Donate sperm

>>131754415
I am actually paid 100 to 150 euros per session if I donate my sperm

>>131754415
Why?

>>131754415
THICC

>>131754415
is it without consequence though?
I don't think so. plus, they got pretty high standards for who qualifies as a donor.

you literally need to be Chad and a fucking normie with his life all set or else they don't let you donate. fuck them.

the redpilled way is to go all the way through and just have your own family.

>>131754415
>taking the chance that some non-white women defile your godly seed

No thank you I'd rather have just the children with my aryan girlfriend that are at least guaranteed to be pure.

>>131754415
>sperm bank
>no bitch, no problem
>ez

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>>131754415
I keep donating to your mom.
Doesn't seem to do much.

>>131754415
I thought they wipe the dna and let lesbians have babies with it?

>>131754627
well I look like a chad so that is good enough. Just act like a normie when there,and don't fap to TRAPS

>>131754415
That's how you go to prison. Good try op

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>>131754415
>He thinks his donated seed will ever land in a snatch
They just flush it down the drain if it's white or just keep it frozen forever
https://www.dailystormer.com/500-dutch-women-accidentally-impregnated-with-sperm-of-autistic-surinamese-man/

>>131754627
they only thing the mom knows is your height eye and skin color.

>>131754508
Now I know why so many of my people move to your country

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>>131754791
>>131754508
in my country you can donate 4 times per month for 1000 euro and live from it.

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>your only offspring in the world are raised by dykes
>without consequence

Didn't some lesbian couple successfully sue a sperm bank donator for child support recently?

>>131754988
In our case you are expected to give a minimum of 20 to 40 samples, with no restriction concerning the amount per month. But you are only allowed to impregnate 8 women overall

>>131754988
>what do you do for a living?
>masturbate

>>131755171
yeah. has happened more than once. Law in this area is super fucking shady.

>>131754779
>survival of the fittest
>your only purpose in life is to #spreadthatseed
this retardo lip bro has us all beat

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>>131754779
holy fuck that image

I wonder if they aborted

>>131754988

That's pretty bad because poor shitty bastards will spread

>>131754415
I've always wanted my children to be raised by fags and militant feminists

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>>131755250
Idk if that's a global rule.
And even if it is, until that happens you need to renew the stock you have there.

Which can take years till you get all 8 preggo.

>>131755250
Considering they only need technically 1 sperm per impregnation therefor 8 total, wtf do they do with all that left over spoof?

>>131754779
oh god, the horror.

and gee, thanks for bringing his retarded shit to Austria as well, as if we don't have enough mentally stunted violent degenerates among austrians already.

>>131754779
(((Accidentally))) is Karbaat a jewish name by chance?

>>131755665
I guess it's for safety purposes, in case something happens or if the woman doesn't get pregnant for some reason and needs to try again

>>131754415
Legit donor here. I have thirty children throughout the USA, UK, Canada, and Australia

>>131754779
Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhaahhaahahaaha that's fucking crazyyyy

>6'5" blonde hair blue eyed college athlete

Unfortunately I dropped out/failed and now I make shit for money. Do you think I'd qualify?

>>131755804
Same

>>131755665
One sperm. Lol. Just shove it all in the cunt. Let the greatest win the race, same way we all got here.

>>131754415
Do the doctors tell you if your sperm has been used? do they tell you who the woman is?

>>131755520
considering they noticed as the children got older it is a bit too late for that

>>131754415
You have to be quite the upper-tier male to do so, which is probably 1% of 4chan.

>>131755940
That's what bathtubs are for.

>>131754988
Holy fuck dude. One of my biggest fantasies is to eat something off of a chick's ass. Pictures like this hurt because I know that I'll never get to do it.

>>131754788
No, they have audio interviews, essays, questionnaires, childhood photographs, genetic screenings, and staff impressions of my behavior at the national clinic I'm a donor at.

>>131754415
I would sterilize myself if I could put 50 loads of seed into the skanks rectum and watch her push it out back onto my face

>>131754415
>>131754988
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>131754779
>leaking tanks

how much semen do they collect

I donated a lot of jizzums to random women during my service, I've already got 3 and I'm legitimately paranoid that several more exist... Worst yet I also spiced the rice frequently in Korea.

>>131756208
Each donation is analyzed for quantity, motility, and volume. Standardized vials containing 1 million motile sperm are created. The average donation produces between 2 - 5 vials. It takes about six vials for a natural pregnancy.

Donors are typically compensated on a number of vial basis, but it varies by agency.

>>131754988
what is your country?

>>131755520
I'm very against abortion, but this circumstance would challenge my moral compass.

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>>131756071
audio interview? thats a bit fucked, because she could recognize you by the voice.

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>>131756010
FUCK
I've been totally misusing mine.

>>131754788
In Austria it's different. they could actually track you down and the child has the right to find out who the Dad is once it's 14 years old. plus, you only get to donate once at best and then you only receive 400 euros or so I've read in a newspaper.

it's really not worth it that way and that's why nobody really wants to do it here. they actually had to ask the local military to help out because there was such a shortage of donors. in some
spermbanks you even need to have a university degree or be student or else they don't care about you.

>>131756596
There are a few hundred active donors at any given time nationwide. Since most US sperm goes overseas to the Anglosphere (they don't have compensated donation in UK/AU, so there's what they call a "sperm drought"), the odds are low.

>>131754791
>>131754988
They don't generally accept sperm from subhumans. Chances are if you look ugly, don't have an advanced degree or are socially awkward they're not gonna accept you and certainly wont want you back for more sperm donations.

>>131754415
letting a bunch of crazy single women have kids, no thanks

>>131754779
>implying this would ever happen outside the EU

>>131757040
It's mostly well-off straight couples with male fertility problems who wish to produce a natural child in order to blend in with the normies.

>>131754415
There are women that are actively chasing donors and with our fucked up feminist inspired feminist laws you might end up paying child support

>>131754415
If the little shit finds you though and proves you are it's parent you have to provide for it. Too risky imo

>look at my nigger butt

Idk. Depends on how much they would pay me and how high the risk is those kids would ever find me.

That being said, I have blond hair and blue eyes, I'm a college student and I'm 5'11 and /fit/. What are the odds that they will accept me? If they do personality tests too I might be passed though

>>131755619
There's no point in having children if you can't continue your legacy through them.
Your kids from donated sperm will probably end up as feminist sluts and then roasties if they're female, cucks or fags if they're male.
I don't see how you will continue your bloodline like this, you will just weaken it or destroy it.
Best to have a family, make kids and raise them your way (if you can find a worthy female of course, feminists and roasties are out of the question, they need to be purged from our gene pool).

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>>131754415
isn´t that chick the sexy engineer from instagram?

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>>131755074
>your only offspring in the world are raised by dykes
>literal copies of you get groomed into being trannies/drag queens by age 6
>there is literally nothing you can do about it

>>131757931
>What are the odds that they will accept me?

depends on where you live and what the spermbank's game is all about. based on your snek meme flag I assume you're a burger.

I go to Europe for 3 months each year and spend 75 days blowing out 3 loads a day into sperm banks across western Europe. I even have a limousine with a little flag that allows me to park anywhere. My number plate is 8199 84115 and the Euro sluts just go crazy over my accent.

>>131754988
Her beer isn't opened. 2/10 would not touch.

>>131758249
No I'm Dutch

>>131757397
Then what's the point of donating sperm?
Theoretically, hundreds of kids could be born from your sperm. Then what? hundreds of raging feminists demand you to play child support? Then off you go to life sentence in prison for being unable to "provide for your offspring". The scary part is that it could actually happen, it's fucked up.

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>>131756902

This. Height is a major one too. You cant donate sperm if you're below 6ft in most places, or if you have ginger hair.. Some allow 5'10'' if you're exceptional in other areas.

I personally think Sperm banks should be banned tbqh. Considering their are millions of children that are already alive and need to be adopted.

As a man you're going to be raising another persons child if you go through sperm donation. So you may aswell adopt if you want to be cuck tier, its less pathetic.

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