Brit/pol/ - A R E N I G E edition

First for Based Triplords.

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First for those are fucking clothes moths. Annihilate them.

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What are you doing, as an individual, to challenge this unacceptable behaviour?

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Jo Cox

>>131747309
Ave Joanna

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>>131747284

>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Cardiff in July to start a new life in England!

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to Britain! Any of you bongs want to meet up at the local pub for a warm pint next month? I'm gonna be a Brit!

maggy got me me council house

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I just got soaked lads

>>131747284

I'd take my children from school the second anything like that was suggested.

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I'll vote for anyone who promises to genocide moths and give me pokemon cards

>>131747208
i'm from buenos aires and i say kill em all!

>>131747180
freakorama5 lad

>>131747309
you think she did bum stuff?

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>>131747403

What if it gets flagged as racist on their permanent record?

Can someone explain to me what the point of the opposition bench is? Also what's the point of MP's? It's rare someone actually votes upon who their MP is instead of what party they want in government is it not? Some conservative MP's could of been doing a brilliant job and suddenly all their work becomes pointless as they are replaced by a labour MP? It all just seems a bit messy

>>131747390
>>131747284

>children get taken to mosques
>not churches and taught about their Christian history and heritage

>>131747396
Is this a Joke? Cardiff is in Wales m8 but still in Britain.

>>131747309
Who?

>>131747433
is this in australia?

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>>131747390

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>>131747284
>>131747390

Female teachers, not even once.

>>131747433

I don't care. I'm not subjecting my children to the influence of a religious doctrine I find reprehensible.

I'm on a diet thing that's worked amazingly in combination with gym 5 times a week.

While most cereal products are haram, oatcakes are halal.
Last night in the shopping they substituted ASDA oatcakes for the patrician nairns ones.

There's only 5 in a pack as opposed to nairns having seven.

This has sent me into the most illogical roid rage

>>131747484

Nope, the UK, lad.

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>>131747205
>First for Based Triplords.
fpwp

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When brave men were fighting in the Falklands for queen and country Nigel was in the city of London making money

>>131747498
>cereal products are haram
i thourght any non meat was automaticly halal

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We're fucked, aren't we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nse0Ch5_cKs

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*blocks your attempts to not be fascist*

>>131747455
i got taken to church in primary school. i went to a COE though. Got to drink wine and carry burning candles. plus the priest didn't try and bum me. that were nice. also got to visit cathedrals and churches around the country. pretty comfy desu

>>131747433
permanent records mean jack shit

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Nige is a dirty queer who loves jews and pakis.

>>131747598
Damn you're right, almost like he wasn't in the military or anything

>>131747614
Can you tell me where my country lies?

>>131747618
is that some italian facist group?
some them seem to be more c i v i c than ukip

>>131747645

The priest was probably eyeing you off and wanting to touch your bootyhole and uncut wiener though

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When I was in school the RE department sent the class away with homework to build a model Mosque.
All our parent complained that we'd never been given homework before that involved constructing a model Church so why should we do this?
The homework got scrapped and the (woman) teacher was silently seething next lesson and had it in for us the rest of the year.

>>131747692
probally either somewhere in inner birmingham or tower hamlets

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FIRST FOR #MOGGLODITE

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%23MOGGLODITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF4hJ_2aNg8

>>131747437
The opposition bench is supposed to hold the government to account. However, the system was not designed to harbour Marxist revolutionary parties such as Labour. They obviously have a different agenda than a normal party. The political party system as a whole should just be done away with.
Yes, voting for MP's based geographically is an odd system that makes little sense. You're supposed to be voting for your local representative, however, the party political system does away with this idea so now you're voting for who you want to lead the country of the two major parties, it means that MP's are far less accountable than they should be.

THIS
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT?!?!?!

>>131747738

Based parents.

There's plenty of stories from NI about parents losing their minds when the schools start doing some PC bollocks.

>>131747722
nah he got caught shagging the maths teacher

We're getting a digital charter to make sure everyone is (((safe))) online

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>>131747614
Bye bye Britain. It's odd, I never thought I'd actually witness the death of a country close up, let alone my own, yet here it is and after the initial anger I'm actually pretty nonchalant about it now.

Just let it all burn, senpai.

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>>131747790
>voting for or caring about the Tories

heh, kids.

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>>131747618
I've finally accepted to myself that fascism is the only option to save us from this mess.

>>131747797
Because no amount of talking or action will stop it.

Guys how do we kill the Tories to allow a proper conservative government to rise up WITHOUT handing parliament to Marxis Labour for 10 years in the chaos?

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>>131747921

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UK is going down the gurgler.

The funny thing is that the UK government thinks that companies like Facebook or Google are going to let it do whatever it wants, kek.

They are US-based companies, they are based and hosted in the USA. They do not give a shit what some dinky little parliament in the UK say they have to do.

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Is this the best channel on british tv

>>131748039
take it over a la trump

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Still haven't stopped being salty over the public reaction to the grenfell kebabbing lads. How can people honestly not make the connection that the day before they were still going

>haha lol keep calm carry on
>more people die in car crashes
>#dontlookbackinanger
>getting wound up over these things is divisive and unhelpful

Yet now everyone's in the throes of tragedy all month over grenfell. They literally do not give a fuck about anything unless being seen to care will get them some brownie points do they? Reeeeeeeeeeee

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>Amazon delivery
>says it's due today
>track thing isn't even halfway
It's not coming today is it?

>>131748039
from within

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>>131748114
Only minorities matter in this country. White children being raped and blown up is secondary to the plight of the foreigner.

>>131748124
amazons new parcel delivery is by far the worst
half the time its delivered at 8pm by some drunk romanian

>>131748114

Because brown people.

>>131748124
no fuckin chance

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Hi lads

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the absolute STATE of Bradford

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>>131748268
hi

>>131747960
cucked nation

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>>131748041
He's decent but the Tory machine would never allow it. They wouldn't allow themselves to be subverted like the GOP & labour.

It's like how everyone thought Boris would have been a shoe-in if Brexit won, but he didn't even try. The party wouldn't allow it.

>>131748246
>>131748255

There's no hope is there

>>131748124
they'll show up at dinnertime probabvly.

>>131748140
Lad. Sound.

>>131747674
He wasn't

>>131748376
There's still time. This should be required viewing honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wNMgxQFZpg&t=9s

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>>131747386
Benders can't have kids anyway

>>131748310
misbah is pretty qt desu.

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>>131748317
How can a man be so comfortable with showing his bare body like that?

>>131748376
Nope

>>131748039
Best option is to have a right wing group gain support like UKIP, forcing the Conservatives over to the right in an attempt to regain voters.

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>>131748516

>>131747598
>commenting on farage
>not Lord Ashcroft

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EVERYONE ITT IS ON THE LIST .... FOR ....

>MOGG-O-PHOBIA!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4CrE6IwlLg&t=9s

>(TFW LITERRALLY GOT THE 1ST ISSUE OF 2000AD AT SATURDAY BREAKFAST FOR RECREATION-TIME AT PREP-SCHOOL)


https://twitter.com/AceRimmerTwitte

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>>131748475

Won't bother shitting up the great (and of course political) Amazon delivery discussion you lot are having but there are two very important votes in the Commons tonight on NI abortion and Brexit.
Try and find time to watch them, the fallout could last several months for the Brexit one.

>>131747284
>>131747390
and that's why I'm getting a good job and sending my children to public school...

>>131748334

>IMPLYING WE DIDN'T THE GOD EMPEROR WHEN LITERRALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY EVERYONE WAS AGAINST HIM

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>>131748572

>>131748610
Don't know much about that chap. Care to give me a quick rundown?

>>131748636
The NI one could expose some of the rebel backbenchers on the Tory side, too. Very interesting choices from Bercow.

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>>131748636
>caring
I'm with that tripfag Eddie on this one desu.

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>>131748600
Yeah, why raise kids when they might just end up becoming a degenerate bumder ;^)
And no soz
>>131748634

>>131748310
>not bleaching repressed muslim sluts

you haven't lived, mate

>>131747792
Ah, so it as messy as I thought, thanks for the response boss.

>I'm bent
>I've decided not to have kids
how many excuses does one person need for being an unattractive virgin?

>>131748636

Both matter to me, but the irony of the NI abortion question is striking:

>Court to determine if NI abortion law contravenes UK human rights legislation, the outcome of which could remove the rights of the unborn child.

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>wear burka
>go into banks ok, buy anything you want unimpeded
>wear surgical mask covering your grotesque diseased face
>have to whip it off in front of everyone to prove your age

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4650138/Septicaemia-survivor-humiliated-supermarket-treatment.html

>>131748782
So you openly come to Brit/pol/ to not care about politics and to remind us of that fact.

Why are you here? Also why are you not only 'paraphrasing' that faggot but using his images? Go away Eddie.

Reminder that the Conservatives will probably hold a leadership election when the main details of Brexit are sorted. Join so we can get David Davis installed as our new overlord.

I know I sound like a massive shill, and the Conservative party isn't perfect, but I can't bear to see Brexit ruined by libtards. I love UKIP but we need to be pragmatic here and only the Conservatives can deliver.

>>131749028
It will almost certainly pass, but not be implemented. It's going to strain the DUP deal regardless as some Tories have already supported it.

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>>131748835

Lads. A joke for you on this glum day. How do you stay warm in a cold room

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Chatham happening

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>>131748782

I LIKE YOUR STYLE BROTHER

DEATH TO COMEDY!!!!!!!

ONE OF MY FAVOURITE "HOW TO TALK TO LEFTIE CUNTS" SCENES...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShTVpGuzk1M

>>131749165
by putting a jumper on you stupid fucking cunt

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>>131748932
Hope you get through this period of deep self-loathing desu senpai x
>>131749165
Feet

>>131749358
PLS BE WHITE

>Grenfell deaths beleived to be around 150

If only someone had said mass uncontrolled undocumented emotional driven immigration policies were not a good long term idea.

>>131748055
Really and its constant repeats of Escape to the Country is the comfiest

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>>131748039
Get this result.
>>131748710
>Big businessman and billionaire
>All of Belize runs around fixing his taxes for him
>For some reason a belonger of the Turks and Caicos islands despite having nothing to do with them
>Big tory donor, although he's slowed down significantly with May coming in
>Top tier pollster, although he stopped when May came in

>>131748782
The only tripfag I have filtered.

>>131749358

"serious assault", which is thought to be a domestic incident.

Source: http://archive.is/2Z6YZ#selection-3073.83-3073.145

Do the opposition party have other jobs? Do they get paid to sit around being cunts all day? I'm seriously considering dropping my interest in politics, it all just seems messy as fuck, seems its just people pretending they're getting shit done

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You have 72 seconds to defend the Tories not agreeing to unfreeze the paycap for public workers, increase funding for public services, while paying £1bn to stay in power.

>inb4 b-b-but it went to NI not the DUP

The NI gets more per capita than any other part of the UK.

>>131748124

Buying anything nice lad?

>>131749289
Go on
>>131749441
>undocumented
Americans out
>>131749601
They help their constituents, vote on shit, and sit on committees. Some of them also are part of thinktanks and pressure groups. The only people that get paid to sit around and do fuck all are the Sinn Fein MP's

>The NI gets more per capita than any other part of the UK.

Citation definitely needed.

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>>131749419

>>131749601
The opposition front bench shadow the government front bench and hold them to account (in theory anyway.) The rest of them just do their regular jobs as MPs.

>>131747484
http://www.woodlea.surrey.sch.uk/news/default.asp?storyID=46&pid=84&nid=1

Re. Grenfell: police reckon over 100 bodies unaccounted for, on top of know dead list. One corner of the building is not safe to enter, once it crumbles they will sift for body fragments but the number of dead overall is going to be high.
Secondly, to get a £500 ha dout all you need to do is show up and claim you were staying in one of the towers. I shit you not. There is a pile of cash and they are handing it out like UN aid.

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>that Samsung advert with the guy taking a picture of his newborn black baby

>>131748636
No. I can't be arsed. What's the fucking point? I'm utterly helpless to change anything, whether or not I watch them won't make a shred of difference either way.

>>131747468
Just some socialist, believed in magic money trees.

>>131749736
>In 2015/16, public spending per head in the UK as a whole was £9,076. In England, it was £8,816 (3% below the UK average). This compares with:

>Scotland: £10,536 (16% above the UK average)
>Wales: £9,996 (10% above the UK average)
>Northern Ireland £10,983 (21% above the UK average)
http://researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/SN04033
It's true but they deserve it after the troubles

>>131749875
>Secondly, to get a £500 ha dout all you need to do is show up and claim you were staying in one of the towers.

Unless you're white

>>131749654
In NI the definition of public spending is different.

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>>131749452
In case anyone was interested (you probably weren't), here's a quick mock up of our 2014 results with MMP. Much fairer, FPtP doesn't really work out of the two party world.

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>>131747309
Here, have a real one

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ALL RIGHTY NOW....

I AM 1.5 BOTTLES OF WINE DOWN, AND I HAVE 1.5 TO GO PLUS 6 BOTTLES OF HOMEOPATHIC BEER, SO

>FAIR WARNING

I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING HILARIOUS ALL OVER Brit/pol/ THREADS FOR QUITE ... SOME .... TIME....

KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON, ...

>IT'S JUST

OLD SQUAD ACTUAL

HAVING A LITTLE DRINKY......

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, UNLESS YOU ARE A FUCKING CHILD-MOLESTING-DRUG-PUSHING NIGGER (NOTHING WRONG WITH DRUGS, ...DRUGS DIDN'T DAMAGE ME BITCHES!!)

>>131749883
>watching adverts

Good got

Need a gf

>>131749452
No one seems to like may heh. Poor may.

>>131750074
OOOOPPPSSSS, ...
FORGOT THE PUDDING...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWpK0wsnitc

>>131750074
Get a job, you degenerate cunt.

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>>131748124
Sorry lad, I've got two things coming today, they had to prioritise my important items over yours

miss are Oswald desu :(

>>131750050
Do you already have that system? And while you're here, can you talk to me about how people felt about the flag referendum?

>>131749654
cos we're not pinko commies

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Shame he won't be held to account.

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>>131749002
I'm not a virgin. But my life is full JUST mode and having kids seems like an abstract concept to me right now.

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>>131749974
Cheers. Yeah agreed, it makes sense considering they're across the sea and attached to another country too.
>>131749776
Lasses in qt colourful underwear is totes my thing Rimrim

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>>131750126
buy pokemon cards and commission lewd art

>>131749358
plsbewhiteplsbewhiteplsbewhite

>>131750138

18 YRS DOD
SCIENCE TEACHER

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU LITTLE CUNT OR I'LL PUT YOU IN

>"FAGGET DETENTION"

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>>131750074
It's much to early for all that lad. Why are you doing it to yourself?

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>>131750170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGrkCjn4uTo
>I will be with you all the way
He never left us. We still have to continue his work.

>>131749654

The deal means not having Corbyn in power. £1 billion is chump change compared to that.

>>131750256
I'M IN AUSTRALIA

>21:28 HRS

>>131749654
When divided up, what does that £1 billion mean in terms of pay rises for each public sector worker?

>>131750271
is there hope, lad? he was misunderstood

>>131750242
Also

>drinking before lunchtime

You sound like the sort of bloke who eventually ends up molesting kids, purely out of boredom and being too inebriated to do anything else.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4650062/Man-dies-battered-Cobham-Services.html

Seriously, why would anyone want to live in the South East? Just seems full of wideboy Sky Sports wankers, chicken connoisseur blud senpai types and white v-logging twats who'll queue up for £40 falafel festivals.

>>131750166
SHE GIVES ME A BONER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>>131750337
It means NHS workers can buy more Greggs to tide them over in the food Bank queue

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>>131750352
There's hope. It may well be difficult but there's a chance we can take our country back.

>>131750256
>6 attacks in july 2016

wonder if they'll beat the record this year

>>131750413
Government issue puff dogs when?

Peter Hain is such a piece of shit

>>131750337
There's 15 million public sector workers. If you actually gave them the money, the teachers would strike instantly against such a measly pay rise

>>131750074

I'm guessing it's the wrong time to ask if you've ever thought of cutting down lad, but I hope you manage to get yourself back on track (I think we've spoken on here before a while back).

>>131750181
Yeah, we have electoral seats then an adjustment made based off popular vote received for List seats. For example NZ First and the Greens didn't win a single electoral seat and received theirs through list seats from vote percentage, much like UKIP should have done. Meanwhile ACT and United Future won an electoral seat each but didn't receive any from List.

Most people thought the flag referendum was a waste of time and money since it was really a forgone conclusion that it wasn't going to change. We spent a lot of money on the process of narrowing down new flags and everything involved up to the main referendum, when an initial referendum on whether we should consider changing the flag would have been much quicker, but it was our old Prime Minister's pet project. Led to a lot of nice bants though, and you still see the shortlisted flags around from time to time.

>>131750425
thanks anon. i needed this hope. i will continue the good fight.

>>131750381

YOU ARE IN FAGGET DETENTION FOR....

>.... THE REST OF YOU LIFE YOU CUNT

>>131749452
>Tories+UKIP+DUP=50%

Would've been comfy

I have an uncle that uses food banks because he spends all his bennies on fastfood/take out, drugs and alcohol. Yet he's always posting about the "fucking torie scum" keeping people like him down.

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my delivery arrived. based amazon

>>131750390
It sounds as if he got in the face of someone who wasn't in the mood for his chav antics

>>131749982
Try it

>>131750398
I do

>BBC should be called the Brussels Broadcasting Corporation says Peter Bone

Entertaining Commons today.

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>>131750227
Such a shame cara peaked 5 years ago

>>131750555
>Yeah, we have electoral seats then an adjustment made based off popular vote received for List seats. For example NZ First and the Greens didn't win a single electoral seat and received theirs through list seats from vote percentage, much like UKIP should have done. Meanwhile ACT and United Future won an electoral seat each but didn't receive any from List.
I'm Jealous. Vote those fringe parties with pride, knowing that you can make a difference

>Most people thought the flag referendum was a waste of time and money since it was really a forgone conclusion that it wasn't going to change.
Thought it would be something like this tbqh, thanks for the confirmation

>>131750390
>>131750580
Seems like pikeys having a fight to me

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>>131750540
>tfw there is genuinely no money and we're living on borrowed time.

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>>131750208
>pandering to middle-class dossers
Well we certainly can't accuse them of not knowing their audience.
>>131750234
Wait, did you actually pay for that seedy animation you've been constantly cockteasing us with?
>>131750572
Nice, what was it? I just got a qt rare orchid in the post this morning, pic related

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>Baroness Stowell dropping some truisms on the Lords

>>131750390
Ahhh that's why the petrol station was closed. I got my wallet nicked in the main services so I tend to only go to the petrol station bit now. I spend a lot of time on the m25.

Where should I move to oop narth lads?

>>131750390
>being a northern benefit leacher

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>>131750744
>tfw there is genuinely no money
Thanks for reminding me of that note anon

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>>131750744

As I said yesterday, Self preservation is the truly blackpilled ideology

when the inevitable collapse happens I am prepared for Mad Max IRL, can you say the same?

>>131750845
whats she saying

>>131750204
Properly funded public services and workers is communism?

>>131750279
>t.brexit voter

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>>131750553

I'VE CUT DOWN A FUCK OF A LOT. HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK BEFORE TODAY FOR 1.5 WEEKS, I'VE GOT SHIT TO DO HERE BEFORE I GO BACK TO UK TO LOOK AFTER ME MAM

>(I think we've spoken on here before a while back).

MAYBE, MAYBE NOT, IF I WAS SHITPOSTING I WOULD NOT REMEMBER / CARE I WOULD BE ....

>MAXXXING SJW BITCHES ALL OVER THEIR SHIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOi1l_Dkl-A&

>>131750570
I thought you had to get a letter of referral to go, and you could only go a few times a year? Was that all a lie too?

>>131750865
Harrogate, Ilkley or Otley. I'd say Saxton but there's only six houses here.

>>131750724
The shoveler may have been but I stalked the victims normiebook profile and he's definitely just an Essex shit.

Ironically he made a post about someone wearing Stone Island and acting hard, which got him killed a few days later

>>131750898
Basically told Labour fags like Sherlock to fuck off and stop trying to make everyone go to uni, then told the rest of them to stop acting like everyone who voted Leave was a mongoloid, but in a lot more words and a lot more respectfully

>>131750904
https://order-order.com/2017/06/11/mcdonnell-leave-single-market/

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>>131750897
I'd prefer DAK blackpills to the misereable 'nothing is ever going to happen' blackpills.
>can you say the same?
I'm slowly working to improve.

>>131750706
You'll never get MMP because it benefits both Lab and Con, they won't vote it away since it's not in their best interests unfortunately. I'm glad we have it so I can vote NZ First for immigration without worrying about throwing my vote away toward a Left Coalition.

We were lucky in a way with the flag referendum, since it was put forward by John Key, the lefties struggled to get a hold of it and turn it into a colonialism issue.

>>131751036
Harrogate is lovely. I'll have a scout around for jobs.
I earn £60k here and rent a shitty house. It's just not worth it.

>>131750968
I have no idea we don't speak to him anymore. I just see his facebook/twitter posts about needing to go to the foodbanks because of "fucking torie scum" right next to his "dude weed lmao posts" and "me and the missus waiting on the Chinese"

>>131751143
That's sad, man. Some people have no self respect

>>131750572
What did you get? Btw Dia a best.

>>131751036
Maybe just the attackers then. But a shovel and threatening to get a gun during a fight and driving a van screams pikey

>>131750922
You like doing things in 1.5's dont you lol

>>131751101
>You'll never get MMP because it benefits both Lab and Con, they won't vote it away since it's not in their best interests unfortunately.
I think if we get a proper third party that leeches off of one party then 1 of the 2 big parties would be in favour of it

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How would y'all feel about a world without the USA?

>>131751423
It would be shit.

>>131750922

Good to hear lad - I think us Anons care about each others welfare by and large. Safe journey back to the UK.

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>>131750751
>>131751274
that. pls no bully

>>131751423
It would be fantastic

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>>131751423
I prefer a world without the Middle East, Africa, Pakistan, etc.

>>131751409
>if we get a proper third party
UKIP is dead and Lib Dems are going to take a long time to recover from 2015 especially with Farron gone. You need a major shift in political climate to raise a third party and the only thing that's going to do that any time soon is probably fucking up Brexit

>>131751470
>>131751521

Why?

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>>131751511
Are you cute?

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>>131751511
For your sister? Your mum?

>>131751591
Boring as fck

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>>131750672
whatever happened to the Page 3 cuties like Lucy Pinder and Keeley Hazell? I miss lads mags

>>131750751
just a few animation loops and images. nothing too big lad. i've posted the artists name whenever asked.

Alcohol is disgusting
Not even a muslim

>>131751423
Potatoes and ciggies just weren't worth it

>>131751555
>You need a major shift in political climate to raise a third party and the only thing that's going to do that any time soon is probably fucking up Brexit
Around 12% of the electorate is the protest vote. Since the late 80's they voted Lib Dem, then switched to UKIP in 2015, then went to Labour in June. They won't stick around in Labour for very long, they will need somewhere to go to.

>>131751591
Because they ruin everything

>>131751733
It's pretty degenerate.

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>>131751697
>Keeley Hazell

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59388e9d6af14

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>>131751627
I'm not posting pics you h-hentai
>>131751653
no for me. I bloody hope my mum and sister don't see it hehe

>>131751591
Burgers might have no class and the CIA is cancer, but - your average yank is genuinely a good person. There's more decency and community spirit in two horse Midwest towns than across all the Southeast of England. Might sound gay but they are legitimately sound people. We just see all the coastal trash, the politics and the tumblrinas.
Aussies are also sound people, all memeing aside.
I'm fed up of pakis, nigs and a three bed terraced being £400,000 so I'm considering moving up north. The only colony that will take me is Canada and fuck that.

>>131750390

2 on 1, use of shovels, and talk of getting a gun. The attackers just sound like lowlifes to me desu.

>inb4 it's just not worth getting into a row over a parking space.

>>131751733
Are you a child instead?

>>131751903
Nah kids are ones you see out getting wankered on jagerbombs, like cool mature adults

Happy 10th birthday to iPhone! How are you lads celebrating this momentous day?

So are any Londonfags going to try to claim their £500 or was my scoop a waste of fucking time

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>>131751345

I DO LIKE TO DO ........ THINGS ...........

>>131751492
YEAH IT WAS DICEY THERE FOR A WHILE, ... MY DOC (DR. SINGH) TOLD ME MY LIVER THINKS I'M TAKING THE PISS, LOL, I TOLD HIM I WAS DRINKING A LOT OF WHISKY (MMMM DELISH ... MY FAVE) I DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT ALL THE MDA I WAS NECKING, ...

> I think us Anons care about each others welfare

OLD SQUAD BROTHER

>Safe journey back to the UK.

CHEERS CUNT

>INB4 I COME BACK & WE SORT OUT THE 'SAND-STORM' SIDE BY SIDE...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJnMQG9ev8&t=2s

>>131751780
Well for all the time they voted Lib Dem, and the fact UKIP got shafted in 2015, there's still been no serious talk of MMP that I can gather.

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>>131751862
Why though... there's absolutely nothing desirable about being as smooth as a baby's arse (as a bloke anyway)
>>131751828

>>131751864

Why not try Australia, lad? we have loads of bongs here, I work with plenty.

>>131751733
Feelin why you're right this morning, I can tell ya that

>>131751981
Alcohol has been part of human life for centuries. You're making it all about jagerbombs? You sound like either a Muslim or a child.

>>131748466
That guys just a warmonger and a psychopath looking for an excuse for mass-murder.

>google him
>literally a ethno-maoist calling for pogroms

Sounds like a honeypot to me.

>>131752068
>things r good bcos old

Nonce

>>131751697
still follow Vikki Blows, she's aged like fine wine. Absolute dream woman.

>>131752048
I can't get in legally, I'm too old and my skills aren't on the list.

>>131752115
Shitposting, eh?
Ok whatever.

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>>131752043
y-yes there is. not desirable to women maybe. and it feels nice desu

>>131752008

Well we need you in the struggle lad - listen to Dr Singh.

>>131751733
Alcohol is degenerate, weakens the mind, the body and increases estrogen production.

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>>131752079

we not gonna talk about this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4650320/Man-slits-woman-s-throat-shopping-centre-car-park.html

>>131752199
If you drink vast quantities of beer, maybe.
The fucking state of these kids.

>>131752025
>Well for all the time they voted Lib Dem, and the fact UKIP got shafted in 2015, there's still been no serious talk of MMP that I can gather.
The Lib Dems got CAMERONED with a PR referendum that wasn't PR at all. UKIP was a single issue party that will get a refurb during this parliament.

>>131752212
Seems pretty part and parcel desu.

>>131752178
Run away little boy

>>131747462
Cardiff basically is England. Fucking Wales light

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Hey lads, I'm new here. I follow British politics a lot. And want to start following this general, how many threads do you guys burn through a day and any advice for a FNG?

>>131747284
>>131747390
What the fuck, how is this allowed? Surely there are laws against this, borderline religious indoctrination.

>>131752277
Lol
> Mummy I don't like the taste of booze
>Mummy I don't like my heritage
>Mummy why can't I get a gfbecause

>Shut up and go back to your room, I'm entertaining Mr Chaudry and his friends

Cunt

>>131752207
Every talk he gives he's salivating over describing genocide. The guy is a lunatic. There's a big gap between admittance that violence is coming, and welcoming that violence.

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>>131752181
It really doesn't m8. The only possible benefit to being hairless is that it'd be easier to wipe gravy off your chest when you're having a messy Sunday roast with your top off (no that's not a euphemism)

>>131752320
*lite

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>>131747618
Red pill, date, turn her loose for the good guys.

>>131752122

How fucking old are you?

>>131752381
zero out of three from the tumblrina

>>131752371
what a non-post
why can't you just lurk like everyone else does before posting you fucking retard

>>131752386
Genocide is necessary though. Society demonstrably can't function with so many people (and in such toxic concentration and proximity to one another on all scales). I won't even get into the environmental impacts, though you should have already noticed that in your own lifetime. I hope that doesn't hurt your feefees.

>>131752555
Thanks for answering the question faggot

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>>131747284
>>131747390
Both those pictures are from the Netherlands.

>>131750250

My job will be developing the house we are living in an. i don't make enough money for the missus to quite her job and we would end up having the state bring up our child. i would rather die than let that happen. She will bring the baby up for the first year with maternity leave i will work over this time and then i change career to property developer.i will work hard and be great role model

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>>131752409
I don't have chest hair anyway desu. Just my legs. I don't like being hairy it feels disgusting. It's better that you don't know this feel.

>>131752555
stfu sour grapes mcgee.

50 shades if Gay is a great show to watch lads. On CH4

possibly gonna be away for a few hours lads. northern powergrid are in because my neighbours power cable fucked up and my house supplies the terrace

>>131751828
her kylie shoot was pretty great. i like shiny bums

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>>131752183

COUNT ON IT, ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U02E2sjwlLM

>>131752678
name 1 (one) good, non-degenerate show produced by Channel 4. I'll wait

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It begins.

Is anime degenerate? Some say it is, but I don't think you can say it is any more that you can say painting or music is.

>>131752771
Countdown

>>131752653

don't have chest hair? fucking poof.

>>131752371

>how many threads do you guys burn through a day

Not sure lad, but it's definitely more when there's a happening. Seems to have slowed a bit lately desu.

>>131752653
Body hair is perfectly natural (unless it's like a fucking rug down there), don't buy the cosmetic jew just because you've been emasculated. I think this programme might be up your street btw >>131752678

>>131752776
Blairites SUUUURGE

>>131751733
It's fine in moderation, unfortunately most people are fucking weak-willed and can only do all or nothing.

>>131752776
>Jez is forced to lead his party again
L...Labour surge

>>131752776
>Whipped to abstain
>Don't come to work today lol

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>>131752607

http://www.woodlea.surrey.sch.uk/news/?pid=3&nid=1&storyid=46

Nope, sorry lad, good attempt though.

>>131752371
We'll burn through about 8 threads in a 24 hour period unless theres a happening/something we're all watching on tv. Only 20% of the threads are actual political discussion though. 80% is in-jokes, memeing and general faggotry

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>>131752698
Later m8

>>131752577
>Genocide is necessary though.

No it isn't.
1) stop bringing them in
2) stop supporting them (aka no welfare)

They'd all leave by themselves.

It's the same with Africa, just stop supporting them; and stop saving the "refugees".

Just stop with the systems that facilitate this and the problem will solve itself.

>>131752811
shit. you win
>>131752813
nope. I'm glad. Saves me time.
>>131752836
It is natural but I don't like it.

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>>131752787
fanservice anime is. should just be hentai.

normal anime like Dragonball and Monster are fine

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>>131752776
>The Red Parliament
>Tony Blair sends his regards
And alot of his supporters will be outraged at them not realizing that he LOST to the worst Torie opposition since the dawn of time.

>>131752698
Was your neighbour growing weed?

>>131752723

Good to hear lad - one day it would be good to hear about Old Squad.

>inb4 great film clips kek

>>131752977
saves time for what? sucking knobs behind the garage?

>>131752968
ur mum is cute lad

>>131753142

Sorry lad are you gay-shaming? do you want to get the ban thrown on you?

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>>131753142
No. I am not a complete degenerate. Promiscuity is repulsive.

>>131753248
excuse me m8 have you a got an anti shaming licence at all?

>>131752956
Did you get drunk in da pub?

>>131752974
We've already given them the Promethean fire of tools and information, it's probably too late to leave them to their own devices.And those first two points are never going to happen despite how much pain and destruction it would save in the long run.
>>131752977
Saves you time from what? You can't fight nature.

NEW

>>131753149

>>131753149

>>131753149

>>131753307
Saves me time getting rid of it.
>>131753336
too early m8

>>131753303
Not enough to go fully 1488

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>>131753336
>20 posts early
>at this time of day
>on a weekday

>>131748114
Damn. I can only imagine your pain. One of the women responsible for bringing the rochdale sex gangs to justice was being interviewed on our national radio station on a talk show: penniless, jobless obviously broken by her experience-all to the complete indifference of the left, no fucking gofundme, airtime or knighthood for her, fucking sickening

>>131753307
>And those first two points are never going to happen

Far more likely than mass-exterminations of countless millions.

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>>131753074

>one day it would be good to hear about Old Squad

WE OLD SQUAD BECAUSE WE BUILT THE INTERNET.

SEVERAL PEOPLE DID NOT LISTEN WHEN WE WARNED THEM, ....

>NEVER FUCK WITH THE OLD SQUAD

THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A MEME, .... BUT, MEMES CAME TO LIFE ... AFTER THE INTERNET ....

>IMPLYING AN OLD SQUAD MEETING....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSV9S2Ol3bc&t=2s

>>131753336
>This early with no happenings when I was making a new one and updating the link

>>131753452
Should set one up

>>131753623

kek - I wouldn't fuck with the Old Squad. It has a good ring about it though. Maybe one day it will be re-memed.

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IT'S A FUCKIN OLD SQUAD THREAD LADS

POSTS SO DEEP YOU'LL DROWN

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>>131754108
EVERY NOW AND THEN WE OPEN .... AUDITIONS, .... FOR THE RIGHT TO USE THE TITLE:

>OLD SQUAD: ROOKIE STATUS

THIS INVOLVES A TEST, USUALLY STARTING WITH A QUESTION LIKE...

ARE YOU READY...?

>YOU DO NOT LOOK READY...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W0mvOsCiiQ

>>131754610

As my teenage son would say: "I was born ready" kek

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>>131755014

MISSED IT.

TEST OVER.

SORRY BROTHER, WE WILL MOVE ON TOGETHER...

>OLD SQUAD ENTRY: SECURED/NO CHANGE TODAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAUVUUhf7U0

>>131755658

Fug that episode must've passed me by and I thought I'd watched most.

Let's kill this thread.

>>131756344

I WAS GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO ATTAIN ...

>OLD SQUAD: ROOKIE STATUS

BY LIVE TEST.

YOU FUCKED UP.

BUT, ... BECAUSE YOU MAY HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED BY OUR IMMENSE-BANTS-POWER & THOUGHT IWAS JOKING, ... LAST CHANCE FOR YOU.....

CHECK THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLFAXvFYhsE

FIND US ON THE NEXT THREAD
AND

BANE MOGG ?

>>131750390
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3833239/the-betrayed-girls-bbc-one-rochdale-sex-ring-about/
bbc docementry on rochdale
Is it gonna be accurate or is it gonna get BEEBED

>>131757054

I'm ready lad.

See you in the next thread - good taste re: Moggy if I might say.

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Don't forget them, Brit/pol/.

>>131749441
Jesus, you just fucking know the final body count is going to be in the hundreds