USA confirms they are on Croatia's side in border dispute!

>>131760056
TRUMP CONFIRMED HONORARY CROAT

Tbqh they suck Russia's dick too much

Tho I like the kebab removing

>>131760056
source

Any links?

>>131761844
we are talking about Slovenia not serbia
>>131761932
>>131761946
Rex tilerson said that its bilateral problem between croatia and slovenia and that they need to negotiate themselfs without any external judge
basicaly they dont acknowlage this decision

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>>131761946
doesnt look like slovenian sea to me

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>>131760056
>implying that Croatia will follow any resolution made by this (((court)))
>implying that our politicians haven't already declined any resolution made today
>implying that Slovenia can do anything about it
>implying that Croatia can't BTFO 2 million Alpine goatfuckers by the lunch time tomorrow

Croatia is a non-country but Slovenia is 2 times that.

imb4
>but muhh industry
>muhh Gorenje
>muhh Poli
>muhh Droga Portorož
>we rich

>>131763840
Don't forget
>muh Pipistrel
>muh Perutnina Ptuj
>muh corridor to international sea

>>131760056
[citation needed]

>>131760056
I don't mean to hurt anybody here but since when does stupid countries like Croatia and Serbia and whatever stupid balkans become relevant on /pol/?

>>131764145
American Embassy in Zagreb said that EU and everyone else schould keep out of this Bilateral problem

So basicaly its not for arbitrage but something that we need to figure out between ourself

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>>131764393
American Embassy /= Pentagon
Stop spreading lies

>>131760056
Melania BTFO

>>131760056
what did trump mean by this?

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>>131764863
You are with us right?
Merkel supported Slovenia so we finnaly have reason to distance ourselfs from germancucks
V4 here we come!

>>131764943
He said nothing, there is no actual US stance on this dispute.

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>>131760056
PIRANSKI ZALIV IS SERBIAN CLAY!!!

>>131765082
idk ask Orbán

>>131765190
i dont know why i totally lost my shit at that pic

>>131762607
But we bilaterally agreed to let an external judge decide.

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>>131765082
>V4
>let rapefugees run rampart and sleep and destroy their graves.
kek

Also:
>US in this day
>have any sway in EU politics

>>131765744
our prime minister said he doesn't acknowledge the decisions made in court

>>131765082
>distance ourselfs from germancucks
Kek. RIP gibs, RIP tourism, RIP dreams.

>>131760056
does anybody really care

our diplomacy is a joke, how many times has the "patriotic" HDZ sold croatian interests

but the cuck-lobotomized right wingers still vote them in

i pray to god austria conquers us... after they're done deporting shitskins

>>131765843
>a Croat not following a bilateral agreement because he doesn't like it
Ow gee never seen that before. Ow wait no that basically sums up the last 25 years of our relations.

http://www.jutarnji.hr/vijesti/hrvatska/amerikanci-o-arbitrazi-za-njih-nista-nije-gotovo-culi-smo-za-odluku-ali-ocekujemo-od-slovenije-i-hrvatske-da-pronadu-rjesenje-bilateralnog-spora/6319153/

>Upoznati smo s odlukom Arbitražnog suda u Haagu u sporu između Slovenije i Hrvatske. Jasno smo rekli i Sloveniji i Hrvatskoj da mi nećemo zauzimati strane u tom sporu. Obje države su članice NATO-a i EU i na njima je da riješe ovaj bilateralni problem. Uvjereni smo da će u tome i uspjeti. Potičemo obje strane da brzo rado na rješenju - stoji u priopćenju

>>131765642
Until you fucked it up and our parliament voted on leaving it.

>>131765958
this court doesn't mean jack shit dude
literally nothing

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>>131765616
>what is a meridian

imaginary line that divides serbia into two parts

>>131765984
>you fucked it up
It's true. We did. However:
>the ones responsible stepped down
>the court decided it wasn't a big deal
>Croatia unilaterally abandoning a bilateral agreement

>>131765958
We left it years ago, before any ruling.
>>131765871
>implying our politicians are capable enough to get gibs
>implying germans will go anywhere else during the summer

why are croats so butthurt about an inch of their sea?

>>131766170
You never officially left it tho. Just said you wouldn't follow the ruling. As far as the EU is concearned this is the final decision.

>>131766146
>the court that was influenced said it wasn't influenced

Well, I am sorry dear sir for not believing you. We are completely at fault here.

>>131760056
Sanader did nothing wrong

Also some slovenian said that they should send their navy to patrol those waters. Missile raft Mali Kekec vs Croatian Navy

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>>131766277
Low IQ probably.

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>>131766277
the way they are trying to take that sea is so sneaky

>>131766277
Because it will lower the traffic in Rijeka (less money)?

>>131760056
Trump's wife/US first lady Melania is Slovene

Unless she's ethnically Croat (or really Serb)

Trump might not like the Slovenian government

Doesn't Croatia already have enough sea? It's just a little corner ffs and it's right in front of Slovenian coast. Why make problems over it?

>>131766277
Because slovenians would get acces to international waters. Also more fishing sea, even though they always used to steal our fish

>>131766475
>Rijeka
it's full of serbs anyway, so croats shouldn't be mad about that

>>131766490
Less traffic on Croatian bays, less money.

>>131766463
>going through international arbitrage is sneaky
>wat

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>>131766392
>be kekec
>patroling our waters, supported by the whole EU
>get attacked wheil on duty
>whole EU get's pissed and sends navy to fuck Croat fisherman boats up

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>>131766530
:ddddddddd

>>131766490
It's never enough. Perfect croatian coast would be from Trieste to Bar

Germany didn't support us. :(
Probably because it's full of Turks now.

>>131766484
US gave us the info that Slovenians are cheating in court. Tillersen said it's between Croatia and Slovenia to decide, no one else.
>>131766277
We're not cucks who give our land away.
>>131766283
Plenkovic just told Merkel to fuck off, nothing will change with this ruling.

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>>131766603
>only acknowledges katastr when it suits them

>>131766703
>wanting B*r

>>131766581
>wake up

>>131766736
Or because you're slimy gits.

>>131766780
>t. janez horvat

>>131766581
Our fishermen have more weapons than your entire navy

>>131766773
Everyone that was involved in that incident stepped down and the court decided it was no big deal, as there were no signs of corruption. You also never officialy withdraw from the court.

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>>131766736
>tfw USA is our best ally

idk how to feel about this

>>131766794
We would clean that shit up

>>131766773
>We're not cucks who give our land away.
but you already lost a part of your sea, so it's even now :^)

>>131766936
if Hillary won we would be fucked probably.

>>131766936
I miss Double V and Sanader...

>>131766852
>janez horvat
kek, there is 101 janez horvats in Slovenia
http://www.stat.si/ImenaRojstva/FirstNames/SearchFirstNames?Ime=janez&Priimek=horvat&Spol=M

>>131767000
its not official in croatia though

>>131766773
>nothing will change with this ruling
Except now we have a court ruling giving us control of clay and sea. We can start enforcing our laws there and you can't do jack shit.

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>>131762607
>that its bilateral problem between croatia and slovenia and that they need to negotiate themselfs without any external judge
>it has been going on for 25 years
>finally we agree to take it somewhere else
>you get butthurt over the decision that we get to trade with free waters
>>131762993
>piranski zaliv is all we were negotiating about

>>131766603
>Hercegovina full of Serbs but still people claim it
Same logic

>>131766863
I believe, they also have more weapons than your whole army too.

>>131766530
L A N D L O C K E D

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>>131767068
I Dare you! I double Dare you!

>>131767105
you forgot the part where you bribe the entire court

>>131764393
I wish this was our policy in Syria

>>131766936
We're the good goyim now. Israel best ally.

>>131766905
And our parliament doesn't give a shit and already voted years ago to disregard any ruling.
>the court that we have no faith in due to corruption said it's not corrupted and all is fine

Mate, was that court ruled by Blatter and FIFA?

>>131767044
it's now similar to our case, it's not official in serbia that kosovo is independent

>>131767044
you really are Serbs
you're going to cling to this little peice of water and refuse to recognize it as gone...

>>131767068
We said years ago that we won't comply to that, you bribed them. Enforcing your laws would be act of agression and we would send amateur firefighters to cool you off with some water.

>>131767159
>m-muh navy
Bring. It.
I'm sure attacking a sovereign country who did not attack you will have no reprecautions whatsoever. I mean the US does it all the time why would it be any different for you?

>>131767105
kek slovenitards really think that someone wil give them that green corridor through our sea.
sure.

>>131767142
>t.urk

>>131760056

Why does every flag appear on a pin with the American flag?

>>131760056
Sloveno - Croat war ?

>>131767243
You didn't exit the negotiations though. You said you wouldn't abide by the ruling but stayed in the negotiations (probably so you could still follow the ruling if you liked it).

>>131767138
Yes by numbers, but navy has anti ship missiles

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>>131767290
US basically gave us a green light.

You better be good.

>>131767161
>no proof
If we did bribe it the sea mass would be our and not yours with a free pass for us.
Also implying we have the money to bribe anyone after the Šoštanj disaster
>>131767298
Go ahead and stop us.

>>131767204
>disregard any ruling
>still attended the court to see if the agreement was good, so your could take it.
Sorry, doesn't work that way. You are also in the EU, so you gave your rights to independent decisions away.

>>131767232
Yes.
And since we're in the EU and NATO nobody can do shit.
>>131767290
We just need to station our navy in our waters, that is not an attack.
Also the US provided us with the intel of your and the court's corruption.

>>131767341
So where do you go on holiday? Montenegro, Croatia, Bulgaria? Must be tough to be landlocked

>>131767527
So is Slovenia

>>131767435
>tanks
Kek. Ask the Serbs how effective those were when they tried using them.

How come nothing came from catching Judges receiving bribes?

>>131767542
>holiday in Bulgaria
Lmfao, why would anyone put themselves through such misery

>>131767542
i can literally go anytime i want in montenegro because i only need my ID card to pass through
stay salty my turk friend :^)

>>131767527
>sending ships to foreign territorial waters isn't an attack
Sure bud.

>>131760056
Croats are based. As long as they are majority Roman Catholics then God bless their nation. They fought hard for it.

>>131767678
this
bulgaria has literally the most shittiest sea i've ever been. not even bulgarians go on their beaches kek

>>131767617
Yes, meaning they can't enforce shit like they did shit before. We were on unequal ground (we were non-members) so they could dictate the terms.

>>131767383
:(

>>131767783
>foreign territorial waters
>not recognized by US

umm, you'll have to try again sweetie

You are all wrong, it's italian sea.

>>131767678
It's a misery because of the Russians, Romanians and English.

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>>131767542
lol Montenegrins let us pas even with out a passport,why do we need to go to your roach infested country??

>>131767935
>You are all wrong, it's italian sea.

You should go to was then Italy. After all....ooops.

>>131767435
>implying that these tanks can fit in slovenia
kek

>>131761932
Source is OP's ass. That's where he pulled the info from.

Haag has decided. And USA is on our side, we have Melania.

>>131767914
>US anyhow relevant in the EU in this day and age
Kek. Merkel and Trump have been at each others throats for months. If you think Germany will let US impact EU borders you are delusional.

>>131767683
I only need ID to go to Western Europe. Why should I be salty? Bulgaria is not landlocked.

>>131767232
The biggest joke is that it's not even gone. It's theirs but Slovenia just gets to pass trade rout through their see without getting fucked by Croats every time they want.

>>131767364
I'm not saying it's the New World Order, but...

>>131768077
so, what's your point about holidays then?

Land border with Italy soon

Just got back from the Dalmatian Coast, fucking awesome. You Croatians got it good there

>>131768173
It's that you are landlocked.

>>131768077
>Bulgarian sea
One moreta desu
Greeks cucked you hard, Turks even more

Melania won't be giving Donald sex tonight

>>131768063
>US
>not relevant
>anywhere in the world

I am not trying to advocate it but it is, how it is.

>>131767622
That's because they had idiots like Mladić commanding instead of proper generals like Kadijević. Mladić sent tanks into cities, smart idea, very smart.

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All of this could have been avoided if we just sat down and agreed to fair terms, but noooo, our goverement had to have the "moral high ground" and back out. What a fucking joke, I hope Slovens get even more by some dumb luck.

>>131768315
Time's are a changing lad. Trump shit on EU US relations so being US's bitch in the EU has become a little bit unpopular.

>>131768279
that has nothing to do with my holidays and the sole fact that i can go to montenegro like i'm still in one country, and stay there as long as i want. not everyone from any other non-EU landlocked country has that advantage though

>>131768279
Tell what's stopping going to Montenegro where they don't ask us for passports an sometimes ID cards??

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>>131768258
no problem brother, just shill for us now mkay

>>131768290
>implying the US is actually siding with Croatia over Slovenia.
If so, Un*ted States is truly any white

>>131768288
Kosovo je Albanija

>>131768410
I know I should be happy that there is a Croatian traitor but I have a bit of a suspicion you're either a Serb, a Bosniak or a Slovenian on vacation.

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>>131768409
>they had idiots like Mladić
Kys nigger

>>131768154

is it the New World Order? Is this all George Bush's doing?

>>131768258
Thank you for your shekels goy, we won't spend it on crack and hookers I promise

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>>131768504
>he thinks we care for one of the most poorest regions in ex-Yugoslavia which is full with Albos and Muslims

>>131768654
The song is really good, tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oas0bBR9xIU

No sarcasm.

>>131768409
Mladic didn't commended the army in Croatia,funny most of JNA commanders were Croatian.And ones who were Serbian actually got shit done

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>>131768000
>mfw Bosnia is Serbia's land of origin
>mfw it's populated by muslims
>mfw Serbs got cucked out of their homes by some Pomaks
Gee, I wish we didn't have a border with Turkey.

>>131768654
>he thinks we care
everyone knows you do
don't be coy now

>>131768608
But he was idiot.

>>131768739
what about this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGSEVM0Q4Cc

top cec

>>131768654
Then recognize it, Lazar. ;)

>>131760056
What is the problem with the Slovens again?

>>131767383
never

>>131766108
Prosuh kafu isusa ti jebem

>>131768779
Mladić was in siege of Vukovar. It took that idiot 3 months and 30k soldiers to take it. Only God knows how many tanks he had lost.

>>131768802
The politician do. Everyone doesn't care. Who would want land full of gypsies that have 25% lead poisoning, can't read or write and steal?
Best thing to do with Kosovo is to blow it up and make it a no-go zone.

>>131768802
the only thing Serbs care are the monastaries that were build there where are kings and nobles restif we had a device that plucks the monastarie out of the land and place it somewhere else in Serbia,I would't give a shit at all.
>>131768793
That's why we cucked you out of your territoty and settled here.

>>131768905
The Croats are butthurt about a court decision that they forgot to pull out of.

>>131768853
new ringtone

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>>131768548
>Croatian traitor
Why would I be a traitor if I realize that all of this could have been avoided. Personally I would have given you that part of the sea so that you can boost your economy with your ports and not have problems every time you want to pass through our waters.
To be honest I think this is just a big rouse from both our governments so they can mask the current political and economic disarray that is happening in both our countries

>>131769075
You did have Macedonia for some time, I'll give it to you, but now they prefer us more. ;)

>>131769118
Basically. In any case I just hope it gets resolved so our governments can't keep scoring easy nationalism points every few years.

>>131768905
They are mad that we got a free pass through their waters to trade with open sea and they can't fuck with us now anymore.

>>131768485
Anti-white*

>>131766108
hahahahahahah jebote bog

>>131768995
In siege of Vukovar 110 vehicles were destroyed,don't know how much of that number were tanks doe.
>>131768903
refer to>>131769075

Croats are Russian rape babies and Slovenia is a meme non-country shaped like a chicken with their only claim to fame being some underground shitty lizard.
Remind me why I should care again?

>>131768654
we do care though wtf is wrong with you

>>131769210
we brainwashed for eternety,also why should we care about them ??

>>131769452
why are you here? you wanted out of europe, so fuck off already.

>>131766475
No it won't, Rijeka is losing traffic because it has more corruption and shitty management and worse infrastructure than the port in Koper, and Koper being closer to every relevant destination is also a big deal since maritime transport is cheaper than trucks and trains. Also, Slovenia is a Schengen country.

Not saying that Slovenia has any more right to those four inches of sea than Croatia, but portraying this as anything but a dick measuring contest between Balkanites and Balkanites in denial is misleading.

>>131769469
People care only because of the monasteries and the kings and other nobles that are burried in those monasteries.Prove me wrong.

>>131769452
Because we are still not invaded by niggers.

>>131769452
You don't have to Anglo. Go post in the MUH RAMP thread. Also watch out for the truck of peace. I heard it's in UK again.

>>131769605
Oh I will you disgusting welfare nigger.

>>131769452
Slovenia is the only ex-Yugo country that is not shit tier.

>>131769452
I care because it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside when countries fight over our support in their disputes, a good break from hearing how evil and shitty we are and also 56%

>>131767622
Ours will be loaded with live ammunition, unlike the guns of those 4500+ yugo prisoners you're so proud to have "captured" during your "war or independence".

>>131769751
>is not shit tier.
North Serbia (Voyvodina)

>>131761844
Jelly much nobody's sucking yours?

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>>131769640
>more corruption than Koper
Holly fuck Rijeka must really be fucked then.

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>>131769819
Fuck off Hun go practise your throat singing somewhere else.

>>131760056

the free republic of liberland should decide tbqh

>>131769932
No
It is a meme country ffs

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>>131769932
>Liberland

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>>131760056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>131769567
Zaev isn't though.

>>131762993
>no curve
flat earth confirmed on live tv wow

>>131770193
Zoran Zaev?
He is a commie fuck. I hope that Macedonia get's turned into Analbania just to see it fall.

>>131770083
https://youtu.be/THakiqiWprA?t=2m18s

>>131769849
I live in Rijeka and work in maritime, and although there is corruption at some levels, the real things that fuck Rijeka (and Croatia in general) in the dry anus are nepotism, lack of professionalism and fucking dumb dumb people who still live in the 90's
>muh Vukovar
>muh war heores
>muh pope
Yeah, Croats are more religious than anyone in EU. Goddamn beaners of EU.

>>131770083
This whole situation just makes Serbia and Croatia look like giant assholes who won't let Liberland take a strip of land neither of them wants.

Probably because in case Liberland really did become a real nation, its economy would outgrow both Serbia and Croatia in less than a decade.

>>131770193
>Zaev
litteraly who?

>>131769800
its still shit tier

>>131770356
Well the dude that runs Liberland aims to create larger version of Monaco.

>>131770345
>right wing people are the problem
but rijeka is lefts heaven in croatia

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>>131769922
>fight alongside the Serbs for centuries against the Turks
>when their nation falls, invite them to your own country
>they will stab you in the back at the first opportunity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Migrations_of_the_Serbs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Szentendre

Feketehalmy-Czeydner Ferenc dindu nuffin wrong desu. Rác scum should be genocided and kicked back to Raska, where you belong, balkan scum.

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...just fucking give them the fucking bay, it's shit anyway

we have like 2000 km of coastline

god I hate this country

>>131760056
JANEZ AND ANTE, SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE

>>131763840
Every building in that country was made either by romans or venetians, congratz

>>131770779
>impying they have one
We will support Slovene bros hopefully

>>131770737
it has natural gas, doesn't it?

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>>131769932
Is this the rarest pol flag of them all?

>>131770461
on one hand, recognizing liberland would be fucking awesome to fuck with croats, but i am afraid that the rich from here would use it to escape taxes, so i guess no :((

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>>131770736
Lol funny that a Hun is telling me to go back from Vojvodina,whille you steppe niggers basicly come from Central Asia so fuck off rice nigger.

>>131770737
>Croatia
>a real country

You are a serb, bro

>>131771086
(you)

>>131770727
It's not really right-wing, it's just blaming the Serbs for everything, smiliar to how the Serbs like to blame the Vatican and Freemasons for everything (although I have to admit, their flair for the dramatic makes these stories a lot more entertaining).

And Zagreb is by far the most leftist place in Croatia, that's where most the students end up after all.

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>>131770946
t-thanks

>>131771017
so?protip: they find a way to escape taxes anyway

>>131766415
>Bosnia
>N/A

lol

>>131771120
But it's true, your language is Serbian with a meme words, and, maybe, a bit different pronunciation, but I not even sure

>>131770946
Actually, it was mostly Austrians.

And commies too, but they just stacked up a bunch of shit and called it bulidings.

>>131770969
kek
>>131770736
>start shit
>lose land
"OMG HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN FUCKING SERB SCUM".
>>131771219
pretty sure this would make it a lot easier.

>>131770976

No.

There were some rumors in 2009, but that's it.

>>131770946
does it matter, Constantinople was built by Greeks

>>131770736
>Invite them
But we where invited by the Austrian Archduke you lying fuck.And thus since we where on the Austrian side since like the beginning of time and it only makes sense we fought for the Austrians.Now this other country who had 700 years of a joint crown with YOU and not Austria but still fought for the Austrians....

>>131771348
idgaf then
good 4 them

>>131771297
If you are really Russian you would know that all Slavish languages are similar. We live next to each other of course they are even more so.

>>131771297
Shtkovian is Serbian dialect whille Kaikavian is Slovenian dialect,the only true Croatian dialect Chakavian

>>131765616
>i dont know why
because it's well meme'd, anon

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>>131771047
>implying you dont have central asian ancestry

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>>131771535
>t.

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>>131771535
>the only true Croatian dialect Chakavian
>mfw i am the true croat

>>131771313
Serbian got stuck with more meme-words because a lot of words common in old Croatian and Serbian were used as official words in the NDH, so they were scrapped from post WWII Serbian.

For example, Serbs used to call football "nogomet" same as Croats do, but after WWII it was changed to "fudbal" for some reason.

Another "meme-word" that everyone keeps laughing at is the word "munjara" being used for electric power plant back in the days while conveniently ignoring that Tesla also used that word.

>>131771486
Kek.

This is Belarussian. How many can you understand without using the google?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlXbKguAJYY

Hladzi siudy, popieł i pył
Usio heta ja adzin stvaryŭ
Sprabuj udychnuć, adčuješ - chymia
Laciać askiepki ad hranat
Ale mianie vam nie strymać

refrain:
Adziny šlach kab adtrymać adkaz
Usio nibyta suprać nas
Voś pačatak ery
Novaj ery (x2)
Ooooo oooo
Ja
Radyjoaktyŭny
Radyjoaktyŭny
Ooooo oooo

Kolki dzion i usio adno
Tvaje dumki - moj pałon
Dzień i noč zastać sia tut
I horad znik, znikaje čas
I šery dym akutaŭ nas
A voś i jon - kanie usiaho

refrain

Siła ŭnutry
Nad hałavoj śviatło
U našaj kryvi
Bjeć sia žyćcio

Russian is the same, but our orthography is more traditional, but pronunciation is very same. I understand the whole song.

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>>131760056

I have a solution. How about you give it all to Austria? Including Trieste. Then Italy, Slovenia and Croatia dont have to fight each other anymore.

>>131770727
don't be fooled. leftists barely won this last voting
still, unprofessional people are in high places, reducing industries slowly to dust.

>>131771701
was meant for
>>131771297

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>>131771605
He has some god tier names for his book

>>131771839
But you had one language in Jugoslavija except Macedonian and Slovenian - they are really different

>>131771766
i actually understand alot of words, i couldn't talk the language but i can understand lots of it for sure.

>>131771785
Bring back the Kaiser then we can talk. Right now Habsburgs can't even get involved in politics.

>>131771345
>start shit
u for real, nigga?
>>131771423
I don't blame Serbians for siding with the loyalists in 1703 or 1848, but you also betrayed them and started to build your own little empire and also took the opportunity to take Bácska, Hungarian-German land for 1000 years, so fuck you desu.

>>131771766
it should be chimija

>>131771766
well that one is really hard to understand but for example I can easily understand at least 40% of this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CnWwbeetE

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You literally have a nigger deciding the dispute between Croatia , and Slovenia. I love it ahahahahahhaahh xDDDDDDDDD

>>131771598
we have more finnic ancestry then central asian

>>131771785
As soon as you bring the monarchy back

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>>131772036
forgot pic

>>131771145
I don't see blaming serbs anywhere (I wouldn't see a problem in that either since they still have some influence in croatia among people in various positions). What I see wrong in croatia and also in slovenia is socialist mentality and people being stuck in 45' with their ustasi/domobranci vs partizani.

>>131770736
>>131771423
also, slavs were there before mongols, vojvodina was barely settled when serbs came. it's literally in line with the argument "FUCKING WHITES THIS IS NATIVE AMERICAN LAND".
>>131771598
>bulgars and serbs are the same nation
>bureaucrat education
>>131771701
i think before ww2 we called it "loptanje"("balling"), but foreign influence and other sports also played with balls making a breakthrough, "fudbal" stuck.
>munjara
fucking hell
>>131772036
because serbia decided to attack ah, not the other way around? also, i kinda wish you got stuck with vojvodina instead, borders would be aesthetic, but belgrade is too close to the border in that case.

>>131766392
Yeah, send our whole 430th division (our whole navy - one ship and a boat)

>>131772036
>Start genocide Northern Serbs because some hillbilly from Bosnia shot an Austrian(not even Magyar) prince
>Wah why are they not voting to stay in Hungary

really Ishtvan even the countries that you did not genocide(Croatia and Slovakia) voted to leave but you are only mad at Northern Serbs?Lol.

>>131772208
Those Slavs are not Serbs so i don't see your point.

>>131767401

And that's bad because.....? If the courts were seriously fucked with corruption and they said they wouldn't comply regardless what's the problem with them sticking around just in case you decided on growing up and being fair in the decision? God forbid you do that, though. They rightfully walked away. The court was bunk and null to start.

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>>131772208
>lol we are just terrorists, bro
>why would you want us to stop the terror attacks, are you some kind of an imperialist?
>>131772208
>serbs in voivodina before hungarians
before Hungarian there were Bulgarians, Croatians, Moravians, Avars, Gepids, Lombards and all kinds of people here, but Serbians are from Kosovo and Rácka and from the south and you know this very well you lying fuck

Even your fucking big empire had nothing to with Bácska, stop lying. You are just opportunistic westerner's lapdogs when it fits you and when Shqips do the same thing to you, you cry rivers. I really hate Shqips and would have nothing against Serbs on a personal level, but what goes around comes around.

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>>131772731
Serbs are not from Kosovo,Serbs are from Raska,Eastern Bosnia and Montenegro.Besides Vojvodina was always settled by Rysini and Bunjevci and why should one off the remaining Slavic minoreties be under Hungarian rule??

>>131768485

You're retarded. You have a NatSoc flag but you're too stupid and ignorant to remember that Hitler wanted to genocide all slavs except Croatia, which he considered honorary Aryans. He even let them have their own SS division.

Top kek you cuck.

>>131772299
this
>>131772378
i mean, the first known settlers since roman fucking empire are closer to serbs than to hungarians. also, giving that as i said vojvodina was barely inhabited when serbs came, that serbs probably already populated srem somewhat and that hungary lost the war, it's rightful serbian clay and mongols can fuck off.
>>131772731
princip didn't act with the support of the serbian government, austrians most likely had hints that the assasination will take place and conditions given to serbia were impossible to profill without giving up independence. they have sacrificed ferdinand so they would have a """reason""" to attack and got btfo, and you with them.
>>131772731
didn't say serbs, but slavs. serbs perhaps in srem, but a big maybe
also,
>bulgarians
the state yes, the people not
>croatians
no
>moravians
only after they were settled during hungarian rule to change the ethnic composition of the area(we tried to get rid of them and they hate us?WOW FUCKING SERBS!!11)
>avars, gepids, lombards
yeah
>but Serbians are from Kosovo and Rácka and from the south and you know this very well you lying fuck
that reading comprehension tho. stop claiming i said things i never said genghis.
>Even your fucking big empire had nothing to with Bácska, stop lying. You are just opportunistic westerner's lapdogs when it fits you and when Shqips do the same thing to you, you cry rivers. I really hate Shqips and would have nothing against Serbs on a personal level, but what goes around comes around.
slavs were there before hungarians, but not serbs. however, your actions caused you to lose it, not our fault you started a war with us.

>>131773195
Northern Serbs are mostly from Kosovo,Sumadians where to poor to migrate.

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>>131772299
>barely any Serbs left in Kosovo
>waaaaaaahhhh, how dare they, imperialistic westerners, why do they side with the inbred mudslime trash

>Voivodina mostly German and Hungarian, with absolutely no Serbs in the northern parts
>you deserve it you shitlords :^)
>>131773195
>Rác from Rácka claiming all the former Slavic land that was for a brief period in history settled by Bunyevác after the Germanic and Avar tribes and before the Hungarians, who lived there for 1000 years

top mental gymnastic

>>131770737

Surprised to see a Croat saying that, which I'm happy for.

Let's not forget we're still technically same people dating back a few hundred years.
We fought Turkmans together and stopped the complete takeover of Balkans.

>>131772094
As long as he's not yelling WE WAZ KANGS or is a sandnigger, I don't care.

>>131769792
Yeah sweet dreams, not going to happen. You are not even a real country and the only thing you pieces of shit are able to invade is your mother.

>>131773441
most people who live in Sumadija are actually Serbs from Northern Albania,even Karadjordje's family comes from North Albania

>>131773500
Thing is idgaf about Kosovo and never said that lol.

>>131773424
>your actions caused you to lose it
what caused us to lose it was the French grand design for the region to establish a powerful Petite Entente, loyal to France and Great Britain.

They didn't really give a fuck about Hungary or Hungarians, they wanted a strong Yugoslavia-Romania-Czechoslovakia to safeguard the region for their interests against Germany and Russia/the Soviets.

Slovenia looks pretty comfy. I'd go visit for a week or so.

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>>131760056
why does slovenia even exist

>>131763840
that looks like a comfy place to live.

>>131773870
Anon we would have still gotten Vojvodina even if we did not form Yugoslavia.

>>131773994
Cuz Tito died.

>>131760056
>trump not siding with Melania's home country
Very Fake News

>>131773622
>You are not even a real country
>flag

>>131772131
It's more of a thing in rural parts, but you're right, communist mentality is the ultimate problem. But not one that's going to get solved without something drastic happening.

A nice text, if you're up to date with your Croatian:
>https://kapitalac.wordpress.com/2013/12/03/struktura-biraca-u-hrvatskoj/

>>131773994
Because Tito gave them a state,just like Macedonia.

>>131773500
serbs were invited to stay in vojvodina, albanians came with the invader.
>>131773870
petite entente was after ww1, after you lost vojvodina. honestly, for a nation that came from fucking central asia you are very arrogant . you started a war while you ruled a territory that already history and a lot of ethnic serbs, you lost the war and giving the crimes your side has commiten and the crippling effects on the economy and population, you should be happy we didn't take fucking budapest for damages.

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>>131772731
>being this butthurt over not owning something that never was yours to begin with
Maybe would go better for you if you stick to areas acutally populated by Hungarians?

>>131767401
Wrong, president said she would ignore the ruling no matter what happens

>>131774406
*history of serbs living there, somehow left it out

>>131774406
How many Serbs from other parts settled in Vojvodina post-WWII?

Why don't we just unite these 2 countries already? Jesus, it would solve every problem, we're the only 2 normal countries from the ex-Yu and we're quite similar anyway. With the exception of some idiotic and prideful politicians, we get along very well too. We could make one beautiful country with pristine coast and gorgeous mountains.

>>131774856
eat shit and die

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>>131760056

https://youtu.be/-Lb9wiZ8gY0

>>131774834
300k Bosnain Serbs/Croatian Serbs after 90's.Nobody really likes them being here though.

>>131774856
nah, slovenians would feel oppressed since it would be like croats and serbs in the past
slovenes deserve their country to be independent, so do we.

>>131774834
idk the exact number, what does that have to do with what my post said?
>>131774856
this

>>131774856
Slovenes are our least favorite yugoslavs despite the fact that we had a war with the Serbs 20 years ago.

>>131774834
From South Serbia which villages were destroyed or just farming was imposible to do,but don't forget that glorius leader Tito brought shit ton of Croats here aswell from Dalmatia since Dalmtatia is Sahara tier when it comes to farming.

>>131775010
>croatian serbs

>>131774856

True, but the problem is also that Slovenia's infrastructure/industry is in far better state than Croatia's, so I dunno how it'd work out.

>mfw croatian niggers are butthurt as fuck
>mfw they can only autistically screech because of it
>mfw they believe their useless piece of a prime minister has any saying over Mama Merkel

It's a good day to be Slovenian and not a turkish rapebaby croat.

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>>131760056
no source, no truth then get out.

>>131760056
U S A
U S A
U S A

THANK YOU, DONALD TRUMP

>>131775224
>True, but the problem is also that Slovenia's infrastructure/industry is in far better state than Croatia's, so I dunno how it'd work out.
not really, i was in ljubljana 2 weeks ago, and i couldn't tell the difference from zagreb and ljubljana
the only thing that is different, you have less trash

>>131775199
I do not want to harvest 6 (you)'s because i called them Vlachshits again.

>>131775151
Well if you're into the history of the region, I was interested in how much volksdeutscher land was settled after the war, and were any Hungarians cleansed as well?

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>>131775265

Except Croats aren't Turkman rapebabies.

>>131775181
How can you hate us??
We basicly gave you guys gang culture :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXD_Rrm6qlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paRSC3q1PcI

>>131775265
(you)

>>131775452
Hello Hrvoje. Havin a good vacation in Slovenia?

>>131775397
You really believe that the Serbs in Croatia were originally Vlachs?

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>>131775005
top kek

>>131775575
Mhm.Heavily mixed with Vlachs anyway,there had to be some Serbs to Serbinize them.

>>131775459
I'm pretty sure you were responsible for the spread of tracksuit fashion throughout all of Slavdom as well.

>>131775573

Is that your only counter argument?

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>>131775452
D-delet this!!!

>>131775445
like i said, don't know exact numbers, but it happened and should be condemned. still doesn't give mongols a right to our clay.
>>131775705
>serbs are vlachs
>idgaf about kosovo
>fuck croatian and bosnian serbs
>autoshauvenistic rambling
canak, is that you?
>>131775759
i think that's more on polacks and russians.

>>131775659

We're one big dysfunctional family.

Still, in times like this, we can't start making enemies of each other... lest Turkmans invade again.

>>131775759
Most of gangsters wore clothes like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEHcpay3GoE

>>131775983
jej kurac čefur

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>>131775224
I was Ljubljana a month ago, small villages in Croatia have better central bus station than yours.
Seriously what was that.

We might have some shitholes in Lika and Slavonija but generally speaking I wouldn't say that your infrastructure is any better. If anything Istria, Međimurje, Zagreb and many towns in Dlamatia like Zadar, Split and Dubrovnik are the same if not better than Slovenia.

>>131775807
Absolutely, don't feel to devestated.

>>131775921
Only 90 IQ digit ape would think is Kosovo is rightful Serbian clay if he thinks Vojvodina is as well.
You didn't have them migrate to you parts to see them for what they are so stfu.
Bosnian Serbs fucked us over history every time but i don't mind them on an individual basis.

>>131776103

Oj domobranc

>>131774496
>Croat
>said
Yea suer. Croats are knows for being very trustworthy.

>>131776269
>flag

>>131775705
For all the popularity that meme holds among certain Croats, I find that most of it just came out of people not being aware that "Vlach" was never an ethnonym in Croatia, but a term similar to "barbarian". Kinda like "Wales" in Britain, or "Wend" in east Germany.

>>131776322
no (you)

>>131775181
I don't think so, I have yet to meet a single Croat irl who dislikes Slovenians, except those old 50+ boomers who eat everything TV news tell them to. I feel pretty liked when I go to Slovenia as well.

>>131774964
Why do you have to be mean Janez? :(

>tfw late for ex-yu shitstorm thread

>>131775452
You realise those were Muslim Croats attacking Christian Croats with Christian Slovenes coming in to relieve the defenders?

>>131776258
spizdi nazaj

>>131776322

>poverty serb

We should just fucking genocide muslims in Yugoslavia.

>Also Yugoslavia theread i guess

>>131776340
The same thing holds in Serbia.Thing is Military frontier was 55% Orthodox and 45% Cathlolic.Not 55% Serb and 45% Croat.Romanians,Greeks,Albos,and actual Vlachs where present.

>>131776572
calm down Janez Ibrahimovic

>>131760056
What is so bad about it. They got their corridor, and that is all they needed. Well this and that one house, but screw that one house.

>>131776572
(you)

>>131776252
you can make that argument on krajina, but vojvodina?are you autistic?
>You didn't have them migrate to you parts to see them for what they are so stfu.
nigga i'm from belgrade and the 76th generation of belgraders complaining about "dodjosi" are a 1000x worst.
>Bosnian Serbs fucked us over history every time but i don't mind them on an individual basis.
not really, it was never their choice.

>>131776572
Do you also kneel before your Asiatic masters in desperate need of shekels like the Serbs?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hGRjarq3eys

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>>131777079
haha it's too late we are just an Chinese enclave.

>>131777079

What are you on about? What asiatic masters? I'm not from Canada

>>131776977
Kosovo is historical Serbian land, same as so called """"Krajna"""""" was heart of old Croatian kingdom.

>>131777079
life is good being a neet isn't it

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>>131776737

I find it silly to argue about that little puddle.... it's about as stupid as the rest of Balkans fighting over clays.

>>131777244
Explain why this settlement is bad apart from thatbone guys house now being in croatia.

>>131777348
dej spizdi že nazaj dol

>>131777372

Bad? We got like 80% of Piranski Zaliv and nearly all land claims.

>>131777569
We got Joško.

>>131776977
How so?Vojvodina was a part of Hungary.Than Serbs inhabited it and because they become a majority it becomes a part of Serbia.
>inb4 we won it in a war
Nigger the people voted there in which country they want to stay.If they voted for Hungary it would have gone to Hungary despite the won war.

Than Kosovo,owned by Serbia,that the Ottomans.Serbia reclaims Southern Serbia but no Kosovo.Serbs start clearing out Southern Serbia of Mudslime Albos and they emigrate to Ottoman Kosovo.Kosovo becomes an Albanians majority and they leave.Where the difference???
>I'm from Belgrade
Ewwww.

>>131777641

We promised to help all affected, we will help him. Literally NOBODY wanted to be on Croatias' side, everyone in dilemma wished they'd be thrown onto our side. Once again, poverty serbs BTFO

>>131777569
Why is your press and pm so butthurt about it and why is op a faggot?