>an elephant and a donkey Why?

they symbolize a fat and stupid nation respectively

Bitches like beg cocks, this animals have big cocks

>>131746115
Not as hot as two naked guys

FAT AND STUPID

>>131746115
Well, DemocRATS are well represented by a jackass

Bitches like big cocks, this animals have big cocks

wise vs dumbass

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>>131746115
One's fat and the other is an ass. America is a nation of Fat Asses

The donkey is because Andrew Jackson's opponents nicknamed him jackass, and Jackson thought it was funny and made it the symbol of his party. The elephant comes from a political cartoon that mocked Republicans, and the Republicans adopted it as a fuck you.

>>131746115
Wait so which one is elephant and which one is donkey?

These animals are indigenous to the US and used to freely roam the country from sea to shining sea until the navajo indians invaded.

>>131746170
underrated

>>131746115
Democrats use the donkey because one of Andrew Jackson's opponents called him a jackass.
I don't know why Republicans use the elephant.

>>131746382
Underrated.

>>131746170
That's actually pretty accurate.

>>131746415
So your politics are based on satire?

>>131746445
kek

>>131746814
Our politics are based on not giving a shit what other smaller weak countries think of us

>>131746938
Yup, classical satire.

>>131746938
Those are China's and Russia's politics, too. You should nuke them before it's too late.

>>131746115

Have (you) heard of "google?" Maybe give it a try. All the millenials seem to think it's the shit these days.

>>131746170
>>131746382

kek

It's not a donkey, it's a jackass