Fascism (Shwoosh-fooh) Socialism (Boom-tss), Communism (Badoom-Pff), Libertarianism (Phooh-phooh). Long ago, the four ideologies lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Jews planned a false flag. Only the Avatar, master of all four ideologies, could stop the world war. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a tinfoilbender named Aalex Jones. And although his tinfoilbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aalex can save the world.
>>131714310
7/10
could use more irony and backstory
Cringe. What the fuck?. Amerifat posts are so fucking cringy as fuck.
>>131714638
A FUCKING LEAF
>>131714310
>tinfoilbending
>not just going with Conspiracybending
>>131714638
Day of the Rake soon, lads...
>>131714310
One went to court and died for what he believed in.
The other said he was a performance artist.
Alex Jones is just trying to make a buck off of stupid people.