/ptg/-PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: Psycho Fuckin Joe Edition

HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back!
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3003
H.R. 3003: No Sanctuary for Criminals Act
>Defunding federal grants from Sanctuary Cities/States/Districts and allowing citizens to sue those entities if they don't enforce federal immigration laws
>Cities in red states like Texas and Arizona will probably feel the pressure to change policies, Dem coastal strongholds like California and New York/Jersey will likely take the financial hit
https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/115/hr3004
H.R. 3004: Kate’s Law
>Imposes MUCH harsher minimum sentences on criminal illegal aliens who repeatedly ignore deportation orders and commit violent or dangerous crimes
>Tough penalties will create a massive deterrent to new arrivals
Voting begins at 1:30 PM and ends at 5:30 PM.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
Stay tuned!

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>>131756449
> Just one question. How did you get parts of Arab land if my eyes are fine

The same way Portugal got any other land. The two thing that gave Portugal the edge were: bigger, faster and more powerful ships and longer range and more reliable canons. So it basically went like this:

> travel farther than any other power
> send a scout inland to check the strength of the defenders
> take a beach, bay or another position you can defend from sea
> build a fort, squash any opposition
> establish trade with the locals

Notice how England went deep into Africa while Portugal stuck to the coastline all around Africa, in India, Middle East and east Asia all the way to Japan

Same strategy as present day America btw. Power projection to defend trade routes.

Come to this one first
>>131757342
>>131757342
>>131757342

They really have angered the Don
Goddamn fools

>>131757548
Just say you're based Portugal
It's not egotistical or boasting if it's true

Someone post the trump scarface coke pic.

Don't respond to thread derailers you retards

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I wasn't ready for this Trump pushback on /ourguy/

it's impressive that that tweet was in rhyme

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https://www.pscp.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1BRJjWnXPmBxw

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INTO THE FIRES OF FOREVER
WE WILL FLY THROUGH THE HEAVENS
WITH THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE WE STAND STRONG TOGETHER
THROUGH THE FORCED OF POWER IT WILL SOON REACH THE HOUR
FOR VICTORY WE RIDE - FURY OF THE STORM

FOR VICTORY WE RIDE - FURY OF THE STOOORM

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>as many replies as likes
>only 10k likes after 40 minutes

Everyone is finally turning on him!

>>131757385
Has anyone tried to shit talk Melania over the plastic surgery thing?

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/880418673952948225
>>131757814
He's really proud of his country.

>I SAID NO!
The emperor has spoken.

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GET YOUR SNACKS READY FOR TONIGHT LADS

THE TRAVEL BAN ACTIVATES AT 8PM EST

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>>131757385
Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

>both OPs were trumpostan
today's going to be fun. too bad i need to sleep soon

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>>131759518
kek, savage Trump

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The Tedverse is expanding

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LOW IQ CRAZY MIKA
PSYCHO JOE


MAR-A-LAGO
THREE NIGHTS IN A ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WE POETS NOW

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UNSTOPPABLE!
UNSTUMPABLE!

I didn't realize Trump went full Dr. Seuss on that before I heard Scott read it

>>131759514
>some refugees

Doesn't it ban most refugees? I doubt most of them have family/employer ties to the US.

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the tweets rhyme

>>131759518
>Everyone is finally turning on him!

kek

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The rest of the world is ashamed for you

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>>131759585
Fuck 8pm we got real shit at noon!
>>131757447

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HAPPENING TODAY:

>TRAVEL BAN goes into effect at 8PM ET
>HR 3003 - NO SANCTUARY FOR CRIMINALS ACT passing in the house
>HR 3004 - KATE'S LAW passing in the house
>HEALTHCARE work is ongoing, expect a new draft and potentially a VOTE tomorrow
>SAVAGE Trump tweet storm ongoing
>Psycho Joe and Low IQ Mike BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY
>NO MÁS SUCRE POR MEXICO SENORITAS
>CNN is dying before our very eyes

Can this day get any better??!?!!

>>131757385
>>131759291

/pol broke this man, now he is washing his face with urine, went full on howard hughes

>>131759649
We don't care

The fact Trump went full Dr. Seuss on that tweet is the funnies shit.

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>>131759649
Good. They should be ashamed.

>>131759670
Stick the CSPAN link under the HRs
https://www.c-span.org/video/?430476-2/us-house-meets-legislative-business
It's our point of no return

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>be american
>wake up early for work
>the president is already btfoing people who deserve it
i don't want this 16 years to ever end. this is beautiful.

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>>131757385

He is better than Hitler.

He is nearing Genghis Khan levels of bantz.

>>131759670
Joe goes psychotic and kills Mika.

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THE TWEETS RHYME

BASED DILBERTMAN

I
SAID
NO
!

His tweets hit my local MSNBC station as "BREAKING NEWS".
The female co-anchor (of color) was "left speechless" and the male (cuckboy) co-anchor thought it was unpresidential.
Western Washington is a hellhole.

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These tweets about Morning Joe is another fine example that shows how unpresidential and unprofessional Trump is. This man should have never been allowed to run. He is still so quickly butthurt when people criticize him, it would have been laughable would it not have been so sad and pathetic.

As a public figure you should just ignore these people, be the bigger person. He is not capable of letting something slip. People will continue to criticize him. People like poking him till the point that he gets mad again.

Not surprised if Trump got bullied a lot at school.

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>>131759600
Did you stay up till Okeefe released the video?
I dunno even what time he released that yesterday

>>131759670
new O'keefe vid today, I think

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>>131759649
And we don't give a shit, just like we never give a shit what other countries think of us. And you know what, we never will

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>>131757385
Cringe as fuck Mr. President. Even regardless of his position, this kind of catty social media feuding is feminine as hell. Disappointed.

>>131759681

We don't care

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>>131759649

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>>131759547
fuck now i want a Zyklon Ben painting of Psycho Joe and IQ-Low banging on Trump's doors on New Year's Eve.

how long until trump starts insinuating joe is a murderer?

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>>131759697
>we
A FUCKING LEAF

Trump is unhinged, this can't go on!

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>>131759614

>>131759649
and we care why?

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>>131759360

W-we are still gonna watch him every morning, r-right??

>>131759814
With Lori's ghost

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LITERAL POETRY!

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Will Joe arrive at the White House at high noon to restore the honor of his fiance?

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>>131757385 Mah Womenz...

But only if she is a liberal then she a dumb redneck.

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>>131759681
I KNOW
I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN

nmy fucking sides will never recover

>>131757385
>she was bleeding badly from a face-lift
Holy fuck lmao

>>131759814
He may do that when Joe finally snaps.

>>131759614
why does trump's standing posture always make it look like he is hanging from a coathook?

>>131759772
It released at like 2:00 EST.

But what became of dilbertman

>>131759857
>sexist

pfftt

>>131759835
>urethral penetration

No penis stop

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>>131759857
What the fuck, Sean?

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>>131759649

>ROTW

SOON

>>131759820
Dual citizenship nigger. Things are looking good down there probably gonna move back whe I'm done my cheap Canadian subsidized schooling

>>131759649
all Trump has to do is not get the U.S into a war and that alone would make him a better President then the previous 4. it's Bush,Obama,and Hillary that has fucked the world....especially Europe right now.

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>>131759835
We need to see his response tomorrow morning
I hope its within the 1st 30 mins, cause I usually turn it off after when its a shitty episode.

>>131759923
he's live now
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjWnXPmBxw

already reacted to the tweets. he's giddy and constantly giggling about it

>>131759946
>Sean Spicier

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>>131759857
>sexist attacks against hosts
>hosts
Joe confirmed to be a woman.

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Guys, I got a new image for you!

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>>131759518
Yeah, I honestly wish the Comey days were back. At least then he wasn't acting tweeny with journalists and pushing shitty legislation.

Seriously, the Dems have a PERFECT opportunity to replace Pelosi NOW. I might switch if they put CIS White Man Tim Ryan in.

>>131759820
THE DARKEST TIMELINE

has anyone made any Russia claims at him recently?

sexist is the new one, they're going back to the usual "Trump's mean tho!" stuff.
We're winning.

>>131759885
>she was bleeding badly from a face-lift
I don't get it. Help me out here, is it a figure of speech?

>>131759935

lmao that's the edit from?

>>131759637

He should make all his shitposts rhyme in the future

>>131759895
hes actually lowkey levitating

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>>131759649
What wrong world, can't handle America?

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>>131759901
thanks
wow 2 more hours, good thing I went to sleep at 12:30 from what he stated.

More like Murderin Joe. Don't forget he killed an intern

http://investmentwatchblog.com/remember-joe-scarboroughs-intern-lori-klausutis-found-dead-in-his-office-while-he-was-a-representative-now-a-cold-case/

>>131759814
Just commission him, that's where most of the meme heavy comics come from

>>131759983

same, I close if after the second break

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Bring it, Dahnald!

>>131759994
Shit

Joe BTFO by POTUS
Joe BTFO by Hannity

>>131759774
What's the bet it's a psycho Joe clip

>>131760109
>tfw Trump got inspired by Hannity to shit talk Psycho Joe

First pic related and now this. Prepare for a BARRAGE of Trumps a misogynist from the media.

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>>131759670
>Can this day get any better??!?!!

Perhaps if the digits allow.

>>131760078
Arrest the lawyers

>Iran taking pot shots at T-Rex
Does NOBODY research the people they are fucking with?
It's like nobody rembers what he did to Venezuela

>>131760054
Threadly reminder that Psycho Joe Scarborough was desperate enough to actively engage wikipedia editors to get that bit of history out of his wiki bio.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joe_Scarborough/Archive_02
http://archive.is/W4V2U

>Joe Scarborough again. Though I am pleased that 50% of my life as described by Wikipedia no longer involves an event that I had absolutely nothing to do with, I am surprised that Wikipedia continues to allow Gamaliel to remain an administrator when she has shown such bad faith in this matter. The following sentence she wrote in this section is simply false:

>If national magazines, newspapers, and radio programs can mention this, why can't Wikipedia? Gamaliel 23:06, 16 March 2006

>One magazine mentioned Lori's death and it issued a retration with an apology from James Wolcott. Why? Because they were facing a libel lawsuit if they did not. No newspaper has EVER suggested I had anything to do with Lori's death. There has never been a hint of my involvement. I can't speak to radio programs but I would guess they would have called me if they had broached this subject. I brought it up on Don Imus's show three years ago. But of the hundreds of thousands of words I have uttered on TV, radio, on the floor of Congress and in speeches all across America, I hardly think a throw away line in 2003 justifies 7% of my bio being polluted by your suggestions that have placed me in a false light on Wikipedia for years. I continue to ask why you are so obsessed when your history of activity on my sight casts Wikipedia in the worst of light.

>>131760023
Go to your doujin site of choice, use tags urethral penetration and loli. Guarantee it's the top rated one.

I'm at work else I'd look it up.

>>131759697
just when i thought you couldn't be anymore of a leaf...

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>>131760043
No, this world is literally going to die

wtf I live in hyrule now

>>131759649
It amuses and perplexes me when other countries act like America should care about what they think, especially the European ones

America could conquer all of Europe in a few days if they really felt like it, have the worlds most powerful military and production capabilities/natural resources reserves etc

And America is supposed to care about the rest of the worlds opinion?!

HA

>>131757447
Soon...

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>>131760054

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>>131760158
forgot pic

>>131760078
That moment when Homeland Security and ICE are ready to deal with illegals.

ICE ICE baby

>>131760109
The question is why. This is obviously coordinated, but the main source of ire should be CNN, the bantzs are good but seem misplaced.

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>>131760078

>>131759749
?

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>>131759697
>We

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GINGERS THAT CONVERT TO ISLAM

>>131759772
yes, part 2. but i wanna to crazy stuff friday so i need more sleep

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>>131760109


lel

>>131760144
What if it is CCTV footage of Psycho Joe's Office on the night of Lori Klausutis' murder?

1:15PM Briefing with National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster and National Economic Director Gary Cohn on President Donald J. Trump's Upcoming Foreign Travel
Off-Camera (not for broadcast or audio)

2:00PM Press Briefing with Principal Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders and Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin
On Camera

Buckle up!

>>131757447
>HR bills 3003 + 3004 are today; the House will vote on sending spics back!

GET
FUCKIN
HYPE

I love how Trump gleefully shits on journalists but is smart enough to never publicly insult world leaders

>>131760233
>not grabbing her by the pussy
wtf I hate drumpf and suburban and rural retards now

>>131759766
>Not surprised if Trump got bullied a lot at school.

He was the bully

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Gen Z will send Trump and the rest like him away!

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The President in all his Glory.

I'd rather have Jeb Bush silently push his agenda through than Trump making a big fucking spectacle of himself while getting barely anything done.

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It all started 9 hours ago

>>131760289
They have no soul, like muslims

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>>131759820
>Dark Timeline

>>131759649
>is never gonna let

>>131760078
Im flying tomorrow. What authority do I call in if someone does this? It's against the law.

>>131760238

It's not. Hannity and Joe have an ongoing twitter/tv feud. Trump watched Hannity's savage beat down of Joe last night and wanted in on the fun.

>>131760336
http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/06/28/sean-hannity-liberal-joe-scarborough-attacks-trump-msnbc

>he left early for some reason
>*nods at you*

>>131760179
>>131760179
Is Joe the new Chris-Chan?

>>131760327
is that the brown brick man? What is he doing there?

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>>131760336

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>>131760332
Yes, the Guac merchant is what this country deserves.

>>131759670
I hope not. I'd like some winning tomorrow too.

>>131760332
>Jeb Bush silently push his agenda through
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>131760321
>no one ever mentions subrural retards
why am I so fucking marginalized?

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>>131760200
Trump is not the president of America, only a minority of Americans.

>>131760078
>cause a scene at an airport with sub IQ TSA niggers and trigger happy sky marshals with orders to zap anyone who makes a scene

This should be fun.

>>131760429
BAsically

>>131760327
The coming generation is one of the most conservative since decades. Things are changing, but not in the way many people think.

>>131760200
Don't tempt us.

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>>131760466
Now you're talking my language

I hope they have another airport protest

>>131760336
>>131760442
I knew Trump watched that last night, you just know he was waiting to tweet something about Joe in the morning

>>131759649
>we is
fucking illiterate retards

>>131760378
because Trump stopped watching Morning Joe and through Hannity's montage, realized just how much and how often Joe has been talking shit about him

>>131759857
>sexist

Oh ffs.

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>>131757616

>More jobs, lower taxes, a destroyed King Nigger Care AND shit posting

This is EXACTLY what I wanted. I'm really happy with my vote, would vote again. 10/10

>>131760109

OH I FORGOT ABOUT GUTFELD

Joe BTFO by Greg Gutfeld

>>131759814
>A girl will never look at your dick like this girl is looking at this pizza
I wish women could get as excited as they do when they're on drugs when they're sober

>>131760465
what's with liberals openly denying reality?

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>>131759611
You forgot Spiderus

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>>131760483
Incorrect.

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>>131757447
this is going to be spicy

praying it passes

>>131760465
you've been posting stupid shit for over a year

it's time to give it up

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>>131760306
>1:15PM Briefing with National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster and National Economic Director Gary Cohn on President Donald J. Trump's Upcoming Foreign Travel
>Off-Camera (not for broadcast or audio)

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>>131759697

>>131759857
so saying anything negative about liberal women is sexist...

when will HuffPo admit that women are equal to men and can accept banter as well as any man? better even...

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>>131760332

You have to get elected to push anything though, Hillary would have smashed his guac bowl.

>>131760442
>low energy pundit records
fucking kek

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>>131760309

Honestly. These 2 bills, plus cutting welfare to illegals (bills in progress), mandatory e-verify (bills in progress) and enforcing all existing immigration laws (happening and only getting more intense over time) will kill 95% of illegal immigration. MILLIONS will self-deport.

The wall is just a bonus.

Can America un-JUST itself?!?!?!

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>>131760442
>LOW ENERGY PUNDIT RECORDS

wew lad

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>>131760465
wtf I'm eating a glass and shit sandwich now

>>131760461
>subrural
so like outside the suburbs?

>>131759895
He's 6'4 and 70
That's what happens when you get old
Just be glad our emperor doesn't have scoliosis

>>131759743
now he needs the rape spree so every child of the next generation has trump dna flowing through

>>131760602
Only like 3% of the population or less isn't straight, don't know what fucking retarded study that is

>>131760602
>Pink News Reports
solid source.

>>131759857
>sexist
so predictable. theyll say this, make a big deal out of it, turn mika into a new civil rights figure, then it will turn out everything trump said was true and they will end up breaking the very "victim" they were blatantly seeking to exploit.

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Uh oh. Mika really stumped Trump...

>>131759611
lolol wtf is this tedverse so many teds

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Oh no..

>>131760635
I have almost won. When Democrats win in a landslide in 2018 and 2020, and ptg is deleted, then I will stop

>>131760006
Nice job anon

>>131759514

I read those headlines while humming the "Curb your Enthusiasm" theme in the background

>>131759649
Can't make an omlette wothout upsetting a continent full of faggots.

>>131760744
You just KNOW she had someone tweet this while she bawled her eyes out

>>131760054
>psycho joe

>>131760332
SLOW

>>131760766
Tentacle Pervert!

>>131760806
I wish I drew that. I found it on Twitter.

>>131760766
>not getting the latest hentai updates from buchenwald

Does Mika still get wet over Donald or is she legitamitely upset with him? Haven't watched her in over a year

>>131760766
That'll give you more time to find tentacle porn for family hentai night, Kurt.

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>>131760006
nice

>>131760766
is that like a badge of honor among leftists now

>>131760022
She got a facelift
There was some slight bleeding from it and she was so bleeding while talking to Trump

>>131760575
more jobs for immigrants
>hb2 visias
lower taxes
>for billionaires
destroyed Obamacare
>healthcare market is exactly the same just medicaid is underfunded

You're a total tool. I get that you can't vote for leftist communists, but stop pretending Trump is great.

>>131760744
Hilarious because the fucking guy has 5 kids and has banged supermodels

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Reminder that trump's going to deport all of them

I'm hearing that Mika is being rushed to a hospital.

>>131760744
>muh little hands

trump just took a big fat shit on her and he probably won't even respond to this

>>131760766
>tfw he can't share his tentacle porn with Trump anymore

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Dont you want a President that is a role model for the children.

This President just acts like a quickly butthurt asshole. His wife is trying to decrease cyberbullying can you believe it?

oh the irony

>>131759649
We dont care. The fact that NATO is finally upping their defense spending shows his influence. Of course they hate him its because the gravy train has ended.

>>131760696
subrural is between suburban and rural

like suburbs in unincorporated areas
suburban styles homes, but in more rural-esc areas with larger lots

>>131759697
Are you using a proxy or something?

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>>131760332

>>131760602
>asking 13 year olds what their sexual preferences are

these people are fucking mental

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>>131760887

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>>131759611

So did Trump give Ted access to John Titor's time machine and these are all temporal anomalies or is Ted using Pence's cloning vats?

Didn't Mika's hyperkike dad die this year?

>>131757385
>americans actually elected this buffoon

What a joke!

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He said NO!

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>>131759585
That's when Tucker starts.

>>131760883
Trump was completely fine with Mika and Joe until the bleeding started. When he noticed it, he said 'No!' and ordered his security detail to remove them from the Mar-a-Lago resort.

>>131760560
That actually probably explains it

He saw it on Hannity and has joined in

>>131760916
3rd degree burns?

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>>131759649

What rest of the world? lmao

Get fucked, pissant

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>>131760956
Sorry, drumpfkin. This is the new normal, and you're not going to do anything about it :)

>>131760883
Meanwhile Ivanka and Melania look like fucking Australians

>>131759748
It wouldnt be the first time Psycho Joe has killed.

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>mfw these new tweets

That's right, I don't have a face.
There is no reaction image that can express how i feel about the absolute savagery displayed in those tweets.

My God, it even rhymes!

>>131760943
>The president pissing on the media is something bad
Admit it, you wish your gay prez did the same

>>131760943
if my kids ends up like Trump I'll be incredibly proud

only thing better would be if he ended up like Mel Gibson

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>>131760744
>gets destroyed by the POTUS
>"b-b-but s-small hands"

Poor woman. You know she has no argument or good comeback so she has to resort to a DOA meme from like 1-2 years ago.
Sad!

>>131760332
Here's your helicopter ticket
Don't lose it

>>131760943
>Dont you want a President that is a role model for the children.
no. what president serves as a role model? Can't think of any? George washington? teddy?

>>131761022
>guy verhofstadt
Low quality bait tho

>>131760744
She probably lost more IQ following all that bloodloss

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>>131760766
how soon before trump unblocks him and has a strobe background on his twitter

>>131760943
Trump is a winner. You want your kid to be a loser instead?

>>131759649
I love when people from Europe refer to people from other nationalities, languages, religions as "we" as if the entire continent is united under the same liberal conscience. The wishful thinking in their tone is so petty, it's quite funny how often it happens. Note that it's mainly Germans, Swedes and French people who do this.

JOE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIMSELF I CANT BELEIVE IT

>>131759634

Yeah ignore CNN shilling about a "partial ban" or "only a small victory but..."

This ban will effectively block 99% of all people coming from those 6 countries (approximately ~150 MILLION MUDSLIMES AND NIGS)

The few that are legit now have to prove bona fide US connections and will be both slow-walked by US immigration authorities and held up in courts.

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>>131760983
CANNOT BE UNSEEN

>>131757385
HAHAHA that fucking rhyme scheme!
I know trump is a zionist puppet but holy shit this is the best set of trump tweets yet

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>>131761028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

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>>131761038
BLEEDING OUT OF HER EYES

BLEEDING OUT OF HER...

>WHATEVER
WHATEVER
>WHATEVER
WHATEVER
>WHATEVER
WHATEVER
>WHATEVER
WHATEVER
>WHATEVER
WHATEVER
>WHATEVER
WHATEVER

>>131761052
>literal jewish caricature

>>131760943
The moral is don't be two timing backstabbers or people will call you out on your shit

>>131759857
>HuffPo

I can't roll my eyes any harder.

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>>131761141

Where do you think that video is from, /ptg/?
https://youtu.be/FiNJlbuzMxc

>>131761171
Women like man ass tho

Trust me

Unless ur like boogie level fat

>>131761073
>>131761080
>>131761146

We teach our children not to trash talk other people even if they don't agree with you.

>>131759766

OHOHOHO

I SHOULD ALWAYS EAT SHIT FROM MY ENEMIES CONTINUALLY BACKSTABBING ME

>Not surprised if Trump got bullied a lot at school.

I AM SURE THIS WOULD REALLY MAKE HIM FEEL BAD AND DETRACT FROM BEING THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD WHILE BANGING MELANIA WITH THE DOTUS OR LAYING THE SCROTUS ACROSS HER BEAUTIFUL FACE

THANKS FOR THAT INSIGHTFUL SURRENDER MONKEY ADVICE

NOW RUN ALONG IT IS TIME TO CHAUFFEUR YOUR WIFE TO BE A CALAIS COMFORT WOMEN FOR HER MUSLIM SCROTUM ACROSS HER FACE AND DON'T FORGET TO CLEAN THE WINDSHIELD AND THE MUDSLIME PRINTS OFF THE WALL AROUND THE EIFFEL TOWER WHEN YOU ARE DONE.

FYI CHAUFFEUR IS FRENCH IN ORIGIN. IT MEANS DRIVER.

>>131761018
Yes, praise God.

>>131761052
at least I can still laugh at the retards who neuter their kids at an early age so they don't go through puberty properly and then years later the kids realize they can't get their sex change surgeries because of that and kill themselves

>>131761073
>>131761080
>>131761099
>>131761146
he's been baiting you for 4 hours today

he's been baiting you idiots for 18 months total now

>>131760951
>>131760332
>yfw you realize it's not a joke
>yfw you remember he got all the donor money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM_XPRvt_gs

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Speaks for itself

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>>131759611

>>131761028
One girl is wearing a wig, the other 2 have there hair covered. Explain pls? What do they do with there hair?

>>131761028
are these the (((people))) from that merchant minute ?

>>131761052
I wonder if Deputy Gay there approves of the Nazi haircut they whined about Eric getting.

>Low IQ Crazy Mika and Psycho Joe
I still can't fucking believe it

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>Be the MSM
>Attack Trump and his family 24/7
>Make a lot of the attacks personal and unrelated to the presidency
>It's accepted because 'lol Frumpf!'

>Be Trump
>Hit back hard at some of the attacks every so often

>MSM goes into a complete fucking meltdown
>HOW COULD HE SAY SUCH A THING!
>THIS IS SO UN-PRESIDENTIAL!
>THIS MAN DISGUSTING, A DISGRACE!
>HE IS A BULLY, A RACIST, SEXIST...
>HE NEEDS TO BE IMPEACHED!

every damn time

>>131760744
(((BRZEZINSKI)))

GAS THIS KIKE

>>131761080
>SALON: Letting Your Kids Use Trump as a Role Model could create more 'Mel Gibsons' (and that's a bad thing).

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OKEEFE IS TARGETING THE PRESIDENT OF CNN TODAY

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>131760289
I think it's a mix of gingers being the one minority group (weird thinking of them that way) that can be picked on with impunity driving them towards anything different from their host culture and from what I recall certain Islamic countries tend to admire gingers which makes me think they're probably sought out.

>>131761244

>TRIGGERED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>131761258
>They don't teach banter in his country
That's why you're all a bunch of sissies

>>131761052
he's going to get made fun of, a lot
and he'll cry to the school about the bullies
who will face repercussions
because the school will take his side
and then it will become a rebellious thing to do this shit
like it's already becoming
>t. high school english teacher

>>131759649

>We the rest of the world is never gonna let the US live this down.

Agreed. You absolutely can't do this again. Seriously, it's great now, but the chances of getting two presidents in a row with this sort of quality banter is zero.

You'll elect another gay mulatto in 8 years and fade into memory, but for now, America is cool again.

>>131761246
since I can read german, I would say Italy

>>131761246
Monfalcone in Italy?

>>131761251
For real girls turn in to total pervs if you have nice ass.

>>131761244
lol

>>131761292
who gives a fuck man.

eat a fucking dick

>>131761239
>>131759857
bleeding from the face is a woman thing?

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>>131760943
Obama looking better all the time honestly. If he wasn't such a beta pussy he could have been great.

Obama was smart but a pushover. Trump is an idiot but a bully. We'll see what turns out to be better.

>>131760943
rather he ends up like Trump than a polite soft-spoken autist that

>>131761368
SHIIIIIIIIT

>>131761038
BLOOD FROM THE EYES
>>131761057
Ivanka is an ugly Jewish whore
And don't you dare talk about Melania in a negative way again

>>131760983
>hapa Ted
What the fuck is his endgame?

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>>131761368
That retard better do it before noon!

>>131761368
>releasing video encounter today
>bombshell tomorrow
It's nothing

>>131761426
Idk ask Megan Kelly

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>>131761368
BUT I WANNA SLEEP OKEEF!

>>131759649
we dont need europes support to be self sufficient yet europe needs ours because they dont have the military strength to defend themselves against their eastern neighbors nor do they produce enough food so keep shitting on the us your only hurting yourselves.

>>131761292
I know mate, he actually even said it to me months ago.
I still enjoy interacting with him though.

>Franklin D. Roosevelt - "The only thing to fear is, fear itself"

>Abraham Lincoln -"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it"

>Barack Obama - "We've been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope. But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope."

>John F. Kennedy - "Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our own destiny without giving way to blind suspicions and emotions."

>Richard Nixon - "A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits."

>Donald J Trump - "I heard the poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!"

>>131761429

Always bet on Trump.

>>131761330
PSYCHO JOE
CAME TO MAR A LAGO THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW
I SAID NO

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>>131761368
AND THE JEWS CAME TUMBLIN DOWN

>>131761368
>inb4 suicide from self decapitation

>>131759820
WHY ARE YOU POSTING PEDOGAF SCREENCAPS?
NO ONE HERE FUCKING CARE YOU FAGGOT MUSLIMS RAPE BABY

>>131759766
I love how libfags cheered non-stop when Obama fired back at those who attacked him but when Trump does it
>He's the president, he can't act like that

Ok, I laughed at first because of the tweets.

But this is way beneath the dignity of a president. Any president.

This will cost Trump. Now media will talk about how thin-scinned he is, and it'll drive him crazy.

Cabinet could even bring up the 25th amendment section 4.

>Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

>>131761368
M A D M A N

>Commiefornia starting a flag football league
And these cunt swonder why they're broke

>>131761331
name one unfounded personal attack

>>131761507
Fucking based

>>131761507

I highly doubt Obama wrote a single word he ever said in public.

>>131761507
>tfw I used to think intellectual wankery has value in it

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>>131761368
DIGITS OF TRUTH
MESSAGE OF VERITAS
ILLUMINATE FORSOOTH
GIVE US YOUR SAUCE

>>131761525
I find it funny though.

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>>131761147
They also always say things like "healthcare in Europe is so much better" and Europeans have the best standard of living." To this assholes, Eastern Europe doesn't even exist. Ukraine and Belarus are part of Asia I guess.

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investing on trump since day 1

>>131760020
I've noticed this as well. Mueller must not have found jack shit so they have to change the narrative.

>>131761028

This colorization of a Manson family photo seems off for some reason. What is this?

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>>131757385

>Man that Gun Johnieeeeeeeeee

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>>131761507
I love this man

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>>131761511
>comment
>pic
>flag
>digits
Everything about this post is perfect

>>131761509
P.S.

Mika is a low IQ Hoe!

>>131759857
Sexist? According to SJW logic getting plastic surgery is sexist because the woman is trying to appeal to men right?

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>>131761565
This text formatting... they aren't sending their best folks.

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Remember when journalists had standards?
>https://twitter.com/brithume/status/880400959029084160

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>>131761368
Here we go

>>131760179
>Gamaliel
i remember that idiot being one of the admins unbanning frothing hyper autists that had the gamergate page on lockdown

>literally editing wikipedia for 10 years