http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4651218/Lesbian-15-false-rape-accusations-three-years.html
who the fuck believes a bitch like this get raped. like for real.
And that was probably the first time she ever did any running
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Maybe she told them she's Two Tons Of Fun, and they thought they were going to be playing some TMNT IV: Turtles in Time.
Imagine the disappointment when they realized she was talking about herself.