Where do you stand?
>>131744040
I am sitting in front of my computer.
>>131744040
South and libertarian should change places.
>>131744040
Somewhere in the upper right I think
DPRK square is the ideal.
Unity of your people must be valued to preserve traditional culture from being destroyed by consumer culture.
>>131744418
Unity of people without unity of race and culture is meaningless, English teacher
>>131744456
Your people = Race. Race = culture.
>>131744532
There is a more to people than just skin color
>>131744532
America has several large racial groups in it that all have their own insular cultures, they aren't united under the flag
>>131744111
I really loved this toy.
WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>131744040
what's your political point?
also, stupid thread
I oscillate between top right and bottom right depending on how pissed I am at the time
>>131745058
>emotions dictate my political views
Pathetic really
>>131745159
fuck you dad
>>131744217
This and it would be pretty accurate
I am a European libertarian. I am unsure about which flag to pick.
>>131744970
>what's your political point?
Trumplican.
>also, stupid thread
Then make a better one, faggot.
>>131745267
>European libertarian
What's your opinion on public healthcare?
>>131744040
Somewhere between Trump and Hitler.
>>131744040
Political compass thread? Political compass thread!
>>131744040
Really feel like all these ideologies are just made-up to split the conservative base into a hundred splinters that have no individual power.
>>131744612
Kind of proves his point, doesn't it?
>>131745376
>>131744040
guess
>>131745419
>>131745348
I believe healthcare should be handled and provided freely by private companies under their own terms (these will obviously depend on the company).
>>131744040
The confederacy was libertarian? Nothing say's freedom like legalised slavery
>>131745459
>>131744217
Yes. Libertarians are over the type cuckolds to corporatism, which is the main reason they are literal braindead... and obviously a true 'libertarian' believes there's no such thing as borders since the free movement of people is the ultimate freedom.
>>131745496
>>131745542
>>131745588
This one is for (you), >>131745384.
>>131745616
Spooks are just spooks, my spook spook spook spook spook.
>>131745407
No? Multiple races cannot peacefully coexist within one nation
>>131745699
Please dont start with this one
>>131745699
>>131745487
>healthcare should be handled and provided freely by private companies
Based tbqhwy. A shame most "libertarian" parties in Europe don't think the same way.
>>131745720
They can if you only let the ones in who'll integrate properly.
Also, end welfare.
>>131745159
Not everybody had the privilege of having their social skills neglected by parents that thought the computer was an acceptable babysitter.
>>131745752
I don't think such "libertarian" parties you are referring to even exist in Europe.
Top right because that helmet pleases my autism.
>>131745752
That's because they are retards who think they can bolt on a few ideas onto the broken system and get elected then change things. You can't get rid of a shit authoritarian system via "democracy ", only violence will suffice
I suspect many of them are just trying to get into power by hoping people will be pissed off enough to choose le third way
>>131745699
>>131745744
>>131746210
>>131744040
Why do people think NatSocs are right? What is this deluded shit. National Socialism was Hitler's direct response to Marx's "Workers of the world, unite!". Marx wanted a one world government ruled by the peasants all around the world. Hitler saw the need for borders and culture. That's the only thing different from Socialism and National Socialism. He fucking put it in the name.
Being "nationalist" is a right wing thing? What the fuck is this.
the tables have turned
>>131746245
Yeah, our libertarians are even worse, though. They're not even trying to do their own thing. German libertarians are cucked to the bone and the lap dog of Merkel's party. They've scored below 5% last election so they were out of parliament. Now they are willing to suck everybody's dick only to get into power again.
>>131745528
Keeping spics off my lawn is the ultimate freedom.
I would've put fedoras on everyone to the left of the center line desu
>>131746210
>Pull lever
>Violate NAP
>AnCap might use his McMissile to kill all 6 of us
>Might also just sell us to WhoreMart, sparing our lives but forcing us all into a life of prostitution
is it worth the risk?
>>131745616
>>131744943
what fuckin faggot posts this shit on social media? it's the most transparent bait
>>131746537
This is the best damn one I've ever seen.
>>131746279
also made me chuckle
>>131745159
I thought he meant pissed as in "pissed up"
>>131744040
in between NatSoc and White Nationalist
>>131745542
WOKE
Communist square
>>131744040
All I know is, this graphic makes me realize that damn I'm solidly right-wing.
If I had to be around somebody with no choice in the matter, I'd take any one of the screeching autists on the right, over Any single one of the screeching autists on the left.
That side of the graph needs to be exterminated.
>>131746480
Isn't the lawn where a spic belongs?
>>131745489
This, but unironically.
>>131745459
This is just stupid, the poor jews are a problem, the non-American jews are a problem, the non-Governmental jews are a problem.
>>131747260
>I need a poorly drawn cartoon meme for self-assurance of my political leanings
Pathetic really
>>131744040
Proper Fascism is not presented, and I refuse to sit with National Socialists.
>>131744040
*autistic screeches from lower right*
>>131744040
I find it funny that agree with national socialism but I'm still placed in the middle. I guess it's true that national socialism is more of a philosophy than a ideologue.
>>131744040
I hover between the Trump and the Gadsden screecher. Flag unrelated obviously
>>131745528
libertarian =/= anarchist
>>131747839
Hell has a democracy?
>>131744040
Centre top, went from 'in the green but not sure why', to libtard and then to where I am now. All roads lead to the reich.
>>131744040
Hillary is right wing, retard.
>>131753057
No, it means you dont' agree with nazis other than that you're a white supremacist. As you are now, you'd despise a nazi government. Lurk moar.
you are all here, including whoever made this abomination. you dont even know what the left side means
>>131745654
so illiterate...
>>131758922
Commies really don't have a sense of humor, it seems. Probably hits too close to home, since their entire ideaology is a joke
>>131759499
1) you don't know what communism is, because your education stems from youtube videos and jpgs
2) the political compass, not just the memes, is extremely retarded on a level akin to zodiac signs. not only is it retarded as a concept, but the fact that dumb americans like the guy above think hillary clinton is a communist is literally too much ignorance to handle.
wont even comment on that retarded picture you think constitutes an argument or your lack of historical knowledge
>>131745528
>cuckolds to corporatism
literally the opposite of true
>>131749059
What the fuck is a poor, non-governmental, non-hollywood Jew going to do?
Flip the confederate and snek
True Conservative
>>131744040
Top or bottom right
Depends on my day
>>131759773
Vote and subvert.
The hollywood jews aren't in government, they're a huge problem.
The Israeli jews aren't in America, they're a huge problem.
The poor jews aren't rich, they're still a problem.
>>131759750
>you dont know what communism is
The same comeback from every commie ever
Kill yourself by starvation
>>131760277
well ye, because it's true. what you think communism is is most likely mccarthian propaganda mixed with nazi propaganda you heard as fact from your favourite basement dwelling youtuber.
i highly doubt you've read marx, or even a proper introduction to marx
This quiz is honestly shit
>confederacy
>libertarian
who ever made this was awfully stupid
>>131746210
>>131746279
>>131746425
>>131746537
>>131746617
Do you guys have the Nick Land one? I really liked it but i forgot to save it.
>>131760377
Its not difficult to understand. Communism = unattainable fantasy land. Kill yourself again for thinking its some conplex idea. I shit out higher complexity things on a daily basis
>>131760377
>read marx
>marx..
>MARX...
>MARX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS GAS.*
>>131760377
>Being so much of a faggot you larp with the flag of a failed ideology
KYS
>>131759757
hes a democrat what do you expect
>>131744040
In the place where I work.
>>131745459
Blame rich and poor Jews.
>>131745496
This is the best one of them all
>>131759750
>you don't know what communism is
Yes we do. You want to reenact the mass murder because you're a nihilist.
>>131763001
oy vey
>>131760377
>implying I haven't
>implying I didn't see through his bullshit halfway through Das Kapital
Your "real" communism cannot be obtained, because when you give government the absolute control needed to wrest all property from individuals they will never give it back. After countless tries, even the most idiotic scientist would conclude that it does not work and that you shouldn't risk so many people's lives trying to bring it again and again. But then again, you aren't very caring of your people either.
>>131762211
well ye like i said, you don't know what communism is and your whole research on it was based on youtube vids and jpgs
are you angry because i was right or what?
>>131763526
what mass murders? be a bit specific
>>131763745
>halfway through das kapital
except das kapital isn't one book, but separate volumes. you can't even lie about reading books anon?
communism isn't something to be achieved within our lifetime, but will be achieved eventually since all production will reach post-scarcity like food production has at the moment. the fact that you consider private property to be some law of nature is laughable and shows how little history you know
>>131763905
>Everything will be post scarcity
Oh god oh man oh god oh man
I'm in the fedora quadrant
>>131744040
>>131758922
if we're going by the autistic screeching
>>131764245
yes it will anon. we already have the capacity to eradicate world hunger, but we don't because it doesn't benefit the bourgeoisie that are heads of those monopolies. if the world's capital was accumulated towards advancing production methods instead of personal accumulation, things like medicine would also be abundant. The only thing in the far future would be electronics, but again with the worlds capital focused on bettering the methods of production that would also not be far
I just want to be left alone, but my barely contained rage at the idiots tearing down civilization is making me see more extreme ideologies in are more positive light.
>>131744943
I float around there.
>>131744040
Feminist square
>>131746210
Are the ones tired to the tracks jewish or muslim?
>>131760216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro
>>131765800
Only Japan.
>>131753057
the test sucks, that's why
>>131744040
this pic made my day
>>131744040
It's proven that the more you deviate from the center the lower your IQ is
Authoritarian center
>>131744456
It's not meaningless, it's impossible
>>131744040
this type of treads should be banned, this square is not pol related unless you are an autist
>>131765800 see this
>>131767437
this, it's so bad i don't do it any longer, it is completely stupid and the questions are non political but retarded
>>131744040
The current liberal system has enabled the Jews to spread their degeneracy and corrupt our politicial systems. The only way for survival is through authoritarian policies that maintain racial and cultural purity while suppressing a list of degenerate behaviors. The separation of powers and the right to keep and bear arms
is to be mixed into this new type of governance to stifle the abuse of this power.
get your hands off my money you gremlins
i'll pay for my own healthcare if i need it
>>131747839
>DEMOcracy
>>131760377
Fuck off shill
>>131745376
>Implying purple shouldn't be am I being detained master jedi
>>131769339
top kek
>>131744040
I hardly think you'll be surprised.
This one is more accurate.
>>131745384
Conservative doesn't mean everyone on the right. It's not even really a position, it's more an approach to politics based on being warey of needless or rapid change.
>>131744111
Best meme.
>>131744040
>nazi
>being right of center
>ever
>>131763905
>Implying you can't be halfway through a set of volumes
At what age did your parents drop you?
>>131745487
>provided freely by private companies under their own terms
free big macs with each Mcheart surgery
>>131744040
>compromise of green party and marijuana rights advocate is anarchist
anon please
>>131745744
Gold
>>131746597
Dont violate the NAP, no risk. Problem solved.
>>131744040
National socialism is in the middle of the red square, why does everyone always put it in the blue/center?
>>131744040
look at the 4 peronnality type, oohh now it makes more sense, and you should stand right in the middle. balanced personnality, balanced politic
Political compass used to be where pic related is now. That's where I am at at this point. I just dont fucking care anymore. After I am dead, why the fuck do I care what happens to the world?
>>131745487
are you fucking retarded
>implying corporations would provide a product out of the good of their hearts
corporations exist solely to extract wealth from the surrounding populous.
"Government healthcare" in the form of Medicare-For-All would lower costs (by getting rid of the perverse profit motive of the unnecessary middleman of insurance agencies which do nothing but shift money around and make profits off of denying care) and provide better health outcomes.
>inb4 other countries come to US for our great healthcare hurrr durrr
>inb4 rationing care durrrr
We already ration care here in the US. If youre loaded, you can afford the exorbitant costs. If you are an average American, you are living one major accident away from bankruptcy. 45k people die on the street every year in USA because we they dont have access to basic care (antibiotics, physicals, etc)
If you are in a major car accident in Canada, you get immediate attention. If you need vaccines for college, you may have to wait a few weeks.
Its not that fucking complicated. If Germany, Switzerland, Canada, every other modern nation, can do it, we can do it better.
But we cant because we need to be the world police and bomb poverty stricken brown people in some of the poorest countries in the world.
and thats my rant for the day
>>131745459
Blame the rich, blame the Jews, blame America, and blame government. They are all to blame.
>>131764530
a reasonable person on /pol/? surely this cant be?
>>131776369
nationalism is a right-authoritarian ideology, anon. related to religiosity/theocracy.
Communism is the left-authoritarian extreme
>>131776793
National socialism is not right-wing, especially not by political compass standards. If you answer according to national socialist beliefs you end up in the middle of the red quadrant. It's highly socialistic.
>>131776679
Indeed it is.
Not everyone is an alt right teenager. Most are, but not all.
>>131744040
NatSoc and White Supremacist.
>>131777022
>implying the National Socialist party of 20th century Germany is actually Socialist.
An actual SOCIalist party would work towards justice for all of SOCIety. How'd that turn out for the Jews?
Is the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea a Democratic Republic?
Fluctuate from hard left to hard right (all authoritarian side).
>>131777275
..... you mean youre a centerist authoritarian?
>Hillary voter detected
>>131744040
Well not there, that thing is full of squatters.
By the way, using left/right as an identity is a terrible paradigm as what is left and right depends entirely on who is in the legislature.
>>131777267
Read into Hitler's economic policy. He wasn't an equity socialist, but he was most certainly far left.
>>131777022
National socialism has more of a mixed economy than anything.
It is far-right socially.
These simple political squares just aren't complex enough for these things.
We can do it! Mosley always regarded himself as a man of the left.
>>131744040
green party are best
>>131770481
Monarchism
>>131777401
If you think a Royalist Liberal Socialist is centered then sure.
PFH Bernie Bro dude :P
I want to bring back the labour party of Mosley, the best PM Britain never had.
>>131777497
Touché
>>131777455
>>131777773
please see
>>131777495
Bernie's advice in voting for the lesser of two evils was so fucking flawed.
He should have flashed his manhood and ran as a third party. Reps, Inds, Dems, and nonvoters would have flooded to vote for him in unison to bring down the fucking system.
>>131778245
>Bernie's advice in voting for the lesser of two evils was so fucking flawed.
>He should have flashed his manhood and ran as a third party. Reps, Inds, Dems, and nonvoters would have flooded to vote for him in unison to bring down the fucking system.
Would have loved to see that. It makes me wonder if he was threatened or bribed
>>131778803
of course he was threatened. big brother has dirt on everybody
the CIA exists to protect itself. its a rogue agency that enacted a coup de tat (sp?) against the US govt shortly after its inception.
The USA as it was founded in 1776 no longer exists. The constitution has been scrapped.
Thats all i better post.
fuck feminism lol
>>131744040
I mostly get *autistic screeching*, but sometimes I drift into *autistic screeching*
>>131744040
I wanted to be a fedora.
Im sad.
My man.
>>131744040
What's wrong with this website is that us has no metric for social conservatism, which doesn't fit neatly into either economic left/right nor authoritarian/libertarian. I'm pretty much right I'm the middle for both of those but my traditionalist social views put me on the far right
>>131757421
Hillary's a corporatist, she doesn't have a position.
Consider myself paleolibertarian.
>>131744040
Off the chart Mister collectivist.
The red pill that most will never find the courage to swallow.
>>131784260
how do you escape from corporations when they control everything?
right where my flag is
>>131784609
By buying the corporations with bitcoins ofcourse..
Fucking commies never fucking get it
>>131778086
> cabitalism is ebil
> authoritarian, coercive centralization of all wealth, goods, and services by one organization to trickle down to the masses at its own whim is good
Have fun starving with your ubi
>>131782362
> what is top right
>>131785125
> buying lobbied, govt contacted corporations
> not just starting your own smart contract to replace literally any service provided by literally any corporation with a few autonomous robots and blockchain tech
You don't deserve that flag
>>131745528
no true scotsman pal
>>131783423
>progressivism to the right of liberalism
are you fucking retarded
>>131784260
>blame the State
>>131744217
how is a libertarian more right wing than someone who wants a confederacy?
>>131783423
communism on left-authoritarian AND lef-libertarian
>new level of down syndrome reached
>>131744040
dixie
I'm not on here
>>131789077
Liar! I see you!
>>131744111
Destroyed.
Where I need to.
>>131763905
>has to ask for the specific mass murder done by communism
IS IT MAYBE BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY?
>>131753057
look at this guy
>>131744040
If you aren't far bottom right, you aren't human.
>>131774710
Agreed.
>>131744040
>ranking on the political compass at all
It's like you don't understand what true anarchy is.
>>131790080
embarrassing
>>131791463
Anon I didn't ask for your life story.
>>131791463
hello juden
>>131786628
You're just jealous of other people succeeding where you fail.
Poor jealous people never seize to amaze me. Why don't you just take a good look where democrats are building subsidized housing and invest there and once the project is over use your fairly earned money to get republicans into the local government so that they can deregulate and privatize the rest to you at a fraction of the original cost?
I am only exercising my god given rights to buy and own private property. Why do you find it so objectable? You fucking communist libshit!
>>131789180
but I'm not, and they don't have that agorist flag setting.
>>131788974
The bottom of the chart got cut off for some reason, the bottom one says anarcho-communism. I didn't make it just took the test.