/CPD/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN CHIMP

Evening Roberts.

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>>131711308
R O B E R T C O P
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>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>131711631

Nothing too much has happened thus far. Should pick up like clockwork at 11pm EST.

Running late for RRH; looks like I didn't miss much. Evening Roberts. I see Count's on board.

Ah, the sweet sound of Chicago scanner in my ears as I doze off ...

Ah Chicago how I love you so.

>>131712980

No work tomorrow for me, I want to stay up for some proper coonery.

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Emulating Secret of Mana, have some crackers and a can of smoked oysters, little rain pattering down and the dulcet tones of a dying city. I pity those who know not such cozy.

Check your keys, Roberts.

>>131711308

>MALE HISPANIC

A challenger has appeared!

>clarabelle was robbed by male hispanic

This is literally the first time I have heard that name used for anything that isn't a cow.

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>>131714202
Holy shit you're right.

>heroin overdose

Real narcan hours are upon us.

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TOO MANY BUILDINGS
NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE
LEFT TO GO AROUND

WHERE THE WIRES ARE FRAYED
AND THE PEOPLE ONCE STAYED
AND THE RUST DOESN'T MAKE A SOUND

CAN YOU AFFORD
THE EXIT DOOR
BACK TO SUBURBAN PLAYGROUNDS?

THEY LEFT ME WITH
THE BURDEN OF
THE BURDEN OF A HAUNTED TOWN

>>131714202
How do we know she wasn't? in any case her mom was nice enough to give her a cow name and not something like "chanting profit".

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MALE BLACK, LOCKED IN THE WASHROOM

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>male black, 35 years age.
>theatend cashier
>now locked himself in the bathroom

>dimoned taylor is having her boyfriend hanging out a shelter trying to beat her up

>male in wheelchair waving gun in his hand

>man in a wheelchair waving a gun around.

>Pink Zebra code 10

Did I just hear that?

>>131715114
Yes, yes you did.

>>131715114
I think i did too

>>131715114
Ahh yes, the codename for my dildo.

>>131715177
>>131715199
>>131715423

WTF does it possibly mean. I think they mentioned it completely unsubstantiated/unconfirmed.

>some nigger just called in say son was disrespecting the mother and arguing with people outside

Robert works with no-cancel policy.

>>131716545
A dad? WHAT?
RARE
A
R
E

>>131716650
It was the mother who called it in.

>>131716719
You're right. Unicorns don't exist.

>Lights are green all 4 ways.
Oh. That's a minor problem.

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>lights are green all four ways

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NINE! NINE SHOTS FIRED. AHAHA.

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>>131717027
That quality Chicago infrastructure

>>131717230
One night we had a call about a car losing its transmission after hitting a pothole.

>>131717546

I remember that, it was the only victim of the pothole either.

>>131717991

Wasn't

What's going to happen in Chicago after July 1st and the state runs out of money?

>>131718728
Hopefully unrest.

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>>131718728

>>131718728
it will probably take a week for em to burn thru the last gibsmedat the state can afford. then hopefully rioting and looting.

Have a bump, Roberts.

>male panhandling in traffic
>almost got hit by a car
>followed immediately by a guy who got hit by a car

Related?

>>131720708

50/50 it is Chimpcago. Good chance someone was doing the same thing across the intersection from him

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>retirement party
>celebratory cake and coffee
>everyone's listening is invited
This is the kind of comfy I come here for

>homicide on south wabash
>multiple victims
>three separate crime scenes

Now we're talking.

>>131721541
Are you actually a retiring CPD officer or did I miss something when I was away?

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>>131722071

Call the body snatchers.

Holy shit just tuned in and already a multiple homicide call. Fuck, this city never lets up does it? Chiraq either needs Batman or another 50k Roberts.

>>131722309

A million less dindus would fix it too.

>>131722705
I don't think there are many problems that a million less dindus doesn't fix.

>>131723183
The cost of cotton production?

>>131722146
You missed it, someone said that over the radio around 23:55 EST. He said everyone in district 17 is invited.

>someone is inside her home stealing her television

>>131724190

Stop them?

>>131711308
Mother of Christ how was Pride Parade

>Is he bothering anyone though?

>>131724470
This happened:
http://wgntv.com/2017/06/26/chicago-woman-kicked-out-of-march-over-jewish-pride-flag/

>>131724947
I love this city.

>Guy in a wheelchair laying on the sidewalk
>Bleeding from the head and passed out

Was Male Black involved or did he just fall over

Do the ghetto gangbangers in Chiraq like Australians? What would happen if I (as a tourist) went up to a group of blacks at the projects and asked to hangout with them?

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>>131725792

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>>131718728
Hopefully the chimpout to end all chimpouts.

>>131723989
This ain't the 1800's

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>>131726137
Oh fuck, does that mean their welfare isn't coming?

Raining here going to be a slow one. Stay comfy

>male arab in a trenchcoat
>assaulting people in a bar

>>131711308
It's getting heated.

Arlington residence

IT'S FUCKING RAINING
YES
YES
CLOCK STRUCK MIDNIGHT
BRING ON THE THUNDER MAGGOTS

>gunshot wound to the left hip

>>131725792
It depends on which area you're at
Latino bangers are a little more open minded
Black bangers put those with the same color skin as them before anyone else so if you chill with black bangers they'll pull some slick shit but a lot of Em be cool sometimes
South side gangbangers look sheisty but they're not as savage
Outright asking to hang out will have Em look at you funny but if you ask Em to serve you Kush and tell them to match they'll be down to cool it with you

Neet spott3d

>Commercial Alarms now get a freebies

So, I guess they are not responding to those tonight

Freebie

>>131718728
Welfare is Federal so the negros won't do anything for a week or so then once they realize all the cops are gone it will be like a zombie movie.

Zombie movies have always been an analogy for blacks; think about it.

Anyone got the /cpd/ image with the "it's all so tiresome guy" shopped in?

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>>131729688

>>131729974
Nice, thanks Robert!

>male black panhandler on the attack

>>131727303
Interesting. I've always wanted to visit the ghetto in the US and try and talk to the gang bangers. I know they're vicious but I'm not sure if they'd just just some friendly random or would actually be polite

>>131730939
Fair warning, the Aussie who tried last summer was never heard from again.

we got mores code going off in here

>eric the repo man is on site outside a bar

>>131731957
Wait what? Please explain?

Illinois will be gone very soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH-Z7-PMIwI

Check dem motha fuckin keys robert

Is that purge still a go from that mexinugget drug lord el chippy or wtf name is?

When will this happen and im hoping some decent op is in the making to track the happening

>>131733741
Some aussie was going to go camp in in chicongo for 4th of July week. He posted a picture of his plane tickets but was never heard from after that.

>>131734191
oh that was me shitposting, I never went

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>>131734191
see heres my ticket

>>131734595
kek

how much of a meme is Illionis going bankrupt?

y'all fucking ready for when Illinois goes under tomorrow?

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Any Uhauls or Penske trucks lately? All comfy in NYC.

>>131734413
I remember that, was thinking this dumb skip is going to think these apes are like Abo's and get his ass torn open. I was actually wishing it were true.

>>131738349
Yeah I wanted to follow up with a VPN so it looked like I was in the US but couldn't get one working. I'll visit one day however I wont be camping lol. Maybe go for a trip to the ghetto to check it out but quickly back to comfy hotel. I'd be keen for a /pol/ meetup in Chiraq if anyone were interested.

>>131739226
A /pol/ meetup, yea, right. Would be grand.

>>131739487
indeed it would anon, I'd need someone to show me around Chicago

Can we remove the zone 6 link, it hasnt been up for weeks now.

Also it seems like the scanner is behind? Always starts in the same place..

>>131740148
Lastly, what time west coast would be optimal for listening? I normally put it on before bed..but thats 1 or 2 in the morning here.

>>131721541
I recognize the Chicago city flag but what's that other flag?

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>>131711308
>tfw chimpcongo scanner thread