Why can't women find a good man these days? Why are men

Let me tell you about the Jews...

roasties need to fuck off

>>131689653
>something very noncommittal

>>131689653
Everyone in west from kid to grownup is brainfucked by media

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See this? Why are men like this??

>>131689950
>Happy hour at a bar

>>131689653
>“There was nothing drawing me in. She was very sweet, always smiling, always bubbly. But I feel like I took two hours of my time and kind of just burned it.”

How will she EVER recover?

>>/r9k

>>131690309
is billy, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>131689900
What about them?

>>131690529
It's their fucking fault.

Honestly, in this case that woman's bitchiness is deserved. If you ever met an "actor" you'd know how fucking insufferable they are. They're like the grown up version of that kid who's dad worked in Nintendo.

>>131690578
do they make men dicks?

>>131690193
Because she's a jew? Kosher traits are inherently disgusting to normal people.

>>131690193
What? He has standards and she didn't them. Stop feeling entitled to men's sexual/romantic attraction for doing nothing.

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>>131689653
>>131690193

>>131689653
Because we have our eyes set on robowaifus

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>>131690193
>>131690309
Holy shit he BTFO that roastie

>>131689653
>>131690193
So guys are Chad dickheads and women are poor innocent beings?

Who wrote this shit

>>131690193
Lel ordering your filet mignon like that. I'm a vegetarian but even to me that's gross. If you have no class don't try to eat fancy...

>>131690801
>wearing leggings when you weigh 400 pounds

why

>>131690801
This can't be real...

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>>131690195
>found the perfect guy for her

>>131690193
dat smooth sellout moi delicous

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>>131690801
>I want a guy who takes care of himself.
>Take care of myself? You sexist, fattist bigot!

>>131690193
>yay icecream
>so that was another 20 minutes
fuck that killed me I'm laughing so hard

>>131690193
kek. Fat roastie BTFO.

>>131690193
>perfect date
>something noncommittal

probably fucks Tyrone on the daily

>>131690891
>I'm a vegetarian
How will you get muscle gains if you don't eat protein filled meat faggot?

>>131690193
My God, how brutal. I'm cringing at the thought of my own date performances now.

>>131691742

>both of them get the @ wrong

>>131690193
>taking women to a 5 star restaurant for the first date
Manlet, when will they learn?

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>>131690459
I don't think you can get anymore /ourguy/ than that

>>131691878
tell us more about the roasties you dated.

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>>131689653
nu/pol/ is reading girly magazines with a bunch of mudblood nazis...

>>131690876
>Chad
>kind of chubby 24 year old actor that can't find a girlfriend

You're not either a beta virgin shut in or a turbo alpha Chad. This guy just has standards this jewess can't meet

Because what do some women have to offer?

>>131691994
Sorry sweetie, but this needs to be addressed. Men need to stop treating women like dogs.

>>131691753
>noncommittal
I didn't even know that's a word.

>>131689653
>What does he want.
A woman with a brain.
>What does she want.
IM PICKY TEEHEE

I think we can all see who the real pain in the ass is.

>>131691948
It was obviously a free meal, the newspaper advertises the restaurant at the bottom.

I imagine she ordered the filet mignon for brunch to milk the most out of the dinner. I can get behind that.

>>131692058
Chad in terms of attitude

desu I would be happy enough to date her but she is "picky" so will spend her life getting rejected by chads with high standards

>>131692373
>What does she want
A good stable job

aka lots of money and no potential to not always have lots of money

>>131692105
Men need to stop chasing meat flaps and nipple topped mounds of fat. The only thing you have to do to be successful at being a female is shitting out a 8 pound clone and maintaining a daily calorie intact equal to or below what you consume.

Granted, shitting out 8lbs of body parts is a difficulty i do not envy.

>>131690193
That dude is a docuhebag 2bh.

>>131690193
They're as bad as each other desu

>>131691948
Judging by the review blurb at the end I'd say it was complementary in exchange for publicity

>>131690459
>>131691960

He's about as /pol9k/ as you can get. When you get tired of worshiping Kek, he can be your new god.

>>131690661

This. Know the nose.

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>>131690193

>ordered her Fliet Mignon well done

May as well have just said Ruin It.

>>131690193
>BUT I GOT MORE OF A FRIEND VIBE
Even when she's dating someone out of her league, she tries to put him in the friendzone.

>>131690193
>Orders Filet mignon on the first date
>Orders Filet mignon well done

Honestly this triggered me more than any of that other shit

>>131689653
>visibly obese girl is "very picky"
>visibly normal guy says he doesn't necessarily want the hottest chick around

Ha

>>131691835
Chickpeas? Lentils? Eggs? How do you get gains with all that hormone-injected meat faggot?

>>131691979
They're the roastie

>>131692961
>he doesn't know to eat elk meat

http://podcasts.joerogan.net/

Sort yourself out

>>131690193

>why don't men like ugly Jewish women?

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>>131690193
>Actor
>"This is not outback steakhouse girl"

He's gay

>>131692058
>kind of chubby
>says the OBESE girl

Like she can do better, and then there's the whole "omg he's probably more like a friend". She's delusional.

>>131692961
>egg isn't animal

kys

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Im a wizard and I say the fuck with all those pricks and cunts!

>>131693216
Probably just bisexual. Or maybe he's turned gay from all the fat ugly chicks with unwarrantedly high standards around him.

>>131689653
>She's picky
lmao get fucked roastie

>>131693335
post selfie

>>131692578
equal to or below what you expend, you mean

>>131690633
Piss off Mickey. Reading through this hilarious date brings me back to 70% of the dates I've been on.

Most women are stupid, vapid, money vacuums (yay icecream!) who can't take a hint. They were so used to getting split roasted in college by horny 20 year olds they have no mental codex to refer to when they meet someone with standards they are too basic bitch to fill.

>>131690649
Cause and effect.
Cause: 3rd wave radical feminism
Effect: MGTOW

Who introduced the cause? The Frankfurt school. Cultural marxists.

>>131693311
by that logic chickens aren't animals, and you support 35 week abortions

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>>131693456

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufWV60QfCTw

>>131690193
>Cooked by the instructions of Billy our waiter
>Well done filet mignon

>>131691742
Meninist is good sometimes but if you follow them you'll see its just run by angry sexually frustrated libcuck men who hate drumpf. Which is funny because the followers call out the page for being cucks all the time

>>131693736
She was just asking for it to be cooked well, not poorly

>>131691187
Yes it is. Have you browsed say Plenty of Fish/whales? It is a pure example of female delusionalism. You see 5"2 200lbs average, or a few extra pounds women posting as if they can really be picky wanting someone above average. Craigslist is the same too, the whole term BBW is also proof of the delusion as well. There is not anything beautiful about an obese woman. I call them Beached Bloated Whales.

>>131690193
ok that guy is a dick.

>>131689653
She's a slut, Norman!

>>131693736
>>131693804
I'm inclined to wonder if the waiter just had the cook make it medium-rare and she didn't know the difference.

>>131693311
H said vegetarian, not vegan. They do still consume animal products. Some even eat fish.

>>131693812
My favorite POF is the fat girls that say they go to the gym.

Like, yeah that's going to get you a Chad because you took a pic of yourself doing nothing, that one time you went to a gym.

Or better, "I'm really active and need someone who is active too"

>>131690193
>24
She is mid 30 he looks like end 30. WTF is wrong with your food americans?

>>131690193
roastie absolutely btfo

>>131692626
>Roastie detected.

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>>131690193
>showed up late
>well done
Life is too short to waste time on tasteless roasties like this, especially for a successful actor.

>I feel like I took two hours of my time and kind of just burned it
You did, next time don't spend so much time on an unknown.

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>>131693335
NYC = Brooklyn...
Confirming status = wizard....
Cunts acquired...
Proceed = (y/n)...?...

>>131689653
Because they suffer from it's always greener and won't settle down. I had a short fling with a girl when I was out of the country. She was beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful and kept her place spotless and had a great job. She had just broke up with her boyfriend of 8 years because "he traveled to much". That guy was a fucking idiot for not knocking her up and marrying her. The feminist meme of careers and the insanely high standards of girls is what's making them single.

>>131692834
He's not a Tyrone that asked her to fuck right away. She specified wanting a noncommittal first date at the bar. He treated her better than she knows she deserves at a 5 star restaurant so she reckons that he has low standards and is beta.

>>131693216
>>131693394
This may be a shock to you, considering your flags, but long before gays started using it that way men were referring to women that way in the 90's. Gays just co-opted it and made it so gay that most people moved on to saying "babe" instead.

>"Hey, girl! What's up?"
>"Damn, girl! You are fine!"
>"What is wrong with you, girl?"

You're just projecting the lisp you're familiar with onto the phrase.

>>131693216

>'actor' in NYC

In the 70s and 80s this was always meaning gay. Most of them died of aids by the late 80s to mid 90s though.

>>131689653
Because we don't have white sharia

>>131692454
>Go on a blind date with a girl.
>She asks what I do.
I'm a dish washer at Applebee's.
>She tries to act ok with it.
>She ends the date early, makes up an excuse.
>Decide to go enjoy myself after that mess.
>Few days later she texts me. "You told me you washed dishes."
ya?
>My friend said your real job is X.
So?
>Why would you lie to me.
Why would me washing dishes bother you so bad, could it be your a greedy whore?

and thats how I stopped my friends from blind date bullshit.

>>131693736
I read through the tweets.

Dumb bitch ordered well done because she is a stupid jew roastie has no idea what shes doing

Waiter and /ourguy/ tell her to get medium rare

>>131690649
>do they make men dicks?
T. white knight beta cuck or assmad landwhale roastie

>>131692626
Lol, more like had self confidence you loser. Hold your own and don't give her an inch, and she won't ask for it. When you treat her better than you want she won't ever thank you for it, ever.

>>131694012

Maybe medium well. Pink in the middle but no blood.

>>131692105
Well you can thank feminism for the treatment. Also we treat each other like dogs, so you are being treated equally.
Also
I might add, that since the majority of you do not want a traditional relationship, yiu have put your only offering to men is as a wet hole to get off in.

>>131694012
He probably whispered to the waiter to do it like that to represent what her tough, shredded pussy is like.

>>131694738
Is this one of your ex-girlfriends?
https://www.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/2kgn6c/woman_breaks_up_with_her_boyfriend_of_10_months/cll6lbo/

>>131689653
>Why can't women find a good man these days?

Because a 'good man' is a fucking meme for what is desirable to a worn out prostitute these days and does not indicate either a man or someone who is good.

Roasties future is sub 100$ hookers for degenerates..

>>131691890
This

>>131694738
you blew the roastie out my friend.

>>131694738
You are fucking dumb. There is nothing wrong with a girl wanting to marry someone that gives her security. That's programmed into them not to date guys they deem not suitable to protect them and make them feel secure.

dumpy women like this should off themselves

I just remembered this. If you guys want some keks, this article was written about me

http://torontolife.com/city/life/tinder-tales-donald-trump-supporter/

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>>131690801
She's not overweight, she's a morbidly obese piece of human trash.

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>>131690193
>well done

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>>131690193
>>yay icecream
>>so that was another 20 minutes

>>131695424
>You are fucking dumb. There is nothing wrong with a girl wanting to marry someone that gives her security.

Here's some cash. Spread your legs and I'll dump some cum into your infertile cunt. Security for what? A deposit in a family court?

Get fucked.

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>>131690193

>well done filet mignon

you fucking cunt

>>131695424
Who cares? He didnt want to be there anyway. Nothing better than trolling/reality checking a spoiled roastie

>>131690891
The president gets his steak well done and with ketchup.

It's a presidential meal.

If a woman has -
Dated outside her race.
Been with too many dudes.
Has kids.

Not interested in the slightest
Fuck off.

>>131695465
>http://torontolife.com/city/life/tinder-tales-donald-trump-supporter/
Haha, sick triumph bro. I actually put my Art of the Deal away when a lady comes over and then put it out into the open the morning after so she can see it.

>>131695465
show us some pics to prove it

>>131690649
Technically yes

>cut vs uncut

>>131689653
How does an F-list nobody actor afford rent on the Upper East Side?

>>131694738
DESU if you're a dishwasher, that means you're a failure at life.
Nobody wants to date a failure.

>>131695197
This is so fucking dumb.
> hurr durr shallow cunt dumped me because she wanted to date someone that could provide for her and their future children.

All the guy had to say was he lived modestly and had inheritance. She would have been fine. Instead he wants to do true love bullshit.

>>131695424
>White knighting golddiggers

Or perhaps you're just a worthless golddigger yourself either way you need to kys

>>131693554
Yeah but all that's true of actors, too. I would know, I have a degree in theatre with a vocal minor. They're retards.

>>131695882
gay porn actor. he's an artist. a performance artist.

>>131695882

Trust fund kid.

>>131690193
>Well done

Anyone that orders a steak like that well done needs to be helicoptered.

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>>131690193
The ice cream part

Looks like a viral ad for the steakhouse.
The girl likely just don't know that good meat is supposed to be eaten with blood, no need to be asshole about that.

>>131695961
> a girl wanting to date a guy with a stable job and not on the same tier as a wetback is a gold digger
You MGTOW faggots need to grow up, you aren't entitled for a girl to open her legs because you were rejected a couple times for not achieving anything.

>>131695794
The article got my book wrong btw I have a signed copy of Crippled America not anything by Ann Roastie

I was a total gentlemen all night. Couldnt believe she got that triggered by looking at my bookshelf when I already made her cum

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>>131690193
>She ordered her filet mignon well done

>>131695800
https://m.imgur.com/r/4chan/ngYfG

I already proved it when I discovered the article here on /pol/ you can read through the thread idgaf about proving anything itt

>>131696242
P R O O F
R
O
O
F

Unanswerably open-ended questions
No context
Division ops: you just can't trust x
DO NOT REPLY TO SPAM

Because men are smarter nowdays. Wonen are fun, bubbly, sexy and like to party up to about age 30. After that, they get fat, bitchy and run up tons of debt. Plus, who wants to fuck the sane old hag every night.

>>131695197
>https://www.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/2kgn6c/woman_breaks_up_with_her_boyfriend_of_10_months/cll6lbo/
That whole story reeks of LARPING.

>>131690193
God I cringed. Ideal first date a picnic? fucking LOL. Confirmed this manlet has not been on many dates before. He looks like a cunt too. You don't take girls to restaurants on first dates, what an aspie, life isn't a fucking movie. You take girls for alcoholic drinks in a trendy bar. Soft light, booze, and a relaxed informal atmosphere (also good exit opportunities).

He is a nu-male, essentially.

>>131696019
I know, Ive spent plenty of time around theatre/actor/video cucks as well

I genuinely believe our guy dindu nuffin besides the autistic "dont be nervous" part

>>131690193
Are we judging men in general or just what the "reporter" chose to write about this one man ?

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>>131690193
(((Alissa))) of Brooklyn
Kike-Goblin face
Late
Well done fillet mignon
>Why can't I find a man

>>131689653
He looks like a fag but she really isn't that attractive.
Looks like something I would try to pickup during last call.

Are there any more of these?

>>131696575
stop trying so hard

>>131689653
>women are humble and just trying their best to find a nice guy
If you support feminism, you deserve to be spit upon, mocked, used and dumped, and every other kind of shit that can happen to you.

>>131696715
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>>131696437
You may see my book

>>131696425
the rest of your proofs. idgaf about proving myself itt

>>131696425
ahah nice one breh

>>131694589
Only niggers talk like that

>>131696209
>You MGTOW faggots need to grow up, you aren't entitled for a girl to open her legs because you were rejected a couple times for not achieving anything.

>Projecting entitlement mentality onto others

>Roastie confirmed.

Never said I was entitled you worthless roastie, I just don't want to waste my time with a shallow, materialistic, golddigging whore. Especially when most of those women look like the one in OP's pic who should just be grateful for whatever they can get. Its funny how women are allowed to have all the standards in the world but if a man has just one he is considered a sexist or a loser.

>>131694107
nothing, we get the same base food as everywhere else, but our culture seems to accept eating processed and tv dinner type meals as a normal everyday thing, its fucking annoying when you dont eat that way and people always have some kind of backhanded comment about my "eating healthy", i dont even really eat healthy in any extreme way, i use butter to cook everything, i just understand its a cooking medium not a condiment

>>131690193
>he friend zones her
>she deluded herself in having friend zoned him

>>131695424
Sure! If they're a virgin and want to actually commit for the long term including children then they can have said standards! If they however are a whore who sleeps around and had a bunch of guys prior, this is very much having your cake and eating it too.

You can either be a strong independent womyn who gets to fuck around or you can look for a provider and a be a homemaker. You don't get to do both.

>>131696209
>being this fucking mad
The dude didn't want to fuck her. How could he be entitled for a girl? He told her to fuck off

You are just a woman.

>>131689653
>see news paper
I stopped there.

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>>131696421
I don't even know wtf that is. Maybe duck?

>>131690193
Her nose is huge.

>>131697353
You have to be 18 to post here

Its a french steak btw. You have to import it from france, like champagne

>>131695953
Yeah what a shitter. He'll never find anyone now being a multi millionaire

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>>131690193
when women wear ugly tops like this its because they have a fat gut, no tits, or most likely: a combination of the two

By the way lads,

#teamBilly

shall we start the fire?

>>131694738

Yeah I do this shit just for fun sometimes.

Most of the time I respond with, "well I'm a welder by trade." (which isn't a lie, I used to be a welder and obviously still know how to do it). The truth is that I'm a cop and most of the time the instant I say that I either get some liberal cunt who hates cops or some badgebunny shitter that just wants to get BLUED.

>>131693335
>Sao Paulo
Max Payne must be crushing it there

>>131696505
Most of the women on the forum believed it to be true, she later on followed up and got the same backdraft she did get the first time. Remained consistent throughout and showed great roastie logic and justification of her actions. So it might actually be one of the genuine cases given most of the roasties did believe it was.

>>131690459
I think he's a closet faggot, but he handled the (((cunt))) properly regardless.

>>131690193
Hahahaha, oh shit. Fucking boomroasted.

>Ordering your filet well done
unironically kys

>>131694059
>My favorite POF is the fat girls that say they go to the gym.
Yeah, I had one message me, all she talked about was the gym, even though she was a fat fuck.

>>131695424
So by that same logic if a nigger walked up to a white girl and said hes got a reasonably stable job that was gained through affirmative action, we would have another race traitor couple and genetic failure of offspring as a result? Another cum hole for a nigger huh

>>131692058
He was Chad in relation to her.

Also chads don't have to be rich, beta providers have to be rich. That's why women fuck around with chads in their youth and then settle down with the nice guy provider with a stable job when they turn 30 and are done with the party club girl lifestyle.

>>131697691
Your occupation strikes me as one that presents a lot of opportunities, yet few one would actually pursue. Lots of attractive women in gubbmint, but they are liberal cunts. Then you have the box wine, damaged goods MILF and the degenerate whores out in the community. Are you still single?

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>>131697770
The only thing Mr. Payne is crushing is another bottle of Kong.

>>131689653
why are women constantly needing comedy? i hate people who tell jokes constantly and i'm not a fucking clown, go to the local funpark for that.

>>131695424
t. Beta provider

If the woman is a non virgin who's been fucked by other men she isn't entitled to any man.

>>131695424
You must be confused. This is current year, women don't need to provide for and protect them anymore.

>>131690195
What the fuck is wrong with half price drinks? Goddamn teetotalers.

>>131698244
>And what kind of town was this? One where I didn't speak the language and they didn't water down their drinks, so for now, we seemed to get along just fine.
>Of course, that was about to change...

>>131689653
You did it to yourself, through divorce court.

Eventually, someone is going to take notice of the fuckery that is going on and do something about it.

This guy did: https://youtu.be/J6KohcFbkuY

>>131690649
>do they make men dicks?
They make products out of man dicks, sooo...

>>131689653
how do people still use the "i love when" segue when all it does it tell the world, "yeah I'm a passive aggressive cunt, here's my gripe"?

>>131689653
>131689653
oh and the guy in manlet queer and that woman looks like an ugly frumpy jew

>>131689653

>She was about five minutes late which annoyed the shit out of me.

I mean granted modern women are full of shit; but that dude does sound like a dick if 5 minutes is enough to annoy the shit out of him.

>>131698342
>Not understanding that women are essentially grown children who want to be protected, provided for, and entertained like children do.

>>131696728
>Looks like something I would try to pickup during last call.
>desperately trying to pull skank kikes out of the bar after midnight
Confirmed for Bernie voter

>>131690193
It's pretty clear. He's an "actor", basically wasting time trying to be the next D-list celebrity. Worthless.

She strikes me as the type of woman who will smile at your face and talk shit behind your back. "Good sense of humor"? No, sweetheart, you showed your cards early when you said you wanted a guy with a more "stable" profession. You want money. You want to live in a gated community and shop at Whole Foods. You want two kids and to be a SAH mom with a golden retriever. Then, after about 7 or 8 years, when you're in your mid 30s, you'll file for divorce and live off of alimony payments and child support talking about how "raising my kids by myself is hard, but I do my best", looking for compliments to keep your ego boosted way beyond what it should be.

t. married guy who lives in a subdivision and shops at Whole Foods

>>131698940
It shows a lack of consideration, he was on time, she should be too. Accepting anything less makes you a passive beta. I understand his frustration as well. Women like to test what they can get away with, usually in he form of tardiness, due to their inherent passive aggressive nature.

>>131696575
don't neg me bro don't neg me

>>131699086
nah. That girl has fucked a couple guys above her attractiveness for one night and now thinks she's able to date one.
A long term planner would admit to happy hour being her date go to.

>>131690193
While it seems like a fake hit piece on men, the guy could be less douchey about it. Maybe because I'm no Chad, but even if you don't like someone you can at least try to have a good time or be polite.

>>131695930
You're a fucking retard. I know quite a few upper class people who started small. My dad being one of them.

My father was a grocery bagger. He met my mom at said grocery store. He went on to finish college and make high-frequency sensors and nuclear bomb triggers in the 80's. He's now retired and is very well off, much of which I will inherit.

Don't apologize for roasties. Immediately rejecting someone on the first date because of their employment is roastie behavior.

>>131699086
What the hecks a 'subdivision'? I live in a 'suburb'. Around here divorce is not very common, its not like on tv with made up people and drama/divorce, just normal people.

>>131690801
Please be trolling.

>>131694799
Wasn't this obvious?

Are /pol/lacks seriously that bad with women, they can't pick up a story?

>>131695424
>There is nothing wrong with a girl wanting to marry someone that gives her security.
agreed. provided she a) doesn't work b) is a virgin and c) intends on raising two plus children. otherwise she's a gold digging cunt.

The guys an actor AKA broke as fuck, probably snobby snarky liberal on top of that, no wonder he's single

>>131692626
>rosbif

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>>131694738
It matters dude. I'd be more concerned on her general level of intelligence and perception if she fell for it.
>disgusting hands
>looks like he fights for minimum wage
Unless you look like a scrub or you are larping about your "dates" on the internet then she was just a seriously handicapped chick. In that case fuck her. I would care if my date was a dishwasher, but I'm perceptive enough to figure out that someone rolled those stats before meeting them.

t. 35

>>131698231

If you are a cop and you want pussy you can get immense amounts from pussy by walking into any bar and flashing a badge. That being said badge bunnies are fucking terrible for actually dating but quite a few of them are pretty attractive.

I'm still single because while a lot of women really love the *idea* of dating police officers, the reality is much shittier.

We work constantly, at weird times, sometimes up to 70-80 hours a week, and we work schedules that can rotate from 4 on/4 off to 8 on/ 6 off. We do not have a set schedule most of the time

Most of us have seen some shit, there was a study that ended up getting stepped on that showed near half of patrol cops with 5 years of experience had PTSD or symptoms related to PTSD. I personally think this is an extremely low number, but it, unfortunately, means that most of us are emotionally unavailable at best.

Our stories are always better than yours, and we're sorry. I will go over to a girl's house after work, shoot the shit a little, ask about their day and get a "oh it was so terrible, I accidentally dropped this guy's coffee and he yelled at me for like, 15 minutes." Then they ask about my die and I'll mention something like "yeah I worked a fatality wreck and a pretty bad domestic." Then they feel all shitty and want to comfort me, and I don't want that shit because believe it or not *I do this shit every day and I don't need you to feel bad for me, you asked about my day and I told you about my day.*

The only relationship that I've had last more than about 2 months was with an ER nurse, because if you are in emergency services the only people that really get it are also in emergency services.

>all these people saying he's a douchebag
>when he stayed the whole time and then some, made it seem like he was having fun, and didn't throw a tantrum
>all he did was say it was a shit date after the fact

I don't get it.

>>131689653
Tits or GTFO

>>131699506
There is a difference between being a dishwasher and working as a dishwasher or grocery bagger during college.
Cunt.

Jesus I'm 26 and look like a high school kid compared to these people. And she is ugly as fuck, yet thinks she is a prize. Probably had over 20 dicks already.

>>131689653
>>131690193
Fake and gay. This is obviously an advertisement for the steakhouse.

>>131690578
>>131689900
this

>>131699956
so about half the number you've had?

>>131699564
>What the hecks a 'subdivision'?
It's a specific community within a city or suburb. They have names like "Wakefield Grove", "Terrace Lands", and other nonsense shit that sounds luxurious or whimsical. The houses are fairly expensive, sometimes they're gated, some aren't. They usually also have a small council (Homeowners Association) that dictates what your yard should look like, whether or not you can have a flag, what color your shutters need to be, etc.

I'm currently in a battle with my HOA. They're starting to threaten me with a lien on my home because I didn't get my new shingles "approved" by them. Bunch of faggots. I've got an attourney going over the contract.

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>>131689653
the guy on the right is an obvious manlet

>it takes more than just a beautiful woman to turn his head

just fucking lol at this cope

>>131699261

Its just 5 minutes, if that's all it takes to offend you then you need to pull the stick out of your ass.

>>131696575
>You don't take girls to restaurants on first dates
0/10
Only girls you take to a bar are slags. Then that's not a date, just a hook-up which means you're not better than a typical Tyrone-fucker.

An "actor" in NYC aka my dad still pays my rent at 24, I work at a bicycle shop or organic coffee place and I'm taking acting classes on the side (that my dad pays for)

>>131689653
we are not allowed to be men these days

>>131700052
hahahahah +1

>>131700181

I mean he could just be an off-Broadway stage actor.

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>>131690193
>didn't have the goods

That's it in a nutshell really. No one who you think has the goods is going to feel the same about you. Life isn't a disney movie.

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>>131696575
hi alyssa

sorry you got dumped

>>131691742
>when bitches get btfo but their friends chime in as if they didn't want to fuck too

>>131699962
i do believe you're correct

>>131699842

I've literally never seen a cop with an attractive gf, the young ones tend to date the nastiest bar type women ever, I believe you're right most cops meet their girls in bars. That would make a lot of sense looking at them. I would say even firefighers have way hotter gfs on average.

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Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>131699842
Pretty spot on officer.

>>131700328
Whores flock together. Don't ever trust a woman's friends when you think she's up to something suspicious.

>>131694107
fat makes people look older

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I love these threads. Guaranteed +300 replies.

>>131690193
>ideal date
>something very noncommittal
read: if you're not a chad I want to be able to leave easily

>>131689653
This is not about current events or politics.

Should be banned. Mods?

>>131699842
Where do you work? What kind of experience were they looking for when you got hired?

What should I be doing?

>>131699451
>but even if you don't like someone you can at least try to have a good time or be polite.
He did though. She never caught on that he hated her.

>>131700460

Of course they do, everyone loves firefighters, who hates firefighters?

>>131700556
I'm not joking. I am upset that all men these days are dickheads to women.

>>131695465

Oh hi again man. I remember that thread, many hearty keks. But you should know better than to go on tinder you fucking degenerate!

>>131689653
I think certain frumpy average women should realistically lower their standards and date on their level whether the guy is a bit of a loser or not. If these "loser" men had some sort of incentive to succeed women play a part in that.

You get get rejected by average looking girls when you're average and it makes guys bitter and they end up isolating themselves from the world with porn and whatever(drugs/video games/alcoholism etc).

>>131700718
Arsonists

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>>131690193
Women are worse.

She's not just chubby, she's ratfaced too. Beady eyes and whatnot.

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>>131699070

>>131696575
The paper set up the date, likely picked the location as well. Considering the plug for the restaurant at the bottom it's probably paid for as well.

>>131700700

I am a Deputy Sheriff, generally they want at least a 2-year degree or related experience. You'd be doing things like patrolling areas, responding to calls, and dealing with immense amounts of bullshit that the rest of society wants to forget about. You will then be shit on unmercifully by the same society just for doing your job. You will also eventually kill someone.

>>131700841

Touché

>>131689653
Had a dream about an ex gf I haven't thought of in years. Google it and read a bullshit article. Under the article 500 comments from women about how they dream of there ex all the time and miss them even though they been married for 20 years. Everyone states my husband is a lovely man to make themselves not feel like huge pieces of shit for fantasizing about leaving there husband who has provided for them for 20 fucking years to be with a man they fucked a long time ago. I don't even

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>>131689900
FPBP
And checked.

>>131700991
>You will also eventually kill someone.
Well go on

>>131700496
This.

And if a woman's friends are sluts you can 100% GUARANTEE they'll be the type to egg your girl on when a guy hits on her at a bar or club on "girl's night".

Doesn't matter if your girl is the fucking Virgin Mary, if she's hanging around with Stacy Spread-them-apart Tyler and Jessica Tyrone's-side-girl Thompson you're fucked.

In fact, don't trust girls that head to a club in a relationship anyway. They're probably grinding on some dick.

>>131690193
He knew right away he wasn't gonna like her. She doesn't show up early and doesn't plan, if he has a busy lifestyle that's what he wants. He has to plan on her being there on time or else it's going to breed resentment.

Also who the fuck orders their meat well done?

>>131700771
That's not entirely fair. I dated and married above my station, and sometimes in my spare time, I still play video games, I also drink a good bit, but only a couple after work, maybe a couple dozen on my off days (I believe the term is "functional alcoholic").

>>131695424
"security"
oh i am laffin

>>131701160

There is nothing in this world like first love, the woman will never forget her first lover. I'm not saying first guy to fuck her (if she's not a slut it probably is though), but first real relationship.

>>131700700

Also idk how it works in canuckistan, but you might try to get into a jail as a guard and then have them send you to the police academy. That's how a lot of kids end up being cops.

>>131694738
You gave me a new thing to do thank you.

>>131700991
What kinds of bullshit should be spewed during a hiring interview to make me look better? What did they want to hear during your interview, and how did you respond accordingly?

>>131693335
I want to see per capita.

>>131701175

In 5 years I've accidentally killed 2 people and on purpose killed one person.

>>131701423
Were they niggers?

>>131695513
>body and hormones completely warped and disfigured
>still human

>>131700991
Hats off to you, man. I've read the reports in the morning paper before. You folks are busy and have all kinds of shit going on.

>1:16 AM, complaint, dog barking
>2:06 AM, responded to gunshots
>2:31 AM, domestic disturbance
>3:08 AM, domestic disturbance
>4:02 AM, complaint, dog barking

>>131701349

Don't bullshit them, most of us have pretty spectacular training on how to detect lies and read body language. Be straight. If you are qualified you will get the job.

Also, you may get shot down a few times. KEEP APPLYING. You WILL get the job if you want it bad enough.

>>131701610

Two were, yeah.

>>131700718
Niggers

>>131700720
Let's be honest, if people are a dick to you, you probably deserve it.

Because honestly, why should I? If you live in a large enough city, it's easy to get laid. Every Friday and Saturday tinder has over 100 girls easily and if you can't talk your way into sex 1/100 times then you're clearly doing something wrong. That's not even including the women going out to bars or social events. If you're not getting laid, you're not trying hard enough.

>>131700700
If his story is to be believed, not being a cop is what.

>>131701337
Just started hospital security in January, tried the infantry thing for a year, didn't work out, and about 2.5 years of bullshit do-nothing """security""" before that.

Not saying I'm ready yet, just trying to get a feel for what I should be doing.

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>>131700680
It borderline fits in with the culture here and we are enjoying the thread. Move on.

>>131696575
t. roastie

>>131701703

You make it seem a lot easier than it is, at least where I live. Not to mention the majority of girls that hang out around bars or on tinder are very very very low quality.

>>131701703
>Wasting so much of your time getting your dick wet instead of forming meaningful relationships.
Wow, I'm sure you're really improving your life.

>>131690193
So... he fucked the waiter then?

>>131701423
>accidentally killed two people
B U R G E R S
>>131701648
The two "accidents" right?

>>131701985
>>>/r9k/

>>131689653
>5 minutes late

I would have left.

Requesting /storytime/ from the coppers ITT

Greentext some good stories please

>>131692834
He was friendly to her, hence a friend. What's so hard to understand.

>>131702034
That implies that modern urbanite women are worth forming meaningful relationships with.

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>>131701648
>Two were, yeah.

Thanks for sending two dindu nuffins to that great big watermelon patch in the sky, /pol/iceman.

>>131701703
Literally all the time spent doing that, I can just hire a prostitute for an hour then do something more productive with my time.

>>131702047
Sounds about right.

>>131701160
>>131701311
still remember my first, could've gone better obviously. I don't think we'd get back together but I've always wanted to reconcile and say that I'm sorry. It's been almost 6 years.

>>131695930
>Nobody wants to date a failure.
Unless she was super hot.

>>131700096
>>131699086
that's literally hell
why would you do that to yourself

>>131690193
>women want to be rewarded for being wrong

>>131702246
Exactly the kind of thinking that's a stain on your life, mate.

I mean, I don't blame you because big city women are generally trash.
But actually I do blame you for settling into that mindset and becoming trash yourself.

>>131701288
idk, i'm old enough to remember the 90s when my brothers and sisters had good relationships, my brother was average...hooked up with average looking girls, never had a car back then, still got pussy.

In my area women seem to date up now instead of finding an equal, i guess it's because of social media women can be picky now and average men date lower.

>>131702338
Well women have it easy, if you have a pulse, you can trick a man into marrying you.
>>131702343
No niggers

>>131690193
Holy smokes, literally /ourguy/

>>131702432
>I mean, I don't blame you because big city women are generally trash.
>But actually I do blame you for settling into that mindset and becoming trash yourself.
????
If you don't want to waste your time dating trash people that makes you trash?
Sound logic there anon.

>>131695424
roastie detected
>women deserve financial security
>women also deserve the right to slut around
are mutually exclusive

>>131694738
I wouldn't date a girl who washed dishes and was above age 24.
Would you be alright if her job was a stripper?

>>131690193
>actor
>dressed like he takes it in the ass

She dodged a bullet desu buds

>>131701207
>Virgin Mary

If she was supposedly a "Virgin Mary" she wouldn't have friends like that and would've dumped them a long time ago.

>>131701207
>girl's night

Girl's night? More like I want to reap the benefits of being in a relationship with a man who has his shit together but party like I'm single.

>>131699881

He was only pretending to be polite, but is a very self centered person.

>>131702023
Fair enough, but to be honest I forgot where I was for a second. I'm not looking for a white conservative wife. I'm just having fun and partying.
>>131702034
It doesn't take any time out of what I would be doing anyway. I'd still be hanging out with friends, we just happen to be at a party.
>>131702268
Fair enough. I think half the fun is playing the game though.

>>131695677
>Security for what? A deposit in a family court?
Lost it

>>131689653
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>131689653
>ugh where are the bad bois?
>ugh where are the nice guys?
protip: women don't know what the fuck they want, and should never be taken seriously.

>>131702668
>Having a low level job is equivalent to going out and fucking other people and shaking your ass for money
Not gonna lie, this thread is confusing the fuck out of me.
Are these serious posts or are you just joking?

>>131702099
Fair enough, but that board is full of fags.

>>131690193
>>131689653
...is this just an advertisement for the restauraunt?

>>131694738
>Dating for (((love)))
>Not realizing the future mother of your children is going to need resources
You blew it faggot

>>131695930
>>131702668

I would date a failure. But I'm a guy and put little weight on my woman's job as I know I could take care of them.

I don't look for a career woman. Besides, career women often tend to be obnoxious or shallow.

However...
>>131694738
Being a dishwasher is quite low. If you were smart you would mention that you were working as a dishwasher BUTTT you were doing x and y to improve your life. For example, studying or getting certified in so and so thing.

You just outright saying you're a dishwasher shows that you are complacent with shit, have no ambition or desires, and could not take care of a family effectively.

>>131702894
A convoluted one but yes.
Even two complete douches like those two managed to have a good dinner.
That place must be amazing.

>>131702903
>the future mother of your children
You'd have kids with a woman that doesn't share your principles?
That's stupid.

>>131690193
She's clearly a fat retard eating away her hangover from appletinis and nigger dick. He knew to bail.

>>131702521
Part of it is that every fucking woman nowadays is a lardass, girls that used to be average and homely are now above average solely by using makeup and not being fat as fuck; I work hard 5 days a week and workout, why should I settle down with a fatty?

>>131702643
All you're doing is getting your dick wet and talking down the other sex as not worth your time, so you end up not developing meaningful relationships.
You're just as bad as any bar slut out there.

>>131702343
Well, I am not divorced. I've seen it happen though.

As far as living in the development, there wasn't an HOA initially when I bought my home. It was pretty new and homes were still being built. There were, IIRC, 15 people total in our subdivision. Then it rose to 35 within a year and a half (some older folks, mostly people in their late 20s/early 30s, one black family and some dot Indian families).

There was a "community meeting" and a vote. It didn't have to be unanimous, just a majority. And an HOA was formed. I followed the guidelines the new council set up. They were lenient at first, but they kept adding more shit, trying to make it "the nicest development in the state" or some bullshit. They already have a problem with me and drinking beer in my garage with the radio blasting when I'm working outside. They said I make too much noise.

>>131702668

I'd take a dish washer over a stripper any day.
> telling them you have a shitty job when you have a decent job. That's red pilled as fuck gonna try that next time

>>131702075

No, I accidentally killed one black dude when I was back in the jail because he broke his neck when I fucked up a bodyslam after he attacked me with a shank. The other accident was when a really, really fucked up dude decided to fight me, like, this dude was on SO much meth. His heart gave out.

>>131698531
Women that frequent bars to the point where it defines their personal description are pure trash.

Remember anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqMi31mThpo

If there's one thing black culture gets right, it's how to deal with hoes. Not respectable qt conservatives, but hoes.

>>131699564
a subdivision is code for no dindus.
Typically a couple blocks of nicer houses within an area. Sometimes gated.
family raising neighborhood. not neighborhood for smoking weed and having parties.

>>131702521
I know where you're coming from
>tfw I'm 31

>>131703122
>and talking down the other sex as not worth your time
No, I'm talking down the urbanite trash that I actually interact with on a daily basis.
Sorry anon, but the only people who want to develop meaningful relationships with self-centered assholes are people who hate themselves.

>>131703154
>It didn't have to be unanimous, just a majority. And an HOA was formed.
That shouldn't be legal, Democracy in a nutshell.

>>131689653
>Why can't women find a good man these days?

If you do not have trustworthy monogamy to give in return you do not deserve the trust, respect or love of a good man.

>>131690193

Is billy our guy?

what a hero

>>131703195
I don't go to happy hour for the women...I just go for the drinks.

>>131703032
My principles do not rely on lying nor do they rely on a woman "liking me for being me"

>>131703497
So long as you feel the same after family court, fair enough.

>>131700295
cute webmd

>>131703122
But I'm a male. My value only goes up. I know plenty of women slutting around, not doing anything with their lives. I work full time, go to school full time and have a decent future ahead of me. At their 30's women go downhill. By then I'll have a house, a stable career, a 401k, all of it. I can pick and choose, same as I can now. Why stop?

>>131690193

Billy sounds just like an uncompromising man.

Proof that to get married or even want to date you have to be a faggot these days.

>>131690193
Only an ugly western woman can call herself "picky" in this sea of omega males.

>>131703597
I should say "rely solely on me being me"
The job you have not only says a lot about you but also 99% of women aren't going to marry the starving artist type

>>131703206
I'm pretty sure Trayvon Martin was in a gated community when he dindu his last nuffin

>>131703305
Dude, even the older folks didn't want it. It was the fucking younger crowd trying to make some fake perfect, clean world for their future children. I'm viewed as the bad apple of the whole place.
>"your truck is too loud"
Fuck you, it's a diesel and I deleted the emissions shit
>"you shouldn't be drinking at 7:30 in the morning"
Bitch, I'm on a shift rotation and I'm coming off midnights. You shouldn't be jogging around at 7:30. Go to work.
"Those are the wrong shingles."
I'll just make it a metal roof, Seth. How about that? A big, green, metal goddamn roof.

>>131703684
A man who realizes he has just as much power and can be just as choosy as a woman is is a smart man.

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>>131690193
>Filet mignon
>well done

Day of the Rope: Food Edition when?

>>131692058
Can't blame anyone for not being attracted to someone. But god damn, the way he spells it out in a public magazine really makes him seem like a douche.

I'm a woman and in that situation, even if paired up with a neckbeard who I had nothing in common with, I'd never make a statement about his physical appreance or make it sound like I thought I was way above him. Because I don't wanna make someone's feefees hurt intentionally without a reason and also cause I don't wanna be a total cunt or make people think that I was one.

If the roles were reversed you'd go OHH WHAT A ROASTIE BITCH!!!!

And I think that many men are assholes cause they can afford to be. Men are less emphatic and have more personality disorders than women anyway. I generally find women a lot more pleasant and nice people than men. Excluding some bitches, of course. But just look at this board, all these amazing gentlemen calling women bitches, whores and roasties. Or read some redpill-PUA blog, it's all about how to fool and let women on and benefit from them. It's really not a thing among women to discuss how to get men to pay them dinners and buy them stuff and how men are asshole fucks and rapists. Sure some rad feminazis do that but in general men hate women way more than women have ever hated men. It has always been like this, men are the violent ones restricting women's rights and freedoms, hoping to benefit from their resources, was it by raping or wanting to install laws which makes women stay at home and give men sex, offspring and cleaning services. That has been a thing in every culture throughout the history.

Really activates your almonds when you think about it.

>>131703807
There's a difference between not marrying the starving artist type and getting pissy at a guy for being a dishwasher.
Especially when most of the people working those low-end jobs are usually students working to put themselves through school (unless they're niggers or something).
If you want a gold digger, that's fine, but don't expect her to be loyal in the long term and don't try to sell everyone else that load.
Your relationship will be as fleeting as your finances.

>>131702853
serious. A dish bitch to a woman is what a stripper is to man.
bottom of the barrel.
Both better off claiming between jobs.

Dating for love is bluepilled as fuck. Women exist only to bear you strong sons and cook you food.

>>131692105
But i love my dog.
And unlike women he knows what loyalty is.

>>131703957
>It's really not a thing among women to discuss how to get men to pay them dinners and buy them stuff and how men are asshole fucks and rapists.

Then you need to get out more.

>>131692578
It is because omega males without standarts like you exist that women like her can call themselves "picky"

Sad.

>>131703872

Don't kid yourself, unless you're in the top 20% you do not. With pussy its a womans market.