JEB! BTFO TRUMP

>>131784577
A guy who lost a nomination because he couldn't handle bantz continues to show the world how much of a pussy he is.

Pathetic. Irrelevant. Unintelligent.

>>131784577
LITERALLY WHO?

Who /jebhead/ here?

>>131784577
Please retweet.

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SLOW AND STEADY

HERE WE COME, JEBHEADS

Did anyone on 4chan actually support jeb?

>>131784577
And yet Trump is president and Jeb is not. I guess being (((presidential))) isn't what the american people voted for.

>>131784577

You know what else is unpresidential. Not winning your parties primary.

>>131784577
Inguacopriate. Unguacified. Unguacomolial.

>guac bowl. jpg

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>>131784577
He can still win right /pol/?

>>131785143
Jeb!

Absolutely, everyone was 100% behind Jeb until he got unfairly knocked out. Guys a saint.

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>>131784577
>Jeb's Face When as he summoned pejoratives longer than three syllables

Trump was elected by meme magic for exactly those reasons though.

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>>131784577
HE CAN STILL WIN

>>131785143
Yes, for the memes.

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LETS GOO JEB!

>please retweet

>>131784577
i completely forgot he existed.

>>131784577
>jeb still a cuck
damn what a surprise

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Truly too good for this world.

>>131785413
He already has. You just don't know it yet.

You're a real tough guy jeb!

>>131784577
wtf I love Jeb! now

SLOW
AND
STEADY

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>>131784577

You don't get impeached because you're rude. Sorry murrica, I guess your corrupted medias weren't corrupted enough to avoid Trump election.

Ours were...

Are the people who post shit like "unpresidential" completely unaware of the shit that was said by former presidents?

Fuck I'd say bantz is old school presidential as fuck

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He didn't like being the front runner. Chair runner is much better.

JEB 2020

JEB+GOP

JEEEEB!!!

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I wonder how many JEB! memes W. sends that poor sad fucker.

>>131785783
Name 3 things.

>>131785783
Kennedy fucking Marilyn Monroe was presidential enough ?

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You know you fucked up when a guy who fucks goblins calls you undignified.

dont give up Jeb , Your father thinks you're a giant disappointment, your brother a giant fool, and the nation a giant joke. prove em all wrong

>>131785937
its a lock that trump will publicly mock jeb's goblin bride at some point over the next eight years

GUACCED

>>131785143
Jebhead here. It was his delicious guacamole recipe that really won me over.
fuck drumpf

>>131785143
pol is and always has been a pro Jeb board

>>131785911
> Kennedy affairs
> Clinton fucking around
> Reagan fashion statements
This was way more "unpresidential" than Trump being pissed by mediatic buffoons

>>131786011
is this fucking real, how low energy can you be?

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Plz don't give up Jeb!

>>131785143
The people in my circle are so cucked they looked at me like I had 3 eyes when I said I'd never vote for anyone with the last name Bush or Clinton, because I refuse to believe that in a republic of 300 million people there's only 2 nuclear families capable of producing competent rulers.

>>131784577

Not surprised. The Bush clan is in the same treasonous globalist club as Mika's dead daddy.

>>131784577
Once Mika attacked KellyAnn so viciously, the gloves were off for Trump. Mika shouldn't dish it out if she can't take it.

As for Jeb!, Trump, being President, defines what is appropriate for a President by his actions. If Mika and her media allies go to the gutter, Trump will return the favor, and punch back twice as hard to boot.

Unenergized

>>131786239
How else do you answer "you were the absolute favorite for the election and now you're number 4"

>>131786239
He's not low energy. He's just conserving his energy to kick Trump's ass in 2020. Standby, you're about to see a real president. He didn't like being the front runner then, that means he will be president in 2020.

You just can't insult your way into the presidency.

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Waking up this morning, let's see, what is most important to communicate to the American people?

- A nuclear North Korea?

- My lie that CuckCare will actually increase Medicaid?

- Finally coming up with a strategy in Syria?

I know, I've got to whine and screech about Morning Joe!

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>>131784577
Slow and steady but he's gaining in polls.

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>>131785143
No, the the iYeb! memes were top notch. The shitposting during the primaries was legendary.

I really miss the anti Bernie memes

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>>131784785
fpbp
Jeb is a low-energy cuck. The fact that Jeb's dad never hit back after 8 years of being shit on is one thing that makes Trump's bantz so refreshing.

>>131786261
there's only one
>trump

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JEB!
JEB!
JEB!

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>>131784577
IT'S OVER DONALD

>>131786509
>this poll aint big enough for the two of us

The election basically stopped being fun when Jeb dropped out.

All the normies who started paying attention when the general started basically missed the party already.

The mods playing The End by The Doors during his concession speech was fucking legendary.

>>131784577
SLOW AND STEADY BABY!!!!

>>131786483
>a bong
shariacuck who used the wrong proxy, troll, or irrelevant

>>131784577
Please clap

>>131784577
A mess

>>131784577
Great men of action never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job, and at times they all are.

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>>131784577
Someone tweet jeb this picture and ask if it is dignified to suck on another man's tit

>>131785902
So perfect. Favorite part of mine from the elections where it's just these two and Jeb! tries to bant. Went like
>Jeb! She told me today that I'm her favorite, right mom
>ma! My favorite? What you mean amongst all of the kids? Oh no. No I never said that.
Gets me every time. Please (you).

>>131785918
No but having the LAPD murder her was.

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>>131785143
Only for the memes that came about.

>''Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.''

—President Lyndon Johnson

>>131784577
It's all part of the plan.

By the time of 2020 Jeb will be standing right in front of the finish line while Drumpf has to start fresh all over again.

Checkmate drumpfkins. Slow and steady always wins.

>>131785918
that was legit presidential cause he passed on the pooch to his baby brother.

Then Clinton upped that shit by turning a jew vagina into a cigar humidor

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Jeb with Drug Addict Bag Lady Daughter

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Is he going to buy a billboard?

Does anyone have the image of the guy randomly meeting Jeb wandering the streets of Boston at 3 AM?
That shit absolutely destroys my sides.

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FAKE NEWS. FAKE NEWS. The President of the United States would never demean himself so completely. Trump isn't stupid enough to make himself a pathetic whimpering cuck in front of everyone. FAKE FAKE FAKE NEWS.

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>>131784577
Guac my life right into pieces,
this is my last tortoise.
Nomination, not receiving,
Don't give a fuck if I just got schlonged.

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>>131785143
you mean you didn't?

>>131784577
A faggot who failed to become president lecturing the guy who stomped his ass, trying to declare what is and isn't presidential.

>>131787001
Every vote counts, you'll even see Jeb! working the line at Dunkin Donuts

>>131785143
I would unironically vote for hillary over jeb.

Both are deep state cucks but at least we get a few good things with hillary.

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>>131784577
what could have been... :'(

>>131787249
>at least we get a few good things with hillary.

such as

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>>131784577
Fucking shit. It is like all our politicians have no fucking clue what it means to be a statesman. They are all just Cargo Cult statesman. In their mind a statesman is someone who is largely calm, measured and always tries to persuade through rhetorical means the public and other politicians to his side. They don't get why that was frequently the case. First and foremost a statesman is a person who cares very deeply for his country and his countrymen. He wants a government that is fair and just and above all else tries preserve and protect his nation's ideals for his people. Frequently this leads to situations where statesmen are somewhat demure and avoid insults when speaking to even political opponents. But that isn't out of some false notion that their opponents deserve respect. It is out of the ideal of preserving the political process, so that differences can be decided fairly. Statesman act that way not out of duty to their opponent but a duty to their people. But when an entire political establishment class has ceased following the underlying principles of being a statesman, when they strive only for themselves, their cronies, and their lackeys. When they pretend to mimic the actions of statesman by on one hand being calm and using honorifics for their opponents, but at the same time demonizing any person who doesn't agree with them, then the true statesman fights back. The true statesman realizes that the well-being of the country and it's people is infinitely more important than preserving a false appearance of different political opponents being congenial with one another. Fuck Yeb and fuck the entire political establishment.

>>131786557
They may try to become a political dynasty, but realistically one of the best symbolic victories of Trump winning was that it was perhaps the first demonstrable affirmation of the "anyone can grow up to be president" half-truth we drum into kid's heads.

If anyone can be a politician, then anyone who knows real world shit can be a president. Or Harrison Ford could become president one day because Air Force One got re-released and captured the hearts of all Americans once again. It opens up a ton of options and possibilities that we used to not have.

>>131785143
>did anyone support Jeb?
Anyone didn't?

>>131787249
Pretty much.

I'd rather have a psychotic sociopath in the White House than a spineless beta cuck like Jeb.

If Trump didn't run and the choice was between low energy Jeb and crazy Hillary, I would unironically have voted for Hillary.

>>131784577
Please someone bump this thread

>>131787336
muh solar and muh environment.

>>131784577
>LOW ENERGY

>>131785143

I love my sunday fundays.

>>131784577
How does Jeb know what is and isn't presidential... Pfft hahaha.

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>>131784577

Inappropriate. Undignified. Unpresidential.

>This isn't worth two scoops

Not being president isn't very presidential either

>>131784577
What's really inappropriate is the price of those guac bowls, Jeb!

>>131784577
>Inappropriate.
Doesn't matter, fagboy.
>Undignified
who gives a fuck?
>Unpresidential
He's the President, therefor its presidential.

>>131786746
I honestly thought for awhile there we were gonna hear that Jeb! blew his brains out or something, that dude had to endure some rough shit that entire campaign.

>>131785143
pol has always been for jeb. these trumptards are from reddit and make up what is now "nu-pol "

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Jeb threads are best threads.

>>131784577
>unpresidential
funny cause he's the president so whatever he does is automatically presidential

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>>131786746
I'll you every single jeb meme you post.

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>>131787001
Had to look it up.

>>131784577
Nothing more Unpresidential than never being elected president.

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>>131786786
Gets me every time.

>>131784577
Jeb back at it again! LOVE HIS ENERGY

>>131787729
That looks like it should be the cover of a Genesis shmup

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>>131785143
we did pro bono campaign advertising

>>131785143
I'm sorry do you not like guac?

Which one of them is the actual sitting president right now?

>>131787969
Seriously, just imagine what was going through Jeb's head after he dropped out.

He had everyone behind him, billions of dollars funding his campaign.
(((They))) might even have let him win too, considering he essentially had 90% the same policies as Hillary.
Probably told his whole life that one day it will be "his turn."

Then to have it all taken away by a charismatic orange man who makes jokes about your fat Mexican wife.
It must have impossible to comprehend. He probably had a nervous breakdown.

trump is making it presidential though

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>>131788209
Kek never saw this one before.

>>131785937
T-That's terr-o-fying.

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Inappropriate
Undignified
Unaffordable

>>131787348
>>131788991
keep unpresidential of to twitter we go

>>131784577
I WILL CATCH THAT DONALD THE HEDGEHOG AND GET THE CHAOS EMERALDS ALL FOR MYSELF

>>131785143
my father did, then when he was out he went for Rubio, theeeeeeen went for trump. He's a very moderate man

>>131786187
Reagan fashion statements?

Can you enlighten me? Very curious.

>>131784875
Reporting. Now it's clear that It's tragedy for the whole civilized world that he lost.

>>131784577
no one cares what you think jeb

>>131787336
Nuclear annihilation and the sweet release of death

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J E B
E
B

>>131787336
From her campaign speeches I understand she:
1) is a woman
2) is not Donald Trump
That's about all I can find.

>>131784577
Can someone fill me in on why people are upset about this tweet.

>>131784577
Jeb would have parties with the lady that just got out of surgery.

Think about that for a second.

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>>131786852
But wait there's more!

>>131784577
what does Jeb know about being presidential?

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>>131784577

>>131787014
But no one who matters thinks that.

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>>131784577

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>>131784577
Now Jeb wants to /POL/itely fuck us
"Undignified"

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>>131784577
jebbito

>>131785143
Depends: Does his mother browse 4chan?

>>131787343
Indeed.

>>131784577
Jeb wishes HE could be Unpresidential

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>>131790401
His mother likes George more.

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JEB IS STILL A BIG FAT MESS

>>131785911
Nixon was redpilled as fuck lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TivVcfSBVSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTPyE6f7GnQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPb-PN9F2Pc

>>131784577
>JEB!
>Bush Family
>Dignified

Guac bubbling up to the surface

>>131785143
/pol/ is a board of peace and /jeb/

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>>131784577
Jeb surge! Drumpf BTFO! Should have meme'd Jeb! into the white house /pol/

>>131787336
someone to hate and not pity

>>131784785
Jeb seems like a decent guy but he would have been eaten alive by the deep state.

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"low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, bleeding badly from a face-lift"

The President of the United States

I bet he would not talk to his Arabs like this.

>>131790770
he is the deep state we would be at war with russia by now

>>131786091
if by "mock" you mean "deport" I agree

>>131785143
We can't let Trump control the guac codes

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>>131785143
Only for the memes, and that he's a somewhat lovable idiot with a guac fetish

>>131790401

His mother is the strongest shitposter I know.

>>131784577
He acts all high and mighty but I remember seeing this hoodrat jump a woman and punch her head in. Cumt should just fuck off desu and also he sounds like a tumblr user / fanfiction author.

the jeb greentext was the fucking best. there was one went something like:

>trump bantzes jeb into last place
>trump bantzes jeb after winning convention
>trump bantzes jeb at inaguration speech
>jeb an heros
>trump bantzes jeb during the funeral/memorial

JEB CAN STILL WIN

>>131791011
fucking lol

>>131790599
it's sad too because he is remembered here in fla as having been a good governor

Jeb & Bush can fuck themselves.

>>131785143
Right here, lad.

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>>131784577

I wonder what's happening in the Guac timeline now.

>>131784577
Please clap

>>131784577

I'm pretty sure the President gets to decide what is and isn't presidential, Jebby. Go back to playing with your toy turtles.

>>131784867

Easy to criticize Trumps tweets when you aren't the subject of incessant harassment by powerful media conglomerates.

>liberal left media engages in pissing contest w/ POTUS
>liberal left media crys when they get pissed on

>>131784577

>[unlelectable trash] has my vote

a leaf, every time

>>131784577
He is right though and you know it

>>131785143
no I was a Cruz Missile and still am.

>>131791011
>>131791165
The snowball was low energy

>>131788209
this truly is the best timeline

>>131790902
He would have been handled.

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>>131785143
as a based white latino, Jeb!'s spicy marriage is what won me over. fuck blumpf

>>131785143
I sincerely doubt it. I only wrote him in because this whole election thing is a fucking joke. I was dumb enough to buy in to Bernie 'No Refunds' Sanders in hopes this wouldn't be a pointless exercise. Fuck me for trying.

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YEB YEB YEB

>>131788338
His entire candidacy felt absurd to me to begin with desu. We all saw it, and Trump put his finger on it
>Low energy
and like that, he was done. That damn picture too, seriously, it makes him seem like a senile old codger.

>>131784577
Go to hell leaf , Thots must be patrolled.
If Trump told Merkel live on cam to suck his fat cock I'd fly to USA to kiss his ass.

>>131787653
He should've been holding out a guac bowl.

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>>131788991
>$75
>Available to ship: 3 weeks'

i remember when someone found the exact same bowl on amazon for $3.

>>131785143
I did! And I love his voice

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>>131785738
This guy is a living Joke.

>>131787014
>the press, who have done nothing but fabricate sensational stories specifically for ratings, should have consequence-free jabs at the President of the US because First Amendment

>>131785937
that is photshopped,anon come on now let not be unkind.

>>131784577
>HOW WILL DRUMPF
Enough is enough! Goddammit! Stop replying those shitty baits! Kids these days...

Who started with the "teensy fingers" shit first? The whore thought she could shit with impunity?

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>>131788991
>the guy who took a shit in it and tweeted it at Jeb

JEB SURGE INCOMING

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>>131785143
i did jeb is /ourguy/ only alphas supported him

>>131784577
Expect Jeb to primary Trump in 2020. If no one else is going to save the GOP then Jeb will.

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>>131784577
>So unpresidentital, but my family and the Clintons undermining multiple countries with horrid wars and killing off populations, forever ruining the lives of the surviving people, stealing children to sell/rape, and forcing every other country to remain on the Fiat petrodollar system is so presidential! Trump should be like us!

>>131784577

Stupid wanker still thinks he's relevant and in the running for 2024, lulz.

>>131785614
This made me laugh more than it should have.

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>>131790770
>Being this naive
The bushes and clintons are part of the deep state.

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>>131785143
Yes. He was the best thing about the election. Even better than Trump.

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Nope.

Dat pic is unpresidential.

Bunch of no talent thugs in the Oval Office. Truly a disgrace.

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>>131784577
MESS. WASTE. MISTAKE.

If everything was the same EXCEPT 9/11 never happened, would Jeb have had a chance in the 2016 election?

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>>131784577
>yfw he was planning for this all along

>>131784577
I read his tweet in the Darkest Dungeon announcer voice.

>>131784577
Jeb! unpresidented

>>131786786
Always laugh like an idiot seeing this. Bring back Yeb!

Do you pumpkins finally under stand what chaos means? Is this what you wanted? To live in a house that is haunted?

>>131794830
>everything the same
>9/11 didn't happen
>implying 9/11 didn't change USA massively with ripples still felt today

To be honest Trump does nothing but hurt himself with tweets like that. Jeb is giving him solid advice but t_d is too autistic to see that.

>>131794422
they look like chads why do they all turn out so damn ugly? stress from work?

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>>131784577

>>131787729
You will [not] be president

>jeb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88

>>131785367
Was this in Atlanta?

>>131784577
If the President does it, it's Presidential!

I am angry, angry about turtles.

>>131784577
Selling guacamole bowls on your 2016 Presidential website is Inappropriate, Undignified

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>>131785614

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>>131786786
Made it into a GIF.

>>131784577
SLOW AND STEADY!!! JEB! 2016!

I know Jeb was supposed to be the high point, but am I a fag if my favorite part of the election was the Booger Gate scandal and then the ensuing "Ted" phase of the primary? That's was my favorite part because it was a good mix of tension, uncertainty, and anger but also memes and fun. With Jeb it was all memes and fun- he was a total low energy loser. It was like the warmup or something. Great fun and great memes but it just didn't feel as much like a happening.

Anyone have the news article basically saying he has no ?

>>131802277
No friends

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>>131802273
I couldn't believe Ted dropped out after Trump straight up accuses his dad of assassinating JFK

also https://giphy.com/search/ted-cruz

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>>131784577
What a pussy. I'm still waiting on him to release his god damned guac recipe. It was a deciding factor in not voting for him.

>>131786557
you misspelled drumpf

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>>131802639
That whole thing with Rato's whore and the condom next to her on the bed was great too.

>We left it all on the field in Indianer

>>131787343
Just about right. Hitting the nail in the head. Fuck the establishment.

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>>131790071
the fuck they look Puerto Rican

>>131784577

in all seriousness, Trump kinda went a little too far there

Trump should'nt be burning all sorts of bridges this early in his presidency, especially quasi-friends like Joe and Mika

>>131784577

Slow.

Steady.

The Jeb Rises.

>>131784577

Unelected. Irrelevant. Unpresidential

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>>131784577
>you can't insult your way to the presidency

>>131784577
>"He has my vote"
>Leaf

No he doesn't.

>>131784577
He's right

>>131786483
have you ever heard the shit talking that goes down in Parliament?

>>131784577

Make up your fucking minds.
Are we "loosey goosey cool America" with our dicks and tits out free as a bird country?
Or are we some buttoned up conservative social club cunts?

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>>131787014

I don't get it.

What's the actual problem here?

If the cunt had a facelift, the cunt had a facelift.

Politicians didn't always used to be soulless automatons.

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>>131786548

>Jeb's dad
>8 years

Wait, do you think George W was Jeb's father?

>>131784577
Since trumps president doesn't that make everything he does presidential noe

>>131794422
Jeb looks like a mongoloid while W looks like a chad

>>131803739
Friends? Are you crazy? They babied Trump during the primary because they thought he'd be a loser and destroy the party.

When the GE started they turned on a dime once he was competing with Hilldawg. Textbook kike Jewry.

>>131787014
Pic is what this is all about? Seriously - that?!

That's a presonal matter between them; there's no effect on my home or life. Really a waste of data publishing stories like this.

Can we still buy the guac bowl? I feel like it is a part of history at this point.

>>131785054
I irl lold

>>131785902
This thread is killing my sides

Poor Jeb.

>>131784577
That could be Trump's 2020 campaign slogan and he'd still win

Boy, Jeb sure knows how to win! Oh wait...

>>131801164
kek!

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jeb was a mistake

>>131787014
Holy shit the don has no chill, no wonder he won

TURTLE POWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsTr0kGAqU

>>131784577
Now that Bernie is going to finally bernout himself, Jeb thinks he can somehow butter weasel his way in.

>>131786746
where's the video of this?

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>>131785143
I honestly love the guy. I think he's well meaning. If he wasn't a Bush I'd support him.

>>131786249
KEK

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put in jebs face

>>131785143
Why past tense? Jeb can still win you stupid fuck. Drumpf will be impeached any minute now.

>>131794443
cruise missiles and trump were way more popular at the time the memes were epic jeb is just a hilarious Pearson the snowball gets me every time

>>131794443
mfw ratio

>>131785143
>Did anyone on 4chan actually support jeb?

For a little while...

When he punched the nigger bitch in the face I liked him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI

>>131809289
cant beleave i missed this what happend?

>>131784577
what paper does this guy write for anyway

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>>131809984
>cant beleave i missed this what happend?

Some little nigger bitch was throwing rocks at the few Jeb! supporters at one of his rallies.

Jeb heroically jumps the barrier tackles the little bitch, smacks her around waits for the cops.

Then while he got her pinned down she bites his hand... This infected him though sadly and he caught the revitaligo.

He is slowly turning black... Gonna have to put him out of his misery one of these days.

>>131785143
fuck yes
He's a really nice guy.
He;s too good for this wicked world.

>>131784577
KEK!
Poor Jeb...Please Clap
https://youtu.be/DdCYMvaUcrA?t=23s

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>>131786675
your meme just evolved

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>>131784577

You spelled "Jeb shows exactly why his bitch ass is at home playing with his asshole and not POTUS" wrong.

>>131801090
dubya is cute CUTE

>>131801164
Saved

>>131810454
>revitaligo
thank you fellow annon

>>131784577
>unpresidential

thats a compliment

>>131786786
Were the kids okay?

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>>131784577
Is DNC so bad ?

poor dems :p

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>>131808657
If Trump gets impeached, Mike Pence becomes president.

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>>131784577
Is DNC so bad ?

poor dems :p

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>>131784577

>>131817413
>
i think you mis pronounce that its nofuks given pence

>>131785143
Jeb is /ourgoy/

>>131784577

trump is a pussy and a coward.

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>>131784875
jebmissle here watching for our chance in 2020

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>>131785614
Of course he'd be a tree. Jeb was featured prominently for a brief moment, and then the race passed him by.

>>131785367
No refunds

>>131784577

Trump is the President. Anything he does is, therefor, presidential. Go home, Guacamole. You're drunk.

>>131816918
dead

>>131786786
>>131816918
>>131818875
Where and when did that incident happen? Was the driver drunk or something?

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>>131784577

>Jeb
>ever relevant beyond Florida again

Please clap...

>>131784577
I hate this faggoty shit. Decorum gets you nowhere.

Jeb! *never* let me down, and he won't let down you or America either. Slow and Steady people, slow and steady. Say it with me once just to see how it rolls off the tongue, kind of like a fine guac. Jeb! That's high energy folks, that's a Jeb! we can believe in.

>>131784577
Someone give that Jeb faggot a wedgie.

>>131784785
this

>>131784577
His reply is even low energy

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>>131818545
Very good work. It's been ten minutes and I'm still thoroughly amused.

>>131784875
right here, my friend

>>131789797
saved.

>>131784577
You know who else is unpresidential? Yeb!

>>131787336
she actually does hate niggers, and hates obongo especially

>>131784867
Some presidents kid or something. Like those 2 obama sluts. I think he tried to run for class president recently

>>131784577
>"unpresidential"
> lost the race to Trump, making him objectively unpresidential

>>131793678
Please, for the love of god, have a screencap

>>131784577
c-c-c-chaos candidate
>>131785143
No

>>131784577
HOLY SHIT JEB! CONFIRMED 2020

BASED TURTLE MAN PLAYING THE LONG GAME IS FINALLY STARTING TO BEAR FRUIT

IT'S HAPPENIG GUYS

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>>131792687
The unedited version

>>131784577
Kek low-energy weak Jeb was the first to fall!