post your best ones
Someone please post the joker smuggie poking fun at the "everyone loses their minds" meme
I've been looking for it forever
>>131700517
Got a few lying around from the last smuggie thread I was in
>>131702332
But that's literally true about Trump, though.
>>131702403
>t. retard
what are you basing this on?
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>>131702403
Far from the best bait I've seen, but certainly not the worst either. You'll get there some day buddy, chin up.
>>131702367
Made me chuckle
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>>131702403
Do you see any slaughtered gays yet?
There have been more gays slaughtered before Trump taking office than after.
>>131700517
Dumping
>>131703449
i thought muslims hate jews why dont they kill any isis doesn't
>>131700517
This one gives me a hearty kek
>>131700517
This ones a keeper too
>>131700517
plebbit in a nutshell
THEY'RE FUCKING CALLED COUNTERSIGNAL MEMES
NOT SMUGGIES
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>>131700517
I like DJT but this is still funny
>>131703140
Fortunately they don't do the mental illness check anymore, it is covered as Protected Health Information, since Trump overturned Obama's gun-grabbing executive order.
>>131701954
This one?
>>131700517
More
>>131702641
That's joe rogan not molyneux
>>131700517
I like this one quite a bit
>>131700517
Next ones last
>>131700517
Finally finished
>>131703921
This one cuts deep, but should really be t:_D.
Aside from the never ending Donald thread we don't have that many blind converts.
>>131700517
Is posting lies cool now?
>>131703921
Poltard should be saying "He's just luring the jew into a false sense of confidence the bad Jews still hate his guts thats how you know its 33d Chess
>>131704418
Lurk more.
>>131703633
Im fucking crying.
>>131704418
How is his post a lie?
>>131704639
That's not what Khan said so it's a lie.
>>131704418
Disgusting animal subhuman roach.
>>131700517
>>131703575
Sincerely if you dont love your country you might as well die in other country.
>>131704724
it's a meme you dip
>>131704851
That what your mother said about you.
>>131705054
So a lie.
>>131705165
>>131702367
ugh I've seen this logic a lot lately.
It's revealing that normies are far more about lazy nihilism than any actual position
>>131700517
hate these fags
>>131704568
>roach is good he just needs MORE 4chan
Kys
>>131702809
HAHAH classic
This ones gold and gets better with age.
Posted by some faggot leaf a month before the election
>>131705515
amazing because this is literally their argument.
>>131703836
the show me a smuggy, my guy
>>131703836
you mean smuggies?
>>131703973
No it was a different face I think with something like
>carrot in baby everyone mad
>>131707604
This is bad.
What is even the point. Way too long
>>131707016
hahahahahahahahahahah
>>131702836
drumpflets will never recover!
>>131700517
This one is more of a comic, but it's kinda smuggie
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>>131708998
>yfw this actually happened
https://vimeo.com/200672866
I have a couple, but they're in a sea of unsorted images
>>131711268
While I'm here, have this, which is much older than smuggies but always a good post
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>>131711484
and because it doesn't get posted enough
>>131700517
this is literally a strawman thread, but whatever they give me a chuckle
>>131708516
This one?
>>131711452
Literally Common Core math
2+2 is one less than 5 but add the 1 and you get 5
>>131711519
Fuck, I thought that looked familiar.
>>131713430
No but keep them coming, I love it
>>131702403
i wish. id be on the trump train if that was true
>>131702836
>This is what reddit actually believes
Thanks for shitting up the board
>>131711268
Good point
Can someone do "Ebonics is a beautiful language you dumb talking redneck."
>>131711388
fucking lost
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>>131702995
>tfw american car and no tv
>>131703759
Good ol' salami nipples, he sure showed us.
>>131714046
>literally half of /pol/
And now for the finisher
>>131716554
any old woman who voted for Hillary should be removed from government assistance and left to die.
>>131716854
That's pretty damn good
>>131702946
vape pen was a nice touch
this tread
[insert poorly made leftist smuggie that will get 1000 (You)'s]
works every time
>>131702967
This is stupid. Isn't the real reason American cops kill so many people simply cowardice and incompetence? "I felt threatened" seems to be the most common excuse, so apparently the thought process isn't "I want to murder a black kid because I hate niggers" but rather "fuck, I'm terrified, BANG BANG BANG BANG".
>>131719821
A lot of times they'll tell a guy to keep his hands visible or to stop and then they just stuff their hands in their pockets and run
>>131705515
Ow goy...
>>131720333
Still, if a person cannot keep their composure when facing a dangerous situation (if not for morality or law's sake, then at least to avoid all the negative consequences pointed out by the smuggie) then law enforcement isn't a right career path for them.
>>131702995
A smuggie with a watermark?
Y tho?
Ugh
>>131721354
scrubs who have to get their memes from gay ass meme sites because they are too new
>>131721703
>going to sites other than the chon
What a bunch of losers.
>>131721892
seriously
i went to leddit r/politics and i wanted to kill myself
>>131702878
KEK
>I won't dismiss the source being Salon or GQ because it's the content that counts
>What? I don't believe your content,, look at the source you racist sexist misogynistic homophobic transphobic islamaphobe
>>131702878
"I am 12" is a legendary hidden reference
>>131721762
>Fat man holding a caks
You mean a based pede,Maga xdddd
>>131705846
did not age well
>>131707043
kek
>>131705846
Reminds me of this.
>>131703091
goddamn that face is smug
>>131703717
My sides kek
>>131719821
You're an idiot. Who probably has never seen a black person before.
>>131719446
I love this one, and the Jill Stein one that's similar.
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>>131703836
>reddit doesn't know they're really called smuggies
>>131719821
No, it's because our criminals have, even for criminals, extremely poor judgement and decision making skills. Watch this video one time and try to guess how many shots the black man got off. No cheating! Answer in my next post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qEOhceMmsA
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>>131724822
except travel ban is working now.
>>131725086
>>131714142
did someone make fun of your fedora, guy?
>>131724811
The answer? 0. The black guy in the video was not even armed. When the police officer was pointing a loaded gun at him, and knowing he was unarmed, the black man decided the best way to handle the situation was to pretend to suddenly pull a gun on the officer and point his fingers like a gun, with predictable results.
>>131723270
It's like a way to create infinite salt potential. Because without seeing the salt of whomever wrote that, I know it exists.
And knowing that it exists means I enjoy that it exists.
>>131724937
>killing your enemies is the same as the emotional/ physical trauma of an act a child had forced on him
>>131721762
Reminds me of this one I made last week.
>>131705846
Lmao
>>131725092
Good point. Only took you 6 months! It's hard to believe that for 6 months we were missing this 'vital' security measure. How on Earth did we survive?
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>>131725404
why are these in Old German and not the curly funny looking New German?
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>>131725316
Merkel's Gestapo will visit you very shortly.
>>131724026
I've seen some nigs in my life, but do you actually claim that cops kill them because of racism? If so, why do they also kill and brutalize lots of white people? I've seen statistics on /pol/ comparing crime rates and rates of suspects firing on police (divided by race) with the racial breakdown of police homicides, and it seems white people are actually being disproportionately victimized. How do you explain that?
>>131724811
Please read my response above. Maybe niggers gonna nig, but why are white people being shot on regular basis too?>>131725245
And I thought I'm a complete moron for failing (repeatedly, I did cheat) to even notice his gun, not to even mention shooting. Still, why did the cop even pull a trigger when confronted with a finger gun?
>>131725449
Amirite based Tulsipede?
>>131725367
>Jews are my enemy
The only enemy you have is your weight
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>>131725449
I truly have no clue. We got lucky, since TSA haven't stopped a single terrorist attack from ever happening.
Even that knife guy from Quebec wasn't stopped.
>>131725578
You got that right, pal
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>>131725627
Just shut up and lurk. You'll be full on 14/88 soon ;^)
>>131711484
kek
>>131714570
cute
is there r34?
>>131719446
>mfw read it in his voice
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>>131725868
>I truly have no clue
It's almost like the vetting processes for refugees are strict enough already. And get this, it's almost like the countries Trump banned don't have a history of exporting terrorists to the United States. It's sort of like he just banned some shitty countries to get an applause from his retarded base, rather than combatting terrorism effectively!
>>131716386
In regards to the wall, fixing the problem would mean persecuting Americans who employ or give business or habitation to illegal immigrants, and denying no -citizens any eligibility for the social services illegal immigrants come here for, such as public education, food benefits, housing benefits and cash support.
The problem is internal, not something that can be fixed by throwing nonsense at the huge and widely traversible border we share with Mexico.
You employ an illegal, you pay a fine many times over what the cost of a kitchen or farm full of them would have saved you.
You rent to an illegal, you pay a large fine.
You have illegals out granite countertops in your kitchen, you pay a large fine.
No employment, no benefits, no business being here.
well, looks like the shills invaded now.
leave thread.
>>131725972
Been here for a year and a half. Still think Hitler's a faggot
>>131703851
Holy fuck, my brainwashed friend does this. Heck, it doesn't matter if it's a website or person. If he sees it's EBIL NAZI ALT RIGHT related he just ignores it.
>>131725092
No it's not
>>131725547
>Still, why did the cop even pull a trigger when confronted with a finger gun?
I meant the black guy knew he was unarmed. The police officer can't make that assumption and didn't have time to check if there was a gun in the suspect's hand. My point was that, without even mentioning race, our criminals are REEEAAALLLYYY stupid and often do stupid things, like pulling a pretend gun on somebody who is pointing a real gun at you.
Also, more comical antics such as wearing stolen designer clothing to trial, when being charged with stealing that particular clothing (because the attorney told them to "dress nice" for trial), or trying to fight 4 police officers at once when the suspect is already handcuffed are common.
>>131726373
although, those that do the Vetting process say they have no idea what defines a terrorist and how to spot them. I don't remember the source, But I think it came from a Sargon TWIS a few months ago.
>>131726600
>comical antics
>>131726632
Dude, I never knew that, your unsourced claim changes everything now!
>>131703973
Poopoo in spaghetti everyone all upsetti
Amirite my fellow Spencerpedes?
>>131704884
this one's great. the hypocrisy of "generalizing" is so fucking common
>>131703970
Such discrimination is transphobic.
People suffering from gender dysphoria would have to forego their constitutionally guaranteed rights in order to seek treatment for their condition.
>>131709531
This one is clever
>>131723270
>you're immune to cognitive dissonance
isn't that a compliment? a double negative?
>>131714223
I hate these people.
>>131726663
Why did you have to post that? Fuck, I need to sleep but I can't stop reading it.
>>131725036
try hard straw man after try hard straw man be funnier and be clever
>>131722548
Whatever you say Gus Bus
>>131726882
Why do some of you alt-right faggots like Tulsi Gabbard anyway? The political positions don't really overlap.
Do they think she's hot or something
>>131725152
But Trump is literally a jew?
>>131727290
thread will be here in the morning, get your shit together and go to sleep
If this was Comedy Central the right won. If this was gay pride parade the left won. Keep them coming!
>>131727543
>Why do some of you alt-right faggots like Tulsi Gabbard anyway?
They're called "shills," anon.
>Do they think she's hot or something
Her pocked marked face gives Edward James Olmos and Tomonobu Itagaki competition.
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>>131727543
Richard Spencer and his TRS gang love her just because she said some impolite things about Israel. They don't care if she'd ban AR 15's and give millions of illegals free citizenship. TRS is controlled opposition and they're trying to co-opt this board.
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>>131718862
add teeth to his mouth mate
>>131714142
Ok but, this is right
>>131703973
This is pretty good. Definitely one of the best smuggies.
>>131707016
Gay holocaust when?
>>131728437
soon
>>131705054
>roach traps
Like Anzu?
>>131709531
I...I dun get it..
>>131705165
a paraphrase
>>131725902
severely underrated
>>131728876
Arguing that if someone truly wanted to change something, they should not use that thing until it is changed.
Very situational.
>>131721477
Best one
>>131711057
the fuck have i watched?
>>131728437
l'm a pozcuck. You want to know what that is? Listen closely.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: a black child. But the pozzed cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, their skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the HIV Twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
>>131725404
I was understanding these pretty well until I got to the last word of the first panel in this one.
>>131724937
>implying jews are human.
>>131728557
this is the comfiest philosophical dilemma involving train meme I've ever seen
>>131725152
But he did pay taxes, millions worth. Rich are the ones who pay the most income tax.
Jews are still poorer than Indians in the US.
Just the other day, there was a welfare scam recorded by already rich Jews. The whole "we'll be immoral and lend at high interest if you won't" goes back a long time.
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>>131728437
>straight people are pure and don't ever engage in depraved sexual acts
>>131730410
I lurked this board for years. I reached some pretty fucked up places in onion, I've seen a lot of fucked up shit.
Been a long time, since the real dolls that I had this feeling of truly disgust.
I hope you die, while everyone discover what you do, I hope that you die a horrible death, leaving everyone who you care about ashamed of you.
>>131733480
> normies aren't normies
are you retarded
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>>131725036
These don't work. The point is to mock hypocritical or self-refuting ideas and faulty arguments, not to just draw some fat guy saying opinions you don't like. Also they're too wordy.
>>131727390
instantly thought of benchwarmers as well
>>131703717
fucking kek
>>131719821
Poland, I love you and your beautiful country... but this is your first and only pass from me.
Don't be retarded. Think before you post.