If Russia were to go to war with the US, which side would the

>>131695885
since we are in Nato government would pick nato's side.
But honestly if I were about to go to fight I would definitely pick Russia's side

>>131695885
History is written by victors, germany is a great example.

I'd wait my judgement out to the moment someone has lost.

>>131695885
Is this loss?

Depends on the circumstances.

>>131696266
>I would definitely pick Russia's side
for what purpose

>>131695885
This would be the best thing to happen in the Simpsons.

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>>131695885
I would move to Russia cause the US gubbermint is a jewish oligarchy

>>131696863
Not dying for the international jewry maybe?

jesus fucking christ....
post the rest.

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>>131697141

That's how I know you are a true /pol/tard

>>131697141
Ikr, Lisa episodes are fucking terrible.

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>>131697800
You asked for it.

>>131697222
>>131697329
>flags

Go fuck off to Russia, then, we all know you're actually american.

>>131695885
We're not really "eastern" but it would depend on many different factors. Whatever hurts (((them))) the most so probably Russia but, you two are the sides of the same coin anyway.

Russia mass recruits Chechens and Uzbeks, we mass recruit niggers and spics, full on infantry engagement Vietnam style we drop napalm on enemy and friendly positions, sign armstice, both nations are great again.

>>131695885
Russia
And they really need to put a Slav flag on here already

>>131698362
That pic is just fucking depressing

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>>131698438
>Finland
>side with a country that attempted to invade you repeatedly within the last century

Putin does just as much Jew shit as US conservatives anyway.

>>131695885
Depends who will start a war and for what reason.

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>>131698634
So you can larp as a Russian from America even more? And the Russian Empire sided with the Union retard.

>>131698745
You have no idea.

>>131695885
Russia can't even anything. There is only 1 superpower,and now we have an actual man running it.

You better watch your mouth motherfuckers. We great again.

>>131697329
probably shouldnt fight for either side then

these fucking sampsones pictures...

>>131699006
Yes Pablo, you are

>>131695885
>which side would Eastern Europeans take
whichever side was left after the first ten minutes

>>131695885
>>131698362
>>131698754
>>131698987
Why anyone would draw characters from an adult comedy show in depressing situations - that is my question. This is the type of people who put ponies in photos of holocaust victims.

>>131698987
why does bart look scared in this picture

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>>131699102
>sampsones

>>131699187
>Yes Pablo, you are

Over half your country is asian, you can't claim to be whiter than us.

>>131698987
Not America , but im ethnically slav

Macedonia would probably stay neutral since we already got enough problems.

Also, we don't give a shit about Russia or America.

Also, how the fuck do I set my flag to Macedonian?

>>131695885
obvsly US

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>>131699562

I wonder how it happened?

>>131698987
Are we gonna get a randy stair Simpsons edition

>>131697222
So is Russia.

This thread is now simpsons thread kek

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>>131699601
So why are you larping as a dixieboo, just because novorossiya uses confederate flags?

>>131699611
You just set it to geographic location.

>>131700060
kek
why are they dying one by one
some sort of radioactive dildo?

sampsones.

>>131700182
That would explain why the children died first.

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>>131700182

>attract Eastern Europeans to thread by posting depressing images of people dying and mourning

nice

>>131700538
?

>>131700538
is this a bittersweet naked treat in the midst of their childrens deaths?

>>131700629
lol

>>131700660
Just posting images. I'm having too much fun spelunking in this autists account.

it doesn't matter because Russia would get trampled. people tend to underestimate the american military too much and overestimate everyone else. memes are one thing but the american military is a destruction machine.

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Wtf like bruh these pics just like no bruh :(

>>131695885
If the US and Russia go to war, all of Europe, but especially us on the East have to declare neutrality immediately or we perish. There is no other option.

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>>131701132
Russia would try to invade no matter what, axis-aligned eastern europe worked out fine until the end of the war.

>>131698754
>invade you repeatedly within the last century

Just one time to secure Saint Petersburg

>>131700960
If russia was a non existent threat then it would be an overt cold war with china, and failing that, over US domination of the globe

the fact that there are fights for every inch of power means this is not so

unless of course nations already ceased to exist and the localised political power moves are solely to keep the notion of democratic autonomy alive ;)

>>131701353

russia is a threat because they have nuclear missiles

i have no doubt in my mind a mobilized united states could definitively defeat russia in a few months at the most

>>131701307
If someone tries to invade, we'd fight them of course. Honestly the best for Europe would be if the US and Russia just mutally annihilated each other.

I do not wish to subjugate my country either to Western (((degeneracy))) or Eastern barbarism, much less I wish to fight for either of these.

cunty country I side with no one and order all my people to die

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>>131695885
USA all the way.

As long they both stay away from finland I don't care.

>>131695885
The only people who actually like Russia are edgy idiot Americans on /pol/. Everyone over there hates Russia. Even the russians

Russia side, not going to die for israeli interests

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>>131697329
This. On the other hand I don't like Borscht. well I guess I become pic related

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>>131695885
This is now a Milhouse thread.

>>131703292
Die for your KGB billionaire