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LOOK WHO IS BACK.... AND ITS TINY ALSO

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NOW WE KNOW WHY SHIA IS SO MAD

http://web.archive.org/web/20170629132520/http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/upcoming-movies/shia-labeouf-busted-exposing-himself-while-taking-a-leak-in-the-ocean/news-story/e7662de162410499784ad037d9ca0670

Press K to kek
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>>131759291
This nasty nigger then washes his face with the urine
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>>131759369
Lmao
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>>131759291
Christ he is such a mess.
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>>131759291

Where is the flag Shia ?
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>>131759291
He looks kinda fat
No, I dont mean american-fat.
I mean dad-bod fat

What the fuck happened
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i think /pol broke this faggot..... look how he went full on Howard Hughes in a less dignifying way even.... what a looser
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i guess it's our job to find the uncensored version now right?
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>>131759785
Germany, if thats what you feel in your heart should be done, I guess thats what should happen... cat isnt going back in the bag now
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OP
>that flag
>that link
>that autistic writing

It looks about 4 inches flaccid, and more girls have touched it than have even looked you in the eye.
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>>131759291
>>131759369
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Show me his Jew benis
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>>131759291
Is he on an early phase of becoming a pajeet?
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>>131759944
Ahoy, wha' did ye say about me ye farrgin' Australian nancy? ye should walk th' plank fer yer actions t' unrelentin' queer.
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>>131760040
Pretty much this...
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Shia has evolved into his final form. Now, if he were on a street corner arguing with a wall nobody would give him a second glance, for he truly has become a crazy homeless person.
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>>131759944
>Australia
>thinks that's pretty big
Why do you embarrass your self so much Australia?
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Next season when?
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>>131760290
>never been in a locker room.

His dick is normal
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>>131759291
Why the fuck do retards insist on peeing into bodies of water?

Like why can't you just piss in the bushes or behind a tree? If you're just whipping your cock out anyways why the hell do you insist on peeing into a place where people are swimming or possibly drinking from.
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>>131760290
>judges a dick by how big it is while flaccid
MUH
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>>131759291

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>>131760290
I thought it was gonna be micro penis level but like wtf....
It's just an average dick dude. what's the big deal
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>>131760587
So now you have seen Shia's dick, you are cucked by Shia now
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>>131759944
>>131759369
>>131759291
>Pees on the river
>Washes his face
What did he mean by this?
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>>131759291
>haha tiny penis
why are you obsessed with cock?
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>>131759944
This is true, flaccid penis are small when not aroused. Maybe US anons penis don't work because of they are too fat.
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>>131759291

>judging a flaccid dick
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>>131760587
>average

Dicklets will never learn...
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>>131759944
>taking a piss
>not holding your dick

might as well drop your pants to your ankles and pull your shirt up
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>>131759944

t. Penis expert
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I think /pol/ broke this man.
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>>131759944
ITS HUUUGE
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>>131761294
t. faggot
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>>131759944
Ooh what a cheeky, playful little penis! Look at it, isn't it lovely darlings? Let's take it prisoner in our boy holes. Let's snatch it
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>>131759944
maybe he's a grower not a shower
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>>131759291
>about an unlucky crab fisherman who sets out to help a young man with Down syndrome get into a professional wrestling school

To cast Shia as Downy was a brilliant move. He can just be himself. And maybe he was taught wrestling, so he'll be the official tard wrangler soon
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>>131761253
I'm sure Hollywood beat us to it
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>>131759944
>It's bigger than mine
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>>131759291
i am happy he is back to carbs
he was seriously becoming a lunatic with that crossfit and primal trash
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>>131761476
goooooooooooooooooooooood god, that is seriously the gayest thing I have ever read. Are you an expert in sounding gay as humanly possible? I dont even think Richard Simmons could sound that fucking gay, and he is gay as fuck. You should check your anus because I am almost positive, and I am sitting half the world away, that you have a benis in your anus as we speak. You might need some primepence to un-gay your self, and im not even sure if that would work. Holy shit..
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Is this one of those ancient jewish tricks?
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>>131760485
>drinking ocean water
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>>131760988
This.

ITT: women that don't know how dicks work
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>/pol/ is still stalking Shia after all this time

Memes may come and go but some things never change.
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>>131760485
Drinking saltwater
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>>131759944
Average male hand is 3.3 inches
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>>131759291
its been more than 6 months since the alt right and the meme gang asaulted him and hi's art project

Their ranks where to big and they had way to much free time, even when going home, Shia found himself watching the live stream of "he will not devide us", looking at those alt right neo nazis

lowly Shia became a broken man, he assaulted a minor on stream, and not much later his strean was canceled, he reopened the stream, the trolls got him again in less than a week

now six months later Shia has realized what he trully must do to defeat donald trump, He must become indian

He reaches the shore, he unzips his pants, and he starts to urinate in the water, after he is done he reaches down, and washes his hads in pee water, he raises his hands, and tuches his face while thinking that from now on everyone should call him "Shajeet Labhattacharyya"

he leaves the shore as a new man. with a new name
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Why does /pol/ hate Sunni LeFluff?
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>>131759687
He's lazy hippy fat. Low T
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>>131760485
There are worse things than piss in rivers and oceans m8 lad.
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WHO'S THE MAN BEHIND THE CAMERA
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>that dude that says every other dudes dick is tiny
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>>131759944
All this time, I thought he had a vagina.
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>>131762392
I remember when I was like 11 looking up "average penis size" to see how I compared. I didnt realize that the average of 6" was when erect and was ashamed of my 5 inch flaccid penis. It wasn't until years later I realized I had a huge cock.
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I'm never swimming in the ocean now.
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>The controversial actor stars alongside Dakota Johnson and Bruce Dern in the flick, about an unlucky crab fisherman who sets out to help a young man with Down syndrome get into a professional wrestling school.

wat? who writes these movies
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>>131762628
Probably Shia's pedo dad.
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>>131759944
I measured his hand width and triangulated his postion based on the stars

he is below average height therfore his hands must below avergae too so his flaccid penis size is below average

EXPOSED MATERIAL STRAIGHT TO TMZ
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>>131763208
Wow guys hands are that small? Mines 4 across and I thought I had small hands. Also great post
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>>131763021
It was never his dad, it was his voice acting coach during the "Even Steven". Years. I'm not sure how you guys got that confused.
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a wild shia appears
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>>131763208
God bless this mess.
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>>131760485
I used to shit in the ocean when I was between residences.
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>>131759369
>>131760791

His Mom is a fucking gypsy. He's probably been scrubbing his face with piss for years.
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>>131759944
Even when he's hard he has a tiny peepee x
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>>131763208
Make me Kek. If you want to get real autistic about it and get a more accurate size just compare his hand to the size of something with a set size like a soda can or something.
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It's interesting how everyone on 4channel claims to have a penis in the 99th percentile. Be confident in yourselves, fags. You don't need to lie about penis size on an anonymous forum.
>tfw 5.25" penis
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>>131763990
and have you stopped and gave the thought a chance that it might seem for you that everyone here has a huge dick BECAUSE only people with genuine huge dicks feel the need to talk about it?

http://howlongismyschlong.com/
https://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/

also just to fuck with you I'm genuine 7.2 but with mild ED because PE gave me mild venous leak
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>>131763990
7.5
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>>131763990
ok, lets get real about it then, I have an 8" penis, average girth. Im a shower & a grower. I am almost positive someone is going to say im lying.... in 3....2.....1.
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You guys have been fucked in the head by porn.
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(((They))) built him up, we broke him. Just look at what he's become, Christ.
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>>131759944
You think that's big enough to create a neovagina?
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That's a normal sized penis sir, probably around 6-6.5 inches erect.
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I actually like him since his first performance art with him not being famous anymore. Please hang out with me Shia
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>>131764780
>that I.D.
You've barbecued too much THC if you think you can guess his erect size from flaccid.
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>>131763990
5.5 here anon your not alone.

>mfw this thread is the worst of /b/ and /r9k//
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>>131764978
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>>131759291
my dick looks slightly smaller than that when flaccid and i grow to 6.8"

i really doubt he's small
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>>131763766
wtf is that movie ?
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>>131762044
fucking pussy can't handle a lil bit of salt?
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>>131759291
>this is what /pol/ can do to a man
JUST
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>>131759758
He's been broken ever since he appeared on Nymphomaniac Vol. 2
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A FUCKING GRAPEJUICE BOTTLE
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>>131759291
J U S T
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>>131762392
Wrong hans, my hands are 4.3 inches and my penis is 7.5 inches.
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Solid 7 with curve here probably 7.2-3 if it was flattened out. Flaccid size does not matter.
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>>131765906
you dumb retard can't measure

http://www.theaveragebody.com/average_hand_size.php
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>fucking /pol/ debating Shia's dick size.
You here Shia?
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>>131759944
>>131759944

LOOOL THATS NOT FLACCID YOU IDIOTS

THATS ALMOST FULLY ERECT. Look at the piss stream. He's about as hard as you can be before you can no longer piss. LOOL.

>>131760988
>>131760964
>>131761294

Shit, do you guys have dicks? You can see how swollen his cock is?

He's at like 5 or 6/10 on the boner scale

SHIA, JUST STOP
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>>131761253
He was getting fucked in the ass by Hollywood way before we got to him.
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>>131760290
When did he say that was pretty big?
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>>131763766
>>131759944
>tfw way smaller flaccid but way bigger erect

>>131765338
nymphomaniac
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>>131766338
>Shit, do you guys have dicks? You can see how swollen his cock is?
my dick looks like that completely flaccid. shower, not grower. I'm not big at all; 5 inches hard, I literally gain like an inch
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>>131763766
that's not tiny
do the same stance yourself or even just sit down and watch inches disappear
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>>131759942
Anyone with a new flag is a FAGGOT.
Agreed
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>>131763990
6.5, but I'm a chink
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ITT: everyone has an above avg dick
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>>131763990
I'm about 8 but have chronic impotence and was circumcised at like, age 22 so my penis looks deformed unless it's hard.

Really the obsession with cut and uncut and size is deeply unhealthy.
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>>131759291
He looks like he got fucking shipwrecked, as if he is stranded. LOOK AT THE HACK OF HIM!
This is too funny.
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>>131759369
>After LaBeouf finished his business and zipped his pants up, he was seen bending down to rinse his hands off in the water.
>Because he’s classy like that.
Nice false flagging.
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>>131762481
He was jacked like 2 years ago.
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>>131767050
>was circumcised at like, age 22 so my penis looks deformed unless it's hard.
jesus fucking christ but why
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>>131759944
Checked

he's cut
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>>131759944
>flaccid
You can see the gland so it's obviously erect you retard.
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>>131759291
He's been naked in a movie before. What's the big deal?
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>>131759291
Are those designer homelss man clothes ?
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>>131759944
id be fuckin mortified if some one taken a dick pic of me peeing and it spread all over the internet, fuck this guy just cant get a break.

and the worst thing about it, hes only in that island to get away from /pol/ but look here we are laughin our asses off.
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>>131759758
But HH reverse engineered ayy-lmao fastwalkers.

Shia reverse engineered his career as a Mouse-Cadet.
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>>131767296
Foreskin too long plus was a little too constrictive to retract until mid teens. Still salvaged a functional cock out of the whole ordeal, I've seen pictures of people ten thousand times worse off than me.

But as for the cut/uncut meme:

I've experienced the ins and outs of both. I found uncut to be too sensitive for practical use. People pretend it is like losing your soul or something and it really isn't. As far as being "deformed" i'm being dramatic, it's a bit pointy when soft. But it's straight as an arrow and a decent girth.
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>>131767636
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>>131760791
He will not divide us
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>>131766126
>>131765906
>>131764499


I don't know why we try so hard for digits here, if you want to see repeating 7's on 4chan all you have to do is bring up penis size.
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>>131759944
what a nice cock
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>>>131759291
>>131767476
Shia la cut
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>>131767050
Did you enjoy the feeling of having sandpaper for underwear after the snip? i really liked that part. Plus i had to explain to my gym teacher, who was a criminally hot blonde, that i can't do sports right now because of my dick at the tender age of 16.
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Shia lacock
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>>131768053
regarding benis size, you'd think repeating 4's would be more popular since this is an asian website
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>>131760134
>>131760290
Changing your flag doesn't change your ID your fuckhead.
>getting pointed out by a bananahead
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>>131763990
hi shia
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>>131768225
My live-in gf bought me really expensive underarmor shit and I had some gauze on it for a while.

The scariest thing was peeling the gauze off after the first few days and being terrified I was pulling out chunks of my frenulum or something. Literal panic.
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>>131767658
>hes only in that island to get away from /pol/
There are entire strata of irony in this sentence
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>>131759291
is he going through his transitional period? soon he will poo without loo. punjabi thebeef
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>>131768498
>peeling the gauze
ooh, yeah. That's another fun memory.
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>>131763990
7.6 here. I have a BBC (Big British Cock)
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>>131763208
the hand is tilted retard
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??
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is Shia now an Indian tier street shitter?
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>>131763990
Who is more likely to post their dick size and be honest? Small, average or big?
Everyone on the internet is 6inch+.

19cm here.
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>>131760290
That's a normal penis. You obviously haven't encountered nudity outside of your cuck porn addiction
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>>131763766
If you looked at the dick first instead at the tities you are a closet homo and you know it.

>Wish i could suck a dick secretly.
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3.5 inches here
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>>131759291
Topcuck
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>>131769433
What tits? i don't see any.
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>>131769433
>Kekistani
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>>131759291
lol oh my
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>>131761586
I thought you made that up. That sounds retarded as fuck
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>>131763990

obviously you are simply not going to post it if you have a small dick so it's a self-selecting group

7 inches here (but still a 26 year old virgin so whatever)
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>>131769516
Little ones but tits.

You dont like them? Youre homo.
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>>131759944
It could be worse, but keep in mind that he's a manlet. Things would look different on a normal sized human.
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>mfw I have a dick thats 6 inches flaccid and it's bigger than some rich and famous hebrew

Feels good mens
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>>131763990
7in. you mad?
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>>131759944
>>131767476
>>131768157
>>131767050
>>131767296
>>131767832
>>131768225
>>131768498
>>131768938
Shia doesn't look cut to me I see foreskin.
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I'm US
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even though im only 3.6 inches im happy that its bigger than average
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>>131767636
The breakdown started back in 2013. He's been trying to look homeless ever since
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>>131770369
reminds me of that post where the guy says his benis is so small that women cry when he puts it in them and that's his fetish
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>>131769433
That's because were talking about the dick, faggot.
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>>131769433
You check for the boner first to see if it's legit porn or just mainstream movie. Nothing gay you projecting queer.
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>>131769762
Okie doke. guess i'll go install grindr.
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>>131759944
Isn't he a manlet, too? I think some of you are off on your inches. I'm going with 3-3.5 inches.
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>>131763990

Hammer met nails.
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>>131770632
to be fair I think if you're debating cocks on the internet you've probably got a little gay somewhere in you
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>>131771309
I'll give you that.
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>>131768312
>378x444
kek
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>>131761804

Please take him away to the gay gulag and begone the two of you degenerate maniacs.
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The inside story on you young fascists is a lot of you ended up in shock humour/lonely dude forums that nazi recruiters joined. It’s not a fucking puzzle, all the history is on the sites. There you crossed ur nerdy hobbies with ur nerdy resentment. Bunch of fucking nerds with your dipshit teenage beefs probably started with a resentment of woman who won’t speak to you and now you think you have become POI radicalized.
So how did it happen? How did you become a fucking nazi? A bunch of real Nazis whispered poison in your ears while becoming your only community, your only “friends”. And they used multiple levels to make irony and bigotry and fascism more acceptable by drowning it in “oh we’re just joking” So you combine all this with capitalizing on isolated nerd dude resentment and even deeper isolation, BAM nazi.
You can talk to any former “chan” boy and they can tell you how it went from “shotty shock humor” to “white supremacist recruitment”. The “lol only normies care about hurting others attitude” + the general nerd male resentment of these communities. Its prime fertile ground for actual Nazis to grow. People talk about pol, but you need to see the various communities converge. R9K’s “who wont woman fuck me” bs “anything goes and anyone who gets mad is just a normie” vs endless outbursts of anger at everything. Pol here becomes less of an isolated phenomenon and more of a natural end point for all these circles crashing into one another. And pol, also being its own thing, emans it is rolled back into those communities amplifying your worst aspect then roll it back into pol.
So essentially you have an online pressure cooker to turn your typical teenage nerdy bullshit into honest to god fascism. The surrounding of hateful idedas, the detachment from the harm you do? Turning them into “just jokes” becoming your only friends and that just your community you can see it in many others but again your not a fucking mystery
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>>131773365
tell me more of your hot opinions
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/pol/ going full "MUH DICK"
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>/pol/ - Celebrity Penises
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>>131773365
you stay in your degenerate fag land all you want, let us have a land of merit, order, and justice
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>>131773480
HOL UP
>*Smacks lips*
What youse tryin' to say is
>*gets banished from Trumpland*
What you youngins is saying
>*flees to Arctic circle*
That the inside story is
>*rapes a penguin*
That It’s not a fucking puzzle
>*finds a remote Lapplandian log cabin and eats inhabitants*
That a bunch of fucking losers
>*barricades inside the isolated cuckshed*
That fascists crossed nerdy hobbies
>*laughs shotty shockingly*
That a bunch of real Nazis whispered
>*browses lonely dude grindr profiles*
That a bunch of fucking nerds
>*grinds on a piece of log*
That isolated nerd dude resentment and isolation
>*harasses and abuses teens from a remote barricaded cuckshed*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*sips iced tea from kettle*
That an online pressure cooker former “chan” boy general nerd male resentment dipshit teenage shock humour irony and bigotry and fascism wont woman fuck me just jokes a fucking mystery
>*picks nose with tongue*
That we wuz
>*commits sudoku*
LONELY DUDEZ N SHYT
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>all the mad dicklets itt
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>>131773931
wtf i'm lonely now
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>t. mad small ballers
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>He is staring in a movie about a downtrodden crab fisherman who helps train a man with downs syndrome for professional wrestling school.
Wut
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>>131774855
seems like he used mad-libs to create a plot
>>
there's nothing wrong with having a small dick as long as you know how to use it. My dick is only 3 inches but I fuck better than guys with cocks twice my size
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>>131759291
I'm guessing shia plays the young man with down syndrome
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>>131763990

>dat feel when half a thumb when flaccid and 4 inches when erect

I just want to die like every single day.
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>>131775270
haha i was worried i was going to be the smallest at 3.5 but i guess we're nearly the same size. guys should speak up! small ones are ok! let the world know and have pride in your body
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>>131761723
That doesn't mean anything. Kebabs have notoriously small dicks
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>>131760791
it's like when a nigger tribe poops towards an enemy as an insult. Shia is insulting us and taunting us to come after him.
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>>131759291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Snh6BmH8s
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>>131765415
I can... But my kidneys can't....
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>a tread with almost 200 replies debating some jew's dick on /pol/
whew
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>>131775477
I have like a one inch flaccid cock, but I'm 7.5" hard. Sort of embarrassing.
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>>131774855
Found a pic of the screenwriter.
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4.5 inches. I was kind of bummed at first but the Filipino average is like 4 inches so I'm half an inch above the power curb
>t. Flip
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>>131766492
>that feel when 5.3 inchs flacid
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>>131767497
>what is circumsision
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>>131762413
I legit choked on my coffee while reading the last two paragraphs. Holy shit that's funny.
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>>131766338
>eternal leaf
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>muh shia
>cuckistan flag
kindly kys
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>>131767497
>You can see the gland so it's obviously erect you retard.

1. It's "glans", retard.
2. The [uncircumcised] foreskin can retract without an erection.
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>>131761476
>Mad max posters
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>>131776306
Same here.

Flaccid, it's like 2" (also uncut), but hard its 8" and fat as fuck. Like, it can't fit in a 32oz Gatorade bottle. I'm talking like 5" circumference. I'm also 6'2", so it doesn't look proportionally big, and I was so fucking scared to show it my first girlfriend. I was sweating bullets when it came time to get my first blowjay at 16. I unzipped and let her pull him out. I laid back, wincing, waiting for laughter, but was met only with silence. I opened one eye and see her just staring at it. "What's wrong?" "I don't think I can do this", she said. "....you're huge." Been confident ever since.
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>>131760476
>>131760509
>>131760587
>>131766444
>>131768401
>>131769399
Nice work Shia Dick Defense Force
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>>131759369
>>131759944

>taking a leak in the already shitty ocean
>and then washing his face with the same water he pissed in
>not taking a leak on a tree like a proper human being
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>>131759944
shut up kangaroo kike
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>>131763766
You know that this is not his real peen? It's CG magic according to Lars (even tho Shia supposedly was very eager with his audition tape).

He was already naked in one of those videos and always wears gay nike pants... the only surprise is bathing in his own piss.
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>>131764499
Right that's mine as well along with most if not all of my mates, is this just the average size these days?
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>>131763990
>Tfw 4.5
I'm Asian, so it's average.
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>>131759369
not a big deal
body of water was big
probably only few elemental-urines made contact with his face
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>>131776400
Couldn't be, it's not starring Adam Sandler.
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>All these insecure manlets calling it small
It's average. Possibly even above average

t. check the flag
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4Chan has driven the sand nigger crazy as bush nigger , shitting and eating where he lives. Where does it stop ? A broken homeless ex rich HollyFAG Jew , Jewed by his own brain farts !! God somebody anybody send him a care package in Australia with a bar of soap , toothpaste , TP and China White so he can kill himself already . Stop him from making any more cuck movies !!
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Damn /pol/, you broke him.
A beautiful thing...
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I am honestly about 2 inches flacid and maybe 3 inches erect. Not much dofference. It just gets hard andd goes up.
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>>131785174
>manlets
*dicklets, use correct terminology, sodomite
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>>131773365
Your words work well on progressive bigots.
'Freedom of thought/expression' terrify you.
Perhaps you should ask yourself why.
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>>131773365
Hi, Shia
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>>131773365
Look everyone Rick KEK Wilson thinks he has it all figured out.... but you dont Rick and you never will.
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>>131759291
HWNDU season 7:castaway
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my dick is weird. My flaccid can be less than 2 and very thin (basically looking like a micro baby dick) but erect it's 6.5. I wish it would be normal flaccid. I've never seen an adult who's penis changes as much as mine. It's kinda cool
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