What's the most painless way

>>131745208
BASED

Not doing it at all.

Use plenty of lube and poppers

>>131745208
Helium tank or heroin OD if you don't mind a little needle prick

Bullet to the brain. Just don't miss and blow your face off. You'd be surprised how often that happens.

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>>131745208
Helium mask. Completely painless (won't feel like you're choking for air) and it's also very quick, you'll just pass out after about a minute or so, so you won't have to feel yourself slowly die. It's also very cheap too (can get the whole kit for less than $100). Go do it, anon

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>>131745208
Why? You don't want to revel in the chaos and insanity?
What are you, a girl?

>>131745532
Also, no shotguns, as most of the face removals I've seen as a trauma surgeon have been from failed shotgun suicides.

>>131745532
I know this is true but I still have a hard time imagining how in the fuck you miss your own head.

>>131746236
You'd be surprised. It's not so much that you miss your head, it's that you miss your brain or fail to fatally injure your brain.

As a surgeon who's had to reassemble quite a few heads after failed attempts involving firearms of various types (avoid shotguns and birdshot; you'll just look like a horror movie monster for the rest of your life), I'd actually recommend a massive dose of opioids chased with a fifth of vodka.

Order some fent or carfent on dnm. Snorting it will be plenty if you have a low tolerance. Completely painless.

>>131746935
Shotgun suicide is actually hands down the most effective method.

If I were doing it I'd use a double-barrel suspended at eye height pointed straight at my face from about a foot away, and I'd rig it to fire both barrels.

The problem is retards who put it under their chin pointing forward and away from their brain.

>>131747245
>put it under their chin pointing forward and away from their brain
Some one should help them at that point.

>>131747245
This. Simplest, quickest, and *most* foolproof way

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>>131745887
Nvm I forgot about exit bags, this is best

>>131745887
is this legit?

A fistful of benzos swallowed with large gulps of vodka. My father did it and it worked like a charm.

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>>131745208
Heroin overdose

>>131745208
Helium.

>>131746935
>opioids
>vodka
b.. but seizures, senpai?

>>131745208
Opiate overdose, I think. Hell, it is hard not to overdo it, and the result of that is just feeling sleepy with a heavy chest.

>>131745208

My Dad was diagnosed with Stage 4 Grade 4 RCC, he actually responded to chemo and had 4 good months able to eat anything he wanted, was able to travel to somewhat.

Then he got pneumonia and went downhill, he went into hospice at home and I overdosed him on opitates once he had said goodbye to everybody that matters.

He just drifted off to sleep.

I don't regret a thing.

>>131745208
Suffocation from substitute gas.
For example, CO is fine. Fumes from working car are fine and virtually painless.

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