/ptg/-PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: A 50 Year Old Mess Edition

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HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back!
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3003
H.R. 3003: No Sanctuary for Criminals Act
>Defunding federal grants from Sanctuary Cities/States/Districts and allowing citizens to sue those entities if they don't enforce federal immigration laws
>Cities in red states like Texas and Arizona will probably feel the pressure to change policies, Dem coastal strongholds like California and New York/Jersey will likely take the financial hit
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004
H.R. 3004: Kate’s Law
>Imposes MUCH harsher minimum sentences on criminal illegal aliens who repeatedly ignore deportation orders and commit violent or dangerous crimes
>Tough penalties will create a massive deterrent to new arrivals
Voting begins at 1:30 PM and ends at 5:30 PM.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
Video will start at 12PM Eastern
Stay tuned!
1 hour and 50 minutes!!!!

I LOVE MY SHITPOSTING PRESIDENT

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KEKSERVATIVES SHOWING THEIR TRUE COLORS AGAIN

BASED SARAH DEFENDING MR PRESIDENT

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880408582310776832

I'VE
BECOME
SO
NUMB

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This is the last straw

Trump needs to go. One way. Or another

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I can't seem to face up to the facts

I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax

I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire

Don't touch me I'm a real live wire

Psycho Killer

Qu'est-ce que c'est

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better

Run run run run run run run away oh oh

Psycho Killer

Qu'est-ce que c'est

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away oh oh oh

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!

You start a conversation you can't even finish it

You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything

When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed

Say something once, why say it again?

>>131767660
A real American psychopath.

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>>131767660
So how many hours will the media talk about Joe and Mika?

Will it improve the sales of Mystified?

>>131767708
Who wants to bet it will slip in undercover because of trumps amazing shitpost

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AWOO~

>>131767708
They have to go back!

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We warned you

>>131767736
Good, let chaos reign

Can we confirm once and for all vaccines are a meme and should be banned? Thats one thing from Trump I was really hoping for (crack down on vaccination)

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BEN ABSOLUTELY ROASTING, BTFOING, DESTROYING PTG

>>131767820
It will probably hurt his career more as people will look into his sketchy backstory.

>>131767833
Not a bad theory. Nice!

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Just got home from the night shift. What is the media up to? And what is our favorite orange menace doing?

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>>131767708
>>131767837
Errr, 49 minutes. Oops!
>>131767833
Hopefully, but Dems will be loud niggers as usual

>>131767888

It's amazing how two tweets can expose all the back-stabbing kikes for what they really are. Ben Shapiro belongs in a gas chamber.

>>131767888
>1 post by this ID
Do you get a shekel a post or something

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>>131767909
Read it and laugh

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>>131767837
>ice in beer

>>131767797
>you will never hold her hand while you watch your children attack each other and play in the backyard of your rural southern home.

>>131767833
That's probably why he did it. I'm honestly amazed they keep falling for the same trick.

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HURRY UP MUELLER!

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>>131767888
>That format
The kike was shilling here?

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>>131767831
Funny.

He is literally BREAKING the news with his tweets.

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>>131767888
Holy fuck, /ptg/ just got btfo so hard that it needs to go back to r/donald where it belongs

t.rest of /pol/

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YOU GUYS DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH

...

AHAHA...

Let me explain.

Morning Joe ratings are about to enter the stratosphere and there will be a Super Bowl sized audience to watch Joe and Mika BTFO the president every morning now. Way to go, Mr. "President".

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>131767901
or listen to his music

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>Joe says "Mystified" is about his divorce
>video ends with a young woman being murdered
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkZWyF-naIM

>>131767798
Hillary may have placed cocaine on your asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9MuNTHLvAo

>>131767990
That's sweet tea you retard.

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>>131767660
fuck mika
http://www.redstate.com/streiff/2017/02/23/mika-brzezinski-telling-america-think-job/

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>>131767958
here is some more

>>131767888
>The manlet trying to shitpost.

This is why Ben manlet will always be a cuckservative.

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>>131767708
>trump wants to make a smoke screen while the house votes on kates law
i have never seen a skinny person drinking diet coke. send!
its just do damn easy

>>131767708
What are the chances these bills pass? Good?

>>131767888
Holy fucking cringe

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>>131766879
>Mocks people with mental illnes

These people can't even remember the details of the false narratives they are supposed to shill.
The story was that he mocked a physically disabled man and even that was simply a lie.

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BLEEDIN'
L
E
E
D
I
N
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APOLOGIZE!!!!

>idiots think this tweet is funny
>idiots think this tweet is productive
>idiots think this tweet is good for the country
really?

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>>131767849

>>131767990

My guess is its a tea or mint julip.

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>>131767958
you keep feeding him...

>>131768097
wish he'd do some "thought of the day" type tweeting again

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>>131768146

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>>131767800
Shill kys

>>131768036
I think shareblue can't handle are bantz

Normies don't understand the art of shitposting

>>131767869
What exactly do you want to happen?

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>>131768146
Wow. I'm really starting to regret my vote.

>>131768090
The guy is a little short sighted. Getting the media in line is crucial to make everything else work, and he's just pulling out the pins one by one.

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>>131768116
House, yes. Senate, the Two Geriatric Faggots will pull shit and Dems will kvetch as usual

>>131768090

>(((conservatism)))

I didn't know dying in wars for Israel was conservative

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Holy shit, I love Rand Paul!

"I don't take any welfare."

>>131768090
>Ben doesn't know about the two House bills
I thought Jews were supposed to be smart?

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>>131767708
I believe it will pass
digits confirm

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>>131768151
Murderin' Joe must be put to justice.

>>131768296
I'll try

>>131768238
It's a shame they won't see he is an equal opportunity offender. Want to be equal, but don't want to take hits

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>>131768146
Kek

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So now that the media is focused on his tweeting, what is really going down today at the WH?

TRUMP SEMPAI ON FUJI CHANNEL!

>>131768218
vaccination to be banned and stopped immediately. flu shots are both mind control and snake oil (there are 1000s of flu strains lmao)

>>131768238
The Saxon has began to hate, now fuck off

>>131768151
>it IS funny
>it takes literally a few seconds
>it has no effect

>>131768146
thank you for the image.

>>131768238
>Politicususa
That's less reliable than Infowars at this point.

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>all the leftists and traitors are mad

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Trump is a misogynist pig.

We made a mistake.

>>131768151
it is funny

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>>131768216

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Don't you guys claim to be Christians? Sad!

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>>131768357
Look at the first post.

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>>131768238
I honestly want journalists to start getting shot
The double standards are insane

>>131768286
Best republican in congress by far

>>131768357
This:>>131767708

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>>131768146
>Everybody talks about some used up, delusional whore being mocked on twitter
>Everyone forgets that the travel ban starts today

>>131768357
I'm pretty sure he fired Mueller a week ago and the media is so busy collectively shitting their pants they haven't noticed yet.

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SHOTS FIRED

>>131767943
The culture of critique comes to life through lil Benji.

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Cnn damage control!

>>131768464
Christians aren't second class citizens

>>131768501
She hits like a girl

>>131768292
Knowing Ben, I think he is irked that the media will now be covering this for some time instead of the actual policies coming from the administration. With everyone talking about this, he won't be able to help the fact that his next podcast will be more tabloid than political.

>>131768146
>republicans slam
Oh no lady boy, fat cow McCain and little Benji!
>Trump doesn't realize only the minority like his tweets
>WaPoo
Of course, they hate how he can get his message across twitter circumventing them.
Also its pretty obvious its a smokescreen for today's two very important legislation, and these idiots fell for it, in fact one of them is going to be voted on in two hours.

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>>131768027

>>131768179
wish 'From The Desk Of Donald Trump' was still a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV8vjFDVzhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypcC_668R1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTWFCeJg2CQ

>>131768533
Cold case file

>>131768464
>Melania and her bully police
Wtf I love bullies now.

>>131768238
>insulting a woman is misogyny

Yeah that's not sexist at all

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>>131768582
>American
>Kike
Checks out

>>131768097
The media aren't used to anything not run through a dozen focus groups and social engineering firms. Of course tee gey think it takes dozens of hours to think of something 'quick'

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>>131768501
someone should tweet this to her

>>131768588
that's the weekly address

>>131768361
does no one agree?

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>>131768090
THE PRIMARIES DONALD

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>>131768526
Clearly washed the blood off right before the picture was snapped.

SAD!

>>131767833
That was a 9/10 shitpost to be honest. Those two tweets were brutal, provocative, brash, rude, humorous, and triggering at the same time. It was also completely Trump-esque.

People keep talking about 4d chess, and say what you want but Trump is a level 1000 troll and a master shitposter.

>>131768501
Bitch can't even come up with an original comeback. Low IQ, indeed.

>>131768238
>implying Archie Bunker wasn't 100% right

>>131768137

Somebody with photoshop skills:

Make the world an awful place and edit that Kathy Griffin beheading picture so current Mika is holding her own old bleeding face

>>131768090
How can Ben have spent so much time working with Andrew and stlll be so clueless about how Trump is systematically btfo of the entire media complex just like Andrew dreamed could happen?

One of the Dems key policies is killing babies but insulting a woman's face lift is monstrous? Priorities people

>>131768588
>Will over Matter

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it'salwaysthesetwo.png

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>>131767660
Is this the death of Joeposting?

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>bu but trump isn't allowed to fight back

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>>131768632
>>131768464
>Melania and her bully police
Femdom Melania copy pasta when?

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>>131768771
Joeposting lives and marches on!

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IT

WAS

HER

TURRRRRRNNN !!!!

>>131768361
But what if I believe in vaccinations and wish to willingly get them?

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>>131768680
Holy fuck lol

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>>131768771
Joeposters are too autistic to ever stop

>>131767807

... is this fucking real?

>>131768526
Taken at night with the light illuminating from the back, washing out the photo. There's also a filter or it's very grainy. She clearly is caked with makeup and her hair is covering the entirety of the framing of her face so it could be hiding staples or whatever else she's healing from.

>>131768503

I'm only like 50 pages into it, I can't read it because it makes me too angry. It should be mandatory reading in public schools.

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>>131768771
Not on my watch you kike

>>131767888
I don't use twitter, people go shit on that joyless little faggot ffs.

>>131768526
Facelift bleeding/seepage usually comes from up on the neck/behind the ear. Notice how her hair is covering that area.

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>>131768887
>off by 1

>>131768864
>>117777777

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>>131767807

>>131768868
Absolutely not. But I keked at it. Sounds like something he would say. 8/10

>2 incredibly important bills being voted on today
>people will be too busy talking about tweets
Holy shit, this is amazing.

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>>131768948
Typical Psycho Joe

>Trump ridicules female TV host's looks, calls her crazy
>CTV News
Thats some exaggeration.

>Shouldn't Trump be doing his job as president.
>He can't fire off a tweet between meetings.
>The democrats and Rino repubs are obstructing his agenda.
Whew buddey

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What's funny is that Trump's behaviour is more like the first presidents than people would like to admit

>>131768831
Wrote a history paper partially about Hillary this year

I guarantee history will not be kind to Hillary considering the facts. She will be seen as a laughing stock to lost to Drumpf at best, a corrupt incompetent politician at worst.

>>131768588
>Sleepy Eyed Chuck Todd

>>131768762

>Republican senators SLAM the president for his tweets
>Republican party SPLITS

Can't wait for those headlines.

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>>131767833
the fact that they don't realize that was the intention makes it all the sweeter.

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>>131768680

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>>131768988
HAHAHAHAHA!

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>>131768474
>I honestly want journalists to start getting shot
I hope every on-scene report ends with a literl curb-stomping

>>131767990
>Sweet tea, most popular beverage in the southern US

>it's ok for Mika/other media types to constantly reference "Trump's tiny hands," which everyone understands is a reference to a small penis
>Trump references Mika bleeding from a facelift

THIS IS TOO FAR

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>>131768987
What bills are being voted on?

I've been blinded by the twitter storm!

>>131768831
Literally what has Hillary done that was good for this country?

>>131768151
>it is funny
>media still doesnt realize they are being played and distracted
>it doesnt effect the country except that it deflects from criticism of immigration laws and ban

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>>131768988
i hate you radio show host

>>131769048
Wew lad. Good one

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>>131768887
>>131768948
EAT SHIT JOE

>>131769020
This.
Didn't we have a president that literally took his dick out and put it on the desk in front of people?

>>131769080
It's the first reply in the thread you retard. Scroll up.

>>131769080
>>131767708

>>131767798
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880408582310776832
Why do blocked accounted still show up in his feed?

>>131769002
Did it mention he called her husband "psycho?" Probably not.

Please become a real tweet

>Crazy-Joe wanted to join my team. I said no. Now he's attacking me because of a unresolved office-situation. Don't worry, the cold case became warm on January 20th.

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>>131769079

ummmm no sweetie. he's the president, she isn't.

>>131768588
>cain was defended by Trump all those years ago
>he remembers this and comes on every now and then to defended Trump
LOYALTY

>>131769112
she failed sonbadly she cant run again and torched the democratic party on the way out the door.

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>>131769144
HE KEEPS LOSING!!!!

>>131769128
Because your radio show failed, Liberal Joe.

>>131769002
You know, all he said was she got a facelift she was recovering from and these two clowns were up his asshole over New Years and at maralago multiple times and yet they want to talk shit about him constantly. They had it coming

>>131768748

SOMEONE DO THIS, PLS. I AM SAMEFAGGING HARD BUT IT MUST BE DONE

>>131767943
>It's amazing how two tweets can expose all the back-stabbing kikes for what they really are. Ben Shapiro belongs in a gas chamber.

No doubt...how soon the Michelle Fields of yesteryear are forgotten.

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>>131767660

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>>131769020
How very fitting. He's the first president of this timeline, after all

>>131768238

>Archie Bunker

You mean the patriarch who provided a good life and home for everyone while his communist son freeloaded?

Also at least they're figuring out more creative ways to call us racists over and over and over and over and over.

>>131769236
He also owned black people

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>>131769144
>>131768988
I know i shouldn't czech my own digits, but this is just embarrassing. Looks like Kek really wants to rub it in

this is fucking hilarious

>>131769236
Yeah and Washington brought the bantz with him in his time, these people have no clue about our founding fathers. Bet they think Jackson was all talk.

>>131768238
Kikes made Archie to be a villain but everyone loved him

>>131769190
Oh shit you're right, that's pretty great

>>131769236
I think George Washington would also be laughing his fucking ass off

>>131768464

I love how "But but but you're Christian" is code for "Why don't you just shut up and take our abuse?"

>>131769236
I don't think they had facelifts back then

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>>131769236

He had slaves. Not sure if liberals want to normalize him.

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A year's worth of Joe posting and now were finally reaping the fruits of our labor.

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>>131769073
They deserve it
They are the embodiment of the word "Crybully"
They attack non-stop and then play victim if someone doesn't put up with it.
I am so fucking sick of these people.

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>>131767660
Trump's revenge tweets are always the sweetest!
I love your president, I really do.

>>131769181
>unresolved office-situation
And we all know how Joe "Extreme Severance Package" Scarborough deals with those.

>>131768588
>maybe it's will over matter

>>131768846
t. pharma shill

>>131767660
CNN is ___

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Did Joe react on his show this morning?

The week-long salt on these tweets will be so fucking worth it!

>>131768475
Rand is great, but he's pretty shit at persuasion and as a result takes too much of Trump's strategy at face value.

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Laura Ingraham is that one person in the Pompeii who everyone laughed at because she saw the eruption coming.

he got the "low I.Q." insult from /pol/, right?

>>131769532
VERY

>>131769457
You can immigrate legally if you want

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>a single tweet session will cause butthurt for months

>>131768286
Rand just helped trump fix the health care bill by splitting it up into two parts. Tomorrow will be fun.

>>131769568
FAKE

>>131768751
muh true cuckservatism

Seriously the guy is a supposed brainiac but he fundamentally doesn't understand how Trump won.

The truth is he's no different from the rest of the corporate legacy media other than he debates high schoolers and makes them look silly

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>>131767888
>Ben trying to talk shit about anyone after trying to end Trump's campaign white knighting for a reporter who got moved a quarter of an inch by Lewandowski
Ben is among the most pathetic people of the cycle. I have a youtube video in my feed with him in it about "How to Argue with the Left" trying to align himself with the anti-pc crowd like he has any clue.

>>131769609
NEWS

>>131769508
I'm not shilling anything. I'm asking you legitimate questions. Why are you so defensive? I'm walking you through the logical implementation of your desire. You want to ban something. I'm asking about those who still want to have those things you are banning.

>>131769609
FAKE

>>131769236
Don't Beschloss and Doris Kearns Goodwin always praise Dems and criticize GOP? Must be nice to have the two "respected" Presidential historians on call for the Left.

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>>131769582
Good

>>131769563
She's just mad about healthcare. Take it up with Republicans sweetie, not our president.

>>131769020
Andrew Jackson was crazy

>>131769551
I dunno, but the final minutes of Joe, Mika's face was really sour.
She probably saw the tweet.

>>131768831
How would Hillary improve the ACA when she doesn't have the house or the Senate?

>>131769624
He is a great debater, in fact one of the best. But that does not mean I like most of his opinions.

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>>131768680
I'm twatting that to her !!

>>131769145
That was Lyndon "Big Johnson".

>>131768692
I agree that flu shots are probably snake oil and vaccinations should be spaced out more but that's kind of neither here nor there.

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>>131769610
He's just a debate champ prep school kid that no one ever liked.

>>131769709
They think real life is the West Wing, when it's Veep

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she's gone again, guys. 3 days. i miss bessposting. why did trump block her?

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>>131769736
Crazy awesome, you mean

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heres my best attempt at hatting a .gif. No bully

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>>131767990
Mojito, quite tasty on a hot day.

Are you not watching General Kelly and Cuck Ryan?

>>131769863
Oh fuck yes

>>131769776
huh? does he avoid jew tricks and constructs sound arguments?

because his lucky cucky sucky fucky tweet seems to paint a different picture.

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>>131769838
>is a crazy cat lady at the old age of 20 something

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>>131769768
She'll numb lick their assholes like there is no tomorrow

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>>131769786
DO IT

>>131769563
Wrong, Laura. The Dems had their illegal immigrant activists ready to call POTUS and the GOP racist, xenophobic, etc.

Now the media are foaming at the mouth over something many people find funny/harmless.

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>>131769897
No Kentucky Derbies drink Mint Juleps

>>131769897
Mojitos taste like shit, Pablo.

>>131769891
Good work cirnofag

>>131767660
Females bleed, what's new?

>>131768036
Yeah because it worked out so well for Colbert

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DOWN with PMURT

>>131769581
I know, but I like living here. I visit often though, I have a travel visa.

>>131769968
This. He's controlling the narrative.

>>131769786
Post response please.

>>131769236
Andrew Jackson killed a guy in a duel while in office, because the moron insulted Jackson's wife

>>131770008
Where does the blood come from?

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It is my duty to inform you all: Something is about to happen.

Here at the PTG Center for Memetic Warfare, we analyze various Trump patterns in media and have been noticing a slow but seismic uptick in pseudo-random meme-bursts starting towards the end of last week, roiling momentum yesterday with the O'Keefe vids and spiking this morning with the 'Bloody Mika' tweet-nova.

The last time memes were peaking this hard was during the "Ides of March" event that began with Maddow's tax flub and carried on till the Spring equinox, which happened to be Barrons birthday and the Kentucky rally.

Today, Trump abruptly bloodied Mika on Twitter while his two major immigration bills began their way to the House vote. Most would say he is stepping on his own message again. Except...

Trump knows full well its Thursday, the day the news cycles start dropping their weekend material. He also knows the Independence Day holiday is coming and these bills will likely be passed, culminating in what would be a pro-Trump/America blast of memes over a lazy 3-5 day period themselves if it werent for this tweet distracting the media.

Yet there is still the health bill, and- Trump says there is going to be a surprise, meaning something is coming that will be big enough to allow him to knock Joe & Mika with impunity because something bigger is about to drown out that noise.

f my calculations are correct, we're all about to be participants in the biggest inter-dimensional meme cross rip since the Tunguska Blast of 1909.

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>>131769838

don't bully bess.

>>131770019
>this used to look like an actual angel
>now looks like utter filth that someone spit out
Communism truly is a disease.

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>>131770001
thank

>>131769610
This, you know he's completely out of touch when he thinks attacking Trump for going after the media will hurt him when if anything it'll make his support increase like it always has

>>131770065
Cheap surgery

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>>131769236
>the founding fathers were racists and sexist
>look at this quote from the fine men
lel
every time

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>>131769838
Ummm No sweetie NO!! Do NOT do this!!

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8

>>131769968
except Trump's voter base doesnt care about racist xenophobic etc because we WANT the senate bills to pass
on the other hand I think these tweets are disgraceful

>>131769989
>Mojitos taste like shit

Yeah, nah, you're wrong.

>>131768165

Man the fuck is wrong with Jebs wife? Scrawny lil arms and legs on a weird, rotund torso. Like how does one manage to concentrate literally all their fat in the torso so well? Is she even human? Looks like she could be a goblin or rock troll or something.

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>>131770076

>>131769989
Maybe you just had a bad one? I like them.

>>131769607
Sauce?

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Seriously why the fuck is Trump suddenly talking about Mika's face? What is the plan here?

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>>131769949
i was so angery i you'd myself
>>131770076

>>131770210
Maria bartiomo on fox business was talking about it this morning.

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>>131769897

Very nice. I am getting some Leblon for a few nice caipirinhas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P1Q-UycHA

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>>131770157

>>131770244
He's a counterpuncher.

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>>131769968
This. Trump now controls the conditioning

>>131770213
>try not being a slut
nice

>>131770075
>f my calculations are correct, we're all about to be participants in the biggest inter-dimensional meme cross rip since the Tunguska Blast of 1909.
I'm pretty sure this won't beat the election or "BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL" but I'd love to be wrong. The random MAGA tweet last week does indicate habbenigs afoot.

>>131770244

Joe and his crew started going personally after Trump, now if they want to get dirty with him they will get the trashing the deserve

>>131770244
Read the thread >>131767708
Also the travel ban will come in affect today and he wants all those articles that they clearly had revved up to shit on all three, but he made a tweet and they're taking the bait.

>>131769838
>>131770076
I just realized Bess is part latino.

>>131770165
This will help keep the skittish RINOS from buckling under an unpleasant news cycle for voting for these bills.

>>131770300
The digits are acknowledged. They bear the seed of truth.

I bet the scumbag dems will block Kate's Law

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>travel ban back on track
>illegals and LA are about to get fucked even harder
>illinois preparing for the chimpout of a lifetime
>don spitting straight fire on twitter
>seeing iron maiden on saturday

July is going to be a fucking incredible month.

>>131769968

How can they not understand what Trump does? Dilbert Man even found the tweets funny because, get this, they are.

Alain de Benoist was right. These """conservatives""" only appeal to the Left for approval.

>>131770185
Guacgoblin genetics, people get hot and bothered over Latino woman but this is the future for 99% of them after a kid.

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>>131770293
>counterpuncher.

What did they do to trigger him?

>>131769797
>New quote from Michael Beschloss: "LBJ whipped out his dick, but there is a long tradition of penis talk in the West Wing. Commenting on a facelift is shocking and unprecedented."

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>>131770125
>>131770019

>>131770244
Control the narrative

Remember how much real people cared when he called Rosie a pig? Zero (0).

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>>131770165
What do you think about Joe and Mika's coverage of Trump?
Would you call that respectful and polite?

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>>131767660

LOL... I just read this on the Drudge Report. Damn, the more our president trolls, the more I love the guy.

It's a great era to be an American.

>>131770460
It just triggers the fuck out of the talking heads in the (((media))) because with their atrophied journalism skills, image is all they have left. Trump is brutal about ruining people's image.

>>131770141
that and he regularly and unironically referenced the polling work of Nate garbage

>>131770075
I unironically believe and agree with all of this

>>131770423
Exist.

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>>131770460
fucking rosie lol

>>131769838
stop coming here we don't care

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joe just btfo drumpf

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>>131770460
>Control the narrative

BUT FOR WHAT? HE IS ALREADY THE FUCKING PRESIDENT THE MEDIA CAN'T IMPEACH HIM OR SOMETHING

>>131770443
why do bad things happen to good people?

>ASKING ABOUT TRUMP TWEETS

42832783D BASKET WEAVING

>>131768447
Can no longer tell the real from the faux tweets. He is stirring a level of shitpost and twitter static that is calculated to just wear them out.
>Just how long can you remain continuously offended?
I think the Irish reporter business was even done on purpose.
>Don't forget, he read SunTzu, AND he took it to heart and put it into practice.
Pedes can assist their POTUS by creating a mountain of outrageous fake tweets and pushing them into the cyber verse.

>>131770484
I'm pretty certain they've lightly implied that Trump fucks his daughter. Wish I could find video though.

>>131770615
Old tweet and he got his ass blown. Joe is Joe and will never recover.

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>>131770606
yes you do, hun

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>>131769967
It's done, bit it's probably so far down on the responses she'll never see it ....

>>131770646
Cuz kikes.

It's clear now: That tweet was Trump's subtle nod & thanks to /pol/

>>131770646
They don't.

>>131770054
I will

>>131770624
So he can pass his laws without the ire of the communist news network

>>131770244
Nobody listens to Joe. The entire world listens to Trump. Also, Hannity called Joes new music video, Mystified, "cringeworthy" last night. Also, Joe is a literal cuck.

NEW AND THE CSPAN LINK WILL BE HOT SHORTLY!!
>>131770673
>>131770673
>>131770673
>>131770673

>>131770624
Travel ban

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>>131770315
>>131770580

I believe it. This has been tracked for a while. The Trumpler 14 Meme-gates are appearing more frequently.

>>131770793
indeed. commies arent people. clearly this girl died when she was about 19. today she is the undead.