Bleeding Facelift

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>>131756669
That's my President!

>>131756801
Not mine.

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>>131756669
>it's real
another fucking dose of outrage to come. holy shit he must genuinely thrive on it

I kinda want to report this as harassment/ bullying

Not because I think its offensive. But I want to see him banned from twitter for a glorious Shitstorm

what am I looking at?

>>131756958
It's really not a smart move

>>131756931
>checks flag
your president

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>>131756669
>it's real
God bless the American people.
>>131757010
DRUMPFT IS FINISHED NAOOoOOO!!!!

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Lets put all memes and POLITICAL OPINIONS aside, what do you think mr 2 scoops iq is?

For reference 70 = literally retarded, 85 = noticeably below average, 100 = average, 115 = noticeably above average, 130 = way above average

I'd probably say 90

Holy shit. Legit absolutely SAVAGE

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Press f to give Trump the chaos emeralds.

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>I said no!

>>131756669
This is what the founding fathers would have wanted.

>>131756931
Why? Did you opt out of being American when he was elected?

>>131757116
120+, he won the presidency and he has millions of insufferable "liberal" cunts shitting their nappies every fucking day. If he's low IQ, they are turnip tier.

>>131756669
bleeding from her face and ... wherever

say it after me, zaphod beeblebrox

>>131756669
>it's real
is that 3d chess or are the libtards right and he truly has the mentality of a toddler?

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>>131756669
Ho le fuk

>>131757116
I know you're just doing shill things, but Over 130

>>131756931
t. illegal alien

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>>131756931
Your flag says otherwise.

>>131757270
say it after me, poo in loo

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>>131756669
Oh God I can't wait to see Morning Joe's reaction

>>131756669
I think you need to be worrying more about your leader kraut. It feels really good to have a leader that actually gives a shit about his country

>>131756669
I nearly spat my coffee, because when I read it, depite being savage, I knew it was real anyways.

Oh god my whole day has been made, 10/10.

>he even fucking including the morning joe twitter tag
>i said no!

Hahahaha

>>131756669
WHAT. THE. FUCK!??!?!?!??!
I didn't vote for this

>>131757270
underrated post

>>131757116
Check out this video if you want to see his true power level
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rksd80-FCAw

>>131757116
At least 140
He's hitting IQ numbers that shouldn't even be possible

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>>131756669

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tfw the world's greatest shitposter is your president and commander of the most powerful military in human history

>>131756669
Since we are stuck with Merkel for what like 16 years I would never be arrogant enough to say anything about any other leader and whatever he does.

I'm dyin.
Electing a retarded president was the best thing America has ever done.

>>131756669
>bleeding badly from facelift
Holy shit, he gives zero fucks. Ever since the SC ruled that his twitter comments don't matter, he's been in fire.

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>>131757533
As it should be

>>131757330
Mika sounds like she's been crying lol

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>>131756669
Please explain this, i don't get what the fuck is in that tweet : |

Do you think he writes those by himself?

Or is someone writing it for him...

not like from his words
but as someone who is familiar with his thinking maybe

I think he himself writes the tweets

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>I said no!
Holy shit, is the rest of the world even trying anymore?

>>131756669
Oh god the twitter comments

Liberals: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>131757622

do some research you goddamn baby

>>131757010
Yea totally I think this will be the tweet that really does it. Thanks for the insight toothpaste.

>>131756669
I love Trump for this reason alone.

He's a free radical. Nobody knows what he is going to do or what he is going to say. Everyone pays attention to him because of it.

Much more preferable to mafioso style Obama who tried to look clean and professional on the outside but came off as a pussy among pussies on most occasions. Putin used to talk mad shit about Obama all the time because he was visually weak as a president. Guaranteed to take the diplomatic approach every time.

>>131756931
wrong

>>131757623
He def wrote that shit lol

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>>131757609
God bless Donald Trump

>this is presidential conduct to some countries

>PSYCHO JOE trending on twitter

Im glad this came through as the trending word

>>131756669
I feel like he browses /pol/

>>131757565
we shouldn't let him have the keys to the nuclear codes, huh?

>>131757622
the POTUS just publicly called Mika dumb and ugly, my slow friend

>>131756669
At least he's not Merkel.

>>131757623
This was either written or he spoke it to his assistant who typed it while trying not to laugh and typo

Everyone will smack him about this and NEVER REPORT on the tweet 20 minutes earlier about a new trade deal with mexico.

Then in 2 days time the whitehouse will come out and SLAM the press and call them fake news because of it.

Retards haven't realised it isn't a zero sum game. Trump doesn't lose the job because he becomes unpopular. The media DOES lose money if they become unliked and less trusted. He also has time on his hands. 3 and a half more years. Guess what? He can actually TANGIBLY ACHIEVE THINGS THAT POSITIVELY AFFECT THE US CITIZENS LIVES. The media can't. The Dem's can't. So he just makes them swing at him taking big chunks out of him but small chunks out of themselves, not realising the reality of the situation that he can SERIOUSLY regain all the ground he's lost. They are such fucking idiots and yes, Trump is most certainly a fucking genius and play 42 dimensional underwater chess.

Read this and weep you libtard fuckers, you know that the way the dems and media are going about it is making you like them less. That's Trump's entire goal. They are playing into his hand and either don't realise or don't care and by the end of his 4 years you will hate the man but have begrudging respect for what he has accomplished.

AMERICA FIRST.

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>>131757798
>this isn't presidential conduct in some countries

When are people going to realize that now he's firmly set up the him vs MSM narrative his "outrageous tweets" are either (almost always) truth or a nice little smokescreen to distract plebs from the big moves he and Bannon are making with the actual important people and it's being drowned out by screeching

I love my president

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>>131757622

>>131757798
>presidential conduct is a thing
Good goy, let the MSM tell you who is "presidential" or not.

Savage

So I backed up Morning Joe to the spot this tweet came out. Mika is hoarse looks/sounds like she was crying and Joe just didn't finish up the show, he disappeared. Literally Joe is Joe BTFO

>>131757910
>shilling for a government that isn't your own
Pretty sure there is a word for that, yeah it's cuck
Bet you do it for free too

>>131757825
Yeah he's secretly really smart with a huge IQ. My mistake.

>>131757798
>being a soft cunt

>>131756958
He's the glorious golden god of reality tv. It sustains him.

He is literally smokescreening the media non-stop. What the fuck is he actually doing that he keeps riling up the media and american public with pointless shit. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DEEP STATE ARE DOING.

>>131758020
I sure do. I want the man to do bloody well because I want nationalism to become attractive again for the sake of OUR country.

Call me a cuck if you want, I don't give a fuck.

Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?

We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.

>>131756669
Imagine the outrage if any other world leader would had said that.

Bless him.

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>>131757910
>regain all the ground he's lost.
I agree with most of your post, but what ground did he lose?

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>>131756669
Imagine waking up and the first thing you see is the fucking President of the United States telling the world you were bleeding out your face from a face-life

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>>131757969
>mfw just got a face lift

But in all seriousness.

Isnt this against the Twitter guidelines?

Why don't they just ban him? Is he above the (twitter)law?

>>131756961
Yeah because twitter will ban the president

>>131758042
this retard has had more success in the past two years than you will ever achieve in a lifetime. take that to bed with you.

>>131757228
He manipulated the entirety of the major world media outlets to provide over 1 billion dollars worth of coverage for free.

Granted this was done through intentional inflammatory comments, but it worked.

Everything he does places him by other peoples perception as a wild card. They think he is stupid, unscrewed, whatever other traits he supposedly carries.

I couldn't guess his Iq to be honest. No doubt his manner of speech is not particularly eloquent, however his constant pivoting, baiting and planning can't be denied as genius in some way.

>>131756669

Really no matter how much you love or hate the man you gotta step back and meditate on the fact he's completely changed the system and what someone holding the highest office can and can't say.

Folks on the left should be thinking

> The president can say some very radical things that stir the pot, imagine if it wasn't Trump and a real progressive

I'm a glass half full kinda guy :)

>>131757777

I wish he would tweet shit like this at least daily

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>>131758195
>mfw your face is bleeding

>>131757823
I would be surprised if he or people very close to him didn't.

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>>131756931
Why are you still here? Go to the EU and live out your dream in Utopia.

>>131758215
They are fucking dishonest if they would NOT ban him, but every other right wing guy who is slightly offensive

>>131756669
HAHAHA my sides

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>>131758199
are you gonna ban the most powerful man in the world?

I wish so badly for our glorious leader to tweet something in Russian. I'm sick of listening to meme news sites complaining still about russian involvement in the election.

>>131758104
Well you make a fair point and I'm happy to admit it. But I caught the end of a SBS news story and I shit you not mate it was about how Trump had a fake Time's magazine cover framed up in 3 of his hotels. Was the most blatant propaganda I've seen.
Normies are fuckwits so we're fighting a up hill battle. I wish us luck but in the mean time I'll keep lifting.

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>>131757928
best year ever

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>>131756931
pic related

Blood was coming out her nose, ears, and whatever (face).

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>>131756669
tfw its real

>>131757623
He totally writes these tweets himself if he wasn't it would have come out by now

>>131757798
>letting your enemies hand you an arbitrary set if rules you must follow

Do you realize he never would have made it past day two if he had to act "presidential"?

>>131758216
Yeah please remove his dick from your mouth for a second so I can also suck it some.

>>131758199
that would be like shooting yourself in the foot.
of course twitter is not that retarded.

>>131758199
>ban the guy who is responsible for most of your traffic

>>131757804
inb4 it disappears mysteriously

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>>131756669

It's an overused meme, but he really is a fucking MADMAN.

>>131758014
LMAO need a video of this

>>131757823
He probably does.

>>131757158
F

Trump needs those DAMN chaos emeralds

>>131757584
>Ever since the SC ruled that his twitter comments don't matter
When?

>>131757761
Always prefer ed Teddy's approach myself. Be professional in appearance and manner but don't hesitate to Crack your stick over the head of anyone who slights you.

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>>131756669
I love this guy

>>131756669
aHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I loveefe this guy

>>131758490
Sorry I admire actual success than the gripings from some fag on a mongolian finger-painting board. You're like the one hundred "DRUMPF" guy I've seen today.

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To the Tune of: Luca by Suzzane Vega
My name is Mika
I’m TV on Morning Joe
I hate Tump just like you
Yes, I think you have seen me before
if you hear something late at night
Some kind of leader or some kind of sex
Just don’t ask me who it was
Just don’t ask me who it was
Just don’t ask me who it was
Just don’t ask me who it was

I think it was because it was when I was young
I try not to tell anyone
Maby it’s because my daddy’s evil
I try not to act too disgusted
They only fuck you till your 10
After that, they don’t ask again

>>131756669
Like seriously, what he writes sounds like a 17 y old high school dropout would post on Reddit...

It was all fun till he got elected.

>>131758192
In terms of general popularity/influence. That shit does actually matter in terms of tipping the scales in the favour of his ideology, especially in the public sphere. Also puts pressure on Dems to not be dicks in the senate etc.

I'm highly confident he knows what he's doing, but it's high risk high reward when you have the 2018 elections in mind. I think he can manage it. When the wall design is finalised and actually is started in earnest that will be a turning point. I also expect trade deals to keep on gradually occurring.

I genuinely think he will get a second term. But a lot of water to go under the bridge still.

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>>131758582
lel

>>131758582
yeah because a 'MADMAN' is exactly the kind of guy that I want in a position of authority handling the ENTIRE NUCLEAR ARSENAL OF AMERICA

are all of his tweets gone? WTF

>>131756669
DOES HE KNOW HE"s PRESIDENT? FFS

>>131757228

> pissing off liberals requires intellect
> achieving presidency requires intellect

New politics I see. At least you came to the right place to learn.

I'd put him in the 105-115 region. He's clearly not the sharpest, but he has extensive experience rubbing elbows with deep state figures.

>>131756669
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT AGAIN

>>131758316

It'd make them less special

https://youtu.be/uttxscMBQwk

Trump deepdicked this slut and then bashes her when she betrays him. How sexually frustrated is she right now?

>>131758633
In regards to the travel ban. The 9th circuit argued that his twitter comments were "official statements" and they argued that the courts had a right to block his EOs based on his twitter comments or other public comments. SC told them to fuck off.

>>131758422
Self improvement is good. Breeds confidence and makes people like you.

>>131758261
Mmhm. His speeches were covered and ridiculed by the MSM who thought they'd hurt him exclusively when in reality they were opening the eyes of millions to the only right answer. They're attempts to destroy him only make him stronger, and they will never deliver a killing blow.

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>>131756669
Seriously does this make a lot of you who are from other countries want to move to the USA.

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>>131756669
>he actually tweeted that

>>131758765
its just a job title. he's still just a man. he's trying to decondition you from thinking politicians are above us

>>131756669
(don't watch anymore)

REPEAL 22ND AMENDMENT NOW, CHRIST IN HEAVEN PLEASE

>>131758906
absolutely

*inb4* Trump federalizes several major holdings, freezes accounts, and Twitter gets banned.

>>131756931
You should kill yourself then. Join the resistance!

>>131758906
not really.

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>>131758735
>In terms of general popularity/influence.
I would have to disagree, if anything his popularity has increased. You cant expect to "go by the numbers" so to speak in terms of approval rating. We all know numbers are fudged in some way or another to create a narrative. We saw that with the presidential election. I agree with the rest of your post, I believe his reelection is already assured. He would have to plainly lose the confidence of the american people at this point to lose anything.

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Feels good being at the top of the stack here on pol.

Everyone must bow to us.

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>>131757116
WRONG

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T-this c-can't be real. C'mon people, it's high politics, it should be overly serious men in grey suits speaking indecipherable nonsense about trade deals and peace corps.

Not fucking 4chan tier shitposting.

What is even this timeline?

>>131757116
Only pretentious retards care for IQ stuff

>>131758806
He's definitely smarter than Obama. Liberals think Obama was smart because he was "eloquent", when he was really just a duplicitous politician speaking at a 5th grade reading level. Only impressive to liberals who don't care about ideas, only identities.

>>131756931
>flag
yeah he's your president

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>>131756669
Everyone loves Daddy

>>131759167
t. brainlet

>>131758150
Teflon don

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>this mad man is my President

>>131757622
Mika Brzezinski btfo
Polish globalists btfo
How will Poland ever recover?

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>>131756669
THE FUCKING MADMAN

>>131759080
You're quite possibly right, however I can't imagine there are many genuine lefties who have approved of any/much of what he has done so far, and the independent's will still be scattered every which way.

Conservatives and Trump supporters will mostly be in his favour, but the negative press is tremendous and must have some impacts.

I fucking love this kike loving oompa dumpfa, 88 MORE YEARS

USAUSAUSAISA

>>131757158
F

>>131758104
This. Most people feel this way here

>>131759444
6/10

T. GERMANISTANI

>>131756669

What kind of weird translation was that?!

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>>131759444
T.putina

lel morning joe nuked

>>131758199
literally this>>131758530
Of the main reasons people give their real information for free and sign-up.

>>131758059
Weaponized Emus, your days are numbered.

>>131758020
not realizing the true meaning of "America first." It's not for Americans, though it is a sad state of affairs for nationalism that we have to think that it is. No, "America first," is for everyone else, as in, all you vassal states should think about giving America first dibs on your natural resources and so on. .

E.g.:
Thinking about nationalizing your oil? America first, cocksucker.

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Mika responded.

>>131759444
>trips
Guess its ime to change form, blessed digits of chaos guide trumps cock

>>131757116
at least 130

>>131759709
Post her tweet you mong

>>131756669
thanks, kraut
we like him too

>>131756931
illegal alien needing to get deported.

>>131759389
>the negative press is tremendous and must have some impacts.
Agreed, although I must assert most of the people who consume MSM are the left-leaning type. I agree with your conclusion that most of the authentic left will treat him and his policies with contempt, much like the hardline republicans with Obama. I believe the difference is, MSM could not criticize Obama, whereas attacking Trump on literally any topic you cna conceive has galvanized the politically impotent. In other words, most people who never cared about politics are now involved, and I believe its the independents moving towards Trump.

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>>131759682
>implying we are not the leaders in that line of military research

>>131759709
>he is using his office
Isn't there a different twitter handle for the president? Even thought it's technically the same person he's only voicing his opinion through his own twitter account not the presidential one.

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>>131759822

For you since the mong is monging

>>131756669
>Slander

Prove it's not true. Test Miki's IQ, then test Trump's IQ. Lower than his, it's the truth!

Best timeline ever.

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>>131756669
The problem with the left is they do not understand what the American people care about. They say O-care is popular well since 2009 when O-Care was signed Democrats have lost 1000+ seats in federal and state elections. America doesn't want illegal immigrants in this country and DJT gets elected. Americans want good jobs so they close coal plants that are keeping communities alive and give those people a bullshit promise that we will bring green jobs to you which they don't. As long as the Democrats have Progressives running this party they will never win another election. Their only hope is that the Republicans fuck up and run a McCain or Romney type politician again for President

>The amount of SALT replies on twitter

Holy fuuuuck

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>>131757270

>>131759755
Oh shit praise kek shadilay lol

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>>131759709
She responded with this image.

>hurr well u got small hands

Seems a little bit ableist

>>131759709
Would she be able to prove in court that she didn't get a facelift? Good luck with that.

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>>131759389
>negative press
Lol,except not, he further cements his "tells it like it is" attitude. It's impressive, honestly. Remember, yanks are not like Canadians or Australians who toe the pc line (you know you've been in mixed gatherings/company and people have said in hushed tones "you can't say that"). If anything, Americans secretly love having a president who isn't constantly reading a script. Think like an American and it makes sense.

Also, sort yourself out, Bucko.

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>>131756931
IT WAS HER TURN

>>131757116
Outsmarted msm
Outsmarted Clinton inc.
Outsmarted dnc
Outsmarted Republicans
Outsmarted msm
Outsmarted swamp monsters
Outsmarted butthurt liberals and sjw types
Outsmarted comey

Hasn't really been outsmarted by anybody yet...

He'd not only have an iq of at least 130 (i.e. in the 2% club) but he is top tier cunning and apex street smart. He has proved time an again that it is incredibly foolish to bet against him...

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>ha

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>>131756669
LMFAO THIS NIGGA TRUMP A SAVAGE

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>>131760119
It must be hard to be triggered this much so often

>>131759709
Does the cunt know what slander means?

>>131760284
t. 134 iq here, i'd put him in the 140s at least

>>131757798
Don't look up what goes on in our parliament then you soft cunt

>>131758422
>You are right but SBS...
Do you even hear yourself? Stay in Melbourne Ahmed.

>>131760208
I think there's a natural compulsion to say something that someone else proscribes.

>>131758746
Nuke Germany!
We will reclaim it in several thousand years time when the radiation has gone.

>>131758199
twitter would collapse overnight if he was banned.

That said, I wish Trump would publicly disown twitter and switch over to a platform like gab.ai where they don't do the shitty censorship bullshit. A guy like him could cause a huge portion of twitter to follow him over to gab.ai

Fuck that aids-riddled faggot Jack Dorsey

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>>131760070
>dude small hands lmao
Leftist "humour".

>>131760070
TRUMP GOT FUCKING STUMPED

WILL HE EVER RECOVER

11 yous and counting lads
keep em coming

>>131756669
trump is my dream come true. I love that we elected a retard. I just hope he goes all the way and starts WW3 so we can wipe 95% of the planet out.

>>131756931
renounce your citizenship to make this a factually correct statement, pussy

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>>131759709
IMPEACH DRUMPF!!!

>>131756669
It's hilarious how our entire country can't handle fucking banter

>>131760568
Rev up those shills

>>131756669
remind him about all the boob job and plastic surgeries Ivanka went through.

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>>131756669
> this is the most powerful being in the solar system
B E S T
T I M E L I N E

>>131760528
She's not a leftist

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>>131760110
>bring green jobs to you

sorting recyclables ...

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>>131757158
ffffffffffffff

>>131760070
DRUMPF BTFO IM WITH HER NOW

>>131760070
Yaaaaaas queeeeeen slaaaaaay

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>>131760395

His SAT derived IQ is in the 150s, I think.

Did Joe is Joe really kill his secretary?

>>131756669
I farted.

>>131757116
I'd say about 102-5. He doesn't seem like a complex problem solver. Rather far, far from it.

>>131758137
Yes sensei!!

>>131756669
Total madman.

God please clone TRUMP and give India one. Modi is good and all but Trump is just Trump

>>131760605
Age of PC. Truly disgusting

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>>131757533
I only wish I could know that feel

>>131757010
Yes, we're sure you know more about political strategy than the President of the United States and his team.

Tell us more anon

>>131760852
>Modi is good
>pakistan still exists
Pick one.

>>131760613
He will probably laugh at that too

>>131760749
yes, look it up. he was fucking her and when he got tired of that pussy, he caved her skull in with a hammer.

>>131760070
thats cute...

Its like the "basket of adorables" joke

makes me kinda feel bad for her

>>131760852
We gave you enough of our precious white genes when we invaded you shitskins thousands of years ago and brought you our civilization and way of life.

>>131760937
Come on.

Trump is demi-god
China still exists

I can pick both because things take time

>>131760395
>>131760748
140-150 IQ is insanely high and rare as fuck, he's probably in the 120-130 range which is much less rare but still well above average

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>>131760070
>dude tiny hands lmao

>>131760650
yeah she is

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>>131757116
They estimated his IQ from his Wharton admission test scores and got 152.....
You don't become a billionaire and defeat the political establishment in the greatest upset of all time by being stupid, do you anon....

>>131760569
Is it even possible to not be a citizen of any nation? I have citizenship in America, can I denounce it and just be a citizen of earth? If I have no country to which I belong will I just get executed?

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>>131760605
>It's hilarious how half of our entire country can't handle fucking banter

tweaked that for ya!

>>131756669
Ho lee shit

It's fucking real. It's really real. I'm fucking dead

Brings a tear to my American eye

>>131761123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_citizen_movement

I know its possible to have yourself declared a sovereign citizen here in the Netherlands. The government will still be on your ass for the rest of our days though.

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>>131760527
>I am done with Jack's very unprofitable disaster Twitter! Join me on 4chan!

>>131756669
>Crazy Mika
>Pyscho Joe
And the word became flesh and dwelt among us.

>>131761123
Renounce faggot

>>131757270
kek, I should have made this connection before

>>131761092
I think Trump is setting himself up to create a media empire.

>>131760070
Trump should pose with OJ's gloves while showing they dont fit him

>>131757323
Yet you didn't name the picture right. You goddamn failure

>>131761024
He's around 150, from all data points we have. Don't fall into the dunning kruger effect and think he's not too special. Dude is a fucking billionaire and clearly incredibly smart with the way he talks and his 4d chess (you can view plenty of videos that analyze the things he says and how everything is precisely the way it is for a reason, etc). He's rich, he's successful, he's been running circles around the media. The dude is smart. 130 isn't THAT smart. That's only the top 2.5%. He's way smarter than that.

>>131757158
F

>>131757010
Guarantee today's video implicates MSNBC. It's ogre.

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>>131756931
>DONALD DRUMPF AMIRITE GUYSE XD

>>131757010
>How will he ever recover
Nederlander looks up from his cuck pron to comment on something he knows nothing about. Sad. Many such cases.

>>131761468
Ooh ASTUTE

>>131761092
Not true.

http://www.snopes.com/donald-trumps-intelligence-quotient/

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>>131760976

Ahh come on now, she slipped in his office and hit her head on a desk just like he claimed.

I couldn't believe he got a pass on this when Gary Condit was being raped in the press over Chandra (((Levy's))) disappearance.

>>131761364
I never said I wanted to, I was simply asking a hypothetical, dumb-dumb.

>>131760786
I think you're right, he has average iq. in an interview, he was bragging about going to Wharton, so Howard Stern tested him by asking to solve an easy addition problem. I was really surprised when he got it wrong, as it was a 3 digit sum that a 12 year old could solve in their head.

>>131757116
Over 9000

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>>131756669
This makes people crazy!
No HR repercussions in the white house.
This guy....

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>>131760852
>Trump and Modi are new best friends
>Trump teaches Modi the art of the shitpost
>Modi begins BTFOing Muslims on Twitter
>Indians globally begin sharing Facebook posts and sending people unsolicited messages about it

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>>131761485

>>131761092
Would she sleep with me if I told her I voted for Jeb!, bros?

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>>131759215
Delet

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>>131757584
>SC ruled that his twitter comments don't matter
>he's been in fire
>he gives zero fucks
This

>>131761364
Why because you lost an election. Yes you can denounce your citizenship and move to Europe a lot of Americans do it all the time to avoid taxes. However the grass isn't always greener

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>>131761582
>snopes

srsly faggot?

>>131757798
>Shitposting during call to prayer.

Salam my friend.

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>>131761582
>snopes

>>131757116
90 seems about right, and definitely some kind of cluster B personality disorder.

>>131756669
He has no goddamn chill

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>>131756931

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kek

>>131761448
>He's around 150
you are insane if you believe this. he has extremely high social skill but that's it. he was unable to solve a simple addition problem that a 12 year old could do in their head.

>>131756931
You have to go back, Pedro

>>131758640
>Always prefer ed Teddy's approach myself. Be professional in appearance and manner but don't hesitate to Crack your stick over the head of anyone who slights you.
Was Teddy our first "based stick man"?

>>131757158
F

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>>131761637
>over 9k
exactly, he is master power level hider

>>131758906
>being influenced by a tweet

>>131761582
>snopes
Please try again

>>131757158
(Cov)F(efe)

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>>131757176
>>I said no!
Dear Cis People:

Just because you are straight
doesn't give you the right to
refuse a transwomen sex after
bringing her home just because
she wasn't born a girl.

>>131757010
It's been a good two weeks for Trump. He always let's loose a pure shitposting tweet that pisses of the MSM when he's having a good news cycle or two, so that they spend the next cycle complaining about it while he gets things done. My guess is, he's got some important behind closed doors meetings scheduled and doesn't want the media bothering him, so he let them have a tweet to pour over.

>>131761582
LOL unironically citing snopes in current year

>>131761875
>>131761818
>>131762129
>can't rebut the facts? attack the source!

>>131761980
Lol, you're fucking retarded if you believe that

The blustering loud mouthed billionaire persona is ALL AN ACT to fool people into believing he is the way you think he is.

He's been doing it for 40 years and he's been smashing people who didn't take him seriously for that amount of time.

He wants people thinking he's dumb, ya fucking dummy

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>>131756931
your flag says otherwise

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>>131758193
on top of that, imagine waking up and being a woman

>>131757158
F

>>131761795
It's renounce. That's what bothered me.

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>>131762050
Aww is someone upset that a President with balls was elected

>>131757116

155

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>>131762283
>Being this deluded.

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>>131762395
>b-b-but he h-has s-small hands
>n-not really though but i have no better rebuttal

E P I C
R E S P O N S E

>>131757270
>sees flag
you have to go back
i mean you have to leave the entire zz-plural-9-z region

I think the facelift comment was unkind. I expect it was flippant and perhaps more cruel than he'd intended to be. I don't watch fucking retarded morning chat shows so I have no idea whether or not it was deserved. I'm fine with Trump saying it. I'm not happy about a President saying it.

>>131762395
Then do it renounce your citizenship and move to whatever country will take you. Most likely Germany since you probably think Merkel is the leader of the free world

>>131760156
she didn't even deny this happened. what did she mean by this. is it true?? was her face really bleeding.

>>131762283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajn9e5AFqos
watch at 14:10
I went to school with people like him, they are gladhanders and networkers that have drive and are excellent at manipulating people. They con the professors into letting them retake exams, they cheat, etc. They are certainly not intelligent, just ruthless.

>>131756669
>Seriously he is nuts

Want to know the best part? The whole thing about the President having to get a confirmation to order a nuclear strike is a lie. He can do it himself. To any location on Earth. At any time. With nobody able to countermand the order save in the form of a military coup.

>>131762275
The source has been proven time and again to be inaccurate and even patently false in many cases. They are about as politically neutral as Katy Perry.

>>131757424
>I didn't vote for this
I sure as hell did

>>131761818
>>131761875
>>131762129
Source that snopes is bs?

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and how can this be?

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>>131762275
>snopes is the real deal cause snopes told me so!

babby's first redpill!!
research it, they are shills
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kalevleetaru/2016/12/22/the-daily-mail-snopes-story-and-fact-checking-the-fact-checkers/#1d21db77227f

>>131758906
Totally

>>131763009
Glad to hear it

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>>131760528
Delete your account.

>>131762496

That pic doesn't work when he is literally the most powerful man on earth

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how do you bleed from a facelift?

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>>131756669
What a complete embarrassment to the USA

>>131757116
156 according to former estimates

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>>131761677

>>131756669
Yea right. He's nuts because he has balls. Unlike your Marxist shill Merkel. Immigrants are over running your country, taking your jobs and harassing your women, and you guys are ok with that. Verpiß dich, arschloch.

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>>131763231

Haha good one.

Nah in all seriousness though, do actually kill yourself.

>>131763100
So it's true, leftists do masturbate to slave fights

>>131763222

there's bloody fluids that gather when the skin swells after the surgery. there's a tube placed under the skin that collects in a suction bulb.

t. guy who's wife has had a procedure or two

>>131761618
>implying that's an accurate judge of IQ

mathcucks get out

>>131758906
this tweet alone convinced me to not try to find a wife in Poland and to stay here and look in Texas instead

>>131761024
He's easily 140+. The magnitude, breadth, and prolonged nature of his success is not really possible unless you operate on a level that most people will never experience or even really understand.

The best ~1/1000 is not that unusual, and these people are everywhere on a planet of billions.

t. 145

>>131762971
Fuck Snopes. Fuck 'em with a rake.

Your fakefacts image was less-than-useless.
The Forbes article was unimpressive.
The DailyMail article (surprisingly) was super-revealing, though.

>>131762971
if snopes is so wrong it should be easy debunk their own attempt at debunking the Warton SAT score/156 IQ claim, instead of just attacking the source

>>131761980
>you are insane if you believe this
If you truly believe Trump is an idiot then that makes Hillary legally retarded.

>>131763359
>156 iq
do you have any idea how intelligent one has to be to have an iq that high? that's einstein level intelligence.

>>131756669
What a pathetic manchild. He's insecure as fuck, why is his mindset still stuck in high school?

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>>131763599
Well Poland is a great country and I would love to visit someday. However I will forever be proud to be an American where free thought, exchange of ideas and shitposting tweets at a has been morning MSM talking heads are all protected. Fucking priceless what a time to be alive

>>131758261
His speech patterns almost come off as some weird form of hypnosis. The way he says everything, the cadence, the tone, the rhythm sort of draws you in and lulls you into a state where you're processing everything at a very base level. He uses incredibly simplistic phrases and repetition and it's so vague that listeners are really left to fill in their own version of what he's saying.

Instead of coming out and saying "The situation in Syria has been escalating for the last 8 months and blah blah blah blah" he just comes out and says "The World is a Mess". Now instead of spouting policy about a topic very very few people understand or care about he's speaking to an underlying uneasiness about the state of the world. This speaks to liberals too who are put off just by hearing his voice.
Watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS3lgwixg4M
perfect example of how he talks. It's like he's speaking direct to the reptile part of the brain.

>>131758730

Fag

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>>131756669
True. His tweets are about to take down all the corruption in our government. While your country is getting overrun by sandniggers.

>>131763772

*Wharton