend.
>sister asks to use my garden for a BBQ
>her uni mates can't get the fire going so she asks me to help.
>they're discussing Diane Abbo and her continuing position in the labour party as a sign of Corbychevs great virtue.
>I can't help it and say "Yes but she can't do maths." Fully expecting autistic screeching
>one calmly says "well English isn't her first language so allowances have to be made for her."

>>131812381

good.

>>131812296
I must be a sweat then, still call them TA.

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A sobering fact.

>>131812381
>>offer free abortion to NI slags if they come to the UK

A punch in the belly costs nothing lad

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post yfw this happens big ol' queen lizzie

>>131811160
Not all of us in London are like that, thank you for your service, may god bless you

>>131812565
It costs 1 human life.

>>131812570

lad your navy only has 8 ships, we could probably fit your entire navy on ole Lizzys deck and probably your entire airforce at the same time

>>131811343
>>131812614
>thank you for your service
Why are yanks using UK proxies?

>>131810427
>>Government's Queen's Speech clears Commons with just 14 votes

i mean, did we expect it to get any more votes?

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>>131812635
>mudslimes
>human

>>131812877
Not really but it underlines how much she fucked up.

>>131812906
>Northern Irish Slags
>Mudslimes

>>131812564
>Diane is basically Corbyns second
>2019 Corbyn wins an election after Teresa May decides to ban mobile phones following a terrorist attack. Corbyn dies a week later.
>2050, Queen Dictator for Life Diane I has had the UK towed by a fleet of enslaved white children to somewhere off the coast of Sierra Leone. A tunnel has been built directly to Zimbabwae.

What is life like in bongland in this future?

>>131812906
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Northern_Ireland

>>131811160

Was that from NILs? (Non Indigenous Londoners)

>>131811514

Is it just the Reserves that they're trying to get bodies into or are there plenty of spots in Regular Army as well?

t. interested in applying for RAC

>>131812775
Respect for those who serve your country is universal

>>131811160

good on ya mate. didnt realise london was that low.

>>131812760
That is entirely besides the point. We aren't going to be the ones flinging ASMs at you in a potential combat scenario

>>131812421
I imagine a bottle of that has better political awareness as well

Is there any forgiveness for serial sexual abusers such as those found deeply ingrained in the Catholic Church? Is there anything more unforgivable? They are the worst of the worst.

>>131812906
Looks like he has downs.

>>131813075
Replace Abbott with Sadiq Khan and you've got our actual future

>>131812982
what's the mudslime population like in n. ireland vs. the rest of GB?

>>131813247
you brits have way too much publicly funded media. we've got a bit, but it's usually bland and unopinionated.

>>131813385
kek

>>131813162

Anyone who gives up their time for queen and country deserves respect, if you think otherwise you're just an edgelord

>>131813162
Most people hate it when 3,000 lads drunker than you ever thought humanely possible rock up in your town, fight everyone, shag all the women and smash up all the bars.
Squaddie worship is a yank thing and has never (until recent years) been a British thing.

>>131813496
98% white

>>131813496
NI is like 98% white so basically tiny in comparison.
See >>131813099

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>>131811369
A Better version has already been done.
People who say it should be illegal are dipshits who still believe in a big Jew in the sky.

>>131813770
>>131813813
today i liked the irish

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>You will never put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and form a metal band with Ed Miliband

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTs3I5dkPuc

>>131813492
That's actually too close to the bone anon. I'm going to have nightmares now.

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>>131813944

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Channel 4 News presenters aren't bothering to hide their bias any more.

>>131813854
>People who say it should be illegal are dipshits who still believe in a big Jew in the sky.
You truly are a man of the times. Well done.

>>131813201
I was under the impression that modern destroyers like the Type 45 are equipped to counter missile attacks. Which would accompany the carrier.

>>131814046
The exact opposite is true, what the fuck

>>131814046
NEWMANNN!!!!!!

>>131810427

wtf I love Morrissey now

>>131813854
>People who say it should be illegal are dipshits who still believe in a big Jew in the sky.
Strawman.

I have never based my pro-life argument on religious grounds.

>>131813601
>Squaddie worship is a yank thing and has never (until recent years) been a British thing.

Pretty much, never did get the whole "thankyou for your service" thing and the hero status they get.

With all due respect to our armed forced who I do respect, i'll allways hold our ambulance crews/paramedics/nurses etc in higher regard than a squaddie, the army protects the interests of the government, our nurses protect the people, unarmed, spat at, assualted, taken for granted, the horrors they see annnnd off to the next job with people expecting a smile on their faces and the day after, and the day after...

>>131814091

Can I rim your anus? I would absolutely love to sniff your brown circle. Fuck I'm hard thinking about it.

>>131810427
nigger tisha

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This is what Rightly So looks like in real life

>>131810427
english pigs

>>131811369
BASED Brit/pol'/ is moral

>>131814490

I bet he has a nice smooth peachy bum, I would pop it

>>131814263

It's worth noting that there are also humanist organisations which hold pro-life views, link related:

http://archive.is/y6iIU

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Holy kek

Is Jeremy Corbyn /ourguy/?

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>>131814027
>>131813944

>NOT ENUFF BLACK NEWSREADERS

said no one.

>muh diversity

Fuck this fat bint

>>131813909
British not irish

>>131814750
He's always been euroskeptic, he probably secretely likes brexit.

Muh kt hopkins

>>131814969
right, my bad. forgive me, i'm just a burger.

>>131814969
Ireland is in the British Isles.

>>131815255

I'm going to pop your arse

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>>131812240

I love mozza so much.

>>131815413

Ur mums in the British isles m8

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>>131815255
Forgiveness granted

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>>131814490
You're wrong. Pictured here is rightly including his catchphrase.

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>>131814490

>>131811083
TWELVE

>>131815413
And? Northern Ireland is a constituent country of the United Kingdom and therefore British. You cunt

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New Tinder profile pic, what do you think lads?

>>131815418
i'm not sure how to interpret that.
either:
1) threat to shoot me, which doesn't make sense since brits don't have guns
or
2) gayfag come on

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>>131811083

>planes go up
>ramp makes planes go more up more
>"h-ha our planes just make themselves go up all the way"

Merkins are fagets.

>look how we can waste a bit more of our fuel when we could instead just put in a ramp

>>131815885
MAiN sTuReeem MEateoR

>>131811160
Well they've got a point. British military has no place operating outside of British waters.

>>131815885

Going to attract all the dick girls you want m8!

Have fun.

>>131815885
MAYONIEENNN
STREEOEOEEOEOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MEYEOTOTTAAEEEERR

>>131815885

Why is it in B&W lad, are you trying to hide that you're brown?

Are you a coloured gentleman?

can't wait for KSI's return m8

>>131811312
that's the joke

>>131815967

Pop your arse with my willy m8

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>make thoughtful post
>nobody responds

>>131814750
wouldn't mess with a guy named slaughter desu

>>131811160
From Whites or Pakis?
Either is believable given the state of them here

>>131814750
>sacks the only whites on his bench

no

FUCKING MOSQUITOES!

>>131816227
>1pbtid

Link us to the post.

Might neck meself lads, any of you lot christians and know if Ill be sent to hell or allowed in heaven at that

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>>131815973
>>131816220

>>131813112
Could be but tbf have you ever seen those antifa protests in London there 90% white
The unis here pump out garbage

>>131816391
Who said it was on this website?

>>131816466
nope you can't do that. no time to ask for forgiveness.

>>131816466
I think a fear of Hell is the only reason I don't kill myself.

Top kek Neil brought the bants

Would smash are Liz

What happened on Question time i bloody missed it

>>131816466
I think you might be joking, but if you aren't, please don't.

If you are serious then UK Samaritans is 116 123

It's not the end of the world. It might seem like it now but the bad weather will pass.

>>131816466
I think you go to purgatory or something? I'm not Christian so I'm not sure what they believe happens.

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New figures have shown that the number of people in work has reached a record high.

Over the last seven years we have been working hard to ensure that we build a strong economy that can continue to create more jobs. There are now 2.9 million more people in work than in 2010 and the unemployment rate is the lowest it's been since 1975.

But we know there is more to do to build a stronger, fairer Britain. We want to protect and build on this progress to make sure everyone has the opportunity to succeed, regardless of where they live or their background.

This news is a further step in that direction.

>>131811369
>60% against abortion

I knew brit/pol/ was kind of retarded but I had no idea it was at this level of 'special needs'. I definitely need to stop coming here now. It cannot be healthy mingling amongst such slopes.

Adiós!

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>>131816265
>wouldn't mess with a guy named slaughter desu

It's laughter with an S

>>131816366
So you think he should keep those cunts in the cabinet solely for being white
Plus apart from abbo the other 10 that didn't get sacked members are white

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>>131810427
>considers chinese subspecies because of how they treat their animals and not how they treat their humans

>>131816605
What if you forgive in advance for what you're about to do and explain why it must be done

>>131816629
imagine getting bummed by a weird tranny commie but you have to be because you have no choice and you're stuck in hell forever

>>131816756
M-M-M-MUH ZERO HOUR CONTRACTS

>>131816670
>DUP
Boo
>Brexit
Yay
>Grenfell
Boo
>MSM
Yay/boo

>>131816729
purgatory is a catholic (mudslime) thing and doesn't exist.

>>131816876
if it must be done you couldn't be sorry. there's never an excuse.

>>131816709

lad this is like the 120973012th time you've given out th samaritans number, you should have it in your trip, Rightly So-maritans 116 123

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We need to get Brexit right, with a deal that commands maximum public support. A new Repeal Bill will provide as much legal certainty as possible for businesses and individuals as we leave the European Union. A Trade Bill and a Customs Bill will allow us to trade and to do business with countries right across the world. And an Immigration Bill and a Fisheries Bill will mean that we take back control over our borders and our waters.

We will build a stronger economy and a fairer society so we can improve people’s living standards and fund public services like our NHS and schools on which we all depend. Not only will we continue to increase the National Living Wage and ban letting agents from charging fees to tenants, but we will make sure that people are allowed to go as far as their talents will take them. So we will continue to provide a good school place for every child, take further action on domestic violence as well as offering more support for people who suffer from mental health.

We will keep our country safe. That means continuing to spend at least 2 per cent of our national income on defence. It means stamping out extremist ideology in all its forms, and we will establish a new Commission for Countering Extremism. And it also means supporting our Armed Force and a new Armed Forces Bill will give those who bravely serve our country more flexibility in the way they live and work.

We will build a more united nation. Amongst many other things, the contents of the programme will support the burgeoning aerospace industry in Wales, protect access to UK waters which are so important to Scottish fishermen and open new markets for key exporting industries in Northern Ireland.

>>131816916
People are rightly concerned about zero hour contracts but often miss the point of why there are so many bad jobs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

>>131816876
That is not Hell for me.

Also, suicide is a one-way ticket to Hell. It's a total rejection of your life and is in essence a middle-finger to God. Assuming Hell isn't empty.

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>>131811160
Hopefully one day you will get the chance to purge that place.

>>131816670
Lesbian screeching and nick being based

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>>131816975
UP THE DUP

>>131816466

if you're who i think you are you're the only poster in these threads i actually like

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The first official talks to leave the European Union have now begun.

We are leaving the European Union, and delivering on that historic referendum result. The Government is determined to secure a deal that works for all parts of the United Kingdom, and enables us to become a truly global Britain. We have a bold vision for the UK’s future after it leaves the EU and the exciting opportunities that will arise from our exit.

Leaving the European Union gives us the opportunity to forge a bright new future for the UK — one where we are free to control our borders and pass our own laws. We will soon introduce bills for new immigration and customs arrangements, and the Great Repeal Bill will transpose all EU law into UK law, providing certainty for businesses.

We want to make sure we get the best possible deal with the European Union. These talks will be difficult at points, but we will be approaching them in a constructive and respectful way. It is vital that the deal we strike allows both the UK and the EU to thrive, as part of the new deep and special partnership we want with our closest allies and friends.

>>131817113
Zero hours is fine if your labour is in demand.

>>131814046
How is that bias?

>>131816466

Don't lad - we're short enough on pirates as it is. Some support options lad:

>UK mental health support options:

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Suicide/Pages/Getting-help.aspx

http://www.nhs.uk/NHSEngland/AboutNHSservices/mental-health-services-explained/Pages/accessing%20services.aspx

https://www.time-to-change.org.uk/mental-health-and-stigma/help-and-support

>>131817051
I always keep in mind that there is a real person behind the keyboard and that they might not be joking, and that the Samaritans number might just help them. Suicide is the biggest killer of men under 45 in the UK anyway, and people here tend to disproportionately have bad social skills/mental problems from my understanding.

>>131816709
Pretty serious, think about it a lot, can't really bring myself to ever do it though

>>131817042
Spose so, better keep at it

>>131817117
Fair enough, wageslave my way towards death it is

>>131817228
There's only one way that Britain can become global, and that's by sucking up to finance. So I guess it won't work for 'all of Britain'. What sort of fucking statement is that, David. You can't appease everyone.

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>dirty quadroon bloke shilling for Momentum
What a shocker.

>>131816571
>posting anywhere besides here
Ew

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Theresa May made clear that enough is enough – we cannot and must not pretend that things can continue as they are when it comes to Islamist extremism.

>>131817397

Still not seen Designated Leftist lad after you said you'd not seen him in ages, I did bare it in mind to mention him to you if I saw him and i'm here everyday like yourself

>>131817266
That's the point. With excess immigration your labour is not in anywhere as much demand as it would be without it, and as such, since the commodity's supply outstrips it's demand, the commodity has less value.

>>131817051
That's hilarious.

>>131817397
You're a good lad. Don't let them dishearten you.

>>131817568
I've become reliant on you people. Maybe not for the best. But it's alright.

>>131817456
If it gets worse, mate, speak with your GP and get signed off on the sick. Quit your job and go on ESA for a while if you have to. You can always get another job later. It remains to be seen if you can get another life after terminating the one you have.

>>131817576
Holy-nebulous, Batman! What an obscure set of intentions!

>>131817576
Hmm

>>131817817
>817817
Fucking nice.

How easy is it to get signed off for not being fit to work? I have a history of mental health, but I'm not suicidal.

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Over the last seven years we have been working hard to create more opportunities for ordinary working people. That starts by helping more people into work so that they can earn a living and provide for themselves and their family.

Five years ago there were more than 2.6 million people who were unemployed. Today that number has fallen by almost a million.

And there’s more good news – since 2010 almost 2.7 million people more are in work. That’s millions more people going to work, earning a living and better able to provide for themselves and their family.

With more people in work than ever before, unemployment at its lowest in more than a decade, our economy growing and wages rising, our plan to support ordinary working people is working.

But whilst this is good progress, we know that there is so much more to do if we are to truly build a country that works for everyone.

Share this important news, and together let’s build a country that works for everyone

>>131817670
Yeah I really hope he comes back.

>>131817678
I agree, people often like to attack the symptoms and not the cause because finding the cause takes effort.
Although I work on zero hours and my competition is so pants on head retarded I find myself turning away more work than I take. But that's a bit of a unique circumstance.

>>131817456
i'm sure you see
>kys
here all the time, sometimes maybe unironically, but if you actually do, you're a pussy. stop being a pussy, gain more skills, get a better job and enjoy life. stop being a faggot nigger spic kike cuntrag douche.
>safe space time is over
ball's in your court now faggot.

>>131816466
I'm not gonna lie, you're probably going to hell.

>>131818079
HMMMMM

>>131817113
>>131817266
>>131817678
This might be Corbynista propaganda, but I thought zero-hours contracts were just a means of lowering the JSA/ESA bill and manipulating the employment figures.

>>131818175
Are you American?

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Theresa May's plan for Brexit will return control to Britain and allow us to stand tall in the world again.

Getting the Brexit negotiations right is central to everything – our economy, our finances, our position in the world.

Get Brexit wrong and we get everything else wrong. From looking after our elderly to educating our children, everything depends on getting Brexit right.

Just 11 days after you vote, the EU wants to start Brexit negotiations with Britain. So whoever is Prime Minister must be up to the job and ready to go.

Only Theresa May has a plan for Brexit and the ability to deliver. And she needs every vote from every part of the country to give her the best hand at those negotiations just 11 days after you vote.

Theresa May has set out a plan to get the best possible Brexit deal - with 12 negotiating objectives:
Certainty and clarity
Control of our own laws
Strengthen the Union
Maintain the Common Travel Area with Ireland
Control of immigration
Rights for EU nationals in Britain, and British nationals in the EU
Protect workers’ rights
Free trade with European markets
New trade agreements with other countries
The best place for science and innovation
Cooperation in the fight against crime and terrorism
A smooth, orderly Brexit

A vote for any other party is a vote for Jeremy Corbyn running the Brexit negotiations. That would be a disaster for ordinary working people in Britain, risking jobs, living standards and our economic progress.

All of the other parties ignore the need to get control of our borders – and they talk about ignoring the decision the country made and staying in the EU.

For the best Brexit deal, vote for Theresa May and the Conservatives.

>>131817940
It depends what's wrong with you. It's pretty easy to go on ESA for a year or so, but you might not pass the next assessment after that.

>>131817940
Tell your doctor you feel a bit sad and he will randomly assign you one of a selection of personal responsibility absolving diagnoses.

>>131818271
yep. i'm 1/4 english tho.

i would vote for labour if liz was leader

>>131818156
Fair enough.

>>131818244
That too, and because, often, the amount of benefits people on zero hours contracts have to have it is basically the state subsidising businesses bad employment practices.

>>131818175
>>131818201
I agree completely, just disheartening and demotivating seeing what this world has become and they've got even more in store for us I believe, I'd send myself to hell for sure

>>131817817
>>131817327
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be able to help, they'd just talk about how bright the future really is

>>131817204
Rarely post lad sorry

>>131818395
I could tell by your speech patterns.

>>131818386
I'm in the mental health circle right now, though.

>>131818359
Is severe depression and anxiety for 5+ years with a proper diagnosis good enough?

>>131818386
I have one of those but it's not my fault.

>>131817940

Work can actually be quite therapeutic for mental health conditions:

.There is good evidence that being out of work or 'workless' is bad for your health.

People who are unemployed

have poorer physical and mental health overall
consult their GP more
are more likely to be admitted to hospital
have higher death rates.

Source: http://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/usefulresources/workandmentalhealth/worker/isworkgoodforyou.aspx

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Do you think Mogg will ever become PM? I know that hes previously vaguely said he doesn't want to do it but recently he has been getting a lot of traction and you can tell with his ever growing social media presence that he's loving it.

>>131818244
The problem is the entire labour market is fucked so nothing works properly. Zero hours are fine assuming labour is in demand and one job isn't divided between 50 pakis like it is atm. Of course a politicians job is not to fix the country but to win votes so Zero hours is being used as a way of masking the utter state of this market.

>>131818573
>I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be able to help

that's because your current analysis you are using is based on your brain which is currently broken. you probably shouldn't trust what it's telling you right now

>>131818683
He wouldn't be a good PM, he's too lazy.

>>131810940
I guess that includes the 200,000 dead babies who don't have a voice either

>>131818683
Obviously not, you must be new. He's merely embracing his meme status more publicly.

>>131818591
i like brit/pol/ threads. they remind me of my gran :D

>>131818681
I volunteer, and it's the only thing I enjoyed. I worked for a while, but all jobs are worthless these days. Work for some lefty 'trendy' boss who pays you shit so that you can go to your shit apartment and shitpost for a few hours before going back to your job with all the insufferable normies.

>>131818683
Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg was notorious for standing in seats he had no connection to from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

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>Adam Boulton larping as Hagrid

>>131818887
What about Davis? I think he would do a great job

>>131819056
Do you have a Word document where you keep these? I wish I had your enthusiasm.

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>>131818867
>"they're foetuses"

>>131814660
I discovered there are pro-life feminists, and they're pretty upset that other feminists ostracise them. Hopefully it pushes them towards just leaving feminism

>>131819141
>word
start using linux ffs

>>131818681
It's almost as if """poor mental health""" is actually an indication that you need to change the way you live or address a problem you have and not an "illness" that requires drugs and an ability to blame everything other than yourself.

>>131818573
>I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be able to help, they'd just talk about how bright the future really is

Tell them what you've told us. They'll help by signing you off sick. With that sick note you can then go on ESA, if necessary. Or you can just take a break on company sick pay until you're better. They won't tell your employer anything. You might as well try this before you kill yourself. What've you got to lose? And for what it's worth, you're not alone. I'm seriously considering suicide as well.

>>131818950

I understand where you're coming from. Not meaning to pass judgement, and sometimes people can't work due to mental ill health. I just thought it might be helpful to post that link.

>>131811083
Fag ramp

>>131819217
200,000 per year*

>>131818591
That will get you ESA and maybe even PIP, yes.

>>131818683
No he should be speaker or the head of the Treasury select committee

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*hits you with a bundle of flowers*
STOP
EATING
MEAT

>>131819141
>see some plebbit cunt has stated their support for mogg
>go to a different tab
>type "mogg" in firefox address bar
>option comes up to go to the page http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/mogg%20voted/username/wn/ because that's where I copy and paste it from
>copy and paste it into here

Honestly, once you get to learn how to use 4plebs properly it makes posting here a much better experience, for example, if I see an argument someone has made here, and I have made an argument against that topic in the past, I can just go to http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/!!sD6h8LgcbfU/ and search for the post I made in the past, then copy and paste it here and modify it accordingly if I need to.

>>131819124
Hahahaha yes. Keep dreamin' newlad.
>>131819323
>drives a Kia
Sounds like severe mental illness to me desu.

>everyone on brit/pol/ is an expert on mental health bennies
Don't know why I'm surprised

>pie eyed pinkos

KEK

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THE RAIN FALLS HARD
ON A HUM DRUM TOWN

>>131819259

Yes it's a bit ironic really. There are other groups who hold pro life positions also like the pro life alliance of gays and lesbians:

http://archive.is/GsJl

>>131819322
No, I have no motivation to learn to love being inconvenienced in some of the few things I still enjoy.

>>131819408
I appreciate it. I totally agree that a sense of purpose and accomplishment is a major factor for mental health. Unfortunately jobs these days offer that to nobody but dull, hedonistic normies.

>they seriously find accomplishment in data entry

>>131819598
I normally screencap my especially thought-out posts. As arrogant as that is. I forget about them, but they're saved and catalogued.

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>>131819643
Come and join us Eddie, forever and ever.

>>131819643
Aren't you on them?

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STOP EATING MEAT

>>131819884
He works nights at a shipyard iirc

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13318601/r

>>131818842
>>131819378
Like I said I consider it often but I think I don't think I can ever really do it, don't know what is stopping me

either way
>>131819378
I'm sorry to hear that mate, It's ironic this but stay strong, there probably is something to live for, could be tomorrow something pops up for you that has a real positive effect on your life

>>131819975
No I don't?

>>131819643
How old are you? Mid to late 20s, right? You'll have given up hope by the time you're in your mid 30s and you'll be here offering your advice to those who need it just like I am. Good luck.

>>131819927
If a woman sucks a man off in a BDSM scenario, and then she swallows the jizz, is it consuming something gotten from consent, or not?

>Zanny Minton Beddowes

more like fanny... trumpet smellows

fuckign BTFO

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>>131811083
>An aircraft carrier

>>131819323

I think there is some merit in what you are saying, and lifestyle changes can make a positive impact on recovery. Where it can become more tricky is illnesses such as psychosis or bi-polar, when a person can go through long stretches of mental ill health. Depression and anxiety are easily treatable, but again, can impact on a person's ability to work if severe enough.

p.s. I like Kias - ignore the other fag

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WHO SAID I'D LIE TO HER?

OH WHO SAID I'D LIE BECAUSE I NEVER, I NEVER! WHO SAID I'D LIE BECAUSE I'D NEVER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA

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I'm planning on filling out the PIP bennies form. I will be citing severe depression and anxiety. Is there anything I should especially mention?

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>>131820048

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>>131819424
>This view scares the amerikek

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>>131816756
>>131817073
>>131817228
>>131817576
>>131818079
>>131818289

Read this please, then give me 5 reasons why you wont support the Conservative Party. Thank you!

>>131818079
>graphs that don't start at zero

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>>131820169
>>131819323
>tfw drugs have permanently altered my brain because they just kept increasing the dosage
>tfw never experience joy anymore

>>131820356
>B-but muh free everything

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>>131820307
>just looking at that picture is giving me the desire to jump into that deadly machinery

>>131820233
There's a website that tells you what'll score you points and what questions they will ask. Read it all carefully before completing your application. I'm not linking it, find it yourself on Google.

>>131820437
ew

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>>131820114
"Depression" is an indication of lack of normal human fullfillment, it is the body working normally, not an illness. If we didn't get depressed, or stressed or angry we would have never progressed as a species. only by addressing your personal shortfalls can you solve your depression.
But it's so much easier to just get a doctor to absolve you of personal responsibility and give you some drugs.

>>131819769
If gay men took responsibility for HIV like women take responsibility for pregnancy then they'd all be dead within 10 months

>>131820356
I will but i want a new leader and i want to completely cut migration (i know that is a pipe dream with the conservatives)

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Would this have been the best or worst PM ever?

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>>131820558
>I'm not linking it

>>131820792
If Cameron supported leave he would of been an amazing PM

>>131820233
apparently they're all bullies at the yob center so i probably wouldn't bother trying to explain you have "issues"

>>131820851
Make sure when you are filling it out you put down your worst day, because that's what can kick you out of employment.

>>131820424
Your brain has an equilibreum that it returns to regardless of damage. Simply eat probiotic sources like Yogurt or Kombucha which regulate your gut fauna and provide your body with every function it needs. Restore your Seratonin and Dopamine via L-Tryptofan (dont take with kike drugs) and avoid processed food.
EXERCISE

>>131820424

>they just kept increasing the dosage

Mind if I ask why lad?

>>131820851
I think this might be it
https://www.benefitsandwork.co.uk/personal-independence-payment-pip/pip-points-system

>>131820585
Very oversimplified view of depression. lots of people suffer depression from bereavement and that's no result of personal shortfalls.

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How do we exterminate the socialism infecting brit/pol/?

Last few days I've seen someone call old Labour socialist economics based, praise for welfare like the NHS, calls for more wealth redistribution, praise for the working class parasites and grimy northern cities, and basically a lot more commie shit from serious posts.

They've been spreading since Farage started using memes about ordinary people to help achieve Brexit, making UKIP appear socialist and making the commies here feel safe to come out the woodwork, even though in reality he's a based nationalist libertarian and former businessman.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/nov/12/film-nigel-farage-insurance-based-nhs-private-companies

Here's footage of Farage both saying the NHS should be privatised because the government are retards and, most infuriatingly of all, a bunch of """workers""" cutting him off and behaving like rabids to censor him when he tries to point out that bloated workers rights destroy small businesses.

Get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>131821165
>loved one dies
>feel sad
Oh I must be mentally ill!

>>131820639

Good point lad.

>>131821245
https://archive.is/juol3

>>131821252
it's interesting that you're outspoken about depression when your understanding of it is this bad.

>>131821423
If you don't have an argument why do you bother filling out the captcha?

>>131820945
I find the jobcentre really comfy. I've not met anyone nasty there, if I'm honest.

>>131820955
>>131821090
I'll keep that in mind. Shouldn't be too hard. Thanks!

>>131820974
I'm really trying. I'm volunteering and I'm trying to be more positive. I'm also waking up properly and eating well. I might just be beyond help, though. I hope not.

>>131821012
>go to the gp
>tell them i'm really depressed and need help
>give me stronger dosages of medication

>>131821582
That's rich.

See:
>>131821165

>>131820585
Thank you for your analysis, Dr. Calendar. You are right, but only in part. A very small part. There are many other factors at play. Many. And answer me this, what if there is no way to address your personal shortfalls? What if the depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain that cannot be rectified with Jewish potions? What if your back truly is up against the wall? You don't know, do you? In genuine cases of depression, not just sadness or displeasure due to unfortunate external circumstances, sometimes there is no cure. I speak from both personal and professional experience. You, you have grossly oversimplified a subject you know very little about.

Go to bed.

>>131821586

Has the GP ever offered to refer you for CBT?

>>131821586
Try and take up cycling if you can. Or any sport really, it does help with depression.

need a good new tv series to watch lads, like 2017 fresh

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What is hitlers best speech and why is it this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQVIeTLqgOw

>>131821695
See >>131821252

Feeling sad at a loss is a normal human emotion not mental illness.

>>131821798
I've been in and out of therapy so much. But I am in CBT at the moment. I am no longer taking drugs.

Previous GPs wouldn't.

just had a wank to liz' smooth legs

>>131810999
The 'subspecies' comment was in response to a video depicting Chinese fur-farming.

>>131821910
Depression frequently results from bereavement. Depression being a disproportionate and dysfunctional sadness, not merely the sadness we associate with grief. As I say, you're just far too simple in your understanding of this

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>>131821846
White Gold. The only decent brand new thing to come out on telly this year.

>>131812570
Well done bognigger. Here's your (you).

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Turns out half of you are based when it comes to abortion. I'm impressed.

>>131821798
If you get referred for CBT then it's game over.
CBT is what they offer to hypochondriacs and people they think have self-diagnosed mental disorders.
It's a non-treatment for a non-issue.

>>131822365
Which half?

>>131821252

Grief is a natural response to bereavement, and most people go through the various stages (Kubler-Ross) before coming to an acceptance of their situation so you are correct in that.

More broadly speaking, there is increasing evidence of a genetics as a causal link in depression:

http://www.nhs.uk/news/2011/05May/Pages/genetic-link-to-depression-found.aspx

There is also evidence of physiological causal factors in depression:

http://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/what-causes-depression

>>131822140
>White Gold
Already completed it on hard mate

>>131821739
There are genuine cases of the human mind working incorrectly, but that is a very small percentage.
How many people today are depressed because they don't go outside, don't socially interact, don't pursue their goals, are physically unfit, eat crap and so on? The vast majority.
People are so quick to remove personal responsibility and go so aggressive when someone suggests that they are at fault and not something beyond their control, no wonder such an attitude is attractive to you cunts. People (including medical "professionals") have tried to diagnose me with PTSD a few times without actually addressing any of my actual shortcomings at the time and completely glazing over the source of the apparent "PTSD" because they heard a magic buzzword or two.
For that example of PTSD, it does fucking exist, but the vast majority of cunts who are diagnosed don't have it.

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>>131822612
Yeah alright no need to show off m8. Telly has overall been so fucking wank the past few years, it's mental.

>>131822435
The anti-abortionists. Brit/pol/ is much more MORAL than I thought.

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>>131819985
Angel Slices are a fucking meme

>>131821932

I do rate CBT desu particularly for anxiety and depression, and have personally found it helpful. Good to hear you came off the medication - I did too, a few months ago, and it was a horrid come down for a couple of months.

>>131822369

I guess see above. Sometimes you have to be pushy with your GP kek although it can be a little difficult if one is feeling low in mood.

>>131822119
It becomes disproportionate when you fail accept that it is in your power to overcome grief because you're so quick to remove your own personal responsibility.

>>131822365
>>131822812

It's encouraging to see.

>>131822630
>How many people today are depressed because they don't go outside, don't socially interact, don't pursue their goals, are physically unfit, eat crap and so on? The vast majority.

You don't understand. The very nature of depression means you have great difficulty with any of the above activities. Even breathing is a chore. They don't do any of those things because they're seriously depressed, they're not depressed because they don't do any of those things. That's a common misconception and it highlights your massive ignorance on this subject. You're not a doctor.

>>131822799
Never really watch TV desu. Used to watch a fair amount of comedy but it has become unbearable since the referendum and Trump

>>131821586
>I find the jobcentre really comfy. I've not met anyone nasty there, if I'm honest.

I think they get so many freaks, dickheads, druggies and other degenerates coming through that they're happy to see anyone vaguely decent. I saw a few different advisers whilst I was there and got on with all of them. There was even the odd occasion when they could've sanctioned me but they let it slide. I find that if you're polite, well kept and at least make an effort to fulfil the requirements then they're great.

Then again I guess it depends heavily on the individual employees. I'm sure there's a few places where everyone's a right cunt.

>>131822518
If that is the case, then why is there no standardised test to categorically test for depression other than asking "u feeling sad M8?".
It is in the interests of medical services to push the "depression is an illness buy our drugs it's your only hope" meme.

>>131823287
I shagged one of my advisors. She was half Indian but had a great arse

>>131823522
Story?

>>131823201
>if I just keep saying you don't understand I win
Why does being responsible for yourself terrify you so much?

>>131817576
Uhm no sweetie we shall be tackling the rampant far right extremism

>>131822630

Eye movement desensitisation and reprocessing (EMDR) is supposed to be quite an effective treatment for PTSD.

>>131820233
FAMi am in the process of (hopefully) getting pip

after you send off the letter, they send someone to your house to do an interview with you to see if you deserve pip

the problem i had was that the woman lied in her report and said i could do stuff that i explicitly said i couldnt do

i made this very clear in my appeal and provided a copy of the interview that i secretly recorded to them as evidence and am currently waiting for the tribunal date to be confirmed where a judge and doctor basically ask you questions from the initial pip form.

i saw a guy from citizens advice in my local library who was really helpful in writing my tribunal application letter and gathering evidence. he says there is a very high chance i will win.

so as long as you persevere in going through all the appeals processes (which will undoubtedly happen as they are all lyres) and gather some evidence from a gp and go to citizens advice you should get some gibs. (assuming you have an actual condition and arent trying to take advantage of the system)

>>131823458
There is a standardised test. If you go through CBT then you have to take them every session.

Pain is similarly subjective. Does that mean that pain is not quantifiable?

>>131823677
I don't have PTSD, but I could have very easily been diagnosed should I have said the right things. That's the point.

>>131823795
>u still feeling sad M8?
Yeah
>here's your drugs and bennies

Powers been out 45 minutes lads, what do?

>>131823694
You're starting to scare me. This isn't a physical aliment. All I was told to do was fill it out with a latter from your GP, and that was it.

>>131823997
>you feeling pain m8?
Yeah
>here's your drugs

>>131823522

Fair play, how'd that happen? Pretty sure my main one was into me, but I'm hopeless at making a move so I'm certainly not going to push it in that setting.

>>131824083
Rob local bank

>>131824083
Get some candles out.

>>131824159
In fact, bennies could also be included into that.

>>131824083
The EU has bombed our power lines Theresa May has just declared WW3

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>>131823603
>Be me
>Be about a 6.5/10, normal, not autistic, not chav, not cunt
>Made redundant, sign on
>Interviewer/advisor is a 8/10 Indian+Irish mix
>Looks similar to pic related, but longer hair
>Spend the meeting talking about the few cool jobs I've had, that I want to start my own business and that I'm signing on purely for the NI contributions
>Chat about her
>Give her my number for the system, tell her to write it down for herself just in case the system fails
>She does
>Go back a fortnight later, have a decent chat with her, talk about her dreams in life, they're similar to mine, tell her we should have a chat in a 'less formal place'
>Get a text the next day asking if I want to go for pizza and beers
>Do it
>Shag her

inb4 shit greentext, it's the easiest way

>>131824159
Are you trying to imply that I don't think people fake physical illness to get benefits? Your argument is falling apart lad.

>>131823622
Not an argument.

>>131824167
see
>>131824316

Just make a move lad, worst that happens is it's awkward for a minute or two

>>131823458

The GP usually does a basic screening test, and if a person reaches a certain score, then a diagnosis of depression usually follows. What should happen at this point ideally would be a referral for some kind of talking therapy:

https://www.england.nhs.uk/mental-health/adults/iapt/

There will be those who play the system, but the stigma of mental ill health acts as a deterrent to some degree. Also, there is a serious amount of research out there with an evidence base, so it is increasingly difficult to pass off depression as a just a meme illness with no basis in scientific fact.

>>131824355
>hasn't been outside in a week
>feels sad
>must be mentally ill

>>131824476
>u feelin sad M8?
Yeah
(1 point)
>been feelin sad for while M8?
Yeah
(2 points)

>>131823844

Ah my mistake. There will always be LARPers who manage to play the system but see >>131824476

>>131824316
Nice story desu
Wish I was more normal

>>131824083

Get out in the street, see if there's any neighbours about, blackouts are maximum comfy.

Or, you know, it's 1 AM. You could go to bed.

>>131824476
A GP cannot diagnose mental health conditions. Only a psychiatrist and some specialist psychologists can.

>>131823694
why don't you just kill yourself? you could spare yourself of having to live such a sad existence. it's not that hard, people do it all the time

>>131810427
>6 years old