Smuggies general

can anyone paint this please:

leftist: we must ban all guns, if this measure saves just one life, it was justified.

what do you mean by "close the borders" racist? The hundreds of people killed by Muslim attackers in recent months are statistically irrelevant, the chance of dying of cancer or in a car accident is way higher, bigot!

>>131813288
nice

>>131813712
I don't get this, why do they breed like rabbits

>>131813288
Are there actually anti-gun veterans in the USA?

>>131814024
>Live in shit hole
>Nothing to do
>Foreigners with fancy smiles and clothes give your neighbours lots of food because they have many children
>Have many children
>Get many food

Simple. Don't feed the animals.

>>131814029
http://time.com/4462231/veterans-reduce-gun-violence/

>>131811425
goat

>>131814473

https://archive.is/vQqLv

>>131811193
saved

>>131814473
>Ostensibly fight for the freedom of US citizens
>Dedicate your life after being in the military to trying to reduce the freedoms of US citizens

>>131807687
Can someone please make one with a leftist saying that automation is going to eliminate all jobs but in the same breath saying we need immigrants for the economy? I'm surprised no one has made one. I'm not any good at MS Paint.

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>>131810854

This is bad and I apologize

>>131808320
It's 8 though, PEMDAS

>>131814584
oh god
moderates
the electric pipe is so appropriate

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>>131814675
being a leftist means being in a permant state of double think

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>>131812230

fuckin kek'd

>>131814332
kek, saved

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>>131814842
oh that's great, thanks!

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>>131812848

hahaha I love these. They keep getting more ridiculous

>>131814163
to be fair, the growing proportion of people like this may suggest some kind of lacking in the system

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>>131815440

more ridiculous, you say?

>>131814061
this is their actual thought process

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>>131814013

simple but effective.

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>>131815517
>to be fair, the growing proportion of people like this may suggest some kind of lacking in the system

is that so? Why don't they study something the markets looks for, or go to a trade school in the first place? The demand for gay dance therapists is quite limited.

>>131808320
My friend is like the guy on the left.

It's a fucking nightmare argumenting something. He always says: But humans can't know the full truth of anything so it will be always a corrupted truth.

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>>131814394

It hurts how true to life this one is. What the fuck is wrong with my generation.

>>131816361
>on the left.

I mean on the right, sorry.

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I'm feeling lazy but I'll redo this one with a better version later

>>131815517
My belief that these people are a vocal minority is pretty much the only thing stopping me from going full fash at this point tbqh.

>>131816361
I used to believe in that sort of thinking. I think solipsism is probably the most dangerous threat to society there is. Other threats are external, solipsism exists only within the white man and makes him doubt everything he does, unlike other races who live in the moment and don't try to obstruct progress with their pseudo-nihilistic bullshit. This line of thinking only inspires confusion. I hate it.

>>131814668
the font size disparities make this one

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>>131815830

Love this one.

>>131812848

XD
saved

>>131813964
This one is silly, clearly the niggers would have killed whitey

>>131814751
Make him look like a numale programmer

>>131814825
It pains me how true this is.

>>131814751
>not any good at MS paint
That's the point, though

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>>131807687

>>131817762
This.
As soon as you put actual effort into drawing it, then you just become a faggot.

>>131814751

I will make this one later tonight, look for it in an upcoming smuggie thread

>>131814024
> be animal
> fuck
> somehow get pregnant out of nowhere, how the fuck did that happen lmao

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Le funny liberal man who apologises for saying nigger

Fucking Jew queer

>>131814024
k/r selection theory

>>131814029
Ya one of them is a former marine and elected congressman in Massachusetts. He annoys me like crazy

>>131808054
This one triggers me so much. If there is a creature that I despise more than the Jew/jew brainwashed leftist is the "WE R FUCKED ANYWAYS I AM SO SMART BEING APATHETIC LULZ" faggots

>>131808320
math is based on axioms. "if we assume x, then y holds true"

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>>131816615
your vocal minority is the mainstream though

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>>131807687
>Smuggies

They're called Counter-Signal Memes, my dude.

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Posting OC.

>>131818208
> I AM SILLY
Tho to be fair this is not the only one, just the more egregious example.

>>131818885
you flaggots post some pretty low test shit

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>>131819207

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>>131819207
nice

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>>131819372

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>>131814751
I fucking tried. I am not artistic and suck with a mouse.

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>>131819568

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>>131819710

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>>131819807
Last one I made. This one is my favorite out of all the ones I did.

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>>131815712
here's one similar to this

>>131814024
it's a way of building wealth and insuring your survival

more kids = more wealth

when you see all those people starving what you don't see is all the people without kids/family who are already dead because they had no help

how do you expect to live in old age without kids, and no social welfare/pension?

they have tonnes of kids because they're poor, not in spite of it. it's a way out of poverty

>>131814024
Process of attrition. We have 3 children and ensure their survival, they instead have 9 and 3 survive.

>>131816822
Mate can you tell me how did you get out of that? I really would like to help my friend.

He told me that wants to kill himself and he was being sincere.

>>131819996
absolute terrible smuggies, you must make these yourself huh?

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FRESH OUT OF THE MS PAINT

>>131819599
Thanks bro. I appreciate the effort (I switched to my computer from my phone so different IDs).

>>131820511
triggered pagan larper faggot detected

>>131811325
I like this one, never thought about it this way

>>131808388
Fukken saved

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>>131819599
>>131820666

I also made this because I am a fag. That's all from me.

>>131820303
they just keep getting worse. I'm impressed at this point

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>>131810631
Kek

Half of what is so fucking funny about these memes is the faces. I love these so much

>>131819568
I brought this statement up once in a soc class and had a fat dyke in it respond stating "that's because they don't count it when whites commit homicide"

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>>131820966
the more smug the funnier

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Some of these are less funny and accurate and more just cringeworthy nonsensical strawmen. Still, contributing.

>>131808388
q u a l i t y

>>131811193
missed the part where it accounts for 30+ years of nonstop bombing by the US

>>131808054
>being forced to show your support for one of a number of shitty candidate
democracy can fuck off
people who use that as an excuse to not have any viewpoints at all, even outside of mainstream politics, are annoying though, i'll agree with you there

>>131821560
Jason is pure cringe.

>>131813819
Fucking hate John Oliver that unfunny fucker. Dude literally just says some liberal opinion, adds some semi-witty joke and then yells it in his british accent to make his autistic crowd laugh

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these remind me of will laren comics

>>131818442
Nice one. I would prefer a 100% christian browned skinned country than a 100% white atheist country.

>>131814848
PEMDAS is a myth.

>>131818311
kek

>>131808320
It's literally 8.

>>131818520
>>131818645
>>131818480
>>131818442
>>131818364
>>131818311
Let me guess, you're the shitposting fundamentalist pole from a while ago.

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>>131822043

>>131821874
At last someone non-retarded.

>>131822182
Let me guess, you are a faggot.

>>131814024
The real answer... because they're poor and they need their kids to take care of them when they're old.

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>>131821874
>>131822389
why Christian and not Muslim?

>>131820546
Nice

>>131821350

"I wish these fucking virgin losers would quit judging us by how much sex we've had."

>>131822662
Becouse Christianity is true and islam is a lie.

>>131822662
>why Christian and not Muslim?

Hehe I guess we will never find that out.

>>131819996
What's with christians and homosexuality anyways? And pedophilia for that matter. Every time some christian attacks gays it's only a matter of time before he's caught with a dick in his ass. Every time they attack pedophiles they .. ah, right. They never do that.

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>>131822829
Christianity is Communism for theists - no ideology is true.

Requesting the one where he says

"I may be a pedofile, but at least im not RUDE"

>>131819807

Seriously, fuck boomers. I'm not paying for your retirement, and thanks for the niggers and the Jew overlords, by the way

>>131822910
Why there's an apple growing out of his chest?

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my fav

>>131819445
But babies have done nothing wrong while jews are destroying every white country?

>>131823019
retard
https://youtu.be/EWB3s2X0L6Y

>>131821874
I don't think you would. The shitskins in the USA are overwhelmingly "Christian" yet they're violent and degenerate regardless.

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>>131823379
ah, another potential martyr for the true faith

>>131820434
Gas yourself

>>131823675
>deus vult
>posting a heretic
You are a retard. Hell, this faggot even believes in sola fide and he cites a verse that disproves sola fide!

>>131823972
What verse?

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>>131823675
arbitrarily cobbled together phrases prove nothing.

>>131823952
hurt your feelings, commieboy?

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>>131822724

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>>131821874
>>131822389
ah yes, those lovely 100% brown and christian nations like el salvador and honduras

>>131824242
Revelation 22:12? One which he reads at the very beggining? Don't listen to heretics, you will know them by their fruits. And heretic fruits are those of the devil.

>>131816248
>is that so? Why don't they study something the markets looks for, or go to a trade school in the first place? The demand for gay dance therapists is quite limited.

Thank god somebody's saying the truth

>>131824592
Thats not what it says

Revelation 22:12King James Version (KJV)

12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

>>131815830
best one

>>131823911
>English/Scottish/Irish monks
>Took any part in the conquest of Pagan Scandinavia
>Not like the Pagan fuckers had raided each other for centuries and targetted Christians with greater fervor

>>131820039
lol, holy shit.

heres a (You)

>>131811325
works the other way around as well doesnt it?

>>131824745
saved by faith, rewarded by work

not hard to understand

>>131824745
>according as his work
"Faith alone" disproved. If that pastor can't see it he is either stupid or willfully misleading people.
Protestants are fucking cancer.

>>131819807
who ever made this was either functionally retarded or a millenial

>>131824979
see >>131824840

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>>131814024
>having lots of children is a status symbol
>children can make you money if you put them to work, and will pay your retirement
>you have free food so they don't cost much
>Jeebus said so
And most important of all.
>fucking is fun, and condoms are annoying
Remember that most of these people are literally retards with no concept of planning ahead.

>>131825206
Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

James 2:19
Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.

James 2:26
For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

This kills the heretic.

>>131817557
Not really though. Every communist I know is pro-brexit and anti EU.

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>>131820165
lol what? That's the white european way of thinking.

Niggers don't think like that. They fuck like animals and going around raping everybody. Birth control not feasible and abortions are bad because of muh religion and moral-fags.

>>131825175
are you not a millenial?

>>131825521
>Matthew 7
Matthew 7
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

(Relating to the Father’s will in Matthew 7:21)
John 6
38 For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me.
39 And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day.
40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.

Matthew 7:21 is saying that you can't fake having faith. You actually have to believe. Also Matthew 7:22-23 sounds like relying on your works gets you to not enter Heaven.

>James 2
https://youtu.be/C3QCpp2J5M0

Quick version: Romans 4, Galatians 3, Genesis 15:6

>>131825747
Romans 4
1What shall we say then that Abraham our father, as pertaining to the flesh, hath found?
2For if Abraham were justified by works, he hath whereof to glory; but not before God.
3For what saith the scripture? Abraham believed God, and it was counted unto him for righteousness.
4Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.
5But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
6Even as David also describeth the blessedness of the man, unto whom God imputeth righteousness without works,
7Saying, Blessed are they whose iniquities are forgiven, and whose sins are covered.
8Blessed is the man to whom the Lord will not impute sin.
9Cometh this blessedness then upon the circumcision only, or upon the uncircumcision also? for we say that faith was reckoned to Abraham for righteousness.

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>>131816248
You completely misunderstood his point.
It's not his choices, it's his creation in itself that is the fault of the capitalist system.
The fact that the west has so many screwed up people to begin with.
You wouldn't find these people in Soviet Russia.

>>131825747
Galatians
2:16/21
16 Knowing that a man is not justified by the works of the law, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not by the works of the law: for by the works of the law shall no flesh be justified.
21 I do not frustrate the grace of God: for if righteousness come by the law, then Christ is dead in vain.
3:6-11
6 Even as Abraham believed God, and it was accounted to him for righteousness.
7Know ye therefore that they which are of faith, the same are the children of Abraham.
8And the scripture, foreseeing that God would justify the heathen through faith, preached before the gospel unto Abraham, saying, In thee shall all nations be blessed.
9So then they which be of faith are blessed with faithful Abraham.
10For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse: for it is written, Cursed is every one that continueth not in all things which are written in the book of the law to do them.
>11But that no man is justified by the law in the sight of God, it is evident: for, The just shall live by faith.
5:4-5
4 Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace.
5 For we through the Spirit wait for the hope of righteousness by faith.

>>131825747
You need to have BOTH faith and works. Faith alone will get you nowhere.

Matthew 25:31-46
This disproves this heretical babble. Stop listening to devil worshippers who lead their flock into hell.

>>131825984
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
>and in thy name
They clearly believed

>>131825747
>>131825873
>>131825939
>>131825984
>>131826094

>implying anybody is going to bother reading that shit

>>131826094
>They clearly believed
They believed AND had works. Without works faith is worthless.

>>131820475
let him

>>131825984
>Matthew 25:31-46
Yeah thats the great white judgement where eveyone will be judged by there works on their reward or punishment

Revelation 20
12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.

14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of

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>>131825892
>It's not his choices, it's his creation in itself that is the fault of the capitalist system.

what? Which capitalist system?

>The fact that the west has so many screwed up people to begin with.

It is wanted by the political order, the more retards dependent on government gibsmedats, the easier the rule over them.

>You wouldn't find these people in Soviet Russia.

Because Soviet Russia went bust in the early 1990's. The promotion of degeneracy always was and is one of the major doctrines of communism.

>>131826423
Yeah they relied on their works like catholics do and didnt enter Heaven

>>131826465
So we agree that works are a must and that pastor is a heretic. Good.

>>131824835
no, because white people ended slavery. Muslims are still bombing us.

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>>131826578
>>131826600
why don't you guys just go and pray about it?

>>131826600
Where did I say that?

You're still judged on works but not for salvation.
I don't remember the verse but it said if you have good works you could rule over many cities. Not that you wont be saved.

>>131826767
Atheists do exactly what thatpic says but abput muh evolution

>>131812848
this is the funniest thing I've seen on /pol/

>>131808054
You forgot to add "What? What are their platforms? Why would I look that up? No I don't have any ideas on how to do a better job than them."

>>131826690
Why should anyone be held accountable for things he has nothing do to with?

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>>131826827
Stop sperging out and post smuggies

>>131827192
by stopping Muslim coming in the less bombings will happen, fucking hell hans your Slavic rape baby genes are showing

>>131827424
>leaf
>is triggered by the use of smuggies
typical

>>131818311
fuck off

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>>131826996
why do Christians always depict Adam and Eve with navels?

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>>131827350

>>131827803
I've got immunity dog, cucko.

>>131827803
I dont get it

>>131827870
>>131827803

>>131827803
best one so far

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>>131827980
forgot pic

>>131828036
fuckin' saved

>>131827582
Not always.

>>131827803
Haha now I get it! LOL!

>>131826827
>I don't remember the verse but it said if you have good works you could rule over many cities.
That's a great scholarship right there. There are no "cities" in heaven. There is just one during Jesus regin.

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>>131828158

>>131828391
Rev 2
[26] And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give power over the nations:
[27] And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.

Most of these are shit and you are all stupid. Kill yourselves.

>>131822389
Africa seems like it'd be your style, faggot.

>>131828710
Revelation is deeply symbolic. You won't be rulling over a city in an afterlife for fucks sake. You expect to get taxes as well? Protestants are fucking retards.

>>131813964
my favorite part of this is the guy's shirt that just says "rap"

>>131821973
Funny how you guys make fun of Atheists but never have any actual arguments to opose evolution or prove ANY story from the bible.

>>131822428
God I fucking hate that. (((Media))) knows women and liberals only think with emotions so they put that same kid on the beach pic on to coerce people into accepting rapefugees. Fuck them.

>>131821874
Spain is already a fucking christian browned skinned country you degenerate mongrel.

>>131829019
>clear statement is symbolic
HAHAHAHAHHA

If it's symbolism what does it symbolize then?