THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN

THE MADMAN HAS GONE NUCLEAR

EVERYONE HAS BEEN BTFO WOW

Holy shit lol

>>131757119
can anybody decipher this for us common jews

>>131757119
AHHAHAHAHHAHA! JOE CAN NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

Syria retardation aside, I'm still in awe of how we got this man elected to the highest office in the world

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>>131757119
That's my mother fucking president! Trolling them all with a few taps at a smartphone, keep them on their toes!

>>131757119
>Crazy Mika
>Psycho Joe

why does he make it sound like they're part of some criminal biker gang or some shit?

It's real and the burn burns so hot ouch

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>>131757119
fucking lel

>>131757119
Wat the fug :D

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>>131757119
What fucking timeline is this? I must be in the wrong one

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you are fired psycho joe xD

>>131757535
If they were half as savvy as the Donald, and didn't have such an overinflated sense of self-importance, they would adopt their new nicknames right away.

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>>131757119
PSYCHO JOE
S
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J
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>>131757503
People voted for him precisely because he doesn't act like a politician. Both the parties have comepletely failed us time and again.

>>131758004
That doesn't work for leftists because they are incapable of being self-deprecating.

>>131757119
What the hell

This guy is a clown

>>131757119
trump is a mental case and a child. what an embarrassment to Americans.

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>>131759412
>>131759423
It's fake.

>>131759251
Too bad because Trump just gave them a great opportunity to maximize off branding.

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>>131759624
You're fake, you faggot

>>131759624

it's not lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/880408582310776832

I gotta be honest goys, this is kind of getting embarrassing. He is the president of the United States lol.

>>131759154
This is what Bulworth would actually look like.

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>>131759867
It's great! Learn to laugh you fagg!

>>131757119

>wake up
>the president of the United States is shit talking you to literally everyone in the world

This is truly the greatest timeline. I feel sorry for all the alternate me's enduring smug hillary quietly murdering her enemies and corrupting our country with her criminal goons.

>>131757119

The left is going ape shit right now over it.

I have noticed something though with Trump. He does not attack just to attack. He is a counter puncher.

So what happened on Morning Joe this morning in order to trigger this? Some of us responsible people have to work and cannot watch TV all day.

>>131759624
>trump banter tweet
>fake
I don't even need to check it to know is real. The way that's composed is in itself proof. What a fucking bant master.

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>>131757801
Welcome to the Chaos Candidate timeline. It is literally the best timeline because we don't die from nuclear war.

I heard a war with Iran started in the Guac'o'bowl timeline.

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i wish he was my president

>>131757119
HAHAHAHA

>>131757119
I think this means something is about to happen. He always does this shit to draw the media's attention away from something else. I hope it's as good as the epic shitposting suggests it will be.
Or maybe I just have happening blue balls.

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>>131759867
mate, this is why i voted for him

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>>131757119
Kek

>>131757119
>Psycho Joe
Please let him tweet about the intern and a possible investigation. Even if he didnt plan to do it it would be amazing. I think I would lose my shit.

>>131757119
I love Trump's bants.

>>131757119
I miss when they were friends.

Watch him blatantly flirting with Mika here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttxscMBQwk

Now calling her a dumb, ugly bitch. They've really upset him.

>>131760292
He's distracting them from his immigration bills. That way the House members dont take any heat for voting for them while the press focuses on this shit.

>>131757300
Mika was too ugly from the President Elect to hang out with. She was blending from her face, bleeding from her...wherever

>>131757503

american politics are designed to be slow, gridlocked incompetence and failure.

pretty genius actually. working as intended

>>131759867
Oh come on its quality bantz If they cant handle the fire they shouldn't start one by going after him. It should be obvious to everyone by now that Trump gives no fucks and will use his bully pulpit how ever he feels. That and its quality entertainment. Secretly the press loves it too because it gives them ratings.

>>131760177
Is she okay?

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>>131757535
He's a master brander. He has destroyed every one of his opponents through the power of a simple nickname.

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>its real

>>131757503
>muh beautiful airfield!
his "action" on syria was some of the smartest shit hes done, shut up the neocons and human rights fags while not hindering assad at all

>>131760098
id like to know as well...

>>131760723
Oh that ole Psycho Joe at it again...

Seriously I remember when joe and mika where on the trump train and then their show producers said cut it out and it went all down hill from there, basically they rather save there show than to risk being friends with trump who might or might not win the future election...
they lost, he won

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>>131760433
Hillary was the same.
Now she's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnbDZXoA78k

>>131760659

IDK I just don't expect this level of shitposting from the leader of the free world.

I have no Idea what it's saying but I'm glad Trump is regaining his ball he he'd before the election and cuckoldry by kushnerkike and the zog

He's back on being ourguy again-
Shitposter in chief

>>131760659
It's not about *them* handling it. They can handle themselves just fine...

https://twitter.com/morningmika/status/880415526371176448

It's still demeaning as hell to the office of POTUS and lowers the prestige of America in the world.

>>131757119
> wake up
> check news
> my own PM is cucking and mumbling in some nothingburger scandal about his dad's house
> US President is manning the Twitter machine gun and taking no prisoners

I have never envied a Burger more

>>131757119
So fucking embarrassing. America is finished

>>131761224
oh get over it u pussy bitch

>>131761191
The best she could in response to that savagery was "le small hands drumpf XD"?

>>131761076
talking shit at 5am hes our guy.

>>131761076
and I dont expect gays to be able to not be labeled as pedo's and mentally ill people because they are such faggots, but here we are.
go gay fuck a butt you gay fuck.

>>131761044
>>https://youtu.be/uttxscMBQwk

>>131761356
KEK!

>>131761191
>lowers the prestige of America in the world
Refusing to take shit from nobodies *lowers* prestige?
I've been playing EUIV wrong all these years

>>131761191
the first election in our history had one getting called a hermaphrodite and the other a racemixer
Banter has always been part of the presidency and you are a huge faggot

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>>131761216
> US President is manning the Twitter machine gun and taking no prisoner
>I have never envied a Burger more

Literally this

>>131761191
MSM running stories all day about Trump sexually assaulting and leering at the Irish reporter is factual and prestigious reporting though.

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mika's low energy response makes this even more hysterical!

>>131761191
Good. This is why we voted for him, because he trolls the entire world and made fools out of the countrys most powerful politicians in the debates.

>>131761076
>>131761191
That's fine shills you can think it's demeaning all you want. Other Republicans can sit back and let the media fuck them but we finally have a President who fights back. This is why he won. Also you are being played he's obviously running distraction. He always does this. Will you guys ever learn?

>>131757119
Notice the first message replies? Trump has completely removed the bottom feeders. Amazing.

>>131757535
Remember when that intern was found dead in psycho Joe's office?

>>131761466
>TRUMP ATTACKS MIKA BREZINSKI WITH SEXIST MYSOGINIST HOMOPHOBIC TWEET, HERE'S HER PERFECT REPONSE

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>>131761559
>people crying about this so hard theyve completely forgot the travel ban starts today and 2 pieces of anti-immigrations legislature will pass

>>131759423
how mentally ill are you that you're embarrassed by someone you have no association with? i can understand his family being embarrased- which they aren't but you? some random idiot?

>>131757119
Honestly, this is why I shill for this guy. Every time I'm about to throw him under the bus and turn on him he pulls me back in.

Oh look a big nothing burger

>>131760098
They made fun of his fake Time cover (Joe put himself on a fake GQ)
called BS on him knowing anything about the health care bill
pointed out that opposition to the health care bill is the only legitimately bi-partisan point of agreement in the country
Joe disclosed that 4 people in the administration, one of which was POTUS, have told Joe that Jared was always intended to be the actual secretary of state
They call out how white house has been sabotaging Tillerson by vetoing all his personnel choices to make the State Dept dysfunctional.

>>131761559

>shill
>you guys

Just because I don't suck trumps dick whenever he posts something moronic that doesn't make me a shill.

I know someone so deep in the Maga echo chamber wouldn't understand that

fuck we live in the greatest timeline

>>131757119
what's wrong with what he said
he honest

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>>131757801
this
I'm unironically starting to believe I was hit by a truck a year or so ago and that any day I'll wake up in a hospital bed with everything being back to "normal".

>>131760098

Counter Puncher? Guy gets mildly criticized and he calls you "Psycho Joe." Morning Joe has to be one of the most mild people on Fox, he even supported Trump very early on. Whatever though, I voted for this jacksss to make a mockery of our system of democracy, which he has. And I'll vote for him again, and again, and again. Doesn't mean he's not a dumbass and an emberassment.

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>>131762025
he didn't mention psycho joes victim laurie the intern

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>>131757503
Yup.

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>>131762081
>Morning Joe has to be one of the most mild people on Fox
>on fox

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>>131759624
You have to check yourself, this is the retardo murican timeline!!!

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How can one man be so based?

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>m-m-muh s-small hands
E P I C R E S P O N S E

>>131761926
Hey I openly admit I shill for Trump. I just do it for free. Who cares if he attacks the Press? They've been after him from day one. That and its entertaining as hell.

>>131759867

>getting embarrassing

No. It's absolutely beautiful, and I'm loving every second of this chaos timeline! Fuck em all, take no prisoners

>>131762440
>remove ALL your wrinkles with this one SIMPLE TRICK! Doctors HATE it!

>>131760723
Its true. Mika has extremely crazy eyes. Type of whore that burns your clothes if you are nice to a waitress.

Joe looks like he is calm but right under the surface it looks like he wants to bash your head in with a paper weight.

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>>131762615
>may cause facial bleeding

>>131762081
He called him psycho joe because the nigger killed his intern.

>>131761805

Ok so in other words, they made personal attacks, disclosed possible personal conversations, and made accusations of the State department with no proof. Basically being leftist trash as usual on air in order to get ratings and advertising dollars.

Got it.

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>>131760453
>yfw this is a distraction to subpoena Lynch, Wasserman-Shultz and Obama along with the indictment of Hillary Clinton

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>>131762482
Sure, if your granddad would rant about a morning show at coffee time while you're visiting, I would not give a fuck and maybe chuckle depending on the bantz.

>But a president sperging out on twitter.
Wew
At least Bill Clinton got his dick sucked as 'the retarded thing to do while president'.

Kill Twitter feed

>>131761650
accept thats like shooting a torpedo at a jet

why not call him a racist while your on the nonfactual train

>>131761559
I think they all know that it's just a distraction but they still can't help themselves from getting outraged and falling for it.
It's hardcoded into the liberals' DNA.

>>131762664

kek - high energy summary, I like it

>>131757119
>this is an official statement from the White House
Amazing

why are you niggers chimping out?
his tweets are more sane than 99% of other twitterfags

>>131762855
Because stealing from the government is soooo presidential.
You people are fucking stupid. Don't you get it? We don't want a fucking genius orator lawyer politician in office. That is not presidential to me. I want my president to get shit done, take no prisoners, and troll the fuck out of the left and the media.
And furthermore:
>>131760292
>>131760453
Dense motherfuckers ITT.

>>131761191
Trump cuckd Joe. Alpha male shit.
https://youtu.be/uttxscMBQwk

>>131763083
>The US elected either elected the worlds greatest shitposter or we all died and we're living in the funniest afterlife ever.
Absolutely amazing.

>>131763189
>I want my president to get shit done
how's that going

...inb4 gorsuch

>>131762440
Was there an live tv response jet?

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>>131763133
B..but he was in TIME 2009 about hi TV succes and smash!
>>131763189
>get shit done
>shitposting on twitter
Hey, g-goodluck.

>>131761926
Why did you remove your fag flag, fag?

how come every time Trump throws a new nickname at someone, that's the nickname they will have for the rest of their life? what is this skilled called, /pol/?

she's low IQ crazy mika forever now

>>131763304
It's going great actually. Despite epic obstructionism and baseless attacks daily. Pay attention to what's actually happening.

>>131757119
holy fuck

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Someone shop Mika joe and trump into this Psycho poster

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>(don't watch anymore)
>low IQ Crazy Mila
>Psycho Joe
>bleeding badly from a face-lift

Make sure you treasure these eight years, lads. There will never be another one like Trump.

>>131763440
its boss mode bro eather it works or it dosent shit that cant be taught

>>131761650
>MIKA HILARIOUSLY CLAPBACKS AT TRUMP AFTER FACED WITH SEXIST REMARKS

>>131763506
I don't know, after 8 years he may actually redefine the public's definition of "Presidential".

>>131763440
I can't think of anytime he gave someone a nickname and they didn't get utterly destroyed. Whatever you want to say about it, you can't deny it works

Every time I think these can't be real and every time they are. I wish this guy was my leader

>>131757119
kek its real

He's not MY President.

>>131757119
I wonder if anyone 3 years ago would've believed the US would have Donald Trump as the president doing daily shit posts on twitter about people he doesn't like.

I fucking love this man

>>131757503
Raegan was a senile mummy when he got re-elected.

kek, for all we know Trump had Mika's dad liquidated after he took care of Mr. Rockefeller, which leaves Mr. Soros and "Lord" Rothschild

FDR and Stalin died under strange circumstances too

he is quite the madman after all

someone explain the situation pls

>>131763304
The travel ban starts today. ENJOY

>>131761191
Are you CTR shills still getting paid?
>oh yeah bending over to globalists, deep state, and slanderous completely false media is what I want out of my president, it looks better that way. Please don't fight back mr president.

>>131757119
trump is simply pathetic

>>131763834
She's got blood coming out of her face and her wherever

>>131762124
https://m.dailykos.com/story/2016/12/21/1613261/-What-Really-Happened-to-Lori-Klausutis-Everything-Joe-Scarborough-Does-NOT-Want-Viewers-To-Know

>>131763836
This. 9th circus BTFO.
But I think there's more in the works, this is some epic shitposting.

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>I said no!

I seriously can't stop laughing send help

>>131763506
Reminds me of a lynyrd skynyrd song. Last rebel I think it was.

>>131759867

But seriously, we can't let him get the nuclear codes.

>>131763957
Kates Law should pass the house today too. I don't see how a majority Republican house shoots this down.

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These guys would have loved Trump. The election of 1800 makes 2016 look tame by comparison. The shit talking these guys perfected is the basis for Trump. It's a uniquely American trait.

>>131764127

Look at Berscolini, and for that matter look at ancient Roman rhetoricians. Cicero, for example.

>>131764127
uniquely american have you ever been to /pol

>>131757503
Ploiticians lie to us non-stop.
In comes trump, not a politician who tells us the hard truths and he admits DC is a mess.

Why u use new flag, you must be a dirty foreigner

>>131763676

It's likely going to go back to something resembling 'business as usual'. There aren't many men like Trump.

>>131764127
European and Canadian parliament banter is great.

>>131757119
>Psycho Joe
daily reminder that scarborough killed someone

>>131763440

Because everyone is paying attention to him. He controls the flow of discourse. Look at Scott Adam's blog for details. In a word - Persuasion. Rhetoric, to use the antiquated term.

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>>131757119
oh (((Ben)))....

>>131761076
That's clearly not Merkel's twitter

>>131760453
Sounds about right. He made many similiar moves in the past. All the cases where he just stirrs shit up without anything happening afterwards, might as well be cover for when he plans on actually doing something. You don't pull off that much shit as he does on accident.

>>131764127
>>131764127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epjELzWGGyM

>>131757119
that's some other level shit. he never was so brutal.

>>131764268
Trump lied to us....

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>>131757300

Absolute Madman spotted absolute degeneracy and he HISSED and said BACK OFF

#PsychoJoe

>>131757119
Damn

That's kinda far but I'll be lying if I said it wasn't hillarious

>>131764673
Yes. He told us we would get tired of winning. Lies.

>>131761191
>demeaning as hell to the office of POTUS and lowers the prestige of America in the world.

Rapin' Clinton lowered the prestige of the Office of the President a long time ago.

>>131764641
I guess he is fed up with all the shittalking in the media

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>>131763666
>666

>>131757119
Lmfao

This guy is so fucking amazing, I am continually surprised

I don't know if I can handle 8 more years of this winning

>>131757535
pyscho joe is fucking gold KEK

>>131763695

Nigel and Brexiters hacked open a path, there is still hope for your people.

>>131764532
>"conservative kike shills for sodomy

Color me surprised.

>>131764532
when you like ben but ben cant into wreking people

>>131764819

Blood in the water. CNN is reeling at the moment.

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F R O N T
P A G E
C N N
H E A D L I N E

>>131761191
it isn't demeaning to the office of the president. that's an artificial bar that can be moved at will by anybody in order to attack the president's behaviors.

it's more accurate to say that you believe it's improper, and don't support the president because of it.

>>131759867
>Gay flag
>Supporting willingly getting a man's poop on your dick
>Embarrassed by a tweet

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>>131764532
You just can't handle how badass kike boy is

>>131762081
He's not a dumbass or an embarrassment desu senpai

What he is is ridiculously aggressive

He's exactly the hero America needs right now

>>131762440
LE EPIC MAY MAY

>>131764532
This manlet is so whiny

>>131764532
Good he's boring

>>131764782
Go to sleep dangermare

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>>131757119

MADMAN

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>>131763472
I don't get it

>>131762855
>At least Bill Clinton got his dick sucked as 'the retarded thing to do while president'.
Forgetting the part where he got impeached, are we?

cringe

>>131765260
reddit

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>>131757119
>tfw that's my president

Wow you could say he cut deep with that one

>>131757119
Omg
I fucking love, I mean SERIOUSLY love drumbferdur now

>>131765133
Nah, shitposting in my office is fine, but if someone walks in on me sleeping it might raise some eyebrows.

>>131764987
I am in pain from laughter

This is glorious

>>131765002
You need to eat more leafy greens and whole grain if that's an issue for you anon

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>>131765335

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>>131760713
She's just a bit butthurt

Morning Joe was part of the pied piper strategy of the DNC to raise the "radical" GOP candidates to the top so they'd be easily beaten in a general versus a standard Republican, hence why they were so nice and even fairly positive of Trump in the primary, then immediately turned on him in the general and have been so negative since. All revealed in wikileaks

Fuck Morning Joe

>>131762664
>it looks like he wants to bash your head in with a paper weight
>>131762123
pretty much

>>131765307
Do you really think that tweet was "cool" or "a sick burn?" He's the President of the United States, not a fucking joke. Act like it.

>>131764532

I think you've touched on part of why his opposition is so ineffectual. They take a 'pooh poohing' pseudointellectualism that they think is the high road, but it's really just arrogance and cowardice. They need to banter back, and effectively. Yet they refuse to even attempt to do so.

People even if they despise Trump respect his strength of will. We all know he's a success. They lack this charisma. Where are the proud, sharp, biting wit leftists? Comedy used to be the domain of the boundary breaking left in this country.

I suspect it's the politically correct/SJW/trigger culture in part, but there must be more to it that that.

>>131757535
Because he has decades to make brands and he's dang good at it

>>131765508
Why are you on 4chan, or more specifically /po/, if you don't find enjoyment out of the insane happenings of daily life?

>>131765508
it wasnt cool or a sick burn it was funny though immagine calling your leader an iddiot so he comes back with thi s is your iq its below avg actualy has the data

>>131764987

They will never learn.

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>>131761589
This. It's obvious what The Don is trying to imply

>>131764532


He thinks of himself as above the fray intellectually. He doesnt realize that without trumps ability to jump in the pig pen and roll around in the shit we would be talking about president clinton. No other epublican candidate would have won because they would have followed shapiros limp wristed advice.

>>131765637
Gas the sandpapers origami war now

>>131765508

I bet you're fun at parties. Probably talk a lot about sustainable farming even though you've never stepped foot on a farm in your life.

>>131765508
Stop being so faggy.

>>131757119
Is this real life?

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>>131757119
Trump is truly a glorious Meme

>>131765603
because they care too much about feefees

>>131765355
...Mr. President?

>>131761686
I know Kates law but what's the other one?

>>131761457
Do you have a version of this image that's not a thumbnail?
>asking for a friend

>>131765603
You can't be politically correct and be alpha at the same time

The left is forever held back by their collectivism slave morality

>>131765989
No Step Snek knows what he's talking about.

>>131764127
get on our level

>a fucking banana peel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiNh0JPass

>>131762081
This is a beautifully crafted troll post. Stay true to your art, friend.

>>131757119
Mika was a bad person that has been saying very bad things about President Trump for a long time! Very sad for her!

Well deserved response!

>>131760077
Sometimes I hope I was American

>>131762069

It may be something even weirder. Mandela Effect.

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>when you're transported back to the primaries

>>131759867
>I want the leader of my nation to act like an inhuman robot

>>131765790
>i'll bet your fun at parties
perhaps the most puerile and ineffective 'argument' that could possibly be dispensed on /pol/. never post again

>>131761216

Hey, Singapore already used up its based alpha leadership quota for a century.

>>131765919
What? No. I would never post on an a swedish refugee cocktasting forum. I mean he. He would never. It wouldn't be presidential.

>>131762081
how mentally ill do you have to be to be embarrassed by someone you have absolutely no association with?

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Is this real life???

>>131765508
he can do what he wants you dumb pos, its why people voted for him
>psycho joe
>low IQ crazy mika
its fucking funny

>>131764987
trump lives rent free in ccn's head

>>131764268
Probably a filthy pajeet.

>>131761044
>Seriously I remember when joe and mika where on the trump train
Only until until the conventions. They were assured that he'd lose against Hillary. All the networks wanted him to be nominated because of the ratings boost and they were confident that he was the republican candidate most likely to lose against Hillary.

>>131757503
This is literally why I voted for him. Shitposter in Chief. That's all I care about.

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my guy

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>>131757119
fucking nuclear

>>131757119
this is by far the most disjointed, rambling ass tweet i've seen yet, not even that funny it's just more shit flinging(still chuckle worthy). Hilarious watching it go back and forth from the sidelines, grown ass adults actually having discussions on some some twitter clapbacks. They really know how to put on political theater for the goys.

>>131765508
No he should be getting a jewish staffer to suck him off under the resolute desk, like other Presidents do

>>131766672
>Saturdays are for the goys

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>>131757119
Please tell me this is a real tweet!!

>>131761224
bruh at first I was too.
Then I realized, we Aussies now

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>>131764987

>>131766795
Look at the front page of CNN.

>>131762081
This is exactly what it looks like when the right turns around and treats the left like they treat us. It's not how I would have liked this to go, but it was the only way forward.

And come on, I mean, these are top tier bantz

It's a rhyme... "Joe" "row" "no"

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>They said 2016 would never top 2017

THEY WERE WRONG

>Bleeding from her face
What does this mean?

>>131759701
He did. Can you imagine even a TV spot with Mika and Joe in 80s cyber punk motorcycle jackets?

Morning Joe with Crazy Mika and Psycho Joe.

Spikes of the shoulders and chains and shit. They won't capitalize on it though.

>>131767001
There was blood coming out of her face. Its unusual because blood usually doesn't come out of your face.

Are you retarded?

>>131766672
the i'll still drink that garbage tweet is my gold standard. i'm feeling a decent to strong 7 on this thing. get's a slightly inflated score because of it's tactical timing and deliberately crass and inflammatory nature, which will work just as planned

>>131767001
Maybe she was menstruating.

>>131764546
>that ID

>>131767001
There was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her...wherever

This president does something that is not a sick boring presidential

>>131765508
It doesn't matter anymore.
Might as well have a laught as we die demographically

>>131764546
THE BEES MICHAEL

>>131765508
sour puss

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>>131764546
>>131767180
D'oh!

>>131767133
>a
are you all retarded she had a facelift blood was comeing from were the incishions were made he didnt want to eat looking at it

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And they still pretend to be unbiased.

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>>131765976

>>131767402
damn, didn't know that was possible

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HAHAHA BASED TRUMP!! :D
THIS TOTALLY DISTRACTS ME FROM THE FACT THE WALL IS NOT GETTING BUILT, MUSLIMS ARENT GETTING BANNED, HILARY CLINTON ISNT ON TRIAL AND STATE HEALTHCARE STILL EXISTS!
PRAISE KEK!!

>>131761191
yeah, obama may have tried to take our constitutional rights, sold us to globalists, and put us on the brink of destruction, but he was such an eloquent speaker! drumpf is such an embarrassment compared to best president!

>>131767001
It means she was bleeding from her face because of a facelift, how hard is it to read?

>>131767001
It's probably code word for pussy and Trump don't hit bitches on their period so he declined to chill with cuckboy Joe and Low IQ Mika.

>>131767470
how the fuck are they hateful or sexist???????

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>it's a twitter carnage episode

>>131767532
GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT

>>131759867
trump embarrasses faggot, story at 10

>>131767577

Shhh, you're being objective. Stop that.

>>131767532
muslim bans on tho

wall prototypes are being pitched

hillary is back on the investigation menu, as are many of her cronies

healthcares getting there

>>131757119
>Bleeding from a face lift

What's that mean?

>>131767532
travel ban starts today.

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>>131757119
>bleeding from a face lift

We actually elected this guy.

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>>131757119

He will NOT divide us with this crass and demeaning sexism.

I will PISS on his FACE like his Russian hooker Melania!

>>131767734
I just don't get what's so bad about what he said, they talk about him all the fucking time on their show and they're just TV personalities at this point, not actual journalists.

>>131757119

The problem is that democrat attacks can be equally disgusting and vile and we have no moral ground to stand on after this. Not that this is much different from the previous stuff Trump has said. But it lets dems say anything and get away with it.

>this makes headline news in America

how infatuated with social media is your country? why does twitter run your world?

>>131757119
tfw you lived to see the President shitpost rampantly online

Liberals, rappers, and plays show Trump being killed.... you don't hear a peep. Now he brings the bantz and the media/sjws are in meltdown mode.

>>131767734
Jk rowling is an insufferable cunt. Why hasn't she taken the refugees in her home yet?

>>131757119
>Mika was bleeding from her wherever
Shieeeeeeeeeeeet

>>131767896
I only use it for Trump and breaking sports news, there's a reason it's stock is shit

>>131767402
of course thats what happened, thats what I said happened. Blood coming out of her face. Trump's tweet said she just had a face lift.

Are you retarded?

>>131767532
>STATE HEALTHCARE STILL EXISTS!
When did Trump say he was going to eliminate state healthcare?

>>131767746
>parts of the original are being reinstated
>solar fences are being pitched
bit of a stretch to call it a wall, but i digress
>i'll believe it when she's in an orange jumpsuit at a max security prison
>not really, considering obongocare lite is basically what's being considered. all that's really changed is the mandatory portion and some shit about selling insurance across sate lines.

Low IQ Mika lol

jesus christ

>>131761050
I love this photo so much

>>131759624
Initially I thought it was fake too. Even though it is Trump, I didn't believe that he would actually tweet that.

He actually did.

>>131768107
i was making the point clearer because for some reason the tweet wasnt clear enough theres like 30 people in the bread thinking its some sort of conspiracy /pol likes those but only plausible ones this is just misinterpreting a simple sentence

>>131759867
This tweet is why /pol/ backed trump

4chan is literally in the whitehouse

>>131760433
That's a brain scratcher

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Does anyone remember when Morning Joe was relatively fair towards Trump, and a /pol/ morning routine?

Then, Mika criticized Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, the DNC met with NBC president Phil Griffin, and Morning Joe became shills for Hillary. No more shitting on the DNC or Hillary. No more praising Trump for having balls. Joe started complaining about the muslim ban.

It's almost as if they're... colluding with DC politicians.

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>>131767532
>thinking the wall would be up in the first 2 years

the travel ban is already afoot

>>131767746
don't call it muslim ban,it isn't that

>>131767896
Major American newsrooms barely fund travel and investigative reporting. Their staff are spending most of their time at the office pretending to work, browsing twitter and goybook.

>>131761191
Fuck off you cunt L M A O

When you're the most powerful country on the face of the planet you don't' have to worry about "prestige", the world licks your asshole.

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>>131767532

>>131765204
Psycho Joe.

Trump should be on Hitchcock

>>131767889
>it lets dems say anything and get away with it
They already do, and have been for years. Where have you been?

>>131768408
no sane person expected it to be built already, but when they're pussy footing around because of eminent domain and the only ground broken is that what existing border fences already there have broken, then there's a little bit of an issue. I'll keep bitching about it until I see it, but that's just me.

>>131757119
Too bad that no amount of banter can save him from his shitty approval ratings.

>>131761191
I love when liberal Americans speak on behalf on the rest of the world on how we view Trump. The way libtards are behaving, as well as Obama, were far, far more embarrassing than anything Trump will ever do.

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>>131757119
It's a man's world. Jews, fags and women go to the back of the line, or get bantd to death. Trump is back!

>>131760098
Liberal Joe's show has been saying MUCH worse shit about Trump than what Don Imus got fired for saying. Shit channel calls itself "news" which is the even bigger problem and it's beating CNN despite CNN being on in literally every airport and most (if not all) hotels & other public places.

Over/under on info regarding Lori Klausutis coming out?

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>>131764532

>Mentally deficient insults

>>131768408

Of course it's a Muslim ban, 98% of the people banned by it are muslims. Read Trumps original statement and proposal from the campaign- it was to stop 100% of Muslims from entering the country. It didn't mention the names of any counties- it was a ban of all musliks from eveywhere. They just didn't think that was politically patebale to pass at this point. Hopefully, the SC will approve the full limited muslim ban in October and thy can start ramping it up to the full muslim ban that Trump wanted from the start.

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>>131757119

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>>131761191
>It's still demeaning as hell to the office of POTUS and lowers the prestige of America in the world.

Meanwhile, Obama made it a personal goal to become a bigger doormat than Carter.

>>131763189
Autism

>>131769049
He is "maintaining" it. The state he got the Office in was abysmal. Obama ruined the high seat of Office by not getting shit done. Trump is just carrying that torch in the public while actually getting stuff done.

>>131757119
I wish we got a president that shitposted. How can anyone dislike his way of roasting people? It's hilarious.

>>131768234
Shill

>>131763794
>>>131757119 (OP)
>I wonder if anyone 3 years ago would've believed the US would have Donald Trump as the president doing daily shit posts on twitter about people he doesn't like.


It's not that he doesn't like them. These bastards get the highest ratings in their history for being slanderous and the channel calls itself "news". They don't talk about any "news". This shit has got to end.

>>131761191

The Presidency has become a seat for shabbos goyim, a piece of theater to continue the false narrative that their is some prestige and respect to a powerless position in a lefrtist-owned democracy importing tens of millions of low IQ 3rd world brown people. It's bread and circus for the masses; Trump shits all over the bread and kills all the elephants.

The leadership and institutions that allowed whites to turn into a minority in their own home deserve to be mocked and shown for the joke that they are. Trump is the greatest president that we have had in 100 years.

>>131767750
And why did he say "no", to her?
Was she trying to seduce him?

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>>131765968
DENYING FED CASH TO SANCTUARY CITIES

LA ABOUT TO BE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>131768770
Ann is that you?

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>>131768770
as you should!
>>131768971
y-yes I know. But for the sake of the politically correct narrative liberals love so much we should not say that. You know,play the game by their rules,so they get a taste of their own medicine.

>>131769105
It's beyond me how things like the slush fund and unmasking aren't what Obama is known for.

>>131769206
Retardation and hopeless pretentiousness.

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>>131759867
Its not embarrassing at all.

>>131769530
Obama is going to be known for a lot of things in the future, and not many of them are going to be good.

>>131768947
Didn't he work for breitbart?

>>131769309
haha look MA I DONE CALLED DIS MAN A SHILL

>>131769520

No, we should absolutely say Muslim Ban. We should say it loudly, and often. We should say it because that's what t is, and we need people to know that's what it is, so that they know it's possible. We need to normalize these ideas for as many white males as possible. Much of the left's strengths come from the mental limits people self-enforce on themselves due to the false sense of might the left projects from its academic and mass media instructions. Giving them the power to control you language, thought, and behavior is what makes it seem like they're in power even when they've lost the house, senate, state legislatures and governships, presidency, and supreme court.

>>131769500
yes, I am Ann(male)

>>131761439
Sauce?

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>>131764546
Merk who?

>>131769826
Butthurt shill

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>>131757119
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

By the way- don't miss the H-bomb in this tweet.

For the dumb leftists, it will be the "Crazy Mika", facelift thing that enrages them.

For smart leftists, it will be the fact that a man with a global audience and position of authority is talking about IQ.

>>131760723
>Lyin' Ted
>Little Marco
>Low Energy Jeb Bush
>Wild Bill
>Crooked Hillary