STOP BEATING US IN WARS
STOP HUMILIATING US
STOP BUILDING THE BEST EMPIRE IN THE WORLD
STOP BEING SUPERIOR TO US IN ALL ASPECTS
STOP RUINING THE EU
STOP REFUSING TO PAY THE 500 MILLION BREXIT BILL
STOP RUINING OUR PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION
STOP STEALING OUR WOMEN
STOP SPEAKING THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD (ENGLISH)
STOP CREATING THE BEST INVENTIONS
and
START TAKING MORE REFUGEES
START OBEYING THE EU
START LISTENING TO THIS MASTER RACE (US GERMANS)
START APOLOGISING FOR DRESDEN
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE, JUST STOP IT ALREADY!