Ask a Czech anything

>>131787006
Tell me about Moravians

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>>131787006
Why are you so based?

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>>131787308
why do they wear the hats?

>>131787308
They are better than Czechs.

>>131787410
We just kinda hate everything

>>131787006
Why have you stolen the Polish pepe tomato ?

>>131787006
Tell me about the Slovaks. Why did they leave you?

>>131787006
Why are the most atheist?

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>>131787631
because I made the polish pepe tomato from this

>>131787006
wtf i love czech republic now

can I get a cz for my birthday????

>>131787410
>Slovenia blue

What the fuck?! I bet they just interviewed a couple of faggots in the capital.


Also, why do you all drive like complete shit while on holiday in Croatia?

>>131787454
A lotta loyalty for a hired šalina

>>131787907
>Also, why do you all drive like complete shit while on holiday in Croatia?
Are you asking that me or Czechs and OP?

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want some meth kid?

>>131788124
The Czechs and OP. I don't see cars with Georgian license plates in Slovenia/Croatia.

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How does it feel to never win at hockey?

>>131787761
As for me, i was raised into it. And nothing really drives me to include religion in my life. There are also numerous historical reason, during communism, religion was forcefully pushed back. Aditionally, we've been through so much shit in the recent history that it would challenge anyone's faith.

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>>131791456

>>131787410
Wtf Serbs? I thought you guys were cool

>>131791456
>http://www.wisn.com/article/foster-parents-share-story-of-love/6323999
>mfw my boy crosby

Pittsburgh rules, Philly sucks!

>>131787006
>A nuclear plant staged a bikini contest to hire it's next intern.
Common that's retarded you must admit.

How was Reinhard treating you? was more good than bad?

>>131787006
How much do you make ?

>>131787006
Why are west slavs best slavs?

>>131792468
We hate white Westerners,i thought everybody knew this??

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>>131787006
Are you aware of that faggot Berkay, the ugly greasehead mole face, that brags about having a online Roblox girlfriend from Czechia?

(pic related, look at that ass mug).

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Serious question, why is there so many porn actresses coming from Czechia/Slovaquia? And so many of them are famous in their job. On Eurobabindex Czechia has the same number of actresses referenced, equal to Russia which is a much bigger country. (1020/1039).
http://www.eurobabeindex.com/sbandoindex/appendix_2.html

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>>131787006
Do Czechs hate white Western Europeans as much as Poles do?

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>>131798936
That's imkampfy

Are there any based Czechs I should read up on?

>>131787006
How to buy weed in Czech Republic?

>>131800944
Anon we are totally diffirent from Czechs in this case.
We are still christian af, while Czechs are the most atheist country in world. Our women are average slav women.

Also why the fuck do we have so many threads like this? Yesterday I saw like 3 or 4 balkan threads and now same thing is happening with Czechs.

>>131801648
Edvard Beneš

He kicked out trashtier humans, Germans.

>>131800944
good, let em, we dont want them going to uni and ending up in the parliament now do we?
>>131797741
youre a niger tho
>>131797585
im sure france gibs are enough to rival my income, tyrone
>>131801696
with money

lol pepiki

>>131802222
shieeeeeeeeeeeet

>>131800944
The ((porn producers)) set up bases here (Hungary also tops the ranks), this makes it easy to star in porn. So our trash does porn while Russian and other trash does prostitution.
>>131801648
Jan Žižka
Karel Čapek (if you really just want to read)
Tomáš Garrigue Masaryk

>>131801524
Who?

>>131802701
Mod of cripplechan's /pol/

>>131802405
What do you think of Stefanik and Gajda?

How can you be eastern if you share a longitude with Austria?

>>131802930
Well, anyway, he was bragging about some Roblox girlfriend.

>>131803775
american education desu, otherwise the rest calls us central europe

>>131802943
Great men. I admire them.
>>131803775
That's purely because of the Iron Curtain.
>>131804010
Jesus is he really that autistic? Got source?

>>131804740
Uh...No... It was on a previous thread, it was a thread about some Polish being proud of their country.

I could find it, maybe. Like me check my history.

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>tfw you're a czechaboo and a czech thread pops up on /pol/

>>131787006
did already apply for your concealed carry license? if not, are you gay?

>>131787006
Any plans to conquer Slovakia? With them you could do anything. Just imagine a unified state and all you could do. You could call it Slovczechia.

When I was in Prague last July, there was a random shirtless guy who ran up to me and started shouting gibberish. What did he want anon?

>>131806720
The last way of getting Slovakia would be conquering it.

Just do a referendum about joining back and they have us.

>>131806806
Are you black?

There are some cases in slavland where slavs imitate a monkey infront of anyone black.
Otherwise just remember that you visited the most cucked part of Czech Republic.

>>131804740
Hey, tell you what.
I'll find the source eventually, but this thread might get archived before that. If you want it, email me at my throwaway gmail.

[email protected]

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>>131806806
This is where I stayed...

>>131807082
No my dad is Czech, mom English ancestry, maybe he thought I was a local?

>>131787006
How's the health care? Can I pay to have better and faster service from hospitals/clinics? I don't want to wait 6 months for an appointment with a doctor.

>>131804740
Whats the difference between Bohemians and Czechs?

My great grandparents came from Bohemia and had blonde hair blue eyes with a German name were they Germans or slavs or German-slav half breeds?

>>131807269
Could be. Juust remember that people from Prague use to be weirdos. Capitalism did something to them.

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>>131807423
Were they kicked out from country in 1945?
If yes then they are Sudet Germans aka traitors which deserved to be kicked out.

>>131793301
interns are fucking useless, might as well have some fun while picking one?

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What is the best Czech film and why is it this?

>>131807618
No they came in 1918

is it safe to travel to Prague?

>>131806363
e to...

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>>131807085
Will do. I wanna make fun of antifachan.
>>131807423
The western part in pic is Bohemia, which is the majority that is somewhat more Germanic in both ethnicity and culture than the rest. Moravians are more slavic, religious and have funny accents. Silesians are Czech speaking Poles.
And Czechs are all of these combined.

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>>131807916
It is safe but don't expect to see anything good in there.
Just some nice sightseeings. Otherwise, you got way better places to visit in Czech Republic.

>>131787410
>including self
I wish catalonia wasn't spain so we would be red like blood. But these people fuck our statistics.

Why are you a half German mutt?

>>131800944
Porn producers set up their businesses there and in Budapest back in the 90's. Add to that the liberal attitude of the country, the atheism and the poverty and BOOM!

I'm convinced that over 70% of Czech men end up doing gay porn at least once. And every woman does porn and/or prostitutes herself at brothels. Prague is the sex capital of the world.

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Why do Czechs hate innocent marathoners?

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Why aren't you making more CZ-75s and shipping them to us you faggot. WE WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY.

how do we into second amendment?

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>>131802405
>>131802943

Masaryk, the first Czechoslovak president, in collusion with the (((West))) had Milan Rastislav Stefanik shot down and killed by friendly fire despite WWI being over. Stefanik was to become the first Czechoslovak president. It was a really shady incident and one can only wonder how things would have turned out for Czechoslovakia had based Stefanik become president instead of Western Jew puppet Masaryk.

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>>131787006
Tell me about your drug problem.

>>131808923
pepper the bell

>>131809023
It's the Nguyen who produces drugs in Czech Republic.

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>>131787006
>Bikini contest
Absolutely DEGENERATE

>>131801696
When I went to Prague, shops everywhere were selling edibles, but those were probably low-quality shit targeting dumb tourists

>>131787006

>tfw no qt czech gf to rescue from a life of poverty

>>131792468
tupac is a national hero in serbia

>>131787006
are u goys poor

>>131808892
that's chechens u lad

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Do you live in Děčín by any chance?

>>131808991
Why you think that he would be the first president?
Just asking you, I don't want to discuss him because I would be probably WE WUZing.

>>131787006
I'm American but I'm applying gor Czech citizenship based on my father's birth place, in czechia. If I only speak English what kind of work can I find and can I buy a house in Prague or near it for under 500,000 usd

What's Pilsen like? is it ok?

>>131810388
>500 000 usd
nigga u can buy a cathedral with that, gibs me some dat

>>131800944

This doesn't mean that all of them are Czech. Here St. Petersburg is a porn center of all former Soviet Union so all these porn sluts a referenced as from Russia. Maybe the same is true for Czech because Prague is a porn hub of eastern europe.

>>131810148
I live nearby. Why?

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>>131787006
CHEEKI BREEKI A VA DAMKE?

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>>131810850
my dad served there for 8 years in Decin castle, my elder brother was born in Decin

>>131811009
Yes, cheeky bricks and all that

>>131801420
but Poles do not hate us Italians...

>>131787006
My family has Czech roots (fled to Canada to avoid Hitler), what would it take legally speaking to emigrate back?

>>131811494
It's trivial even if you don't have any roots here man.

I like to make Praga the capital of my Empire on CK2, also the kingdom of Bohemia has a nice shape

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>>131813129
is good amigo

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>>131801814
Every year I'm treking through Beskidy I look at your part of the mountains and wonder hows your country doing.
I need to cross the border finally and drop by to you people.

>>131811197
Good stuff m8. I study in Ústí.

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>>131787006
My ancestry is almost entirely Czech, but my family keeps no Czech customs

What are some Czech things I can do so I can LARP like I have a real ethnic identity?

>>131814094
be white, thats it

>>131814094
Eat tons of pork, smažák and borůvkové knedlíky. Top it all off with pivo.

Do Czechs consider themselves slavs?

Slavs being only an linguistically group is a totally antiscietific meme pushed by polspastics , so I know Czezchs are mainly slavs but KRAUT'ed

But do Czechs themselves see themselves as such?

>>131814094
I second this.

>>131787006
Did you guys just get a new right like the 2a?

SHALL

>>131814375
yeah, but nobody gives a shit about it

>>131807423
Well, Bohemia is more or less a foreign term. We call it Čechy. So it is Čechy, Morava and Slezko. All of it is Česká Republika.

>>131787006
how can I move to Czechia

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we really need more immigration into these parts, our economy is going to die without it

>>131787006
How much meat do you eat? I heard a vegetarian could starve to death there. Is that true?

>>131787006
Why are there so many atheists in your country while Poland's population is >90% catholic?

To which part of Germany do you guys feel closer, Saxonia or Bavaria? (Northern or southern german border of Bohemia)


Also, do you actually know, what an accent sounds like in as very few foreign people are learning Czech?

Ostatne vase pivo je moc chutny i vas jazyk je velmi krasny

>>131787006
How can one country be so based?

How do you feel about German?

How does it feel having your most beautiful cities build by us and being KRAUTED slavs?

Also why the fuck do you have the most pornslits per capital
Like 1 in 100 women starred in porn.
Why are Czech girls such gutter whores?!

>>131814094
Always drink beer.
Never let anything bother you.
That's my impression of Czechens.

>>131787006
Got a spare beauty I can make a wife and mother?

>>131787006
How do czechs feel towards Russia and Putin? Is it different for older/younger generations?

>>131815910
How does it feel to be so rude?

>>131806806
lmao, that reminds me of the time i saw a homeless crazy guy punching himself in prague

>>131816414
fuck all of you igors

>>131814094
Drink enough Pivo so when your child is born he will have pivo in his DNA
Eat Smažený sýr and bacon.
Go look up Czech christmas and easter customs.
Hate germans.
Hate austrians.
Hate french.
Hate niggers
Hate gypsies like the spawn of hell they are
Hate muslims
Worship Charles IV.
Worship Daniel Vávra
Be hurt about Munich agreement like muricans are angry at 9/11
Be euroskeptic
Be atheisic but when muslim shows up become a crusader.
Own a weapon.
Do gardening and houbaření
Get yourself a chata by a lake.
Play Mafia and Kingdom come:deliverence when it comes out.

Also do your pilgrimage to Prague and Kutná Hora.

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>>131787006
love moravia. nice towns like Zlin and Olomouc. went there a few years ago. pretty neat country you got going there senpai.
nejsem buserant.

>>131815188
>Why are there so many atheists in your country while Poland's population is >90% catholic?
It has something to do with our mentality, specifically about foreign authority. Pretty much all of it is the result of the Hussite wars when we defied the Vatican.
>To which part of Germany do you guys feel closer, Saxonia or Bavaria?
Bavaria, as they're closer to Austria which we were part of a centruy ago.
>Also, do you actually know, what an accent sounds like in as very few foreign people are learning Czech?
Yes. Every foreigner (even east slavs) has a problem with Czech spelling.

>Ostatne vase pivo je moc chutny i vas jazyk je velmi krasny
Díky Hanzi, dám si na tebe jedno pivko.

>>131816414
Younger people are more positive towards you in my experience.

>>131816749
All of these

any old concentration camp in czech?

>>131816749
the hate list is way too short

>>131787006
Do you own any guns yet?

>>131817014
Terezín but that was not a death camp.

>>131801814
The swarm of niggers attacking Europe have sped up their invasion. 16,000 invaded Italy recently.
People are looking toward the bastions of whiteness called Eastern Europe and Poland with longing.

>>131814094
Also watch russian movie Mrazík every christmas but tell yourself this is the last time you watch that shit
Then watch it again and laugh at it like an idiot.
Watch Proti všem.
Watch Vesničko má středisková.
Watch Slunce, seno, jahody.

>>131816749
>Hate austrians.
Not true rly.
Hate British would apply more.

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>>131817014
Terezín, I've actually been there back when I was in elementary school. I said some gas related joke to my friend but my teacher overheard. He made me do an essay about the "holocaust" so I printed out the first page from wkipedia.
>mfw he gave me an A

>>131816749
>Hate germans
STFU bitch
We made you

>>131787006
Tell me about Charles University. I'm considering studying abroad in Prague next year.

>>131817968
more gibs pls achmed

I have family in Zlin. My aunt and I have been visiting every year for a few years now. Your customs suggestions were quite good. Give me some good racial slurs and bants in Czech.

>>131818176
seš píča vola

I'm learning Russian in uni and plan on visiting Prague soon. How common is Russian?

>>131787006
Can a fellow redpilled northen Italian live in the most biased land of Europe?

No Czechoslovakia anymore :(

>>131818474
How white are you?

>>131818474
if you supply your own weapon and armour, sure

>>131818138
>>131818138
>>131818138
No
But historically it was basically Germany but with slavs, we build alot of beautiful shit , even was capital of the HRE at some point

>>131787006
Can I borrow your flag? This one is kind of wear-off.

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>>131818691

>>131818372
Older people had to study Russian back in commie times, but I'd wager many forgot how to speak it by now. About 20% speaks Russian.
>>131818691
Ok but gib Bohemian flag back

>>131818650
It was capital of HRE because our king refused to move out when he was made emperor you schnitzel. We were rich. We were powerful and we ruled you more than once. Our peasants were better than your knight.

>>131787006
How's your gun laws over there?

>>131819194
>this much of a puta

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>>131819127
WE

>>131819310
WUZ EMERURS KURVA

>>131787006
Why does your country waste taxpayer money on shitty video games (Project Argo)?

>>131787006

What guns do you plan on buying?

>>131819096
Is it pretty easy to catch on to Czech if I speak Russian?

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>>131819227
Answer the question, puta.

>>131816414
Honestly I dont think there is as much hate towards Russia as people make it seem.
I would say the sentiment is rather:
>We were occupied by Russians who we shouted at to go back to the shitfucking Moscow. And Russians who would rather be at home were forced to occupy people who they feel no hatred towards to.
and most people realise that I would like to think.

>>131819096
>About 20% speaks Russian
Хyяce eбaть, дa в Poccии мeньший пpoцeнт гoвopит нa pyccкoм.

>>131814375
Slavs as whole actually are a linguistic group only. For us czechs, being compared to russians is a disgrace.

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>>131819549
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD YOU MONGOL CUNT REEEEEEE

>>131819227
>Ask a Czech anything

>>131787006
why do you drink so much?

>>131787006
Why do you act as if your country weren't a third world shithole?

>>131818372
Back in comie times it was mandatory language. But most people just forgot it. My parents remember just some songs that stuck in their heads.

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>>131819641
>MONGOL CUNT
Hey, I am not.

>>131819696
Because we can drink alcohol like if it was coffein.

>>131819488
>>131819676
las leyes son buenas, voy a comprar todas las armas y quitar kebab mi moorish amigo

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>>131819549
>google translate
>Hyayet ebat, yes in Poccia, the smaller party says nothing.

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>>131819903
Nice

>>131787708
Cuz bros cannot date. Its incest and gay

>>131820003
>God damn it, in Russia less than 20% speaks russian nowdays.

>>131819796
We still had to learn Katyusha in the elementary school.
Nice song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4H70U26HxM

>>131819592
>Slavs as whole actually are a linguistic group only.
>Only

Pseudoscientic bullscrap
Ask any anthropologist and he'd tell you czechs ar email (germanized) slavs

Only ones in the slavic linguistic group who are not slavs are bulgarians and moldovans

>disgrace
Kek. It's the other way round
Russians had an empire and always were a major power , being the militarily most successful whites AFTER Anglos ,whereas czechs were being our bitch almost all their recent history

Get the fuck real with you pseudopride you butthurt schmuck

>>131820252
Hahaha lol, "Vstavaai strana ogromnaya vstavai na smertni boi"
Remember this?

>>131820407
yes goy, keep grabbing onto history while in the present your country burns.

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>>131787006
I'm talking to a 500 lb czech girl on interpals. I am trying to get her to send nudes. What are some Czech facts I can tell her to try and impress her.

Also, why are there so many fat czech bitches, I am thinking of going there just to hook up with 3 I am taking to

>>131820587
>e-dating
>e-friendship
>surprised there are ugly bitches only
youre retarded my friend

>>131820525
>when they came for my neighbour I didn't object, when they came for my family I neither object, and whe they came for me...

>>131787006
Will you take in refugees from western europe in 6 years?

>>131820407
You did not manage to germanized us in 1400 years. Now you are islamized in under 10.
Suck it up Hanz.

>>131820245
So you're telling me that I shouldn't learn Russian?

>>131820245
Oh kek. I wonder why didn't jewgle translate it correclty.

>>131820408
No idea. It's been like 10 years dude. I just have the tune stuck in my head.

>>131820748
FULL
U
L
L

>>131820827
>So you're telling me that I shouldn't learn Russian?
Nah, you could. But don't expect too much.

>>131820946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCQ0V85qvi0
Dis song.

>>131820827
Well most young people here will understand english more than russian.
If you want to learn a language to use here learn Czech. You will be able to talk to slovakians no prob and even to polacs a little bit.

...you think that the bikini contest is a good thing?

You're so vapid that you fucking have a beauty contest for a position at a nuclear power plant?

jesus christ I hope there is some soviet remnant somewhere running those reactors, you're clearly too fucking stupid to do it yourselves

There's some shit where you should sober up and not fuck around.

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ASK AN IRAQI STUDENT IN CZECHIA ANYTHING

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>>131821261
fuck off jack

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>>131820704
They have 10/10 faces but are morbidly obese, not a common thing where I love, what can I say I love fat bitches

>>131821289
When will you get out?

>>131821289
Do you sell kebabs for living?

>>131820704
Sounds like it's his thing. Maybe he can take her to america and rid us of one landwhale.
>>131821127
Never heard of it. But sounds pretty epic.

>>131820525
>>131820754

I might only happy for you. Still you are slavs genetically and there is no shame in admitting that, to the contrary.

Anyways I'm actually jelly of your right to bear.
Any future gun shopping plans?

Ps: your women are the biggest sluts

>>131820744
Germans are enemies, not neighbors nor family.
We are secretly financing Syrian refugees to invade Germs.

>>131820407
>schmuck


jesus fucking christ what is this board even turning into
Nobody even fucking called him on it and some retard even continued to call him hanz


my god

>>131821456
This is probably the most 'pop' war song. That was basically agitation song to enlist on the front.

>>131821517
>Germans are enemies, not neighbors nor family.
Hm... really makes you think, so you prefer to learn turkish instead of kraut language?

>>131821377
I won't ever leave but I will discreetly czech those sweet 7's

>>131821517
>Germans are enemies, not neighbors nor family.
>We are secretly financing Syrian refugees to invade Germs.

wtf I love refugees now

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>>131821786
i have plenty more doublons m9

>>131820989
I expected it to help out in most Balkan nations and Eastern Europe. Maybe even in the tech world. If it's not too necessary, I could just learn it on my own time. Or maybe German.

>>131821137
If that's the case, I could just pick up Czech as I see it necessary. I'm an American from Providence, Rhode Island. Will I be hated in the Czech Republic?

>>131821758
We'll build a wall and make Germans pay for it (with their gibs lol).

>>131821758
Well we consider their language to be shit anyway.

>>131821963
1) how much white you are?
2) how much anti-gypsyniggermuslim you are?
3) how much interested in czech history you are?

>>131821963
> Balkan nations
Nah, wouldn't work you still need to learn one of the basic languages of their family.
>Eastern Europe
Most parts of post USSR 99% russified. Like Ukraine, Moldova, Belarussia etc.

>>131822163
>I look British.
>I went to multiple trump rallies and I'm extremely traditional
>Eastern Europe is very cool to me

>>131822341
>Eastern Europe
yeah, this isnt gonna work out, you better not come here.

>>131787006
Moving to cz in a few months...
Praha, tabor, benesov or Liberec?

>>131822341
>I went to multiple trump rallies and I'm extremely traditional
Not good enough. You must tell everyone that you want to fire up the ovens for every gypsy and sandnigger. That's also the secret recipe to get all the grills.

>>131822863
>tábor
já znam dobrej tábor pro žáby na sever

>>131787006
Slavs are the future of western civilization. Time to practice some squating.

>>131787006
how do you pronounce Czech? as well as Czechia?

>>131811197
Thats Brno on that picture not Prague

>>131822341
>Eastern Europe
This is central evropa you fuck

Well do the czech things listed above, try to fit in as much as you can and do not stir shit up and you should be cool. Do not make friends with gypsies and this >>131822905

>>131823037
lmao

>>131822707
Geographically it does make sense to be called Central Europe. I'm just used to American media shunning all countries formerly Soviet. Every country east of Berlin is called Eastern Europe in all of American media.

>>131822905
Don't need the grills m8. Got me an aryan wife. I'm extremely anti mudslime and have gotten into many scuffles and disputes bc of nignogs here.

>>131823395
>Every country east of Berlin is called Eastern Europe in all of American media.
Legendary.

>>131818585
More white than a blonde guy in my class

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>>131787410
>balkans
so the slav jungle fever posters arent just memeing?

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>>131823688
gibs me some dat black booty mmmhm

>>131817981
>>131823789
Anyone?

>>131787006
Explain to me why you country has forsaken God

>>131823395
im west from Berlin
checkmate

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>>131823688
Why don't all black women look like this?

>>131823277
Sorry, I can't speak/write Czech correctly yet...
I just want to set up my life calmly 3 or 4 hours from Prague's airport

>>131823886
gommunism, firstly we take our part in this, then EU finished it.

>that tweet
Thats the polish guy from CDPR, not czech I thought?

My knowledge of eastern europe is pretty limited.

How prevalent are english speakers in Czech

>>131791758
>nothing drives me to include religion in my life
What about that void of meaningless depression that occupies your soul?

>>131818176
hello Donald

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>>131823179
>Czech? as well as Czechia?

Czech:
Čech=(a person) https://translate.google.cz/?hl=cs#cs/en/%C4%8Dech
Čechy=(Bohemia) https://translate.google.cz/?hl=cs#cs/en/%C4%8Dechy

>>131823395
>I'm extremely anti mudslime and have gotten into many scuffles and disputes bc of nignogs here.

Ok slap pic related on your car. Listen to Měšita from Ortel and you are sure to make friends.

>>131823886
Well we got fucked over by catholics a lot. Also komouši.
There is still a lot of believer, most people just do not care for churches and ceremonies. You will still find a lot of believers. Even some atheists wear crosses around their neck out of tradition.

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>>131824027
>eastern europe
cunt

>>131823037
>>>131822863 (You)
>>tábor
>já znam dobrej tábor pro žáby na sever

Thx Google...
I get most of the meaning, but I don't know if that's hostile or not!
Something about 'camps'...

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>>131823395
I think you'll fit right in.

>>131824027
>CDPR

CDPR shills on /v/ have appropriated Vávra cause they dont have the balls to come out against sjws openly

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I just came back from Prague and hooked up with 1 girl in 10 days... the trip was for sightseeing, but now that I'm back people are telling me I shoulda put more effort into the girls because they're apparently easy.

This true?

>>131823852
philo faculty = tons of libtards
about 70/30 female to male ratio
best uni cz etc.

if you wanna just party have 1 day of the week school and the rest free go to some shitty trash tier uni.
Fuck bitches all night and get sober during the day. Unis like VŠE and ČZU are the ones you look for then.
>>131824023


3-4 hours = Germany, Austria, Poland, Slovakia
>>131824085
Young people 60%+
old people 10%-
in Prague at least.
>>131824313
its a joke, Terezín concentration camp (tábor) is north of Tábor

>>131824313
>já znam dobrej tábor pro žáby na sever
I know a good camp (tábor means camp) for frogs north of here.

>>131824468
Depends where you hang.

>>131824468
RAKE
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>>131824367
I'll continue to trade and save up my crypto currencies. I'm visiting for a few weeks his November, any recommendations? If all goes well, I'll cash my btc out there and hopefully have enough saved 35 BTC to get by while I find a tech job.

>>131787006
are you this czech rajcepep fag?

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>>131824687
dobrý den

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>>131824752
fucking hell rajcebro go to sleep

>>131824438
Really?

Thats hilarious. Thats pretty based though, I wouldve hated to see him break under the pressure.

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>>131824921
not until I throw out the garbage

>>131824675
Visit historical sites.
Charles bridge.
Royal route.
St.Vitus and entire castle complex in Prague.
Vyšehrad
Kutná hora.
Orloj and Old town square.
National theater.

If you are in center of Prague you will just go from one palace to palace.

No já jdu spát, brou noc vy zmrdi.

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>>131824675
Go to Prague and Český Krumlov for sightseeing. Visit some castles while you're here, too. Karlštejn, Hluboká nad Vltavou and others.
If you want nature, see Český ráj and České Švýcarsko.
>>131825365
Dobrou

>>131814094
Fart and burp loudly in public
Drink lots of beer and eat lots of shitty food
Wear white socks in sandals
Hate Vietnamese, but buy everything from them because their stuff is 1 Kc cheaper
Bitch about Slovaks, but when you meet them abroad yell "Braaatjaaaa!"
Hate Brussels

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>>131817786
fuck you we prop up your economy by shagging every pint and bird in Prague for the last decade

>>131825855
ye thats primarily the reason why Praguers hate bongs.

>>131825944
I went with 10 lads and we loved it, we respect your people and we really enjoyed it, thanks for being hospitable even if you hate us

whats the deal with Slovaks? I was born there but moved to Canada when I was 5 so I don't know much about Slovakia et al.

>>131826165
well if you get drunk on holidays then wahtever.
but when you chimp out at 10AM Monday then fuck you.

>>131826240
We are not very interesting. We mainly keep to ourselves and want to remain that way. Don't come here LARPing as one of us, you're not.

>>131824196
>Fucked over by Catholics
That's like Eastern Europeans complaining bout getting fucked over by Russia. It happened to literally everybody, but your country didn't hold the faith all that well.

>>131824675
Brno is strangely aesthetic, and I found it to look quite nice.

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>>131827024
feels gud mayne

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>>131809291
gay

>>131787006
>daniel vávra
Based man developing a based game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkd-Lmmcb4

I wish Czechia wasn't so degenerate, I'd like to move there but honestly it seems like it's the exact same shit as Germany.

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>>131827267
(you)

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>>131827267
Stop letting ((porn)) make your opinions for you

>>131807847
My Sweet Little Village starring Janos Ban. A comedy about life in a small town.

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>>131808454
Spain is going to get blue'd when we leave

>>131827550
Why? Serious question, you have this industry, you have prostitution, every woman knows she can get money for whoring herself legally, do you think this doesn't ruin a normal woman's mind? When she knows she can literally get free money whenever she wants?

This makes them fundamentally incompatible with men, who can't do this, and the relationship can never be on a normal human level.

And this is just one form of degeneracy.

>>131827896
Every country in europe has prostitution. We're not worse off in this regard than anyone else.
And why would you prevent them from doing porn? Makes it far easier to identify whores. Let them be marked until death if they really want to do this.

>>131807423
They were volksdeutsch, Germans who were from other countries, Holy Roman Empire leftovers basically. Most of them left or were genocided after WW2.

>>131828552
>>Every country in europe has prostitution
Not legal, no.

>Makes it far easier to identify whores.
Really, you got a database of all the porn whores and camwhores and prostitutes? Does it say so on their ID or something?

Because let me tell you, you can't even know about it in countries where it's not so widespread, but in Germany and Czechia where almost everyone did some "sex work" at some point, how exactly can you find the 5% that didn't?

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>>131829001
>>>Every country in europe has prostitution
>Not legal, no.
Pretty much the same % of prostitutes despite this.
>in Germany and Czechia where almost everyone did some "sex work"
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>131826611
I understand the language pretty much 100% and can speak it decently every time I return for a few days. I think my mentality is more Slovak than Canadian, judging by contemporary geopolitics.

>>131810388
Honestly, you can find a job that allows english-only speakers.
I worked as an intern at RedHat in Brno a year ago, and a bunch of their employees were Ukranians that spoke to us in English.

As far as the housing situation, Prague's pretty fucking expensive.
Makes sense since it's the capital.

>>131787006
I have no questions but pepiki are alright in my book
Cheers