Listen Blorgald, I'm really sorry about slandering you for the past ten months or so. You have to understand, I was watching CNN every day. How was I suppose to know the whole Russia thing was bullshit? I know I've come across as a complete fucking idiot, for quite a while now, and I'm really hoping you can forgive me. I'm even fine with you having two scoooopppeeeeessss. Just don't send me to Guantanamo for acting like a traitor and inciting violence and civil unrest in America. I'll be a good boy Mr.Gloormpf. Thank you for having mercy on me.