Wtf I love capitalism now

niggers

>Drinking Water instead of Water
Dude wtf is wrong with you it's 2017

>>131694171
It's free last time I checked. But you probably frequent these shit holes so you may know better

>>131694408
>WATER
>simple and straight to the point, you know you're getting an honest product
>Water
>gay and fruity, tries to hype itself up but ultimately fails

YOU MEAN WATULD PUMPF GETS
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SPOOOOOOOOOOUTS!>??!!??!?!>!>@>?!?!>@!

>>131694524
But Water has a pretty, promising picture whereas WATER has nuffin

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>>131694546

Holy shit anon you made my day holy fucking kek

>>131694171
The right one is sea or pool water.

It's a trick to make niggers drink salt or chlorine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzpZov-VFLk

>>131694171
Maybe one is still and the other is sparkling?

>>131694828
Nah, Water looks like a chlorinated pool. very unnatural.

>>131694546
>>131694977
Kill yourselves, then send your corpses back to /r/thedonald

>>131694408
You don't get it.
It's Water (H2O) a compound of hydrogen and oxygen or the trendy cool Water(tm) which features the taste of switzerland!

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>>131694546
Try again

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>>131694171
I almost never drink anything but water. You drooling plebians.

>>131694171
just in case the first fountain runs out of syrup, they added a second.

>>131694171
Which one's got the electrolytes?

>>131695575
Water(tm)
D'uh.

>>131695164

I don't get to browse /pol/ as much as I used to. This is still new to me.

>>131696561
It was never that funny, just like the comedian it makes fun of.

>>131694524
Water is spelt correctly while WATER is American.

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>>131694171

>>131695083
no fuk u stop lying

>>131697061
sparkling niggers

>>131694171
"You want regular water, or vaporwave water?"

>drinking water
It's like you hate your taste buds

>>131694171
Only true patricians drink Water. Plebs drink WATER.

*Punches chest to restart heart*

>>131694171
one is wah-ter while the other is vaht-er(t is silent)

prepare for a lawsuit feggit

>>131694171

I guess they ran out of syrup for one of the soft drinks so they just designated two dispensers for water until they got more

Now that's capitalist efficiency

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>>131694171
>I'm a hard working guy
>and when you work hard you need something to quench your thirst, without all the frills
>that's why I drink WATER

>>131697398
> vaporwave water
Quaaludes?

>>131694171
>((Water))
>Not drinking the real white male no-bullshit WATER

I can smell the flouride in your "Water"

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>>131694171
Welcome to the Water

sparkling water tastes fucking great & isn't too bad for you
regular water is shit, you tell me who eats a meal while drinking a glass of room temperature plain water

>>131698271
Why would it be room temperature? At restaurants they bring you ice water. At home, you keep a pitcher of water in the fridge, right?

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>he drinks WATER instead of Water

>>131694171
One is for orcs. The other is for humans.

I've been a WATER drinker since b4 it was cool.
Water is all hype.

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>>131698443
whatever, even cold water with something like a steak or macaroni & cheese is shit, you cant drink it with the meal, you just have to eat, then wait a bit, then gulp down the water like its some kind of medicine
you know in other countries they often say "i have to take water" because its a fucking chore
i honestly cant believe how we evolved from water and had water this whole time yet it does not taste absolutely delicious to us, it just takes like thin spit

>>131694387
fpbp

>>131698828
I think your water must be shit city water or something. I have a well and my water tastes amazing.

>>131695164
muh its the every trump joke made is some1 from the donald maymay
>kys
stop projecting, if you wanna end yourself save the trouble of making a post.

>>131694408
The second one is sparkling water.

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>>131698828
You mean there are "people" who don't sip wine with dinner? How utterly ghastly!

>>131694171
Stockholm's tap water is fucking amazing. It's so clean and fresh. To compare, Copenhagen's water tastes like water that's been sitting out in a glass for a week to me, fucking disgusting.

>>131698828
The final red pill.

I drink liquid during a meal to push the food down because I eat too much too fast.

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>>131699016
well i guess this is possible

>>131699768
one meal & one bottle of peto bismol

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>>131694171
>Poorfags drink left swill Water while I'm drinking delicious right Water

>>131698271
>>131698828
Try buying a water filter
I grew up in a farm so I drank water from a well all my life (and still tastes great to me). But I had to move to the capital because of university. Tap water tasted like chlorine, bottled water tasted like plastic. I bought a filter and it solved my problem.

>>131694171
Dinner
>bbq chicken
>2 cups of rice
>1 whole ear of corn
>4 little Debbie brownies

>>131695164
Right like this thread was worth a fuck anyway

>>131697869
kek