Brit/pol/ - The 'No Money Left' Edition

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Tonight's Question Time panel.

>>131761627
Test

>>131761676

You're HIV+

Sorry, m8

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>>131761671
>The Canary
Proof, if any more was needed, that the BBC has a left wing bias.

>>131761831
Unexpected KEK

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Horny as fuck but I can't wank cause I'm waiting for delivery

Is this what they mean when they say "sexual emergency"

>>131761831
rip burger

f

For fuck sake lads, why isn't post birth abortion legal yet? It's my life and my choice.

Tonight's This Week will have Adam Boulton (lefty cunt), Viv Groskop (lefty feminist The New European cunt) and Adam Klug (far-lefty Momentum cunt). Oh and Liz Kendall. Let's hope Michael and Andrew are up for it eh?

>tfw chavs have appropriated the torc ring

>>131762088
you go girl

slay

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>>131761831

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>>131762090

Disgusting that those Ulster women will go to the mainland for abortions and probably get in a trip to the Natural History Museum to boot.

I honestly think if the kid can't speak yet you may as well just be allowed to have it taken to hospital and pumped full of painkillers until it dies. Fuck it. It's not like it's an old person who's put a bit of hard work in.

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YEAH YEAH THE TORIES WILL BE CRIPPLED NOW AND THE GOVERNMENT WON'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING

>vote on public sector pay cap scrap by Labour

GOVERNMENT WINS THE VOTE

Wew lad

>>131762088
We will never have true equality until this happens. Don't let the patriarchy oppress you!

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What are you doing to prepare for the inevitable collapse of Britain followed by Europe and the West as a whole, lads?

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FIRST FOR #MOGGLODITE

>IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A NANNY
YOU IS LOWER CLASS

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Oh fuck off, kid should've and would've died years ago

>>131762465
I'm going to travel to world fucking little brown boys for money.

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>>131762465
Just the standard stuff. Might start hording canned food at some point.

>Brexodus
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/29/brexodus-eu-nationals-citizenship-uk-brexit

>Those comments

>>131762465
practicing survival skills, lifting weights, learning to shoot and cook.

in reality even the most ardent of preppers could die by being randomly ackbar'd or shot/stabbed by an urban and culturally rich youth, so it's all pointless honestly. luck and being rich so you can relocate are going to matter a lot more than being a badass.

but it's fun anyway so whatever.

only 15 years left.

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>tfw quirky, super-confident Babs approaches you in a bar and you autistically blurt out about posting her pics on britpol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi5yjK0J7Gk

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>>131762465
That would be telling wouldn't it

>>131762555
That kid has literally no chance of a normal life. They're only keeping him alive now to hold off the parents' inevitable grief.

>>131762555
That entire screenshot is distilled cancer. I bet they don't know what rules 1 and 2 even are.

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>>131762623
proper spooky lad

>>131762659
If only we had a Pakodus then we might have some semblance of a country again

>>131762696
Mate, she wouldn't ever want to breath the same air as you.

>>131762555

I'm still unclear on what the issue is. They need special provisions that the baby be kept alive in transit to America or something? I couldn't follow any of it.

Although, I agree I think fate has decided the wee lad isn't going to be the next Pulitzer winner

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>>131762555

>>131762330
Eh it's so bad down here they're giving away the contraception pill for free.
Dumb sluts.

>>131762623
Flatwoods monster really needs a few 7.62s in its stupid face.

I had a book of alien encounters as a kid with this thing in it. Scared the shit out of me

>>131762659
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>>131762681
>practicing survival skills, lifting weights, learning to shoot and cook.
Learning to hunt, learning to filter water, having a stockpile of medication basics and medical supply basics. Learning basic first aid, basic wilderness survival and your bug out bag.

With a knife, zippo lighter and fuel etc.

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>>131762696
I think I would die of shyness if I ever met her

>>131762465
All you really have to do is last longer than a week. The cities will tear themselves apart and in the space of about 7 days most of the minorities in the country will have starved to death.

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>>131761627
>anon, why don't you have a girlfriend yet? you dont like men do you?
>n-no...

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>>131761492

I ALSO USED TO LOOK AT A COUPLE OF THE
"LIKELY LADS" AND THINK, ...

I'M GOING TO BE READING ABOUT YOU IN THE PAPERS IN A COUPLE OF YEARS

>DUMB FUCK WHO PLAYED HISSELF..

IT'S LITTLE CUNTS LIKE YOU THAT I SPOT AT THE BACK-ROW WHO THINK THAT 'SCHOOL IS FOR GIVING THE GUY AT THE FRONT MUH SHIEET COS I IS 'whatever' THAT I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDlD5AfwxuM

>>131762696
me on the left

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>>131762830
It looks like a fucking leaf.

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>>131762969
>tfw once dated a girl I felt nothing for just to prove that I wasn't gay

>>131762820
They raised enough money to take a chance on an experimental American treatment, but the American doctors gave testimony that they weren't very confident in it and - I believe - the leading US surgeon said he did not want to risk it and left the running.
So the judges here decided not to let the kid go to the US for that treatment, which seems fair to me.

>SNP screeching on BBC
Just shut the fucking fuck up SNP, sick of hearing you. Go back to Wales were you belong!

>>131763074
If I were the parents I'd have kept quiet about it all and done a runner with the money. Now people will hear about it and expect their donations back.

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>>131762696
fuckin hell she's proper weird aswell she's perfect. Why am I always attracted to retards.

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NOW, IN SCIENCE CLASS FOR THE GOOD KIDS, ...

>IT'S TIME FOR SCIENCE CLASS: JEDI PARTY DANCE YOU WILL...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBpdKkbvrko

>>131762638

>two different knives
>no footwear
>no extra socks

These guides are always created by fat LARPers. You want to fuck about innawoods for a week, you're going to wish you brought good boots and extra socks rather than eight fucking knives and your custom katana

>>131762638
Without stuff like a water filter and some food that honest to God looks more like a kit for kidnapping and murdering someone.

>>131763074

Sure, it's just the "let" them go. I'm not clear on how you can stop them. nit that I disagree

>>131763332
They never have condoms either.

>>131763336

You can try filtering the water through the 200FT OF STRING you're carrying in your pack

>>131763332
They are all made by Americans who have no idea whatsoever about anything.

>>131763515
>You can try filtering the water through the 200FT OF STRING you're carrying in your pack
>Being this farse

>>131763486
or tampons, which are extremely flammable and relatively small.

>>131763332
Anyone not fully retarded wouldn't be using the 4chan infrogrpahics as survival advice.

https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Recommended_Kit

>>131762465

Tempted to go on one of those survival courses desu

>>131763486
>>131763332

>no medical supplies whatsoever
>no water receptacle
>no condoms
>no pen and paper


It's fucking shit

>>131763486
>>131763645
>watches a Top Gear special once

>>131762638

>knives

Guess it rules us out then - we're royally down the swanner.

>>131763758
learned that in cadets but whatever floats yer boat lad.

>>131762465
I do pressups every now and then.

>>131762638
>everythingyouneedtohangyourselfinthewoods.jpg

gonna text this girl who likes me y for 24 hours straight
been 30 mins so far

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>>131762638

>not using the Bear Grylls ULTIMATE nanto seiken package with over 900 blades that do the same thing

>>131763336
>that honest to God looks more like a kit for kidnapping and murdering someone.

Top kek

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>>131763518

>she's proper weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsT_suLPxxA

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JUST FUCK MY CLUB UP SENPAI

Pet insurance bills going up next month.

Fuck me. What next?

ANYWAY, ....

> SO THERE I WAS ALL SITTING ALONE IN MY CAR WHEN A COUPLE OF 'BAD-PEOPLE' RAN UP AND ... LITERRALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY
FORCED ME TO DRIVE THEM AWAY...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdqbdEKeJ_4

>>131763952
Needing a hatchet, knife AND machete

Jesus, just fucking pick one that matches what you're likey to use it for

pro tip the best option is the hatchet

>>131764041
>People ITT right now want the insurance jew on hospitals

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>>131763518
we're running at half mast.

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>>131763515
Kek

>>131763486
>>131763645

Could you use either of those for water filtration?

>>131764120
Use the fire to boil it if you have time.

Alternatively just find a fast running stream.

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>>131761831
kekd

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I am a NEET.

Are you a NEET Brit/pol/?

>>131764065

But with the Bill Burr X-treme necromancer masterchef package you can assemble a saucepan or even a fishing rod just from all your knives.

>>131764279
I've finished uni for the summer and will be starting a part time job soon. Does that make me a NEET?

>>131764448

No.

>still a student
>part time job

You should have no guilt about being a lazy cunt over the summer, anon. It's one of the perks of being a student.

>>131764279
I failed my fucking access course and am not going to uni now, so yes

REV UP THE HELIUM TANK BOYS

>>131761889
tbf he's balanced off by having nick "paris has a muslim problem" ferrari there

>>131760903

Re-post from the fag end of the last thread.

>Still, he was not ready to abandon support for legal abortion. It was, he continued to insist, necessary to prevent the bad consequences of illegal abortions. But he was moving from viewing abortion itself as a legitimate solution to a woman’s personal problem, to seeing it as an evil that should be discouraged, even if for practical reasons it had to be tolerated. Over the next several years, while continuing to perform abortions for what he regarded as legitimate “health” reasons, Nathanson would be moved still further toward the pro-life position by the emergence of new technologies, especially fetoscopy and ultrasound, that made it increasingly difficult, and finally impossible, to deny that abortion is the deliberate killing of a unique human being—a child in the womb.

The abortion industry is big business, and its adherents seem hell bet on opening up new markets. This chap has an interesting story as a former abortion Doctor:

http://archive.is/vAt3Z

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So the news out today is that women in Northern Ireland can now travel to the mainland to have their babies murdered for them, or as the modern vernacular goes "have it aborted". There are few things that piss me off quite as much as abortion, and some people feel like there is a kind of a grey area around just after conception, I personally feel that there isn't, but lets just for a moment focus on the fact that the current legal abortion limit in the UK is 24 weeks. Pic related is what a child looks like at 24 weeks, this, pic related is a human being. There are many like it (some younger) that have been born and have then gone on to be healthy babies who have survived. But what I just want people to do is take a step back and realise that our government currently supports the murder of people like this up to 24 weeks. They currently support someone ripping babies to shreds in their mother's wombs and taking them out piece by piece. All of this goes on and is perfectly accepted by many people, and if you oppose any of this in any way, or oppose the limit going up from 24 weeks, you will probably be called a bigot and a hater of women's rights.

>>131762638
flint fire startes is a meme
just get a pack of lighters from poundland

>>131762638
is this a /out/ thread now

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>>131764120
that show is pretty great

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How fucking dumb are women? how could you possibly think that a woman with a rubber knob was a man?
>Ex-private schoolgirl is found GUILTY of using a £20 sex toy and a blindfold to dupe her girlfriend into believing she was having sex with a man after a dramatic retrial

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4644044/Ex-private-schoolgirl-tricked-female-friend-sex.html

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>>131764120

Fuck filtration, it's such an absolute meme. You'll have to stockpile replacement filters for potentially years of constant use or maintain some fancy machine.

>Bash the whistle off a pressure cooker lid
>Attach hose
>Put really fucking dirty pondwater or even saltwater in the pressure cooker
>Boil it all away into a bucket on your cooking fire
>Endless perfectly clean water
>All the gunk or salt left behind in the pressure cooker pan

>>131764939
One of my best friends was born at 22 weeks in 1986.
As a teen, I was pro-choice, but once I learned this about my friend, my views began to change.
The most sickening thing about the whole issue is that many women see abortion as just another kind of contraception, and the only way they can do this is by de-humanising the baby.

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>>131764062

MOGG-ADONNA-POCALYPSE

[DISCLAIMER] MADONNA IS A GOAT FUCKING WHORE, ... BUT THIS IS CRUCIAL VIBES...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtU

FUCK YOU MADONNA FOR MAKING ME KNOW THAT YOU ARE A DUMB CUNT, ... I ACTUALLY LOVED THIS TRACK....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtU

>>131764279
Should be working on my Masters dissertation but I haven't looked at it for the best part of two months.

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>>131763996
>northerners

>>131765224
did she just assume a random guy came in and banged her when she wore a blindfold? did she put on a fake beard and voice

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>>131761671
Based Liam 'gas all EU bureaucrats' Fox.

>>131765228
Where does the dirt go? Falls to the bottom

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>>131765374

>>131765573
10/10

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>>131764279
Yes neet here. I don't want to be one but I think it's my destiny. Currently on the waiting list for autism screening. Can't cope socially, struggle even talking to my brothers & sisters - never mind a job interview or having work & interact with the public. Doc diagnosed crippling anxiety, agoraphobia, panic disorder, depression too. Proper sucks but I try keep a positive outlook even though I doubt there is one. I live in the Lakes & I've been managing to get out walking among the mountains after not leaving the house for years. Thinking about starting a book documenting the life of local hare populations, giant rabbits are pretty neat. Even pandering the idea of getting game cameras & filming an individual from birth up until death, not sure if it's been done before.

>>131765359
I really fucking gets on my nerves whenever I hear it described as contraception, or the "well if abortion is murder so is wanking lol xD", contraception is stopping yourself from getting pregnant, and sperm on has 23 chromosomes as opposed to the 46 needed for human life. Good on you for changing your views though, I think I've heard you mention him on here before.

>>131765224
>how could you possibly think that a woman with a rubber knob was a man?
It's quite common.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/13/trans-woman-killed-football-player_n_6678424.html

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>>131765787
Sounds like a /comfy/ idea lad

>>131765796
>not supporting abortion up until 18yo incase they turn out to be a NEET

>>131765488
That headline does a very poor job of explaining what happened.
>woman pretends to be a man
>claims 'his' body is heavily scarred from multiple surgeries for cancer treatment
>makes girlfriend wear blindfold, lights off and no touching when they have sex.
>girlfriend doesn't care about scars, takes the blindfold off and realises that she's being fucked by a woman wearing a strap on

>>131764279
Technically although I do have an occupation but I am not "employed"

>>131766148
bit fucking dense then isn't she

>>131766148
literally a feminine penis

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>>131765927
Thanks mate, the spark feels quite comfy I gotta admit.

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Are you sad that the UK wont be having a proper brexit and will remain part of the single market w/free movement albeit restricted?

>>131765563


The dirt stays in the pan. The steam goes through the hose into another container to become the clean water.

This method is special forces tier.

Next red nose day I want to sponsor Rachel Riley to do Countdown in just a thong

OK

IMMEDIATE ENTRY INTO:

>OLD SQUAD: ROOKIE STATUS

FOR WHOMEVER ITT ID'S MY QUEEN (NOT 'ER - GAWD BLESS 'ER)

>MY HEART QUEEN
PROMOTION TO

ROOKIE STATUS: ONE OF US

IF YOU POST THE ACTUAL VID I AM THINKING ABOUT

>GAME ON: 2 MINUTES FROM MY POST-TIME

>>131765228
Gee let's all just drink boiling water what a brilliant idea

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>I promised my constituents that the Conservative party will not pull to the right

GET WOMEN OUT OF POLITICS
NOW

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>>131766343
How would you go about filming it? would some nick the camera? Wish I had some lakes and mountains to go walking in

What would be your dream QT panel?

>>131765796
>>131765359
Someone post the abortion expanding brain meme that ends with 'what race is it'

that basically sums up my thoughts on abortion

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>>131764279
yes, but my NEETdom will soon end. it's been comfy, but overall not a good experience.

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>>131766333

>>131766689
do you make these pepes? they are very kawaii

>>131766659
>not pull to the right
Isn't that the entire point of the party? Yes, women do need to go

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>>131766471
I like the way you think.

>>131766576

Wait for it to cool down fool. You can make buckets of water this way, it'sthe best.

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>>131766479

WHOM IS MY HEART QUEEN?

>WHY, LITTLE KATIE BUSH OF COURSE ...(PIC RELEPHANT)

THE ACTUAL VID?
>PREPARE YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING AMATEURS, ... HELLOOOO....

>WE LOVE YOU...
>WE ALWAYS HAVE.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzqF_gBpS84

t. OLD SQUAD

>>131766692
>Tommy Robinson
>Sadiq Khan
>Peter Hitchens
>Diane Abbott
>Nigel Farage

>>131766689
find where the mothers burrow is during mating season & set up small cameras in the birthing chamber. Record birth & life up until the babies leave the burrow. After this just set up several cameras covering the area - they never venture too far if they don't have to. Could try & gain their trust from a young age so I can get closer to film without startling them. It'd take some serious planning though. I doubt the cameras would get nabbed, I'd do it well away from any roads so the only people passing would be hikers. Crime isn't really a big problem up here, just stolen bikes & farm poaching.

>>131762349
Labour knew they wouldn't win the vote on that because it was effectively a vote of confidence.

Even in losing they've put the government in the pretty awkward position of looking like cunts for denying muh firemen, muh nurses and muh bobbies a pay rise, at a time when there's a lot of focus on them and the work they do.

In the legal bit of the Times today

Morrisons 1, Sainsbury's 0
Sometimes lawyers squeeze every ounce of fun out of the juicy orange that is life.

Sainsbury's – a large supermarket chain – set loose its legal attack dogs on Jel Singh Nagra, who runs a grocer's shop in North Tyneside, which he had cleverly called Singhsbury's.

The supermarket's lawyers threatened Nagra with legal action for copyright infringement if he did not move pretty sharpish to change his shop's name. So all credit to the shopkeeper who duly complied – by changing the shop's name to Morrisinghs.

And all credit to Morrisons, another supermarket chain, for having a sense of humour. A spokesman told Sky News: "Mr Nagra and his customers obviously have good taste so we wish him well."

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>>131767686
good bants desu

Who here /UVF/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmHZECv984Y
fuck taigs desu

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>>131766822
No I don't I just collect them

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>>131767386
why was she so perfect?

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>>131768081
fair enough desu.

>>131766692
5 X Rachel Rileys and we change the name to fucking time.

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>>131763486
I doubt your chances of getting a shag will increase when you're cold and alone in the woods mate.

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She's very smug right now.

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>>131767555
Sounds like a good plan, make a yt channel and post them on there. Also maybe livestream it.

>>131767686

What a bunch of faggots over at Sainburys.

>actual per capita cost of DUP-Tory deal is £3
>how the BBC puts it "Each DUP MP worth more than Rooney"

Fuck sake.

Where do "football references" place on the "Analogies for Politics" scale? Higher or lower than Harry Potter?

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>>131768196

>>131768389

I can't believe you are trivialising the fact that each DUP politician could now buy a Bugatti Veyron with their obscene wealth.

I thought Jesus taught humbleness? Some Christians this lot turned out to be eh?

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>>131768196
Stop being gay x

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>>131768119

BECAUSE WE WERE BLESSED...

TFW DIRTY DEN (DENISE FROM CARDIFF) AT KINGS COLLEGE LONDON WHOM I USED TO SQUAT WITH USED TO CALL ME HER "PETAL"
>I LOVED HER FOR MORE THAN THAT BUT...
..'PETAL' MADE ME LOVE HER .... MORE ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjstOArT0RE

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>>131768713
impossible

>>131768322
Well, she has managed to achieve greater equality for women across the UK. Greater equality in regards killing of unborn children yes, but greater equality all the same.

>>131765787
How easy is it to fake autismbux?

LARP GEYS OYT NOY

reminder that every english girl dreams of a big Welsh cock in her minge

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Did we charge America for all the infrastructure we built in the Americas that enabled them to have a society in place to form country through?

>>131769124
We tried. Then they threw our tea in the harbour.

>>131769000
Dyn du cock maybe

>>131768758
PS KATIE SAYS HELLOO
AND

>NOT WAS

>>131768919
I don't know who awards it? A doctor? A physiologist? The government? Autismbux would be nice but I'd much rather work & contribute to society if possible.

>>131769000
Yeah but the fair Irish rose thinks your an inbred sheepshagger

>>131769306
nah. Fuck that.

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>>131768780
Electro-shock therapy mate

>>131764279

How easy is it to get gibs at Jobseeker plus? Do they hastle you a lot and spoil your comfy? Is the building always full of chavs?

Chuka talking about his hard-remain bill right now to the House.

>>131769325
rich coming from those ugly ginger bints

has britpol /opened up your eyes to hate/ yet?
https://openyoureyestohate.com/interactive-video/

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>>131769388
y-you don't actually believe in that do you?>>131769392
it's shit. they hassle you to look for jobs which aren't there until they find a way to take your bennies from you.

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>>131769000
Reminder that every Welsh girl dreams of leaving Wales.

Lads I wanna go to Paris solo travelling because that's the absolute optimal circumstances in which to go through bookshops, museums, galleries etc. But then I don't want to face the lonely evenings, dining alone without anyone to tell my experiences to. hard stuff

>>131769392
always has been and always will be shit

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>>131769531
who cares, my girlfriend is Russian
>mfw she keeps calling me an "English gentleman" and doesn't understand what Welsh people

>>131769531
would de-lesbian the red hair one desu fampai

>Been taking a variety of supplements and shakes to lose weight while also gaining some muscle
>Been at it a couple months, going fucking well. Getting /fit/.
>notice I don't shit very often. Mostly just eating protein and protein only.
>every Wednesday I have a big bowl of bran flakes
>Thursday afternoon there are sounds like distant thunder
>I know it's coming.
>around four o'clock it happens.
>nip to the bathroom, take a paper, ask for my calls to be held.
>first it's a fart like a gunshot.
>a short solid *thorp*
>then a solid log about the size of a coke can.
>Feel this weird sense of achievement for the rest of the day.

>>131769631
avoid northern suburbs and you see many muslims

>>131769631
go on interpals or something and find a french slag who will keep you company in Paris

>>131769392
JSA make you actively seek work by showing evidence and sending you courses. My building was fairly large didnt see any

>>131769124
You guys didn't build it though we did. All the material was locally sourced, as was the manpower. It's not like Britain was sending fleets of bricks and concrete over to build new cities.
And what "infrastructure" are you talking about? You where to building light rail or power plants here prior to 1776.

Best you can claim is that British engineers where used (who where paid for there work) or the minor cost of the tools and nails used to build the first settlements like Jamestown. But even then it was built out of 100% grade a American lumber.

In reality you guys probably stole material than you built here, mostly in the former of timber for ships.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0qH2IaSjEU
OLD
SQUAD
>JEDI

>>131769462
gingers are god tier lad.

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>>131769525
Nah but it's worth a go - you can film it and sell the footage to You've Been Framed. Win win.
>>131769631
If you're nice to Rimmer, he might come with you to keep you warm at night

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>>131769728
>find a french slag who will keep you company in Paris
Sounds too god to be true tbqh

>>131769705
Too much protein fuck up your liver. Might aswell become an alcoholic instead and have bloody shits.

>>131769705
Congratulations, it's a boy.

>>131769907
dark hair > blonde hair >>>> gingers

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>>131769911
might be worth getting zapped for £200 desu

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>>131769705
Happened to me when I started getting /fit/ too. Now I shit once a week and it's the length and width of my lower arm. I'm fairly certain it's all the protein (200+g a day).
>mfw it's a clean first wipe every time

>>131769531
Is this shit normal? What happened to there genetics? They look severely inbred or like they have downsyndrome.

>>131769995
>dark hair
Hello Ahmed/Pajeet/Jamal/Chang. It must be fun sharing your subhuman hair colour with 95% of the rest of the global population.

Loads of MPs supporting the remain bill. If Brexit is taken from us, it will be tonight.

Be honest lads,

Would Hillsborough still have happened if Liverpool fans weren't violent savages?

For example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster

>>131769728
>french slag in paris
Probably about the same chance as finding a white brit in tower hamlets

>>131770173
Wait, wtf is this now?

>>131770173
What's tonights vote on?

>>131770120
a mixture of FAS, obesity, bad makeup and yes bad genes

In most other countries the hot girls come out at night to party. In the UK it's the opposite, you see the cute girls in the day and at night all these disgusting trolls appear out of nowhere

>>131762555
/pol/ is reactionary.

>An institution, that typically is shit, does something smart once in a blue moon.
>/pol/ calls it a shit move, despite agreeing with the principle in the past.

>>131770170
Stormtard

>>131770243
>>131769912
well I met up with a French Algerian girl in Paris, okay she was brown but she wasn't religious or anything so who cares

>>131769995
>Gingers at the bottom
Literally the whitest hair colour

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>>131762555
what did they mean by this lads?

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>>131769769

Is it quite rapid that they start hastling and proposing courses from the first visit?

Thinking of signing on just to plug a month or so until I get on a proper job. Trouble with London is there's lots of low jobs available working side by side with Abdul and Tyrone that they might send me on and I don't think they're going to accept not wanting to work with Neanderthals as a good reason for rejecting their courses.

>>131770252
5pm I think - depending on Creasy's bill being retracted or not. They're discussing it now though.

>>131770258
Umunna arguing that ANY EU deal has to keep us in the customs union AND the single market.

>>131770243
tbf Paris propper is mostly rich whites
Its the shithole suburbs like st dennis that are full of muslims and blacks

>>131770295
>/pol/ is one person with one set of oppinions
Seriously, get it through your head.

>>131770231
lol no
>>96
>>131770170
Hello Austin. It must be fun sharing your shit hair type with 90% of the rest of the population

>>131770275
>In the UK it's the opposite, you see the cute girls in the day and at night all these disgusting trolls appear out of nowhere
Some free advice lad, if you don't like disgusting trolls avoid Newcastle like the plague.

>>131770507
>Umunna arguing that ANY EU deal has to keep us in the customs union AND the single market.

that nigger traitor should be hung, drawn, and quartered.

>>131770173
aslong as you get ~75% of tories and ~25% of labour(they will probally get more) brexit will be allright

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TELL ME Brit/pol/....

DO

YOU

WANT

TO

LIVE

FOR

EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ts1DB6hFcQ

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>>131768879
They never actually say 'abortion' or 'termination'
They always say
>woman's right to choose what they do with their body
Why don't women think their own children have the right to live?

Also
>Equality
>Still don't need the father's permission
>Women have more rights to commit fillicide than men
The current year! What a wonderful time to be alive!

>>131769995
Maev turn you down achmed?

>>131770173
>>131770507
>>131770728
I didnt even know this was happening, hopefully umunna gets told to fuck off.

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>>131769911
>If you're nice to Rimmer, he might come with you to keep you warm at night

Corbyn's sitting in his place.

http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc+parliament

>Reeee pay for my abortion REEEE

>>131770493
You can see the kekistan shit very rapidly becoming the new anonymoose. It's sickening.

>>131769631
practice by going to central london or any other big city at night that isn't shit (inb4 dude london lmao) and you'll find sitting by yourself is actually comfy
>walk around
>have a pint outside while people watching
>go to the pub once its dark and just enjoy the atmosphere, maybe make some friends
>seeing all the landmarks and enjoying the architecture without having to move along because your companion is getting bored
>can go full degenerate if you're so inclined

>>131770789

THIS ISN'T /RANDOM/

>OR LIGHT

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>>131770895
>They never actually say 'abortion' or 'termination'
Of course they don't. They don't even call it a baby, they call it a fetus so as to dehumanise it, thus making it easier to justify killing it.

>>131770507
>Umunna arguing that ANY EU deal has to keep us in the customs union AND the single market.
Literally what is the point? He knows this will fuck over any negotiating strength. In fact, he probably wants to get such a bad deal that the country is destroyed, then he runs to be PM on a ticket of taking us back into the EU.

>>131771263
That's exactly what he's angling for, yep.

>>131771263
>Literally what is the point?
Last ditch attempt at reversing the referendum.

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Question Time panel tonight lads.

>le Jo Cox quote

http://www.strawpoll.me/13314889
unimportant poll

>>131771495
Fake news.
Would be entertaining though

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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40446096
>An LGBT+ organisation has apologised after some of the messages it created to publicise a forthcoming gay pride campaign were criticised.
Fucking hell, you really can't please identitarians, can you?

>>131771495
Would be some top banter. Might swap Hopkins for Morality Man though.

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>>131771564
who. fucking. cares. REEEEE
I don't think even gay kids care about this shit.

>>131771564
They're eating themselves. It's good for us.

>>131771564
They're worse than the syrian '''moderate''' groups

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wtf i love corbyn now

>>131771661

Morality Man's mellowed a bit in his controversy status these days because it turns out lots of people agree with some of his views now like Brexit, security, war and protecting communities. Unless the debate was drugs or riots/moral decline.

>>131771495
a gallomeme vs blair vs Nick Griffin vs Starkey Vs [instert rapper here] would be the most hilarious to watch

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>A notorious gang leader, known as 'The Shredder' accidentally shot himself in the groin and had to have his testicle removed, a court heard.

>>131771924
Corbyn did so much better than expected in the election because he simultaneously persuaded ex-UKIP leave voters predominantly in the north that he backed leaving the single market and customs union and young, first time/lib dem/green voters predominantly in the south that he would fight the Tories' plan to leave the single market and customs union. He was able to convince two different groups of people two different things which held out for the six weeks of the election campaign, but was always going to crumble once actual voting got underway.

>CLEAR THE LOBBY

>>131772110
>vs [insert rapper here]
Da yoof ar bin fucked by the toaries and that old cow Thersear may. Dey wantaa kill da poor mon!

>>131771495
you're shitting me.

I hate every single one of them.


tis all too plausible

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https://thetab.com/uk/sheffield/2017/06/06/can-student-vote-tory-23980

How come all the hot women are militant Corbynistas?

Get BBC Parliament on!

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>>131772356
>that
>attractive

>>131772309
i want to see the arguments between him and David "the yoofs have turned black" Starkey, plus he would probally go after tony blair as well

OK, MESSAGE TO THE CASUALS.

SUNDAY MORN, TAKE YOUR FAMILIES TO THE LOCAL CHURCH.

>WHY?

BECAUSE IT'S OUR SHIT.

THE HALLAL HORDE WANT OUR CENTRES.

>BUT BUT..

SHUT THE FUCK UP SON. IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING RELIGOUS, IT'S ABOUT BEING FOCUSED.

OUR LITTLE CHURCHES, IN OUR HOMETOWNS, ... CENTERS.

TAKE YOUR FAMILY TO THE LOCAL CHURCH ON SUNDAY MORNING... LET YOUR LITTLE CUNTS MEET & PLAY WITH THE OTHER KIDS, ... THAT ARE LIKE THEMSELVES, ... HAVE THEM SEE THAT THEY ARE NOT THE SCUM THAT THE 'MEDIA' IS TELLING THEM THAT THEY ARE, ... LITERRALLLLLYYYY 2 HOURS ON A SUNDAY MORNING AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH TO MEET THE GOOD FOLK, ...

>LATER ON, ... WE GO DOWN THE PUB FOR A PUKKA ROAST DINNER

FIGURE IT OUT CUNTS, MO-HAM-HEAD IS CONVERTING CHURCHES INTO MOSQUES.... INNIT...

>WAKE

THE

>FUCK

UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpMa2G7S9XI

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>Man with a beard attacks seagull outside Subway
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/man-with-a-beard-attacks-seagull-outside-subway/story-30416400-detail/story.html

>No BBC parliament HD
It's THE CURRENT YEAR

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the only women that aren't repulsed by my right-wing viewpoints are the female equivilent of beta fuckups. they're not capable of cohesive thoughts.

wat do?

>>131772551
[ breaking news ]

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>>131772499

>>131772551
seagull dindu nothing
we need to stop these pidgeon menaces

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>>131772551
Can you blame him?

>>131772483
Is this on spear chuckas amendment

>>131772670
i'm starting to think I am just gay. either that or all the women posted here are 0/10

>>131772513
>i want to see the arguments between him and David "the yoofs have turned black" Starkey, plus he would probally go after tony blair as well
I love how all off this Yardie mumble rappers are so interchangeable that we don't need a specific person. They would also call Nick Griffin racist and compare him to Hitler

>>131772780
Not yet. I'm unsure if he retracted it even.

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Isn't it funny how all supporters of abortion happen to not have been aborted themselves?

>>131772955
kek

>>131772924
whats the division on

Christfags, riddle me this

If the Bible is the word of God, how comes it was written entirely by people who weren't God?

>>131773024
End to the pay cap and introduction of a living wage.

FIXXXXX!!!!!
>...

BAYONETTTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>131772551
Hope they find the fucker.
>they will probably put more effort into this than finding Muslim jihadist though.

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>>131772499

You honestly saying you wouldn't inject this poor poverty stricken uni student with your excess capital?

>>131772584
Die alone and childless

>>131773078
what.....like the new testament is composed of gospels written in greece 300 years after jesus met his maker?

>>131773127
So when's the single market shit?

>Luciana Berger has brought her baby to the vote

For FUCK SAKE.

>>131773078
Christians don't claim that. Teachings of god.

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>>131773267
I don't think I would

>>131773354
After this I believe, it depends if Creasy pulled her bill (she probably did).

>>131773133

OLD SQUAD

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>>131761627
>mong empire soon
UK is surreal slapstick, keep em coming.

>>131773368
The Bible claims it though

>>131773426
Thanks anon

>>131773267
>can afford makeup, shampoo, clean clothes that are in good condition and it holding a five pound note
>Poverty stricken

She's never missed a meal in her life.

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>>131773293
What the bloody hell are you talking about?

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>>131773445

>>131773434

>IMPLYING

YOUR WEB

VS

MINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utFRqsT61-k

>NEVER
FUCK
>WITH
THE
>OLD
SQUAD

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>>131773267
I'd find where she lives, steal her spent tampons, ejaculate upon them, gestate the resulting embryo in an artificial womb built from an aquarium and an old soda stream machine...raise our offspring up to the legal age of consent then give them a good hard shagging

>OOOOOOOORDEEER
>OOOOOOOOOEDEER

>The amendment in the name of the leader of the opposition has been defeated Ayes 297 Noes 323

Corbyn BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>131761627
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40434741

if Muslims are anything like Mexicans, you expect most of those flats had 10+ people living in them. I wouldn't be surprised if 500+ people died in that fire

>>131773078
You have an infant's understanding of it. Know of the Vulgate? The Septuagint? King James? Douay-Rheims? Scofield? You don't know shit, so either learn someone and join an adult discussion or STFU

>>131773731
yeah probably
romanians are the same

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>>131773721
Strong-check
Stable-check

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why do tories hate nurses, doctors, firemen, the police and the military?

Here we go, they're voting on Umunna's remain bill now.

>>131773797
baited

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>>131773689
Yeeeah nigga! Do it!

>>131773623
none of the disciples actually wrote any of the gospels

>>131773363
Babbykike needs to get an early glimpse of how his future kingdom works.

Boris spotted!

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OLD SQUAD

>WE SOW SEEDS

OF

>LOVE....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_5dE81WV8k

>>131774152
Funny you say that, Bercow was cradling the baby as well.

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What they're voting on now.

>>131773636
>top-right
MEMELAND

>>131774047
>A russian man

In the 1920s, Ivanov carried out a series of experiments to create a human/nonhuman ape hybrid. Working with human sperm and female chimpanzees, he failed to create a pregnancy.[2] In 1929 he organized a set of experiments involving nonhuman ape sperm and human volunteers, but was delayed by the death of his last orangutan.[2]

i love russia

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>>131774096
>Goal post status:moved
Reminder that Peter and Paul who knew Jesus and wrote books in the bible were put to death for their beliefs that Jesus was the son of God. If they were lying then they simply could have said so, instead they chose to attest to what they knew to be true.

NEW
>>131774362

>>131774362

>>131774362

http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc+parliament
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc+parliament
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc+parliament

>>131774235
Sickening desu
>my right honourable friend's son

>>131774315
Spear Chuckas admendent to stay in the single market or not
Corbyn told his MPs to not vote for it but theres rebels expected