Encounters with wildlife

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>sitting outside train station
>wild dindu approaches
>"ay man I need to catch this train but the BITCH ASS sacurrity guard won't let me through can you tap me through"
>no because I have to get to work and pass is good every 20 minutes
>"AY YOUS A LITTLE WHITE ASS BITCH BETTA NOT LET ME CATCH YOU WITH A BLACK WOMAN IN BOSTON OR YOU GONNA GET DEALT WITH"
>smile and say "OK man"
>train is $2.75, dindu either is too poor or too stupid to pay this
>so brain dead it thinks screaming and threatening people is a good strategy to get gibs
>dindu goes into hyper chimp mode, keeps yelling and screaming
>shake my head and get up for train when it is close
>dindu sees me leaving, extreme jealousy for someone with $2.75 on his face as I enter station
>hear him chimp out again downstairs as I tap through

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